While people may say that poof is sometimes a bit oblivious to obvious things, he never gives up completely if something is hard for him. Even if he is metaphorically trying to break down a wall with his fist while a hammer is right next to him, he will keep punching until the wall is down, and not everyone has the dedication do that.
One of those green squares seems to be about a metre (3,3 feet) wide, making the ball bigger than an orange and the hole bigger than a human head. You sir have all the right to complain about the inconsistent distances to the pin
I’m guessing they are also measuring the distance from the ball to the hole which I’m guessing is on a mat below the green to the ball which is on the contoured green.
The Stations of The Cross for Poofesure: 2:25 First mini rant 3:00 Poof going gangsta 4:26 First maniacal episode 5:08 “NO IT’S NOT!!!” 5:50 First Joker laugh 6:38 Starts harassing the announcer 7:14 Slowly begins to go insane 9:23 The size of Poof’s wee-wee 9:34 Epic meltdown 11:51 Second Joker laugh 12:56 On the verge of going insane 21:42 The “I don’t get it” phase 25:38 The amount of pain Poof is feeling 29:51 THE PLATINUM MEDAL! 🥇
The fact that the hole he gets on 6:09 can be chipped in with three simple steps: 1. Not moving 2. Changing the club to a driver 3. Swinging the wii remot as hard as you can. This causes the golf ball to hit the flag, lose all its velocity, and fall in the hole.
3:53 "theoretically possible and theoretically impossible" (to get a chip in on every hole) We shall refer to this unanswered/unsolved problem as the "Wii Sports Golf Approach Distance Chip In Paradox" Our best scientists and mathematicians need to get started on this one ASAP.
Congrats man! I know that feeling you had. Years ago I was playing Gran Turismo 3 on PS2 and trying to get all golds on the license tests. I was running attempts on S-6 (notoriously difficult) for 9 hours over the course of 3 days. When I finally beat it I was in shock. I didn't even celebrate. I just saved the game and turned it off. lol
Your vocal chords are genuinely very impressive. If I were to scream once like you do I wouldn't have a voice the next day, and the fact that you're able to do that 40 to 50 times is insane.
Each square on the green is a 3x3 ft square. That’s why you were confused about the distance from the hole; as the camera would position in a way to make you look closer than you were.
I suspect that the hole itself is an X:Y coord to keep the hole in the floor and thus a hole but the ball is X:Y:Z to account for the contour of the green
In case anyone was wondering, since the squares are 3ft x 3ft, and the diameter of the ball is about 0.112x the size of a square (square was 1069 pixels, ball’s diameter was 120 pixels). The ball is about 10cm in diameter, which is around 2.4x as big as a golf ball should be. The measurements in this game are certainly messed up
@@jacksah78did you watch the video my guy look at Nintendo’s distance they give him. You’re telling me when it’s 15ft away they could slip two Andre the giants between the ball and the hole. BS
We were all together holding our breath from the moment we saw Poof getting a little silent and while complaining hitting 2 chip-ins in a row. We knew that was the one.
Each square on the green is 3x3 therefore the hole has a diameter of 1 foot. The ball then is closer to the size of a tennis ball which is why the scale of distances seems weird, everything is scaled up to an uncanny size.
i feel like he wouldve got this so much sooner if he didnt start over as much and actually practiced the last few holes but oh well lol, congrats Poof!!
Yo Poof, it’s been a while since I watched one of your vids. I have to say that you’ve gotten so much better and more consistent at this game, the jump between the last video I watched and this one is huge! Just think you should know that from this point of view, the improvement is so obvious.
I think the reason the distance is further than it looks is because the game tracks the distance from the bottom of the hole rather than the top, so its diagonal instead of a straight path which makes it further away
Poof - you should try tennis Timing your Swing again. You don’t have to worry about backhand, hitting the top of the net, or any Elisa RNG. I think it’s the next easiest one.
my breath was literally taken away
go to the emergency room poof
Lol
Yippee
Real
You got it nice job 👏🏻
While people may say that poof is sometimes a bit oblivious to obvious things, he never gives up completely if something is hard for him. Even if he is metaphorically trying to break down a wall with his fist while a hammer is right next to him, he will keep punching until the wall is down, and not everyone has the dedication do that.
Weirdly inspiring considering such a level of commitment is impressive and barely talked about
That is a hard ahh line
True, but the hammer is directly in his eyesight
As one admires a bird trying to fly through a plate glass window
I heavily fw this comment
When you see “i got it” you know you’re set for the night 💀
Now call me crazy
But is Poof’s excitement after accomplishment gone away from yelling in excitement and just total silence?
Yall pfp sexy
sorry for being that guy but
i got it*
@@Popsdarrylmayesyes i like black
@@PizzaGuyIDKyeah I feel like it was so easy not to mess that up😂
Teacher: What's the 1st letter of the alphabet?
Class all together: (9:45)
Teacher: and the penultimate letter?
Class: (13:05)
Funniest shit all day
Teacher: poof did you understand the question?
21:46
First time a YT comment has made me audibly laugh in a while lol
25:32
5:08 "Nice on"
"NO IT'S NOT"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XDDDD
A Poof moment to remember
Skylight Awakens: "That's good!"
5:07
NO IT'S NOT 👹👹👹👹
They used Miyamoto's infant daughter to measure the length of the "feet" used in this game
Is this true?
@@PokeyTheRaichu as miyamoto’s infant daughter, I can confirm this is true
One of those green squares seems to be about a metre (3,3 feet) wide, making the ball bigger than an orange and the hole bigger than a human head. You sir have all the right to complain about the inconsistent distances to the pin
I’m guessing they are also measuring the distance from the ball to the hole which I’m guessing is on a mat below the green to the ball which is on the contoured green.
h
how big are the miis then
Can’t wait to watch this before I sleep, he’s like a mother telling us story’s before bed… but swearing over the wii-
He’s swearing spells and curses. 🤬
@@CatPebbleexactly
was about to sleep soon.
watching this to settle down before sleeping 😂
@@kanatapaw Oh, okay, thanks for sharing.
“Nice On” makes me want to chuck my wii remote into a tv
Watch out, you’ll have to buy a new one
@@thedastone1939A toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside!
@@frouvoxesdo they make toad tvs too?
Nice approach!
@@TechnoSon06yeah, the tv has motion plus inside it too
The Stations of The Cross for Poofesure:
2:25 First mini rant
3:00 Poof going gangsta
4:26 First maniacal episode
5:08 “NO IT’S NOT!!!”
5:50 First Joker laugh
6:38 Starts harassing the announcer
7:14 Slowly begins to go insane
9:23 The size of Poof’s wee-wee
9:34 Epic meltdown
11:51 Second Joker laugh
12:56 On the verge of going insane
21:42 The “I don’t get it” phase
25:38 The amount of pain Poof is feeling
29:51 THE PLATINUM MEDAL! 🥇
9:44
poof screamed for our sins
14:06
Harassing The Announcer LMAO It Be Like That Sometimes ☠
25:30 Catgirl
18:06 "you have to learn this game's... unintellect... in order to be intellectual at it"
wise words poof
"this games RNG has been awful today"
>proceeds to get it the same try
One must imagine poofesure happy…
He’s so hard to please though 😕
Realest comment
Emphasis on the imagine
The fact that the hole he gets on 6:09 can be chipped in with three simple steps:
1. Not moving
2. Changing the club to a driver
3. Swinging the wii remot as hard as you can.
This causes the golf ball to hit the flag, lose all its velocity, and fall in the hole.
A moment of silence for the people who tried this and just went into the trees
@@prime_231That’s actually how to do it. Look at a speedrun
@@noahkarlsson4290 Send me a link.
Imagine this dude just wakes up one day and everything he has done, everything he has accomplished, was just a dream.
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
POOF USED TO READ NICKELODEON MAGAZINE
He would shatter
Bro that's my life lmao
3:53 "theoretically possible and theoretically impossible" (to get a chip in on every hole)
We shall refer to this unanswered/unsolved problem as the "Wii Sports Golf Approach Distance Chip In Paradox"
Our best scientists and mathematicians need to get started on this one ASAP.
slightly disappointed that after clicking 'read more' i didn't see a 1,600 word essay on how he was technically right or smth
I swear Poofesure is gonna hear "Nice on" and "Nice approach" in his nightmares after all of this 💀
9:43 my favorite this video, those random outbursts always get me
A customer at work enraged me today. Poof's screaming is helping me channel my emotions vicariously and letting this shitstorm of rage inside me go.
I first watched poofesure back in like 2020 and its nice to see its still not a good idea to watch with earphones.
"how" quickly went to "i got it"
“how i got it”
I love that the entire video is just Poof having a breakdown over how bad it's going, then he randomly wins at the end.
i developed a sense to notice when he's gonna scream so i can turn the volume down beforehand
skylight: that's good.
Poofesure: 5:08
Ah fellow skylight fan I see 🤝
@@jjgame1169same here
9:44 That scream HELPPP 😭😭😭😭
3 words. You got it! Finally after how many attempts and Wii remotes you got it Poof!!
4:29 the way he says "NOOOO" made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
The silence when he got the platinum was stronger than any words that could have been said
Congrats man! I know that feeling you had. Years ago I was playing Gran Turismo 3 on PS2 and trying to get all golds on the license tests. I was running attempts on S-6 (notoriously difficult) for 9 hours over the course of 3 days. When I finally beat it I was in shock. I didn't even celebrate. I just saved the game and turned it off. lol
The fact that it looks like the distances get increasingly more accurate the further away you are from the hole is mind boggling 😂
Your vocal chords are genuinely very impressive. If I were to scream once like you do I wouldn't have a voice the next day, and the fact that you're able to do that 40 to 50 times is insane.
Poof: I've built a brand on raging and breaking wii remotes
Also Poof: why won't beef boss swing when I'm trying to gently swing?
25:31 seagulls when you don't feed them fries every 7 seconds:
Sounds like the n word
Each square on the green is a 3x3 ft square. That’s why you were confused about the distance from the hole; as the camera would position in a way to make you look closer than you were.
On top of the ball being way oversized it’s very misleading
Yeah bc by that frame of reference the ball and the hole are like a foot across
@@obviousmystery1930 fr 😂
I suspect that the hole itself is an X:Y coord to keep the hole in the floor and thus a hole but the ball is X:Y:Z to account for the contour of the green
Poof should’ve named the video “ NICE ON”💀
I like that, that's a Nice Approach
4:29 the way he says "NOOOO" made me laugh so hard
In case anyone was wondering, since the squares are 3ft x 3ft, and the diameter of the ball is about 0.112x the size of a square (square was 1069 pixels, ball’s diameter was 120 pixels).
The ball is about 10cm in diameter, which is around 2.4x as big as a golf ball should be.
The measurements in this game are certainly messed up
“0.9 feet is 1 inch” never dissapoints
0.9 is nearly a foot
@@jacksah78did you watch the video my guy look at Nintendo’s distance they give him. You’re telling me when it’s 15ft away they could slip two Andre the giants between the ball and the hole. BS
7:14 the confused foreign guy at the nissan dealership
😂
I think that's one of the calmest reactions to a plat I've seen. Mans was too worked up to celebrate lol
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
He got it
Poof sounds like the type of person to say a slur, but mean it with the second, non offensive definition.
I mean in his earlier wii videos, he did drop the “R” slur, albeit censored out.
@@TheCreepersGoodoh noooo not the R slur 😰
The only golf I’ll ever watch willingly
Two wonderful things happened today. I graduated high school and poof got the platinum medal
Yooo congrats
" Nice. "
"Nice approch! "
" *No.* "
We were all together holding our breath from the moment we saw Poof getting a little silent and while complaining hitting 2 chip-ins in a row. We knew that was the one.
I received a notification for the video as if my friend just got a girl lmao
‘It’? lol
@@catmerchant8699wtf are you on about weeb
2:28 *here we go again…*
5:07 I love the way he said " NO IT'S NOT "
Well done Poof. Takes me back to the I. DONT. MISS. days
A miracle has occurred tonight
all those broken Wii remotes were worth it
were they?
100+ dollars for a game’s plat medal
Long ass silence and then I don’t wanna talk SPEAKS VOLUMES
10:35
"This one is a r-rare one i-i-i used to never get this
10:40 "HEEEEEY! IM SWINGING BEEF BOSS!"
25:27 when you’re one foot away from the finish line in Mario Kart
21:33 and getting hit with shells right before crossing the finish line
10:40 when you're shaking the wii for the pow item but it doesn't work
This the part where we tell Poofesure he could've just used the driver on round 4 on full force to get a free chip-in
3cm away: "8 Ft" this game forgets how to measure quite frequently.
The start of this video made me forget what the title and thumbnail suggested happens in this video.
at 13:08 for me, him screaming WHYYYY was cut off by an ad playing and it was comedy gold 🤣
use brave browser and you will nevef have ads again lol
13:04. Few seconds too late.
This title looks much more promising than “how”
And despite his insistence on using an iron on hole 9
Holy shit 14:00 had me actually laughing out loud.
When you start seeing less jump cuts you know you're reaching the point of greatness
Missed my son’s birth to watch Poof get another platinum
Each square on the green is 3x3 therefore the hole has a diameter of 1 foot. The ball then is closer to the size of a tennis ball which is why the scale of distances seems weird, everything is scaled up to an uncanny size.
Congratulations on getting the platinum medal, Poofesure! 👊😎👍
This will boost his confidence so much that when he goes to the other gold medal, his dreams will be absolutely crushed
i feel like he wouldve got this so much sooner if he didnt start over as much and actually practiced the last few holes but oh well lol, congrats Poof!!
Good job, Poof! All your hard work has paid off!
No more “nIcE oN”
Yo Poof, it’s been a while since I watched one of your vids. I have to say that you’ve gotten so much better and more consistent at this game, the jump between the last video I watched and this one is huge! Just think you should know that from this point of view, the improvement is so obvious.
_🎵 I got it_
_I got your number on the wall_
_I got it, I got it_
_For a good time_
_For a good time, call 🎶_
🎶Eight six seven five three oh niiiiine🎶
@@BrizzitHQtime line???
I've been so obsessed with your videos the past few days
This man is in so much pain both current and for the future in the other platinums
Congratulations, Poofesure. You are on a roll. 👏
Who's watching this before going to bed? lmao
🙋♀️
He does the unthinkable
The bad man can’t hurt you anymore
3 years watching, never disappoints
I think the reason the distance is further than it looks is because the game tracks the distance from the bottom of the hole rather than the top, so its diagonal instead of a straight path which makes it further away
this makes it 8/15 platinums
9:37 "So thats what happens if you don't even get it on... A!"
Skylight: that’s good!!
Poof: 5:08
Everybody gangsta till a three word title is released
it’s about damn time
14:06 might be my new favourite quote of yours lmao
Teacher: Come on, essays are fun!
Me: 5:07
Watching him quit when he’s way below the average he needs because he gets a higher one after 3 super close ones was peak
Just opened TH-cam and I had to instantly click on this video and like it.
Definitely deserved.
Holy shit I literally shed a whole tear when I saw the title. It's a joyful day today, it seems. Congratulations bro.
No cheering, No going crazy due to happiness. This challenge broke him mentally, LOL.
Facts
This channel is like a whole case study on "tilt".
we hear "nice on" poof hears "i'd like a new hat"
Poof - you should try tennis Timing your Swing again. You don’t have to worry about backhand, hitting the top of the net, or any Elisa RNG. I think it’s the next easiest one.
Must have been incredible to hear you’ve earned a platinum medal after hours
Are the holes or flags actually called pins in real golf? Or is it some Poofesure terminology that comes from too much bowling?
I think the measurement starts on the far end of the cup. That would explain why it's .6 feet away when you land on the rim of the cup.
GG’s mate, just got putting left in the golf platinums which may I say is a complete nightmare 😅
Man, you did it. you really deserve this one after everything. despite the title, i was still holding my breath by the end lmao
My favorite part about these two hitting the green videos is that if poof had better aim he would’ve got it last video and he would be less mad😂😂
dumbest comment i ever read bro 😭 if he could aim perfectly he would have done it first try! what a thought, buddy
25:30 I heard that nnnnn 😂😂😂😂