I just love the sheer amount of disclaimers, Doug REALLY wants you to know that trusting thousands of weirdly coordinated people is a bad financial decision
the most baffling thing about DougDoug's content is he makes twitch chat seem like a fun place to be in. Most twitch streamers have the absolute cesspool of chats.
Most chats are like giving a room full of chimps grenades with loose pins. DougDoug chat is like giving a room full of chimps shaped explosives but the detonation is decided by NovelAI.
@arciks11 Nah man have you been to his streams? I mean you always get that one idiot in the chat who says something stupid but mostly it’s very positive! Everyone is supportive and the vibes are 90 percent good
@@arciks11 I genuinely can't think of a better twitch chat, especially on a stream with more than 5k concurrent viewers. I can think of a few more wholesome chats, but Doug's is both funny and supportive, and honestly he wouldn't be quite as successful as he is without such a unique twitch community.
The crazy thing is that the Twitch Chat portfolio outperformed the S&P 500 in 2022, which is considered a safe index for long-term investing and used as a benchmark for comparing how portfolios and funds perform. Twitch chat portfolio had a return of -18% but the S&P 500 had a return of -19.6% in 2022. It could be fun to let the portfolio ride or have twitch chat reallocate assets each year and see how it stacks up over time.
I honestly love just how willing everyone Doug called was to encourage him to invest his money in the most irresponsible way he possibly could. We owe so much to the people willing to enable Doug’s behavior.
As a guy who keeps an eye on stocks, I was cracking up seeing the ones chat chose. Netflix tried to crack down on password sharing, people got pissed at Nvidia for cooperate greed, Hasbro tried to get rid of the open license for D&D, etc. DougDoug really chose one of the worst years and chat chose some of the worst companies for investment.
20:08 He gets normal answers from his friend and his mom, but as soon as he calls Davy Wreden, creator of the Stanley Parable, the guy immediately takes the opportunity to make jokes instead, so beautiful.
It's the reason why prices bounce around round numbers. Most actual investors have price limits for buying/selling, and they tend to pick round numbers and 420/42/69
And this, is why Doug needs to win the most creative content category in the streamer awards UPDATE: WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON. ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
I like how whenever Doug calls Parkzer,he always tries to get him to say “I love you” back,but when Davey tries to get Doug to say “I love you” back,Doug just ignores it and moves on
Watching you invest in Hasbro a year ago and being a Magic: the Gathering player brought a tear my eye. Chris Cox being the reason your brother made up his mind on it is absolutely perfect. A big oof.
buy low sell high now we just gotta pray they ever hit a high ever again or if they cancelled it after two seasons like everything else that isn’t Stranger Things
This was absolutely hilarious to watch knowing what was about to happen with some of these companies. Like Hasbro has just been rocked with awful stories and has plummeted, Netflix has blown both their legs off, and Putin exists. I was laughing my ass off at Chat’s misfortune.
It's quite good knowing what's about to happen with some of this companies, but we all do not have to depend on a particular company to help us make some Cash. I suggest we could make our own money through investment. I took that decision a year ago, i can proud boast of my portfolio. What do you think??
The reason why hasbro and netflix are doing that is because the stakeholder are vote to do it. That the reason why most comapny are greddy because they want to maximize stakeholder profit
@@Fauzanarief-n7i quite true but isn't really a great move. As it would affect a whole lot of people. That's actually mire reason i prefer trading/investing with an AI trading platform. Saves time and risk.
no he's really not. intrusive thoughts are not the same thing as impulses. an impulse is something stupid that you sort of want to do to see how it turns out. an intrusive thought is something that you think of against your will that you really don't want to happen.
@@StreakZ-sb1pr yeah they're not the same thing. An intrusive thought is thinking about stabbing your family when chopping fruit with a knife. And impulsive thought is dying your hair at 3am without alot of second thought
Started dying when Doug can openly confesses his love to Parkzer but can't say it back to his own brother He got his priorities straight, now we all have to
This seemed like a very financially responsible thing to do. Unfortunately I don’t have myself a twitch chat but I DO have a 11 year old sister with adhd who knows absolutely nothing about money, so basically the same thing. Time to invest.
I did this too in my 9th grade math class! I stopped going to school at the end of October and switched schools for 10th grade so I have no idea how I did! FOREVER UNKNOWN INVESTMENT STATUS POG!!!!!
How is there an Individual weirder than Doug itself and it turns out he is his brother. I feel like we are stearing towards a "I love you chase" between Davie, Doug and parkzer and i am here for it
next up on dougdoug's channel "I decided to become my Twitch Chat's form of life" and they just tell everything what he has to do ; like yelling RIGGED all the time
Hey Doug, I really loved the highly scientific process to determine the investment amounts. Do you think Skyrim arranged battles are better or worse than SSB cpu random items on? Also are the items necessary for reproducing results? I usually play without items. Thanks for your input!
thanks doug, trusting the trained professionals in chat helped me lose the entirety of my sons college tuition, jokes on him though after the divorce he’s no longer my problem
Thank god for the 1800 legal disclaimers, on 1799 I was about to put my life savings into Pete the plumber, but then I realized that I shouldn’t wager my financial stability on peggle, thanks Doug for clearing the air
Honestly doug ur my favourite youtuber I've been watching since the first but explained with food videos and i think ur just a great example for other TH-camr. not selling out,original,not trend dependent and consistent and also pretty fucking funny love ur vids man keep up the good work
@@cathalmolloy2002 yup. Kneecapped Melvin capital by triggering a short squeeze due to overleveraged positions on put options against gamestop. Funniest shit.
I don't believe they crashed the stock market. Just reddit invested in what most "professional" financial advisors thought was a failing stock. They got pissed and complained. Robinhood to appease the actual people who make them money froze the stock. To be clear, Robinhood made money by letting people trade for free, then selling the buying trends of their users. Their users didn't make them money; they were the product.
you should do this again but have an ai pick random stock tickers and have chat vote over it. just to get some crazy shit no one would think of otherwise
fun fact: If DougDoug didn't sell any of those stocks until today his portfolio would be up to $12,328.11, which makes for an Annualized ROI of around 8-9%, about the same efficiency as the S&P500
There's been a couple of times where people let random animals invest in the stock market. From a cat to a monkey to a fish. I wonder where Twitch chat falls on that spectrum
Imagine if twitch chat managed to start a multi platform meme that wound up influencing the stock market and make Doug the richest man alive. At this point I wouldn't put it past us.
You are describing the wallstreetbets subreddit, memes check, influencing the entire market check, making very very specific people rich check, everyone else losing tons of money - check check check.
How is this channel so consistently entertaining and all over the place at the same time. I never watch videos this long all the way through except for the Dougdoug channel
i would argue that it is a very bad thing considering that we're talking about the same chat that blew hours and hours of their life in the form of channel points to play a zorbees ad
Ahhh finally Doug gets the "I love you" treatment back from his bro, all those times he gave that to Parkzer now he knows the awkwardness of being on the recieving end
@@placeholderdoe the dnd scandal was with the Open Gaming License (OGL). Hasbro wanted to revoke the OGL which would make 3rd party content (homebrew) belong to Hasbro, or at the very least they can take a cut of the profits. This, of course, made everyone upset. DnD beyond subscriptions were withdrawn, people started looking at different ttrpgs if it fully went into effect, even the dnd movie is now not looking good because of this. There was confirmation they won't revoke the ogl but the damage has been done
@@vdsora32 so basically the 3rd party content (that I assume made dnd the best ttrpg in so many’s eyes) was going to be either destroyed or heavily limited from growing and people were reasonably appalled
It's not the game Quality it's the profits from in-game purchases and Battle passes that make a game company profitable. Hasbro also has many Mobile games like risk, uno etc
I love the "Embodiement of Twitch chat" on the Thumbnails. Really cements the idea of "The wacky adventures of Doug and Chat", and that Chat is a single hive-minded entity. If Doug makes a irl video, they could have someone wear that, and have chat vote on what they do.
DISCLAIMER: DESPITE EVERYTHING I MIGHT TELL YOU PARKZER IS NOT A LAWYER, COP, OR FINANCIAL ADVISOR (yet)
Ok
You lie
Ok
Are we really going to fall for his lies, chat?
But he is a lawyer?
Man, how could they invest in Costco and not bring up the CEO threatening to kill someone if they raised the price of the hot dog. Big pro there.
Uncontroversial dub right there
The fact that they still haven’t raised the prices in their food court is so great. Their pizza is God Tier.
It was the founder threatening the CEO, but yes unfathomably based
wasn't a scandal, any normal person would've acted the same way
What
I just love the sheer amount of disclaimers, Doug REALLY wants you to know that trusting thousands of weirdly coordinated people is a bad financial decision
Who knew?
Sometimes they're weirdly-coordinated, and sometimes, they're *weirdly* coordinated.
Not surprising to me : they are investing heavily in AI chips, and companies are willing to pay a ton of money for those.
Doug trusting 10,000 dollars to a hivemind of divorced people is certainly a very unique financial decision.
Divorced basement dwellers (prisoners) no less
Divorced lawyers without borders
And it paid off in the end.
@@anthonythetophatter2834 divorced lawyers with barriers. 6 barriers. the walls and ceiling and floor of doug's basement
Can’t be divorced if you’ve never got a girlfriend! 😎
Doug’s brother being just as nuts as Doug is always a delight
Everyone says either Chat or Parkzer is the real main character instead of Doug, but it's actually been Davey all along.
Congratulations Davey.
Identical wavelengths
@@onlysmiles4949 And other lengths too, presumably
That's Davey Wreden for you! A true legend!
He did make The Stanley Parable after all
The Nvidea Stock was probably the smartest move chat has made. When looking at the stocks a year later.
He sold before it peaked, unlucky
If he'd kept it he would have made 4x profit.
Not smart, just lucky. Gambling is gambling
@@cancerino666the stock market isn’t gambling
Just a year early lmao.
"Con: maybe a recession soon?"
Doug accidentally manages to be the most accurate economic analyst ever for approximately 10 seconds.
Only smart thing said that stream lol
voices of the void critical error?
wont be as bad as the recession 7 months from now
@@morganreenus2399 good point
@@bidoof367 don't jinx it, damn you
the most baffling thing about DougDoug's content is he makes twitch chat seem like a fun place to be in. Most twitch streamers have the absolute cesspool of chats.
Most chats are like giving a room full of chimps grenades with loose pins.
DougDoug chat is like giving a room full of chimps shaped explosives but the detonation is decided by NovelAI.
@@RedYDG and all the chimps are divorced
It's still a pretty awful chat. These edits just make them look better than they are.
@arciks11 Nah man have you been to his streams? I mean you always get that one idiot in the chat who says something stupid but mostly it’s very positive! Everyone is supportive and the vibes are 90 percent good
@@arciks11 I genuinely can't think of a better twitch chat, especially on a stream with more than 5k concurrent viewers. I can think of a few more wholesome chats, but Doug's is both funny and supportive, and honestly he wouldn't be quite as successful as he is without such a unique twitch community.
The crazy thing is that the Twitch Chat portfolio outperformed the S&P 500 in 2022, which is considered a safe index for long-term investing and used as a benchmark for comparing how portfolios and funds perform. Twitch chat portfolio had a return of -18% but the S&P 500 had a return of -19.6% in 2022. It could be fun to let the portfolio ride or have twitch chat reallocate assets each year and see how it stacks up over time.
I think we should introduce the T&C 500, Twitch & Chat 500.
what about the CB&T index
I realize that is, indeed, technically "outperforming" but not really in an impressive or "crazy" way. They still lost money, just a smidge less.
So can a cat.
Most sufficiently random pick of stocks will outperform the S&P 500 over a short period of time.
I honestly love just how willing everyone Doug called was to encourage him to invest his money in the most irresponsible way he possibly could. We owe so much to the people willing to enable Doug’s behavior.
honestly how instantly ride or die his mother and bro were in encouraging this explains a LOT about Doug and its geat
LMAO I READ “in the most responsible way he possibly could”
We could all do with more enablers in our lives. Be the change you want to see.
Thats because he told them in advance for this (most likely)
We owe so much, about $1.8k to be precise.
As a guy who keeps an eye on stocks, I was cracking up seeing the ones chat chose. Netflix tried to crack down on password sharing, people got pissed at Nvidia for cooperate greed, Hasbro tried to get rid of the open license for D&D, etc. DougDoug really chose one of the worst years and chat chose some of the worst companies for investment.
Yeah as someone from the future it makes you wince. Thats no cap.
Yeah, when he got Hasbro I winced hard
Except when it really mattered with Coca-Cola
This is why i keep all my stock in Wheat, Flour, Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Butter and Pretzel companies.
Hey man can you teach me how to git gud in investments?
21:40 I love how Dougdoug's sad that Parkzer never says he loves him back but also avoids it when his own brother says he loves him.
I love how Doug and his brother have the same relationship that Doug and Parkzer have. "I love you" "Ok bye"
It might be a family joke to say I love you to people who wont' say it back
I was going to make this comment lol
Bet Parkzer says 'I love you' to Doug's brother and he doesn't say it back; it's a loop!
E
@@TheReal1InTheBack the triangle of jilted lovers / brothers
Genuinely shocked that Doug called someone who wasn't Parkzer for any form of advice
parkzer just had a different skin on
Hey man, he called Jack the Lawyer a few times to figure out what to do with those filthy traitors Fondle and Lydia
Ayo that wheel had some good ideas tho
YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE INFERKIT?!!? MAY THE GODS OF 3 BE AGAINST YOU
@@JackFrosthawk well that was before the parkzer arc
20:08 He gets normal answers from his friend and his mom, but as soon as he calls Davy Wreden, creator of the Stanley Parable, the guy immediately takes the opportunity to make jokes instead, so beautiful.
He what he is like the what of what the Stanley what omg
@@derdurstbursch what?
@@derdurstburschwhen the
@@SomeOne-vf1rsthe when the when when
@@lukejensen9933 Yeah
Watching Chat lose their minds over Doug not saying "love you" back to his brother was beautiful
I love that he did say love you to Eddy.
Selling at 69 cents because you know everyone else is going to sell at 69 cents is a god tier play tho
I sold at 6.7 cents because I didn't think it would make it past 6.9 😐
@@DeathClawz lol
It's the reason why prices bounce around round numbers. Most actual investors have price limits for buying/selling, and they tend to pick round numbers and 420/42/69
I love how Doug and Davey just have this same kind of humour. Truly, one of the brothers
And this, is why Doug needs to win the most creative content category in the streamer awards
UPDATE: WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON.
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
Definitely
Amen
@senor_takagod true
@senor_takagod WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON
PLANNED
I like how whenever Doug calls Parkzer,he always tries to get him to say “I love you” back,but when Davey tries to get Doug to say “I love you” back,Doug just ignores it and moves on
in my personal headcanon, parkzer calls davey and says "I love you" unreciprocated to him, closing the loop
cursed love triangle
That genuinely hurt seeing Doug's brother say that and him ignore it
Now we know where he learned it from...
The DougDoug lore has spicy shipping drama
Watching you invest in Hasbro a year ago and being a Magic: the Gathering player brought a tear my eye. Chris Cox being the reason your brother made up his mind on it is absolutely perfect. A big oof.
As a D&D fan, I was deviated when I heard about the ogl. Chris Cox is really living up to the name, huh :(
THIS IS AGENT MILTON WITH THE PINKERTON- okay that memes getting old now
Look, how was I supposed to know?
What happened I don't het it
I can't believe he bought Netflix stock at like the worst possible time.
buy low sell high
now we just gotta pray they ever hit a high ever again or if they cancelled it after two seasons like everything else that isn’t Stranger Things
He really should have shorted it lol
And yet it was still the 4th best 😂😂
@YeaMan except you actually are a bot
Hasbro, too. They've been doing awful
Doug finding a way to get twitch chat to kill him financially is clearly going to be the most important Doug moment of 2023
@YeaMan Bot/liar
i see that my purchase of a billion cases of coke came in handy
This was recorded at the start of 2022 lol
@@TroboTicTac I know, but all his financial decisions truly paid off right now
"holy shit Intel stock peaked in 2000"
Yes Doug, that was right before the dot come bubble burst, their stock was massively overinflated.
parkzer is such a mood sometimes,
"how do you feel about your loss"
"fairly indifferent "
parkzer is great
“What are your feelings on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?”
“I have no strong feelings one way or the other!”
This was absolutely hilarious to watch knowing what was about to happen with some of these companies. Like Hasbro has just been rocked with awful stories and has plummeted, Netflix has blown both their legs off, and Putin exists. I was laughing my ass off at Chat’s misfortune.
It's quite good knowing what's about to happen with some of this companies, but we all do not have to depend on a particular company to help us make some Cash.
I suggest we could make our own money through investment. I took that decision a year ago, i can proud boast of my portfolio.
What do you think??
The reason why hasbro and netflix are doing that is because the stakeholder are vote to do it. That the reason why most comapny are greddy because they want to maximize stakeholder profit
@@Fauzanarief-n7i quite true but isn't really a great move.
As it would affect a whole lot of people.
That's actually mire reason i prefer trading/investing with an AI trading platform.
Saves time and risk.
Putin is a CEO of NETFLIX?!
Chat is the single reason why all of these things happened.
I love how Doug had the same reaction to his brother telling him that he loves him that Parkzer has every time Doug tells him the same thing
I was literally screaming "Don't do it" when chat voted to buy Netflix stock
who coulda predicted netflix would be making the worst decisions possible
@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet They've gotten so bored they thought it would be more fun to shoot themselves in the foot... repeatedly...
@@Jesus-101 and then in the other foot 💀
same, but with hasbro
I mean it's twitch chat who have combined financial literacy of 7 year old kid. So, That I wasn't expecting anything really tbh.
Doug is the definition of letting the intrusive thoughts win
And it's gr8 content
The intrusive thoughts are the real main characters, and we are his intrusive thoughts
no he's really not. intrusive thoughts are not the same thing as impulses. an impulse is something stupid that you sort of want to do to see how it turns out. an intrusive thought is something that you think of against your will that you really don't want to happen.
@@chloe5065 you knew what they meant
@@StreakZ-sb1pr yeah they're not the same thing. An intrusive thought is thinking about stabbing your family when chopping fruit with a knife. And impulsive thought is dying your hair at 3am without alot of second thought
NVIDIA was actually an insane investment
Edit : 2 months later, it’s even better if an investment
Nvia don't guy did not age well
Telling your friend you love him but not saying it back to your brother and hanging up is the most brotherly thing I've ever seen
Also, saying "I love you" to your brother in front of people to embarrass him is one of the most brotherly things I've seen.
Ah Twitch chat, the most intellectual entity that can solve all of your problems
Actually a hivemind of rejects that could fix your problems but will make them worse just to have a laugh
We're undefeated against Doug at chess
Hey, if you throw enough people at a problem, somethings gotta stick. It worked for the Soviets.
@@sugoistalin7809 literally it didn't the Germans were days from Stalingrad before D-Day took the pressure off the nearly-capitulated USSR
@@Tom-oj7si It's almost like... that's the joke I was making.
Coming back to this, these picks were 2 years ago and chat was absolutely cooking with some of these picks
Started dying when Doug can openly confesses his love to Parkzer but can't say it back to his own brother
He got his priorities straight, now we all have to
the bear size hypothetical was honestly probably the greatest decision making tactic of all time
Nothing makes more sense than the fact that Doug has a brother named Davy whose just as crazy as him.
Fucking crazier; did you see when DouglasDouglas had him on stream?
What a friggin nut lmao
@@andrewdowns9047also, that guy made The Stanley Parable
Want to make money despite the invasion? Analyze how large a bear each companies CEO could fight.
@@andrewdowns9047Even crazier: When Doug said his brother makes video games, he was referring to the fact that Davey created The Stanley Parable.
lmao @ nvidia being the first recommendation. That guy was onto something
This seemed like a very financially responsible thing to do. Unfortunately I don’t have myself a twitch chat but I DO have a 11 year old sister with adhd who knows absolutely nothing about money, so basically the same thing. Time to invest.
Invest in humus, it’s the future
Sorry, 11 years old is, like, 6 years more mentally mature than Twitch Chat, so your results may vary a little.
@@placeholderdoe James is that you?
@@RNJ142 he speaks the truth
Hello. What did you invest in, and how much money did you get?
I once did this at school (fake money) and every month we would check what the prices of our stocks were at. My group went from 10k to 1k.
I did this too in my 9th grade math class! I stopped going to school at the end of October and switched schools for 10th grade so I have no idea how I did! FOREVER UNKNOWN INVESTMENT STATUS POG!!!!!
dang that sucks
@@siIlyman that I switched schools?
@@auden4531 or possibly infinite gains
We did this in our class too. Every group consisted of 2 people and each group started with 50k. My group won with having 53k at the end.
Imagine if he’d held on to NVIDIA for another year.
Real
I love seeing Doug calling random people he knows and them being mostly unsurprised by his bizarre questions
Seeing him invest in Netflix a year ago is making me cry knowing what we know now.
EDIT: SAY I LOVE YOU BACK TO DAVEY DOUG
I was literally going to say this 😂
Hasbro too lmao
@Oprator Holy shit this is the best and most emotional video I’ve ever seen.
Honestly would have been a lot worse if Netflix didn't have a silver tongue.
Microsoft hurts too. I looked up that stock and it's all downhill despite what looked like a very long term exponential growth.
doug and his brother’s humor feeding off of each other on the phone call was hilarious
DougDoug is the human version of a good-on-paper idea.
I've never seen a more true comment
True
Thats not even good on paper lmao
twitch chat is like a chaotic child and doug is like a cool dad
@Not gonna lie im not a bot lmao
@@poggernogger3854 that's what a bot would say!!!
@@vauxhallfan676 actually yes i am a bot
@@poggernogger3854 i think the best part is i'm 99% sure the guy above is also a bot since i see that exact comment copy/pasted literally everywhere
@@poggernogger3854 you keep posting the exact same comment, though.
Nvidia's stock has increased 7x since he invested in it.
Yup, but he didn't keep it so he didn't get any of that.
It’s canon that Doug loves Eddie more that his brother
"Doug I love you, and I'm always here for you."
"Yeah whatever bye I gotta call eddie"
Are we just gonna ignore the flipside where he said ILY to his mom and she didn't say ILY back? Imagine being friendzoned by your own mom
@@CircaSriYak everyone loves Doug except the one person he wants😭
How is there an Individual weirder than Doug itself and it turns out he is his brother. I feel like we are stearing towards a "I love you chase" between Davie, Doug and parkzer and i am here for it
who else could’ve made the Stanley parable?
2:13 - hello from 2024 where NVidia is up 4x.
@@ShawnPitman hello from later 2024, something like 10x idrk
I like that $1,000 for an unknown amount of Netflix stock “sounds like a bargain” lol
Doug slowly letting twitch chat control his life, first his money, next his schedule
After his schedule, his _MEDICATION_
next his garments
next up on dougdoug's channel "I decided to become my Twitch Chat's form of life" and they just tell everything what he has to do ; like yelling RIGGED all the time
Don't forget furniture and decoration as well as some clothes.....I believe it's too late.
It's so insane that your brother literally designed The Stanley Parable and you're just here like "he makes video games"
‘Pro: environmentally friendly so will help Rosa’ is the strongest argument I’ve ever heard
Hey Doug, I really loved the highly scientific process to determine the investment amounts. Do you think Skyrim arranged battles are better or worse than SSB cpu random items on? Also are the items necessary for reproducing results? I usually play without items. Thanks for your input!
Bro didn't see the legal disclaimer 💀
@@iGrom Do you not understand the concept of a joke?
13:31 Might just be the best business proposal I've ever seen
thanks doug, trusting the trained professionals in chat helped me lose the entirety of my sons college tuition, jokes on him though after the divorce he’s no longer my problem
Congrats on the divorce!!
I love this kind of content. Twitch chat can do anything.
Except make Doug money
Divorced content:
if only he held nvidia even longer
Oh god, NVIDIA, Netflix, and Hasbro??? Holy shit this aged like fucking milk
NVIDIA is still a good long term investment to be honest because of AI
@@Fauzanarief-n7i And full self-driving vehicles.
Nvidia now tho lmao
lmao he made twice the money on nvidia
I think your message also aged like milk. Nvidia in the past 6 months has gone up way too much
I like how Doug will say “I love you” to Eddie and Parkzer and literally anyone else besides his own brother
0:04 Bandit Keith abridged impression
1 year ago, but I'm first like!?
Always nice to see a yugioh abridged fan!
I love that Doug refuses to say “I love you” back to his brother and Parkzer refuses to say “I love you” back to Doug.
Now Davey just needs to refuse to say “I love you” back to Parkzer and the circle is complete
Doug please do another stream with Davey. Your chemistry is amazing it’s like you guys are brothers
2:19 the guy suggesting nvidia was smart
I love how Doug always tries to get Parkzer to I love you back but doesn't say it back to his own brother lmao
10:03 had me laughing out loud given how confident Doug said he was in Netflix knowing how poorly they’ve done the past year😭
"[I feel] fairly indifferent" really just seems to summarize Parkzer given his constant tone of voice.
cannot wait to show this to my financial advisor parents and have this be their first introduction into this content.
What did they Said?
Well?
What did they say?
I’m not sure but I don’t think (s)he might have not lived to tell the tale
@@pokeprogamewho's gonna recover the body?
Thank god for the 1800 legal disclaimers, on 1799 I was about to put my life savings into Pete the plumber, but then I realized that I shouldn’t wager my financial stability on peggle, thanks Doug for clearing the air
Doug always comes up these wacky, creative ideas for videos and I love every single one of them.
Honestly doug ur my favourite youtuber I've been watching since the first but explained with food videos and i think ur just a great example for other TH-camr. not selling out,original,not trend dependent and consistent and also pretty fucking funny love ur vids man keep up the good work
This video kinda reminds me of that one time Reddit completely crashed the stock market by investing on robin hood.
Was that the GameStop one?
@@cathalmolloy2002 yup. Kneecapped Melvin capital by triggering a short squeeze due to overleveraged positions on put options against gamestop. Funniest shit.
@@vedrisca none of those phrases are real
I don't believe they crashed the stock market. Just reddit invested in what most "professional" financial advisors thought was a failing stock. They got pissed and complained. Robinhood to appease the actual people who make them money froze the stock.
To be clear, Robinhood made money by letting people trade for free, then selling the buying trends of their users. Their users didn't make them money; they were the product.
@@imperialguardsman5726 no phrases are real
The longer you take to rewatch this video the more fun it is cause you can look at the stocks and see how much it would've gone up or down by now
you should do this again but have an ai pick random stock tickers and have chat vote over it. just to get some crazy shit no one would think of otherwise
if this was recorded a year ago then that's terrifying for the Netflix stock and everything else
Edit: yes, yes it was terrifying.
i know
fun fact: If DougDoug didn't sell any of those stocks until today his portfolio would be up to $12,328.11, which makes for an Annualized ROI of around 8-9%, about the same efficiency as the S&P500
doug's mom sounds pretty normal for the person that made both doug AND davey, the two most insane men i've ever watched
To be fair, we could not predict the CEOs to drive their companies against the friggin wall.
I think Doug is genuinely the most creative, funny, and talented streamer on the entire internet, and that’s saying a lot.
Dougdoug literally not investing in gamestop and knowing what happened later on was hilariously horrible to witness
There's been a couple of times where people let random animals invest in the stock market. From a cat to a monkey to a fish.
I wonder where Twitch chat falls on that spectrum
Between phytoplankton and shrimp
There was a crypto investing hamster who would use a couple buttons to buy and sell random crypto and I think he actually made money.
Micheal Reeves done it...
@@tylercrockett7273 the only nft salesman id trust
Twitch chat definitely is on the spectrum
If Doug kept his Nvidia stock... He is probably way richer than we think right now
21:51 I love how Davey did a “I love you” goodbye thing to Doug like how Doug says “goodbye I love you” to Parkzer,
13:00 I love how all it took was for him to say it again with an exclamation mark and it convinced doug
25:05 I've watched this video so many times and even just thinking of "Yo, milk?" still makes me laugh.
Imagine if twitch chat managed to start a multi platform meme that wound up influencing the stock market and make Doug the richest man alive. At this point I wouldn't put it past us.
You are describing the wallstreetbets subreddit, memes check, influencing the entire market check, making very very specific people rich check, everyone else losing tons of money - check check check.
Doug/Davey interactions are always a goldmine.
Watching this now when NVIDIA is at 800 honestly makes me so sad that he pulled out after a year!
How is this channel so consistently entertaining and all over the place at the same time. I never watch videos this long all the way through except for the Dougdoug channel
Doug is slowly letting chat take control of his entire life, and I’m not sure if that’s a bad or good thing
"I let Twitch Chat file my taxes"
i would argue that it is a very bad thing considering that we're talking about the same chat that blew hours and hours of their life in the form of channel points to play a zorbees ad
29:45 Damn, I was fully prepared to have to wait for a year to find out the results, I didn't realise this is already it...
Ahhh finally Doug gets the "I love you" treatment back from his bro, all those times he gave that to Parkzer now he knows the awkwardness of being on the recieving end
Doug, i have a confession. I didn't get a divorce, i just put up wife and kids up as collateral for your scheme and now I'm all alone
You should of got Parkzer to use your wife and kids as a tax ride off
Bro we’re both drinkwater wtf
@@joshuadrinkwater4391 it's such an important thing to do
divorce speedrun
You know, at least they will always know you didnt think they were worthless.
This is especially funny now because if they had kept that Nvidia investment for 1 more year it would have covered all their losses and then some
It just illustrates the principal of "hold, maybe even buy when everyone else is freaking out and selling."
Parker is like the saul goodman of real life
As a Magic: The Gathering player the moment I heard "Let's invest in Hasbro" my balls shriveled. They've not been doing a good job
When it got to Hasbro, I thought of all the DnD scandals that happened
Can you please explain all the scandals?
@@placeholderdoe the dnd scandal was with the Open Gaming License (OGL). Hasbro wanted to revoke the OGL which would make 3rd party content (homebrew) belong to Hasbro, or at the very least they can take a cut of the profits. This, of course, made everyone upset. DnD beyond subscriptions were withdrawn, people started looking at different ttrpgs if it fully went into effect, even the dnd movie is now not looking good because of this. There was confirmation they won't revoke the ogl but the damage has been done
@@vdsora32 so basically the 3rd party content (that I assume made dnd the best ttrpg in so many’s eyes) was going to be either destroyed or heavily limited from growing and people were reasonably appalled
It's not the game Quality it's the profits from in-game purchases and Battle passes that make a game company profitable. Hasbro also has many Mobile games like risk, uno etc
I'm so surprised that Nvidia, the first thing that they invested actually 10x over the past 10 months
God Davey is a national treasure and we must protect him at all cost
Of course!
Of course!
Idk man I hope he stops putting lampposts everywhere
With how Doug runs his life I'm honestly amazed he hasn't choked on air while trying to get out of bed.
Should do an update video on these stocks for this year
I love the "Embodiement of Twitch chat" on the Thumbnails. Really cements the idea of "The wacky adventures of Doug and Chat", and that Chat is a single hive-minded entity.
If Doug makes a irl video, they could have someone wear that, and have chat vote on what they do.