“sMeLl thIs… OH I SMELL THIS OHH EWWW” had me rolling 😂😂 Brandon is a legit legend, he needs all comedy Oscar’s 🏆 Edit 1: thank you soo much for 115 likes :)
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone. "Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
3:45 “Hey big boy, *Eughh* ” “They call me chalk dust *hughh* ” “All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “ “Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “ *UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
I love how Brandon always makes me laugh! His vids are so fun and every time I watch them I litter DIE of laughter. This man is the DEFINITION of fun and laughter. Also best of luck cleaning...
Brandon doesn't clean lol. There's this lady that cleans for him. She has a tik tok where she posts the vids of her cleaning his messes. Its dirtiest_dooder
“Don’t panic, don’t breathe either”
-BrandonFarris 2021
Me in some of my panic attacks. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I feel calm now
Yesh
That's essentially the motto of 2020.
"Dont panic...don't breathe either"
-Brandon
Life without brandon is a life without laughter or sunlight
You, my friend, are speaking something called "facts".
And water.
@@magg0t_zz facts nothing but facts
@@malazloza2470 you forgot fax
Yes it is
The fact that Brandon had a plunger full of toilet water stuck to his table and he said “don’t panic” has made my day 🤣😂
and on his face😂
Fr
Fr?
“sMeLl thIs… OH I SMELL THIS OHH EWWW” had me rolling 😂😂
Brandon is a legit legend, he needs all comedy Oscar’s 🏆
Edit 1: thank you soo much for 115 likes :)
legit*
Bruh I fixed it 😅
"Wanna know this impossible to drink trick is done?"
"Cement"
Now we know who's the evil here
An Armyweeb u got a lot of likes in 16min
@@elliotelliot9015 idk whats going on
Lol
Hehe I’m the 1,000
Yeah, the idiot who invented an undrinkable drink
fr brandon will literally sacrifice his whole life just for content
th-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/w-d-xo.html
How does this have 583 likes but no comments
@@okaybeta318 i have no idea
i just realized myself
@@afterlife.5138 lol
WTH 1K LIKES
The “they call me chalk, dust” all ways gets me 😂🤣
Fr 😂
The fact that his room is clean after every experiment he has done is a miracle lol
Get you one of these 10th kingdom Blu-ray dvds!
me when first replay leTS GOOO
It's actually a great series tv movie
IVE BEEN SUBBED TO U FOR A YEAR NOW BE PROUD IK ITS NOT THAT LONG BUT STILLL
I remember 10th Kingdom was a tv series... is it a movie now?!
@@emzevz3916 Same one! Just all fit onto bluray
im honestly getting a little worried about Kevin, he deserves better
Tbh, I'm a little worried about STEVEN!
th-cam.com/video/5_3TjuDCW7s/w-d-xo.html
I agree with both of you
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
He really does
Brandon is the uncle we all want in life.❤
Yes, he looks very uncley in this video
"Steven" always gets me 😂 I showed my own mother this guy and she even laughs at the content lol . You're content is literally just chefs kiss, 10/10 would recommend to anyone.
"Leave her with the bill.... I mean leave him... I mean-"
"If you rip your Sunday's best just turn it into a Sunday's vest "
*This man is a poet by heart.*
Water spills on electronics and floor
Normal human: Quickly grabs towel and wipes up water
Brandon: Ummmm... towel... *throws towel at mess* fix it!
😭🤣
😂😂
i guess i’m not normal because i do the same thing
I'm your 1000th like 😁
Omg 1k likes WHAT
THANK YALL SO MUCH OMG
I love watching your old content it's so chaotic
Brandon, you are genuinely the funniest and most entertaining person. Thank you so much for the amazing videos that you create. You make my day everyday! Never change the person you are. You're awesome.
“These life hacks are so useful”
-Said no one ever
Yeah people should just read Heloise and stuff for practical advice imo.
These life hacks are so useful
@@beekedout555 no
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month absolutely
@xxthat_one_weebxx i was just thinkin about it😂😂😭poor cleaners
@@birdiekins2839 she actually loves her job and has alot of fun with it
Imagine how many balloons he uses
I don’t think he just needs towels
He use a cleaning service
0:36 the water keeps killing me BRANDON WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME?!
Let's appreciate how Brandon does all of this dangerous and scary stuff for us XD
E
Bro pissed himself for a bit absolute dedication
I’ve never seen someone this brave to do things at the expense of loosing your electronics and home
your clearly new to this channel
@@ghostlygamer8041 I’ve been watching these since December, I just haven’t gotten to comment this yet
@@ThatFreestyler97 lol
You are new then
E
No one:
Literally no one:
Brandon: *puts plunger onto face*
Lol right 🤣 idk why no one is talking about this. I literally was looking for a comment about it
True
That’s literally descosting to put it on you face
Eww! ? :)
This is what he said when the plunger got on to the camera *uh don’t panic don’t breath either*
Except Jacob Nobles, anyone know him? He’s known as the plunger boy
3:20, you look so perfectly insane here. lol
Can we just appreciate the amount of sacrifice he’s put in here. He literally spilled toilet water and stuck the plunger to his desk and his face 😂. He’s one tough guy
And peed pants
@@keyliano1842 i was gonna say that
Badboyhalo is that you
@@CamTheMan8829 do you like izuku or kirishima
@@CamTheMan8829 ....
Me showing my kids this in 2044: “And this is how Brandon Farris got asthma”
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
facts
The "Ohh OHH! *coughs*" made me laugh
"How do you reverse it?" That had me dyeing🤣🤣🤣
Well, obviously the thing the room permanently covered in glitter and water damage needs now, is baby powder in every crevice.
Me too
And even _more_ water damage.
Don't forget the human piss stain now
Itll just absorb the excess water 🤚🏻🤣
I'm convinced that room could rival ninth grade science labs after explosive experiments and win.
Bro came back in the room just to gag then run away 💀
I love brandon he brings tears to my eyes (literally from laughing)
I love how he doesn’t care that everything was covered in baby powder
He has a cleaner she's called the Dirtiest_dooder on tiktok. Not sure if its proper spelling but yea check her out
Lol that part was so funny!
Have you seen the one where he doesn’t care everything in his room falls
Pretty cool
Including his lungs
and that one time he had glitter
No one:
Doctor: why do you have an infection on your lips?
Brandon: I put a plunger on my face...
Doctor:
Omg I was reading this and it made me laugh so much lol
😂😂
Also doctor: 👁👄👁...........
I put a plunger on my face... 😂
Believe me we've seen worse
3:40 he looks so proud of himself🤣
1:51 any one else realize the green dot on his glasses disapers
its a reflection
Ok are we just gonna ignore the fact that Brandon literally ROCKED the butthole pant jacket??
A literal fashion icon 🙌🏼
That is the new look
0:36
3:03
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he looked like obi wan
“Don’t panic....Don’t breath either.” - Brandon Farris 2021
🤣🤣🤣
"hey got a quick question for ya: ¿Its still got that rash?... Ooohhh not anymoreeeeEEEGEHGEGHJHSDF"
I love that he knows what he’s doing. He makes my day every day! I’ve never seen any TH-camr funnier than him
Brandon Farris is one of the funniest comedians on TH-cam, I can honestly just sit here for hours watching him.
same
I watch him and only him everyday
Same
I listen to his car logs when im at work. All 100 of them.
Same 😂😆
The toilet water has returned.
😭💀
And the pickle!
@@VCVerse "KeViN!"
The 7 wonders of the world:
*how Brandon Farris cleans his room*
LMFAO "XCALIBURS PLUNJA" That got me so bad
The way he say “sTEEfffAn?!” And “KEVIN” will never fail to make me laugh. 😂
“You should not be able to play violin with a knife on your balloon.”
Brandon 2021
“They call me chalk dust.” - Brandon Farris 2021
3:47“they call me chalk dust”😂
I can’t even imagine how many towels he uses and washes every month
Or how many more plungers he has 😆
I wonder about his poor landlord
There’s a behind the scenes with the cleaning on TikTok at @dirtiest_dooder
Licia Young thank you
Every month? What about every day lol
“They call me chalk dust..” 😂😂😂
i cant breathe and he scared himself with a stapler
I’m not even joking I’ve been saying this since the moment this video was realised 😂
“Hey big boy. They call me chalk dust. All I want for Christmas is you man. OOHHOHOWEE-“
I was absolutely laughing my head off when how stuck the flunger to his face.
Is this the second time he’s taken his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first?
I refuse to question him anymore
lol if I had a nickel for every time Brandon took his plunger out of his bathroom without checking to see if there’s water in it first, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's wierd that it happened twice ._.
:O oOooooooOo thx for heart Breandon :D that;s like the 3rd or 4th time in my life getting a heart on my comment from a youtuber
I’m surprised Brandon has always had a clean room after every single time he makes a mess on every video
He has a cleaner but I think it’s just to clean the carpet but like same
He has a maid who post pictures of his messy room lol
Exactly
57rty9ouu
@@Xinx12 you good?
that was the funniest five minutes of my life💀
It’s Brandon’s “Steven” for me every time 😂😂
Brandon: “you have a plunger in your backpack?”
Me: “Well she needed it for the bus duhhh.”
"Still got that rash?"
"Not any more."
*c o u g h*
Ranboooo
Ooo ranboo pfp
I see a person of culture
@@foldingcomet ye
“Well that rash went away quick” killed me
3:45
“Hey big boy, *Eughh* ”
“They call me chalk dust *hughh* ”
“All I want for Christmas is you man, *ohhoh weee* “
“Hey I got a question for ya, still got that rash? *hougghhhh not anymore* “
*UGEAHHHGGAHHH*
Normal people’s favorite word: love
Brandon’s favorite word: kEviN
I disagree. I believe it would be: StEvHaN
Or STEVIN...😂
@CrispyNuggs Kelly?
Kevin and Kelly. The K team.
Wait... so if my favourite word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is my favourite word then am I not normal?
Me: "ima see how long i can go without laughing"
Brandon in the first minute: "Oh okay, Excalibur's toilet plunger, huh?"
Ikr 😂
😭💀
i cant even with that part
The funniest thing about Brandon is the part where he said don't panic don't breathe either and I also like the part where he said my pickle
Whenever he said Breathe in this air I Laughed My heart out
“Still got that rash”
Yeets baby powder in fan causing a nuclear baby powder explosion
"OOOOOH not anymore!"
Then coughs and dies
Ahahaha xDD
Chlaaaaa
I ALMOST PISSED MHSELF LMAOO
Don't worry just scratch the back of your calf@@castielx01
Brandon: “Hey big boy, they call me Chalk Dust!”
Me: thinking: “This is a big mess! Haha” 😂
I was thinking, they have proven talc powder can cause cancer! But hey!
"They call me chalk dust."
2:24 steven, this is my favorite part
“All, I want for Christmas is youhoweewe e”
-Brandon Farris 2021
I read this around the time I got to it and it made it 10x better.
@@Succui same
I feel like if Brandon ever hired a maid she'd walk in, see all of the pure chaos that Brandon had made and immediately back out of the house while crossing herself.
He has a cleaner! She walks in and giggles lol
She shows behind the scenes on facebook (Brilliant Bee) and tiktok(@dirtiest_dooder) :)
Lol yeah
“Excalibur’s a toilet plunger.” Not what I thought was going to come from him, but it fit so well!!! 😂😂
“Oh it’s toilet water”got me on the floor dying😂😂😂😂😂
“pickle pouches”
“kevin”
we know he’s back when there’s pickle and kevin
Nobody: ...
Brandon: *chokes on a pickle and coughs it out whole* leUfhionvslrbhu8onseilruhns8ou KAHVEN!
YESSS
y e s.
I am not seeing any comments on how he either made it look like he peed himself, or he ACTUALLY peed himself.
ikr?
i was looking for this
Waterbottie ig
4:05 I'm I the only one who feels like Brandon's looks like he's from the future
He had the water bottle in his pants between his legs, you can see in the second frame his legs are more closed and you can kinda hear the plastic crinkle slightly before it cuts away lol
"They call me chalk dust" is the funniest thing I've heard all day😂😭
3:45 has to be my absolute favourite part XD
“they call me chalkdust” I CANT LMAO
Yessss I can’t “all I want for Christmas is you man”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yass
I'm proud to the 69th like for multiple reasons
the amount of cleaning this man probably does after every video must be immaculate
I imagine his entire floor carpet is actually a giant stitched towel
Me: *laughing my ass off*
My mom: *walks in* are you crying?
Me: *laughs harder*
I legit sound like I’m crying when I laugh 💀💀
@@Isabel-sr8ep same
Mē tø
Same
“Smell this...”
“oh! I smell this.. ewww-“
Is nobody going to note that, when we "passed out" he held up a cup to the camera.
I don't get it
A "cup"
Oh wow what happened I remember nothingg
And in it was a napkin with hand sanitizer
@CrispyNuggs It is an Athletic cup. An Athletic cup refers to a device that protects the penis and balls during sports.
Congratulations Brandon Farris you are one of the best comedians on TH-cam. You are up there with Brandon Rogers 🥳🥳👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I love how Brandon always makes me laugh! His vids are so fun and every time I watch them I litter DIE of laughter. This man is the DEFINITION of fun and laughter. Also best of luck cleaning...
“Hey big boy* gags*” “they don’t call me chalk dust for nothin*gags*”
I was literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Not_Nuha SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I want for Christmas is you man
Ooo wee hey you still got that rash well not anymore"
Im subbed to you❤️
"When you rip your sundays best turn it into a sundays vest "
Brandon farris 2021 new album
"Smell this. Ooh, I smell this- oh- OOH-"
Said the brave ginger night as he held up his mighty staff.
"hey quick question u still got that wrash oooo not anymore- *hACK* " had me howling omg that bit was too funny!
Just another video of Brandon being the human equivalent to “instructions unclear”
“ if you rip your Sundays best, turn it into a Sunday’s vest.” My favorite thing ever said by Brandon.
Stephen
Mine was right after when he said “ Pickle Pouches “ 😂
He was saying that as I read this😂
“Ha run”
“The call me chalk dust “ got me 😂🤣😭
0:44 they way he ran off I can’t
Is literally noone mentioning the fact he pissed himself (or at least pretended to) for a video? Man is legit the funniest guy ever.
it looked like legitimately did it but who knows
Timestamp..?
4:19...?
he prob did
the piss shooting up when he was sitting is definetly fake but i cant tell if him making him piss himself was fake too it looks real😦
Yes, when you don’t like someone you need to fire staples at them.
Without these life hax society would collapse
The part where Brandon ran back In the room after the toilet water fell out the plunger, and how he did it was perfect.
My employees probably think I'm having a seizure because I'm in hysterics watching this.
The way he’s like “excuse me store manager”
and pats his chest and a bunch of baby powder just goes everywhere
😂
"All I want for Christmas is you man, OOHWEE" Killed me
That plunger would honestly make a very good transition 🔥
The cleanup must be so bad. Nice nod to The 10th Kingdom, underrated movie.
But the real question is: how does he clean everything after a video?
YEAH
Brandon doesn't clean lol. There's this lady that cleans for him. She has a tik tok where she posts the vids of her cleaning his messes. Its dirtiest_dooder
@@master3969 oh my God ahahaha I didn't know that *blow my mind*
@@alicepizzini4142 hahaha Yes I was surprised too. Brandon should do a vid of him having to do the cleaning lol
@@master3969 *oh that poor,poor woman*
shmoking with Brandon makes my life complete