@@symptomofsouls Normally I'd say yeah it counts as a business expense but since no retailer sells them anymore, he likely buys them off of eBay which I doubt can count as a business expense at that point
Agree, when this Princess Peach remote with Wii Motion + inside is snapped in half by general “wear and tear.” I’m sure a replacement Princess Peach remote with Wii Motion + inside could qualify as a business expense
@@damasterofskitsees he doesn’t know how to do many things like throw backwards that’s why I like to use nunchuck and because I’m not going upside down trying to turn
@@name_here0 I used to use wii wheel only as a kid, but I've seen people get more control with nunchuck. And I personally see Classic Controller as the best
When the blue shell is launched, it will attack whoever is/was in first at the time it was launched, so if you’re targeted by a blue shell, it will still attack you even if you drop out of 1st place. If you use a mushroom right before a blue shell attack you can dodge it. Also fake question boxes don’t block red shells.
Incorrect blue shell info. I think you meant to say once the blue shell STARTS HOMING IN on the 1st place player it will not change target. Until then, if the player in 1st somehow knows there is a blue shell coming, and they drop out of first, blue shell does not target them.
Lol, I remember in Mario Kart DS, the blue shells were smarter. Like if it “saw” you in 1st, even way before it catches up to you, you’re screwed. It’s happened to me on Waluigi Pinball, where I was under the track the blue shell was on, and purposely fell back to second, but it still went for me a few seconds later…
@@EdmanFTW There is a window from when you get the warning to it reaching you where you can drop back. I know it feels a lot wider in MK8, but I don't remember how big it is in MKWii.
In case you were wondering about the thwomps targeting him in bowser's castle; in grand prix and single player versus they target the human player. In time trial they are on a time loop
I think that is how you get Rosalina. I got her the easier way, which was I forgot exactly, but it was something to do with getting the files from Super Mario Galaxy onto Mario Kart.
Poof doesn’t know that the game gives you a random rival every time you start a Grand Prix, that is to say it picks a random character and gives them a few advantages (better rubber-banding, better item luck, speed boosts, etc.) that make that character produce higher standings.
Wait till he finds out there’s actually cars characters and extra sequences that can only be earned by getting rank 3 stars. (Which is getting first place every race….every cup)
i've done it
but im not so sure about mirror mode
yes
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Hi
Lfg
Poofesure : golden mushroom is the worst item I can get
Also poofesure : goes from 12th to 3rd with the golden mushroom
It is bad tho
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 Luigi Circuit says hi.
@@ayman473 yeah but rainbow road says bye
@@pirilon78 Rainbow road giant circle section says Howdy
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 In more open maps this is the best item even more than a bullet because it is faster and lasts longer
When poof calculates his expenses for the month, he has to factor in wii remotes
Is his toad wii remote with motion+ inside a business expense? Is it insured?
@@symptomofsouls Normally I'd say yeah it counts as a business expense but since no retailer sells them anymore, he likely buys them off of eBay which I doubt can count as a business expense at that point
@@Cygis i can’t see why it couldn’t be a business expense, he legitimately uses it for his business and no audit would happen on an expense so small
Agree, when this Princess Peach remote with Wii Motion + inside is snapped in half by general “wear and tear.” I’m sure a replacement Princess Peach remote with Wii Motion + inside could qualify as a business expense
@@Sports314 "Wear and Tear" *Snapped in fucking half*
That ending credits scene hits me right in the nostalgia bone. Especially with that music
Same the Staff Credits B Music slaps so hard it makes me cry
I still have my Wii so i can start it up and listen to the music any time i want to
@@inertpuma4884 same it’s the best thing to hear the wii menu music it’s so nice
What's nostalgia? It sounds like some disease
@@Sunset4633 it’s similar to ligma
7:54 It's hilarious to me how Poofesure refers to Koopa Troopa as a "grown-ass man"
😭😂
I guess he's not wrong though haha
@@NF30 Yup turtles live for a pretty long time XD
@@Umb19 *I love reptiles, I already knew that.*
Isnt koopa (in the mario kart series) just a little kid
Poof: “I’m pretty sure this map is worse than rainbow road”
Rainbow Road: “And I took that personally”
It's very easy for me
To get a good placement in Rainbow road, I slow down near turning areas
3:47
"Dude, Bowser is way too OP
In this grand prix
I can't believe how consistent he is
at being in front of me."
Mad bars
I love this comment XD
And when he is battling for first in a cup against Bowser and is suprised Bowser's stones target him.
I think 8:13 was one of the smartest things we’ll ever watch Poofesure do
Yeah hes not good at this game LMAO
Not that often 😂
Finally used his brain
@@adozenfridays and now he’s completed Mario kart so there’s no point now 🤣 of course that’s the time when he finally gets a little good lol
He also dodged the POW in bowsers castle by tricking off of the bump on the road (but I'm not sure if he did that intentionally)
7:10 watching the shell slowly manage to get to beef boss made my day.
Yea how does he have such bad luck when I play Mario kart it’s really lucky when you hit anything because it usually barley misses
Teacher: What sound does an owl make?
1st grade class: 14:05
🤣
WHO!?!??!?!
I love how he gets mad that someone use the Shell on him so he takes his anger out on Luigi
oh fck yea im hard as a rock
DUDY DUDE
3:10 "Whose bananas" right after he throws them has me dying
Is he ever going to realize the the thwomps in bowser’s castle r programmed to go after the person who is actually playing
Fr tho
Is he ever going to realize that bikes are superior to karts, and that frequently pulling off wheelies is actually viable?
@@IronBlaze77 I don't think he knows how to do wheelies
@@damasterofskitsees he doesn’t know how to do many things like throw backwards that’s why I like to use nunchuck and because I’m not going upside down trying to turn
@@name_here0 I used to use wii wheel only as a kid, but I've seen people get more control with nunchuck. And I personally see Classic Controller as the best
8:37 glad to see we all share a common hatred for the baby versions
I usally always play as the baby versions
@@TheChaoCrew I bet you did to make your friends or people in online mad
@@tomatelord8126 yep
@@TheChaoCrew I knew it
8:37,
am I the only one that mildly laughed at that scene
16:43 his words perfectly synced with beef boss bouncing on the track
LMFAO 😂
Great Observation
Lol 😂
omg you're right
9:10, just as a reminder for Poof, fake item boxes DO NOT protect you from red shell attacks.
They are just item boxes except fake
I just commented this too
@@name_here0 nooooooo! really?
@@Isafell2001 wait they are “I didn’t know” I was just saying stuff
And i always thought that i was lagging😂
18:22 possibly his best scream ever
No, he has screamed even louder than this at Wii sports golf
It kinda sounds like a flute!
@@yellowfrog2259 as a flute player i can 100% confirm
Bro sounds like Homer when he sees himself in the mirror
i love not sleeping and getting these notifications at 3am
Same, this is my sign I should go to bed but now I have a reason not to
Me
But it’s only 10
@@rockenrob4893 different country maybe
LMFAO but I'm sure it's worth itt
12:58 the perfectly cut lightning lol
17:20 - 18:30 This whole segment i was nervous, expecting for something to go wrong and it didn't dissapoint
"You turd...dle." The improvisational skills of this man
😂
14:32 the best part of the video
😂😂😂
I've never seen this guy before, nor do I typically laugh at video, but I was dying laughing this whole time. Subbed
just found this guy and he has so much content
@@fredshenay4966 yeah I've gone down a rabbit hole
fr his screaming got me crying
This comment passed the vibe check 👍
would recommend his among us and fall guys gameplays !!!
14:17 I just love how Wario is driving into the wall. It gets me every time lol
The fact that you were spitting hard rhymes in the beginning:
"Beaten every single grand prix
On Mario Kart wii
- a hundred and fifty CC"
Everything gonna C alright. That’s how i like to keep it 55th street.
but sadly still no wheelie
But wait there’s more
150cc mirror
18:22 i was literally dying🤣
So was beef boss
11:29
That shit had me dying😂
At 7:30 you managed to get hit by a POW block, a green shell, a red shell, AND a Squid Ink.. truly an art piece
6:52 Poof: *Gets best item for this particular course
Also Poof: 6:55
And then you go from last to third in a matter of seconds.
Never change, Poofesure. *Never change.*
Yeah, it's a great item for this course, we just have to do quick turns
“I actually have to do good here!”
**Blows engine 3 seconds later**
11:28
Bro really went "Think fast Chucklenuts" and immediately hit himself.
beef boss flying off the map screaming like a 6 year old is everything to me.
14:18 the wario im fucking crying
remove crying
@@laserfoxproI’ll remove your-
Teacher: Alright kids, what does an owl say?
The kids: 14:05
Poof is one of the only TH-camrs who when they say "raging and funny moments" its actually true
"You gotta be cleaning my clock" sir whattt 🤣 I LOVE THATTTT
“It Took Every Bit Of Math I Have Ever Learned To Traject That ******* Turtle Shell And I Still Missed” -Poofesure long ago. Still the best line.
3:34
Beef boss: YES!
Poof: NOOOOOO!!!!
When the blue shell is launched, it will attack whoever is/was in first at the time it was launched, so if you’re targeted by a blue shell, it will still attack you even if you drop out of 1st place. If you use a mushroom right before a blue shell attack you can dodge it. Also fake question boxes don’t block red shells.
Incorrect blue shell info. I think you meant to say once the blue shell STARTS HOMING IN on the 1st place player it will not change target. Until then, if the player in 1st somehow knows there is a blue shell coming, and they drop out of first, blue shell does not target them.
Lol, I remember in Mario Kart DS, the blue shells were smarter. Like if it “saw” you in 1st, even way before it catches up to you, you’re screwed.
It’s happened to me on Waluigi Pinball, where I was under the track the blue shell was on, and purposely fell back to second, but it still went for me a few seconds later…
@@EdmanFTW There is a window from when you get the warning to it reaching you where you can drop back. I know it feels a lot wider in MK8, but I don't remember how big it is in MKWii.
@@darkaura9559 I’d rather deal with that than Super Mario Karts infinite CPU items lol
@@osbob1983 Whenever i am about to get blue shelled, i slow down so the person who is close to me also gets hit
In case you were wondering about the thwomps targeting him in bowser's castle; in grand prix and single player versus they target the human player. In time trial they are on a time loop
18:43 Peach got 3 points 😆
8:36 i laughed so hard i farted and shit myself
Me when your five favorite sports team lose: 18:22
Poof always manages to sound like Toad and it amazes me
16:07 Important news!!! a beef boss meteor has been spotted below Rainbow Road
Please be careful and shelter yourself
9:13 ....
Oh yeah, we forgot to mention, you can't dodge reds with fake item boxes. They don't work at all.
The fact that I was able to get triple star 10 years ago when I was 9 and this grown ass man gets a C is just hilarious
Dude cause same, I have a mental note of things poof should improve/learn in this game like dodging pows and shortcuts😭
fr, we played the shit out of this game as kids
he's not using wii remote and nunchuck, first mistake right there😂
yeah lmao but I had a two star license and I got 6K vr on ctgp wiimmfi which isn’t great but it’s also funky Kong sweats
It's been worth it being here since you said the famous words:
"King boo you fucking poo"
19:27 aflonso is proud
Get at least a star rank in every single class, including mirror. That would be sooooo epic! :D
I think that is how you get Rosalina. I got her the easier way, which was I forgot exactly, but it was something to do with getting the files from Super Mario Galaxy onto Mario Kart.
@@piercehaddon5652 have a galaxy save file
Can we just appreciate, of how entertaining this guy is. I can watch this guy for hours, and not get bored.
17:41 I gasped at the exact same moment. That gave me flashbacks.
I love his gasps lol "HOIII"
18:22 I felt that one 😂😂
15:08 I like how he only censors this part of the video
Not gonna lie when he drove off at the end of rainbow road I actually felt the same rage. I screamed with him
18:23 - LOLOLOLOLOL! I kept on repeating this part is because… IT’S EVERSO HILARIOUS!
I love how when he does something wrong in the game he just blames it on beef boss
9:12 It’s so funny how he’s so sure the fake item box will protect him from the red shell and then doesn’t XD
13:06 voice of pure defeat
This is truly a historic moment. I Love witnessing your achievements Poof!
10:01 Poof : Stop giving me bombs
Also Poof : Snipe Yoshi with a bomb
And again : Gets 1st 2 seconds and get destroyed by a blue shell
5:53 STUPID F ING ROOOOCKKKS 😂😂😂
5:56
I got into a bad argument with my boyfriend and the “BABY B1TCH” part made me laugh so hard and I feel better now so thank you
15:47 Poof : Give me bullet
The game : A bullet idk what this is take this golden mushroom instead
16:37 i died
7:56 i instinctively mimicked Yoshi the exact moment he did that was hilarious
Anyone actually remember jumping over those 2 holes at that one part of rainbow road, good times finding out secrets
Yes! I would be so happy to get a golden mushroom because that meant I could jump them
“I hate these rocks.” -Poof 2022
11:16 gotta be family friendly lol
“clocking my clean”
I love how he still tries to place the fake box to defend himself from shells even after he sees it doesn't work that way. 🤣
6:03 "God Bless America"
That's just so random that it's funny.
6:08 😭 this could've been a perfect moment to take the shortcut
Poofesure is like a grenade
You don't know when it's going to blow up
But you know THAT IT COULD BLOW UP ANY SECOND.
Shocked poof didn't realize he went from 12th to 3rd with the item he called the worst
9:31 My relationship status be like
8:36 & 18:21 actually got me
dude really went from beating the leaf cup to beating the entire game??
I remember actually enjoying this rainbow road so much that when I'd play online I would purposely pick that track almost every time.
I'm just loving the fact that it's taken him three years to figure out that FIBs don't block shells
Only Poof can get one of the best powerups in the game, uses it to pass over half the racers on the track, and still find a way to complain.
Poof doesn’t know that the game gives you a random rival every time you start a Grand Prix, that is to say it picks a random character and gives them a few advantages (better rubber-banding, better item luck, speed boosts, etc.) that make that character produce higher standings.
17:07 - He's in second place
17:14 - I was like "not anymore"
18:47 did any else notice how far behind peach was 😂
she only got 3 points the whole cup 💀
He said baby peach 😂
Damn Peach only got 3 points meaning she got 10-12th place every time
Watching poof play one of my favorite games of all time so poorly just hurts my soul
mariokart wii F+ its the worst game wii
The end credits made me tear up a bit. This game is so nostalgic. I wish I still had my Wii. Feels good to revisit this. Congratulations. :')
Not once in my life have I ever been interested in gaming videos but Poof... you are the only one I genuinely enjoy
Wait till he finds out there’s actually cars characters and extra sequences that can only be earned by getting rank 3 stars. (Which is getting first place every race….every cup)
Actually you need only rank 1 star. 3 stars is if you're first every map AND you barely get hit.
Congrats!! You should try Mario Double Dash next, that’d be really fun to see you play!
Yeah
How can someone be so awful at Mario Kart 😂
This game brings back so many memories
Was expecting poof to sing give "Give me More" by Britney Spears during the rainbow road race
I laughed so hard when he got hit by his own fake box at 11:31
2:28 Poofesure when Luigi.... LOL!!!
9:53 - You can hear that those rocks hit someone
9:55 - Look at the map and you can see it was Donkey Kong
19:34 yes you do
Poofesure's love of wii games never falters lmao
19:41 after getting top 3 on every cup
I totally feel your frustration 🤣 7:00
Baby Mario: Bye Bye
Poofesure: And I took that personally.
These videos are so funny I could watch them all day