***** yeah alright it doesnt seem like something scary i once had a dream and a fucking massive spider attaked me and another one zombies and those are way scarier then that face
He's not even an engineer. There's a "shocking" twist where it turns out he's an agent or something. (Yes, I own the physical copy of this game. I also completed it 100%. You can get it on PS Store.) There's a secret ending that's hard to get, and when you get it you unlock a mode where you shoot aliens disguised as humans. "Should we model actual Aliens?" "Nah, just say they're disguised as humans!"
***** OH MY GOD I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH THIS GAME. TURNS OUT I CAN UNLOCK MORE ARTWORK FOR COMPLETING ALL THE SUB TRAINING MISSIONS. NOPE, GAME. FUCK YOU AND YOUR "KILL 40 MAFIOSI" MISSIONS.
This videos truthfully an inspiration work of art. Its unbelievable representation of the diplomatic struggles of a mentally disabled tuna salad makes me come to tears from the sheer beauty of the metephoric representation of our corrupted destructional society.
threatening the enemy to do something only to apologize when they dont do it then immediately talking shit when they die is my favorite gaming activity.
"Are they friends of yours, Boss? They certainly give a warm reception, anyway. How come they're so happy to see you?" "Don't call me Boss." Somebody was paid to write that, people.
Hard to believe Harry's voice actor has been in MASSIVE games like Cyberpunk 2077, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Killzone, Crysis, Mirrors Edge, The Witcher 2&3, and Horizon Zero Dawn, among many others.
***** Didn't say that at all, never even said it was racist. Said it sounded like they were trying to be offensive, he brought up the chicken like 3 times, pretty sure they got the point, the chicken was good lol.
"Are you telling me that's supposed to represent a human? Looks like the member of a high elf council" My sides hurt and it hasn't even been 30 seconds
This was on the ps2 which was released 2000-2008. Like one of the other comments said this is the console that GTA San Andreas and God of war 2 came out on. This Game is shit.
I literally love you SO MUCH. When I'm upset or crying and I watch you, you make me laugh smile and feel better. You're so hilarious, your voice is perfect, your content is clean cut and amazing. I know you don't usually respond to comments so I'm only typing this for you to read. And of course as I type I'm literally crying from the video above x'D Thank you for all these awesome videos. I watched the one you uploaded before 5 times. xDDD
Dude this game is amazing. It has excellent gameplay, the graphics are godly and it obviously coated in the millions. Wow the score for this game is over 9000.
"there was pain in his eyes" dude he was wearing sunglasses uwot
Classic
Did he stutter?
I had to go back and make sure he said "PlayStation 2" when I first saw those graphics
I know right, PS1 graphics on a PS2
It might've started production on the ps1
Sonika Cain It's Sniper TWO
As in, a first Sniper game came out before this one, on the Playstation.
But what if the sequel was planned late in the ps1s life while the first was early
The intro is a flashback to the first game.
Why is this hard to understand?
"You're trying to tell me that thing represents a human?"
Got me laughing my ass off at the first line. I love you Crit.
To be fair, the characters look like blowup dolls.
@@michelletuband why do you have such knowledge in blowup dolls
@@Macc985 Hidden sources ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@michelletuband👀
"But he smells the same as I do."
"Therefore I know him like a brother."
Cracked me up right there.
I see Link from Zelda and Sephiroth work as Snipers in their free time?!
also Abby in the food cart is clearly Aeris from FF7. I wonder why Sephiroth didnt notice her
Claire Redfield chillin' in the car.
2:18 Thats a laugh you only hear in your darkest nightmares
***** his profile pic isn't scary wtf r u on about
Lucahjin?
***** yeah alright it doesnt seem like something scary i once had a dream and a fucking massive spider attaked me and another one zombies and those are way scarier then that face
***** i have changed my mind i guess that would be pretty scary
Me: Hey look, it's Sephiroth
Cr1tikal: Good afternoon Sephiroth
Me: holy shit he can read my mind.
+Deverey1 Holy shit, I thought the exact same thing and got so excited right after he said it. This must be the Cr1TiKaL hivemind we never speak of.
I thought Vergil, but that's pretty much the same thing
Huge impact 😂
That grenade didn't even blow up the ketchup and mustard bottles on the counter, lawl.
The mustard and ketchup containers were clearly designed to withstand a grenade blast.
It was a lime, weren't you paying attention?
Salik Ali you know when a really hungry fat guy lunges at the table with his mouth full of fries , these bottles better be robust :D
***** At least they were not throwing lemons that's the street name for plastic explosives.
I love how Cr1tikal isn't afraid of things that are supposed to be scary but freaks the fuck out over things like the girls hands.
the leaf in his medal of honor video.
Nick Lipkowitz I’m sorry but have you seen those hands!
black guy gets 3 chicken specials lol
That's not racist!
SilencedDestroyer
of course not
id like to like ur comment but i cant ruin that 69 :D
Donald sterling over here
he ordered one for all three of them
"I thought an engineer would be able to fix a little thing like a car." god damn, there is a difference from a auto-mechanic and an engineer.
no there's not.
***** wrong.
He's not even an engineer. There's a "shocking" twist where it turns out he's an agent or something. (Yes, I own the physical copy of this game. I also completed it 100%. You can get it on PS Store.)
There's a secret ending that's hard to get, and when you get it you unlock a mode where you shoot aliens disguised as humans. "Should we model actual Aliens?" "Nah, just say they're disguised as humans!"
***** I hate myself.
***** OH MY GOD I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH THIS GAME. TURNS OUT I CAN UNLOCK MORE ARTWORK FOR COMPLETING ALL THE SUB TRAINING MISSIONS. NOPE, GAME. FUCK YOU AND YOUR "KILL 40 MAFIOSI" MISSIONS.
I miss these old videos.
Crit is his prime.
8:57 - 9:00 Now that's the kind of explosion you could run away from.
Think it was a smoke bomb :P
xingbairong Exactly.
xingbairong it looked like insta-jello-nade
This videos truthfully an inspiration work of art. Its unbelievable representation of the diplomatic struggles of a mentally disabled tuna salad makes me come to tears from the sheer beauty of the metephoric representation of our corrupted destructional society.
You sound like my teacher when we read a passage from a book.
*metaphoric
I need to know...do Stanley, Harry, and C.A. ever get to enjoy the chicken special at Prestone's Diner?
threatening the enemy to do something only to apologize when they dont do it then immediately talking shit when they die is my favorite gaming activity.
Are trying to tell me that thing is supposed to represent a human.
Love that intro
I don't know, but it smells like I do
"Whoa, calm down Scarlett JoHANDsson!"
"HANd Zimmer.
I fucking lost it at the end when he quoted "I don't know, but they smell like we do."
Of course the black guy recommends a chicken special
Says the frog with the name duck
pablo Carrasco AHAHAHA!
But that's none of your business.
ya but he said he's not good with killing people lol ya shur
Duck lol
"Are they friends of yours, Boss? They certainly give a warm reception, anyway. How come they're so happy to see you?"
"Don't call me Boss."
Somebody was paid to write that, people.
LOL "Good afternoon Sephiroth, are you here for the chicken special?"
Hey, that black man likes chicken! This game seems so much more relevant now.
DATS RACIST!
So....Cr1tikal's played two games in a row that had long ass cutscenes and guys named Harry in them. Interesting.
Hard to believe Harry's voice actor has been in MASSIVE games like Cyberpunk 2077, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Killzone, Crysis, Mirrors Edge, The Witcher 2&3, and Horizon Zero Dawn, among many others.
Cr1TiKaL is destined to only ever see cutscenes from now on.
i laughed at his scarlett jo-HAND-sson joke way to much
4:14, "The pain in his eyes." How the hell did you know? He was wearing sunglasses.
can't tell if they were trying to be offensive or not lol
the black guy brought up the chicken about 3 times in one conversation
What, black guys aren't allowed to enjoy delicious chicken? That's racist
*****
Didn't say that at all, never even said it was racist. Said it sounded like they were trying to be offensive, he brought up the chicken like 3 times, pretty sure they got the point, the chicken was good lol.
This is a PS2 game? Good God! These graphics look like PS1 era!
Hard to think this was on the same console as the Jak and Daxter games.
Worse than some PS1 launch titles even.
More like n64
I needed a video from you more than anything. Cr1TiKaL you NEVER fail to make me smile.
***** Bitch Nigga
Sandmannen HAHAHAHAHA HES THIRSTY
How to be beta, with *****.
*****
I don't want to learn how to be beta, FYI, I actually like getting laid.
Lol wtf
i can honestly say i laugh every time i watch one of you videos
"Are you telling me that's supposed to represent a human? Looks like the member of a high elf council" My sides hurt and it hasn't even been 30 seconds
''What kind of automobile has 3 front seats''
I died
Oh man I totally saw the "Sephiroth" line coming at 3:00 ! Or at least, I was thinking it! Cracked up laughing when he said it!
I love CA's reaction to the grenade being thrown at her.
Cr1tik3l is the MST3K of gaming.
I've been looking for a metaphor for so long. And now I have it. Thank you.
I swear Charlie could talk for 5 hours straight and never say the same thing twice
haaa 3:34 Sephiroth just sitting cross armed in the background listening in on them talk shit about him.
If this is the second sniper, I don't even want to see the first.
This is the greatest comic sans of All Time
Дорфи Cyka Blyad!!!! (I'm sorry)
Oh lord another quality laughing marathon. Thanks man, you're one of the few TH-camrs that regularly make me laugh out loud. I will applaud you
You can see that Harry is a professional by how he could see the pain in his eyes although the guy had sunglasses.
This game does not even need commentary to be funny. It is most ridiculous.
"A 45-minute animated short directed by Carl Denham's urethra."
Of course the black guy loves chicken
"Looks like he's about to attend a hootenanny."
Ahhh, classic Cr1tikal.
Comic Sans subtitles, NOW we're talking quality!
The comic sans is very appropriate
this looks more like a tech demo for the Atari Jaguar than a PS2 game
64bits of awesomeness
WHY THE FUCK DID THE DEVELOPERS THINK THIS WAS A GOOD GAME
I think that's the point; they didn't think.
Funding.
I think it was made in 1970, so it looked good at the time.
This was on the ps2 which was released 2000-2008. Like one of the other comments said this is the console that GTA San Andreas and God of war 2 came out on. This Game is shit.
This was on the PS2? I thought it was for the PC
"Scarlet Jo-hand-sen" I LoLed
"What kind of automobile has 3 front seats?"
I laughed so hard
Wait I must know! How did the Chicken Special taste?
Who would have known that Sephiroth would have appeared in this masterpiece of a game years later!!
scarlett johandsson
hands zimmer
jesus christ. A+, 10/10.
This scary man brought to you in part by: Axe For Men; a scent no other man can miss.
1:56 hey it's Franklin!
2:17 i dont know about y'all but that laugh cracked me up xDDDD
"That poor girl looks like shes been cloroformed"
COMIC SANS
Stay out of my territory!
Nekochan456 you're goddamn right.
Why are they eating at a clearing in a scrapyard?
So I guess no one cares about Stanley's car being left in the fucking dessert.
I love this cut of Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Penguinz, we really need a walkthrough on this amazing game, not to mention your amazing commentary which is basically 3000x better than the game.
It wasn't until 8 minutes in I remembered this was supposed to be a sniper game
I literally love you SO MUCH. When I'm upset or crying and I watch you, you make me laugh smile and feel better. You're so hilarious, your voice is perfect, your content is clean cut and amazing. I know you don't usually respond to comments so I'm only typing this for you to read. And of course as I type I'm literally crying from the video above x'D Thank you for all these awesome videos. I watched the one you uploaded before 5 times. xDDD
The voice quality is better than most games and even movies I have ever seen.
What movies are you watching, grade A snuff films?
I should be doing homework. Damn you, Cr1tikal.
That groovy panic at 4:34 made me wake up everyone in my house.
Stanley's walk cycle was on point though. +1 point to the programmers.
i cant possibly be the only one here who wants a part 2.
Yeah. For some reason this game's actually piqued my interest.
Damn! Just when I was getting into the story plot.
"The voice syncing is absolutely remarkable."
In my opinion, Critikals sarcasm is his funniest trait. xD
did the credits really just roll after one stage?
+HemiUnaka They roll after EVERY stage
+Juliアルゼンチン人ウィアブー That's the kind of conceded creators I want behind every game I play
+HemiUnaka MGSV ripped this off
+YEAH BABY still didnt win best game :'^)
*****
Lucky Star
4:30 That is my new dance move! Thank you Stanley for teaching me it! :D
Are you into shitty cutscenes right now, Cr1tikal?
This was for the PS2? :/ I would have been more convinced if it was for the PS1.
Maybe early PS1?
+Ezzard Duvall He said it was for the PS2.
Right I mistyped, I meant early PS2.
Although these graphics remind me of Mega man Legends.
+Changed Daily lol dude mgs 2 was early ps2 and looked WAY better than this piece of wanky turd.
looks more like n64
"He smells the same as i do." "Therefore I know him like a brother."
0:57 when the faces blend. Beautiful
Looks like that lime was manufactured by Aperture Science.
The voice acting was on par with anything Pixar has released. This game was truly stunning, I hope to see a theatrical release soon.
Dude this game is amazing. It has excellent gameplay, the graphics are godly and it obviously coated in the millions. Wow the score for this game is over 9000.
Actually really old cars have 3 front seats.
Those would be called "bench" seats..
I like how for almost intro he says “let’s do this shit” in the calmest voice
"He has a pain in his eyes"
He was wearing sunglasses that harnessed the power of a dark hole so that not even light could escape from them...
2:21 older cars had a bench that isn't seprated in the middle so three people could comfortably fit
"And there's pain in his eyes" That guy had glasses on. Just saying.
@2:20
Actually really old cars from like the 1940s usually have 3 front seats
"there's pain in his eyes"
guy is wearing sunglasses
Stanley talks black, requested the chicken special, has the cops on his tail, and wears a very contradictory outfit. This game isn't racist at all
Gotta love how the black guy keeps saying the chicken special is the bomb lol
"Calm down Scarlett JoHANDson"
Genius.
"Harry? What's up?"
"I don't know. I can't hear you-- your mouth is closed."
Lost my shit
the black guy in this game REALLY LIKES CHICKEN
I can't believe a game with this tech made it to the PS2. It looks like it'd be more at home on the N64...
Of course they have the black guy just talking about chicken non-stop
First secs in the commentary: "what the fuck"
Me: such fine eloquence 👌🏻
"Good afternoon Sephiroth."
I lost it there XD
This has a ridiculous story line, like an 80s action movie.
The graphics suggest production started in the 80s