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You know what, you gotta go with your first instinct when it comes to naming videos! MARKIPLIER'S BIG LONG SNAKE IT IS!!
+Markiplier lenny face
+Markiplier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hello there Mark.
YASSSSS
yes mark
Also, I'm never going to stop cursing so don't panic about that lol. It's pretty much in my blood at this point.
My point was that it's easy to fall into the trap of using vulgarity as a fallback instead of trying to reach for cleverness. Not that I'm ever going to stop shouting FUCK at the top of my lungs, but it shouldn't be the only thing I shout at the top of my lungs :P
+Markiplier
You say it a lot though ;L
You're great the way you are now. :B
your cursing is funny mark, you curse and then laugh, dont stop cursing please :D
+Markiplier I about lost it when you died that last time, "welp there goes the no cursing" hahaha
+Markiplier I don't think any of us ever believed you could stop swearing for even a second...
Mark: I'm trying to curse less.
That was a good one, Mark.
Still no ads
SINCE WHEN???
Correction that was a fucking good one mark
TheMsMoneypenny he’s family friendly now
Lol mark rlly didn’t even try 😂
"I'm trying to be comedic with a bit of wit."
me: I did not come here for witty humor. I came here to watch you get angry and curse out a digital worm
The other titles I wanted to name this video were:
DEFINITELY NOT A PENIS
GOBBLING BALLS UNTIL I DIE
MARKIPLIER'S BIG LONG SNAKE
+Markiplier ALL THOSE ARE FANTASTIC! XD
+Markiplier lol
+Markiplier :) genius lol
the first one is awesome
XD
How to be good at these games: Don't own a shitty internet service.
Yes.
yep
+ChemicaaLz every youtuber that's played it and uploaded it has had lag, im pretty sure its just the game.
+ChemicaaLz yep
lol
I was at 47K and then a new snake spawned right in front of me XD
that sucks XD
Omg XD that'd suck
I've got 73k once!!
one time I got 16
that happened to me when I was at 33k XDD
you hit your head. you ded. you smack other peoplez in the face. THEY ded. twirly twirly murder fun times.
**Dead
+Isabella Merritt I know...buzz kill
so true
Rocco Quintanilla im ded
snekiplier
I personally love when mark curses, he has a certain type of humor that's just not the same when he doesn't curse. I mean after all the has 12,000,000 something subscribers! anyone with me?
No
I'm definitely agreeing with you
+jennely calderon
well if he learns to be funnier without swearing it would be cool to see where it goes.
+Nick Nevco ya
+Nick Nevco I would hate that! It would be like stampylongnose of games that aren't minecraft tbh😐
Mark is definitely the funniest when he isn't trying to be funny and just being himself.
Definitely
+MarkipIier FAKEIPLIER
+MarkipIier scam alert
+MarkipIier it's really Called slither dot io aka (slither.io)but it's ok how you prnoce it because I'm not one of those people that be mean and juge you ya know and plus YOUR MY FAV!!!!!!!
love your hair!!!!
Mark's failure at not cursing, and the fact that he's coming up with insults that would come out of a 5 year olds mouth is what's truly funny 😆
12:16 i died laughing i woke everyone in da house
HAHA IT'S SO FUNNY
same 😂
i did to lmao
omg I think I woke up my sister lol
Life.
**angrily screams** MAYBE ITS MAYBELLINE
PROTIP
+KaitlynWalsh nOOoooOOOo
Phamily
My favorite moment lol
All of you guys have Dan and Phil profile pics lmao
I think he gets scared more by this game than any other horror game
XD
uh yeah lol
truuuuu
+Donovan Dolan Jump Scare Game*
+LiveGame555 fnaf*
Vulgarity is where your wit shines most, if that makes any sense. None of us think you're stupid or unfunny because you curse or are silly from time to time, that's what we love. Whatever you do end up doing, I'm always going to watch.
so will i i mean im christian so im against swearing but the hilarity makes up for it
the bible says you can't cuss??
+Mikie C-Kay fuck you it says it is bad to say bad words
seid well
+David Heidelberg learn how to use your brain before you type buddy.
9:42 "Follow other people until they fail and then capitalize on all the mistakes that they've ever regretted in their life and then make fun of them when they're dead". Markipoo 2016
Anyone else think swearing makes things funnier?
sometimes
+Hexpro depends. excessive swearing can be a comedy crutch.
Damnitt. Now there's a clickbait Jack and Mark. FUCK OFF!
+Hexpro Yeah
+Hexpro When used well. The more un-funny part of this is his tantrums.
Did anyone else get vary disappointed when. Mark died?
Aye
Is it wrong that I laughed...? xD
+fall lada *very
+fall lada Yes. I feel sorry for mark. :(
I died of laughter
"you have to spend balls to go faster" -Markimoo 2016
Aaron Holappa I'm Sick of These Comments.
@@LeslieB73 Then ignore them
@@shaynajansen5837 I'm not even sure why I said this...
I call this game:
Snake Homicide Simulator
I absolutely love how he just completely loses his shit when he gets killed!
Same
Not like his horror games, this one he lost all his shit when he died at the end xD
yep
You're new here aren't ya
+Intergalactic Anxiety Princess Not only is it not that damn serious, but also 1) it's terribly hard to make it on TH-cam nowadays so this is what many have to resort to and 2) it will not hurt Mark (or anyone) in the slightest.
When your parents walk in your room on just the moment when Mark says "LETS PLAY DICKBALL!" Lets just say it doesn't end well -.-
lol
Ever heard of those things called headphones? I've heard that they're very useful, you might want to try them out.
+InfinityCraft I always put them on when my mom's in the room and I want to watch Markiplier or Jackseptic eye 😂
Lol! Im lucky because I was wearing something called HEADPHONES.
+InfinityCraft
the best way to get trapped
"Markiplier's big long snake"
I died and then fell over.
why is this part of my life?😂
don't worry markiplier I was 57k long and a tiny tiny snake killed me so I know how it feels like
just like jacksepticeye dont know how to kill other snakes at the beginning
Lmao. Yasss
I only been playing for 2 days and I got #1 last night ☺
+R nimations well, can you blame them? Personally, when I try to think like a snake, I think "eat things!", and definitely not "wait for things to run into my tail."
"I suck at this game" *watches Markiplier play it* "Well, I'm better than him."
Yeah
Markimoo: Slitherio
Jack-a-boy: Slither-i.o
Me: WHO IN THE HELL DO I BELEIVE?!
SAME
BELIEVE IN STEVEN!! XD
+Miss Randomness Believe in Shrek
Actually, someone mentions that Agar.io is just pronounced as Agar. The io is unnecessary.
Septiplier
mark: I am trying not to swear ......end of video
me: you were saying mark
There were so many "That's What She Said " moments....I'm dieing rn 😂😂
When I play this game I panic and end up killing like five people then walk away like "What the fuck happened?"
same.
Me too
Anyone else notice Mark's haircut?
it looks good on you Mark:)
***** true cx
+Pricilla Parra I scrolled down to see if anyone would notice
I agree
I've been looking for this comment. Yes it suits him.
+Pricilla Parra It does look good on him, It suits him very well
12:15 I've never seen and heard something more relatable
12:14 - Me when my parents tell me to do the dishes
Mark, if you're not funny, why do you make me laugh so hard at night I get yelled at because I'm too loud? I laugh so hard my stomach hurts. That's an amazing feeling.
ikr
I get yelled at to
+Belicia Vazquez Humor is very subjective. Some people think Pewdiepie is funny, I find him inane and incredibly annoying. That said, Mark makes me cry. From laughter.
+armorhide406 I have the same viewpoint
+Belicia Vazquez
I think it is more the random things that happen in the game and how Mark reacts than his wit. I wouldn't mind if he learned to be more witty to situations, I think it will make his reactions better. We are pretty much to the point where most games can't surprise us (or gamers) so Mark being able to crack more clever jokes at the situations presented will only serve to "spice up" what would rather be a run of the mill lets play.
this game feels much more fair than sgario
agario
Yep.
its more skilled based
+Veron Rebello No fucking teams in free for all for starters.
no
best part of this game, the funny names and snake puns people come up with... and getting those ball gains.
Markiplier: "I'm trying to curse less."
Markiplier eight seconds later "fuck shit and what all"
Don't you dare try to change your cursing cus that's funny as hell to hear you curse.
Yep
+Mastergamers 577 Ikr
lol yesss
+Adleigh Honest8537 wait if you markiplier then well he should stop i'm only a kid and his videos are as funny as hell but the cursing just makes it worse
+Dat1KawaiiGirl he shouldnt have to change himself for one little child
"Maybe it's Maybelline!"
~Markiplier 2016
😂😂😂😂😂
"HA HA, scrublord, look at how bad you are!"
It's just like Tron. If you know what that is, you get a cookie.
Tron:Legacy is a great film. When the bikes sort of shit out a wall that can kill you if you drive into it. Where is my cookie.
No longer Operating holy sheet, I didn't think anyone would get it.
(turns away from phone) DAMMIT, BILL, WHERE DID YA PUT THE COOKIES THIS TIME? I NEED THEM!
Thanks for the cookie.
I men he is reallyFUNNY
look up a shakespeare insult chart. That's an excellent way to insult without cursing.
Lol
+Random red Pyro FUCK YOU LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+rc12071 I prefer just using big words that nobody bothers to look up, at random, in an aggressive tone.
i.e. "Back off, you curmudgeonly tardigrade!"
Villain, I have done thy mother.
GAT A LIFF
LOOZER
OH MY GOSH I CAN NOW SAY I PLAYED A GAME WITH MARK!!!! I WAS THE OTHER MARKIMOO AT 11:04
I'm gonna die now
take him with ya
+MarkipIier scam alert
Awe nice! Maybe better name choice, (Markimoo isn't bad dont worry!!) but yeah, sometimes it's frustrating...it's okay! Dont worry just be you!! :)
+Katelyn Zumwalt That's awesome! XD
7:06 Mark:*AHHH EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE! PLEASE DON’T TOUCH MY SNAKE! *
Neighbors: Whaaat the fuuuuuuuu
Mark: Deep I dive into the belly of the beast as I - OH GOD!
Cursing or not you're still funny no matter what
Agreed! ☺️ It's his whole being, his outlooks and how amusing he is without cussing.
yep
+Duchess AJ forgot to log into your alternate account before posting on your own comment?
+nabagaca He was replying to thegirlcriedfashion....
EXACTLY
its also scientifically proven that people who swear a lot are more honest and more creative.... and we think you are funny :D
Source?
+God Of Timewaste www.psychologytoday.com/blog/hide-and-seek/201205/hell-yes-the-7-best-reasons-swearing
God Of Timewaste www.psych2go.net/people-swear-lot-tend-honest-loyal-upfront-friends/
elitedaily.com/life/culture/reasons-cursing-is-good-for-the-soul/879294/
Thanks!
God Of Timewaste no problem :)
But I love when he says "wha- who the FUcK are YoU?"
"trying to gobble balls" "tiny and short, not really important" "
best mark quotes ever
Watch Amazing World of Gumball for tips on how to insult people without cursing.
👌
Super accurate
You are correct
yes 100%
You will also get some helpful tips in how to grow legs.
Mark you are funny just the way you are! If vulgar language comes naturally let it because I find it funny when people cuss random shit.I love your natural goofiness!
+Vince Heliotrope I actually agree with you Purple Guy
MangleFoxy1987
Thanks.
+MangleFoxy1987 Vince heliotrope ISENT purple guy.... He's from night terror....
amen for that
the come in to my brain
12:15 *CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!*
He did this on my birthday.
same
Mark: I am a peace maker. *5 minutes later* Mark: SLAY!!! MARKIMOO!!! SLAY!!!
12:13 when he stick it in
Lmao
lmao
X"D Omg XDDD
That picture of marks face on the thumbnail is old and will never be forgotten it is now a part of this channel for ever
I keep rewatching these because they make me laugh, especially because when playing this game, I am the exact opposite of calm. At one point there were like six of my dorm mates in our common room, all playing the game, and you could tell every time someone died (especially me) because there would usually be angry shrieking and/or death threats to the snake that got us and/or massive amounts of cursing. So Mark's reactions somewhat validate that to me XD
Markiplier I liked it better when you swear
Same
I agree because just because it is proven that it isn't witty, we enjoy it. Trying not to swear sounds really unnatural and weird.
+Thomas Davisson because you are a brainless chump
Nah
+Flowey The Flower LOOK ITS ANOTHER CLONE e3e
snakeiplier
markislither
markipli.er
Slitherplier?
Alan McDonald I don't get it, we were combining mark's name with snake
+Alan McDonald markiplier.io
Is it sad 40% of the reason I love watching his videos is because his reaction to failing is just hilarious!
Not even three minutes in and Mark is yelling at other players and making inappropriate jokes. Gotta love our Markimoo :D
dong has been expanded
lol
+0v3rl04d One of these days Joel...
+0v3rl04d oh wow lol
North Korea is going to launch NODONG in a few months, so you might want to stop them!
+MarkipIier why do you always say C...L...I...C...K
Mark u slithered into our hearts :D
Slithaired*
Nice
+WHOz AK47 no
He sure slithered into something of mine ;)
+Koala Gaming18 4:01 STAR WARS REFRENCE!
Mark u don't have to stop cussing that's whats funny about u and cussing reliefs your stress or well it does for me lol 😂
The way the video ended, with Mark dying in that ridiculously hilarious way was just amazing XD
WHAT, I was playing with markiplier, plus I kept dying too. I killed him only once. I didn't even know I was playing with him. Markiplier - Mark
+MrClassicMan Markimoo*
You need to play this as much as possible, I'm currently addicted and it would be amazing to see someone (respectable) play it as much as I do
try jacksepticeye.
+Scarlett Penney yas °^°
+Zacchary Picardal If he ever becomes one of those shitty TH-camrs that uploads Agar.io or Slither.io every day i will literally send shit in the mail to him.
I play it all the time to :) •••••• ~° ♥
He raged more at this than Getting Over It 🤣
"i'm on a mission for peace and happiness... **a few seconds later** SLAY, SLAAAAAAAAAY"
When you spend the whole time looking at snakes to see if you were playing at the same time lol
(Frequently used by me: "IRISHTRISH" & "I'm a worm."
+MarkipIier why, mark why
+You in an alternate universe just leave the channel and move on. I personally love mark ( not in a gay way)
+IRISH TRISH I keep thinking your name says IRISH TRASH
Waste Of Time Inc. Yeah, my mom meant to name me Trash but she didn't spell it right.
***** Nice.
You don't need an article to be funny. You already funny.
8:02 look at Mark's score, INCEPTION!!!!!
I’ve been in the number one spot on this game it’s very fun, my rules for myself on this game.
1- wrap around as many snakes as possible
2- never go after “baby snakes” they pose no threat
3- always go after bigger snakes
4- never sprint, take your time (less deaths for you that way)
OH MY GOD I WAS THE OTHER MARKIMOO!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH
DUN DUN DUUUNNNN
+Chloe Hutchinson Liar
+DAY-V Entertainment™ nope, i saw then idiot
Jacob McCloskey Actually it is you who is the idiot you dumbass kid
5:07 how about "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of bilberries"
YES!!!
Elderberries*
I love you for saying that xD
hat fic flashback....
3:38 I died
"OH, GOD, DEEZ NUTS ARE AFTER ME!"
Mark, you should just stay the same! We don't care if you curse! We love you for who you are!
I'm in his video!!! I was snakes on a plane!!! I knew I saw your snake before you made it on the leader board! I'm so happy I made it in his video!!!
ALASKAN BULL WORMS os what I call it cause someone reminded me about that reference
*is
+little caesar Random Yeahh off spongebob
The reference is from SpongeBob.
ITS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK! and rainbow and sperm and the us flag now I guess.
+little caesar Random Me: *Sings Spongebob Squarepants theme song*
"MY KINGDOM IS CRUMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEDDDDD AHHHHHHHASJFSAHJK"
Akame?
Watching him play this actually makes me want to play agar.io.
The fact that he looked up how to be funny was ironically funny
"I Scoop up the remnants of everyone else's mistakes" -Markimoo
This game gives me so much rage. It's way better not being invested and just watching someone else
It’s funny that he said everything is horrible and then said everything is fine
Markimoo I love your new haircut😍
+EnchanciaCraft ikr
Same
+Barbara Milewska i don't
Same
+MarkipIier OK fine
Snake?
Snake?!
SNAAAAAKE!!!!!
yes
This is pequod arriving shortly at LZ
impossible quiz reference
Lord Wolf III no metal gear solid
MR.Goat Cheese that sad moment when pequod crashes and you wish you could save him
Lol "Deez Nuts Are After Me"
Who cares about Vulgarity. I love it when u swear that's why it's funny.
You do so well...
Then a tiny guy kills you.
Welcome to slither.io, friend!
I WAS IN THE VIDEO!!! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!
Where?
+Mabel Free I was the other markimoo
+Hope Coleman nice troll.
cool!
Now everyone in the world knows you like to pretend to be TH-camrs and lie to everyone. Congratulations!
I could stay here and listen to him pronunce "slither.io" for all my life.
when they're circling you, when ever they make the circle smaller, ram into their heads
it doesn't really matter to me if u do or don't say bad words tbh when u say bad words there funny (in my opinion)
*they're
same
+Lily Kuzyk "swearing suggests a limited vocabulary" yeah that's not actually true in most cases. I swear a lot but have quite an extensive vocabulary for when I need to be more professional. and I really don't understand how swearing implies that someone isn't bright. and studies have shown that people who swear tend to be more truthful than those who don't.
me too
me too!
your cussing makes everything so much funnier tho
Mark couldn't breathe 11:56
" Oh no! Everything is horrible don't touch my long snake!" Markiplier for president 2016
'I just need to protect my long snake!'
~Markiplier 2016
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😘
I love ur icon
(I love pigs)
Always be yourself,
Unless you can be a unicorn,
than always be a unicorn.
Mark's reactions to losing are so funny
It's funnier when you cuss Mark. That may sound immature, but that's what makes it funny. It's what our generation is.
I feel offended by this statement...
gamervagabondo Well, that how it is. People find it funnier when another person cusses. My friends laugh all the time when I cuss. It makes me wonder what has happen to us.