Lol... me when i have cookies, milk, ice cream, or anything sweet that counts as a dessert. Im never full, but when i see vegetables and ate nothing, i would say im full
Mine was 95 ish when he died. He be longed to my gran for 55 years and when she past he came to me. He was with me for 40 years. He was a handsome brute. I miss him
Not really, 25 years old right now, living up to 100 years. Many are younger here and will outlive that turtle, but it’s really impressive that they get this old. Just think about how efficient their whole life is, with them conserving every bit of energy, sleeping 16 hours a day, and moving at speeds that make the best value for energy. But then also consider how amazing it is that we humans can live to about the same ages while we are being A LOT more active in our lifes
@@gachalizzy1439 im sorry but my names dee g and im talking to myself. im a horrible person who discraces people for sharing their feeling which i do all the time to therapist .... atleast before i killed myself
Coyote : "this tortoise could totally bite off my nose. . ." Mark : "do a lady and the tramp with the cucumber " Coyote : "okay" *he does it* Steve Irwin + Steve-O = Coyote Petersen
Hideyoshi Kinoshita Sure does. I'd need at least a warm Subway bread around those plants to feel half as satisfied as she looks, or some olive oil and plenty of black pepper.
@@MrAledro84 lol how would you feel been carried everywhere against yoru will xD but the small turtle is on the safest place it could be inside a pocket of wild coyote an expert! so it does not need to fear life and its dangers lol!
"You'll never fond a tortoise in the water." My mind immediately thought of the Daily Dose of the Internet video where there was a tortoise floating on the water, most likely because someone tossed it in mistaking it for a turtle
I know you will never see this message but you are living a dream that I have had since I was young. Thank you for allowing yourself to pursue a career with the animal kingdom despite whatever challenges you have faced. It is an inspiration to my young ones and I. Thank you for your hard work and efforts to provide your viewers with amazing content and accurate information about whatever animal you are focusing on. Thank you for taking the risks to your health to provide us knowledge of the experience we might face in an encounter. You are a legacy my friend and I hope you nothing but success and happiness in whatever may come for you. Thank you...a sincere fan of your work!
Fun fact: turtles and tortoises actually have nerve endings in their shells, so they can feel when you touch or scratch their shells. I've actually seen several videos of turtles enjoying getting their shells scratched because they can't reach it themselves (I don't know if every turtle would enjoy that, just that I've seen videos of it).
silly lemon mix Coyote: I love turtles Turtles: I love vegetables Vegetables: I love water Water: I love oxygen Oxygen: I love earth Earth: I love how you humans keep littering 😐
My favourite thing about any tortoise/turtle species is that Quick dip into their shells when you startle them a little. Just like a quick "AA" and then they're fine. Kills me every time.
I guess people might be satisfied with me eating a whole pepperoni pizza from Pizza Joint. It only takes me 10 minutes. I'm not even joking, I love their pizza THAT much!
Triangles are illuminati, And vice versa. Triangles have 3 sides, Illuminati is not a shape "Not a shape" has 9 letters 9 + 3 = 12 "Twelve" has 6 letters "Six Letters" has 10 letters 10 + 6 = 16 Remember the 12 a couple lines before? 16 - 12 = 4 The twelve is at line 6 And 7 lines before this one 7 + 6 = 13 The number "4" is 4 lines before this line 4 + 4 = 8 13 - 8 = 5 Now take all these numbers we got: 13 8 5 4 4 8 4 4 7 6 13 7 6 16 12 4 12 10 6 9 3 9 and 3 13 + (8x2) = 29 29 - 5 = 24 24 + (4x5) = 40 40 - (7x2) = 26 26 + (6x3) = 44 44 - (13x2) = 18 18 + 16 = 34 34 - (12x2) = 10 10 + 10 = 20 20 - (9x2) = 2 2 + (3x2) = 8 We have 8 There are 11 problems Continue the adding and subtracting pattern 11 - 8 = 3 A triangle has 3 sides Remember how triangles are illuminati? This is _why_ triangles are illuminati
6:38 I swear she just winked at the camera 🤣
She did
Ya he did
Cai Jones Mason Awww she's so cute when she did that ya know I'm gonna need to hug her
She wanna smash that cameraman.
Saurabh Sharma tortoise hub
Coyote: trying to explain the history of the Galapagos Tortoise
Buckshot: *_C R U N C H_*
"Is she full."
"She's never full."
Everyone felt that.
Lmao yaaass
@@EmiDucky 😜😜😜😂😂😂
RTV Dominator you know how old fallout 4 memes are
@@tracygoodson490 You know how *funny* they are?
Camera man shouldn't talk
I like how everyone is surrounding her talking about her and her body structure and she's just chilling eating that lettuce
Imagine the role s switched. A human eating lettuce and a bunch if turtles surrounding it
@@moisess_0811 I’d volunteer to be that human i love turtles
Meh, I was just here for the mukbang
Turtles and tortoises are my moms second favorite animals
hahahahaha 🤣
Appreciate the gentleness when removing the tiny turtle from his pocket!!!
Me too
“Is she full?”
“She’s never full.”
Same.....
Lol... me when i have cookies, milk, ice cream, or anything sweet that counts as a dessert. Im never full, but when i see vegetables and ate nothing, i would say im full
At first I thought it was a dirty joke
Bru
Bruh
the turtle is biutifull
"The more it eats, the larger it grows."
Lmao, me
Katsuki Bakugou hahahaahahaha lmao im fat and ahahahah i love eating relatable yayayayahahahahaaaaaaaaYESSSSSSS
Same
and it grows bigger and bigger, then... It pops! Pop the pig is unending fun by goliath!
Awwwwwww don’t say that to your self
@@sweatyyt137
Thanks for the advice, not gonna use it
Just think, this tortoise will out live all of us.
Morbid
@@JadetheGoober Hardly. It's kinda cool tbh. A piece of history
Mine was 95 ish when he died. He be longed to my gran for 55 years and when she past he came to me. He was with me for 40 years. He was a handsome brute. I miss him
Not really, 25 years old right now, living up to 100 years. Many are younger here and will outlive that turtle, but it’s really impressive that they get this old.
Just think about how efficient their whole life is, with them conserving every bit of energy, sleeping 16 hours a day, and moving at speeds that make the best value for energy.
But then also consider how amazing it is that we humans can live to about the same ages while we are being A LOT more active in our lifes
@@Icetea-2000 the Galapagos can live up to 230 years
idk about you guys but its so satisfying everytime she bites a vegetable...
its indeed satisfying
Thunderous Cat Honestly , its literally the only reason why I clicked on this video.
I knew I'd be satisfied 😱🤤
I feel the same way
Tortoise ASMR, someone's probably going to start a channel on that now.
Thunderous Cat I agree
coyote is the only guy which doesn't do CLICKBAIT, doesn't swear(at least not on camera), educates children
jue wang exactly
that is right my 2 year sister showed me this youtuber and love his channle
jue wang not only children , im 20 and i think this facts are awesome
jue wang tu te co tu bientôt la fin de la vidéo de la convo
just because you dont know about them, doesn't mean they don't exist. There are plenty others
Awh the way she munches and gets food all over her face is so cute
Ikr! She's adorable!!! I wish I can have a tortoise or a turtle
Ikr
booooooooooooo. eewwwwwwww
@@gachalizzy1439 im sorry but my names dee g and im talking to myself. im a horrible person who discraces people for sharing their feeling which i do all the time to therapist .... atleast before i killed myself
Yo I almost died have through the video because of turtles
I have a greek tortoise and watching her eat is what I wake up for everyday. She's incredibly fascinating and I adore everything about her🥰
Who else finds it so satisfying when the tortoise is eating
Sun Trail i wish eating vegetables was that satisfying for me like ugh that crunch!
I love fruit and veg so it's good for me xD
Sun Trail yeh when it tooj them nice chucks out of the vegetables uhh that was good
Sun Trail yes
CRRRUUNCH
Is it weird that I find the tortoise eating is satisfying
Random Person going through youtube Nope! This can be an ASMR! Your not the only one!
Random Person going through youtube Makes me wanna eat a vegan.
Random Person going through youtube It's a very satisfying crunch.
Random Person going through youtube Made me kinda jealous too make it look like a bag of chips.
tortuise hub
"I'm the Galapagos Tortoise, and I'm about to enter the cucumber zone with Coyote Peterson"
Chomp on coyote Peterson's cucumber*
@@ChrisZukowski88 oh nope
@@ChrisZukowski88 Not the cucumber in his pants right?
that is sooooooooooo true
@@ChrisZukowski88 after reading ur reply I feel like gouging my eyes out
Coyote : "this tortoise could totally bite off my nose. . ."
Mark : "do a lady and the tramp with the cucumber "
Coyote : "okay" *he does it*
Steve Irwin + Steve-O = Coyote Petersen
aaaay 69 likes!
@@abandonedchannel8821 you meant 216
Fire3847 do you know how time works
Well ya can say coyotes name is nathaniel
@@user-zb9sl9pg7u you mean 354
lmao this tortoise make the vegetable look delicious
i like traps
Thought I was the only one.
I was thinking the same thing
Hideyoshi Kinoshita
Sure does. I'd need at least a warm Subway bread around those plants to feel half as satisfied as she looks, or some olive oil and plenty of black pepper.
Hideyoshi Kinoshita Right, but cucumber is delicious..
But lettuce, god no.
tortoise : *bites off cayote's nose*
cameraguy: you ok ?
Thejfjhbdudhcoihonuy uhcbu the camera guy is named mark
Dan the Man It's Mark and Mario...but maybe they didn't know so don't be mean
Thejfjhbdudhcoihonuy uhcbu would mark say that or Mario
DrWins
Danny Pace wat Danny :3
Who else likes the idea of Coyote carrying a little turtle in his pocket at all times 😂😂
Goferboy 237
It’s like Ratchet and Clank
me
i do some times when im out side
@@RTWLR lmao something like that
Rottweiler Entertainment what? 😂
@@RTWLR Ratchet doesn't carry Clank in his pocket.
I just wanna hug her, she’s so cute 🥰
*S H E W I L L B I T E Y O U =)*
@@Ramen.eater1000 no.
@@Ramen.eater1000 don't they eat plants?
@@joegaming2189 If its got a mouth it can bite you 😂
@@whaleshark5444 I thought u said dont they eat planets lol
Buckshot: *bites off coyotes lip and nose*
Mark: *describe the pain*
Murmurmurmur
Nobody like this it is at 69 likes
Danganronpa
Arrrgh! Searing pain !!!
Coyote:murmurmurm: bc of no lips
Who else loves that satisfying crunch of the food
kinda made me hungry.
Isaac Fuentes me
Isaac Fuentes I do, I wish they would would have stopped talking for a moment so we could hear it eat.
Isaac Fuentes me
Isaac Fuentes def me
Nobody:
Coyote: has turtle in his pocket
🐢🐢🐢
I put a baby snapping turtle in my pocket Lol
That turtle looks pretty pissed off
I Do
@@MrAledro84 lol how would you feel been carried everywhere against yoru will xD but the small turtle is on the safest place it could be inside a pocket of wild coyote an expert! so it does not need to fear life and its dangers lol!
Ali Carney i tried that and i got bitten
It’s nice to see more people who appreciate tortoises
Now she is 27 years old
Happy late birthday mrs.tortiose
she's dead?
Bruh
Coyote said in a episode I saw a few days ago that a turtle and a tortiose can live up to 100 years
She’s not even half way through her life
I'm the same age omg
Lixsandro jr Villafan aww happy birthday buckshot
Lu Shen NO
I love how he hugs the tortoises like Alan grant hugged the triceratops in Jurassic park 1
Spot on !
Speaking of Jurassic park 4:13
Coyote: he’s stepping on my leg!
Mark: Describe the pain!
😂😂😂😂
Evilwolf130SD omg lmaoooo factz
Its a she
You mean she
You need more water?
"You'll never fond a tortoise in the water."
My mind immediately thought of the Daily Dose of the Internet video where there was a tortoise floating on the water, most likely because someone tossed it in mistaking it for a turtle
Link please
@@swagfogg legend says he's still waiting for that link
@@yungstew1709 He is a man of strong patience
@@yungstew1709 til this very day
@@swagfogg he's talking about this video: /watch?v=r-EHzIY-_PU
She’s like: “Gimmie that” *stretching intensifies*
Underrated comment.
*STRETCCH*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PΔRAD1GM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
（＾＿＾）
I know you will never see this message but you are living a dream that I have had since I was young. Thank you for allowing yourself to pursue a career with the animal kingdom despite whatever challenges you have faced. It is an inspiration to my young ones and I. Thank you for your hard work and efforts to provide your viewers with amazing content and accurate information about whatever animal you are focusing on. Thank you for taking the risks to your health to provide us knowledge of the experience we might face in an encounter. You are a legacy my friend and I hope you nothing but success and happiness in whatever may come for you.
Thank you...a sincere fan of your work!
The first sentence sent me into the twilight zone.
@@JadetheGoober loool good I’m not the only one, like we are all dream people OP was tryna bust out the matrix
:')
Simp
Jeff what heck are you talking about
Him: turtle / tortoise.
Me: Oogway
mmm monkey
Just ameerah?
@PastelGoth NightDream there*
“Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why it's called present”
- Oogway
wu gui
9:20 Me after coding for 12 hours straight
Literally
English people: is this turtle or tortoise?
Spanish people: *T O R T U G A*
This sadly makes me think of Wild Kratts more than the Spanish language
Portuguese/Brazilian people: T A R T A R U G A
@@tcs15 im brazillian
@@tcs15 AND I APROVE IT
AxeHead 45 saaaammmeeee ._.
Coyote: Look how utterly beautiful she is-- wow she is amazing!
Buckshot: - ∆ - 🌿
🥒 🐢
（＾∇＾）🌿
( Ò *O*Ó)🥬🥦🥬🥦🥬🥒🥦🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
Tortoise: eats vegetables
34 Million people: iNteResTing
When he said:it is game over if he bit my finger. Me:looking at the tortoise let me try after a while(aaaaaaaaahhh I willl never try like this again)
When coyote said*
30M
@Mali Abdulazizova yes I do
travis Suggashie 31M
"is a herbivore"
Tortoise: "not until i 'accidentally' chomps ur finger off"
hello fellow cactuar!
@@crazycactuar1465 Do you know tortoises eat cactus?
@@Giuliuzexe do sentient ones count?
@@crazycactuar1465 I guess the cactuars do not even fear dragons. Dragons fear them.
Tortoise: *eats veggies*
Me, during quarantine: Yes.
Iol
Hahaha😆
Yes
Yes
Im in quarantine
I have never heard a more satisfying crunch
Nick Crawls haw asmr
So true
Nick Crawls haw IKR lol
tortoise asmr
Nick Crawls haw me either it’s kinds funny XD 😂 😆 😝
“NO my nose is not Romain lettuce” turtle: *hangs head*
TORTOISE!
@@dazzleasmr-i4b 😂
TORTOISE
I read this as he said it
This feels like an episode of a kids show about turtles, and I love it
feeds the turtle so much food it evolves into blastoise
Luke Magruder it's not wartortle it doesn't have the little wings
How u know Blastoise ain't a tortoise? o.O
Awesome 122444 it's a joke ....
Luke Magruder Or Torterra
Luke Magruder funny
That chomp sound is so satisfying.
Grandparent Tortoise: "I am great and ancient and I eat cucumber and romane lettuce."
Blue Velvet HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is amazing!
I am learning so much from your channel.
Thank you.
Coyote: Accidentally gets face bitten off by Buckshot
Mark: R u ok?
Describe the pain
Literally what mark would do
MeowMeowPants642 lmao
*yes*
Describe the pain
I like how the tortoise dosent care about other people 😂
what do u mean other people that turtle aint a people
BenM 10/10 grammar
Skeem Squad lol
BenM c
I like turtles
TheLegend 27 That meme is dead
TheLegend 27 yea
TheLegend 27 nice Jonathan
TheLegend 27 i like trains
TheLegend 27 Okay, you're great zombie.
This has to be the cutest Tortus I’ve ever seen
tortoise
You need to double check your grammar
am I the only one that thinks the way it eats with its tounge out is so adorable
TOTALLY SENSIBLE it is adorable.
They are!
TOTALLY SENSIBLE yeah
Their tongues are sticky and helps pull their food in :) But, yes, it is one of their most adorable traits.
Daniel Ching wow,didn't expect this comment to blow up like that
Man, that tortoise is eating healthier than I ever will!!!
That's not healthy food
Humans are carnivores
*ominvores*
Ya betcha 😂😂😂😂 its adorable
Lol
@@TheMrExemplar Since when were humans carnivores?Inform yourself.
“Feeding the BFT”
Me thinks that BFT means “big fat turtle”
From playing Doom with the BFG, I thought “Big F****** Tortoise
Same
Me thinks, what are you a caveman
Bendy Brofit probably meant me:
I thought when I saw BFT that it stood for “Big Friendly Turtle/Tortoise”
Fun fact: turtles and tortoises actually have nerve endings in their shells, so they can feel when you touch or scratch their shells. I've actually seen several videos of turtles enjoying getting their shells scratched because they can't reach it themselves (I don't know if every turtle would enjoy that, just that I've seen videos of it).
Tortoises are so chill, i want to hangout with one
saltywok i hope they dont bite me though and i luv veggies
I have a tortoise
Coyote not scared of huge spiders, snakes or bears. A tortoise eating lettuce is his only fear.
Balzsack mcdouchwad they have massive biting strength, I don't blame him for not wanting to lose a finger
Balzsack mcdouchwad it can break his finger
Liam Hall yeah that does not stop bone dislocation
Liam Hall yeah they will, you really don't know animals if you think like that. They don't know any better and can potentially bite.
Balzsack mcdouchwad his fear is a puke fruit
Did anyone else think that the sound when the tortoise ate the vegetables was satisfying ???
gangster pikachu ITS NOT SATISFYING
Verydengettortoise
gangster pikachu yes
gangster pikachu I
Yes in some way it is XD
1:41 The tortoise's blink syncs with the music so well
After watching that tortoise chomp down those greens, I've actually got a hankering for a salad.
you know how he said he was 155 lbs well I'm 10 years old and weigh 150 lbs
Ruben in that case you are probably overweight
"No. My nose is not romaine lettuce!"
Buckshot begs to differ
I just got to that part when I read this comment!
Loooooool
3:53
The crunching noises are so satisfying :D
JuliaG109 I know right
JuliaG109 ikr
JuliaG109 right know i
JuliaG109 f$&$ yes
ASMR
I really really really really really love turtles and tortoises!
1:50
Mark: nobody is excited for vegetables
Me (sees cucumber)
Me: that is not correct
Either you gonna eat the cucumber or you gonna sit on it
HELP ME JWEISH GOD HELP ME TOM CRUISE eat it
Mmmmmmmmm cucumber
You absolutely ruined the comment.
Nate Garcia how?
Her chomping sounds so satisfying
ASMR
Hell yes!!😌
CCGCHOOMMMFKCHKC
Sounds like my parrot eating carrots
Pooryou
It was so satisfying when buckshot was eating all the vegetables
Stinky Cheese902 wow buckshot is kinda cute
Stinky Cheese902 he isn't scary at all he is more friendly than scary
Dee da pro it is cute ok😁😁😁😘😋
Gfjgenjnyty4mymrvbg ege tenDee da pro
Stinky Cheese902 yay
SHE IS ADORABLE
WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL
Hexal Gaming they must’ve thought it said “dis I like”...
Arghhhh ! I freaking hate those turtle haters!
@@nerdburger234
😂😂😂
😎👍
Cus they are uneducate Maybe✌😂
Because they probably feel that he shouldn't be making money off them, because they probably feel they should be free in the wild.
The 8.6k dislikes are the other turtles that didn’t get fed
T 👏🏼 O 👏🏼 R 👏🏼 T 👏🏼 O 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 S 👏🏼 E 👏🏼
Tortoise!
Tortoise but faxs!
Or the ones that died.
Tortoises are turtles, even Cody said it. Come on now people.
1:18
That turtle is like
YAY IM IN A VIDEO
@Dylan Vu my point still stand!
Buckshot looks happy
XD
Lol ! 😂😂
“ yey i’m famous........! “
@@xyaarchive SUPER
To quote a wise, old internet sage..
I LIKE TURTLES
Plot twist: Coyote’s nose is actually romane lettuce
Interesting twist
😆
Lol
Anyone else the crunch in the turtle when she’s eating sounds satisfying
Think*
Bro it's soooooo satisfying here that "cccccrrrrrruuuuunnncccchhh
Jose L That’s called ASMR
*tortoise
I dont get asmr i think its weird
Coyote: I love turtles
Tortoise: I love vegetables
Vegetables: AHHHHHHHHH 🥒
💀
silly lemon mix
Coyote: I love turtles
Turtles: I love vegetables
Vegetables: I love water
Water: I love oxygen
Oxygen: I love earth
Earth: I love how you humans keep littering 😐
Sksksk Idc true..
Omg so truuuuue
R/youngpeopleyoutube?
@@egg69420 yus
If the tortoise pooped out pellets, the name “Buckshot” would be very fitting.
BFT- big friendly tortise
Bfg- big friendly giant
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
One is a movie lolz
Gamer Miller o yea
Well that's all 😂
@@mrillumination5862 I subed can you give me a shout out
Jocelyn Hernandez Big Fat Tick?? 🤔
That turtle makes the vegetables look soo good
Savage 27 because they are good
Its a tortoise
NyanFlame - All tortoises are turtles. They literally said that in the video.
ScarletFBL I mean tortoise only dwell on land while turtle stay in water
Savage
27
She likes to munch
She likes to crunch
But also
She likes to eat lunch.
I know they say dinner, but I wanted to say a rhyme so, sorry.
OMG I love this! But unfortunately my penut sized brain could never think of a ryme like this
@@Wurmss its bad imo
@@potbelly8280 no more honey for pooh
Ooooooooklllll
You know what I like so much about this channel. It reminds me of when I was a kid watching the crocodile hunter
Who else was satisfied with the sound when the tortoise ate the vegetables?
Samantha Larupay tutrle asmr :3
definitely me:):):):):) ;)
i loaf turtles/turtles. they are so cute!
Samantha Larupay iio
They look like mini dinosaurs!!!! 🦕 🐢🦖 😂
Not rlly but I guess a little
Ikr
Lol
Lia G they actually used to be dinosaurs.
@@ams_029 not really they were around in the time of dinosaurs
The turtle crunching was actually satisfying to me.
Shamaya Davidson I hope that you are joking
@@Bullfighter55 no and the other 56 people also Not
ASMR MUKBANG
That tortoise looks like a mini version of dinosaurs specially with her long neck and scaly legs .
My favourite thing about any tortoise/turtle species is that Quick dip into their shells when you startle them a little. Just like a quick "AA" and then they're fine. Kills me every time.
Watching animals eat is the most amusing fun activity ever.
@@jenniepryor1606 I know right.
I guess people might be satisfied with me eating a whole pepperoni pizza from Pizza Joint. It only takes me 10 minutes. I'm not even joking, I love their pizza THAT much!
All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises
Easier version:
All oranges are fruit, but not all fruits are oranges
Zippy_19 dang it i was gonna say that
Psychotic Kitsune Haha
Psychotic Kitsune Except there is no plural to the adjective ‘fruit’. It should be “All oranges are fruit, but not all fruits are oranges.
He’s a boss for being able to hold turtle with his finger
LMAO camera man 5:28 "no no no it'll be fine" Said every friend who secretly wanted to watch their buddy fail.
Such a beautiful creature
Renata Melkowska there are
Renata Melkowska, why not?
BOY
NRMgamingHD Thats Real
NRMgamingHD yes 😢😊😀😍
"Feeding the BFT"
*Doomslayer has entered the chat*
THE BIG FRIENDLY TORTOISE 🐢 HAHAHA I LOVE THAT THE TITLE IS AWWWWESOME
Someone get that guy a napkin.
Will Cash girl
Delerie Williams
Salma Dildar
will cash
It's a girl XD
“Is she full?”
“She’s never full.”
Lol same gurl, same,
We all felt that...
Im not a girl
So no
@@madmaniac6778 I never said you were the girl I’m talking about buckshot
Copied
@@justafreind2610 Maybe the OTHER one copied
It's like:
Tortoises are Turtles,
But Turtles aren't Tortoises.
Similar to Rectangles being Squares, but squares aren't rectangles. Right?
Basic set theory. All humans are mammals but not all mammals are human. Not nearly as complicated a concept as he hams it up to be in the vid.
Other way round: Squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares.
Oh. Sorry, but well, you get my point right?
It's more like 'rectangles are cuboids, but cuboids aren't rectangles'.
Triangles are illuminati,
And vice versa.
Triangles have 3 sides,
Illuminati is not a shape
"Not a shape" has 9 letters
9 + 3 = 12
"Twelve" has 6 letters
"Six Letters" has 10 letters
10 + 6 = 16
Remember the 12 a couple lines before?
16 - 12 = 4
The twelve is at line 6
And 7 lines before this one
7 + 6 = 13
The number "4" is 4 lines before this line
4 + 4 = 8
13 - 8 = 5
Now take all these numbers we got:
13 8 5 4 4 8 4 4 7 6 13 7 6 16 12 4 12 10 6 9 3 9 and 3
13 + (8x2) = 29
29 - 5 = 24
24 + (4x5) = 40
40 - (7x2) = 26
26 + (6x3) = 44
44 - (13x2) = 18
18 + 16 = 34
34 - (12x2) = 10
10 + 10 = 20
20 - (9x2) = 2
2 + (3x2) = 8
We have 8
There are 11 problems
Continue the adding and subtracting pattern
11 - 8 = 3
A triangle has 3 sides
Remember how triangles are illuminati?
This is _why_ triangles are illuminati
Everything about this video made me happy.
turtle winks at you 6:39 lol
swaggy minecraft NICE
swaggy minecraft 😂😂😂
TORTOISE*
😅😅😂😂 dude thats cool
swaggy minecraft omg lol
who else thinks its hella satisfying watching this tortoise eat its dinner
kori winner this vid was made for me
awesome
Finally! A channel that I can binge watch without feeling bad.
Jami LaPrice you better be watching in 4K
She’s so adorable. 😄❤️
this turtle should make an asmr eating channel on yt lmao
XD true!
jenna kosamo yassss
LexiBunnyLove YT it just said technically it's a turtle
Ikr? That crunch is so satisfying😂
Its a tortoise
feed the beast
edit: the crunching noise is satisfying for some reason
Another edit: JESUS 1K LIKES?
SoLoDuDeX3D
what
SoLoDuDeX3D lmaoooo
SoLoDuDeX3D lol ikr
SoLoDuDeX3D is lrlhlyllryyhlyellylil llama eeeeeeoellhllehhhhhh
Tortoises aren’t just big
They are so cute
I agree! Tortoises are my personal favourite animals!🐢
I have two
Tortoises are also small
Mines the size of my hand
And yes they are definitely cute🐢
@@swagsio3273 I have one
Totally. Decided owning one is a life goal.
Turtles , turtles and TURTLES 😂