Wicked looks wickedly good
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
- The Wizard of Oz changed the world of cinema. Now it is time for Wicked to change the world.
The smash hit Broadway musical rights the wrongs of The Wizard of Oz and paves a new way forward for modern moviemaking.
This film will make dozens of dollars.
I'm ecstatic that green, black, she/hers, can finally see themselves on screen! I may have cried.
I am in tears as I type this. Green/black representation at last. Martin Luther king would be proud.
This is saving lives!
I now await blue/brown representation.
I'm green and black and feel represented at last
I knew this would be stunning and brave once I saw the black green witch.
It's about time.
Usually the bad person in woke movies is an old rich white guy... So I'm guessing the green/black wicked witch turns out being the hero/anti hero... And the munchkins either don't exist or are just "magical creatures" now... The old white wizard turns out to be the bad guy and gets shamed by the wicked witch and Dorothy for his toxic masculinity and the scare crow, tin man, and lion are all gender and race swapped now. Can't wait! 😅😂. Oh and the flying monkeys will be replaced with flying old rich white guys.
Wizard reparations.
Its amazing in almost EVERY movie and TV show these days , in every. single. scene. they pack in this mega diverified cast of extras who would never be together. Everything looks the same. So sterile and dead. Art is dead. From mountain towns, to secluded islands, to honestly just every setting, every race and color on earth HAS to be shown for the DEI overlords. It pulls you right out of the show. Pandering pandering pandering.
It looks sooo damn fake because nothing on earth looks like this except maybe Times Square on lunch hour.
Again Art is dead.
Try telling Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Michelangelo, da Vinci, Hemmingway, Keats, Melville, Tolkien, Tolstoy, Shakespeare, the great filmmakers in history, that their works must be DEI approved.
That they must contain their stories and vision and arts to representation and skin color and what people do with their groins. Never. They embodied true art, the true passion
of the human heart and human spirit. The people above could NEVER be contained. Their creativity exploded to gift us with wonders. Todays creativity is put into a DEI box
and gifts us woke shit to gag on.
Woke Hollywood, music, gaming, comics, board games, card games? They are dead. They are sterile. They are NOT art. They are DEI propaganda pieces
to erase white people, their history, culture, myths, legends, fairy tales, and in time as we see at our USA border and all across Europe - White people themselves.
There is power behind this. Power and BIG money and influence.
Wokizzard of Oz
Black Mint.
Gamora really let herself go.
At least princess Fiona went to a SPA...
Green don't crack or something like that
😂
No, that was Thanos.
Ha, very good
What a diverse film. I nearly forgot I'm a human being.
You're not. You're a receptacle for product. Keep shoveling it into your face.
You, too? So did i. From this day forward, I shall identify as a hideous green sjw. Where's my broom?
Gotta fill that quota.
This movie will save lives.
We're getting out of the hood with this one.
Yes, there will be less car accidents because everyone will be staying home.
All I know is my half black daughter will now be able to see herself....in....the wicked witch of the west.....side????
😂😂
I feel seen
Once I saw the diverse witch I boke into tears and I could not stop crying at the relief I felt that all of the wrongs of the past were finally being addressed!!!! Not even my wife's boyfriend could comfort me as I lay on the ground weeping!! PRAISE BE TO HOLLYWOOD!!!! Think of the lives this movie will save!!!!
@@R.P.-hw2rq So she´s basically Bo-Karen Kryze from Felony´s Star Wars, but green and with magical powers. Just switch a child with her own sister.
You too? Our cycles must've been in sync that day because I was also sobbing and trembling uncontrollably while sitting in a dark corner watching this commercial trailer on my tablet to the point that I've form 2 large snot bubbles as my wife was getting "pleasured" by a few random guys that responded to her Craigslist ad. Happy wife happy life.....right? 😕
This movie may in fact bring peace to the Middle East......forever.
It will do more then that! China will release all the Muslims in their camps and children in sweat shops!
Witches for Palestine.
It will definitely help settle the border dispute between Mexico and Israel.
As long as Palestine is occupied by the Europeans, no peace is possible. As they exterminated native americans and native australians, the europeans will exterminate the middle easterns then the asians, Israel is just the beginning of the European takeover of the middle east and asia.
This movie will kick Chuck Norris in the face-hole
Let's hope Wicked continues the use of asbestos snow
😂
I wonder if anyone will hang themselves?
Man the production for that movie was cursed.
@jacquelineking5783 the audience will
Shrek 5 is shaping up to be awesome.
😂😂😂
Wicked? No... WOCKED! As it should be!
AFter the stunning success of Maleficient, the magic formula is back, greater and better than ever!
but now for modern audiences*
@@joaolucassantosviegas3334 This movie will destroy box office records with stagering 40 bucks and 36 cents. So good nobody will dare to pirate it.
Mark my words!
You mispelled blacker. Check your privilege yt(are you white?) person.
Maleficient was good, that's the problem.
They hold hands and become friends and scissored all night.
If that happened I might actually watch it, let's be real.
Lets play 'guess how much this will lose Universal'
Lol looks like they paid a pretty penny making it to. Sheet, the actors alone like Jeff and Ari r more then it will make lol. I bet they lose (n I don't no the budget) but let's say 200 millions roughly. Which seems to be a win for them now in days for some reason.
My prediction is a 220 million budget. It will make 580-630 million at the box office.
@@kurtdewittphoto It this woke pile of shit even gets close to breaking even, I'll be shocked...
I think it will actually make a lot. There are a lot of Wicked fans out there 🤷🏻♂️
@@kurtdewittphotoThey had a budget of 140 million. The teaser created quite a buzz, social media went nuts! Like anything else, you get the good and bad reactions. You cannot please everyone. I liked the teaser very much. I will definitely watch it.❤
This movie saved my marriage
My wife’s husband and me got into a spat, and once we saw the trailer, we forgot what our spat was about
I still caved in his head with my Nintendo switch he bought me for Santa Day (we don’t say Chr*tmas, it’s offensive and perpetuates white supremacy) and I lost my Zelda save file
Just shave your damn neckbeard already, consumer.
LOLOLOL
I got so invested in this story. Which Zelda game?
@@phoebeatears of the kingdom
I'm glad you knocked some sense into him, but it's a shame you lost your Zelda save. He should buy you a PS5 Pro to make amends.@@Tomas_France_
They painted Booker T green stunning and brave to the max!
DUDE OMG IM DYING 😂🤣
@@peytonhardin Im still laughing at that…. 🤣😂
You're not funny. You're corny asf.
Every straight man I know plans to see this.
Conversion therapy in reverse.
So none?
Straight man, no such thing
I am literally crying and shaking. So stunning and brave!
5 seconds in and I already know the bad guy is Oz
The brilliance of knowing the real enemy is the patriarchy shows the writers are the creme of the crop
This is a very popular Broadway musical adapted to film. Oz is not a villain, no actually he’s the wicked witches’ father and there’s a touching reunion between them. Because in this one the witch isn’t evil. It’s actually a really good musical of its own merit. I don’t expect this movie to be good at all with these terrible casting choices, I’m just trying to provide context.
@thatperformer3879 modern writers can improve upon anything
So they're making Oz black. Gotcha
@@thatperformer3879 What exactly makes this cast awful? It is star studded with multiple music and acting awards between them. This film could very much give Cynthia her EGOT.
The bad guy is actually the Wizard’s female advisor.
“She’s just misunderstood”
“Well they’re oppressed”
“My child’s a good little girl, on Jesus”
“Nah officer, those my glass slippers I ain’t steal nuffin’”
Whenever my boy posts a video about a show or movie I know what I won't be watching, keep up the great work Critic of Woketernity
The Rosa Parks of Wicked Witches.
With hindsight I can now see that the book, and then the Broadway musical, were omens of horrible things to come.
I must admit that the Wicked musical is great. Unfortunately, it contributed to the intense transformation of villains into "misunderstood" and "tragic" characters. Frozen with the Ice Queen, Maleficent or Cruella.
Something baaaaad... Sorry, "bad" - Happening in Hollywood?
My favourite part of the trailer was when whoopie Goldberg said “that’s the thing am always angry” and turns green and SMASHES the patriarchy with one punch 🤜🏿💥
So stunning..so brave 😢
Was the wicked witch also cat-called in the street!? The horror!
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@pedolover69Yes, it's sarcasm. Copypasta too. It's been circulating for years.
An oldie, but a Goldie. Gotta keep it circulating. To thank 12% of our great population.
Anyone sick and tired of misunderstood yet lovable villains? I am.
They gave Maleficent and Cruella the dumbest, most pathetic reasons to do the most heinous things imaginable. Were you wronged by a silly teenage boy?? Fine. Wait until he has a newborn and then curse that innocent little girl. Sounds fair.... Accountability? That's for the patriarchs
@@LukeLovesRose Son, you need help or something constructive to do.
@@jimmerhardy Why?
@@LukeLovesRose Why? It's lazy writing, done way too often. Plus it's boring when there aren't any stakes, no real threat. Pablum.
@@jimmerhardy I dont think you understand sarcasm
This is that one movie that's gonna change the world
Man, you can feel that blackness radiating under green paint...
WE WUZ WIZARDZ!!!!!
WE WUZ ARAYNZZZ
Looks like the house landed on her nose.
Maybe, just maybe, this will be the film that finally finds that elusive, modern audience we've all been hearing so much about.
As a very wise frog once said to his frens, it’s not easy being green.
"It's not easy being green."
- Kermit Thee Frog
Hey... it's a frog eat frog world.
Great, the witches are gay for eachother. So modern, SO bold.
This movie is gonna be so good that it will defy gravity.
That witch nose makeup is better than the original version. Very witchy
Yes the "bell pepper nose" in a green color is totally WTF.
😂
Yes I'm that guy.
No I don't care anymore.
Bell pepper nose 😂😂😂😂
Green-washing? Anyone?
I'll get my coat.
How will the emerald city handle the huge uptick in violent crime ?
Ah yes, the movie based on a play based on a movie based on a book.
Yes
"How will she make sandwiches ... " literally made me burst out laughing.
05:27 "No woman - wicked or otherwise - should've had to sit on cleaning supplies ever again."
I can't wait to forget to go see this movie!!!
Yes same 😂
Cerified Box office death
No. It's gonna be a huge box office success.
@@Rozziefeatherschneider lol omg thanks for the laugh... needed ghats today
I saw this commercial and told my wife I couldn't wait to see u do a video on it lmao. Hollywood is pure Garbage.
I'm Green too after seeing the trailer.. 🤢
So stunning and brave I can’t wait to watch this break records at the box office. Also Grande going full circle back to white is absolutely amazing
Excellence has a new name with yet another cinematic milestone that sends a message we all need to hear. The patriarchy won't last long after this drops!
I call it Greenfacing, that's highly concerning at least 😢
As a fan of the broadway show, I won’t be seeing this. No thanks.
Exactly, Ariana as Glinda? A black Elphaba? Yuck. They don’t got shit on Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel. I’m sure the singing and acting will be terrible.
@@thatperformer3879 An adaptation of a musical can be a high-budget animation and the character voices should remain the same.
"You won't like her when she's angry," while in retrospect the most obvious joke... is also stupidly hilarious. Loooool. Changes the whole tone of the trailer for me.
This movie is gonna be amazing and successful. All the prejudice, corny, and pathetic commenters can hate on a black woman playing a green witch but it won't stop this films success.
Truly one of the movies of all time.
I was at an advanced screening last Tuesday. The moment everyone white took the knee and said “green lives matter” was very moving.
Whereas the original ‘Wizard of Oz’ movie merely took us over the rainbow, this movie will surely take us OVER 9,000!!!!!!!
i burst in laughter when i saw that the witch was black... i mean..
Why does the actor skin color matter if she’s green?? It’s like they wanted us to know she was black by having someone with exaggerated features. Still seems so called racist, no?
Why does it matter? She’s green. It’s a fictional magic world. Get over yourself
@@dehistoriapisciumfish7639 because you wouldn’t say the same if it was the other way around 😆😆 that’s the point ..
She doesn't look like she has green skin. She looks like she is wearing poorly shaded makeup.
And a bad wig too.
I was confused a bit cause I thought "wasn't she a bad character?" But then I saw that she's playing by a black woman then it dawn on me "she probably being misunderstood" 😂
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this looked woke af the moment the trailer began
They should remake blazing saddles 😂
Lmao don't!
@@TheCollapse410 can you imagine that would be so awesome
@@marcuslegion3654 lol it would be hilarious. In the complete opposite way.
@@TheCollapse410 the snowflakes would lose their shit.
I think it's a bout time we got a remake of Three Stooges... with the new DEI casting requirements, of course.
Recasting the Wicked Witch of the West as the hero is like casting Ronald McDonald to play the Joker. Disney once again destroys an iconic character.
Wicked doesn’t belong to Disney. In fact, Disney doesn’t own Wicked
Um isn’t that like the whole point of Wicked though like the play? It’s the origin of how she became evil and she was originally just an innocent person who was mocked by everyone because of her skin color
They are not the same clown?! My goodness, I was so mistaken...
@@IndecisiveJR the original musical of wicked is great. Lets see if this movie butchers it or not.
Umm this is based off a musical which is based off a book series that came out like 20 years ago. Disney didn’t do shit
The Wicked Witch of the West is an iconic villain in cinematic history, because she is EVIL. They need to stop trying to make villains sympathetic. It is boring and tired and I'm sick of it..
Gamora didn't die for this 💀🙏🙏
The witch looks like a turtle.
a ninja one
I’ve never laughed out loud before so many times from a TH-camr. The delivery is perfect . Thank you
It is so brave and diverse
That Jeff Goldblum part is comedic and poetic gold
This is a creative way to get around TH-cam's censorship bias.
The world is finally saved
Looks like She-hulk Season 3.
The Witch ain't finna sit at the back of the broomstick
6:17 I know it is hard to believe but this isn't a Disney movie, it's Universal
You know, I think Wicked was the one that started this "Villains are the heros" Trend. First it came out as a book, then someone in broadway used it to push modern politics in the form of music. Then they did a Jafar musical, one of the songs in the broadway has the "Im a woman and they cant keep me down" prelude to Frozen and Aladdin, then they made Maleficent, then Cruella. It's the patient zero of modern culture. Ironicly the book turns it so everyone else is to blame but the witch. And in the musical, the reason she is green is because her parents get freaky while drinking questionable green alcohol and her younger sister is wheelchair bound. Perhaps nobody cared because pandering had not done well before it. (This is coming from a person whose mom and sister loved it so much anytime the car was driving, Wicked was playing.)
Wicked is a decent Broadway musical though it’s not a good way of understanding the actual Oz characters
@@matityaloran9157 All the characters were tainted and changed in the book. Even the Broadway took it farther.
She curses the Tinman and he became made of metal so he cannot be hurt, but in the book she cursed his axe so he cut off his own body parts. It was only due to a tinsmith replacing his body that he was not left a limbless mass. The original books are rather dark. Like when Tinman cuts the heads off the wolves attacking Dorothy.
@@TheWaterdog6 I have read the (L. Frank Baum) books and it was the Wicked Witch of the East who cursed Nick Chopper’s axe not the Wicked Witch of the West. (Incidentally, Baum said his goal in writing Oz was to give children the wonder of fairy tales but without the nightmares.)
@@matityaloran9157 And they say she was so innocent. Though, its easy to get east and west mixed up.
@@TheWaterdog6 The 1939 movie made Glinda the Witch of the North (she’s actually the Witch of the South) so it’s not surprising that people are confused about the details.
Boy, they really screwed this up. The nose is supposed to be long and point, not flat and wide.
Oh man I can't wait for this to finally come out so I can NOT watch it. 🙂
The scream Arianna does at 3:11 sounds straight out of a 90's dance track. 😂
This movie is a step forward
4:51 the white man is the main love interest
Never saw the play, but I read the book about a decade ago. A lot of weird sex stuff. I used to be mystified why a sub par story with extraneous and disturbing sex scenes was lionized by the mainstream media. But then the last 4 years happened and I realized that sub par stories about women involving deviant sex is exactly what mainstream media loves.
The play cut out all those parts
Just found out about it. What the hell that's messed up
@@gigiizzy5651 I never read Maguire’s book (though I did read Baum’s). Even though the play is nothing like Baum’s book or the Judy Garland movie, it’s still a decent play.
Can't we just leave what's already perfect alone? I saw the musical in London when I was about 12, and it blew me away because people had gotten together and poured everything into making it the best show they could, no cgi, no green screens, no inorganically inserted politics, nothing, just raw talent real sets, real music and real voices, and it actually did tell a story of discrimination, told in a way that made sense to the world in which it is told. This will be tacky, overloaded with headachey special effects, and the singing will be cringe and auto-tuned. I'm also guessing that they're going to do away with Elphaba's romantic subplot, for the usual litany of reasons that they give for those sorts of decisions, or they'll keep it, but make Fiyero a boneless, gutless wimp who fawns over her and does whatever she says.
Nice to see Edgar Winters granddaughter get a starring role
Did anyone saw that the men are wearing dresses 😂😂😂
Your video are so funny they are a true pleasure to watch 👍🤣🤣🤣
That's GREENFACING! Get her!
I hated the original Wicked. Outside of the music, the story was utter ass. Trying to make the Wicked Witch of the West sympathetic and misunderstood was beyond stupid to me (that, along with making the Scarecrow a cursed prince that also happened to be the Witch's former lover). Nothing about the original character warranted it, nor did she come off nor was it written as some misunderstood character. She was straight up evil, and that's made her character enjoyable. Disney tried to do the same with Maleficent in their live-action movies, which were also just as stupid for the same reasons. Not every bad guy is suited for the symathetic and misunderstood angle. Some bad guys are just more enjoyable and work better just being straight up bad and nothing else. Whether that's the original Wicked Witch, the original animated Maleficent, Palpatine from Star Wars, Voldemort from Harry Potter, or even Jack Horner from Puss & Boots.
all jokes aside it actually looks really good
All that is missing from this video is a GIGANTIC fart sound right at the end…
This film will save me the price of a ticket! thanks film.
Green lives matter! wishing you a great year, The Woke Critic! I love to re-watch your previous videos, your words are so poetic as a sort of Woke Whitman, err, Whitperson.
I know your videos are satirical. But I can’t help but always get this slight feeling of sadness, knowing that they are wanting to erase decades of cinema because it’s “outdated”
the word you're looking for isn't "outdated" it's "racist," hope that helps! cute reminder that they painted white people brown in west side story because they didn't want to cast latino actors.
OMG they went Green Face!!!
This video goes to show that research goes a long way to prevent falling embarrassingly short of the truth.
I am eagerly awaiting the Met's production of "Porgy and Bess" with an all white or all Asian cast.
There's already a black version of THE WIZARD OF OZ, it's called THE WIZ & it featured Diana Ross & Michael Jackson.
Then it is a good thing this isn't the Wizard of Oz.
And if it came out today you’d probably hate it and call it woke.
at this point I'm thinking there ain't no way all these shitty woke high budgets movies aren't some sort of money laundering scheme.
The title had me
It ain’t easy bein green- 🐸
Bish please- 🧙♀️
Reflection of myself
Reflection of myself
Reflection of myself
Adaptation level "Cats" 😆
Rightist callling a movie woke for literally having only one black character. I CANT😭😭😭😭
Finally a film where at least a few minorities are represented after all this time...