0:00 - Get Wet For Summer 0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford 2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol 3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas 6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock 8:34 - Buying Azaleas 10:01 - Growing Up 14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates 15:41 - Chattanooga 18:15 - Gay Rumors 22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions 25:10 - Nude Saunas 34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep 39:50 - This Next Year 42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins” 57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped 1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression 1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes 1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself 1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission 1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military 1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Theo my man I feel what I you are going through in regards to losing a piece of yourself. All I can say is get back to what you love. Whatever that is find it and make the time to do it. That is how I found myself again when I was lost. We can erode ourselves but we can also rip rap that shoreline baby. Gang
"The battle to be honest, it's not easy... there's some tempting little tributaries skirting off the river of truth." Theo is so fast with these one-liner gems. Someone needs to study this man's mind.
@@xballinlikemj23x nope. His imagery is so creative and pulls brain ideas from places we wish we could visit, like the dark arts Amazon. He is an explorer extraordinaire. Dora just starin’ blankly. Onward Boots.
honestly you gotta realize a lot of these are probably pre-written/pre-thought out. It's not like he's really thinking of all this on the spot. anyway, love theo he's the best
Don't discuss the lemon business around peasants ( menacingly squirts lemon juice in your eye wipes hands and then walks away in disapproval) - lemon father
I agree!! I think it is hilarious but I have to admit that I don't know where it's from or if there's a story behind it. Could anyone offer some insight?
"I'm the one looking and hiding from myself". Theo has a special way of speaking to my soul. Also"Gay men are the native Americans of our time, except for native Americans, they are the original natives Americans" had me dying.
@John Kennedy yeah buddy I actually have stayed at a Hilton before, but he was talking about Hampton Inn ,and they have a complimentary continental breakfast! You must be above that life though 👍. Gang gang buzz kill.
PTL for Theo Von solo episodes. 6:44 "I don't even know what I'm talking about exactly." We don't either, Theo, and that's what makes you magical. Edit: But then at the same time, you know exactly what you're talking about -- 40:05-42:25. It takes a tremendous amount of vulnerability to speak your mind unscripted, but in doing so creates the genius that is Theo Von. He takes us all the way from Hampton Inn hot tubs to the denigration of our society in one episode. GANG
or someone who likes 12 year old boys lmao... if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
I’ve been having extreme anxiety recently, and trying to watch / listen to anything to distract myself and nothing seems to work but Theo’s podcast. Thank you for that.
I could see an animated series in the genre of F is for Family, but for sure in Theo's voice and linguistic stylin'. I would watch the shit out of that.
34:34 "Wim Hoffin' up near each other's ass cheeks." I've been waiting for someone to turn him into verbage and that was beyond my wildest expectations. Also Theo looks like one of the Beach Boys got asked to guest DJ a German house party.
Theo’s the only guy I’d watch without a guest and still have me laughing more than any other podcast out there with guests lmao ! This guys a genuine comedic genius
“a woman didn’t want me to to take her picture because she said it captured part of you, and you can’t get that part of you back” gave me chills to my spine
Theo is one of the few men that can freely express how he feels about being a bachelor but wanting something more. I hope you find that someone and you y'all have cute littles. ps. I hope you write a book.
The comment about the Chinese lady freaked me tf out. Ever since preschool I have told people that pictures trap a piece of your soul in time, and I never liked having my picture taken. I sat out on many class picture days, and always skipped school on the yearbook picture days. Quit teeball in kindergarten, and soccer in 1st grade because I wouldn't take team photos, but was among the best players throughoutall school. I seemed to cause chaos everywhere I went. I try to not worry about it so much anymore, but still am internally bothered by it somewhat. I've always thought it strange that I think that, and this was the first time I heard someone else mention it. Sidenote- there was a pretty cool movie called "Earthquake Bird" that kind of plays into the idea, but does some other stuff with the story. Great movie though. Anyways, just a weird thing for yall to read, have a good day!
@Boo RADly My mother's mother is native. Half Seminole and half Cherokee, but full blooded Native and grew up in north Florida. My whole life has been west of the Mississippi though, so don't know much about it. My mothers father is a Jewish German, so I don't resemble anything close to native really, especially after the mix on my father's side as well, albeit more common over there. But that could explain some of it. Parts of consciousness is passed through blood/dna, as that is what makes us so unique from single cell organisms, we gotta get laid to pass on slivers of subconscious/instinctual knowledge. Now that I'm thinking about it, my blood is probably where my anti authority over the individual sovereignty came from, since birth, seeing as my grandparents relationships were also somewhat anti "normal" in their respective times. Though they never really struck me as people to go against the grain so to speak, as they are all fairly "normal". Thanks for the therapy sesh LMAO, peace! Going to ask my Gan (what she got stuck with being called from us children) about that.
Thanks for the greatness theo. I recommend spending a moment telling them moms how important they are, and that we know and appreciate how hard of a job it is; before revealing the gift.
Get a dog Theo, you’ll never be lonesome again. Don’t get no damn goats,...my neighbor has 2 and it sounds like a women screaming and hollering all times of the day.
Getting out of the military advise: I was in the Marines, when I got out I became a firefighter. Highly recommend it, best job in the world in my opinion.
0:00 - Get Wet For Summer
0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford
2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol
3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas
6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock
8:34 - Buying Azaleas
10:01 - Growing Up
14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates
15:41 - Chattanooga
18:15 - Gay Rumors
22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions
25:10 - Nude Saunas
34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep
39:50 - This Next Year
42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins”
57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped
1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression
1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes
1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself
1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission
1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military
1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Theo thanks for the time stamps GanG Brotha 💯
Theo that shirt looks so good on you😍
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Theo my man I feel what I you are going through in regards to losing a piece of yourself. All I can say is get back to what you love. Whatever that is find it and make the time to do it. That is how I found myself again when I was lost. We can erode ourselves but we can also rip rap that shoreline baby. Gang
Gang gang daddy. Onward
Theo looks like the keyboardist in a funk band but his instrument isn’t even plugged in
Lololol 😁
aka Bobby Lee
Onward
I was seeing an 80s Dire Straights fan. lol
hahahahaha
Theo looks like the first guy a tourist would ask for drugs.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 realshit
true
*claps*
And last
Is Theo back on the marching powder.....looks like it. Take your glasses off Freak
"if he's wearing sunglasses inside.. thats cocaine baby"- Theo Von
Got me worried about him. A lot of sunglasses indoor lately.
@@jackkarapetyan2064 yeah I've been noticing too. Just want what's best for him man
If he’s not wearing vest he’s good lol
@@vmonroig21 this what gives me hope.
@@TheArcticWonder same here.
“A real Ferris wheel of sex, secrets, and school busery type shit... praise god baby”
Gang gang daddy
if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
Theo looks like an emotional camp counselor. Gang.
Has a lava lamp in his office
That barely can play one Dave Matthews Band song.
Killing me bro. Needed this
especially since most are LGBTQ also.. if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
"The battle to be honest, it's not easy... there's some tempting little tributaries skirting off the river of truth." Theo is so fast with these one-liner gems. Someone needs to study this man's mind.
I'm just going to say that if Theo's mind was studied it wouldn't take long because there isn't much in there...
@@xballinlikemj23x Far from the truth.
@@TheGavinayter agree to disagree, he's either incredibly stupid or he plays off really dumb
@@xballinlikemj23x nope. His imagery is so creative and pulls brain ideas from places we wish we could visit, like the dark arts Amazon. He is an explorer extraordinaire. Dora just starin’ blankly. Onward Boots.
honestly you gotta realize a lot of these are probably pre-written/pre-thought out. It's not like he's really thinking of all this on the spot. anyway, love theo he's the best
This is the best “Between two Ferns” I’ve ever seen! Love the Podcast Brother!
Lol I wonder if zack would be a fun interview
Great connection, that's hilarious 😆
Zack Galifinakis looking fly af gang gang daddy
hahaha I actually thought the same thing immediately, then saw your comment.
Bro I used this joke like last month....wtf?!? 🤣🤣
Theo looks like he monopolized the lemonade stand industry and has an army of 10 year olds workin for him
Don't discuss the lemon business around peasants ( menacingly squirts lemon juice in your eye wipes hands and then walks away in disapproval)
- lemon father
Underrated
Uh how?
@@princevegeta-son outfit cant say more
@@princevegeta-son glasses headband headset
We definitely need an “I’m upstairs!” t-shirt. I can’t stop saying that throughout the day.
One of my fave one line hitters 🙌🏻
i'm upstaaaaaaaairssss
Yes please put out an I'm upstairs line!!!!
I agree!! I think it is hilarious but I have to admit that I don't know where it's from or if there's a story behind it. Could anyone offer some insight?
😂
Theo was 100% doing cocaine at the last Hampton Inn he stayed at if he thinks its called a concierge breakfast
That's exactly what I was thinking
Theo looks like a carnie that adds more time to the ride after he notices a kid getting sick
Gang gang daddy
A hero to the rest of the kids enjoying the ride!
Teach that queasy punk a lesson IM UP STAIRS
Hahahahhahaa
Nailed it brother.
Love the voice message from the father speaking on his son calling him... got me tearing up in my office at work 😥. God Bless you Theo 💜
"I'm the one looking and hiding from myself". Theo has a special way of speaking to my soul. Also"Gay men are the native Americans of our time, except for native Americans, they are the original natives Americans" had me dying.
You know it's gonna be a good episode when Theo yells "I'M UP STAIRS!!!"
What’s I’m up stairs mean?
I still think the best tour name would be, "Onward".
Winner winner chicken skinner
Yeah, this is perfect. Has a least 3 different meanings.
gets my vote
Theo looks like he leads stationary bicycle work out sessions and is trying to work up the ladder
Peloton 2024. Gang gang daddy
😄
Theo looking like he went back in time to audition for the Beach Boys, but has to get back to the Delorean in time for his tennis match in the 1980's
Underrated comment
hahahahaha perfect!
I'M UPSTAIRS
You and Kid Rock hanging out makes total sense.
👌
Gang gang
Pretty sure it's called a continental breakfast, and Theo every time you wear sunglasses you look suspect for the dark arts dust baby. Gang.
Clearly you've never been to a concierge breakfast at Hilton Hotel.
@@johnkennedy406 clearly you have big shot
@John Kennedy yeah buddy I actually have stayed at a Hilton before, but he was talking about Hampton Inn ,and they have a complimentary continental breakfast! You must be above that life though 👍. Gang gang buzz kill.
like using the word concierge instead of continental.
I love your music, mr McKnight . Gang
“ I’m the one looking for myself, but I’m also the one hiding .” That’s some true shit..
PTL for Theo Von solo episodes. 6:44 "I don't even know what I'm talking about exactly." We don't either, Theo, and that's what makes you magical.
Edit: But then at the same time, you know exactly what you're talking about -- 40:05-42:25.
It takes a tremendous amount of vulnerability to speak your mind unscripted, but in doing so creates the genius that is Theo Von. He takes us all the way from Hampton Inn hot tubs to the denigration of our society in one episode. GANG
Theo looks like he was cleaning out his junk drawer and found a headband and a pair of sunglasses
I love how Theo's Jordan Peterson impression just turned into a bad Irish accent
Dude I was crying laughing
I was hearing dr evil at one point
Time stamp ?
Time stamp?
Sounded like Dr. Evil haha
Theo looks like if Bert and Ernie had a roommate that never paid his share of the rent and got a court order saying he needed to move out.
Hahahahaha
Theo out here looking like he'll sell you a knock off pair of ray-bans and a balloon animal.
Theo trying to impersonate the guy impersonating JP was the funniest shit ive ever heard
Theo on that devil's dandruff with the shades Gang Gang
Once we see vests, then we worry
Yup!! And clenching ...def lookin out for the vests.
Quick sniff and gulp about 20 mins too 😂 Theo living his life man fuck it here for a good time
"Everybody would encourage each other ya know....Ronnie, Kunta, whiffleball or sitting river..." im.fucking dead
Theo looks like a 12 year old boy trying to buy some Marlboro lights. PTL.
I'm going to need to see your ID son
or someone who likes 12 year old boys lmao... if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!
"I'm tryna get wet" Theo got me laughing like 20 seconds in already 😆
This killed me too 🤣
That’s what she said
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 I thought he was meaning like you know he's trying to get his dick wet but either way it's funny
@@EntirelyHonest hahaha
@@TrollHiddenCave lol
You know how interesting someone has to be to have a successful podcast just talking to themselves?! I’m impressed. Theo a heavy hitter lmao
Theo trying to imitate the Jordan Peterson impression had me dying.
“Ferris wheel of sex and secrets” never change Theo
Sounds like my ex
There will be a book of Theoisms someday
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 😂 Same..😒..same...😩
I’ve been having extreme anxiety recently, and trying to watch / listen to anything to distract myself and nothing seems to work but Theo’s podcast. Thank you for that.
Cardio works for me brother
Theo looks like he just got out of a trans am at the frisbee golf park
This episode could be called “Thoughts and reflections on homoeroticism by a man who would be surprised if he was gay”
That's every episode 😆
wasn't gay * lol
Make that his tour name!
"I would be shocked if I was gay, shocked"
They should give Theo a TV show based in his childhood neighborhood. Like a "my name is Earl" with theo
I could see an animated series in the genre of F is for Family, but for sure in Theo's voice and linguistic stylin'. I would watch the shit out of that.
underrated comment
@@matthewz5220 no animation. My name is earl with theo sounded better
@@matthewz5220 i was thinking the same when I saw his comment. Animation would be the only way to capture the ridiculousness of Theos stories
THat would work and i would watch it, same as my name is earl with Theo real voice overlayed onto a character.
34:34 "Wim Hoffin' up near each other's ass cheeks." I've been waiting for someone to turn him into verbage and that was beyond my wildest expectations. Also Theo looks like one of the Beach Boys got asked to guest DJ a German house party.
I love this comment so much.
If Theo ever decided to have a offspring that’s gonna be one funny ass kid 😭
Not how that works
Theo’s the only guy I’d watch without a guest and still have me laughing more than any other podcast out there with guests lmao ! This guys a genuine comedic genius
Theo's Jordan Peterson is the best Dr Evil impersonation I've ever heard.
Why did he do an Indian accent 😂
Poor thing, not even close XD
That's exactly what I was thinking I've never laughed so hard since idk when 😂😂😂
“Our soul is out of the ocean and got stuck on the beach.” Speaking my language. I am the walrus
"Lets be honest" is a great name for the tour
best recommendation i've heard so far!
Feel like it's a similar expression as "No offense..." so it could connect them well
Hahaha the last thing a single mom with 3 kids would want is a bird in the house but it’s hilarious how pressed you were on it
A Concierge Breakfast?? Damn bro, lol What Hampton you been staying at, I only get a damn Continental Breakfast. Gang Gang
"I'm the one looking for myself and I'm the one hiding." Theo gets so deep.
Just sparked a number , poured myself a Guinness and here is Theo to make my Day
Gang gang
That damn "concierge breakfast" 😂
That couple that just got married looks like they just left their Prom. LoL young af.
No cap, I teared up when the Dad who got a phonecall from his son, shared his story. That was wholesome AF.
Dawg, everybody lived down the block from Theo 🤣🤣🤣 I dont think even he can keep up
Theo started sounding like Dr.evil with that Jordan Peterson impresh. 🤣
I'm UPSTAIRS TOUR WOULD BE FIRE FOR SURE !!!
Theo looks like the next day of losing his job as a baseball game popcorn vendor.🍿
Started the day with Uncle Joey and then, BAM!, Theo in like a soldier!!
Tremendous
“a woman didn’t want me to to take her picture because she said it captured part of you, and you can’t get that part of you back” gave me chills to my spine
And fortune tellers 😂
Let your guard down Theo. That’s the only way you will truly connect with someone. Everyone’s human. Hope y’all are having a beautiful day.
Theo lookin like that 70's Malibu Beach guy on roller skates rollin down the boardwalk with a ghetto blaster.
Theo, get a damn BillyGoat and live proud, brother! Feed that little bastard some snacks and tell 'em all your problems and he'll listen!
The fact that Drakkar Noir is advertising on this episode makes complete sense.
Theo looks like he sells hamsters outside raves
Tattoed hampsters
lmaooooo
Or stolen meat from a meat truck out of a giant cooler in the trunk on a giant Oldsmobile!
From struggle there comes art. Wishing you peace, Theo. Thank you for your honesty ❤
Theo looks like a blind man that someone put on a stationary bike and told him he's racing in the Tour De France.
😂🤣😂
Wednesday is the best because we get uncle joey, silly goose d’elia and this honky tonk honeybun
Delia's obnoxious
Theo is one of the few men that can freely express how he feels about being a bachelor but wanting something more. I hope you find that someone and you y'all have cute littles.
ps. I hope you write a book.
"school busery type shit...praise god baby"
I never knew I wanted to hear those words uttered together...I'm no longer blind
First 2 minutes had me locked.
I dedicate this episode to the loving memory of Billy Conforto 🌈
Hell yeah let's go Theo.. that runs in the family in the beginning with you vibing with it always gets me hype gang
The comment about the Chinese lady freaked me tf out. Ever since preschool I have told people that pictures trap a piece of your soul in time, and I never liked having my picture taken. I sat out on many class picture days, and always skipped school on the yearbook picture days. Quit teeball in kindergarten, and soccer in 1st grade because I wouldn't take team photos, but was among the best players throughoutall school. I seemed to cause chaos everywhere I went.
I try to not worry about it so much anymore, but still am internally bothered by it somewhat.
I've always thought it strange that I think that, and this was the first time I heard someone else mention it.
Sidenote- there was a pretty cool movie called "Earthquake Bird" that kind of plays into the idea, but does some other stuff with the story. Great movie though.
Anyways, just a weird thing for yall to read, have a good day!
@Boo RADly My mother's mother is native. Half Seminole and half Cherokee, but full blooded Native and grew up in north Florida. My whole life has been west of the Mississippi though, so don't know much about it. My mothers father is a Jewish German, so I don't resemble anything close to native really, especially after the mix on my father's side as well, albeit more common over there. But that could explain some of it. Parts of consciousness is passed through blood/dna, as that is what makes us so unique from single cell organisms, we gotta get laid to pass on slivers of subconscious/instinctual knowledge.
Now that I'm thinking about it, my blood is probably where my anti authority over the individual sovereignty came from, since birth, seeing as my grandparents relationships were also somewhat anti "normal" in their respective times. Though they never really struck me as people to go against the grain so to speak, as they are all fairly "normal".
Thanks for the therapy sesh LMAO, peace! Going to ask my Gan (what she got stuck with being called from us children) about that.
"they would do drugs and drink cold water" lmao
I love that high af married couple
Thanks for the greatness theo. I recommend spending a moment telling them moms how important they are, and that we know and appreciate how hard of a job it is; before revealing the gift.
Theo looks like he roller skates with no shirt at Venice Beach and tries to get people to buy him Churros.
Get a dog Theo, you’ll never be lonesome again.
Don’t get no damn goats,...my neighbor has 2 and it sounds like a women screaming and hollering all times of the day.
That's bc they're getting fucked.
@@diagnosedtopg7657 lol
Gang
Yes get a pittweiller.... best of both breeds and so loyal!
Theo looks like he just came back from a side gig at children’s carnival concession booth.
Theo looking like he came from an interview to be a receptionist at an aqua park
“Party in the back” Tour!
GEEET IN THEEERREEEEE
IM UPSTAIRS!!!
@@kevinl3254 Damn bruh ya took my comment! Gang gang... Upstairs
Theo looks like the mvp of the special Olympics “only man to ever win it blind and wheelchair bound” -Morgan freeman voice
The “ONLY HALF WHITE TOUR”
“I’m living life high on the hog, I got like 2 vests on”
Still one of the greatest sayings I’ve ever heard. Onward!
Gang gang daddy
"i dont know if they Amish...wood-worker types" dead LOL
“Our soul is just out in the ocean, and got stuck on the beach”
Love you Theo, your podcast is like therapy to alot of us. I hope you get that lady and pop out a few lil Theo's before you're 70.
You crack me up!!!! Your outfits make me smile...Thanks, for keeping it funny and real. Also great taste in music!!!!
"I'M UPSTAIRS!" 😹
Theo look like he teaches a cycling class for unicycles
He looks like he's a meth dealer teaching Sunday school in a shady town that lacks the consciousness to know its shady.
@@maxmeeks9910 you mean Louisiana lmao
These podcast makes my week so much better! Thanks Theo… your the man!
Be good to yourself also, Theo! Gang Gang! 🌄
"Shoutout Everybody" - Theo 'gotta love him' Von
theo looks like someone who could get you exotic reptiles on the low
Theo’s fit choices are astronomical
You know it’s goin to be a good podcast when Theos got on sunglasses and something on his head
Azalea segment was beautiful. Theo levels up like twice a month ! GANG GANG AND PROSPER ! ! !
Theo looks like a blind dude who was pranked into believing he's a black aerobics instructor. GANG.
Theo always bringing us joy, giggles and laughter 😂.
That mind of his just reaches some rare frequencies that us simpleton mortals cannot achieve
Getting out of the military advise: I was in the Marines, when I got out I became a firefighter. Highly recommend it, best job in the world in my opinion.
Between faux ferns. This cable access show is dope. Yo Theo, the Appletop is blocking the Liquid Death