@@LordVidashall HowToBasic actually knows how to cook, he just chose to -ruin- improve them with an unnecessarily massive amount of eggs. The only cooking I can compare her with is KAYS COOKING.
@@christophertran833 She’s not ingenuous like others hollolive, her base line is more trickster type, so she knows what context of dirty joke she’s insert in 'cause she is already used to this type of game - If she didn’t know that, her expressions for the second time the guy offers the object would be to no trust the guy when he said that he "didn't used it", just because she already fell for the prank once (and the other elements that came before, all the dicks drawnings and psychotic gaze with a axe, showing that he is at least unreliable reliable guy), but instead she played along with the joke preteding be naive. Like, she didn’t know what type glasses was going to be, but she knew that he was going to made a dirty joke.
Vierstraad Yes, but there’re two possible ironical interpretation, one is asking me how the fuck i can deduce that she was joking just for watching, and the second one is ironically saying that is obvious that she was joking, but that would be against the original comment/poster that implies a doubt if that was real or not (in other words, that was not so obvious)
I can see this as a horror manga: A girl is looking to escape a dull life and a ticket appears to an exotic island dirt cheap.She arrives to see strange architecture and furniture on the landscape and is suddenly attacked by a maniac with an axe after she lands. He destroys her plane as she runs for cover, passing by derelict furniture hacked to pieces on the ground and perverse art strewn about seemingly for miles in any direction. He then catches her but she escapes death by playing into his "deluded perverse homelife" fantasy world. CAN SHE SURVIVE OR WILL SHE SUCCUMB TO THE INSANITY OF ~~KYUREM~~~
See, you say that he’s a bigger degenerate, but despite her protests she still had the most degenerate idea about the mask. I love how she knows full well how degenerate it’s likely to be and even goes out of her way to stay there for the sake of the act. Plus she’s really good at “being deceived” and such. She really is a natural born comedian.
@@nguyenbao6433 You see, the difference between the two is that, Matsuri sometimes make accidental jokes while Pekora has planned everything according to keikaku
Chat: Listeners are raised by the streamers they look up to. Matsuri: If that's the case, you should all become pure. Me: But I'm pure according to hololive standards :/
@@bananagod5530 Sora's purity is like a pond , a very small and very precious pond, And the rest are an Chinese factory pouring sludge into the small pond filling it with more sewage then water
It took me "cumfetti" to realise what he was doing, my man was giving matsuri (festival), his festivities 😂, bruh i am scared what her whole chat could pull off if given an island.
Is the only reason that you translated this because Matsuri shouted NEEEEEEEEEEE in it? lmao She could have left any time. The fact that she kept playing along shows that she wasn't bothered in the least lol
Bruh the intro sent me 😂 you know Matsuri really got REKT by her own fan base, when even the clip itself is memeing on her just 30 seconds in lmao, Sasuga Matsurisuna, truly proving chat is just reflection of the streamer.
"Did you win, son?"
"Yes dad"
His dad must be proud of him.
the brat is confirmed Roberu Yukoku
twitter.com/knm_kaname/status/1282512027991367681
This kid's island has the same layout as my own and now I feel a weird sense of pride. My son did good ;_;
>Calls him a disgusting brat multiple times
>Still goes back and takes a photo with him
Truly a dedicated idol.
Yes father.*
Matsuri failed successfully to prove the existence of healthy people in the community.
Well, at the very list, it is normal if they are dumb when they're kids.
Matsuri: Not all of my audience is degenerate.
This kid: Are you sure about that?
Haatons (Akai Haato fans): Not bad, kid!
Hachamatons*
Akai Haato? Who's that?
I only know about Haachama, the *Psycho* Vtuber stuck in Australia with HowToBasic's cooking skills.
@@LordVidashall HowToBasic actually knows how to cook, he just chose to -ruin- improve them with an unnecessarily massive amount of eggs. The only cooking I can compare her with is KAYS COOKING.
@@LordVidashall HaatoBasic*
@@deoce *cooking with jack
Plenty of good 'Neeeeee' in this
I mean she has her own "nnn" factory. lol
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE
Dreamwolf Nektovich WE WANT A SHRUBBERY
DewFY ?
Christopher Erley sorry I just got my phone stuck it write itself
Can't believe she fell for that twice, the mask then the glasss. Her NEEEE's here are great.
She did it purposely, for the joke
@@christophertran833 She’s not ingenuous like others hollolive, her base line is more trickster type, so she knows what context of dirty joke she’s insert in 'cause she is already used to this type of game - If she didn’t know that, her expressions for the second time the guy offers the object would be to no trust the guy when he said that he "didn't used it", just because she already fell for the prank once (and the other elements that came before, all the dicks drawnings and psychotic gaze with a axe, showing that he is at least unreliable reliable guy), but instead she played along with the joke preteding be naive.
Like, she didn’t know what type glasses was going to be, but she knew that he was going to made a dirty joke.
@@christophertran833 Still funny to watch
@@vermegi you do realise the guy that asked you was being sarcastic right?
Vierstraad Yes, but there’re two possible ironical interpretation, one is asking me how the fuck i can deduce that she was joking just for watching, and the second one is ironically saying that is obvious that she was joking, but that would be against the original comment/poster that implies a doubt if that was real or not (in other words, that was not so obvious)
I can see this as a horror manga: A girl is looking to escape a dull life and a ticket appears to an exotic island dirt cheap.She arrives to see strange architecture and furniture on the landscape and is suddenly attacked by a maniac with an axe after she lands. He destroys her plane as she runs for cover, passing by derelict furniture hacked to pieces on the ground and perverse art strewn about seemingly for miles in any direction. He then catches her but she escapes death by playing into his "deluded perverse homelife" fantasy world. CAN SHE SURVIVE OR WILL SHE SUCCUMB TO THE INSANITY OF ~~KYUREM~~~
Sound like a hentai plot
@@matlatpower7472 I can't believe this story you're telling me. It's macabre!
Tags: Rape, Mind break, Horror
@@neeevirus the most cursed tags to find in succession
@@kingofflames738 *Insert* BDSM, AHEGAO.
Matsuri:"Matsuri is not the kind of streamer who produces perverts"
Narator:USO DE ARU. SHE REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT
"She lied as naturally as she breathed."
まつり：”まつりは変態を作りあげるような配信者じゃありませんよ”
ナレーター：嘘である！彼女は厄介ヲタクを育てる事でこの上無い喜びを得ていた！！
See, you say that he’s a bigger degenerate, but despite her protests she still had the most degenerate idea about the mask.
I love how she knows full well how degenerate it’s likely to be and even goes out of her way to stay there for the sake of the act. Plus she’s really good at “being deceived” and such. She really is a natural born comedian.
if she fail at being a idol she has the cahnce to be a comedian is a win win situation if you ask me
pekoras contender
@@nguyenbao6433 You see, the difference between the two is that, Matsuri sometimes make accidental jokes while Pekora has planned everything according to keikaku
@@janreiafrica Translaters Note: Keikaku means plan.
@@janreiafrica all according to cake
Matsuri: My fans can't be THAT much of DEGENERATES.
Fans: *"Observe..."*
Mission Impossible 4 - "I want to show that Matsuri's community is not full of degenerates."
We already have an MI4. This is MI5.
@@nicodalusong149 pretty sure we also have MI5, just call it a reboot lol
@@OriginalSpectorius yeah and if you live in england, MI6 and MI7 will come
4:31 “this mask stinks like squid”
I tried to ignore that, but... It can't be unheard
Chat: Listeners are raised by the streamers they look up to.
Matsuri: If that's the case, you should all become pure.
Me: But I'm pure according to hololive standards :/
We're all AKB material.
If you are pure on hololive standard. Then how about Sora?
@@bananagod5530 Sora's purity is like a pond , a very small and very precious pond, And the rest are an Chinese factory pouring sludge into the small pond filling it with more sewage then water
That guy's a Haachama-level threat. It was really funny seeing how Matsuri was so outclassed by his degeneracy.
it's take 4 thrust for her to realize what he's doing
he is actually having the sekussu!!!????
That night he became a man.
he must be tiny lol, barely noticable
@@ProtoForte I mean, he was able to have sekusu telekinetically, so who knows
i thought its "hehe i'm touching your feet" or "he's twerking for matsuri" wow
I love how she said that all her viewers should be pure if the streamer is the one who raised them and then the entire chat was just like "eh?"
Matsuri looks seisou and wholesome only if she is put in her degenerates listeners
She’s only truly seiso when Sora daisenpai is looking at her
I swear I see your comments everywhere 🤣🤣
Winter Vermillion When you dig deep enough into the Vtuber hole you will start seeing a lot of familiar people 😎
@@wintervermillion7021 You're starting to be a man of this culture XD
6:26 I refuse to believe she didn't know what he was doing
What was he doing?
@@MurrayHendersonDool thrusting into the bed
@@ljnetic8375 I thought he was massaging her feet
"the islands with a lot of fish on display are the sketchiest"
god... she should see my friend's island... entire thing is covered in fish displays
Matsuri: I’m not perverted!
Also Matsuri: One time I only used bandaids lol
Matsuri there are wholesome degenelate and also the yabai degenelate. You're kind of both of them though
_reads title_
*impossible*
_watches video_
...i stand corrected.
0:21 At this moment, I knew this editor had a good sense of humor... and I prepared my bucket o' popkoon
Oh no this can only end one way gloriously
Your pic
That profile tho
Y my pp hard?
THICC
@Hymaungdr link?
2:27 *Plot Twist:* It's actually just the letter T.
That message is definitely his prized possession
1:10
"Matsuri wa... warukunai yo nee"
That It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title intro card was amazing. Used it perfectly. Kudos!
This reeks of *"I'm four parallel universe ahead oh you"*
Matsuri listeners: Its your fault that we are the way we are. Take responsibility !!!
That sounds like non issue 😂
Well... we all did learn from the best
And when i mean “learn” i mean we evolved to bigger degenerates
The Always Sunny title card gag will never not be funny.
【 Festival : It's norma-
Kid : *You picked the wrong house, fool* 】
Festival?
I mean I know Matsuri=festival, but why?
That little never stop teasing matsuri😂😂😂
It all starts with the famous last words, couldn't get any better than this.
Matsuri honestly looks like the kind of girl that has a blast teasing and being teased so this island was great content. lmao
I really love when he spark those fireworks while saying shake da booty
lmao when he started shooting confetti on her i lost it
Fam I just woke up and you killed me with the "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" theme
This is what I call "tasting your own poison" or something like that.
Matsuri: "I'm not a kind of streamer who produce pervs."
*(X)* Doubt
6:25 it took me 5 seconds to realize what he was doing
It took me "cumfetti" to realise what he was doing, my man was giving matsuri (festival), his festivities 😂, bruh i am scared what her whole chat could pull off if given an island.
Is the only reason that you translated this because Matsuri shouted NEEEEEEEEEEE in it? lmao
She could have left any time. The fact that she kept playing along shows that she wasn't bothered in the least lol
You're everywhere, man.
yes
Morbid curiosity is a strong pull.
She lowkey liked it 😂
GIGA chad this guy
2:33 wow in the last "yamette" she reached a F6, what a high pitch voice, so great!
Matsuri is basically my character in an rpg
max attack
0 defence
I guess her dreams went down as fast as Yagoo's idol dream...
"idol getting chased around by an axe holding kid"
Luckily he didn't put it all the way in, cuz "it's just the tip! "
Matsuri: This one's in a grey zone.
This guy: _Are you sure about that?_
Matsuri low key enjoying this
Degeneracy aside, Matsuri's Animal Crossing villager has that "Mirai Kuriyama" aesthetic down to a tee with those glasses.
Her character looks like her actual... umm nevermind
Fuyu kai desu!!!
If only matsuri will say that
"Kids desu" said guy named Oronamin C
LMAO like we said in my country : "Qui sème le vent récolte la tempête"
6:52 "Don't Forget to Swallow" or is that bukk~
*matsuri has seen the abyss she created, she was scared. Although she never knew how deep it is*
Thanks for making a longer translation clip
"From what I learned islands with a lot of fish are the sketchiest"
But we all know that the god of all degenerates is haachama
God?
She is the embodiment of degenerates
the very personification of degeneracy lol
degenelates*
@@Hoezi02 'degenelacy', my bad.
Degenerator
Me: reads title
Also me: Impossible
plot twist: Matsuri was actually the guy holding the axe
Oh my god, so matsuri was one who did the thrusts to herself and one who sprayed the confetti 😂
This guy's definetely a Haaton and close follower of Haachama, the Queen of Degenelates!
6:29 bruh
that is the greatest foreshadowing introductory clip 0:20 LOL
"NEE YAMETEE?!!" 😆🔥
1:17 at that moment, Matsuri lied as naturally as she breaths.
"I want to show that Matsuri's audience, uh, is not full of degenerates. They're not all nasty otaku" - Natsuiro Matsuri, Matsuri Channel 夏色まつ, 2020
Dude's a gigachad
The things I'd do to get her to sign my island's board. T^T
Glad to know that drawing benis is universal...
He has got to the level where a vtuber thats known for degeneracy has called him a degenerate
What a giga chad
3:50 Kids trading masks at lunch.
In the words of Fernando Alonso;
*Karma!*
1:13 Matsuri lied as natural as she breathed.
“Matsuri is not that kind of streamer who produce perverts”- Matsuri lied as easily as she breathed
Kyurem: is the name of an extraterrestrial Ice Dragon Pokemon who eats Pokemon and humans alike
Matsuri: "yeah, Kyurem island seems fine, seems safe"
"Matsuri meets a bigger degenerate than herself"
**Impossible**
Neeee YameTEEE! NEEEE YameTEEEE!! NeEeEee YaMeTEEEEE!!
I don‘t know why but I expected a Hachama - Matsuri colab when I read the title
6:10
Average "Wanna Grab Coffee" FAN
Vs
Average CHAD " L I E DOWN" Enjoyer
I love when hololive members get proven wrong immediately
"How to get infected using this one simple trick !! Tom Nook hates him !"
At 9:56 I think Matsuri said 悪夢 as in nightmare instead of 悪魔. Thanks for the translations!
you're right! I misheard it as akuma instead of akumu
This makes me want to have Matsuri take a trip to Bhutan.
The guy likes to draw Tesla logo apparently
The NEEE of the gods
Matsuri
Maxed out offense
Zero defense
Not the type to produce perverts:
Me: well that was a fucking lie.
I can only imagine the horrors inside his house
"My audience isn't just nasty otakus"
"Matsuri isn't the type of streamer to produce degenerates"
_Matsuri lied as naturally as she breathed._
Remember that time she visted a fan's island that was literally called "Masturbisland" or something like that?
holt shit that intro nearly made me spit take
this guy is so lucky
Natsuiro Matsuri meets a bigger degenerate than herself, wow thats a title i thought mere mortal can't achieve
calling a brat, brat by a brat
This seems more like sexual harassment than being a degenerate
glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon, glass cannon.
That *nut* with the party popper 🤣
Matsuri's first contact with Sora the Troll
When a degenerate meets a worst one
Bruh the intro sent me 😂 you know Matsuri really got REKT by her own fan base, when even the clip itself is memeing on her just 30 seconds in lmao, Sasuga Matsurisuna, truly proving chat is just reflection of the streamer.
1:19
The taste of a liar