Marvus teaches the kids.

your favourite teacher.

[@sivanhedoesstuff]

*_ZEBRUH IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN AMISIA SAID "PROSTITUTION" I'M SOBBING_*

[@thevoidlings8929]

He's there when anyone says "Prostitution"

[@coralia.i9702]

HE'S SCREAMING LIKE A PARENT GOING "WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT" AND I'M CRYING (the 2nd frame)
Edit: HE APPEARS FOR AL LTHE PROSTITUTION STUFF THIS IS EVEN BETTER I AM DYING

[@javonyounger5107]

Thirsty bastard.

[@TheBathypelagicZone]

@@coralia.i9702 He's mad that she is revealing all his secrets.

[@thespookiestboy]

im crying right now i just noticed him

[@auzaunie]

*"no fair.. i wanna be a lesbian.."*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

jordan arcangelo hey you can be gay! The others can’t be gay.

[@mythicsrain]

Let the clown boi be lesbain

[@ionavram4002]

like damn kid me too ;^;

[@GuiltyGal]

💙💖🗨💖💙

[@GuiltyGal]

Trans people exist it can happen

[@phantomnight3466]

i can totally imagine marvus being called to school to teach the kids some stuff and this happens

[@enderwalkgang]

Sweet 420 likes

[@Xxxshadow_girlxxX]

th-cam.com/video/RBGQub553uw/w-d-xo.html

[@fruitpackette]

im gonna be real this KINDA works p good a voice for marvus. but like in the context of him being surrounded by a lot of little kids, by himself, in the brooding caverns lmao

[@childebolsafodasekk82]

YES.

[@FiSH-iSH]

YES.

[@lusverma2136]

This is even made funnier because the kids likely heard "lesbian" and "crack whore" from a human since trolls don't have a concept of gender-based sexual/romantic preferences. The "crack" one is first heard by Elwurd in Act 2, but she doesn't recognize what kind of drug it is.

[@lusverma2136]

I'm intrigued now even more with the implication that Joey had to explain these words to Marvus.

[@diohasbigchonkers3815]

1:04 when Marvus says "You can all be lesbians" it really sounds like what I headcannon his voice as

[@tterabyte_exe]

*Marvus is a Lesbian*

[@fairyjuggalo8368]

@@tterabyte_exe MARVUS IS A TRANSGENDER WOMAN

[@emmagoebel650]

Marvus is so done

[@TattooedMercury]

Sure hecking is bud

[@Synkastel]

I want Marvus as my teacher now lmao

[@vick6859]

THEN ALL BE LESBIANS

[@itzfroggi22]

Marvus "explains that being a lesbian is okay"
Also marvus "reminds the kids to not do prostitution"
And again marvus "Wonders who teaches them these words"
EDIT: all of the voices really fit tho
ANOTHER edit:Man marv is really a teacher

[@Xxxshadow_girlxxX]

th-cam.com/video/RBGQub553uw/w-d-xo.html

[@oswaldofernandesbetarellid8276]

*If Marvus was a Jadeblood*

[@GyroShrike]

This comment made me ugly cackle lmaooooo

[@junpeidaman]

i died everytime i saw Zebruh

[@GuiltyGal]

Marvus: It doesn't work that way Phillip... *You will never be a Lesbian*
Me: That's cold Marvus

[@aleqsgecko5957]

We can all be lesbians.

[@TattooedMercury]

I know I am ~

[@beanboxd5526]

@@TattooedMercury same

[@RealMashups2009]

​@@TattooedMercury m3 too !

[@nepnepsilly]

hes actually a pretty good teacher, I'd have him as a teacher

[@bongbxtch7900]

PROSTITUTION * zebruh in the background*

[@FreelyColorful]

OKAY ZEBRUH IM LOSING IT

[@hauntparty]

Okay i lost it at Kuprum in the back at the very end

[@fear_toxin]

ZEBRUH IM SCREAMING

[@fizzyelfyt4153]

Omg the flashes of the girls every time they say lesbian *W H E E Z E*

[@salem5254]

I like how after watching this I’m recommend like 20000 different kids videos.

[@hexegrams]

i’ve watched this fifty times and it’s still funny

[@xinthedirt13]

this is a fr & ong moment

[@Quario]

This is not even closely out of character for him tbh

[@Brackets_Guy]

[@furiousmagician5912]

her name is literally gaegrl elwurd

[@Jane-ow7sr]

No idea wtf this is but I'm loving it

[@guhuuuugj]

Woaj man booba

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

He definitely yell out “we can all be lesbians!” Be4 in canon

[@theworldsmostevilestcat]

This video is what got me into Hiveswap (and eventually Homestuck) I love coming back and watching it every so often

[@mastadonking3816]

I am here...wheezing and laughing...trying *DESPERATELY* to not wake up my parents from their nap...my sides hurt.

[@coffeetoffee0x019]

You shoulda had Lanque for 'prostitution'

[@TattooedMercury]

Coffee Toffee0x0 you’re right but sadly my boys route was not released yet 😤

[@angelinapedroza2189]

true but zebruh's funnier😆😆 could've been both tho lbr

[@GyroShrike]

I am WHEEZING this is so funny fjfkdkdkdkdif

[@OkBooner]

Marvus teach me pliz

[@teadrinkerthe8th25]

*OMG THIS VIDEO HAD ME ROLLING.*

[@ruslanvershinin584]

Гениально, коротко и ясно о жизни

[@klaus2550]

The fact I showed this to all my friends in group therapy back in 2019, and now I'm friends with the person who made this video 🧍

[@shardtheiceking]

Ha HA got em

[@Oriokoe2]

😂 When the students keep outsmarting the teacher and putting them on the spot, great class.

[@childwithacroyon5388]

*no fare I want to be a lesbian*
Bich I am wheezing

[@wiedzma8788]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS A R T.

[@SMILINGROADKILL]

ZEBRUH JUST BARELY SHOWING UP FOR PROSTITUTION IM SCREAMINGGGG

[@imjustSquishy]

This makes me like Marves even more. I just cant!

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

holy shit this is priceless i cant believe i didnt watch it before

[@eevee.9351]

I've never played hiveswap before, but when I first saw marv i thought he was a girl
Oh, how I was so, so, very wrong...

[@theworldsmostevilestcat]

This video is what got me into Homestuck/Hiveswap ^_^ I come back to watch every so often

[@aquaplayz2550]

You can be gay?

[@ELGEnterprises]

10/10

[@R4ND0MCR4P123R4ND0MN3SS]

I'm gonna need the source for this audio right now.

[@poprocks6576]

How do these kids know these wor- wait I’m a 13 year old and I got this whole video... I need to revalueate my life

[@kluu880]

Me, a transmasc person:
You can never be a lesbian
Me, denying it:
No fair.... I wanna be a lesbian:(

[@clownfern]

We can all be lesbians! :o)

[@alexautum]

Ok, you win. Good meme, bro

[@gabrote42]

Oh my god I am dying so hard shoutout to AKPen I can't even... I am going so hyena here. Also that Zebruh

[@phantomnight3466]

LMFAOO

[@RealMashups2009]

This mad3 m3 r3aliz3 th3 ammount of l3sbians in hiv3swap fri3ndsim. It mak3s m3 wanna play it 3v3n mor3

[@awesis]

YESSSS

[@enderwalkgang]

Yes I just y e s

[@andyizded]

we’re all lesbians!

[@Downfall466]

Where is the audio from?

[@ImsoFslurrn]

I'M LATE AS FUCK- BUT THIS IS CANNON CAUSE YES-

[@mayorkoopbob]

Where did the audio come from??

[@TattooedMercury]

paraYEET Came from a skit! I think it’s called “Mr D - You can all be Lesbians”

[@mayorkoopbob]

Oh thanks

[@fishy658]

!!!

[@UDIBro]

This is mr. d btw th-cam.com/video/QIBwSHZAOU0/w-d-xo.html

[@jameskb1623]

oh wait it from 2018? well is it too late to ask for subtitle for deaf people?

[@demoncat3503]

Penus

[@Tango_Raptor]

Crack where

[@morgankasper5227]

no he said "Crack Whore"

[@decidueye_drawz2070]

Isawzebruhimgonnacry

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

Trans kakaro