In that situation, she should have as much chill to just accept that she played herself and endure this sober evening with grace. If not for self reflection then for the great "can you remember the evening, when I couldn't drink alcohol cause despite being 50 I looked as 18 for the waiter?"-story to tell your kids and grandkids.
and then they go on about how obvious it is that they are older, yes sure but there could be an undercover agent among any of the customers whitnessing the exchange ready fo fine or even jail me for any offence.
The "Shut up Brad" story reminds me of a video where neighbors called police because someone was screaming for help. Cops arrived to "rescue" a parrot. 😂
I know right that story was the funniest thing ever right after the story was over I just pause the video I was just imagining that Brad mumbles under his breath and then the birds go shut up Brad and so every time you made a noise they kept saying shut up Brad shut up Brad shut up Brad and then I was also imagining that he goes up to the Verizon tasks can I at least Mumble stuff about the game and the birds just go shut up Brad shut up Brad and then he just storms off and walks away and play his game
It reminds me of a story I heard from a video game arcade attendant (remember video game arcades?). One day some police officers wandered in to find out why someone was calling out "help me" from inside the arcade, but it turned out to be a "space rescue" video game where the "people" are being kidnapped by alien ships and they yell "help me" in a squeaky voice as they're grabbed. :) (You're supposed to shoot down the alien ships before they can grab the people, or shoot them after and then dive down in your ship and catch the falling person)
@Doug Smithart I have 3 step kids. When I was first married, the kids biological father called CPS on us several times. CPS came and checked out the situation - and never took any action against us - ie never took the kids. So you must have some experience with either bad CPS that don't actually check out the situation. Or the situation was worse than you thought.
@KvAT IIRC, CPS does not really cover child kidnapping cases by family as that is viewed as a serious crime and not neglect/abuse in the traditional sense.
@@scratchmyback1 Yeah I mean exceptions prove the rule, but at least in my state a household has to be really bad for a child to be taken out of the home. CPS is always going to try to keep the child with the legal (most often biological) family. I work in human services and I have seen plenty of times a child probably shouldn't have been kept with the biological parents, but I have never seen a time when they were taken when they shouldn't have been. And again, I'm sure states vary, but in my state it is basically impossible for a "family enemy" to get a child taken away from their family with just a phone call - there has to be something really going on.
I remember this story where neighbors called the police when they heard a woman shriek then a man threatening to kill someone. Turns out it was a man who shrieked when he saw a spider and then proceeded to yell at said spider that he was going to kill it.
pro-tip: If you have birds and want them to shut up, instead of yelling at them, put a blanket over them. When it's dark, birds stop chirping because they don't want to alert predators to their presence and they can't see in the dark.
The kid who screamed at the spider and throw a shoe at it made me literally spit my drink laughing How feminine is his scream that they called police over it
I was expecting the last story to be one of those “I don’t need to see your ID because you look WAAAAY over 21” digs, but to have it be one where she draws attention to the fact she wasn’t carrying her card was a surprise 😂
@@fettycheese2498 Well just keep learning there's a lot more of experience to go around and not only about keeping your mouth shut at certain times. I mean I know that far too well such as being very careful with whom you put trust in or even say a secret to
Does this happen in America, or? Because in the UK and Ireland we have a policy called "think 25", where we don't ask for ID if we think the purchaser is above 25. And I, a 21 year old Male must looks at least 25 because I am NEVER asked for ID. Bars or shops. So the concept of denying a person that's clearly half a fecking century old alcohol utterly flabberghasts me. So, I plead ignorance. Is this an American, Canadian thing?
@@jacobagnew658 So I worked at a liquor store and it's basically like that where we ID if they look like 25 or younger. But I tended to play it safe and ID just in case. And in groups if we ask for one ID we need to get all of their ID's just as a precaution. That's at least my experience with it
I mean, she got on OP's case when OP stated that "the kids are screaming all the time", basically calling the guy a racist..and then when OP did report to her the thing she got him on his case for, she calls it harassment?
@BMT Sadly racism happens both ways just the hispanic community seems to think it happens to them more than it does. I am not saying it doesn't the reports i hear just seem to state them they feel like it does more than the black community. Due to history of the USA the majority of blacks or in almost permanent poverty. Also police racism ingrained into police culture from back then too. You also have asian racism that i just can't wrap my head around how or why it happens.IF you go online you will get ALOT of blaming white cis males for almost everything happening instead of blaming the person who did it. Then you have the thing of some people just do not care weather or not anyone is screaming at all ever no matter who is screaming. The reason why hispanics think it happens to them more is they still live super close together that they are almost on top of one another in my standards of what personal space should be while you have blacks that already learned what personal space is and want their own. So it is easier for them to only see it from a " you are pickin on me due to my race" view point instead of " you are picking on me due to something that i did" view point.
@@yumri4 unfortunately I can agree with. I still hear that racist bullshit all the time and what's even funnier is most hispanics are just as racist as the people they complain about so go figure.
@@yumri4 "Sadly racism happens both ways just the hispanic community seems to think it happens to them more than it does." Not only the Hispanic, the Black/Browns and Asians too, it is like the Sexism for Woman, they just see the sexism against them self and even when there isn't any sexism but not against Males. It is a problem what starts with the movements like SJW's, Feminism, Black life matters and even Demokrats are thinking like that. The problem is that there are people with some privilages think that they don't have any Privilages and becouse of that they take the privilage to call some one a racism or sexism for non racist or sexist stuff. And its not only America, Europe has the problem too, we have the same kind of SJW's and Feminisms and we have the Antifa. There is a story on Entiteld Parents too where a Korean guy is writing about a Kid and a Woman who is Saying that they Should talk in English becouse they are in America, btw the english of the Korean was good and his Friend who just moved ther and lifed there for a month could only say stuff like, Sorry, Hallo, how are you and stuff like that (the easy School stuff) and I think the Woman was right, becouse a person who lifed in a other country and didn't learn anything new to say in a Month should talk much more english and yes, talking in an other language and laughing can look like that you are making fun out of someone and I think he was a little pissed that the woman said Chinese and not Korean, and I have to say it is hard to tell if someone comes from China, Korea or Japan as example by just hearing the language and seeing the person, when you don't know the difference. The Main Commants under the video who are talking about this story are like, and America isn't using his own language, American Sign language is the only american language and stuff like that, it is sad that everyone has too write that Americans shouldn't be in America becouse of the American Natives and that America has no right in English becouse it is not there own language.
@@hordenallimaniafan Only in youtube comments would you still find someone complaining about "SJWs and Feminists" LOL. Here is the harsh fact. Anyone and everyone is racist/classist/whatever, to a degree. From the level of essentially not at all, to blaring - this applies to anyone regardless of race. You can be African American and be particularly racist against other African Americans, or whites, or whatever ie. Thats not politics, thats just fact - I am not sure why you are scared to just come to terms with that
When I was 16, I worked at a Walmart around the 4th of July. We had to see ID to buy things like fireworks, rubber cement, cigarettes, razor blades, etc. Basically anything that shouldnt be sold to a minor without an adult. I didnt ask for ID once when someone came up to buy something (I think it was super glue or something, but it was about 13 years ago so I'm not positive). My CSM (customer service manager) threw a huge fit and gave me a warning because I didn't ID the person (if he was underage with silver hair, wrinkles and a cane, I'll eat my ps4), and told me if she catches me not IDing someone again, ill get written up and have to go through training again (that's a 5 hour period of sitting in front of a computer and I didnt want to do it again). So I said fine. Two nights later, someone came in my lane to buy fireworks. I asked for ID, even though this woman was CLEARLY over 18. She said she was flattered but obviously was over age, and shouldnt have to show her ID. I apologized and said "Ma'am, I need your ID or I can't sell you the fireworks. Store policy." She didnt have her ID with her, and got frustrated. She was probably closer to 80 than 18, and was being denied a sale by a 16 year old girl working at Walmart. She asked to talk to my manager, so I shut off my lane light, and I called a CSM. The same CSM was working and came over, asking what was the matter. I explained that the lady did not have ID, so I couldn't sell her the fireworks. The manager gave the older lady an apologetic smile and just rang it up anyway. She pulled me aside on my 15 minute break and asked why I was refusing sale to someone clearly over age. I said "Well, you said I HAD to ID EVERYONE, regardless if they looked over age or not. I don't want written up, so I did what you said." She looked angry for a second, then laughed and said she was sorry, she understands and was just doing her job, but that she had also had a bad day when she chastised me for not carding a customer. Apparently, the head honcho was cracking down about it to her, and she wasn't doing well with the stress. She let me have a longer break to make up for taking up my time, and never said another word about it.
Finally, someone from Walmart management who's a human being. I would guess that she's dealing with the issue of working under a corporate robot. Although, I may be wrong about that last part.
I also have cockatiels and they occasionally say "thank you" when someone says "bless you" regardless of who sneezed. They also sing Happy and You Know it to any song that's being played
I know I got giggle syndrome which is a thing my family does for some reason and when there's something super funny we just we just start laughing morning going crazy on the ground they cannot do anything for like 5 minutes just keep laughing and that's what happened to me I got the giggles this is what we also call it
It might sound dumb and retarded but oh well it's something that my family does for some reason so please don't criticize me for acting kind of childish
that last story reminds me of when i worked in a bar and a lady and her daughter came in and i had asked to see the daughters ID and her mother had said that her daughter was 18 and to just serve her, i told her i couldn't unless she had her ID as she did not look 18 at all, her mother had a melt down saying she knew the owner and would get me fired unless i served them, i still told her i couldn't serve her unless she had an ID, she left with her daughter and came back 10 mins with some random guy i had never seen before claiming he was the owner and he was going to fire me unless i gave them what they wanted lol, i had to stop myself from laughing at how stupid this woman was, cause MY dad was the owner and told her as such, the look on her face when i told her that was priceless, i told her i would call my dad down if she wanted and she just grabbed her daughter and left, i feel like she tried this with me cause i'm a very small blonde girl and she probably thought i was stupid lol
This seems to have become a cliche amongst these stupid, entitled hags. I've definitely read a story like this but I don't think I've seen someone bring in a random person who they came own the store as a way to intimidate you into doing what they want you to do. Now that's part of the list. What's next?
If he HAD pulled that Mommy Dearest move AND she had a problem with wire hangers, that would be both terrifying and amusing to see. EDIT: The moment he said he wanted to gift her wire hangers, all I imaged is a Karen gripping the hangers as she screams: "No! More! Wire! Hangers! NO MORE!"
It's true. My neighbor's kids scream bloody murder when playing and at first I thought they were in serious danger, that how horrible the screams sounded. As time went by, I got so used to it that I just block it out. If one of them gets kidnapped our mauled by a dog, no one's gonna know the difference and they will be ignored.
4:01 those birds are so smart! AND THEY HAVE CRAZY GOOD MEMORY! My grandmas neighbor have one and in the early 90s my grandma got a dog that loved to run away so like every night she’d be out in her fields yelling “MOD” (the dogs name). TO THIS DAY EVERYTIME I GO OVER THERE I WOULD HEAR THE NEIGHBORS BIRD YELLING “MOD” AROUND DUSK. 30 YEARS LATER! The dog didn’t survive the 90s (it got hit on the road because it always ran away) my grandma passed in 2016 but that bird still yells “MOD” to this day. I hear it everytime I go there at dusk. I am not sure if it can see me walking up the hill to the fields and remembers or if it says it every night. No clue but it blows my mind everytime I hear it. But it’s a great reminder of my grandma 💜
"Shut up Brad" is my favorite part of the video! My brother told me he visited a friend with a parrot and tried to get it to say "beer." The parrot kept saying "cracker." After a while he complained that the bird was dumb for not saying beer when the friend laughed and said the parrot was trying to teach him to say cracker. Brother says "cracker" and the bird responds with "beer."
I have 3-4 spiders in my room all the time, when they walk on my keyboard/monitor/table I evict them from my window for breaking their corner room lease. They are allowed to eat mosquitos and flys in corner and stay the hell out of my way. If I see them walking around, they get kicked out. Selective evolution, soon I'll have my own spider army protecting me. Besides I used to have tons of mosquito bites as a kid, but now with my personal guard spiders, I didn't get stung at least 5-10 years also I almost never see fly in my room, those little fruitflies yes because they are too damn many just spawning from flowerpots by some dark evil magic or something. Maybe I'll need more spiders for those. My room spiders are 1-2cm big. They are fed well.
One time I was in my apartment playing on my GameCube (shut up I'm old) and I heard someone yelling for help. Being a good boy scout I ran outside to find out where and what. Turned out my elderly half deaf neighbor was scream-singing along to the Beatles. Hilarious and infuriating.
7:30 Mommie dearest is actually a movie about Joan Crawford, a late actor who took in 2 orphans who then after getting fired began to abuse the children. My dad would always joke about the no more wire hangers scene
Those birds remind me of what my Dad trained a male parrot named (Polly), to say something really funny at his old zoo at least 40 years ago about a female parrot (Cracker). So a Zoo keeper would ask Polly, "Hay Polly do you want Cracker?" Polly: "No, Cracker wants Polly."
R/ : *whistles* Yugo: *zooms in* Father need? R/ : No, Yugo...I didn't... Yugo: Father play?! R/ : Yugo, no. I have.... Yugo: Father play!! R/ : Puppy dog! I have to work! Yugo: Work later! Play!
the spider story is so relevant.. happened to me at 2 at morning, was watching some VOD from twitch, couldnt sleep, was in bed when i see something moving before screen, thought it was dust, but panicked, it was freaking spider, screamed too
TomSketchit I highly doubt that. He always praised Yugo interrupting him and even encouraged it. Yugo may not be a puppy anymore but his bad behavior definitely is still intact. I can only hope Rslash finely trains him properly. He doesn’t strike me as rational and accepting of his actions.
@@InsaneLaughter01 I mean, you say that, but like the OP stated it's been rare for there to have been any puppy bloopers of Yugo interrupting him as of late. Given how popular those are, it's unlikely that it's still happening and he's just not sharing them. You make it sound like he's abusing Yugo or not training him properly based on the brief audio clips of him gently chastising Yugo for wanting to play while he's working, something that dogs just do.
@@TomSketchit Cant you tell? The greatest of them all KawaiiLemon knows all concerning puppy training! They knows when you reward bad behavior because they're the number 1 omniscient veterinarian!!
Omg so far my favorite part about this is the bird story. Omg if a bird did that to my dad I think it'd be dead. When I was little I would always yell back at my dad when he was upset at me "No That's not okay!". Which he taught me and always said to me. He got embarrassed when he realized my mom was recording it all as it was still new for me to talk. Let's just say he got nicer once he realized that.
Ohohoho TH-cam didn't notify me about this, but it showed up on my main page. -TH-cam may take the Oliver from the reddit, but they cannot take the reddit from the Oliver!-
Them birds are godly, I mean that neighbourhood has constant humour whenever brad plays doom and shouts at birds expecting them to actually go away or shut up. I would never move from there if I lived there
Also, who, after coming without an ID, would get mad at the server for not checking their ID. They must have been especially vain that day and mad that the server didn't think they were younger than they actually were.
Possibly an alternate reality where logic doesn't exist. I believe that is also the same dimension that Karens came from, or rather the one where everyone always get their way, so that's why they behave as though can always have their way.
I'm sitting in my living room taking headshots and listening to this... the bird whistling woke my nephew's cockateil up and now he won't shut up... lmao!
I love hearing about Karen's getting their comeuppance! As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and for keeping us entertained during this pandemic time! Much love from Aussieland matey potatey «3
👀Maybe they don’t agree with how rslash judges the people in the stories? I mean he did shame a woman for adopting a dog and not ditching it but not the guy to manipulated his pregnant gf into an abortion then shamed her for it. Rslash doesn’t really think about the things he says so it’s no surprised some people don’t like him.
I know that scream. I must have lived in the same neighborhood because every time I'd hear that scream, I'd say the same thing. Man she sounds like she's being brutally murdered by a psychopath. What happens if that happens? People would only even realize it happened when I pointed it out. It happened so often everyone just blocked it out.
cockatiels are very smart birds and very awesome to have as housemates, except when they learn to wolf whistle/cat call you whenever you turn around/bend over to pick something up :/ I had two of them many years ago when I was a kid and they were very smart, they couldn't talk like others can, but they could mimic different types of outside birds and whatever a human could whistle, and I don't know how they learned this, but they learned how to wolf whistle. Danny and Sandy would then wolf whistle every time when I or my parents would turn our backs to their cage or bend over to pick something up. it was both startling and hilarious the first time it happened. I miss my cockatiels.
I thought it was just my neighbours with kids like that. Whenever I have visitors over they get a huge shock with all the screaming going on next door. Maybe I should start calling the cops? 😂
I hate small business politics. Not every small business was like that, but I once worked for a pizza place that was run by a couple of idiots and one waitress that was the female owner's best friend. She was cocky, witchy, and lazy and knew she would never get fired because she was friends with the owners. She ordered other employees around, insulted them, and never did any work. I complained about her because I was young and naive, and was told she was above me (she was not a manager) and when I threatened to quit they said 'don't let her win', like what does that even mean? I ended up letting her win, and walked out of that place.
I got fired from my dream job (I was front desk for an exotic veterinarian) . I was fired because my "personality just wasn't a match for the other employees").
As a Latino/hispanic, I don't live in a heavily hispanic neighborhood anymore, but used to, and holy shit I swear those kids were so close to getting decked
That last story reminds me of a story in school. Teacher goes through the register asking who has done to homework and misses one person. That person gets the teacher's attention, and when the teacher asks him if he's done the homework, it turns out he didn't.
What's your favorite subreddit?
Mine is r/Prorevenge!
I love r/Nuclearrevenge
Definitely r/Insaneparents
r/letsnotmeet or r/prorevenge
R/entitled parents
R/nice guys or girls
Karen “Why won’t you ID me?”
Waiter “May I have your ID”
Karen “I don’t have it”
Waiter “Then I can’t serve you”
Karen surprised pikachu face
so stupid. why they do this all the time
I like to imagine a Karen's "well, I never!" to the end of that.
In that situation, she should have as much chill to just accept that she played herself and endure this sober evening with grace. If not for self reflection then for the great "can you remember the evening, when I couldn't drink alcohol cause despite being 50 I looked as 18 for the waiter?"-story to tell your kids and grandkids.
and then they go on about how obvious it is that they are older, yes sure but there could be an undercover agent among any of the customers whitnessing the exchange ready fo fine or even jail me for any offence.
So Canadians also have Karens
The "Shut up Brad" story reminds me of a video where neighbors called police because someone was screaming for help. Cops arrived to "rescue" a parrot. 😂
I know right that story was the funniest thing ever right after the story was over I just pause the video I was just imagining that Brad mumbles under his breath and then the birds go shut up Brad and so every time you made a noise they kept saying shut up Brad shut up Brad shut up Brad and then I was also imagining that he goes up to the Verizon tasks can I at least Mumble stuff about the game and the birds just go shut up Brad shut up Brad and then he just storms off and walks away and play his game
Okay, the story is cool and all but I'm convinced that at 3:56 I found evidence that r/ is in fact, a cockatiel
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Reminds me of the creepy bird that sounded like a baby crying its from the daily dose of internet guy
It reminds me of a story I heard from a video game arcade attendant (remember video game arcades?). One day some police officers wandered in to find out why someone was calling out "help me" from inside the arcade, but it turned out to be a "space rescue" video game where the "people" are being kidnapped by alien ships and they yell "help me" in a squeaky voice as they're grabbed. :)
(You're supposed to shoot down the alien ships before they can grab the people, or shoot them after and then dive down in your ship and catch the falling person)
And I’m reminded of birds telling people to, “F@ck off!”
The irony of the first story is such, that the little girl probably didn’t even scream. Cause she knew the person kidnapping her. LOL
z u k u s h i m i k a Kidnapping is one of the most common crimes in the United States but 86% of them are by family taking off with there kid.
@Doug Smithart I have 3 step kids. When I was first married, the kids biological father called CPS on us several times. CPS came and checked out the situation - and never took any action against us - ie never took the kids. So you must have some experience with either bad CPS that don't actually check out the situation. Or the situation was worse than you thought.
@KvAT IIRC, CPS does not really cover child kidnapping cases by family as that is viewed as a serious crime and not neglect/abuse in the traditional sense.
@@scratchmyback1 Yeah I mean exceptions prove the rule, but at least in my state a household has to be really bad for a child to be taken out of the home. CPS is always going to try to keep the child with the legal (most often biological) family. I work in human services and I have seen plenty of times a child probably shouldn't have been kept with the biological parents, but I have never seen a time when they were taken when they shouldn't have been. And again, I'm sure states vary, but in my state it is basically impossible for a "family enemy" to get a child taken away from their family with just a phone call - there has to be something really going on.
@KvAT Correction, mothers get away with it, men and fathers are called pedos.
Lady: Why didn't you ask for my ID?
OP: Okay, may I see your ID?
Lady: *shocked Pikachu face*
I remember this story where neighbors called the police when they heard a woman shriek then a man threatening to kill someone. Turns out it was a man who shrieked when he saw a spider and then proceeded to yell at said spider that he was going to kill it.
XD Lol
I read it aloud, you made my dad laugh
I remember that simpsons episode where they thought ned killed his wife but the shriek was actually neds.
@@MV60 I was thinking Simpsons, too. 😂
Oh yea I remember that! It was so funny XD
Birds: *whistling*
Brad: *SHUT THE HELL UP!*
Birds: *SHUT UP BRAD.*
*Destruction 100*
That story fucking killed me.
😂
Maybe it's time Brad should stop yelling when he gets angry at something...
When Nature dosent love you
pro-tip:
If you have birds and want them to shut up, instead of yelling at them, put a blanket over them.
When it's dark, birds stop chirping because they don't want to alert predators to their presence and they can't see in the dark.
The kid who screamed at the spider and throw a shoe at it made me literally spit my drink laughing
How feminine is his scream that they called police over it
Honestly something like that happened to me yesterday except it was a spider in my car and I about fell out my car window trying to get away from it
Considering he was 15, his voice could still easily reach a soprano. It’s super common in young males to have high voices before and during puberty.
@@InsaneLaughter01 And fear can take your voice places it wouldn't normally go.
Shawna Burt TEA! I’ve heard many a grown man scream like a girl and it’s hilariously cute everytime.
Is it even possible to shriek in a manly-sounding way?
Haha. " You have no idea how many black men have been in my..." *insert convention commercial here
HOLY SHIT IT'S OP IN THE COMMENTS
LMAO i got an add at that moment too loooolll
Crap are you op!?!?
Same.. like great place for a commercial break!
As crappy as this pandemic is for most of us, some people really do deserve the karma. You handled it well. Probably better than I would have.
I was expecting the last story to be one of those “I don’t need to see your ID because you look WAAAAY over 21” digs, but to have it be one where she draws attention to the fact she wasn’t carrying her card was a surprise 😂
Sometimes you just gotta keep your mouth shut. I learn from experience but not enough
@@fettycheese2498 Well just keep learning there's a lot more of experience to go around and not only about keeping your mouth shut at certain times.
I mean I know that far too well such as being very careful with whom you put trust in or even say a secret to
Does this happen in America, or? Because in the UK and Ireland we have a policy called "think 25", where we don't ask for ID if we think the purchaser is above 25. And I, a 21 year old Male must looks at least 25 because I am NEVER asked for ID. Bars or shops.
So the concept of denying a person that's clearly half a fecking century old alcohol utterly flabberghasts me.
So, I plead ignorance. Is this an American, Canadian thing?
@@jacobagnew658 So I worked at a liquor store and it's basically like that where we ID if they look like 25 or younger. But I tended to play it safe and ID just in case. And in groups if we ask for one ID we need to get all of their ID's just as a precaution. That's at least my experience with it
maybe she just didn't want to drink that day
Lady: "Why won't you check my ID?"
OP: "Okay, may I see your ID, please?"
Lady: "I don't know. I didn't think I would get this far."
This is the one🤣🤣🤣🤣
OP: "claimed I was a racist"
"being one I was extremely upset"
Me: Realized he's talking about being a veteran
Can we appreciate the fact that r/slash did the whistles and the bird voice? Quality content
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I was giggling when he did that!
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“She tried to get me in trouble for harassing her” bro you literally told him to call the police when there is screaming. What did you expect?
I mean, she got on OP's case when OP stated that "the kids are screaming all the time", basically calling the guy a racist..and then when OP did report to her the thing she got him on his case for, she calls it harassment?
@BMT Sadly racism happens both ways just the hispanic community seems to think it happens to them more than it does. I am not saying it doesn't the reports i hear just seem to state them they feel like it does more than the black community. Due to history of the USA the majority of blacks or in almost permanent poverty. Also police racism ingrained into police culture from back then too. You also have asian racism that i just can't wrap my head around how or why it happens.IF you go online you will get ALOT of blaming white cis males for almost everything happening instead of blaming the person who did it.
Then you have the thing of some people just do not care weather or not anyone is screaming at all ever no matter who is screaming.
The reason why hispanics think it happens to them more is they still live super close together that they are almost on top of one another in my standards of what personal space should be while you have blacks that already learned what personal space is and want their own. So it is easier for them to only see it from a " you are pickin on me due to my race" view point instead of " you are picking on me due to something that i did" view point.
@@yumri4 unfortunately I can agree with. I still hear that racist bullshit all the time and what's even funnier is most hispanics are just as racist as the people they complain about so go figure.
@@yumri4 "Sadly racism happens both ways just the hispanic community seems to think it happens to them more than it does."
Not only the Hispanic, the Black/Browns and Asians too, it is like the Sexism for Woman, they just see the sexism against them self and even when there isn't any sexism but not against Males.
It is a problem what starts with the movements like SJW's, Feminism, Black life matters and even Demokrats are thinking like that.
The problem is that there are people with some privilages think that they don't have any Privilages and becouse of that they take the privilage to call some one a racism or sexism for non racist or sexist stuff.
And its not only America, Europe has the problem too, we have the same kind of SJW's and Feminisms and we have the Antifa.
There is a story on Entiteld Parents too where a Korean guy is writing about a Kid and a Woman who is Saying that they Should talk in English becouse they are in America, btw the english of the Korean was good and his Friend who just moved ther and lifed there for a month could only say stuff like, Sorry, Hallo, how are you and stuff like that (the easy School stuff) and I think the Woman was right, becouse a person who lifed in a other country and didn't learn anything new to say in a Month should talk much more english and yes, talking in an other language and laughing can look like that you are making fun out of someone and I think he was a little pissed that the woman said Chinese and not Korean, and I have to say it is hard to tell if someone comes from China, Korea or Japan as example by just hearing the language and seeing the person, when you don't know the difference.
The Main Commants under the video who are talking about this story are like, and America isn't using his own language, American Sign language is the only american language and stuff like that, it is sad that everyone has too write that Americans shouldn't be in America becouse of the American Natives and that America has no right in English becouse it is not there own language.
@@hordenallimaniafan Only in youtube comments would you still find someone complaining about "SJWs and Feminists" LOL.
Here is the harsh fact. Anyone and everyone is racist/classist/whatever, to a degree. From the level of essentially not at all, to blaring - this applies to anyone regardless of race. You can be African American and be particularly racist against other African Americans, or whites, or whatever ie. Thats not politics, thats just fact - I am not sure why you are scared to just come to terms with that
Hope: "If you don't like how I operate, then quit."
OP: "Fine." *Quits*
Hope: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Have this award for most predictable meme comment, bro
horrorflickguy did she eventually get fired or is she still on the job??
When I was 16, I worked at a Walmart around the 4th of July. We had to see ID to buy things like fireworks, rubber cement, cigarettes, razor blades, etc. Basically anything that shouldnt be sold to a minor without an adult. I didnt ask for ID once when someone came up to buy something (I think it was super glue or something, but it was about 13 years ago so I'm not positive). My CSM (customer service manager) threw a huge fit and gave me a warning because I didn't ID the person (if he was underage with silver hair, wrinkles and a cane, I'll eat my ps4), and told me if she catches me not IDing someone again, ill get written up and have to go through training again (that's a 5 hour period of sitting in front of a computer and I didnt want to do it again). So I said fine. Two nights later, someone came in my lane to buy fireworks. I asked for ID, even though this woman was CLEARLY over 18. She said she was flattered but obviously was over age, and shouldnt have to show her ID. I apologized and said "Ma'am, I need your ID or I can't sell you the fireworks. Store policy." She didnt have her ID with her, and got frustrated. She was probably closer to 80 than 18, and was being denied a sale by a 16 year old girl working at Walmart. She asked to talk to my manager, so I shut off my lane light, and I called a CSM. The same CSM was working and came over, asking what was the matter. I explained that the lady did not have ID, so I couldn't sell her the fireworks. The manager gave the older lady an apologetic smile and just rang it up anyway. She pulled me aside on my 15 minute break and asked why I was refusing sale to someone clearly over age. I said "Well, you said I HAD to ID EVERYONE, regardless if they looked over age or not. I don't want written up, so I did what you said." She looked angry for a second, then laughed and said she was sorry, she understands and was just doing her job, but that she had also had a bad day when she chastised me for not carding a customer. Apparently, the head honcho was cracking down about it to her, and she wasn't doing well with the stress. She let me have a longer break to make up for taking up my time, and never said another word about it.
I thought this was going somewhere else I’m glad it didn’t.
R/maliciouscompliance
Finally, someone from Walmart management who's a human being. I would guess that she's dealing with the issue of working under a corporate robot. Although, I may be wrong about that last part.
I also have cockatiels and they occasionally say "thank you" when someone says "bless you" regardless of who sneezed. They also sing Happy and You Know it to any song that's being played
When a tree sways in the wind, don't be fooled. We might be just having a rave.
I like it
Oh look a tree. How is Persephone doing on spring
y e s
Ah yes tree rave
Noted
the bird story had me giggling. I love it when they got back to him with "shut up Brad!"
I know I got giggle syndrome which is a thing my family does for some reason and when there's something super funny we just we just start laughing morning going crazy on the ground they cannot do anything for like 5 minutes just keep laughing and that's what happened to me I got the giggles this is what we also call it
It might sound dumb and retarded but oh well it's something that my family does for some reason so please don't criticize me for acting kind of childish
That was funny when the bird said shut up Brad
"Please sir, can I have some more?"
"More? You want more MalisciousCompliance?"
"Yes sir. Can I please have more?"
Oliver twist...??
Didn't expect that reference.
@@KarmicComedy Why not?? (shrugs shoulders)
@@AwesomeNinjaXD lol
“You have no idea how many black men have been in my bed”
WTF do you mean
storkie 70 watch the video
its almost like the quotation marks were used to quote something.....
Oh I nearly died. That was so good. And the descriptions of everyone's reactions really got me.
@@eggsandgrease I died reading that
Whoever this OP guy is, he must be very busy being in all these reddit posts
His name's Oliver Pfeffelfinger
that last story reminds me of when i worked in a bar and a lady and her daughter came in and i had asked to see the daughters ID and her mother had said that her daughter was 18 and to just serve her, i told her i couldn't unless she had her ID as she did not look 18 at all, her mother had a melt down saying she knew the owner and would get me fired unless i served them, i still told her i couldn't serve her unless she had an ID, she left with her daughter and came back 10 mins with some random guy i had never seen before claiming he was the owner and he was going to fire me unless i gave them what they wanted lol, i had to stop myself from laughing at how stupid this woman was, cause MY dad was the owner and told her as such, the look on her face when i told her that was priceless, i told her i would call my dad down if she wanted and she just grabbed her daughter and left, i feel like she tried this with me cause i'm a very small blonde girl and she probably thought i was stupid lol
This seems to have become a cliche amongst these stupid, entitled hags. I've definitely read a story like this but I don't think I've seen someone bring in a random person who they came own the store as a way to intimidate you into doing what they want you to do. Now that's part of the list. What's next?
If he HAD pulled that Mommy Dearest move AND she had a problem with wire hangers, that would be both terrifying and amusing to see.
EDIT: The moment he said he wanted to gift her wire hangers, all I imaged is a Karen gripping the hangers as she screams: "No! More! Wire! Hangers! NO MORE!"
14:35 that's the biggest case of "no u" I've ever heard on the internet. Thanks for that dude, made my day!
6:50 "Among Hope's countless trademark annoying traits included: breathing" - Same though.
bird saying shut up brad made me breaking into laughter
Same
I was taught very early not to scream when out playing unless somebody was trying to take me away otherwise nobody would listen.
It's true. My neighbor's kids scream bloody murder when playing and at first I thought they were in serious danger, that how horrible the screams sounded. As time went by, I got so used to it that I just block it out. If one of them gets kidnapped our mauled by a dog, no one's gonna know the difference and they will be ignored.
I wish parents would still do that. Ugh.
I was taught "if you're ever in danger, yell "FIRE!!" instead of screaming, because no one will pay attention to a scream"
4:01 those birds are so smart! AND THEY HAVE CRAZY GOOD MEMORY! My grandmas neighbor have one and in the early 90s my grandma got a dog that loved to run away so like every night she’d be out in her fields yelling “MOD” (the dogs name). TO THIS DAY EVERYTIME I GO OVER THERE I WOULD HEAR THE NEIGHBORS BIRD YELLING “MOD” AROUND DUSK. 30 YEARS LATER! The dog didn’t survive the 90s (it got hit on the road because it always ran away) my grandma passed in 2016 but that bird still yells “MOD” to this day. I hear it everytime I go there at dusk. I am not sure if it can see me walking up the hill to the fields and remembers or if it says it every night. No clue but it blows my mind everytime I hear it. But it’s a great reminder of my grandma 💜
5:56
I think that we can all agree that this OP was legendary and deserves a platinum
This had me howling with laughter!
Be careful what you wish for...
A 'Mommie Dearest' reference. That's a surprise.
Didn't know what it was. Watched the trailer. Was surprised to see there's movie about a woman acting exactly like my mother.
@@michellestella7477 and it's a true story
@@DD-d6d3 will watch it on Sunday
sucky movie ngl.
"Shut up Brad" is my favorite part of the video!
My brother told me he visited a friend with a parrot and tried to get it to say "beer." The parrot kept saying "cracker." After a while he complained that the bird was dumb for not saying beer when the friend laughed and said the parrot was trying to teach him to say cracker. Brother says "cracker" and the bird responds with "beer."
Lol
Who else can relate to the kid with spiders
Yep. Oh, god, can I relate.
I have 3-4 spiders in my room all the time, when they walk on my keyboard/monitor/table I evict them from my window for breaking their corner room lease. They are allowed to eat mosquitos and flys in corner and stay the hell out of my way. If I see them walking around, they get kicked out. Selective evolution, soon I'll have my own spider army protecting me.
Besides I used to have tons of mosquito bites as a kid, but now with my personal guard spiders, I didn't get stung at least 5-10 years also I almost never see fly in my room, those little fruitflies yes because they are too damn many just spawning from flowerpots by some dark evil magic or something. Maybe I'll need more spiders for those.
My room spiders are 1-2cm big. They are fed well.
“You have no idea how many black men have been in my bed” omg brilliant 😂
Loved the boss getting arrested and fined while the secret shopper was there, and the geezer not getting ID while not having it on her...
“You have no idea how many black men have been in my...” commercial starts. XD
Cooking Fever commercial if anyone is curious. Lol
BruhMoment
…i read your comment before that story and my dirty mind is thinking things that would make you blush 😳🤣
@@bostonrailfan2427 lol
@horrorflickguy lol
One time I was in my apartment playing on my GameCube (shut up I'm old) and I heard someone yelling for help. Being a good boy scout I ran outside to find out where and what. Turned out my elderly half deaf neighbor was scream-singing along to the Beatles. Hilarious and infuriating.
Bird(s) "whistling innocently"
Brad "SHUT THE BLEEP UP"
Bird "Shut up, Brad"
Me *laughing hysterically*
Me (In Singapore): *nearly sleeps*
My brain: Are you sleeping?
Also me: Yes, now shut up.
My brain: Rslash posted a video.
Me: *Wakes up*
Hi Singaporean here to
But I'm a night owl student
Lol 9pm is too early to sleep anyway
It's not that late it's like 10.51pm
@The real PAPPA which part of SG are you in since I'm in Johor, Malaysia and I have same timezone as Singapore
Oh hey there fellow country person
lol the thumbnail is the embodiment of Malicious Compliance, "My boss told me to change this sign so I did" just gold.
7:30 Mommie dearest is actually a movie about Joan Crawford, a late actor who took in 2 orphans who then after getting fired began to abuse the children. My dad would always joke about the no more wire hangers scene
Those birds remind me of what my Dad trained a male parrot named (Polly), to say something really funny at his old zoo at least 40 years ago about a female parrot (Cracker). So a Zoo keeper would ask Polly, "Hay Polly do you want Cracker?"
Polly: "No, Cracker wants Polly."
Rslash: New vid
Me: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Love your content, I listen to these every morning while walking my dog.
I like listening to them while out with my dog in the garden
I listen on my way to work
Alexgames 79 same
I listen while doing homework
Can you really call it _his_ content if he stole it off of Reddit?
My favourite one the the birds telling brad to shut up just imagine yelling at bird and it tells you to shut up and ignores you
8:09
Ah, so that's why Karens always ask for a manager. It's like a mutual agreement between them.
The "zombies" were actually demons
"Among Hope's countless trademark annoying traits included: breathing.." haha epic!!
I'm glad that OP's friend pressed charges for assault that's something you don't see much of on reddit
14:31 - 14:36 OP's friend: you can't fire me, i just quit 😎
When does "please and thank you" not sound like "screw you"?
I say it sometimes when I’m unsure if someone would actually do the thing I asked. So it would be like “please and thank you? Thanks”
@@AlliumTheAce ugh... you should probably stop saying it. I worked with this guy who would say it after everything and it feels so passive aggressive
R/ : *whistles*
Yugo: *zooms in* Father need?
R/ : No, Yugo...I didn't...
Yugo: Father play?!
R/ : Yugo, no. I have....
Yugo: Father play!!
R/ : Puppy dog! I have to work!
Yugo: Work later! Play!
the spider story is so relevant.. happened to me at 2 at morning, was watching some VOD from twitch, couldnt sleep, was in bed when i see something moving before screen, thought it was dust, but panicked, it was freaking spider, screamed too
Omg (3:00) the story about the cockatiels is hilarious!🤣🤣 love the r/maliciouscompliance 😆👌🏻
Hi everyone I hope you’re having a good day/night
Uno reverse
No u
To you as well!
"SHUT UP BRAD!" I lost it.
0:33 immediately imagine jake peralta and amy santiago
*Brad pleading for the birds to stfu*
Birds: SILENCE BRAD *-*
It went to an ad rigth when you said "how many black men have been in my..."
The line "You have no idea how many black men have been in my bed!" Slays me XD
@horrorflickguy for what arguing with you thats not a good idea you can go to jail for that...
@horrorflickguy ok can i get context please...
@horrorflickguy what was she yelling about?
@horrorflickguy WAIT YOUR HIM YOUR THE GAY FUNNY GUY 😱🤯
Haven’t heard any puppy bloopers lately
Probably not a puppy anymore, so the interrupting behavior has probably lessened.
TomSketchit I highly doubt that. He always praised Yugo interrupting him and even encouraged it. Yugo may not be a puppy anymore but his bad behavior definitely is still intact. I can only hope Rslash finely trains him properly. He doesn’t strike me as rational and accepting of his actions.
@@InsaneLaughter01 I mean, you say that, but like the OP stated it's been rare for there to have been any puppy bloopers of Yugo interrupting him as of late. Given how popular those are, it's unlikely that it's still happening and he's just not sharing them. You make it sound like he's abusing Yugo or not training him properly based on the brief audio clips of him gently chastising Yugo for wanting to play while he's working, something that dogs just do.
@@TomSketchit Cant you tell? The greatest of them all KawaiiLemon knows all concerning puppy training! They knows when you reward bad behavior because they're the number 1 omniscient veterinarian!!
Omg so far my favorite part about this is the bird story. Omg if a bird did that to my dad I think it'd be dead.
When I was little I would always yell back at my dad when he was upset at me "No That's not okay!".
Which he taught me and always said to me. He got embarrassed when he realized my mom was recording it all as it was still new for me to talk. Let's just say he got nicer once he realized that.
Ohohoho TH-cam didn't notify me about this, but it showed up on my main page.
-TH-cam may take the Oliver from the reddit, but they cannot take the reddit from the Oliver!-
Them birds are godly, I mean that neighbourhood has constant humour whenever brad plays doom and shouts at birds expecting them to actually go away or shut up. I would never move from there if I lived there
Who goes to a restaurant without an ID ? in which world do they live on ?
I did
I never knew restaurant needs my id. I've never been ask to show my id in any restaurant i've ever went
Me. But I don’t drink alcohol so it doesn’t matter
Also, who, after coming without an ID, would get mad at the server for not checking their ID. They must have been especially vain that day and mad that the server didn't think they were younger than they actually were.
Possibly an alternate reality where logic doesn't exist. I believe that is also the same dimension that Karens came from, or rather the one where everyone always get their way, so that's why they behave as though can always have their way.
I used to say to my mom " yes mommy dearest" it took her a long time to finally get it. Yes she deserved it.
Thanks for the upload man!
"You have no idea how many black men have been in my bed" I just about internally screamed. Beautiful.
y'know if you keep asking me to hit that subscribe button, i may just maliciously comply and hit that 'subscribed' button. ;)
It's a malicious compliance when you already are subscribed.
I'm sitting in my living room taking headshots and listening to this... the bird whistling woke my nephew's cockateil up and now he won't shut up... lmao!
I love hearing about Karen's getting their comeuppance!
As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and for keeping us entertained during this pandemic time! Much love from Aussieland matey potatey «3
"Mommy Dearest" was based on a true story on how Joan Crawford (famous Actress) treated her adopted children.
Lol, changed this because I am bored.
Maybe they confused this chanel with EmKay who always clickbaits with title stories that aren't included in the video
Why would people like it if it was unwatchable. Your just simply impatient or easily irratated from this content
Stop trashing on people because you're life sucks
👀Maybe they don’t agree with how rslash judges the people in the stories? I mean he did shame a woman for adopting a dog and not ditching it but not the guy to manipulated his pregnant gf into an abortion then shamed her for it. Rslash doesn’t really think about the things he says so it’s no surprised some people don’t like him.
Truly sorry, it had to be done.
That second last story... the AGLC officer arresting the Karenger... devastating instant karma posts are the best!
Request: can you please do a post about food
That horror flick guy person is a person I aspire to be.
damn early squad wher are u at
Ok I LOST IT laughing at the birds telling Brad to shut up. Nice whistling by the way! :D
Me: this better be good I had to stop watching porn
Also me:this has exeaded all expectations
Sorry I wrote that
How is that possible?!?!?!!? It’s only been up 7 minutes
Lmao good comment tho
AlphaRox thank u
"Give me booze or you are fired!"
"OK. I guess I'm fired then. I'm leaving."
(Grabs the employee to stop him from leaving) "YOU ARE FIRED!!!!"
Notification squad! 1st maybe :)
I should up at 2 seconds
Could you shut up about 1dt?
Merel Smit 1dt
I know that scream. I must have lived in the same neighborhood because every time I'd hear that scream, I'd say the same thing. Man she sounds like she's being brutally murdered by a psychopath. What happens if that happens? People would only even realize it happened when I pointed it out. It happened so often everyone just blocked it out.
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cockatiels are very smart birds and very awesome to have as housemates, except when they learn to wolf whistle/cat call you whenever you turn around/bend over to pick something up :/
I had two of them many years ago when I was a kid and they were very smart, they couldn't talk like others can, but they could mimic different types of outside birds and whatever a human could whistle, and I don't know how they learned this, but they learned how to wolf whistle. Danny and Sandy would then wolf whistle every time when I or my parents would turn our backs to their cage or bend over to pick something up. it was both startling and hilarious the first time it happened. I miss my cockatiels.
If he pins this Hugo will live for an extra 5 years
"Mommy Dearest" is about the experience of Christina Crawford being raised by her movie star mother, Joan Crawford.
2 am kids screaming?
Okay.
r/Maliciouscompliance guy: I'll wait. I''ll wait.
OP's walk out was perfect.
I thought it was just my neighbours with kids like that. Whenever I have visitors over they get a huge shock with all the screaming going on next door. Maybe I should start calling the cops? 😂
I hate small business politics. Not every small business was like that, but I once worked for a pizza place that was run by a couple of idiots and one waitress that was the female owner's best friend. She was cocky, witchy, and lazy and knew she would never get fired because she was friends with the owners. She ordered other employees around, insulted them, and never did any work. I complained about her because I was young and naive, and was told she was above me (she was not a manager) and when I threatened to quit they said 'don't let her win', like what does that even mean?
I ended up letting her win, and walked out of that place.
I got fired from my dream job (I was front desk for an exotic veterinarian) . I was fired because my "personality just wasn't a match for the other employees").
I NEVER hear my name in reddit stories or really anywhere, and hearing my name in the secret Santa story was such a trip.
To the Mcdonalds manager who keeps saying "Mmmkay"; you are forever hearby known as Mr.Mackey.
14:59 My Brain: Wait hold up, 10$????
14:51 My Brain: OH ****
Bro the guy in the bird story just knew doom is eternal.
As a Latino/hispanic, I don't live in a heavily hispanic neighborhood anymore, but used to, and holy shit I swear those kids were so close to getting decked
😂😂🤣🤣 Shut up Brad! I totally lost it, and laughed so hard! 🤣
"...sometimes he would lose focus on the zombie killing and yell..."
Me, loading the shotgun: *time to teach them how to deal with demons like them*
That last story reminds me of a story in school. Teacher goes through the register asking who has done to homework and misses one person. That person gets the teacher's attention, and when the teacher asks him if he's done the homework, it turns out he didn't.
Lol