Evangelical Paranoia is Next Level!

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  • The 2024 solar eclipse sparked a new wave of evangelical prophecies, end times predictions, and mass-hysteria/paranoia. Paranoid televangelists were quick to search for meaning in the utterly benign.
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  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +91

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    • @atlurker8037
      @atlurker8037 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you have any interest, I'd like to see your examination of the "miracles" performed by those cannonized saints that lived, say, in the 1900s. There ought to be pretty compelling evidence of these miracles - right?

    • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
      @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw หลายเดือนก่อน

      The "end of the world" happens every 500 years or so.
      The world is about to end !! Repent !! The elect will go to heaven !! Give me some more money !! Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diners Club !! Direct money transfer !!

    • @aubreyleonae4108
      @aubreyleonae4108 หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @Don.tKillTheMessanger
      @Don.tKillTheMessanger หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@atlurker8037 As far as I know, there's been only one saint in the last 100 yrs. They called her Mother Theresa, but by know means was she a "saint". She was brutal towards those sick and dying children in India.

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you looked into "88 Reasons Why The Rapture Will Be In 1988"? It's a classic. Some retired NASA engineer did a bunch of Bible math, printed his own book, sent it at his own expense to every preacher in America, and got Christians all whipped up.
      When 1988 came and went, he realized he had made a couple of minor mistakes and his math was off by a year. But then "The Final Shout: Rapture Report 1989" also didn't work out. So he hedged his bets with the title of "23 reasons why a pre-tribulation rapture looks like it will occur on Rosh-Hashanah 1993". His 1994 prediction, "And now the earth's destruction by fire, nuclear bomb fire" was his final bust.
      From the Washington Post, after it was all over: "Whisenant, whose latest work sold only 30,000 copies, said he isn't planning any more books about the rapture or the end of the world. 'Now I can stand in front of the Lord and say I gave it my best shot,' he said."

  • @Poppaknot
    @Poppaknot หลายเดือนก่อน +830

    Why is God so cryptic?
    Answer: So conmen can get rich.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      Beware of people who tell you God needs money then ask you to send it to their bank account.

    • @kathyorourke9273
      @kathyorourke9273 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Because he doesn’t actually exist.

    • @caribbeanman3379
      @caribbeanman3379 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Conmen is portmanteau from "confidence men". In turn, "confidence" has etymological roots in common with the Latin word for faith - the "fide" part. "Confidence" ultra-literally means something akin to "with faith". So conmen deceive and exploit others with faith! They exploit others' misplaced faith or trust in them and/or their character, at the victims expense. Conmen are the definitive demonstration of the folly of faith. Faith is not a virtue but a lure to ensnare and manipulate the gullible.
      It is my hypothesis that very early religious leaders developed the concept of faith - the disguising of gullibility as a virtue prescribed by God - as a means of encouraging the uncritical acceptance (or pretense of uncritical acceptance, as a means of virtue signaling) of their ridiculous and outlandish claims, while also denigrating the more rational-minded persons who would doubt them.
      No wise god that loves truth would ever consider faith as a virtue. That is just a simple, self-evident fact to anyone who cares to use just a little bit of critical and logical thinking. The only persons that stand to benefit from the promotion of this ridiculous notion of faith being a virtue, are religious leaders - which literally makes them conmen, whether they realize it or not.

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@caribbeanman3379 Wasn't there a 20th-century philosopher with a dark sense of humor who said that we should stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims that is religion?

    • @danspawn85
      @danspawn85 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DavidRichardson153 There was a 19-century humorist that said many of the same things. Read The Fly by Mark Twain.
      An excerpt.
      It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow which we can relieve and do not do it, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin, then? If He is the Source of Morals He does--certainly nothing can be plainer than that, you will admit. Surely the Source of law cannot violate law and stand unsmirched; surely the judge upon the bench cannot forbid crime and then revel in it himself unreproached. Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

  • @harmonicamanrandy
    @harmonicamanrandy หลายเดือนก่อน +675

    It's been the end of times since the beginning of times.

    • @kayb9979
      @kayb9979 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Sounds vaguely like the beginning of a novel about the French revolution 🙂

    • @Queen-uo8cm
      @Queen-uo8cm หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@kayb9979 Maybe the Beginning of Dan Browns The Davinci Code (Good Movie lol)

    • @Limited_Light
      @Limited_Light หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      We are beginning the beginning times of the beginning. Soon to be the first day of the first days. Until the earliest of the first of the first days.

    • @chrisgreener3654
      @chrisgreener3654 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      In Acts it says the end times started at Pentecost. So it’s been the end times for over 2000 years now according to the Bible. Kinda loses its emotional effect knowing this when people say we are in the end times.

    • @user-ut7hh3zb2f
      @user-ut7hh3zb2f หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      EXACTLY!

  • @bokang6377
    @bokang6377 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    American evangelicals think that Jesus is coming back just for America. Literally, such self-centeredness. Ridiculous

    • @Notusingthisaccount777
      @Notusingthisaccount777 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Exactly 🤦‍♀️

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      God they will be pissed when they wake up in front of Anubis and the Soul-Scale....

    • @andrechiasson956
      @andrechiasson956 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Yea, and before he was brown an homeless, but in the American version he is orange and billionaire.
      Go figure.

    • @rollinlikebuer9059
      @rollinlikebuer9059 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Once you realize that the triple-omni supreme being of the universe has a special plan for you, loves especially you and sacrificed himself/his son for you the dopamine high of being the specialist boy is something you chase for a lifetime.

    • @slaydog5102
      @slaydog5102 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Incoming america bashers

  • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
    @Snuggles_the_Unholy หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    In the old days, if you prophesied something and it didn't come true, they killed you. We need to bring that back.

    • @ronnyandersen6733
      @ronnyandersen6733 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      One year in prison might work better, they might learn their lesson and reform. :)
      Oh, and have them pay back taxes.

    • @blksmagma
      @blksmagma 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ronnyandersen6733
      Have them pay triple the taxes they'd normally have to.

    • @ronnyandersen6733
      @ronnyandersen6733 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@blksmagma They have the money to pay so yeah, should be possible. To catch up, paying All the back taxes at the same time, might be unreasonable, so a down payment plan could be installed. The state need the money to build schools where they teach evolution and secular philosophy. :)

    • @LuckmoreMusara
      @LuckmoreMusara 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😢​@@blksmagma

  • @waltersobchak9427
    @waltersobchak9427 หลายเดือนก่อน +570

    Thank fucking god my family arent religious fanatics. It really should be considered child abuse.

    • @mannysilver211
      @mannysilver211 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      It certainly feels like it.

    • @silvergoddess3362
      @silvergoddess3362 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at the incidents of SA in the church, the cover up by these institutions, by the pastors and the congregations, it’s disgusting . #ChildrenAreNotSafeInChurch #SaveTheChildren. Watch the documentary “Let us Prey” and you can see what really happens in churches

    • @sweetafton5655
      @sweetafton5655 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It IS child abuse. Coercive control at the very least. Unfortunately my cop brother and his wife are religious fanatics, prepping for His return…oh… and they also believe in demonic possession. To them I am an ‘ungodly woman’. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids and I didn’t do so to mine, I find that pretty rich. But then their ‘ALL LOVING GOD’ did take his first-born and torture and sacrifice him for the wrongs of the rest of us, so if that is godly, I’ll take UNgodly as a huge compliment. Would be nice to have a sane brother.

    • @kevchard5214
      @kevchard5214 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      It is child abuse.

    • @sweetafton5655
      @sweetafton5655 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My cop brother and his wife ARE religious fanatics. Thought I already posted this…but don’t see it. He preps and is anti-LGBTQ and super gung-ho Trumpster. He and his wife call me an ungodly woman. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids with coercion and fear of deserving ‘nothing but death in HELL’ and I DIDN’T do that to my kids, I’ll take their insult as a compliment. As the god they worship tortured and killed his firstborn son for sins of the rest, I’ll take a hard pass.

  • @Dock284
    @Dock284 หลายเดือนก่อน +512

    Evangelicals: The eclipse is a sign of Jesus return!
    Scientists: Eclipses happen fairly often and are a normal occurrence.

    • @brianh9358
      @brianh9358 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Kind of what happens when you don't have a single scientific thought in your head.

    • @EaglesQuestions
      @EaglesQuestions หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      ​@@brianh9358 Oh it takes more than that - Doesn't _everyone_ have childhood memories of eclipses? Do believers just forget?

    • @tradergirljam
      @tradergirljam หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Scamvangelical

    • @philliprobinson7724
      @philliprobinson7724 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Hi. Jesus is coming "soon"? What exactly does "soon" mean? Is it "soon" in the geological sense of a couple of million years, "soon" in the tax department sense of "pay up before next month or else", or "soon" in the "don't hold your breath, it may be your last" sense. "Soon" sounds so immanent but is actually very vague, and "very soon" just makes me yawn more often. Cheers, P.R.

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him whose names are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire.

  • @SabbyTabbyCat
    @SabbyTabbyCat หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    American Evangelicals: "OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA END"
    Also American Evangelicals: *only talks about America* 🙄

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, American evangelicals think that the world beyond their “greatest country on god’s green earth and the inheritor of god’s promises to Israel” and it’s borders is a vast hellscape of the destitute and the greedy who are in desperate need of the light of god and capitalism…cause American exceptionalism or some shit if I remember my time as an American evangelical correctly.

  • @grant5758
    @grant5758 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    You’d think an apocalyptic sign would be in the Middle East rather than the USA.

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The USA is the centre of the world though. /s

    • @alexmousley7213
      @alexmousley7213 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep- trouble is it appears many Americans seem to think America is the world!

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You're telling me? Every time I look up a recipe online it has cups and pounds instead of liters and grams. Nobody hates Amerocentrism like European home cooks!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@alexmousley7213 Noooo. there's still Hawaii and other NON-US places on this planet.

  • @larryborsa4396
    @larryborsa4396 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

    Gotta keep the believers scared in order to keep control.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep !

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Plato!

    • @silvergoddess3362
      @silvergoddess3362 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And get their money to fund their lifestyles. 🤬🤬🤬#GriftersForGod

    • @runewolf77
      @runewolf77 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah and stop living their lives too. Their lives r at a stand still 😳

    • @kevinmcgrath8310
      @kevinmcgrath8310 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s weird how they keep mis-pronouncing pathetic and saying prophetic instead .

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    everyone knows that if the moon sees its own shadow during the eclipse, it's at least 7 more years before Jesus comes back.

    • @BradyPhotgraphy
      @BradyPhotgraphy หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The 2017 eclipse was 7 years ago! Where's your jeebus?

    • @quasnof
      @quasnof หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jebro will come this coming eclips, unless the moon sees it's shadow again, duh.

    • @slopedarmor
      @slopedarmor หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BradyPhotgraphy well infinity is also more than 7, checkmate!!!

    • @John-jd7mm
      @John-jd7mm หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sign in a bar
      "Free Beer Tomorrow!"

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The Punxsutawney Phil groundhog theory of the rapture!? 😂

  • @darksoul479
    @darksoul479 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I was indoctrinated into the Pentecostal Church as a child, it took me 40 years to escape the insanity. I have been listening to the same doomsday lines for over 60 years. The end of the world is always right around the corner. It's a horrible way to live. I feel so sorry for the people that are still trapped In these chains.😞

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uh Area 51 has evidence...

    • @AS-je2tq
      @AS-je2tq 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I've been living like this for years now, and sometimes it is so tough that i just dont want to live anymore, i have some suicidal thoughts. How did you figure it out? It's so hard to wake up to another day and know that everyday is the same nightmare over and over. 😢

  • @chriscuthill5067
    @chriscuthill5067 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I predict that in 30 years, if I am still around, pastors will still be selling this silliness. And that's a prediction that I'd put money on.

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Christian, unfortunately I would agree with you. If real Christians do not want to simply just believe in Jesus and trust in Him to fully restore us and fill us with peace like we say He does, we would not see this crap about knowing the exact hour Jesus is coming because a dang eclipse occurred. I saw the eclipse myself and honestly it brought me closer to God because to me it was is such an amazing experience being able to see a total solar eclipse.

    • @epicofgilgamesh9964
      @epicofgilgamesh9964 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@RonaldNolasco555 Jesus is long gone and isn't coming back.
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.*
      "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7)
      “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23);
      For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.***
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28)
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27)
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30)
      *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:*
      The sun will be darkened,
      and the moon will not give its light;
      the stars will fall from the sky,
      and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
      Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34)
      There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32)
      He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal)
      You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62)
      Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.”
      Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51)
      *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.*
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      Also look up:
      Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman*
      *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"*
      *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"*
      *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"*
      *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"*
      (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades)
      *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."*
      Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity.
      *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress
      *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53
      *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*
      *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"*
      *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"*
      *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

    • @00RoxPink
      @00RoxPink 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's not a risky bet to take. It's gonna be here long after we're gone too.

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    Gotta keep the sheep frightened to collect the grift bucks.

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s all about the Benjamins

    • @mainely8007
      @mainely8007 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Religious extremists longing for "the good old days" known as The Dark Ages.

    • @gptgod
      @gptgod 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The devil has so thoroughly deceived you all. Who’s making more money the preachers of God’s Word? Or porno, cigarettes, weed, alcohol, hollywood, the music industry, social media, big pharma, etc? There are SO many industries that count on you being godless for massive profit. They want to keep you prideful, lustful, slothful and full of anxiety. Theres literally no better grift than the phrases ‘all things in moderation’ or ‘live your own truth’. Please begin to question your deepest held beliefs and seek God earnestly for once. Im not a fan of the evangelical paranoia either but lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Jesus is Lord.

  • @reneoosthuizen9210
    @reneoosthuizen9210 หลายเดือนก่อน +191

    The mental gymnastics it takes to come up with this stuff is astounding.

    • @ikenosis8160
      @ikenosis8160 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You should check out Randall Carlson's bit about how the pyramid at Giza proves the earth is round. Now there's some mental gymnastics.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ikenosis8160 round as in flat circular disc or as in sphere? And which part do you not believe?

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes. honestly, i have a hard time keeping up with their nonsense to the point that i have no idea as to what the hell they're talking about. 😂

    • @mainely8007
      @mainely8007 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's similar to the maga movement - they just keep inventing conspiracy theories to avoid having to admit they lost and are following a con.

    • @zeeksthegoblin7564
      @zeeksthegoblin7564 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      They so good at it, it could be an olympic sport.

  • @waoashley7770
    @waoashley7770 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I'm 72 and have heard this sh*t over and over again. Nothing new.

  • @akivarubinstein9648
    @akivarubinstein9648 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Never let intelligence or scientific evidence get in the way of stupidity!

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      never let stupidity get in the way of intelligence or scientific evidence.

  • @RandyWinn42
    @RandyWinn42 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    First God marked America with an "A" then God marked America with an "X".
    A+X = AX = deoderant.
    God is saying to America's evangelicals: "You Stink!"

    • @GodIsPureLove
      @GodIsPureLove หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      im not sure why this made me laugh

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was going to ask where the E came from, but it's for Evangelicals

    • @RandyWinn42
      @RandyWinn42 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@nathanielgrey4091 haha I love it when people improve on a joke!
      (ahem ... if it were a joke, and not a prophecy!)

  • @joemedley195
    @joemedley195 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    Paul said Jesus will return “like a thief in the night.” I hope he doesn’t get shot because of some Southern states “stand your ground” law.

    • @skepticofdoom7486
      @skepticofdoom7486 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ha! Jesus came back and was arrested because he wasn't white also works.

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him, Jesus the beast, have their names erased from the book of life." 666 in Greek means Jesus Crucified.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EsotericBibleSecrets christianity is a jewish sect, their version of the saviour-god cults popular at the time.
      You really need to look a lot deeper into the origins of your religion, because that will cure you of your superstition, if you are intelligent enough.

    • @faithfuljohn9836
      @faithfuljohn9836 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@EsotericBibleSecrets lolwut

    • @onyourcoffeebreak2476
      @onyourcoffeebreak2476 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @postmodern9208
    @postmodern9208 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2000 years of "Any day now..."

  • @kaikai200
    @kaikai200 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    If a god can be killed by three fucking nails , that's not a god .

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      But, but, but...that was all a part of the plan.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  29 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Well, they buttered him up first with a little BDSM.

    • @kashigata
      @kashigata 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Ten gold stars and an elephant stamp for the best ever comment about the crucifixion !, @kaikai200

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair, it's not the nails that cause death, but fluid pooling in the lungs.

    • @gigachad1021
      @gigachad1021 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also the Muslim god who allows to have sex slaves

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    An evangelical church has hung up a banner outside stating 'The final days are here!', with a photo of the Palestine conflict in the background. These people are excited by death and destruction, because they see it as a sign that their sky daddy is coming back after almost 2000 years. I find it sick and disgusting that people want to see immense suffering, that a world where people generally get along with one another is miserable for them because it doesn't have 'signs'. You have to be a psychopath to get joy from misery.

    • @annahgibbus8
      @annahgibbus8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I agree with you well said 👏👏👏👏👏
      They think they will be raptured out while the rest of us suffer.
      They are in for a big surprise 😳
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly. These people get off on cruelty, misery, suffering, like true psychopaths. Just the thought of it turns their underwear into a moist, sticky towelette

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The reason evangelicals are such staunch supporters of Israel is that they believe the rapture will happen when the jews inhabit the entirety of the land they were supposedly promised. So it's not even that they care about the wellbeing and prosperity of the jewish people, as the jews would go to hell along with the rest of us. Pure selfishness as always with the evangelicals.

    • @mainely8007
      @mainely8007 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      They are that store with the perpetual "going out of business sale" sign.

    • @usaturnuranus
      @usaturnuranus หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@mainely8007oh damn, well said!

  • @jeffwatkins352
    @jeffwatkins352 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    2024...and human stupidity is still a thing.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Seems it's in a resurgence!

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Seems like a design flaw.

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@lisaboban But...but...but..isn't the Jeebus 100% perfect???

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pickledragonrebel "I'd cut down all the laws to get at the devil!" "And when the devil turned on you, what then? The laws all being down."

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@pickledragonrebel Hysericks gonna hysteric.

  • @yayaelvis3270
    @yayaelvis3270 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    He ain’t comin. Live your life and be kind.

    • @alanbear6505
      @alanbear6505 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Even if he were coming, live your life and be kind. It’s always good advice.

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he is coming but yeah ppl should live life and be kind

    • @epicofgilgamesh9964
      @epicofgilgamesh9964 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@wanniesup He's not coming. He was supposed to come 2,000 years ago and didn't, as is evidenced by a plain reading of the Bible, without mental gymnastics.
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.*
      "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7)
      “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23);
      For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.***
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28)
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27)
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30)
      *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:*
      The sun will be darkened,
      and the moon will not give its light;
      the stars will fall from the sky,
      and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
      Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34)
      There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32)
      He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal)
      You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62)
      Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.”
      Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51)
      *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.*
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      Also look up:
      Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman*
      *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"*
      *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"*
      *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"*
      *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"*
      (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades)
      *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."*
      Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity.
      *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress
      *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53
      *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*
      *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"*
      *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"*
      *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@wanniesup prove it!

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cliftongaither6642 “Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. … “… Be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh” (Matthew 24:42, 44)

  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Literally something that happens once every 18 months. It just happens to be above the US this time.

    • @InAMinMaths
      @InAMinMaths หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly! What’s the US got to do with anything?

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@InAMinMaths US Christians think they are the center of the universe

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly! But everyone knows, God only wants to talk to America.

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 หลายเดือนก่อน +449

    My preachers have been telling me the world's ending and Jesus Christ was coming back since the early 80s at the earliest. I know we're not going to know the day or the hour when the Bridegroom comes (even though all the so-called 'prophets' claim to) but there comes a point where you have to cancel the wedding.

    • @stueyapstuey4235
      @stueyapstuey4235 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Yeah - and the big J was saying it was going to happen back in his day... so y'know! Nothing fails quite like the rapture and the rapturous congregations! LOL

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@stueyapstuey4235 YES, but they just passed right over it saying he didn't meant that time, but the future, smh

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But for god time is 27848579597 years per day, so close to god is a little bit higher than we think

    • @stueyapstuey4235
      @stueyapstuey4235 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@angelman906 now, when you put it like that it's almost convincing... except... oh yeah.. we're still here! Gonna call my buddy Vlad, see if he knows which buttons to press!

    • @skepticusmaximus184
      @skepticusmaximus184 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@angelman906 Yeah but that day age fudge doesn't work, since jesus allegedly proclaimed he'd return before many of those who stoodv before him would pass away. So unless there are a bunch of Jewish guys older than 2000 years who are still alive, that ship has sailed. ⛵️

  • @stephenmuirhead1838
    @stephenmuirhead1838 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    "I only speak English and tongues" or, to put it a slightly more accurate way, he only speaks English.

    • @hansignals9593
      @hansignals9593 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Anybody can speak in tongues yabba dabba doo!🤪

    • @louisng114
      @louisng114 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Translation: I only speak in English and gibberish

    • @DaveTexas
      @DaveTexas หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I would bet all the money I have that the dude’s grasp of English is tenuous at best.

    • @petergibson2318
      @petergibson2318 หลายเดือนก่อน

      English and Bulls**t.

    • @chriscuthill5067
      @chriscuthill5067 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Imagine his putting this on a job application when they ask languages spoken?

  • @jacoposcarabello
    @jacoposcarabello หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Being an European watching Americans talking about “signs” that apply only to the US, I have to say it’s kinda funny! Many times I got the feeling that people who believe to these kind of things think that the entire existence coincide with the US, forgetting there’s a world out of there, where all those signs don’t apply or mean nothing! 😅

  • @scoreyj13
    @scoreyj13 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    All I will say is this. If you are hoping for the rapture (end of the world pretty much) then you should not be allowed to vote.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It is terrifying to think that they're voting for the end times.

    • @damienthorne861
      @damienthorne861 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Great point

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      or have children

    • @scoreyj13
      @scoreyj13 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cliftongaither6642 100% agree with that one.

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Christians have been saying that Jesus is returning very soon since about 50CE.

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Paul apparently thought it was so close people should stop getting married and having children.

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@lisaboban precisely!

    • @alchobum
      @alchobum หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I don't know why he isn't back either. He just stepped out to get a pack of smokes.

    • @hansignals9593
      @hansignals9593 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He is back. But now he’s called Donald 🤪

    • @EsotericBibleSecrets
      @EsotericBibleSecrets หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from Jesus the man. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All who worship him are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire. 666 in the Greek text means Jesus Crucified.

  • @HellaJ77
    @HellaJ77 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    I live in Kerrvile Texas which was the epicenter of the last two eclipses. It was a big nothing-burger. What WAS interesting was the abundance of churches and Christians singing hymns, speaking in tongues and expecting the rapture during totality. Their disappointment was both hilarious and sad at the same time.

    • @DaveTexas
      @DaveTexas หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      But there was a rapture! All the righteous were taken up to heaven. Only the atheists and those hated by God were left behind.
      (That’s what I told them, at least. Despite how hilarious I found it, they didn’t seem to think it was funny…)

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@DaveTexasyou, sir, are sinister.
      We can be friends lol

    • @paulglennie1991
      @paulglennie1991 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DaveTexas you could of done one better all those who had no faith or hadn't enough faith were left behind, or hadn't asked for true forgiveness for things they had done to others, or couldn't find forgiveness for what was done to them.
      Which would leave a bunch of them looking at them self's with shame.

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Or... better than that...
      With everyone focused on the eclipse, scatter clothes across the ground, and everyone runs and hides..

    • @danmiller6462
      @danmiller6462 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If my family and I were there we would be having a tailgate party and barbecue and just break out the eclipse glasses and have fun. And perhaps play some Frank Zappa to drown out the evangelicals.

  • @hotshotjcb3798
    @hotshotjcb3798 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jesus has been coming and we were living in the last days. I was hearing this since I was born. I am in my 50s now, and evangelicals have been preaching this for years before. It is so sad that these folks live their lives waiting for the end of the world. What kind of life can you life just waiting on the end, fearing it will come at any time.

  • @rationalhuman2149
    @rationalhuman2149 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    American evangelicals are always Oscar winners in their own movie - main character syndrome applied to themselves, their god, their local church, the US.

  • @arturovillaluz2053
    @arturovillaluz2053 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Ever since I was a child I use to hear "the end is coming", "the end is near". According to my calculation the world ended yesterday.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ah. Bollocks. I have a ttrpg-club meeting tomorrow. What a bummer as we already are all dead....

  • @jon4574
    @jon4574 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Holy frack, I was raised in this cult. Yikes.

  • @axeman3d
    @axeman3d หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Completely bonkers. The US really worries me sometimes. I hope we stay safe here in Europe.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope !! Might just as well have Faith.

    • @Fluoman_
      @Fluoman_ 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The US is already exporting shovelfuls of crazy with its evangelicals, sovereign citizens, antivaccine movement etc.

    • @Lord_CV
      @Lord_CV 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      We in the US are also very worried

  • @Clairelith
    @Clairelith หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My family is still like this. I remember growing up and having sermons peached to me, at church and at home, about how the end was near. Constantly.
    It terrified me every time. And if I hadn't unsubscribed from all that a few years ago, I would still be terrified. I lost countless nights worth of sleep over this.

  • @jamesbullo
    @jamesbullo หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Biblical hysteria never ceases to amaze me.

  • @davidraper5798
    @davidraper5798 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Not another End of the World please! I missed the last four!

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yeah I'm busy, I'll catch the next one.

    • @mitlandir5761
      @mitlandir5761 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Four?! I thought there were only two before this one (at least in my lifetime so far). I went out to celebrate the first two with friends. I remember saying something along the lines of "This was the best doomsday experience EVER!"

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mitlandir5761 If you only had two in your lifetime, i'm reasonably sure you shouldn't be allowed to access the internet unsupervised. Or be physically able to, for that matter.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    How do they have time for anything else than the end of the world? Must be a horrible life to live waiting for the end. To live for death and doom. What kind of a life is that?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know quite a few people who were homeschooled who were simply handed a Bible, because: who needs education when Jesus is about to return?

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HolyKoolaid Exactly. That is so sad. Child abuse.

  • @tdhoward
    @tdhoward หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's so cool that God appears to be obsessed with America! How lucky could we possibly be?

  • @MicrobyteAlan
    @MicrobyteAlan หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    What a coincidence, I’m watching this on an Apple iPad. Thx Eve. 🍎

    • @brianh9358
      @brianh9358 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Did a snake-like salesman sell it to you?

    • @MicrobyteAlan
      @MicrobyteAlan หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianh9358 no, I went to the 🍎 store

    • @th3logician
      @th3logician หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You, sir, have a fantastic sense of humor. *tips hat*

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianh9358so far The Apple Store hasn’t treated me like that lol

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well people do say "It's the end of the world" if you don't have it...

  • @stephenwodz7593
    @stephenwodz7593 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Arrogance plays a roll in this silliness. These people want to believe the end is coming while they're on the Earth.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because they’re convinced they will be the only ones going to heaven, from where they’ll gloat about the fate of everyone else.

    • @karstentopp
      @karstentopp หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kellydalstok8900 But those, who believe in him will have eternal life, innit?

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot หลายเดือนก่อน

      True. They don’t want to taste death. Their too good for the rest of us.

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'd have more respect for them if they said "we did all the calculations and he's definitely coming back in the year 3562, sorry if you were hoping it'd be sooner."

    • @incomingincoming1133
      @incomingincoming1133 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder how that affects the attitude of a person towards preserving and protecting the earth for our descendants?

  • @AmberyTear
    @AmberyTear หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Honestly, it wouldn't even be such a widespread issue if American public education system wasn't the worst among other 1st world countries.

  • @kashigata
    @kashigata 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    OMG the Jesus screaming on the cross was shocking and HYSTERICAL!! Loved it!

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I remember John Hagee telling the NPR audience that the end is nigh...over 20 years ago.

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And my dad still gives money to that hack.

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember that Hagge was convinced the world was going to end when we had those four lunar eclipses so close together! He even wrote a book about the four blood moons!

    • @DarkAmerica
      @DarkAmerica 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@melissacooper8724yeah my mom had a book by him and I think that might’ve been it. I remember being a kid and her listening to the sermons regarding the four blood moons. I’m really confused about Christianity or more so religion period. I’m about to be 34 in July and I still get worried thinking what if Christian’s are right. I myself stay on the fence up until now but I’m trying to pick a side. Sometimes I think the way I was raised having it shoved down my throat might’ve hurt me more than helped me… I have kids as well and I don’t shove it down their throats I find myself trying to protect them from it more times than not..

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    My mom is super religious, I mean SUPER religious, and even she knew that the eclipse isn't a sign from God, but just a natural occurrence caused by orbiting bodies.

    • @pcullen810
      @pcullen810 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There's an eclipse every 18 days.

    • @tqnohe
      @tqnohe หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@pcullen810
      18 months. .

    • @pcullen810
      @pcullen810 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tqnohe thanks!

    • @NYCHFAN
      @NYCHFAN หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every new moon is an eclipse. 😂

    • @tqnohe
      @tqnohe หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NYCHFAN
      No. Absolutely not.
      Only if you are a flat earther. Are you a flat earther? And a young earth creationist.

  • @Katarn84
    @Katarn84 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “The eclipse path crossed over seven cities called Salem and seven called Ninive. What does that mean?”
    That Americans have no fantasy in naming their cities?

    • @Bhoddisatva
      @Bhoddisatva หลายเดือนก่อน

      They named cities after fairy tales about magic and stole from a big selling fantasy novel. How much fantasy do you need?

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I don't understand why they all want signs from god rather than actual answers

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because rather than having a bond with their Creator this sect of Christianity just wants to do things their own way instead of just trusting and believing in God, plain and simple, and not this extra inaccurate nonsensical things.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@RonaldNolasco555 Enough with the fairy tales and mental gymnastics. You're a grown adult so act like it

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      wow! Thanks for the wake up call on being an adult, PraiseTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster!

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster believing in God is mental gymnastics how? If nothing created the universe so intricately and fine tuned, the best answer you got is it all happened randomly and just decided to exist?

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@RonaldNolasco555 Mental gymnastics is what it takes to believe in a god. We are fine tuned for our world and not the other way around. If the world was different, we would have evolved differently. And if you think a god "fine tuned" the world for us, he did a *terrible* job. We have to wear clothes to protect us from our world, we need shelter for the same reason, our vision is terrible, our teeth rot easily, our skin burns when we're exposed to our sky, babies get cancer, etc etc etc.

  • @StaffanNilsson1
    @StaffanNilsson1 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I hope they all warmed up before stretching this much!

  • @raptorcrasherinc.9823
    @raptorcrasherinc.9823 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This might be the best video he has made. "Every year, my birthday is exactly 12 months after it was the year before..."

  • @johncowart9536
    @johncowart9536 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We're coming Clark! Hold on good buddy!

  • @chrispysaid
    @chrispysaid หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    wait
    WAIT
    MY birthday is exactly 12 months after my previous birthday too!
    DEAR SWEET OILY JOSH IT'S A SIGN OF THE END TIMES

    • @Jeddacoder
      @Jeddacoder หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oily Josh is hilarious

    • @chrispysaid
      @chrispysaid 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Jeddacoder is he? I've never met him

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    I remember that animated corpse from the 700 Club said the world was going to end in 1982😂 of course we're all still here.

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeeeah, I was surprised he was still alive after checking on him ever couple of years, the dude just won't retire

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Indeed. However the animated corpse is now ended.

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh well, he made a mistake, nobody is perfect.

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arturovillaluz2053 he made several that was not the only year he predicted the end

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@grapeshot If you fail, try and try again.

  • @Dr.JustIsWrong
    @Dr.JustIsWrong หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    There have only been about *_4,787 eclipses_* warning of Jesus's return since he left the first time..

  • @robertgaines-tulsa
    @robertgaines-tulsa หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I annoyingly live less than 5 miles from ORU. Hell, I graduated high school at the Mabee Center. One day, I'd like to leave Oklahoma for some place less religious.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel your pain. I spent a year in Tulsa, and a year was too much.

  • @TallBob1962
    @TallBob1962 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I shouldn't be surprised. Buts its always so astounding to hear so many grown adults spouting off such utter nonsense.

  • @costelinha1867
    @costelinha1867 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Let's not forget that some people bought into that stuff so hard that they literally killed themselves out of fear of the "impending doom".... and this isn't even the first time something like that happens..... fearmongering kills, fearmongering KILLS!

  • @christopherrichards2350
    @christopherrichards2350 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    Here we go again with this end of the world religious fundamentalist nonsense

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And if the end is near, how come they don't get rid of their materialistic possessions?

    • @christopherrichards2350
      @christopherrichards2350 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@arturovillaluz2053 because they know it’s all BS but still fools their followers.

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arturovillaluz2053right. If “the end is near,” you don’t need a business jet(s), mansion(s), or spiffy suit(s).
      To paraphrase Bender of Futurama, what you then need are hookers and blackjack

    • @mainely8007
      @mainely8007 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would normally find these people entertaining or perhaps pitiable except they are also using politics to get control and take over school boards and are aiming at the entire country -yikes.

  • @TheRealLucifer_Morningstar
    @TheRealLucifer_Morningstar หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Magical thinking is detrimental to a healthy society. 👍😳👍

  • @DaveSomething
    @DaveSomething หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "an eclipse is coming! send me your money!!!"

  • @extremewc
    @extremewc หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    When you said the eclipse passed over Nuts, Butts, Dicus and Ding Dong, I laughed way to hard for my age lol😂

    • @kongrufus1
      @kongrufus1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same!
      To quote Aron: I may be an adult, but that doesn't mean that I'm also mature 😀
      Giggity!

    • @CritThinkng
      @CritThinkng 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same!

  • @robsquared2
    @robsquared2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    If Jesus comes back during a very predictable event that's just bad gaming, think of all the spawn campers.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about the “thief in the night” part, doesn’t that contradict the predictions?

    • @impracticalPhysics
      @impracticalPhysics หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kellydalstok8900 Like a cloaked spy, then. Hopefully there aren't any pyros around.

  • @conradwinchester1
    @conradwinchester1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This level of primitive superstitious thinking still existing in the modern world is very disappointing.

  • @ericgraham3344
    @ericgraham3344 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Do They Not Feel Stupid When Nothing Happens?

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They just seem to move on to the next "end of the world" event.
      And take it just as seriously.

    • @ayyydriannn7185
      @ayyydriannn7185 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They bear no shame when they should, and bear shame when they shouldn’t.

    • @ericgraham3344
      @ericgraham3344 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ayyydriannn7185 EXACTLY!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    And a woman took her to the extremes of course and deleted almost her whole family because of the eclipse and the supposed end times🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @EaglesQuestions
      @EaglesQuestions หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      You mean Danielle Johnson the Astrologer, pushed her kids out of a moving car on the freeway. Mind-bendingly tragic case.

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the worst, part... is that this ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST RECORDED TIMES OF CULTS KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE END OF THE WORLD WAS NEAR!
      Remember people, fearmongering KILLS!

    • @NEXUSKNIGHT2
      @NEXUSKNIGHT2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@EaglesQuestionsThat's terrible

    • @tangerinetangerine4400
      @tangerinetangerine4400 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And yet the bible doesn't come with a warning.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@EaglesQuestions
      What a horrible & illogical way to do it too. Wtf is wrong with people?

  • @DustinLaGriza
    @DustinLaGriza หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    "I only speak English and Tongues". 🤣🤣🤣 Does he put that on his resume? "I speak Tongues at a B2 level, I can hold a conversation but it makes literally no sense whatsoever"

    • @Gerryjournal
      @Gerryjournal หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why is 'tongues' not on my translation app?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What level does he need for a permanent residency in heaven?

    • @DustinLaGriza
      @DustinLaGriza หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gerryjournal Let me translate it for you: blub blab bjbublb blalalala gigiblalbalalaa

    • @ulodetero
      @ulodetero หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Tongues" in a biblical context literally just means languages. I think originally the "gift of tongues" supposedly given to the disciples was meant to be their ability to learn and/or communicate in the *actual languages* of the time.
      Not the made-up gibberish nonsense they're faffing about with nowadays.

    • @Gerryjournal
      @Gerryjournal หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ulodetero who knows? A book written over centuries by unknown authors is not worth worrying about

  • @flip2trip
    @flip2trip หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    These people hurt my brain.

  • @user-ls1qc8hg2s
    @user-ls1qc8hg2s หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    They seem to think that America is the centre of everything

    • @timdowney6721
      @timdowney6721 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Of course, since it then follows, in their minds, that they are the center of everything.
      Nothing like hubris. 😉

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Ah yes, hurricanes forming over the Atlantic ocean, that never happens naturally...

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oh NO! What a completely unpredictable ... neigh inconceivable thing to happen! That surely must mean something.
      ... ah... yes. Hurricane season is starting.

  • @burrellbikes4969
    @burrellbikes4969 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I was totally sure he was going to say “in order to save all the Clarks out there - Gawd needs you to send me MONEY!”

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol. I mean, you can if you want to, but the money will go towards my expenses, not to Clark. 😂

  • @hannahhodgins9516
    @hannahhodgins9516 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This makes me feel so sick……I’m so happy I’m out of religion

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jesus loves you i dont think this has much to do with religon not all Christians and others like that make theories

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No... the leaders taking advantage of millions they need to be called out they are dramatic lying idiots gathering gullible sheep and profiting from them stay away from It all....

  • @user-kn5wr2qk8b
    @user-kn5wr2qk8b หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That humanity has not yet left this bs behind itself is so silly.

  • @joelbusald6416
    @joelbusald6416 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The end has been coming next week, for the last 2000 years

  • @adam-l74
    @adam-l74 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Glad you’re back I’ve missed your videos.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Glad to be back. :)

    • @LeChapeauMusic
      @LeChapeauMusic หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same

    • @willbyrob6582
      @willbyrob6582 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HolyKoolaidDo you believe it is ethically acceptable to kill an animal for food but not a human? If so, what ethical difference between the two, in your view, would make it okay to kill one for food but not the other?

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@willbyrob6582 troll

  • @mikedakin2016
    @mikedakin2016 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    and Americans wonder why the rest of the world laughs at them .

  • @anthonyeddiehawman8055
    @anthonyeddiehawman8055 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    How many times has the world ended now? I lost count.

  • @graydanerasmussen4071
    @graydanerasmussen4071 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    It's nice for an European to know it's just the US that's being effed over by god. -Can we have your classic cars? :D

    • @breakingbadheisenberg9703
      @breakingbadheisenberg9703 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They’re all in Cuba

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, hardly just the US, many countries in South America and Africa are being hit equally hard. And in Asia Islam's doing a pretty bang up job.

    • @graydanerasmussen4071
      @graydanerasmussen4071 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@HolyKoolaid I was referring to the pastors seemingly forgetting the rest of the world exists... Their predictions look a lot less sinister from over here :)

    • @o0Donuts0o
      @o0Donuts0o หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why on earth would you want a 6L V8 that puts out Fiat 500 power?

  • @theamericannestormakhno2360
    @theamericannestormakhno2360 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Oh my god an eclipse it must be a sign from god there's no other explanation 😂😂😂😂

    • @whysoserious8666
      @whysoserious8666 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      …that we have known was coming for 300 years.

    • @theamericannestormakhno2360
      @theamericannestormakhno2360 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @whysoserious8666 so you think an eclipse means god is coming?

    • @whysoserious8666
      @whysoserious8666 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@theamericannestormakhno2360 no, it was snark. Sorry for any misunderstanding 😆

    • @theamericannestormakhno2360
      @theamericannestormakhno2360 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@whysoserious8666you're good i was just wondering what you meant lol

    • @theamericannestormakhno2360
      @theamericannestormakhno2360 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whysoserious8666 good one btw

  • @JohnKoenig-db8lk
    @JohnKoenig-db8lk หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Blessed are the gullible, for they are easily bamboozled.

  • @aNaturalist
    @aNaturalist หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So many nutter butters! I was an evangelical teenager in the 90's, and had a lot of anxiety about the rapture. Thankfully, I was set free from theism.

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Christian types used to think comets were a harbinger of monumental events too.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Used to?”

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They still do, haven't you seen their crazy conspiracies about the upcoming one?

    • @Bhoddisatva
      @Bhoddisatva หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is why education is important. So you aren't frightened by rocks and ice.

  • @dmrr7739
    @dmrr7739 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Funny how the bible can’t predict an eclipse, but science can down to the second.

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Bible isn’t a scientific manual.

    • @colepuleo6809
      @colepuleo6809 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If ever an eclipse happened off-schedule, THEN I'd consider divine intervention.

  • @robotone2812
    @robotone2812 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Even Jesus preached that the kingdom of God is coming back during his follower’s lifetimes. Didn’t happen.

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or maybe it did & we recovered, & that means God's been gone all this time.

  • @samuelschick8813
    @samuelschick8813 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Didn't Jesus tell the Disciples he would return before they died? They're long dead and still no Jesus. Interesting how Christians ignore that.

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was referring to all disciples of Jesus (future) and not just the 12 apostles

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically so long as there’s still Christians existing in the world, we will wait until Jesus comes back.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RonaldNolasco555< Cue the Christian mental gymnastics.

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@samuelschick8813 I mean you can read Mark 13 for yourself, that he’s talking about a future event. I’m just reading what the book itself says.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RonaldNolasco555, Like I said, nice mental gymnastics. Jesus is just one of and the most recent over 7 resurrection saviors that pre date in history. Oh and they also had disciples.

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    God sure is fond of hiding the information we all need to be saved.

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The sound christian answer I’ll give is He gave us the Bible to believe and be saved. Unfortunately I cannot co-sign or my belief in Christ with these “Christian” fanatics that want to say they know exactly when Jesus is coming when the Bible says “no one knows the day nor the hour”. Now before I hear the argument “oh but Christians have said that since the beginning of their religion” the answer again is found in the Bible which says “one day to him is like a thousand years and a thousand years as one day”. Because we believe God exists beyond space and time, time works differently to Him.

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@RonaldNolasco555 The hard part is the fanatics are so loud it's hard to hear the reasonable voices. 🙋‍♀️

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@RonaldNolasco555can you describe what outside space and time is? can you prove that there is actually an outside space and time? in reality, outside space and time doesn't exist, so ...

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cliftongaither6642 no. Can you?

  • @TornSoul062473
    @TornSoul062473 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Listening to the evangelicals talk about war and end times makes me believe they will eventually force the issue. Sure they're being called by god to enact his will.

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Feel like that’s a major reason why Israel exists as a nation since the late 40’s/early 50’s, to be honest

    • @RonaldNolasco555
      @RonaldNolasco555 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      According to the scriptures they shouldn’t be the cause of war. Jesus’ most famous sermon specifically states (Matthew 5:9) “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God”

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@RonaldNolasco555 It do say that but the thing about american conservative evangelicalism, they cherrypick the verses they like and vehemently ignore the verses they dont, then claim the bible is behind them. and the worst part is that some of their beliefs, obviously not the one we are talking about, actually correlate with the bible, so they think all their beliefs are vindicated. and if confronted, the cognitive dissonance becomes so blatantly real.

  • @marathonbleu
    @marathonbleu 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It’s so saddening to be surrounded by idiots

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You say that buthe video aint perfect
      The thing with the 'Experts say is never been this peaceful' is disingeniouss hairsplitting sillyness at best - many Holy Koolaid Fans agreee, fyii

  • @GMUACW
    @GMUACW หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:40 or so: Dude did NOT say "eagerly edging to the apocalypse" 🤣

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Could this be a sign?”
    “Yeah, a sign we’re going out of business.”

  • @aliasfakename3159
    @aliasfakename3159 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A total eclipse happens every 18 months somewhere on earth. They're so predictable that the Aztecs could predict them

  • @hegyak
    @hegyak หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "We are in the Final days of the Final Final Days." -JW

  • @jasonGamesMaster
    @jasonGamesMaster หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Omg. That "American" measurement system SENT ME, lol. My wife literally had to come check on me because I choked on my water and nearly DIED.
    That is quality content, let me tell you what.

    • @charleshartley9597
      @charleshartley9597 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely! He was just throwing out these numbers and I couldn't comprehend the scale of these measurements. But Ford measurement? Now that makes it all clear!

    • @the0ne809
      @the0ne809 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He forgot to add football fields.

  • @bariizlam638
    @bariizlam638 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    poor clark...we couldn't save him...justice for clark!!!

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😥

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      #saveclark 🧔‍♀

    • @bariizlam638
      @bariizlam638 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HolyKoolaid I am a muslim but I thoroughly enjoy your videos and I respect your position of being an atheist. "to each his own"...Also, I enjoy your humor and take down of religious fanaticism...I am a moderate muslim and despise fanaticism...please keep on posting these amazing videos... all the best!!! I hope some day you will do a collaboration with alex o connor!

  • @edwardtrickett6064
    @edwardtrickett6064 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Scaring people who are already susceptible to believing pretty much anything you tell them, just makes for a massive increase in profits
    It's honestly despicable

  • @liberalinoklahoma1888
    @liberalinoklahoma1888 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    " JESUS IS COMING !! JESUS IS COMING !!"
    " I don't think he was even breathing hard !"
    M. Delahunty

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Jesus is coming.
      Get the towels.

  • @andreabc2590
    @andreabc2590 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Nutts, butts, dicus & ding dong - this part threw me 😂

  • @Johnmhatheist
    @Johnmhatheist หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    How are your travels around the world going? Thanks for all you do. Your videos truly helped me leave my faith.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Going well. I'm thriving. Glad to hear my videos have helped you.

  • @KeytarKris
    @KeytarKris หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He’s been coming very soon for thousands of years now.

  • @DexterDexter123
    @DexterDexter123 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    we need to find all of these people and hear their follow up excuses