r/Entitledparents OBEY YOUR MOMMY OR GO TO JAIL!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    Man the protests going on are crazy. Is anybody near the action?

    • @350z-c9k
      @350z-c9k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m not near it but I drove into New York it was not as bad as I thought.

    • @ronaksri03
      @ronaksri03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Im so early

    • @fbiwenowwatchingyou9989
      @fbiwenowwatchingyou9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hi rslash

    • @isacapers9891
      @isacapers9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nope. Not in New York.

    • @illusionus2540
      @illusionus2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Im in the state it started, the protests have finally ended up in my city

  • @amaan.a
    @amaan.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    Ellie's mom: the only entitled mother in history to uno reverse card her life 👏

    • @solitusutopia
      @solitusutopia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amaan A 👏👏👏

    • @Theo69420
      @Theo69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Probably isnt the only one, but the only one that the op talked about it

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basically, that's how it was, technically!

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does this mean God the younger generation making gang words

    • @TikkaCurry54
      @TikkaCurry54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karen he’s not part of a gang, I am

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Kid: **has a life**
    Parents: wait, that's illegal

    • @ZRO_FUX
      @ZRO_FUX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/My0lzMuNcHI/w-d-xo.html

    • @toddscute
      @toddscute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EM: "calls police' my son has a life put him in jail

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    Ellie: _Tries to leave_
    EM: _Your subscription of LIFE has now been cancelled_

    • @fivesARC--5555
      @fivesARC--5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol yes

    • @somethingmarriott
      @somethingmarriott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes 💯💯💯

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't get this what so ever I DESERVE and explanation

    • @ksis1749
      @ksis1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Karen
      OMGGGG ITS KARENNNN

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @MayMad1998
    @MayMad1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Probs to The entitled mother that changed his life and became a good person

    • @theredhead1900
      @theredhead1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Karen-kl7yc transgender

    • @dank8966
      @dank8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      its props not probs

    • @Brunogiovanna
      @Brunogiovanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Karen eewww is that lice in your Karen pubes

    • @haileygiabiconi8830
      @haileygiabiconi8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Karen-kl7yc you do live up to your name

    • @hibiscustea9274
      @hibiscustea9274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lmao no one gets that Karen is a troll

  • @pg3384
    @pg3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The happy ending proves that there is a cure to entitlement: effort.
    Unfortunately, effort isn't something you can buy or receive as a gift.

    • @75flash
      @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ezts Holt see, here’s the thing. I honestly truly believe a LOT of EPs we hear about have some sort of unchecked mental illness. Seriously, I don’t think that’s really even a question you know?

    • @builder396
      @builder396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@75flash Narcissism seems like a solid possibility.

    • @girlyendergirl1705
      @girlyendergirl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They would just be insulted that you gave them something they needed for free instead of paying them to have it

    • @youraveragemango8671
      @youraveragemango8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best way to get people to put effort into changing themselves is to show them what will happen if they don’t. It’s like Scrooge in A Christmas Carol. He was a nasty old man until he was basically told he would die alone. Just tell someone “If you keep acting like this, you’re going to die alone with nobody to grieve,” or “You’re never going to have a relationship with your ________.” These 2 phrases impact people on another level because these are fears that EVERYONE has. They are existential dreads that we have. They show us the true consequences of our actions. If we go around being an asshole to everyone we meet, we won’t have a relationship with our children, their children, or anyone until we eventually die with nobody to grieve because we treated them poorly. Thinking about these things really makes you question of what you’re doing really matters in the grand scheme of things. Sorry about this weird, philosophical comment. I hope this doesn’t give you an existential crisis.

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This!
      I know I'm super late but DAMN.
      My dad is in the category or entitled and while he's been trying to change his ways (now that all his kids are 18+... better late than never I guess?) he can still be entitled sometimes. Growing up however... anytime he felt guilty over something that he, you know, should actually feel guilty for, he would buy things for us, normally things we didnt even care about.
      Funny extra thing. On one of my birthdays, I had been saving up money for a Nintendo DSI (back when they were new) and so we're eating out and he goes outside to grab a bag for me. He comes in with it and for me to open, where I pull out a Nintendo DSI. I'm threw the roof! Got a gift and still got some cash on me right? Wrong.
      He informs me that while he got this for me, he's expecting me to pay him back once I've made enough.
      I had waited months through saving up and now I almost had enough and then he turned it around to be a gift when he was fully expecting me to pay him back? I felt sick. I put it back in the bag and told him to return it. I told him I will just wait to buy one myself.
      He and my stepmom (parents were separated at this point - gee I wonder why) both got angry with me and told me to accept my gift. So I said back "how is it even a gift if I'm paying for it?". Like yes there's a little bit of time saved from when I would get it until then, but that also robs me of getting to feel mature and buying something expensive! I'm 24 right now and the DSI was released in 2004. So that's 17 years of difference but I'm pretty sure the DSI was probably already released for at least a year. So I was roughly 7-9 years old and the money I would have been getting was through allowance and manual labor at the house in whatever constructive was I was allowed to help outside. All my siblings were also getting allowance and chose to spend it where as I was saving it specifically for this. So where I was saving it for this "gift" my siblings got to spend their allowance as soon as they got it.
      So effectively in no way was there a benefit when I could have just had it bought for me earlier and subtracted it from future allowances, we had done deals like that for cheaper things before but prior to this he wouldn't do it for that item.

  • @azzamgmd5724
    @azzamgmd5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "She's my daughter if I tell her to stay then she needs to stay"
    Sounds like slavery to me

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here, but it sounded like SLAVERY AND CHILD/ADULT/SENIOR ABUSE to me!!!!
      *sorry for yelling but I am literally scared for my life and my friends' lives and my 1 friend's 8 cats and my dragons because of the riot that is gonna kill possibly millions of people along with their pets if they have any pets.... so I yelled....*

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How is that slavery, you younger generation are so rude. Children should do whatever their mothers want

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Last And First Time I can sense that if the lot next door to my home catches fire, then my house is messed up, meaning, burned down by the spread of flames, then it's bad and so here's something that happenes yesterday to 2 of my friends, Emily MoonSun and Amelia TaterSun came back from the 711 and they said that the people threatened to burn the house down and murder them as well as rape them, who the flying turkey would threaten a 21 year old French woman who is a pianist and a 67 year old German woman who is a retired nurse just because they went somewhere, Emily and Amelia ran into the house with locking the gate behind them and I almost had a heart attack when I heard them running and then they ran into the room and dropped the stuff down onto the bed and told me about what happen but also in fact, I don't have any pepper spray but I can do Jumpscares and my dragons can use their battlemoves on the people who go after me and my friends. I can understand that the riots are going against Politics but why the flying turkey are they burning down clothing stores and other stores that sell clothes down if they're against Politics???....... that's the most questionable part, burning down clothing stores while going against Politics...

    • @girlyendergirl1705
      @girlyendergirl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, just Karen logic

    • @heavenlybacngod5146
      @heavenlybacngod5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Karen-kl7yc nah you arent the president of the Earth,Karen

  • @Artretha
    @Artretha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Wow, I'm impressed with the mom in the first story. She went from being completely unhinged and entitled, to being an awesome mom to her adult daughter and fiancee. Props to her for getting better!

  • @rinthedeer
    @rinthedeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Honestly I can relate to the story with the Ellie story. I had to separate myself from my mother at age 19 for 3 years because she refused to accept my boyfriend (now husband). In that time she sought help, did some soul searching and came back to me begging for forgiveness. Our relationship will never be the mother/daughter relationship but she is doing well and is making a huge effort! She also listens to me and my husband about our son and respects us. She is a better grandmother than a mother. I have accepted this and I'm glad things turned out in a positive way.

  • @potatomaster0674
    @potatomaster0674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "ellie and i weren't living together"
    Rslash: "Ellie and i were living together"
    Whos telling the truth?

  • @JD-rq3ur
    @JD-rq3ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    For the graveyard birthday party... How do we know that the group wasn't singing Happy Birthday at someone's gravestone who has already passed? I don't know if that story necessarily warrants an EP badge

    • @DJays4
      @DJays4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah i agree with you on that one BUT its covid and that is private propety so yea

    • @JD-rq3ur
      @JD-rq3ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DJays4 True

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think if they said it to all out of respect you’d have a point, but it wasn’t…

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's an empty graveyard, the only people who could've got sick were already at risk from the same people before they went there.

  • @sufferingtogether8827
    @sufferingtogether8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    “I WANNA SEE YOUR MANAGER”
    _turns around and straightens tie_
    “Hi, I’m the manager- how can I help you?”

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DUN-DUN DUUUUUUUN

    • @girlyendergirl1705
      @girlyendergirl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plot twist. The manager is also the superintendent and owner if the store

    • @justsomerandombananawithin3705
      @justsomerandombananawithin3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *GASP* what a plot twist

    • @starceasilvester1573
      @starceasilvester1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why a tie and not a bowtie
      Bowties are cool

    • @giogio873
      @giogio873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I WANNA SEE YOUR MANAGER"
      𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴
      𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘻𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦
      "May the goddess smile upon you...
      ...for I will not"
      𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮

  • @harmdizzle1979
    @harmdizzle1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Maybe the child was deceased in the cemetery when they had the birthday party.

    • @imzadi83fanvids7
      @imzadi83fanvids7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or I was thinking maybe they lost someone close to them recently. At the cemetery where my Grandma is buried they actually have a hall they rent out for weddings.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ohhhh, that's a very good point

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe they mistaken it to be Rick May's birthday and decided to have a birthday party in a cemetery!
      *my opinion though.*
      But also they broke the quarantine law though unless they had masks or bandanas on their faces.... depending on whatever they had.

    • @beybladerkid5489
      @beybladerkid5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Larry Cullen fanbrother um people can go out in public without mask, at least where I live?

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not

  • @ilostmyoreo116
    @ilostmyoreo116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Hello officer? This is EM and i have a case to report”
    Officer: “what is it ma’am?”
    “My 23 year old child wont brew me coffee”
    Officer: “we’ll have to arrest your child”

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That brat is really rude she should make her Mother a coffee and she raised that entitled little brat

    • @Angle-ky5ro
      @Angle-ky5ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Karen-kl7yc I love your comments

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I would disown her if she was my child

    • @blobofink
      @blobofink 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Karen-kl7yc I was stunned at first then I saw your name and went "ohh" and mentally slapped myself in the face

    • @ecwingmak1
      @ecwingmak1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Shaw No shit Sherlock

  • @camilla7798
    @camilla7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It makes me happy, that the first mother changed for the best.

  • @4jspa286
    @4jspa286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    me: reads the title
    also me: *beyond scared straight be like*

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “A few fries short of a happy meal” I gotta remember that 👏🏻🤣 that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard, way better than the typical sayings.

    • @Tornadopelt
      @Tornadopelt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about... "Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal. [holds up plate with strange smiley face made out of ketchup and mustard] WACKO!"

  • @EzraM5
    @EzraM5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm glad Ellie's mom changed for the better. It is an act of great strength to admit that the way you behave hurts people and decide to do things to improve. There aren't enough stories like that in the world.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    As someone who has been Gluten Free all my life (It is life long) B-day parties do somewhat suck as i cant have anything. Normally i just bring something sweet to eat, then enjoy the fruits or whatnot is also out at the party. I learned to just suck it up at a young age, but sometimes the ones hosting the party would make GF cupcakes just for me. Made me feel special even though it was not my Bday.

    • @StelfoxAlice
      @StelfoxAlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree, I don't have allergies but it's part of inviting guests to your home, you should try to accommodate them. Also weird to ask the kid directly to bring the cake, why not go straight to the parent to avoid awkwardness or miscommunication.

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My 1 friend is suffering from Epilepsy and Cold Hard Heart Syndrome and yet she can have soy because she doesn't have an allergy to soy although she has Epilepsy and it's because she hasn't taken her medicine for her Epilepsy because of the side effects of the medicine and so she was taken off of the medicine a month after taking it because if it was a year, she would have developed soy allergies but however her brother had developed soy allergies because he took his medicine for a year which it cause him to develope an allergy to soy... she was like 6 years old or 7 years old when she took the medicine for her Epilepsy but now she is a teenager, she's 14 years old and she can be a toughass when it comes to any situation and if it were an Entitled parents situation, she'd beat the living crap out of every single one of those Entitled parents so well that they would NEVER mess with her again. But she is willing to beat up anyone who messes with her or her friends which of her friends does include me... she has been suffering from Epilepsy since she was 4 years old but she has been suffering from Cold Hard Heart Syndrome since she was 9 years old because of the FosterCare Abuse at the age of 7 years old and the Traditional Schools Bullying at the age of 8 years old or 9 years old. She has been taught how tonfight by me although I am an 83 year old English-French Canadian dude who is a retired Marine Captain and so on, she's a multi-language speaking German-Italian American girl and she can trick pedophiles and unknown adults into thinking that she is in adult because of her genes that make her look like an adult, so it's easy for her to NOT become a victim of Pedophilia, with her fighting skills, she can easily NOT get kidnapped because it's extremely hard to kidnap someone who's a fighter! Well, she does good things but she also does bad things but those bad things are for the good things, you know, if you fight someone who is about to hurt you, you'll not become a victim of that crime that the stranger was about to do.... she considers herself as a big thick smart dangerous 14 year old American girl though and many people are afraid of her because of her dangerously heroics. Heck! She even came out of a burning building, carrying a 25 year old American dude who is a voice actor and yes, that guy was actually Kellen Goff, basically, his house somehow catch fire and he fell unconscious and she had to rescue him and she flew him to her house and things were crazy, people say that she's an angel-god hybrid who is sercretly a firefighter and a soldier but she's a uth grade student at a cyber school so that's what other people belive her as a hybrid who is both a firefighter and a soldier.. things may be differently crazy but things can be insane as the country-wide riot!....

    • @ray75734
      @ray75734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LarryMoonlink3892 You know, if you want people to bother reading to the punch line... it's best not to make it a giant unreadable wall of text. Go watch an internet comment etiquette video or something, get some tips.

    • @_AbhiRam_
      @_AbhiRam_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have coeliac?

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *Hears first story*
    Me: "Well, that's such a typical narcissistic entitled mother."
    *Happy Ending*
    Me: *Surprised Pikachu Face* "Wait, what?"

    • @EeveeDropk-k-s-k
      @EeveeDropk-k-s-k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me:" Wait that's illegal."

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm happy to see em is trying to be a better person (:

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proof of sentience.

  • @oliver-yr1tt
    @oliver-yr1tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Rslash with the choosing beggar accent overlapped with the southern accent made me burst out laughing! 😂

  • @ranscorpio3235
    @ranscorpio3235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    5:18 Em: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!! Op: you’ve done that your self
    For those who don’t get it watch Star Wars revenge of the Sith

    • @davethelong5093
      @davethelong5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Em: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!
      Op: your anger and your lust for power have already done that.
      I am just now realising how fitting this quote is, it really is true, every sentence in the prequels can be memed

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So who had the high ground?

    • @mole9560
      @mole9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James King lol

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azisles02 , neither one of them.

    • @robertwagner3512
      @robertwagner3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From my point of view the op is the ones that's evil

  • @_cybermoth
    @_cybermoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The cemetery story: it might be the birthday of a child that's buried there, but I don't know

    • @able3331
      @able3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh shit if that's the case that's sad as hell

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@able3331 no it's not

    • @able3331
      @able3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Karen-kl7yc it's not sad that a child is dead and can't celebrate their birthday??

    • @tobybrown8967
      @tobybrown8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kieran WASTIE it's pretty obvious no?

    • @able3331
      @able3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kieran WASTIE I know how a Karen is a joke it just didn't sound like a Karen joke. Definitely needs to work on being more dramatic and not just disagreeing lol

  • @nekochan1137
    @nekochan1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I freaking love how the daughter told her mom “leave it” like she was talking to a dog. The dog toy was probably for her mom. 😹😹

  • @hagrid6939
    @hagrid6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    me:hears the word *_coronavirus_*
    also me: looks at the progress bar to see if he got ads.

    • @joshuajoestar394
      @joshuajoestar394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @ilostmyoreo116
      @ilostmyoreo116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt even notice

    • @richardlighthouse5328
      @richardlighthouse5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rSlash doesn't monetize his videos.

    • @callmeishmael2415
      @callmeishmael2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you're worried about ads easy fix, play the vid wait for the intro forward it to the end, wait for the replay symbol and play it. No ads
      Nice simple hint, I got off another reddit channel pass it on

    • @hagrid6939
      @hagrid6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@callmeishmael2415 that isn't what i was saying. i want to get ads for him to support him.

  • @RealShrigmaMale
    @RealShrigmaMale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That first story’s ending was actually really heartwarming.

  • @eggsandgrease
    @eggsandgrease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been hospitalized because of my gluten intolerance. I can barely trust a baker with a cake for me, let alone some random kid from school's parent. That poor kid probably never eats cause of that mother

  • @thedyingunicorn
    @thedyingunicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The fact Ellie’s mom changed gives me so much hope for my mother.
    She used to call the cops on me if I was at school for too long. She called the cops when I hung out with my now fiancé when I was 19. She’d threaten to call the cops if I had friends over at her house or if I even mentioned it. She’d threaten to call the cops on my fiancé, knowing full well what happens to African Americans when police are involved.
    Maybe one day.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about you view people as humans instead of as skin, hair, and eye colors?

    • @paulziiee
      @paulziiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about you stop being tone deaf and look at whats happening in the world, she mentioned it because its relevant

    • @XxDarkAngelSakuraxX
      @XxDarkAngelSakuraxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@paxhumana2015 bro they're talking about the fact that African Americans have a higher harm and death possibility at the hands of police and her mother constantly called the police. They're only concerned that their fiance would get hurt or something if their fiance gets confronted by police. Like, y'know, George Floyd.

    • @seeingthepattern
      @seeingthepattern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Pax Humana
      Hi! This is the real world … have you ever thought about visiting us?

    • @girlyendergirl1705
      @girlyendergirl1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet the cops are pretty tried of this woman, but if not I hope you and your fiancé are doing ok

  • @phobiandarkmoon
    @phobiandarkmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    If someone poked me in the chest whilst screaming at me they'd very quickly have a broken finger out of fear response. I am eternally glad I don't have to work customer service

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nicholas Hayes same,I spent a year in Georgia, so I developed a reflex to somebody hitting me,and when it happens, well, they better protect their face

    • @dimitriosfotiadis5531
      @dimitriosfotiadis5531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      someone going to r/slash imsobadass

  • @imatoasterstrudel4704
    @imatoasterstrudel4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I clicked so fast I love this reddit series

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Props to the kid in the last story. She was way more mature than her maniac mother

  • @BelatedAudio
    @BelatedAudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This wouldn’t happen with my mother
    THE MOTHERLAND

  • @colleendow1338
    @colleendow1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If Ellie’s mom was a Pokémon then here what it would be like:
    Entitled mom has evolved into entitled cat lady!

    • @75flash
      @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colleen Dow HAHAHA!!! You know what the ironic part is? I can’t judge cuz Ellie and I are borderline crazy cat people. Mostly because We are both animal lovers and complete suckers for animals that need a home. We have literally fostered and rehomed nearly 50 cats and kittens if not more. We’ve definitely got more pets than we should, but i don’t feel bad because they all get well taken care of

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SUPER FUNNY AND A GOOD POKEMON REFERENCE! *I STARTED LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF WHILE I WAS READING YOUR COMMENT INSIDE MY MIND BUT I LAUGHED OUTSIDE OF MY MIND!!!!!*
      My friend's older sister who sadly died at the age of 20-something years old knows about Anime and so my friend told me about her family and what they like and dislike and so on... so that's how I know about Anime.. although I didn't watch it but I had watched AMVs which are Anime Music Videos. If you're confused about something...
      Guess who has to deal with a 14 year old girl and her friends who are older than her and younger than him and that 14 year old girl has 8 cats who are related to each other somehow and that guy has a lot of dragons and that guy is 83 years old?..
      ME!!! OF COURSE! SO I AM ALSO HAVING STRUGGLES OF KEEPING MY SANITY BUT ALSO THAT GOES WITH MY MENTAL WARS AND YET I AM SOMEHOW PREGNANT WITH FRANK WELKER'S CHILD ALTHOUGH FRANK WELKER AND I ARE DATING EACH OTHER NOW SINCE MAY 1ST!
      I mean things that I have been hearing, seeing and going through are quite insanely crazy enough, please don't hate me though... I don't want to lose my mental wars and turn into my evil twin Terror Cullen......

    • @75flash
      @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ee1rl3tg7w indeed

    • @75flash
      @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bindu Grandhi lol yes

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You hear this story that takes place in a cemetery, and your assumption isn't that they're celebrating/mourning a dead kid?
    The mother of my child's best friend just lost her baby. 2.5 months old. They had the funeral on Friday. It would disgust me to learn that people assumed the worst about that gathering instead of assuming the most logical.

    • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
      @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but would you gather dozens of people and loudly sing happy birthday to a deceased baby? Seems a bit too much

    • @abigails5402
      @abigails5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      N Craft they could also be celebrating the birthday of a dead relative.

    • @Nunshle_Uvmee
      @Nunshle_Uvmee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 It may be a bit too much, but everybody mourns differently.

    • @nicholasrose8173
      @nicholasrose8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My west va relatives every funeral basically spend the day going to like every grave of family members to clean up. Most of the time they're shit people but it's nice to know they aren't all bad

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abigails5402 , or a relative could have died on their birthday.

  • @abigailmoore5691
    @abigailmoore5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ooo, yes! A fresh RSlash to start the day. Thanks man, I appreciate you

    • @christispaidar
      @christispaidar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To start the day? Holy shit it's almost 17 pm at me

    • @russianhamster3738
      @russianhamster3738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn im about to passout from an all nighter

  • @amandaketchum9740
    @amandaketchum9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the first story. A real happy ending 🙌 Props to the mother turning her life around

  • @RevalisPyross
    @RevalisPyross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The last story reminds me of a time when my Mom and I went ago shopping a few years ago. I live in the UK, so the same Under 25 rule applies. My Mom has mobility issues, so I usually do all the legwork when we shop, which includes unloading the trolley and bagging up. During this instance my Mom needed the toilet, so she left me to it as the cashier was ringing up the items. We had picked up some alcohol and even though I was in my mid twenties I was asked for ID. I had accidentally left it in the car, so I ran to get it and when I got back Mom was arguing with the cashier that it was her shopping and I shouldn't have been ID'd for it, but of course she had left me alone with the shopping so the cashier had grounds to do so. Mom was still miffed about it after, but there was no harm done. Not that interesting, I know, but it reminded me of it.

  • @InsertUser9978
    @InsertUser9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The protests in NYC are crazy
    It’s no longer safe where I am.
    We HAVE to stay inside until the protests are over.

    • @ash93kg
      @ash93kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stay safe

    • @adondriel
      @adondriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or join them. Just be wary of cops. They are the dangerous ones.

    • @stanateez2544
      @stanateez2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      be careful!💜

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Riots* It stopped being a protest when those idiots started fires and began looting.

    • @mrsiege8705
      @mrsiege8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully here in CT protests are kind of calm, stay safe though

  • @JustinRileyThorson
    @JustinRileyThorson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have celiac and that mom needs to learn that it’s on her to provide gluten free food

    • @briannabutterfly96
      @briannabutterfly96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That depends on how old you are. If you’re an adult, it’s your problem

    • @JustinRileyThorson
      @JustinRileyThorson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brianna Butterfly yeah I mean growing up

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ellie and OP are lucky, not all stories like this end as well.

  • @CricketsWorldJC
    @CricketsWorldJC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG!! Your "high pitched southern accent" from the first story is great. The way you read these stories makes me feel like I'm part of them. Thank you for creating such an awesome channel.

  • @75flash
    @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING MY STORY! Absolutely loved it and it TRULY is appreciated!!

  • @ramanathansabesh8862
    @ramanathansabesh8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just wanna say something, sometimes normal good loving parents will act EP every once in a while and can be mistaken for an actual EP. Sometimes parents are just clueless of what really happened or went on and their parent instinct kicked in. God bless these people who endured real EP

  • @inspectah6278
    @inspectah6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first guy that faced the EM and he is staying chill? Thats some next level shit bruv

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You don't know I'm buying it for my Daughter".
    Even though she practically stated the fact 5 SECONDS AGO?

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insanely somewhat delusional and forgetful of things that she said already before other words were spoken....

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to hear that one EM put her daughter before herself and got the help she needed.

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The entitled parent voice, with a Southern accent... I can’t. 💀😩😂

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg the story about Ellie just made me believe in humanity a little bit again! That's just the most wholesome thing ever.

  • @bbarrett492
    @bbarrett492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have to be 18 in the US to purchase spray paint as well, the reason for this is to prevent minors from huffing the paint, as well as an effort to stop vandalism

  • @evanshoulders3674
    @evanshoulders3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you think that your daughter is trying to run away from home, that should say a lot of what you are as a person

  • @Amber417
    @Amber417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A kid’s birthday in a cemetery? What is this, the Addams Family?

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? You mean other people don't celebrate birthdays in cemeteries with a bunch of creepy decorations and horror themed sweets? I thought everyone did that?

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toxicdemon1315 that you, Wednesday?

  • @kayizzy2357
    @kayizzy2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Em"She lives under my roof"
    Ellie "alright I'll leave now I'm not under your roof"

  • @izzy9235
    @izzy9235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I look forward to hearing these every morning!

  • @davinasinclair3330
    @davinasinclair3330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe that EM changed her life around for Ellie and also has a boyfriend who's a nice person. I've heard so many Entitled people stories but this is definitely my favourite. It also hits closer to home for me because of the mental illness (I have Borderline personality disorder ). It made me smile 🙂

  • @LostGenre
    @LostGenre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey rslash! I really enjoy how you read these stories!!! This is part of the inspiration for my channel (Thanks for that). If you ever have the time (long shot hehe) I’d love to get your feedback on how I’m doing my vids.
    Your videos are awesome!!! Have a great Monday!!

    • @danielvasquez5133
      @danielvasquez5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good job on being first!

    • @tomasapud8240
      @tomasapud8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Arch X2

    • @LostGenre
      @LostGenre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomasapud8240 Thanks man!

    • @LostGenre
      @LostGenre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Arch Thanks so much!!

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Thank you for shopping with us today! We hope to see you again soon! Have a GREAT day!" I lost it.

  • @haileighv5660
    @haileighv5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Early again. Look forward to rSlash every single morning. Best way to start the day. ❤️

  • @beaut-ful-d-saster
    @beaut-ful-d-saster 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm glad Ellie's mom had enough sense left in her to see that she needed help, and had enough initiative left in her to take the steps to get that help. She and Ellie will have a much better relationship now that she's taking better care of herself.

  • @bigben2630
    @bigben2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "he treats her like her own daughter"
    *ALABAMA INTENSIFYS*

  • @runicspyder
    @runicspyder ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mother who got mad that her son who has celiacs or gluten intolerance or a gluten allergy or whatever couldnt eat gluten containing food pissed me off. I was diagnosed last year with Celiac's Disease. Ingesting gluten causes my immune system to attack and damage my intestines. IT IS VERY PAINFUL! enough damage and you can lose the ability to absorb nutrients from your food. People have DIED from untreated Celiac's. She should explain to her son WHY following a gluten free diet is medically necessary and that it doesnt mean he is excluded. Oh and celiac's can cause you to vomit or have really bad diarrhea among other things. Dont know what this kid has specifically but ffs lady

  • @CCK-jd8nc
    @CCK-jd8nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    RSlash: She had an extremely high southern accent
    Me: *Thats how I imagine every Karen talks*

  • @johnhill4937
    @johnhill4937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From all the entitled parent stories I've listened to in the past, it's literally no surprise that the EM in the spray paint was so obsessed with getting what she wanted, she payed little to no attention the fact that the person she was yelling at to get the supervisor was the supervisor themself.

  • @randomaccount6725
    @randomaccount6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes! My favourite sub reddit lol 💕

    • @ozg7606
      @ozg7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @JM-ij1om
    @JM-ij1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The mom in the first one stepped up like she's supposed to and took care of her issues. Huge applaud for that. Too bad it's too hard for the other entitled psychopaths to figure out

  • @OhsweetOhno
    @OhsweetOhno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MC: “I’m not proud of it, but I just started shouting every curse word in the book I could possibly think of at the top of my lungs while she went back in the house.”
    Me: [insert “the cuss word song” here] (if you don’t know what I mean bye that there’s this song that’s just a guys singing cuss words I don’t know the actual name of the song so “the cuss word song” is what I call it)

  • @HelloImEnt
    @HelloImEnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:00 good ending achieved, let’s go home lads.

  • @pusyphat
    @pusyphat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have heard this story before..
    Spoiler alert: if you’re looking at the comments when listening to this, it has a good ending for EM
    Edit: I have never had 25 likes on a comment before lmao, thanks c:

    • @sourishgupta7089
      @sourishgupta7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He reposted an old video I think. Or maybe I heard this story in dark fluff or mr reddit or something else

  • @CLBrierley
    @CLBrierley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last story about the cats, I hope that OP’s furbabies were rescued. And I agree that there needs to be serious consequences for abandoning animals like that. It is essential murdering them! Pets NEVER deserve that! If I ever found out someone did that to any of my pets, I would go to the cops and not stop until they go to prison!

  • @AllistorMichelle
    @AllistorMichelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first story reminds me of my experience with my grandmother.
    My dad was helping me move out of my grandmother place because (hoarding, had to share a bed with her, sharing bath water//I know gross// and not allowed to have the AC on. It's Florida and I was baking in my own home. Not allowed friends over, not allowed out. I was paying rent when I turned 18. So I moved out from my grandmother place and in a trailer my dad and stepmom lived on property.
    She tried to get child services, I was 18-19 during this. Grandmother tried to claim my dad was my brother and he was "stealing me away". Would have gotten away with that if I didn't butt in and corrected the CS person. When that didn't work my grandmother went to the cops and got a restraining order on my dad (her son)
    She even called her son a "son of a bitch" ...she called herself a bitch.
    So when my dad had to leave the property I left with him. She wasn't happy.
    She died from untreated skin cancer. She knew she had cancer and choose to die. She always talked about dying soon so I'm guessing she knew for a while. So she planned to die in the same bed I slept in. No I couldn't sleep in the other beds because of her hoarding.

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am sorry for you and your dad, but I can understand that your grandmother was more of a jerk than G1 Megatron, but I didn't have any Entitled parents or entitled grandparents or any Entitled family member at all when I was a child so I know that it never happened but I could imagine if my grandmother or grandfather were Entitled and the same thing happen to me....
      *if you get the Transformers Generation One reference there when I said "your grandmom was more of a jerk than G1 Megatron.".......*

  • @zuzannanagadowska5175
    @zuzannanagadowska5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That reformed EM story restored my faith in humanity ngl

  • @Eamont_
    @Eamont_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hi everyone I hope you’re having a good day/night and happy birthday if today your birthday 🎂

    • @fivesARC--5555
      @fivesARC--5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not my birthday how dare you I'm not that old

  • @ellengabel
    @ellengabel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending with Ellie is so awesome. I feel like she couldn’t really help it. Sometimes mental health can make you act like you are someone that you aren’t.

  • @squishyturtle456
    @squishyturtle456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fastest I've ever clicked on a vid
    13 sec
    Edit: I got 4th like :) it says there are no other comments but there definitly are more

  • @DeathProductions200
    @DeathProductions200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So for anyone curious, even in some states in the us you have to be 18 to buy spray paint. A lot of reasons include the people who will spend days getting high on the fumes, and apparently the government's think itll help prevent vandalism. Theres a few other minor things such as "keep away from children" on the can, and kids are stupid anyway and will get hurt

  • @nova7002
    @nova7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I WAS WAITING JSUDNEUNEUD I CAN EAT NOW

    • @ScyutsBlckCloud
      @ScyutsBlckCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! Lol it's how we start our mornings and without it, just doesnt feel right.

  • @ashessakura7518
    @ashessakura7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a cashier in the UK and the amount of times people have gotten aggressive when only one has ID and not the other is actually astounding! The whole 25 thing used be 21 but you can easily make a 16/17 year old look 21 with the right make up, clothes and confidence but to look 25 is near enough impossible

    • @danielmoravej5149
      @danielmoravej5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All I will say is you are a horrible person that law is ridiculous and should never be enforced you can say she looks 25 to you and still make the sale.

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Moravej Horrible person for not wanting to sell underage kids alcohol? Them wanting to buy alcohol is not worth my job mate

  • @thejayinator585
    @thejayinator585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Last time I was this early, Karen was still in her Karling stage

  • @PowerWolf101
    @PowerWolf101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first story got me really teary eyed. It was very similar story from what I have experienced in my life. My parents are entitled and have had similar mind set as this EM in this story. My parents have always tried to control me even after I turned 18. They never liked my husband especially when we were first dating. My parents believe my husband changed me when in fact he gave me a voice to stand up to my parents.

    • @75flash
      @75flash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PowerWolf101 I’m terribly sorry to hear that, but I’m glad your husband is there for you. honestly, we got very lucky. I believe her moms boyfriend is what truly helped her start to mellow out and change her ways. Also, my parents weren’t exactly super supportive of our relationship either. But I basically put my foot down and told my family this is how it is, so you can either get the hell over it and accept with a smile, or leave me alone. They changed their tone REALLY quick

  • @certifiedghost
    @certifiedghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    No views 60 likes
    Seems like TH-cam's given up during quarantine

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always pre-click the Like button in case I forget to once the video has ended.

  • @benjikohoss8069
    @benjikohoss8069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me happy. Cat lady EM got the help she needed and is getting better, and a retail employee had a moment that we all dream of, "I want to speak to a manager" "I AM THE MANAGER!"

  • @Phobia-qj9iy
    @Phobia-qj9iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Who else hates people who put first or second or third?

  • @LadyLenaki
    @LadyLenaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I'm gluten free and I never expect anyone to provide me with snacks or food, not even my relatives.

  • @gh0stg1rll
    @gh0stg1rll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could listen to this while doing my homework but I instead listen to it while staring at my wall

    • @DV_Graph1cs
      @DV_Graph1cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Listen to it while im gaming

  • @Darkar-lu1xj
    @Darkar-lu1xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine that epic fight between two pairs of entitle parents.

  • @iphiko9638
    @iphiko9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rslash, your vids always make me smile and laugh out loud! XD This one was no exception! ;)

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    okay, but imagine hosting your kid's birthday at a cemetery.

  • @galaclon1469
    @galaclon1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “... a few fries short of a happy meal.“ Stargate? R/ watches Stargate?!

  • @allyce7540
    @allyce7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm really glad that first story had a happy ending!!!!

  • @dajonfrancis5741
    @dajonfrancis5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why didn’t Ellie knock out her mother when see was running

    • @skeletor6287
      @skeletor6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...like any normal person would hit their parents

    • @shinobusora
      @shinobusora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because that's assault (which is wrong) and an entitled parent would have no problem calling the cops or threatening to do so, especially if they can use it for manipulation. Unless Ellie was acting in self-defense and able to prove it, she'd have been at the mercy of her unstable mother.

    • @biracial247
      @biracial247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it wouldn’t make it better, u would feel instant regret

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats idiotic that little brat

  • @mtfcommander3204
    @mtfcommander3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact that the EM actually became a good person

  • @AngelinaParker
    @AngelinaParker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg for the first story, I love a good character development. Good for her. I love a glow up.

  • @dashhka_
    @dashhka_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing rSlash gasping like that send me crying from laughter lmaoo

  • @Reinminer
    @Reinminer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A crazy entitled mother story with a HAPPY ending? Fantastic!!!

  • @blooddemon1702
    @blooddemon1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what I'm proud of that one mom who broke her entitled manner she's earned my respect I can say that.

  • @charleswelch1017
    @charleswelch1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your entitled parent voice is perfect.

  • @SuperNintendoGameboy
    @SuperNintendoGameboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    An entitled parent actually goes through a redemption arc. I'm shocked

  • @democraticturtle2564
    @democraticturtle2564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT SOUTHERN ACCENT WAS SO GOOD!

  • @AKWatchX
    @AKWatchX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shite! I think that first story is the only one where an entitled parent showed some maturity and changed her ways.

  • @Drago0900
    @Drago0900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 3:18 I got an add so what I heard was INHALE pampers can give you the protection you need

  • @kigurumi1624
    @kigurumi1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:16
    EM: GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW! I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU LYING!
    OP: "whip her spit off, calmly pointed to my badge and smile" *FOOLS I AM THE MANAGER!!!*