Evangelical Paranoia is Next Level!

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  • @HolyKoolaid
    @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

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    • @atlurker8037
      @atlurker8037 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If you have any interest, I'd like to see your examination of the "miracles" performed by those cannonized saints that lived, say, in the 1900s. There ought to be pretty compelling evidence of these miracles - right?

    • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
      @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The "end of the world" happens every 500 years or so.
      The world is about to end !! Repent !! The elect will go to heaven !! Give me some more money !! Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diners Club !! Direct money transfer !!

    • @aubreyleonae4108
      @aubreyleonae4108 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My subscription status automatically switches back to unsubscribed when I go to the next video. You never appear in my feed. This only happens with two channels. I'm clueless about all things tech, but I can't understand why this is happening. Any ideas. I select the bell each time, that makes no difference.

    • @Don.tKillTheMessanger
      @Don.tKillTheMessanger 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@atlurker8037 As far as I know, there's been only one saint in the last 100 yrs. They called her Mother Theresa, but by know means was she a "saint". She was brutal towards those sick and dying children in India.

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you looked into "88 Reasons Why The Rapture Will Be In 1988"? It's a classic. Some retired NASA engineer did a bunch of Bible math, printed his own book, sent it at his own expense to every preacher in America, and got Christians all whipped up.
      When 1988 came and went, he realized he had made a couple of minor mistakes and his math was off by a year. But then "The Final Shout: Rapture Report 1989" also didn't work out. So he hedged his bets with the title of "23 reasons why a pre-tribulation rapture looks like it will occur on Rosh-Hashanah 1993". His 1994 prediction, "And now the earth's destruction by fire, nuclear bomb fire" was his final bust.
      From the Washington Post, after it was all over: "Whisenant, whose latest work sold only 30,000 copies, said he isn't planning any more books about the rapture or the end of the world. 'Now I can stand in front of the Lord and say I gave it my best shot,' he said."

  • @Poppaknot
    @Poppaknot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1052

    Why is God so cryptic?
    Answer: So conmen can get rich.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      Beware of people who tell you God needs money then ask you to send it to their bank account.

    • @kathyorourke9273
      @kathyorourke9273 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Because he doesn’t actually exist.

    • @caribbeanman3379
      @caribbeanman3379 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Conmen is portmanteau from "confidence men". In turn, "confidence" has etymological roots in common with the Latin word for faith - the "fide" part. "Confidence" ultra-literally means something akin to "with faith". So conmen deceive and exploit others with faith! They exploit others' misplaced faith or trust in them and/or their character, at the victims expense. Conmen are the definitive demonstration of the folly of faith. Faith is not a virtue but a lure to ensnare and manipulate the gullible.
      It is my hypothesis that very early religious leaders developed the concept of faith - the disguising of gullibility as a virtue prescribed by God - as a means of encouraging the uncritical acceptance (or pretense of uncritical acceptance, as a means of virtue signaling) of their ridiculous and outlandish claims, while also denigrating the more rational-minded persons who would doubt them.
      No wise god that loves truth would ever consider faith as a virtue. That is just a simple, self-evident fact to anyone who cares to use just a little bit of critical and logical thinking. The only persons that stand to benefit from the promotion of this ridiculous notion of faith being a virtue, are religious leaders - which literally makes them conmen, whether they realize it or not.

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@caribbeanman3379 Wasn't there a 20th-century philosopher with a dark sense of humor who said that we should stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims that is religion?

    • @danspawn85
      @danspawn85 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DavidRichardson153 There was a 19-century humorist that said many of the same things. Read The Fly by Mark Twain.
      An excerpt.
      It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow which we can relieve and do not do it, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin, then? If He is the Source of Morals He does--certainly nothing can be plainer than that, you will admit. Surely the Source of law cannot violate law and stand unsmirched; surely the judge upon the bench cannot forbid crime and then revel in it himself unreproached. Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

  • @harmonicamanrandy
    @harmonicamanrandy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +834

    It's been the end of times since the beginning of times.

    • @kayb9979
      @kayb9979 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Sounds vaguely like the beginning of a novel about the French revolution 🙂

    • @Queen-uo8cm
      @Queen-uo8cm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@kayb9979 Maybe the Beginning of Dan Browns The Davinci Code (Good Movie lol)

    • @Limited_Light
      @Limited_Light 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      We are beginning the beginning times of the beginning. Soon to be the first day of the first days. Until the earliest of the first of the first days.

    • @chrisgreener3654
      @chrisgreener3654 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      In Acts it says the end times started at Pentecost. So it’s been the end times for over 2000 years now according to the Bible. Kinda loses its emotional effect knowing this when people say we are in the end times.

    • @StephenGangi
      @StephenGangi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      EXACTLY!

  • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
    @Snuggles_the_Unholy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    In the old days, if you prophesied something and it didn't come true, they killed you. We need to bring that back.

    • @ronnyandersen6733
      @ronnyandersen6733 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      One year in prison might work better, they might learn their lesson and reform. :)
      Oh, and have them pay back taxes.

    • @blksmagma
      @blksmagma 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@ronnyandersen6733
      Have them pay triple the taxes they'd normally have to.

    • @ronnyandersen6733
      @ronnyandersen6733 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@blksmagma They have the money to pay so yeah, should be possible. To catch up, paying All the back taxes at the same time, might be unreasonable, so a down payment plan could be installed. The state need the money to build schools where they teach evolution and secular philosophy. :)

    • @LuckmoreMusara
      @LuckmoreMusara 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😢​@@blksmagma

    • @russell-di8js
      @russell-di8js 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even I'll pray for that 1

  • @bokang6377
    @bokang6377 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +323

    American evangelicals think that Jesus is coming back just for America. Literally, such self-centeredness. Ridiculous

    • @simplyesther333
      @simplyesther333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Exactly 🤦‍♀️

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      God they will be pissed when they wake up in front of Anubis and the Soul-Scale....

    • @andrechiasson956
      @andrechiasson956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Yea, and before he was brown an homeless, but in the American version he is orange and billionaire.
      Go figure.

    • @rollinlikebuer9059
      @rollinlikebuer9059 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Once you realize that the triple-omni supreme being of the universe has a special plan for you, loves especially you and sacrificed himself/his son for you the dopamine high of being the specialist boy is something you chase for a lifetime.

    • @slaydog5102
      @slaydog5102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Incoming america bashers

  • @ladyyaya3270
    @ladyyaya3270 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    He ain’t comin. Live your life and be kind.

    • @alanbear6505
      @alanbear6505 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Even if he were coming, live your life and be kind. It’s always good advice.

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he is coming but yeah ppl should live life and be kind

    • @epicofgilgamesh9964
      @epicofgilgamesh9964 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@wanniesup He's not coming. He was supposed to come 2,000 years ago and didn't, as is evidenced by a plain reading of the Bible, without mental gymnastics.
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.*
      "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7)
      “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23);
      For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.***
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28)
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27)
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30)
      *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:*
      The sun will be darkened,
      and the moon will not give its light;
      the stars will fall from the sky,
      and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
      Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34)
      There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32)
      He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal)
      You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62)
      Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.”
      Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51)
      *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.*
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      Also look up:
      Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman*
      *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"*
      *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"*
      *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"*
      *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"*
      (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades)
      *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."*
      Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity.
      *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress
      *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53
      *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*
      *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"*
      *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"*
      *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@wanniesup prove it!

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cliftongaither6642 “Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. … “… Be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh” (Matthew 24:42, 44)

  • @waltersobchak9427
    @waltersobchak9427 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +683

    Thank fucking god my family arent religious fanatics. It really should be considered child abuse.

    • @mannysilver211
      @mannysilver211 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      It certainly feels like it.

    • @silvergoddess3362
      @silvergoddess3362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at the incidents of SA in the church, the cover up by these institutions, by the pastors and the congregations, it’s disgusting . #ChildrenAreNotSafeInChurch #SaveTheChildren. Watch the documentary “Let us Prey” and you can see what really happens in churches

    • @sweetafton5655
      @sweetafton5655 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It IS child abuse. Coercive control at the very least. Unfortunately my cop brother and his wife are religious fanatics, prepping for His return…oh… and they also believe in demonic possession. To them I am an ‘ungodly woman’. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids and I didn’t do so to mine, I find that pretty rich. But then their ‘ALL LOVING GOD’ did take his first-born and torture and sacrifice him for the wrongs of the rest of us, so if that is godly, I’ll take UNgodly as a huge compliment. Would be nice to have a sane brother.

    • @kevchard5214
      @kevchard5214 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      It is child abuse.

    • @sweetafton5655
      @sweetafton5655 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My cop brother and his wife ARE religious fanatics. Thought I already posted this…but don’t see it. He preps and is anti-LGBTQ and super gung-ho Trumpster. He and his wife call me an ungodly woman. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids with coercion and fear of deserving ‘nothing but death in HELL’ and I DIDN’T do that to my kids, I’ll take their insult as a compliment. As the god they worship tortured and killed his firstborn son for sins of the rest, I’ll take a hard pass.

  • @Dock284
    @Dock284 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +621

    Evangelicals: The eclipse is a sign of Jesus return!
    Scientists: Eclipses happen fairly often and are a normal occurrence.

    • @brianh9358
      @brianh9358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Kind of what happens when you don't have a single scientific thought in your head.

    • @EaglesQuestions
      @EaglesQuestions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      ​@@brianh9358 Oh it takes more than that - Doesn't _everyone_ have childhood memories of eclipses? Do believers just forget?

    • @tradergirljam
      @tradergirljam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Scamvangelical

    • @philliprobinson7724
      @philliprobinson7724 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Hi. Jesus is coming "soon"? What exactly does "soon" mean? Is it "soon" in the geological sense of a couple of million years, "soon" in the tax department sense of "pay up before next month or else", or "soon" in the "don't hold your breath, it may be your last" sense. "Soon" sounds so immanent but is actually very vague, and "very soon" just makes me yawn more often. Cheers, P.R.

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him whose names are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire.

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    Gotta keep the sheep frightened to collect the grift bucks.

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s all about the Benjamins

    • @gptgod
      @gptgod 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The devil has so thoroughly deceived you all. Who’s making more money the preachers of God’s Word? Or porno, cigarettes, weed, alcohol, hollywood, the music industry, social media, big pharma, etc? There are SO many industries that count on you being godless for massive profit. They want to keep you prideful, lustful, slothful and full of anxiety. Theres literally no better grift than the phrases ‘all things in moderation’ or ‘live your own truth’. Please begin to question your deepest held beliefs and seek God earnestly for once. Im not a fan of the evangelical paranoia either but lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Jesus is Lord.

  • @Jersey.D3vil201
    @Jersey.D3vil201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have some religious friends and family, and anytime a natural event happens, I would see, "It's the last days" or "It's the end times." for *months*. Any time I would see it, I would comment, natural events have been happening since the beginning of time, and we're still here.

    • @josephsorce2543
      @josephsorce2543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Rome Really Did Screw up the World, ... Not only did it Cruelly Crucify so many People in it's Reign, but, ... It Ended in Shoving 'Jesus' up Europe's Collective Ass for ... Centuries !!"

  • @scoreyj13
    @scoreyj13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    All I will say is this. If you are hoping for the rapture (end of the world pretty much) then you should not be allowed to vote.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It is terrifying to think that they're voting for the end times.

    • @damienthorne861
      @damienthorne861 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Great point

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      or have children

    • @scoreyj13
      @scoreyj13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@cliftongaither6642 100% agree with that one.

    • @RafaelNogueras-e6j
      @RafaelNogueras-e6j 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @reneoosthuizen9210
    @reneoosthuizen9210 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +227

    The mental gymnastics it takes to come up with this stuff is astounding.

    • @ikenosis8160
      @ikenosis8160 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You should check out Randall Carlson's bit about how the pyramid at Giza proves the earth is round. Now there's some mental gymnastics.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ikenosis8160 round as in flat circular disc or as in sphere? And which part do you not believe?

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yes. honestly, i have a hard time keeping up with their nonsense to the point that i have no idea as to what the hell they're talking about. 😂

    • @zeeksthegoblin7564
      @zeeksthegoblin7564 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They so good at it, it could be an olympic sport.

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    An evangelical church has hung up a banner outside stating 'The final days are here!', with a photo of the Palestine conflict in the background. These people are excited by death and destruction, because they see it as a sign that their sky daddy is coming back after almost 2000 years. I find it sick and disgusting that people want to see immense suffering, that a world where people generally get along with one another is miserable for them because it doesn't have 'signs'. You have to be a psychopath to get joy from misery.

    • @annahgibbus8
      @annahgibbus8 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I agree with you well said 👏👏👏👏👏
      They think they will be raptured out while the rest of us suffer.
      They are in for a big surprise 😳
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly. These people get off on cruelty, misery, suffering, like true psychopaths. Just the thought of it turns their underwear into a moist, sticky towelette

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The reason evangelicals are such staunch supporters of Israel is that they believe the rapture will happen when the jews inhabit the entirety of the land they were supposedly promised. So it's not even that they care about the wellbeing and prosperity of the jewish people, as the jews would go to hell along with the rest of us. Pure selfishness as always with the evangelicals.

    • @usaturnuranus
      @usaturnuranus 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@mainely8007oh damn, well said!

    • @j.j.kucala9835
      @j.j.kucala9835 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Love your name @CatsMeowPaw. I'm a fellow feline defender and lover. I couldn't agree more with your comment. I am spiritual however I find that religion in any form is literally a cult. Wars have been started on the idea of a "God" and people who choose to commit heinous and evil acts using the idea of a God.

  • @larryborsa4396
    @larryborsa4396 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    Gotta keep the believers scared in order to keep control.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yep !

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Plato!

    • @silvergoddess3362
      @silvergoddess3362 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And get their money to fund their lifestyles. 🤬🤬🤬#GriftersForGod

    • @runewolf77
      @runewolf77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah and stop living their lives too. Their lives r at a stand still 😳

    • @kevinmcgrath8310
      @kevinmcgrath8310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s weird how they keep mis-pronouncing pathetic and saying prophetic instead .

  • @jacoposcarabello
    @jacoposcarabello 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Being an European watching Americans talking about “signs” that apply only to the US, I have to say it’s kinda funny! Many times I got the feeling that people who believe to these kind of things think that the entire existence coincide with the US, forgetting there’s a world out of there, where all those signs don’t apply or mean anything! 😅

    • @Kouchou_the
      @Kouchou_the 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an euroasian person i agree with you. That's damn hilarious

    • @CCmagee3
      @CCmagee3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait, the whole world isn't America? Holy koolaid, I am gonna have to rethink some things for sure.

    • @Paju-nk4rm
      @Paju-nk4rm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I did once meet a guy who was convinced that actually Americans are the God's chosen people. His proof was that the bible is in English. Sometimes I am so very, very tired when I think of people and their beliefs.

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah cause your life and country are so boring you focus on us. So yeah if you analyze us and ignore yourself it looks bad

    • @attyadipdebnath2935
      @attyadipdebnath2935 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro atleast be grateful.. Americans saved yall's lives during both the world wars.. you wouldn't be here commenting if it wasn't for the Americans stepping in.. I am not an American but you should atleast be grateful to them

  • @tdhoward
    @tdhoward 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    It's so cool that God appears to be obsessed with America! How lucky could we possibly be?

    • @Jaclyn25
      @Jaclyn25 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      God was obsessed with Israel and look at what happened to them 😂

  • @joemedley195
    @joemedley195 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

    Paul said Jesus will return “like a thief in the night.” I hope he doesn’t get shot because of some Southern states “stand your ground” law.

    • @skepticofdoom7486
      @skepticofdoom7486 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ha! Jesus came back and was arrested because he wasn't white also works.

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him, Jesus the beast, have their names erased from the book of life." 666 in Greek means Jesus Crucified.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EmeraldEyesEsoteric christianity is a jewish sect, their version of the saviour-god cults popular at the time.
      You really need to look a lot deeper into the origins of your religion, because that will cure you of your superstition, if you are intelligent enough.

    • @argonnas01
      @argonnas01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@EmeraldEyesEsoteric lolwut

    • @onyourcoffeebreak2476
      @onyourcoffeebreak2476 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @waoashley7770
    @waoashley7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I'm 72 and have heard this sh*t over and over again. Nothing new.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Am fifty nine. Heard it since i was four. Same ol, same ol. Ugh.

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    Christians have been saying that Jesus is returning very soon since about 50CE.

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Paul apparently thought it was so close people should stop getting married and having children.

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@lisaboban precisely!

    • @alchobum
      @alchobum 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I don't know why he isn't back either. He just stepped out to get a pack of smokes.

    • @hansignals9593
      @hansignals9593 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He is back. But now he’s called Donald 🤪

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from Jesus the man. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All who worship him are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire. 666 in the Greek text means Jesus Crucified.

  • @hotshotjcb3798
    @hotshotjcb3798 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Jesus has been coming and we were living in the last days. I was hearing this since I was born. I am in my 50s now, and evangelicals have been preaching this for years before. It is so sad that these folks live their lives waiting for the end of the world. What kind of life can you life just waiting on the end, fearing it will come at any time.

    • @gleanerman2195
      @gleanerman2195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have been christian free now for 10 years, I am so much better off and love it.

  • @SabbyTabbyCat
    @SabbyTabbyCat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    American Evangelicals: "OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA END"
    Also American Evangelicals: *only talks about America* 🙄

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, American evangelicals think that the world beyond their “greatest country on god’s green earth and the inheritor of god’s promises to Israel” and it’s borders is a vast hellscape of the destitute and the greedy who are in desperate need of the light of god and capitalism…cause American exceptionalism or some shit if I remember my time as an American evangelical correctly.

    • @dorothyjohnson6743
      @dorothyjohnson6743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But you still got gotta send money. lol

    • @SabbyTabbyCat
      @SabbyTabbyCat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dorothyjohnson6743 probably American money since the whole world seems to revolve around America to these people. They literally act like no other country exists in the world 🙄

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    everyone knows that if the moon sees its own shadow during the eclipse, it's at least 7 more years before Jesus comes back.

    • @BradyPhotgraphy
      @BradyPhotgraphy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The 2017 eclipse was 7 years ago! Where's your jeebus?

    • @quasnof
      @quasnof 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Jebro will come this coming eclips, unless the moon sees it's shadow again, duh.

    • @slopedarmor
      @slopedarmor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@BradyPhotgraphy well infinity is also more than 7, checkmate!!!

    • @John-jd7mm
      @John-jd7mm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sign in a bar
      "Free Beer Tomorrow!"

    • @lorenanders702
      @lorenanders702 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The Punxsutawney Phil groundhog theory of the rapture!? 😂

  • @HellaJ77
    @HellaJ77 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    I live in Kerrvile Texas which was the epicenter of the last two eclipses. It was a big nothing-burger. What WAS interesting was the abundance of churches and Christians singing hymns, speaking in tongues and expecting the rapture during totality. Their disappointment was both hilarious and sad at the same time.

    • @DaveTexas
      @DaveTexas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      But there was a rapture! All the righteous were taken up to heaven. Only the atheists and those hated by God were left behind.
      (That’s what I told them, at least. Despite how hilarious I found it, they didn’t seem to think it was funny…)

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@DaveTexasyou, sir, are sinister.
      We can be friends lol

    • @paulglennie1991
      @paulglennie1991 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@DaveTexas you could of done one better all those who had no faith or hadn't enough faith were left behind, or hadn't asked for true forgiveness for things they had done to others, or couldn't find forgiveness for what was done to them.
      Which would leave a bunch of them looking at them self's with shame.

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Or... better than that...
      With everyone focused on the eclipse, scatter clothes across the ground, and everyone runs and hides..

    • @danmiller6462
      @danmiller6462 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If my family and I were there we would be having a tailgate party and barbecue and just break out the eclipse glasses and have fun. And perhaps play some Frank Zappa to drown out the evangelicals.

  • @jeffwatkins352
    @jeffwatkins352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    2024...and human stupidity is still a thing.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Seems it's in a resurgence!

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Seems like a design flaw.

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@lisaboban But...but...but..isn't the Jeebus 100% perfect???

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pickledragonrebel "I'd cut down all the laws to get at the devil!" "And when the devil turned on you, what then? The laws all being down."

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@pickledragonrebel Hysericks gonna hysteric.

  • @darksoul479
    @darksoul479 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    I was indoctrinated into the Pentecostal Church as a child, it took me 40 years to escape the insanity. I have been listening to the same doomsday lines for over 60 years. The end of the world is always right around the corner. It's a horrible way to live. I feel so sorry for the people that are still trapped In these chains.😞

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uh Area 51 has evidence...

    • @AS-je2tq
      @AS-je2tq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I've been living like this for years now, and sometimes it is so tough that i just dont want to live anymore, i have some suicidal thoughts. How did you figure it out? It's so hard to wake up to another day and know that everyday is the same nightmare over and over. 😢

    • @dorothyjohnson6743
      @dorothyjohnson6743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Darksoul479 my mother told us the truth about the end of the world. She said when we die, that's the end of the world that's it

    • @Endrgamr262
      @Endrgamr262 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I feel sorry for you I myself became a atheist at least a year ago after learning about this end times doomsday bs

    • @Endrgamr262
      @Endrgamr262 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dorothyjohnson6743 your mothers right

  • @Clairelith
    @Clairelith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    My family is still like this. I remember growing up and having sermons peached to me, at church and at home, about how the end was near. Constantly.
    It terrified me every time. And if I hadn't unsubscribed from all that a few years ago, I would still be terrified. I lost countless nights worth of sleep over this.

  • @RandyWinn42
    @RandyWinn42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    First God marked America with an "A" then God marked America with an "X".
    A+X = AX = deoderant.
    God is saying to America's evangelicals: "You Stink!"

    • @TheOne_isGOD
      @TheOne_isGOD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      im not sure why this made me laugh

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I was going to ask where the E came from, but it's for Evangelicals

    • @RandyWinn42
      @RandyWinn42 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@nathanielgrey4091 haha I love it when people improve on a joke!
      (ahem ... if it were a joke, and not a prophecy!)

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +494

    My preachers have been telling me the world's ending and Jesus Christ was coming back since the early 80s at the earliest. I know we're not going to know the day or the hour when the Bridegroom comes (even though all the so-called 'prophets' claim to) but there comes a point where you have to cancel the wedding.

    • @stueyapstuey4235
      @stueyapstuey4235 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Yeah - and the big J was saying it was going to happen back in his day... so y'know! Nothing fails quite like the rapture and the rapturous congregations! LOL

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@stueyapstuey4235 YES, but they just passed right over it saying he didn't meant that time, but the future, smh

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But for god time is 27848579597 years per day, so close to god is a little bit higher than we think

    • @stueyapstuey4235
      @stueyapstuey4235 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@angelman906 now, when you put it like that it's almost convincing... except... oh yeah.. we're still here! Gonna call my buddy Vlad, see if he knows which buttons to press!

    • @skepticusmaximus184
      @skepticusmaximus184 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@angelman906 Yeah but that day age fudge doesn't work, since jesus allegedly proclaimed he'd return before many of those who stoodv before him would pass away. So unless there are a bunch of Jewish guys older than 2000 years who are still alive, that ship has sailed. ⛵️

  • @chriscuthill5067
    @chriscuthill5067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    I predict that in 30 years, if I am still around, pastors will still be selling this silliness. And that's a prediction that I'd put money on.

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Christian, unfortunately I would agree with you. If real Christians do not want to simply just believe in Jesus and trust in Him to fully restore us and fill us with peace like we say He does, we would not see this crap about knowing the exact hour Jesus is coming because a dang eclipse occurred. I saw the eclipse myself and honestly it brought me closer to God because to me it was is such an amazing experience being able to see a total solar eclipse.

    • @epicofgilgamesh9964
      @epicofgilgamesh9964 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RoyalInstruments Jesus is long gone and isn't coming back.
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.*
      "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7)
      “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23);
      For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.***
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28)
      Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27)
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30)
      *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:*
      The sun will be darkened,
      and the moon will not give its light;
      the stars will fall from the sky,
      and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
      Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34)
      There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near.
      Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32)
      He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal)
      You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62)
      Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing.
      *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel*
      Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.”
      Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51)
      *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.*
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      Also look up:
      Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman*
      *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"*
      *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"*
      *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"*
      *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"*
      (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades)
      *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."*
      Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity.
      *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress
      *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53
      *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*
      *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"*
      *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"*
      *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

    • @00RoxPink
      @00RoxPink 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not a risky bet to take. It's gonna be here long after we're gone too.

    • @raptorcrasherinc.9823
      @raptorcrasherinc.9823 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pastors will always try to sell this nonsense to delusional people, there is too much money in it.

    • @gleanerman2195
      @gleanerman2195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RoyalInstruments You can very easily escape the insanity, I did and it's great.

  • @akivarubinstein9648
    @akivarubinstein9648 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Never let intelligence or scientific evidence get in the way of stupidity!

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      never let stupidity get in the way of intelligence or scientific evidence.

    • @tacopancho2166
      @tacopancho2166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truth! But lots of scientific informations are biased by lobbies. We have to be carefull

  • @johnalexir7634
    @johnalexir7634 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    At this point, it's surprising that anyone still does this. Being wrong for decades (long enough for older people still living to see) and also wrong for centuries, actually wrong for milennia (2,000 years or so) hasn't stopped them. Most people would be too sensible to risk such predictions, and too nervous about looking embarrassed if they did, as they would inevitably be proven wrong.

  • @arturovillaluz2053
    @arturovillaluz2053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Ever since I was a child I use to hear "the end is coming", "the end is near". According to my calculation the world ended yesterday.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah. Bollocks. I have a ttrpg-club meeting tomorrow. What a bummer as we already are all dead....

  • @stephenmuirhead1838
    @stephenmuirhead1838 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    "I only speak English and tongues" or, to put it a slightly more accurate way, he only speaks English.

    • @hansignals9593
      @hansignals9593 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Anybody can speak in tongues yabba dabba doo!🤪

    • @louisng114
      @louisng114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Translation: I only speak in English and gibberish

    • @DaveTexas
      @DaveTexas 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I would bet all the money I have that the dude’s grasp of English is tenuous at best.

    • @petergibson2318
      @petergibson2318 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      English and Bulls**t.

    • @chriscuthill5067
      @chriscuthill5067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Imagine his putting this on a job application when they ask languages spoken?

  • @stephenwodz7593
    @stephenwodz7593 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Arrogance plays a roll in this silliness. These people want to believe the end is coming while they're on the Earth.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because they’re convinced they will be the only ones going to heaven, from where they’ll gloat about the fate of everyone else.

    • @karstentopp
      @karstentopp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kellydalstok8900 But those, who believe in him will have eternal life, innit?

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True. They don’t want to taste death. Their too good for the rest of us.

    • @clawsoon
      @clawsoon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd have more respect for them if they said "we did all the calculations and he's definitely coming back in the year 3562, sorry if you were hoping it'd be sooner."

    • @incomingincoming1133
      @incomingincoming1133 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder how that affects the attitude of a person towards preserving and protecting the earth for our descendants?

  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Literally something that happens once every 18 months. It just happens to be above the US this time.

    • @THEMathHacker-121
      @THEMathHacker-121 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly! What’s the US got to do with anything?

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@THEMathHacker-121 US Christians think they are the center of the universe

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Exactly! But everyone knows, God only wants to talk to America.

    • @Magister195
      @Magister195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@HolyKoolaid if I were god the USA would be the last place I'll talk to

  • @postmodern9208
    @postmodern9208 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    2000 years of "Any day now..."

  • @Max_Doubt
    @Max_Doubt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    I remember John Hagee telling the NPR audience that the end is nigh...over 20 years ago.

    • @sirrevzalot
      @sirrevzalot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And my dad still gives money to that hack.

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I remember that Hagge was convinced the world was going to end when we had those four lunar eclipses so close together! He even wrote a book about the four blood moons!

    • @DarkAmerica
      @DarkAmerica 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ⁠@@melissacooper8724yeah my mom had a book by him and I think that might’ve been it. I remember being a kid and her listening to the sermons regarding the four blood moons. I’m really confused about Christianity or more so religion period. I’m about to be 34 in July and I still get worried thinking what if Christian’s are right. I myself stay on the fence up until now but I’m trying to pick a side. Sometimes I think the way I was raised having it shoved down my throat might’ve hurt me more than helped me… I have kids as well and I don’t shove it down their throats I find myself trying to protect them from it more times than not..

  • @MicrobyteAlan
    @MicrobyteAlan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    What a coincidence, I’m watching this on an Apple iPad. Thx Eve. 🍎

    • @brianh9358
      @brianh9358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Did a snake-like salesman sell it to you?

    • @MicrobyteAlan
      @MicrobyteAlan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianh9358 no, I went to the 🍎 store

    • @th3logician
      @th3logician 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You, sir, have a fantastic sense of humor. *tips hat*

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianh9358so far The Apple Store hasn’t treated me like that lol

    • @kaecake9575
      @kaecake9575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well people do say "It's the end of the world" if you don't have it...

  • @StaffanNilsson1
    @StaffanNilsson1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    I hope they all warmed up before stretching this much!

  • @NathanDyer-w1l
    @NathanDyer-w1l 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    They seem to think that America is the centre of everything

    • @timdowney6721
      @timdowney6721 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Of course, since it then follows, in their minds, that they are the center of everything.
      Nothing like hubris. 😉

  • @stephenconnolly3018
    @stephenconnolly3018 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For over two thousand years they have been claiming the same old crap. You would think by now they would have caught on. How many time can you con a Christian?.

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    My mom is super religious, I mean SUPER religious, and even she knew that the eclipse isn't a sign from God, but just a natural occurrence caused by orbiting bodies.

    • @pcullen810
      @pcullen810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There's an eclipse every 18 days.

    • @tqnohe
      @tqnohe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@pcullen810
      18 months. .

    • @pcullen810
      @pcullen810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tqnohe thanks!

    • @NYCHFAN
      @NYCHFAN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every new moon is an eclipse. 😂

    • @tqnohe
      @tqnohe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NYCHFAN
      No. Absolutely not.
      Only if you are a flat earther. Are you a flat earther? And a young earth creationist.

  • @jamesbullo
    @jamesbullo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Biblical hysteria never ceases to amaze me.

  • @raptorcrasherinc.9823
    @raptorcrasherinc.9823 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This might be the best video he has made. "Every year, my birthday is exactly 12 months after it was the year before..."

    • @RM-ti8nf
      @RM-ti8nf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It kept me laughing 😂

  • @diogeneslamp8004
    @diogeneslamp8004 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Evangelists seeing the end times approaching is like Liz Taylor getting married: the triumph of hope over experience.

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I don't understand why they all want signs from god rather than actual answers

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because rather than having a bond with their Creator this sect of Christianity just wants to do things their own way instead of just trusting and believing in God, plain and simple, and not this extra inaccurate nonsensical things.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@RoyalInstruments Enough with the fairy tales and mental gymnastics. You're a grown adult so act like it

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wow! Thanks for the wake up call on being an adult, PraiseTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster!

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster believing in God is mental gymnastics how? If nothing created the universe so intricately and fine tuned, the best answer you got is it all happened randomly and just decided to exist?

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@RoyalInstruments Mental gymnastics is what it takes to believe in a god. We are fine tuned for our world and not the other way around. If the world was different, we would have evolved differently. And if you think a god "fine tuned" the world for us, he did a *terrible* job. We have to wear clothes to protect us from our world, we need shelter for the same reason, our vision is terrible, our teeth rot easily, our skin burns when we're exposed to our sky, babies get cancer, etc etc etc.

  • @davidraper5798
    @davidraper5798 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Not another End of the World please! I missed the last four!

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah I'm busy, I'll catch the next one.

    • @mitlandir5761
      @mitlandir5761 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Four?! I thought there were only two before this one (at least in my lifetime so far). I went out to celebrate the first two with friends. I remember saying something along the lines of "This was the best doomsday experience EVER!"

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mitlandir5761 If you only had two in your lifetime, i'm reasonably sure you shouldn't be allowed to access the internet unsupervised. Or be physically able to, for that matter.

    • @Magister195
      @Magister195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Llortnerofyou don't need the internet,the amount of people around me saying it's the end of the world is depressing

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Magister195 And how long did it take to accrue 2 ends of the world? Would you let anybody who only had 2 run around without supervision?

  • @costelinha1867
    @costelinha1867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Let's not forget that some people bought into that stuff so hard that they literally killed themselves out of fear of the "impending doom".... and this isn't even the first time something like that happens..... fearmongering kills, fearmongering KILLS!

  • @grant5758
    @grant5758 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    You’d think an apocalyptic sign would be in the Middle East rather than the USA.

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The USA is the centre of the world though. /s

    • @alexmousley7213
      @alexmousley7213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yep- trouble is it appears many Americans seem to think America is the world!

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You're telling me? Every time I look up a recipe online it has cups and pounds instead of liters and grams. Nobody hates Amerocentrism like European home cooks!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@alexmousley7213 Noooo. there's still Hawaii and other NON-US places on this planet.

    • @michaeljames2084
      @michaeljames2084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexmousley7213 BANG!

  • @marathonbleu
    @marathonbleu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It’s so saddening to be surrounded by idiots

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You say that buthe video aint perfect
      The thing with the 'Experts say is never been this peaceful' is disingeniouss hairsplitting sillyness at best - many Holy Koolaid Fans agreee, fyii

  • @marcellbulow411
    @marcellbulow411 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    American Evangelicals thinking that america equals the world, name a more iconic theme

  • @christopherrichards2350
    @christopherrichards2350 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    Here we go again with this end of the world religious fundamentalist nonsense

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      And if the end is near, how come they don't get rid of their materialistic possessions?

    • @christopherrichards2350
      @christopherrichards2350 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@arturovillaluz2053 because they know it’s all BS but still fools their followers.

    • @jerrykorman7770
      @jerrykorman7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arturovillaluz2053right. If “the end is near,” you don’t need a business jet(s), mansion(s), or spiffy suit(s).
      To paraphrase Bender of Futurama, what you then need are hookers and blackjack

  • @extremewc
    @extremewc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When you said the eclipse passed over Nuts, Butts, Dicus and Ding Dong, I laughed way to hard for my age lol😂

    • @kongrufus1
      @kongrufus1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same!
      To quote Aron: I may be an adult, but that doesn't mean that I'm also mature 😀
      Giggity!

    • @CritThinkng
      @CritThinkng 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    And a woman took her to the extremes of course and deleted almost her whole family because of the eclipse and the supposed end times🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @EaglesQuestions
      @EaglesQuestions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      You mean Danielle Johnson the Astrologer, pushed her kids out of a moving car on the freeway. Mind-bendingly tragic case.

    • @costelinha1867
      @costelinha1867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the worst, part... is that this ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST RECORDED TIMES OF CULTS KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE END OF THE WORLD WAS NEAR!
      Remember people, fearmongering KILLS!

    • @NEXUSKNIGHT2
      @NEXUSKNIGHT2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@EaglesQuestionsThat's terrible

    • @tangerinetangerine4400
      @tangerinetangerine4400 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And yet the bible doesn't come with a warning.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@EaglesQuestions
      What a horrible & illogical way to do it too. Wtf is wrong with people?

  • @keithmockett3810
    @keithmockett3810 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks!

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you so much.

  • @samuelschick8813
    @samuelschick8813 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Didn't Jesus tell the Disciples he would return before they died? They're long dead and still no Jesus. Interesting how Christians ignore that.

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was referring to all disciples of Jesus (future) and not just the 12 apostles

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically so long as there’s still Christians existing in the world, we will wait until Jesus comes back.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@RoyalInstruments< Cue the Christian mental gymnastics.

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@samuelschick8813 I mean you can read Mark 13 for yourself, that he’s talking about a future event. I’m just reading what the book itself says.

    • @samuelschick8813
      @samuelschick8813 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@RoyalInstruments, Like I said, nice mental gymnastics. Jesus is just one of and the most recent over 7 resurrection saviors that pre date in history. Oh and they also had disciples.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    There have only been about *_4,787 eclipses_* warning of Jesus's return since he left the first time..

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    I remember that animated corpse from the 700 Club said the world was going to end in 1982😂 of course we're all still here.

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      yeeeah, I was surprised he was still alive after checking on him ever couple of years, the dude just won't retire

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Indeed. However the animated corpse is now ended.

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh well, he made a mistake, nobody is perfect.

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@arturovillaluz2053 he made several that was not the only year he predicted the end

    • @arturovillaluz2053
      @arturovillaluz2053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@grapeshot If you fail, try and try again.

  • @adam-l74
    @adam-l74 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Glad you’re back I’ve missed your videos.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Glad to be back. :)

    • @LeChapeauMusic
      @LeChapeauMusic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same

    • @willbyrob6582
      @willbyrob6582 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HolyKoolaidDo you believe it is ethically acceptable to kill an animal for food but not a human? If so, what ethical difference between the two, in your view, would make it okay to kill one for food but not the other?

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@willbyrob6582 troll

  • @alexmousley7213
    @alexmousley7213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Each second of watching those evangelists felt like the end times of intelligent thought!

    • @asafoster7954
      @asafoster7954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm ashamed to share my planet with these people

    • @RM-ti8nf
      @RM-ti8nf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

  • @andrewwamser7075
    @andrewwamser7075 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    They keep promising it's going to end but it never does. I'm starting to think they might not actually know what's going on.

  • @kaikai200
    @kaikai200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    If a god can be killed by three fucking nails , that's not a god .

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      But, but, but...that was all a part of the plan.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Well, they buttered him up first with a little BDSM.

    • @kashigata
      @kashigata 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ten gold stars and an elephant stamp for the best ever comment about the crucifixion !, @kaikai200

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To be fair, it's not the nails that cause death, but fluid pooling in the lungs.

    • @gigachad1021
      @gigachad1021 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also the Muslim god who allows to have sex slaves

  • @ronb8066
    @ronb8066 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Your personal mission towards the end of the video is priceless, I laughed out loud.
    Let's make this a national issue: Save Clarke!

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    How do they have time for anything else than the end of the world? Must be a horrible life to live waiting for the end. To live for death and doom. What kind of a life is that?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know quite a few people who were homeschooled who were simply handed a Bible, because: who needs education when Jesus is about to return?

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@HolyKoolaid Exactly. That is so sad. Child abuse.

  • @Kriliska
    @Kriliska 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Honestly, it wouldn't even be such a widespread issue if American public education system wasn't the worst among other 1st world countries.

  • @VikingrGaming-x4l
    @VikingrGaming-x4l 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its scary how good the human mind is at recognising patterns that arent there

  • @DustinLaGriza
    @DustinLaGriza 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    "I only speak English and Tongues". 🤣🤣🤣 Does he put that on his resume? "I speak Tongues at a B2 level, I can hold a conversation but it makes literally no sense whatsoever"

    • @Gerryjournal
      @Gerryjournal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why is 'tongues' not on my translation app?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What level does he need for a permanent residency in heaven?

    • @DustinLaGriza
      @DustinLaGriza 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gerryjournal Let me translate it for you: blub blab bjbublb blalalala gigiblalbalalaa

    • @ulodetero
      @ulodetero 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Tongues" in a biblical context literally just means languages. I think originally the "gift of tongues" supposedly given to the disciples was meant to be their ability to learn and/or communicate in the *actual languages* of the time.
      Not the made-up gibberish nonsense they're faffing about with nowadays.

    • @Gerryjournal
      @Gerryjournal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ulodetero who knows? A book written over centuries by unknown authors is not worth worrying about

  • @robsquared2
    @robsquared2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    If Jesus comes back during a very predictable event that's just bad gaming, think of all the spawn campers.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about the “thief in the night” part, doesn’t that contradict the predictions?

    • @impracticalPhysics
      @impracticalPhysics 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kellydalstok8900 Like a cloaked spy, then. Hopefully there aren't any pyros around.

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    God sure is fond of hiding the information we all need to be saved.

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The sound christian answer I’ll give is He gave us the Bible to believe and be saved. Unfortunately I cannot co-sign or my belief in Christ with these “Christian” fanatics that want to say they know exactly when Jesus is coming when the Bible says “no one knows the day nor the hour”. Now before I hear the argument “oh but Christians have said that since the beginning of their religion” the answer again is found in the Bible which says “one day to him is like a thousand years and a thousand years as one day”. Because we believe God exists beyond space and time, time works differently to Him.

    • @lisaboban
      @lisaboban 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@RoyalInstruments The hard part is the fanatics are so loud it's hard to hear the reasonable voices. 🙋‍♀️

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@RoyalInstrumentscan you describe what outside space and time is? can you prove that there is actually an outside space and time? in reality, outside space and time doesn't exist, so ...

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cliftongaither6642 no. Can you?

  • @tdylan
    @tdylan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One of the fundamental ideas drilled into me growing up in theology was that I/we must "always be ready" because NO ONE will know the time, day, or place. So it always confused me when many of those same people would then say "the bible tells us that we are being given signs of the time, day, and place."

  • @ingridcarleton
    @ingridcarleton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved that you found Thomas and Westbrook! 😂

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right?! I laughed when I found both names on the list, but it's literally like a gigantic dictionary of 20,000+ names. Oh, and thanks for the donation. ♥️

  • @graydanerasmussen4071
    @graydanerasmussen4071 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    It's nice for an European to know it's just the US that's being effed over by god. -Can we have your classic cars? :D

    • @breakingbadheisenberg9703
      @breakingbadheisenberg9703 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They’re all in Cuba

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, hardly just the US, many countries in South America and Africa are being hit equally hard. And in Asia Islam's doing a pretty bang up job.

    • @graydanerasmussen4071
      @graydanerasmussen4071 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@HolyKoolaid I was referring to the pastors seemingly forgetting the rest of the world exists... Their predictions look a lot less sinister from over here :)

    • @o0Donuts0o
      @o0Donuts0o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why on earth would you want a 6L V8 that puts out Fiat 500 power?

  • @Johnmhatheist
    @Johnmhatheist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    How are your travels around the world going? Thanks for all you do. Your videos truly helped me leave my faith.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Going well. I'm thriving. Glad to hear my videos have helped you.

  • @axeman3d
    @axeman3d 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Completely bonkers. The US really worries me sometimes. I hope we stay safe here in Europe.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope !! Might just as well have Faith.

    • @Fluoman_
      @Fluoman_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The US is already exporting shovelfuls of crazy with its evangelicals, sovereign citizens, antivaccine movement etc.

    • @Lord_CV
      @Lord_CV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We in the US are also very worried

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately, Nazis are growing rapidly in Germany and England. Though, they still aren't close to being the majority in those populations.

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Never in my life have I met a bunch of people that get so disappointed whenever an endtime prophecy fails to come to pass.
    Evangelicals, IT'S POINTLESS TO WORRY ABOUT AN EVENT THAT YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP! OH, AND IF JESUS IS EVER RETURNING, HE'S NOT COMING BACK UNTIL HE'S READY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!

  • @flip2trip
    @flip2trip 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    These people hurt my brain.

  • @jasonGamesMaster
    @jasonGamesMaster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Omg. That "American" measurement system SENT ME, lol. My wife literally had to come check on me because I choked on my water and nearly DIED.
    That is quality content, let me tell you what.

    • @charleshartley9597
      @charleshartley9597 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely! He was just throwing out these numbers and I couldn't comprehend the scale of these measurements. But Ford measurement? Now that makes it all clear!

    • @the0ne809
      @the0ne809 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He forgot to add football fields.

  • @christopherdaffron8115
    @christopherdaffron8115 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Whoa! An actual new Holy Koolaid video that not at least a year old. My lucky day!!

  • @burrellbikes4969
    @burrellbikes4969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I was totally sure he was going to say “in order to save all the Clarks out there - Gawd needs you to send me MONEY!”

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol. I mean, you can if you want to, but the money will go towards my expenses, not to Clark. 😂

  • @LateNightKaiju
    @LateNightKaiju 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've loved your content for years. Keep on truckin'.

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh my God! That's so generous of you! Thank you so much.

  • @Lainy78
    @Lainy78 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bloody hell dude, you're too funny 😂

  • @rationalhuman2149
    @rationalhuman2149 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    American evangelicals are always Oscar winners in their own movie - main character syndrome applied to themselves, their god, their local church, the US.

  • @andreabc2590
    @andreabc2590 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Nutts, butts, dicus & ding dong - this part threw me 😂

  • @bmyers7078
    @bmyers7078 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    ~3:15, Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” confused me as a kid. I didn’t know why people could be so erratic.
    As I grew older, I met more religious folks. Then it made sense, as satire.
    (Sometimes jokes are for adults who are trying not to cry at the world around them).

  • @kashigata
    @kashigata 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OMG the Jesus screaming on the cross was shocking and HYSTERICAL!! Loved it!

  • @hannahhodgins9516
    @hannahhodgins9516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This makes me feel so sick……I’m so happy I’m out of religion

    • @wanniesup
      @wanniesup 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus loves you i dont think this has much to do with religon not all Christians and others like that make theories

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No... the leaders taking advantage of millions they need to be called out they are dramatic lying idiots gathering gullible sheep and profiting from them stay away from It all....

  • @beatapt5
    @beatapt5 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Keep those offerings coming in!!!!!

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep the crowds stay poor while the pastors house gets bigger..

  • @TornSoul062473
    @TornSoul062473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Listening to the evangelicals talk about war and end times makes me believe they will eventually force the issue. Sure they're being called by god to enact his will.

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Feel like that’s a major reason why Israel exists as a nation since the late 40’s/early 50’s, to be honest

    • @RoyalInstruments
      @RoyalInstruments 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      According to the scriptures they shouldn’t be the cause of war. Jesus’ most famous sermon specifically states (Matthew 5:9) “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God”

    • @azulaspencer
      @azulaspencer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RoyalInstruments It do say that but the thing about american conservative evangelicalism, they cherrypick the verses they like and vehemently ignore the verses they dont, then claim the bible is behind them. and the worst part is that some of their beliefs, obviously not the one we are talking about, actually correlate with the bible, so they think all their beliefs are vindicated. and if confronted, the cognitive dissonance becomes so blatantly real.

  • @CheatahX
    @CheatahX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The shadow of the eclipse went over seven places named "Nineveh", what does this tell us?
    That people weren't very original with names and were obsessed by scriptures when founding those places.
    It would probably be next to impossible to miss all places called "Nineveh".

  • @johncowart9536
    @johncowart9536 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We're coming Clark! Hold on good buddy!

  • @corydor4218
    @corydor4218 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He's been coming very very soon for a very very long time.

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Ah yes, hurricanes forming over the Atlantic ocean, that never happens naturally...

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh NO! What a completely unpredictable ... neigh inconceivable thing to happen! That surely must mean something.
      ... ah... yes. Hurricane season is starting.

  • @Max_Doubt
    @Max_Doubt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Christian types used to think comets were a harbinger of monumental events too.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Used to?”

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They still do, haven't you seen their crazy conspiracies about the upcoming one?

    • @Bhoddisatva
      @Bhoddisatva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is why education is important. So you aren't frightened by rocks and ice.

    • @DaviUndertale
      @DaviUndertale หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 uhh, no?

  • @TheRealLucifer_Morningstar
    @TheRealLucifer_Morningstar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Magical thinking is detrimental to a healthy society. 👍😳👍

  • @iomis2001
    @iomis2001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    They act like wars are new or something.

  • @TallBob1962
    @TallBob1962 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I shouldn't be surprised. Buts its always so astounding to hear so many grown adults spouting off such utter nonsense.

  • @chrispysaid
    @chrispysaid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    wait
    WAIT
    MY birthday is exactly 12 months after my previous birthday too!
    DEAR SWEET OILY JOSH IT'S A SIGN OF THE END TIMES

    • @Jeddacoder
      @Jeddacoder 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oily Josh is hilarious

    • @chrispysaid
      @chrispysaid 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jeddacoder is he? I've never met him

  • @Katarn84
    @Katarn84 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “The eclipse path crossed over seven cities called Salem and seven called Ninive. What does that mean?”
    That Americans have no fantasy in naming their cities?

    • @Bhoddisatva
      @Bhoddisatva 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They named cities after fairy tales about magic and stole from a big selling fantasy novel. How much fantasy do you need?

  • @edwardtrickett1983
    @edwardtrickett1983 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Scaring people who are already susceptible to believing pretty much anything you tell them, just makes for a massive increase in profits
    It's honestly despicable

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    First rule of the modern age: If someone says "Could it be that..?" they are about to spout utter nonsense. Supportable claims are made as statements. Insupportable ones are always presented as questions.