You walk into a tavern As you enter, you feel the intense stare over your shoulder and unwelcome atmosphere giving you the feeling that you better move along. A warrior get up and blocks your path. "You lost, skinny bones?" Said the warrior. He notices your fancy gear and show his palms and gesture you to hand em over. What do you do? -initiate a fight with magic missile -You roll a 20 and hit everyone in the bar sending everyone into a frenzy.
Imagine an exoplanetary spaceship, searching for life. They receive an incoming digital audio signal as they approach a small, stone planet covered in water. They hear this.
...They wouldn't understand it at all. There's no guarantee that they even use the same types of communication as Earth life. They could communicate entirely using infrasound and pheromones. To them, this would sound completely alien and they would have no way of determining what it was or what it meant.
I love how the song ends halfway thru, and amidst the screaming you think it might be over, and then it starts all over again almost worse than before.
For as absurd as it sounds, this shit is useful. When you're stressed out, you can hear the absurdity of happy background music, irrelevant dialogue, the screams of excruciating pain and euphoric shouts. Amusing, relaxing and oddly unsettling. Or maybe i'm a fucking sociopath that enjoys hearing happy suffering and getting nerd'd-out, i don't know.
Jumper Yeah, that's certainly one of the easier things you could do when it comes to rom hacking. I'm not going to claim to know anything about the level of difficulty that goes into rom hacks, but I'd assume music changes and swaps are one of the easier things to do.
Juice Same here. If I had more knowledge on this, I would probably mention it to you. Speaking of romhacking, it's kind of hard to make one, isn't it? (I know it depends on the game, but still...)
I once snuck into 3 computer labs when I was in HS my junior year and turned on each one at max volume, and then proceeded to play the 10 hour version of this on every single one. In 3 different labs. Across the school. I just see teachers/administrators going around like "the fuck is that horrendous noise" before figuring it out. That was beautiful.
I legit did this at an old job of mine several years back. They had us working late, way too late, and for far too little pay. So I decided to have a bit of fun one night when I was the last one there. I set the 10 hour version, on loop, on the company speakers (which I found were connected to a computer left unlocked in the cafeteria, for some reason), and left. The next day, I heard people talking about the "horrible screaming sounds" when they came into work that morning, and I had to play dumb, ha. Yep, I was _that_ guy. Not even ashamed of it. Life's too short to not have a bit of harmless fun here and there.
so i have a story, kids. my boyfriend of 2 years is a GM for some DnD campaigns, many that i am a part of. they're small, mainly for us and our mutual friend group, and one time i was the only one wanting to play while some others spectated. i get far enough, then run into a Demonic Wraith, which was ok by me since my character was gearing up to be a paladin. however, we kept consistently getting the shittiest attack rolls of all time and the best dodge rolls. one of the wraith's spells was magic missile, so as soon as a pattern was established, it started casting that, my boyfriend put this video on for background music... and it was *on.* i had to end the battle with a failed attempt at diplomacy and waiting out the number of turns it took for its Spirit of Ruination curse to kill him.
Blake Cow Nightcore is just awful weeb EDM remixes of already bad songs while vaporwave is a commentary on the way we buy and consume things at a ridiculous pace.
cant tell why but I've just been listening to this with headphones on for 20 minutes it's just too amazing to stop playing also because im afraid if I stop the magic missles will get me
A wizard walks into his nearest grocery store he pulls out a wand he shoots magic missles at anyone in his way he soon leaves behind him a crowd of people stung by angry bees carrying with him the entire stock of toilet paper
I always imagined this as some asshole throwing jars of bees at a group of guys, yelling "MAGIC MISSILE" each time he lugs another jar at his screaming friends
I know he's shooting a roman candle in the original but over the music and the screaming the magic missiles just sound like mysterious wet globs to the face
The guy screaming about "bees" is from "How to Scream" - it's like, two guys just screaming? One fellow has glasses, and is wearing an indigo shirt with 'Wizard needs hug badly" written in golden lettering The other guy has short curly black hair, and is wearing an army green jacket The video alternates between them, taking turns just screaming at the camera - I can't find the original video uploaded anywhere.
@@Nyxchrono23 Holy shit, that's it - based. I had tried searching for that title, but couldn't find it - guess I should have probably messed with the search settings to cull out more recent videos. How'd you find it?
@@Atzros I found it by googling ' "How to Scream" "bees" ' (one query) but found it on page 2 I think. And after that, I've also discovered that OP has uploaded other variants, and some people asked the same question, but that time OP replied with a link to the video directly.
@@Atzros OK I think YT goofed, I replied once already stating how I found it, then made a second comment adding more info to how I found it, but I can no longer see my first comment?? So I'm going to restate, sorry if it is in the system (it's not showing on my end). How I initially discovered it was: I googled what you said and did some filtering, as you'd also said you should've lol. My query was ' "How to Scream" bees before:2015 ' and it showed up the results on like page 2, but now when I do the same query I only get 3 videos and the second one is the actual one. I did also learn that the OP of this video has uploaded other variants of the same thing, but some people have asked on those videos about the screaming, and OP replied with a direct link to the video, so there's that.
When My group is playing an mmo and the boss is kick our asses while one of our Mage just takes pot shot on the minions. So many casualties.... I still get flashbacks.
Kind of sounds like some wizard walked into a bar and started shooting magic missiles at everyone while the band is still playing.
And bees, don't forget the bees.
umm thx.
sounds more like a wizard shooting magic missiles at everyone while they run around while the running music plays
The bees are just normal
You walk into a tavern
As you enter, you feel the intense stare over your shoulder and unwelcome atmosphere giving you the feeling that you better move along.
A warrior get up and blocks your path.
"You lost, skinny bones?" Said the warrior. He notices your fancy gear and show his palms and gesture you to hand em over.
What do you do?
-initiate a fight with magic missile
-You roll a 20 and hit everyone in the bar sending everyone into a frenzy.
Loud Nigra: The Barbarian
Rainbow Ride: The Bard
Magic Missile: The Wizard
BEES: The Druid
The guy in the thumbnail: the DM just watching the party terrorize random NPCs
@@Clepto_and_Co Your comment is gold, made me burst out laughing.
Normal D&D party:
Rainbow ride really is the glue that holds this beautiful clusterfuck of insanity and unholyness together
Magic Missile*
BEEEEEEEES!*
AHHHHHHHHHHH*
You nailed it
Category: Gaming
Reason: Tf2 micspam content
Lmao
I used to mic spam this I just so SiIvaGunner stuff now.
MYURRRRDERRRRRRERRRRRRRRR
And tear of grace's SOW videos
I've used it many times before
This video is literally the closest representation of youtube comments ever.
OH MY GOD THIS COMMENT
MAGIC MISSILE
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boy do I love rainbow road
*MAGIC MISSILE*
Imagine an exoplanetary spaceship, searching for life. They receive an incoming digital audio signal as they approach a small, stone planet covered in water.
They hear this.
OMG YES
"Music? Such beautiful, divine tones? There might be intelligent life here after all!"
"SHIT RETREAT THEYRE TOO STRONG"
"They have clearly surpassed us long ago."
...They wouldn't understand it at all. There's no guarantee that they even use the same types of communication as Earth life. They could communicate entirely using infrasound and pheromones. To them, this would sound completely alien and they would have no way of determining what it was or what it meant.
"Then we run around like a fucking idiot while blasting BEES."
Just found my new clock alarm.
- Thanks Joel (Vinesauce)
ok, i'll
sukyake When did he use this?
Waluigi apocalipse
And GTA San Andreas.
Yeah came here from his sims 4 heard it in the background
every D&D campagin summed up in one magnificent mix of sounds and melodies
The bees is the druid randomy trowing previously shaken jars of bees
my humour has degraded to the point i find this hilarious
Upgraded*
Sir Codsworth 2018 memes in a nutshell
Same
Ford Focus
Welcome in the club
This pretty much summarizes what it's like to play a sorcerer in Dark Souls.
you guys closing your eyes and listening? this is what one of the chambers of hell will sound like
Just visited. Got to try their snack-bar, it's *KILLER*.
Hell is a serene place.
+Jumper Aloha, snack-bar.
christiandj50 SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
christiandj50 Nah man. S'just the Internets.
When the wizard walks into the Local Walmart with his *Magic Missle*
Christ
I like to think this comment was an inspiration for Dougdoug's dnd stream.
Sometimes I like to open several Tabs of these of different volumes each while I do school work
And no one is questioning this?
My roommate did once, I just gave him and offhand glance and went back to work
I love how the song ends halfway thru, and amidst the screaming you think it might be over, and then it starts all over again almost worse than before.
For as absurd as it sounds, this shit is useful.
When you're stressed out, you can hear the absurdity of happy background music, irrelevant dialogue, the screams of excruciating pain and euphoric shouts. Amusing, relaxing and oddly unsettling.
Or maybe i'm a fucking sociopath that enjoys hearing happy suffering and getting nerd'd-out, i don't know.
I also enjoy it, so I can confirm that you are, in fact, a complete sociopath.
that's not pain, friend
Yeah for some reason i found this really relaxing during the pandemic.
Both.
Both is good.
I wish this is what played when you went down the slides in Mario 64.
You know, there's been romhacks of Super Mario 64 with custom music, so it should be possible to make this a reality.
Jumper Yeah, that's certainly one of the easier things you could do when it comes to rom hacking. I'm not going to claim to know anything about the level of difficulty that goes into rom hacks, but I'd assume music changes and swaps are one of the easier things to do.
Juice Same here. If I had more knowledge on this, I would probably mention it to you.
Speaking of romhacking, it's kind of hard to make one, isn't it? (I know it depends on the game, but still...)
I once snuck into 3 computer labs when I was in HS my junior year and turned on each one at max volume, and then proceeded to play the 10 hour version of this on every single one. In 3 different labs. Across the school. I just see teachers/administrators going around like "the fuck is that horrendous noise" before figuring it out. That was beautiful.
when I was in highschool I was an annoying shit too
@@CheezWhiz360 shut up, it was funny as fuck
I legit did this at an old job of mine several years back. They had us working late, way too late, and for far too little pay. So I decided to have a bit of fun one night when I was the last one there.
I set the 10 hour version, on loop, on the company speakers (which I found were connected to a computer left unlocked in the cafeteria, for some reason), and left.
The next day, I heard people talking about the "horrible screaming sounds" when they came into work that morning, and I had to play dumb, ha.
Yep, I was _that_ guy. Not even ashamed of it. Life's too short to not have a bit of harmless fun here and there.
How the flying shit did this get 50 thousand views. You guys rock.
+SwissArmyTin I have this set as an alarm every morning.
+SwissArmyTin Joel
+SwissArmyTin Simple, those are my views, i'm also considering making this my alarm btw
I'm starting to consider it's my friend who keeps spamming this on the music bot in our voice com server :P
we almost at 100k now
I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
Edit: I can't believe I watched the whole thing twice.
+ninetails593 >> th-cam.com/video/i6i31NswVrQ/w-d-xo.html
I cant believe its not butter.
I can't believe I haven't killed myself yet
Must be a great wizard to have enough mana for all those Magic Missiles
Imagine going through all the trouble with simulacrum just to spam a 1st level spell
This is where innocence is lost
Open this in 5 tabs at the same time.
Thicc Thighs Save Lives your name is beautiful
I literally just did that in the middle of class with no headphones on!
Absolutely *NO* regrets!
truly one of the sounds of hell so why does my brain enjoy it. wtf brain
I did it now everything hurts.
For bonus pain, set each one to play at a different speed
When your team of barbarians has to fight a high-level wizard
I imagine this is what the Street Fighter V servers would sound like if you could somehow capture the audio of it.
so i have a story, kids.
my boyfriend of 2 years is a GM for some DnD campaigns, many that i am a part of. they're small, mainly for us and our mutual friend group, and one time i was the only one wanting to play while some others spectated. i get far enough, then run into a Demonic Wraith, which was ok by me since my character was gearing up to be a paladin. however, we kept consistently getting the shittiest attack rolls of all time and the best dodge rolls. one of the wraith's spells was magic missile, so as soon as a pattern was established, it started casting that, my boyfriend put this video on for background music...
and it was *on.*
i had to end the battle with a failed attempt at diplomacy and waiting out the number of turns it took for its Spirit of Ruination curse to kill him.
LOL holy shit, that's great
i didn't deserve this heart, sir
You made me want to get into Dungeons and Dragons.
update, me and the GM of this are now married.
@@basedokadaizo well shit, good for you hope things are going well
This is better than vaporwave and nightcore
I should make some vaporwave out of this.
-This- Anything is better than vaporwave and nightcore
Blake Cow Nightcore is just awful weeb EDM remixes of already bad songs while vaporwave is a commentary on the way we buy and consume things at a ridiculous pace.
some one should do nightcore on this
Kaiju Kamacuras OK sorry dad. Please enlighten me.
*BEEEEEEEES*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*
pretty much the voices I hear when I close my eyes for bedtime
I hope one day humanity falls and all that is left for future beings to remember us by is this.
cant tell why but I've just been listening to this with headphones on for 20 minutes it's just too amazing to stop playing also because im afraid if I stop the magic missles will get me
if minecraft had voice chat
Why is this so true?
LeCoolFace sounds more like fortnite players.
LeCoolFace plus Minecraft is a good game. Yes there are cringy people in it, but not everyone is.
LeCoolFace Minecraft counts as a game. Oh yeah and it is a good game.
LeCoolFace also if Minecraft doesn’t count as a game, what are the “qualifications” for something to be a game?
Obtaining_A_Golden_Frying_Pan.midi
MSOGameShow So true.
"No, you don't deserve sleep." Joel
This is what the inside of my head sounds like
This still plays in my head all these years later. Thanks TF2 mic spammers, you were the real MVPs.
Coronavirus hits
Investors: "Ah it's just a flu. Just a conspiracy!"
Stock market crashes
Investors:
A wizard walks into his nearest grocery store
he pulls out a wand
he shoots magic missles at anyone in his way
he soon leaves behind him a crowd of people stung by angry bees carrying with him the entire stock of toilet paper
discord chat be like: [incoherent screams]
(loud sirens)
*shitposting*
>the sound of cooming
>the sounds of hell
(bees)
[audience laughter]
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MMM~AGIC MISSILE
MMMM~AGIC MISSILE
"One file looping. This"
-Jobel
What the outside of Minnesota sounds like
This made me feel feelings I didn't know I had.
A masterpiece.
every time I feel down I turn this on and laugh my ass off imagining what kind of horrifying things this audio could relate to.
POV: You're a Russian conscript outside Kharkiv on February 25, 2022...
Hah!
This is the pinnacle of TH-cam.
Nothing else matters. Just this piece of art.
Agreed.
this hits that spot in my brain that is not satisfied by anything else
If I was the kind of person who could hack into public loudspeakers, this is the kind of thing I'd play on them
My current mental state:
This perfectly describes what goes on in my head 24/7
This is the embodiment of my mental state
I lose it every time I hear "BEES!"
When the essay is due in a hour but you done nothing
This is how it feels to be a low-level caster in Elden Ring
"So what kind of music do you like?"
This is what a raid sounds like, where if something can go wrong, it has gone wrong.
This is the proper way to internet
I didn't think this could get any more beautiful
May I use this in an upcoming project?
+Demasus pls
Nigga that's what I need it for
+Go Eat A Towel Sorry for the late reply, but sure, you can use it
SwissArmyTin Thanks
+Go Eat A Towel what kind of project would you even need this for? xD
MAGIC MISSLE! MAGIC MISSLE! MAGIC MISSLE! MAGIC MISSLE! MAGIC MISSLE! MAGIC MISSLE!
I always imagined this as some asshole throwing jars of bees at a group of guys, yelling "MAGIC MISSILE" each time he lugs another jar at his screaming friends
I put this in the background everytime I'm going to se something horrible.
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
A N I M E
N
I
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I ever have a school project that requires music of any sort in the background, I'm using this.
I'm gonna manage to fuck this up even more...
I know he's shooting a roman candle in the original but over the music and the screaming the magic missiles just sound like mysterious wet globs to the face
This video is literally the closest representation of ADHD.
Yes, officer, this is the video.
I am a grown adult and still laugh at this…
When your crush touches your hand
oh hot damn This Is My Jam
same bro
When the event is about to end and you need to do four days of farming in a 24 hours.
"So how's 2020 so far?"
Me: 0:00
This is what a bee hears every time it enters in a crowed area.
Music to relax and have an aneurysm to
The guy screaming about "bees" is from "How to Scream" - it's like, two guys just screaming?
One fellow has glasses, and is wearing an indigo shirt with 'Wizard needs hug badly" written in golden lettering
The other guy has short curly black hair, and is wearing an army green jacket
The video alternates between them, taking turns just screaming at the camera - I can't find the original video uploaded anywhere.
I found the video of the guys screaming: th-cam.com/video/SsMGBAsORmU/w-d-xo.html
@@Nyxchrono23 Holy shit, that's it - based.
I had tried searching for that title, but couldn't find it - guess I should have probably messed with the search settings to cull out more recent videos.
How'd you find it?
@@Atzros I found it by googling ' "How to Scream" "bees" ' (one query) but found it on page 2 I think. And after that, I've also discovered that OP has uploaded other variants, and some people asked the same question, but that time OP replied with a link to the video directly.
@@Atzros OK I think YT goofed, I replied once already stating how I found it, then made a second comment adding more info to how I found it, but I can no longer see my first comment?? So I'm going to restate, sorry if it is in the system (it's not showing on my end).
How I initially discovered it was: I googled what you said and did some filtering, as you'd also said you should've lol. My query was ' "How to Scream" bees before:2015 ' and it showed up the results on like page 2, but now when I do the same query I only get 3 videos and the second one is the actual one.
I did also learn that the OP of this video has uploaded other variants of the same thing, but some people have asked on those videos about the screaming, and OP replied with a direct link to the video, so there's that.
Teacher: You have 1 more minute to finish the test
My Brain:
I will use this for my morning alarm now, thanks.
Sometimes I listen to this in public with headphones on hoping someone will ask me what song I'm listening to and then letting them hear this.
This is the soundtrack to my life
I can't believe I found this video again after so much time
Dear god I can legit hear this echoing after listening to the whole thing. Help
*BEES! WOOOOOO WOOO WOOOOOO WOOOO!*
i listen to this while crying to sleep
Audio representation of my computer trying to run Minecraft with shaders and 22 mods installed.
this was my alarm sound from 2015 through 2018 and the beginning of it still gives me ptsd to this day
This is what the employees at Blizzard experience on a daily basis.
Holy fuck it’s so clean
Waluigi's Twerkpocalypse
Don't share with the normies
If I just play the audio, they'll never find the source.
Good idea
@@scoutkirby144 all i did was type in "magic missile song" and found it lel
The occasional "BEEEES, BEEEEEEEES" fucking kills me every time lmao
The anthem of the voices in my head
When you spam the thunder emote on your spore creatures
IT'S BACK AND IT'S BETTER THAN EVER! EXTENDED 1 HOUR VERSION OUT NOW: th-cam.com/video/a36C22mOfKY/w-d-xo.html
i request a download link of this heavenly music
It's like as soon as the insanity on one track stops the other one just starts going off the fucking rails
"THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF, JON" would go perfectly with this.
This shit has been making me laugh for years
Me and the bois when we see a bee:
My brain during any kind of test.
The bees, they sting, *real hard*
When My group is playing an mmo and the boss is kick our asses while one of our Mage just takes pot shot on the minions. So many casualties.... I still get flashbacks.
When a beehive falls next to you in Animal Crossing