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  • @BreezeFoster
    @BreezeFoster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Okay, that actually was lag, he didn't even touch the tiny one.

    • @katelyn13579
      @katelyn13579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya...

    • @singingbau5
      @singingbau5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Breeze Foster Omfg i know right i was pissed i was like WHAT THE FUCK HE DIDNT' EVEN TOUCH HIM

    • @Hdjdbfjfj
      @Hdjdbfjfj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes that was lag

    • @venotronthewarrior
      @venotronthewarrior 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I mean why does every games always lagging, I mean what's with the chop chop stop with the chop chop

    • @hernansitogamer2654
      @hernansitogamer2654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi guys, i found the lastest hack for Slither.io, fast & easy tutorial video - april 20, 2016 stil working
      v= jj_J6-xPdbg

  • @thealmightyleo8077
    @thealmightyleo8077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "It always blows my blood." press B to blow Mark's blood.

  • @Nucleofission
    @Nucleofission 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    4:31Mark, you just described America spot on.

    • @mango-dt2pv
      @mango-dt2pv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      :P

    • @HamadAL-Thani
      @HamadAL-Thani 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D :D

    • @BT--xz5rq
      @BT--xz5rq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Bob Stamos Lol! That made me SNICKERXD! Not Sponsored and never will be...

    • @josephdavid8091
      @josephdavid8091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Aneki snipin' HUHUHUHU

    • @melhoyle1
      @melhoyle1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep... Sadly, yep.

  • @masterkittypaws8932
    @masterkittypaws8932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Anybody else think there should be a worm with a pink mustache for Mark

    • @itsmelb1379
      @itsmelb1379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes!

    • @wackywavyinflatableflailin4403
      @wackywavyinflatableflailin4403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah

    • @gasp-her
      @gasp-her 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yessssss

    • @maddyrobles9221
      @maddyrobles9221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YASSSSS PLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @casualscarecrow7602
      @casualscarecrow7602 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you know that overtime you say, type, or write the word "YASSSSS", 5 years of your lifespan gets subtracted? SO STOP FUCKING SAYING IT.

  • @DownundaThunda
    @DownundaThunda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "I've got to chuck it off the top of a plane while it's flying into a black hole" - Best quote 10/10 - IGN

    • @jameskb1623
      @jameskb1623 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Downunda Thunda hey brony buddy

    • @DownundaThunda
      @DownundaThunda 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @Unknown-qg5hs
      @Unknown-qg5hs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Keegaman! says the one that needs to use abbreviations

    • @Keegsei
      @Keegsei 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moonstone borealis kyr

    • @nigerianprince855
      @nigerianprince855 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Keegaman! fat

  • @kellanl.7878
    @kellanl.7878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    BLAME IT ON THE LA-A-A-A-AG, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME

  • @ranenmannin4611
    @ranenmannin4611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    1:14 Every C.O.D. player ever. XD

    • @ThatGuyOnSteam
      @ThatGuyOnSteam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ranen Mannin' 3:40 too

    • @ProTuner06
      @ProTuner06 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ranen Mannin' #Truth

    • @tylermorrison4728
      @tylermorrison4728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:51-9:58 as well

    • @jorden4205
      @jorden4205 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @Duckers_McQuack
      @Duckers_McQuack 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ranen Mannin' Yep, good old horrible rubber band effect from low performance servers :P

  • @cruegang777
    @cruegang777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "I want to Squeeze it into my butt cheeks and turn it into a diamond" - Markiplier. 2016

    • @TheOlmQueen
      @TheOlmQueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol XD

    • @rayray1755
      @rayray1755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cruegang777 you mean 2017?

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no, he/she means 2016.

    • @beaniebby4824
      @beaniebby4824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cruegang777 this video was uploaded in 2016 not 2017

    • @jayalinnapalan6208
      @jayalinnapalan6208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pikachu Carl that is what he put

  • @AsKaGangsta
    @AsKaGangsta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I'm only good at making my snake big in real life. Girls love it.

  • @PinkSneaselGirl
    @PinkSneaselGirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    ANIMATORS, GET ON THIS STAT!
    I wanna see Markiplier's lag rant in full animated glory.XD

    • @preapocalypse2246
      @preapocalypse2246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @MEGAF00T
      @MEGAF00T 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok.

    • @tagaloatia
      @tagaloatia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PinkSneaselGirl Ya know try-hard mlg wannabes will blame lag and hacks in games. Not saying Mark is but just saying

    • @tagaloatia
      @tagaloatia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ethan Ti'a At least he recognizes that he is in fact blaming lag

    • @user-zj9tp1vs3h
      @user-zj9tp1vs3h 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      too much work tho :(

  • @robbyrice6098
    @robbyrice6098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The end there he didn't even touch the one guy, that was all lag. No joke.

    • @garebear4773
      @garebear4773 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      j

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robby Rice Yeah, that really Was lag that time. The others... Mmm... Maybe not so much. lol

    • @robbyrice6098
      @robbyrice6098 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shadowreeper213 Was really being Harsh. Game looks fun, just a few bugs here and there.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shadowreeper213 it looks like there's only one server, or something

    • @ughitsamelia
      @ughitsamelia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Shadowreeper213 or your internet is shit bc mine works perfectly fine on mobile

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At the end, Mark explaining how he's going to destroy his pc was so damn poetic and satisfying to listen to

  • @mrarky8958
    @mrarky8958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "It almost seems like a magical world of fun and freedom, 'cept it's not, its filled with murder and death and just general bad feelings all around. And everyone wants to kill everyone else and everyone wants to stand on top of their corpses so that their success can measure up to everyone else's. But in reality theirs no, theirs no proper measurement of success here. It's just a constant, never ending battle for supremacy that's never going to be won, because everyone cycles into a never ending spiral of death and despair!" -Markiplier 2016

    • @allisonk3198
      @allisonk3198 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @deletedaccount5810
      @deletedaccount5810 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Nyaska
      @Nyaska 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH GOD WHY??

    • @AlyssaFleming
      @AlyssaFleming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Theirs".... Oh my. I hate to be the one to point that out but that made me die a little on the inside.

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrARKY89 sounds like socialism but to an extreme level.

  • @hannahbreitmeyer5722
    @hannahbreitmeyer5722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    the last die was very much lag

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Hannah Breitmeyer
      they need bigger servers too many player.

    • @hannahbreitmeyer5722
      @hannahbreitmeyer5722 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @berry-ghost
      @berry-ghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Nick Nevco Bigger servers would allow more players more servers with less amount of people is what they need.

    • @sagehall214
      @sagehall214 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hannah Breitmeyer #DontBeAFagAndBlameTheLag

    • @Nbbabe69
      @Nbbabe69 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hannah Breitmeyer did you reply to your own comment?

  • @RinaSC1
    @RinaSC1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Secret to slither.io: Don't be greedy. It's simple really xD Just look at every time you die.. it's because you rushed to the big pile of leftovers the big snakes left behind on their deaths. Play it safe get what you can and you'll be at 30k in no time :P

    • @Giga-GOD
      @Giga-GOD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeep

    • @wiiolis6131
      @wiiolis6131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Leticia Vieira it's not fun then ^^

    • @gracee8106
      @gracee8106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Leticia Vieira yeah.... but then you have to be patient, and NO ONE likes that!!!

    • @MissPumpkinJuice
      @MissPumpkinJuice 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *+Leticia Vieira* I'm a simple man. I see shiny things, I eat ALL of them :I

    • @RinaSC1
      @RinaSC1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MissPumpkinJuice And then you become shiny things for others to eat xD

  • @weezy6585
    @weezy6585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I want success, no matter the cost..."
    Presentable Liberty anyone?
    Mark=Dr. Money.

    • @sansgaster9738
      @sansgaster9738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So presentible. Presentible librity of course.

    • @allentoews6833
      @allentoews6833 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just started to watch his videos

  • @avacesarski182
    @avacesarski182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    somebody needs to animate all the ways Mark would destroy his computer

  • @SensaiRyu
    @SensaiRyu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Someone please animate Mark destroying his computer in all of the ways that he said he was going to.

  • @baskettgamingwife5350
    @baskettgamingwife5350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When the little guy DESTROYS you. 😂

  • @jakemetcalf2049
    @jakemetcalf2049 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    LAG! LAG! LAG! LAG! LAG!
    --Markiplier-2016

    • @cancerman3665
      @cancerman3665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wanna hear a joke?
      Read more

    • @jakemetcalf2049
      @jakemetcalf2049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gabriel Hernandez what?

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The word lag translates to team. Lol. 😂

  • @frxxstito
    @frxxstito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *Peaceful music playing*
    *Game looks peaceful*
    Markiplier: I want everyone to die except for me

  • @dracul5197
    @dracul5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Mark: “You got greedy”
    Gets greedy 5 seconds later and dies.

  • @kaiinde7202
    @kaiinde7202 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    He gets nervous playing with other players? Mark... Millions of people watch your videos every day. We judge you even harder than they do. XD

  • @Maddie-hi6hc
    @Maddie-hi6hc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I get nervous because people are watching me and judging me" umm TH-cam?? 😂😂

  • @bundogg7343
    @bundogg7343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Pause at 5 12 the purple one that ran into him was me XD

    • @daniel.5191
      @daniel.5191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no it wasn't you liar

    • @zxskippy5105
      @zxskippy5105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Danyerz i bet you it was

    • @daniel.5191
      @daniel.5191 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SkippyTeapot no

    • @sooleawah
      @sooleawah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rewatched just to see that lol

    • @theguitarist5451
      @theguitarist5451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @shadowzlade756
    @shadowzlade756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    To be honest that was lag

    • @darksora8364
      @darksora8364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yea game lag to much

    • @valdogolpyro2227
      @valdogolpyro2227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Shadow Zlade to much lag that tiny fucker was lucky >_>

    • @vysearcadia522
      @vysearcadia522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Shadow Zlade yah both Agar.io and Slither.io lag a TON for me... but Slither.io seems worse....

    • @frosty6923
      @frosty6923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got so much lag that one time, when I was big, I died from nothing XD

    • @OliverPickard
      @OliverPickard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Shadow Zlade it lags like a bastard i do hope that improves with the popularity

  • @rachelriley3040
    @rachelriley3040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "It almost feels like a magical world of fun and freedom. Except it's.. not it's filled with murder and death and just general bad feelings all around! And everyone wants to kill everyone else and everyone wants to stand on top of their corpses so that their success can measure up to everyone else's but in reality, there is no proper measurement of success here it's just a constant never-ending battle of supremacy that's never going to be won because everyone cycles into an unending spiral of death and despair! OH GOD WHHHYYY?!?! Anyway..."
    Ladies and gentleman, Markimoo!

  • @sabrinas2332
    @sabrinas2332 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    mark looks so innocent without his glasses! But the penis jokes takes it away so quick. 😂 You go mark! #TeamMark

  • @RannoP95
    @RannoP95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark looks a lot different without glasses and his hair is definitely on point. Almost didn't recognize him!

  • @midnightw127
    @midnightw127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    MARK
    the "please dont kill me" snake was jacksepticeye
    just ask him!

  • @TheMinkmermaid
    @TheMinkmermaid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    i was playing on the same server as mark
    im actually screaming

    • @calmfischbach7120
      @calmfischbach7120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheMinkmermaid In the instance before mark died, I was the green snake on the bottom left named 'the lag is real,' lol.

    • @w0lfina
      @w0lfina 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so was I like I'm freaking out right now

    • @eklypse21
      @eklypse21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Calm down human

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      If you saw the name 'redmatter,' it wasn't me since I never used this username on slither.io prior to now

  • @huntedcreature4653
    @huntedcreature4653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    as markiplier said "plane" a plane flew passed my house 🤔

  • @SnipePOFV
    @SnipePOFV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The thumbnail shows a red snake and a green snake. The secret message is that Mark, the red snake, is cornering Jack, the green snake, to make him love him... Septiplier Unite!

    • @The_Obsessed
      @The_Obsessed 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TEETH

    • @TheNoarielle
      @TheNoarielle 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fox In A Box Productions yessssss

    • @saturnstar5603
      @saturnstar5603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or it could just be that he circled a green snake when he happened to be red.

    • @MyAccount-ns3eb
      @MyAccount-ns3eb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      goawayhomo -_-|

    • @bashewood
      @bashewood 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Some random guy you better be saying that to the person who is bashing septiplier

  • @johnmarino5300
    @johnmarino5300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One must not blow others blood before he blows his own blood. -Confuscioplier 2016

  • @hele4299
    @hele4299 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    8:20
    "I want you inside of me"
    That dude was green.
    SEPTIPLIER CONFIRMED

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Assfists.
    I need to investigate this concept.

    • @Juju_On_That_Beat
      @Juju_On_That_Beat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chuck Norris's beard now has a new challenger! Behold the might of Markimoo's assfist!

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Juju_On_That_Beat we follow the same line of thought, as it would seem.

  • @athenalee5524
    @athenalee5524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I love how he calls them "big fish" when they are technically "snakes". 😂😂😂

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:06
    *"I gotta shove it in my buttcheeks and squeeze so hard until it turns into a diamond."*
    Words cannot describe, nor elaborate on how much I laughed at that single sentence. My roommate had to walk in and check on me to make sure I wasn't dying.

  • @ookaminosora
    @ookaminosora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    You got me so addicted to this game..thanks >

  • @Jim-bv9od
    @Jim-bv9od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark, little tip, when someone traps you in slither.io, just keep going in a circle. They'll eventually accidentally run into your side or leave you alone.

  • @DeionSpeaks
    @DeionSpeaks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Blows my blood". Let that be the new "grind my gears".

    • @bunniiac
      @bunniiac 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Press B to blow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @therecklesspirate
    @therecklesspirate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    +Markiplier Mark you gotta play Tjoc:r it's a free roam fnaf but I promise you it is scary.

  • @AR-re2vv
    @AR-re2vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm all short and shrivelled and not nearly comparative to everyone else"

  • @haileyvick9436
    @haileyvick9436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've got to chuck it into a basin of rabid weasels that are gonna chew it to bits," -Markiplier 2016

  • @latchmakesmovies
    @latchmakesmovies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know you've gone mad with power when you assume every person is a fan of yours and then you proceed to kill them all!

  • @mjdeguzman1953
    @mjdeguzman1953 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hahahha whoever makes the subtitles though you are one funny person and accurate af

  • @NogaUnicorn
    @NogaUnicorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Whoever made the subtitles.
    I love you.

  • @ikonnikk7316
    @ikonnikk7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'I gotta throw it off a plane while it's flying into a black hole' XDDDD THAT KILLED MEEHHH XD

  • @wasabiperson2616
    @wasabiperson2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I gotta shove it in my buttcheeks and squeeze so hard until it turns into a diamond!"
    I'm crying.

    • @thouzer1762
      @thouzer1762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Wasabi Person he was saying this as i read this lol

    • @wasabiperson2616
      @wasabiperson2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero PhanTom
      Haha, nice. XD

  • @emilyswalef4050
    @emilyswalef4050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just want everyone else to die except for me. ~Markiplier 2k16.
    Finally a quote I can relate to. (I guess Alois Trancy took to that quote a bit too well, on the other hand.)

  • @lmbarak
    @lmbarak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What a load of ass." - Markiplier, 2016

  • @abcdefjimin
    @abcdefjimin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    whenever he talks about the lag the video just started buffering 😂

  • @hididdilyhoneigborino5155
    @hididdilyhoneigborino5155 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to play slither:
    1.eat dots avoiding those giant pieces of crap
    2.ruthlessly kill millions of people with no kind of sympathy whatsoever
    3.think that ur the best in the world
    4.get killed by someone that is ultimately better then you
    5.tell your self that the guy that killed you is a jerk and also blame lag
    6.repeat until you feel you life wasting away
    There u go... May you forever slither in the bubbles of your enemy's 😈

  • @soulstealerking3336
    @soulstealerking3336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hey mark I have great news I'm gonna be a father and that means I'll be able to share to my son or daughter your awesome videos when he or she grows up! Your awesome bud

    • @ivanbenja4
      @ivanbenja4 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're*

    • @zakdylan3312
      @zakdylan3312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +SoulStealerKing oh she fine! Congrats man! All should be introduced to Mark! :D

    • @mahaljaes
      @mahaljaes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I hope your son/daughter has a nice shirt!

    • @xJenna015
      @xJenna015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations! Hope she or he is a healthy baby girl/boy!

    • @nauticgaming381
      @nauticgaming381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DoggyBearBear Who cares about grammar? DAMN GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!!

  • @jackmarsh5944
    @jackmarsh5944 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lag oldest excuse in the book but I will admit that was some BS lag.

  • @cinderfall9117
    @cinderfall9117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    one time, I lagged so much I was the biggest snake in Slither.io!!!!

    • @thekillerchris135
      @thekillerchris135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one time i killed a guy that had encircled me

    • @makinhavoc424
      @makinhavoc424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One time I stabbed a guy for eating my cookie

    • @TrevAtHisBest
      @TrevAtHisBest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same bro

    • @thekillerchris135
      @thekillerchris135 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      who me?

    • @sodasoda2003
      @sodasoda2003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One time, I was like the smallest snake in the server and a huge snake was after me, and it ran straight into me and I went to number 30

  • @vindicity_
    @vindicity_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Story time with mark 😂 Oh and someone please make an animation of his last minute of the vid or so when he describes the destruction of his Computer

  • @strudlepoodel2185
    @strudlepoodel2185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Somebody animate the death of Markiplier's computer

    • @MiddleAgedNerd
      @MiddleAgedNerd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Delirious Dev This. Yes, this. Please.

  • @jackseptiplieraj822
    @jackseptiplieraj822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    WARNING: DO NOT EAT FRUITY PEBBLES WHILE WATCHING THIS, YOU WILL CHOKE BY LAUGHING AND EATING
    TRUST ME
    THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME XD

  • @hijabiart8653
    @hijabiart8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could not stop laughing when that tiny little snake killed leaderboard Mark

  • @stephaniemorey902
    @stephaniemorey902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The last time I came this early my keyboard was sticky

  • @somedweeb9207
    @somedweeb9207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sloppiness never hurt nobody"
    Me: Except OCD people...

  • @kaylaward7390
    @kaylaward7390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    His laughhhh 😍😍😂

  • @kimmijin5384
    @kimmijin5384 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That shoving in the buttcheek and turning your computer into a diamond comment cracked me up so bad xD xD im dying right now HAHA

  • @Xscapeplan01
    @Xscapeplan01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Hello Mr Markiplier ,nice shirt M8!!!

  • @brokenstudiotv
    @brokenstudiotv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Guys, what's up with the "Nice shirt" comments everywhere? Am I missing something?

    • @skyhighlp1
      @skyhighlp1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hisssssssss #NiceShirt

    • @plaxen5441
      @plaxen5441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Miran Behluli it's just a bunch of retarded leafy fans that were encouraged to spam "nice shirt" in the comment section so Leafy can continue to grow. He says it's to help end youtube drama supposedly, what a fucking idiot d:

    • @itslovelu6607
      @itslovelu6607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're missing Leafyishere (the 12 year old sounding 20 year old)

    • @vepiol2278
      @vepiol2278 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Alfred Davis 100% free to give you a virus!

    • @tman_theboss4171
      @tman_theboss4171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Plaxen or there doing it because everyone else is 😒

  • @claycors288
    @claycors288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    YES MORE SLITHERIO

  • @diancecht2946
    @diancecht2946 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time he says "That was lag" and Im like "No. You just did something stoopid."
    The second time he says it I was like "Nah you just flinched when you should've scurried."

  • @racoobi
    @racoobi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Slither.io is the result of Agar.io cells multiplying into an organism.

    • @vynamorblx5319
      @vynamorblx5319 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scruffit What are the viruses then? Lawl

    • @racoobi
      @racoobi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ratjinx RBLX Beats me.

  • @bibydarling7115
    @bibydarling7115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hey Mark, I'll love to say. you have such a nice shirt! Have a great day Mark! #NiceShirt

    • @someguy7336
      @someguy7336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nebula Satan (Biby) HISSSSSSSS

    • @bibydarling7115
      @bibydarling7115 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Some Guy I like your chicken

    • @dominicdaniels4184
      @dominicdaniels4184 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      #NiceShirt

    • @hn2861
      @hn2861 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      REPTILIAN ARMY

    • @bowserknight
      @bowserknight 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nebula Satan (Biby) yo his shirt is... black? So?

  • @erikavs17
    @erikavs17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark
    We would never judge you.

  • @abbit249
    @abbit249 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Mark was listing the ways he's gonna break his computer, he forgot one: spilling beer on the kyboard.

  • @s5oggychair799
    @s5oggychair799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Blows my blood -markiplier 2016

  • @jaydenburrell288
    @jaydenburrell288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @masterjedi343
    @masterjedi343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That could be a new series. Mark destroying his computer. Animation of course. Alternatively he could just buy old broken PCs and throw them off things!

    • @TimeTwister717
      @TimeTwister717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Masterjedi343 i’d watch either video(s)

  • @potatoesnglitter8798
    @potatoesnglitter8798 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark you seriously made my day. You are just so good at games!!

  • @anthonyginger4065
    @anthonyginger4065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    HOW DO YOU ZOOM OUT?!?!

  • @miap5266
    @miap5266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    so, apparently marks ass can turn stuff into diamond. what can't he do?

  • @sunplayzcsgomore1675
    @sunplayzcsgomore1675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    hey mr. markiplier you have a nice shirt

    • @KnoxMLG
      @KnoxMLG 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @FrigidFeline
      @FrigidFeline 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leafy......

    • @JalelZireg
      @JalelZireg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sunplayz CS:GO & more hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @byrgenwerthh
      @byrgenwerthh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it hasn't even been 24 hours

    • @matthewduffy9705
      @matthewduffy9705 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sunplayz CS:GO & more #niceshirt

  • @justgrace7268
    @justgrace7268 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Markiplier's explanation on how he's going to destroy his computer is the new version slam poetry

  • @goldwarrior500
    @goldwarrior500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG!! - Markilag, 2016.

  • @ZackArad
    @ZackArad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it's always the lag

  • @EternalGoldenNight
    @EternalGoldenNight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My next slither.io name will be "LAG!"

  • @acatgif
    @acatgif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That was lag! That wasn’t my fault, that was lag!” Keep telling yourself that...

  • @sly3869
    @sly3869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark got a little too real around 4:40

  • @TheLeadZombie
    @TheLeadZombie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    +Markipler play the joy of creation

  • @TerraTitanLover
    @TerraTitanLover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you are watching this please turn on the CC (captions) who ever is writing them is like talking to Mark and OMG too funny!

  • @shanifishman634
    @shanifishman634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It sounded like he said "glag" at the very end😂

  • @alliewilberding5402
    @alliewilberding5402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes markiplier blame lag on your really expensive non-laggy computer xD

    • @MrMbc77
      @MrMbc77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lag could have nothing to do with the computer your using, it could simply be the servers for the game. Which is actually most likely seeing as this game can play on just about any computer.

    • @TheLilou673
      @TheLilou673 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, i can't play this game on my laptop bc it's way too lagy, but i can on my bigger computer :/ it HAS to do with the kind of computer you have, obviously...

    • @MrMbc77
      @MrMbc77 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Souitto Pumpkin Are you playing over wifi with the laptop and a wired connection on the 'big PC?' That could also be the source of lag.

    • @sukikeranovic1435
      @sukikeranovic1435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It matter about the internet

  • @michaelianbone
    @michaelianbone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow lag was actually the reason xD

  • @reignbarrun
    @reignbarrun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sorry mark... it's not the lag XDD

  • @doabarrelroll60
    @doabarrelroll60 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the lag is real on the slitherio servers, there is no escaping it only overcoming it and becoming a Jedi foreseeing everyone else's moves then moving your mouse and watching your guy turn 3 seconds later

  • @glossyeden5702
    @glossyeden5702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    #NiceShirt

    • @VortXYT
      @VortXYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +kimberly wallshield leafy

    • @austingaines2279
      @austingaines2279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +VortX #change

    • @midnightskyofficial
      @midnightskyofficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammit you did it before me

    • @ricecracker7464
      @ricecracker7464 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      #niceshirt

    • @voltgoat404
      @voltgoat404 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats not how the hashtag is supposed to be used. get off youtube you attention seeking trash.

  • @FunnyQuackers
    @FunnyQuackers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No glasses today?

    • @Peachy_Edits
      @Peachy_Edits 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #sexymark

    • @AleT118
      @AleT118 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Funny Quackers lag kills people, not snakes

    • @artragedy7626
      @artragedy7626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Funny Quackers that's the first thing I noticed

    • @BornLosersGaming
      @BornLosersGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Funny Quackers The thumbnail even has glasses on! And for that matter, a mustache!!

    • @Shaprite
      @Shaprite 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Funny Quackers I think he is using contacts today.

  • @kaibillson3562
    @kaibillson3562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    how does mark hear the music of slither.io when i play it i dont hear any music playing

  • @joshuamarigondon7834
    @joshuamarigondon7834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turn on captions and go to when markiplier says MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @johndhar2577
    @johndhar2577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    turn on captions,1:11
    Thank me later

    • @BlueJambeaux
      @BlueJambeaux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +John Dhar But 0:50 to 1:00 is better

    • @Jim-bv9od
      @Jim-bv9od 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Dhar lol

    • @keiferrogers9043
      @keiferrogers9043 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I have captions on and I didn't even realize that was there

    • @markisue1
      @markisue1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Dhar Thank u lol

    • @Jim-bv9od
      @Jim-bv9od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are funny captions through the whole video

  • @mint-swirl
    @mint-swirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm very certain that zooming out is what lagged you.

  • @eizen2908
    @eizen2908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I could land a jet on marks forehead

    • @mikonnn
      @mikonnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @NotMishon
      @NotMishon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Altair Ibn La 'ahad check my channel out

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could land a flying aircraft carrier on your idiocy.

    • @razors3059
      @razors3059 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Levo GAMES damn! That's pretty big

    • @NFFCMod
      @NFFCMod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Levo GAMES I could land a deathstar on your shit comeback

  • @kaleighcrew9348
    @kaleighcrew9348 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:49 mark got close to the mic it shook me in a good way XD