Voted biggest college partier at the biggest party school in the country by Rolling Stone Magazine.. people on this trip have verified the story.. dude was/is LEGEND..
@@gevierre yup.. I believe there is talk about a series based on the Russia stories.. I could be wrong on that.. he also said that at one point Oliver stone’s company bought the rights to his life story..
100% true story. People on Facebook that went on the trip with him confirmed it and actually posted pictures from yeeears ago when they went. A movie is being made based on that story that's coming out relatively soon.
💯 true. He casually posted it on FB and tagged his classmates and they all responded that yes all this happened. He mentioned it on Joe rogans early podcast and Joe convinced him to make a bit out of it and it blew his career up. Not only because it was true but because it was funny as hell. He’s now making a movie about his whole trip to Russia
It’s not 100% true. He took a lot of liberties writing this bit. That’s what stand up is. They’ll use pieces of their real life, but they will work around them to write funny, engaging stories. There was a lot of exaggeration here. But the exaggerations are based in truths.
@@Hey_Jamie umm no if anything there’s a lot he left out. It’s been verified by everyone that was there including teachers and students. He just got done shooting a movie about it that should be out soon to tell more of the story
It's a true story. He told it to Joe Rogan before he was really famous and Joe told him to use it on stage. That's what got him really famous outside of taking his shirt off on stage. He's a great comedian. I haven't heard a bad stand-up special from him yet.
One of his classmates (on the trip) saw it on Facebook, reposted, contacted some other classmates who also reposted. That's how he blew up. Btw, saw a movie trailer for it the other day.
@@phredphlintstone6455 such a true story that Bert himself in multiple interviews said this was not only not true but it even originally his bit. Was given to him by a friend so Bert could try to craft it. Everything else about FB posts and friends coming forward are cultural myths.
Ya, he explains that it was mostly true on his podcast and it's hysterical. I could only imagine being that age and getting involved in the Russian mafia without even knowing the language 😂
If people keep saying that former class mates confirmed this and this is the story he's known for and has told for the past 10 years, why is it that when ever this is googled, it's proven to be false?
@@Freakazoid12345 Googling and finding people saying it's false or you cannot find info/pictures to corroborate his account? Like every comedian, he probably spiced up some parts of his story but there are pics of him in Russia during college.
@@AL-tf9rq making up a story to sound cool is different from telling jokes. Tracy Morgan and every other person who's in any of his stories has confirmed he's a liar. You don't think it's weird that bots are spamming that the story is true when you can literally Google it and there's only evidence to the contrary? Are you a bot or just gullible?
@@kingslaphappy1 I’m pretty sure it was on a podcast.. but I could be wrong.. it was DEFINITELY a while ago.. other than that.. I’ve no other memory.. sorry.
I heard this story first in 2007 listening to Bert on Dr Drew’s late night radio show. It hasn’t changed over the years. The movie Van Wilder, which jumpstarted Ryan Reynolds career, was based on Bert’s life at college. Rolling Stone was researching an article about college partying in the 90s, ended up at FSU, found Bert, and wrote the whole piece about him. That was how his career began.
Bert “no shirt” Kreischer is hilarious! He’s actually known for not wearing a shirt. But just like you guys saw, you can actually forget about the fact that he’s missing his shirt! 🤣 The story is true and he actually just finished making a movie about being “the machine”, which I really want to see! But given the events of the world, it’s not the best time to promoting a movie involving Russia. But hopefully he’ll still be able to release it soon enough! You should check out clips of his podcast 2 bears 1 cave with his buddy Tom Segura, who is an even more hilarious comedian! Tom Segura is for sure someone you have to check out! 🤣🤣
I still hate all this anti Russian stuff when dealing with movies and athletes and whatnot, especially considering that most Russians are actually against what their government is doing.
@@CutThroatJuggalo agreed. Russia is full of plenty of good people who have absolutely nothing to do with that b.s. just like everywhere else in the world. Good people and bad. There were loads of videos of Russian people saying put in public “hey this isn’t right” and then were arrested simply for doing so.
It's funny because years ago he told the story on Joe Rogan's podcast and Joe insisted he figured out how to turn it into a bit for his stand-up and here we are a decade later with one of the craziest true stories ever told which to be fair is only 80-90% true because he had to change names and details for to protect people and make it flow better. Also know Bert was so extremely famous as a crazy college party guy that he inspired the entire Van Wilder movie series.
@@zeallust8542 Actually, it's not. Reread Teflon Generals statement, and it actually makes no sense. The story is most definitely mostly true. (period/pause) That was alos the basis for the movie "van wilder". So, with any sort of comprehension you would infer that he was talking about the story/joke being told. Not anything else. The only way you could even possibly agree, is if you made assumptions because you already know the story.
@@dominicfrabotta565 The Basis for Van Wlider was 100% about the Rolling Stone article and not the Russia trip...where in the Movie the one who has to interview van is a alt version of The Rolling Stone Interviewer who is told to get Vans whole story... which is actually Berts 7 years of partying in college story
100% true, when telling the story originally on The Joe Rogan Podcast his classmates were watching and started commenting confirming the story from multiple sources. Bonus: The movie Van Wilder is based on Bert Kreisher when he was in college
Like everyone in the comments said, true story. I also an interview with him saying partying with the cops was even more crazy than with the gangsters. Also talked about the criminal stuff he Igor did. It was way more than what he mentioned, that's probably a contributing factor for how was known by the time he got to the train trip.
He also told Pat Mcafee that Russian strippers smelled like shitty Indian food 🤣🤣🤣. He never knew it til him and his now wife went to an Indian restaurant and he recognized the smell.
Bert removing his shirt is his trademark.... he did it early in his career and became known for it. The "Machine Story" you just reacted to, was part of a comedy special he did. At the beginning (which you don't see) when he came onstage he took his shirt off as he always does.
Lots of his former classmates have verified the story 😋 He’s spoken about it in multiple interviews and it all seems to be pretty accurate. What a story, eh?!
yeah its a mostly true story and theres more to it. Basically he was able to turn up back then to levels that impressed the mafia sets he met up with, and since it was pre-internet, word of local legends and fun stuff spread quickly. He did do a bunch of stuff and tells about how they stole the boat and more on some other podcasts and stuff.
*Years later* Burt *walks past somebody* "excuse me" Karen "I am gonna cancel you!" *Igor appears and spits Vodka at her* Igor "nobody talks to the machine like that" Burt "Igor! Where did you come from?" Igor "I go where I am needed" *Igor walks off into the sunset*
This is 100% true, shortly after he posted this, the reason it went so viral was one of the people in his class corroborated the story by commenting on the video saying quote: "This story is 100% true, I was on this trip with Bert, and they robbed me and the entire class" and proceeded to tag every single person that was on the trip, and they all commented their experience legitimizing the story. LOL!
It is a true story.. also if you ever seen the movie Van Wilder, that movie was based on him.. but yea he even brought his Russian class teacher on stage recently at his show.. it is a true story.. also making a movie from it now
Just saw him live a few weeks ago on his Fully loaded tour. Worth ever $. You guys need to catch one of his shows. This is true. He had his teacher come to one of his shows and confirm the story.
My Family & I Were Blessed To See Him This Past November DOWN IN FT. MYERS.HE WAS AMAZING, WE ALL HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN OUR FACES WHILE WE ARE LAUGHING SO MUCH OUR STOMACHS HURT!!!!EVEN THE GUYS IN OUR FAMILY SAME THING!!!!👼👼💝💝🔥🔥🌺🌺
Y’all definitely gotta react to Ricky Gervais’ “Golden Globe Awards 2020”. Savage !!! 😂😂 He’s hosted a couple but y’all gotta check that one out first 😂😂
So this story is mostly true and he is the person Van Wilder the movie is based on. Also during Co Vid lockdown he shot a major studio movie based on his real life. It should release late this year or next summer.
Loved the reaction, fellas! This story is classic and all true. Hilarious! Bert is a legend just for this story alone. He has other great bits, but this one is amazing
So, my wife studied Russian and Slavic Studies at Baylor University and spent 3 semesters in Russian about 10 years after Bert was there. She 100% believes this story. When Bert was there, it was less than a decade after the fall of the Soviet Union and the Bratva (Russian Mob) ran everything. Schools even taking trips over there was rare and when they did take students, they absolutely paid protection money to the Mob. Also, the Militzia (Police) were corrupt as hell because they barely ever got paid. The Russian government was a mess at the time. When she was there 10 years later, it wasn't nearly as bad but remnants of it remained. The Bratva wasn't as brazen about shaking down students, but if you weren't careful the Police still would. My wife spoke English as rarely as possible. She didn't want them assuming she had money because she was American. Her family really didn't. She was on scholarship. She told me, if he really did make the effort to make friends with their Banditi than the rest of the story is entirely plausible because that's really how the Russian Mob acted at the time.
Absolutely true. The early 2000’s movie, Van Wilder was based on him after Rolling Stones magazine wrote an article naming him THE top college partier in nation. You guys should look up the Tracy Morgan story.
I used to work with a guy only known to us an poncho, one day I got to know him better, he told me his brother runs one of the many mafias in Mexico and he had enough of that life and moved to Canada to become a framer, poncho was the coolest dude ever and his wife made the best food I've ever had.
@@archfiend221 Its told in various old podcasts that i think are not on the Internet anymore. It includes a poolhall scam, driving police cars with policeofficers in russia that take him to a strip club and also stealing a boat. You know he made a movie about this story that is like a sequel to the story. Here is the teaser that was just released: th-cam.com/video/mm6KXHleY-Q/w-d-xo.html
That is one of the most epic stories I had ever heard when I did n to this day it still is, it's epic. He has told that story plenty of times n maybe some details are exaggerated but the story is def real, it seems, remember it was Russia in the 90s so yeah
The story is 100% real, there’s a video on TH-cam of him talking about it and when someone from the class seen the video they tagged everyone else who was on the at bus and said it was 100% real. You can find it on TH-cam
Fun fact the movie Van Wilder with Ryan Reynolds is actually based on Berts time at Flordia State. Also his teacher and multiple of his classmates verified this story.
What makes all of this even wilder than everything everyone has already posted, the movie Van Wilder was based on the Rolling Stones article written about Burt. Ryan Reynolds played Burt Kreischer.
Haven't watched the video yet....but I'm hoping my dude in the middle and my dude on the left have a sense of humor on this one. Will they laugh? Will they smile? We will see. My man on the right knows comedy when he sees it! Much love bruh!
If someone can make it through this video without busting out laughing, they are either high as $hit or very angry. I don't get it. Still love yall tho.
This is a true story and a funny as fuck one! Also the movie Van Wilder about a kid in college for like 8 years is based on Bert's life! He was a fucking legend back then!!!!
I must say, that what you just described is DEFINITELY NOT, DEFINITELY NOT the worst thing that can happen. This may be a simple, honest recollection of a time that he experienced, but, it , from my experience of this world, is not the way things work.
4:28 For the most part, mobs don’t harm innocents. If you don’t mess with them, then they won’t mess with you. My mom had/still has some connections with some higher ranking members. She worked at one of the hotels that they own. She told me the story about how she accidentally found some big tanks of lye, which is how it all started for her 😅 So I was raised to respect the mob. Just don’t bother them and you’ll be fine.
fun fact his classmates came forward after this special and confirmed that his story for the most part was true other then needing to pay for the ride he got he was super chummy with the mafia and everything he mentioned happened including getting off the hook for the whole thing
Another HILARIOUS one! Definitely do the one about the bear from him! You guys should also check out Tom Segura - Steven Seagal He’s good friends with Bert lol
It's crazy it is 100% true. It's even crazier than the stand-up actually bc he does go party with the cops in Moscow but he said on an early episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast, that the cops were crazier than the Mafia. They had him drive the cop car in the streets (probably very drunk). He said he had to actually sneak away from them bc they were worse. Everyone from classmates and teachers have verified his story. He actually just turned this into a movie. Cool fact: the movie "Van Wilder" with Ryan Reynolds is actually based on Bert's life in college at Florida State. It's nuts to imagine.
Voted biggest college partier at the biggest party school in the country by Rolling Stone Magazine.. people on this trip have verified the story.. dude was/is LEGEND..
Yeah, and that article was inspiration for Van Wilder
@@gevierre yup.. I believe there is talk about a series based on the Russia stories.. I could be wrong on that.. he also said that at one point Oliver stone’s company bought the rights to his life story..
@@gevierre Coming with the knowledge.....I was just about to comment that 👊😎
@@shannonbrigante5764 they are doing a movie based on the story
I think they even found one of the Igor's a few years ago
100% true story. People on Facebook that went on the trip with him confirmed it and actually posted pictures from yeeears ago when they went. A movie is being made based on that story that's coming out relatively soon.
💯💯💯
💯 true. He casually posted it on FB and tagged his classmates and they all responded that yes all this happened. He mentioned it on Joe rogans early podcast and Joe convinced him to make a bit out of it and it blew his career up. Not only because it was true but because it was funny as hell. He’s now making a movie about his whole trip to Russia
It’s not 100% true. He took a lot of liberties writing this bit. That’s what stand up is. They’ll use pieces of their real life, but they will work around them to write funny, engaging stories. There was a lot of exaggeration here. But the exaggerations are based in truths.
@@Hey_Jamie Apparently partying with the police was way scarier than with the mob.
@@Hey_Jamie umm no if anything there’s a lot he left out. It’s been verified by everyone that was there including teachers and students. He just got done shooting a movie about it that should be out soon to tell more of the story
It's a true story. He told it to Joe Rogan before he was really famous and Joe told him to use it on stage. That's what got him really famous outside of taking his shirt off on stage. He's a great comedian. I haven't heard a bad stand-up special from him yet.
Do yourself a favor and go for it! He is fekkin hilarious! He has a few available on Netflix.
I went to his show at the Greek theater and it was one of the best comedy shows I’ve been to he is hands down one of the best I recommend seeing him
One of his classmates (on the trip) saw it on Facebook, reposted, contacted some other classmates who also reposted.
That's how he blew up.
Btw, saw a movie trailer for it the other day.
@@phredphlintstone6455 such a true story that Bert himself in multiple interviews said this was not only not true but it even originally his bit. Was given to him by a friend so Bert could try to craft it. Everything else about FB posts and friends coming forward are cultural myths.
Pretty sure it was originally dr drew. But yeah. I don’t get why people hate on him as much as they do. He’s a very talented comedian
There are pictures of him and his college group in Russia somewhere, and former classmates on that trip wrote that a lot of this was true.
Ya, he explains that it was mostly true on his podcast and it's hysterical. I could only imagine being that age and getting involved in the Russian mafia without even knowing the language 😂
If people keep saying that former class mates confirmed this and this is the story he's known for and has told for the past 10 years, why is it that when ever this is googled, it's proven to be false?
@@Freakazoid12345 Googling and finding people saying it's false or you cannot find info/pictures to corroborate his account? Like every comedian, he probably spiced up some parts of his story but there are pics of him in Russia during college.
@@AL-tf9rq making up a story to sound cool is different from telling jokes.
Tracy Morgan and every other person who's in any of his stories has confirmed he's a liar.
You don't think it's weird that bots are spamming that the story is true when you can literally Google it and there's only evidence to the contrary?
Are you a bot or just gullible?
The russian mafia also confirmed it
Probably the greatest story ever told by a stand up. The fact it's 100% real is even crazier.
😂🙌 Facts!
ya and this is probably the worst take anyone has ever given on any topic ever.
He has said that partying w the cops was WAY scarier than partying w the gangsters.
Did he say this on a podcast I’ve never heard that side how can I hear it please tell me!!!!
@@kingslaphappy1 I’m pretty sure it was on a podcast.. but I could be wrong.. it was DEFINITELY a while ago.. other than that.. I’ve no other memory.. sorry.
@@kingslaphappy1 It's on the Joe rogan podcast a long time ago
@@rawrsinji thank you
Doesn't surprise me. Russian cops are notoriously corrupt.
I heard this story first in 2007 listening to Bert on Dr Drew’s late night radio show. It hasn’t changed over the years.
The movie Van Wilder, which jumpstarted Ryan Reynolds career, was based on Bert’s life at college. Rolling Stone was researching an article about college partying in the 90s, ended up at FSU, found Bert, and wrote the whole piece about him. That was how his career began.
Bert “no shirt” Kreischer is hilarious! He’s actually known for not wearing a shirt. But just like you guys saw, you can actually forget about the fact that he’s missing his shirt! 🤣 The story is true and he actually just finished making a movie about being “the machine”, which I really want to see! But given the events of the world, it’s not the best time to promoting a movie involving Russia. But hopefully he’ll still be able to release it soon enough! You should check out clips of his podcast 2 bears 1 cave with his buddy Tom Segura, who is an even more hilarious comedian! Tom Segura is for sure someone you have to check out! 🤣🤣
I still hate all this anti Russian stuff when dealing with movies and athletes and whatnot, especially considering that most Russians are actually against what their government is doing.
@@CutThroatJuggalo agreed. Russia is full of plenty of good people who have absolutely nothing to do with that b.s. just like everywhere else in the world. Good people and bad. There were loads of videos of Russian people saying put in public “hey this isn’t right” and then were arrested simply for doing so.
Imagine if they made a movie about Hitlers tea cup that shit could be fucking crazy. 🤣🤣
It's funny because years ago he told the story on Joe Rogan's podcast and Joe insisted he figured out how to turn it into a bit for his stand-up and here we are a decade later with one of the craziest true stories ever told which to be fair is only 80-90% true because he had to change names and details for to protect people and make it flow better. Also know Bert was so extremely famous as a crazy college party guy that he inspired the entire Van Wilder movie series.
The story is mostly true. That was also the basis for the movie “Van Wilder.”
the machine story has nothing to do with van wilder. Bert's life at Florida state inspired van wilder.
@@MrfuckinBeilke thats literally what they said
@@zeallust8542 Actually, it's not. Reread Teflon Generals statement, and it actually makes no sense. The story is most definitely mostly true. (period/pause) That was alos the basis for the movie "van wilder". So, with any sort of comprehension you would infer that he was talking about the story/joke being told. Not anything else. The only way you could even possibly agree, is if you made assumptions because you already know the story.
@@dominicfrabotta565 The Basis for Van Wlider was 100% about the Rolling Stone article and not the Russia trip...where in the Movie the one who has to interview van is a alt version of The Rolling Stone Interviewer who is told to get Vans whole story... which is actually Berts 7 years of partying in college story
100% true, when telling the story originally on The Joe Rogan Podcast his classmates were watching and started commenting confirming the story from multiple sources. Bonus: The movie Van Wilder is based on Bert Kreisher when he was in college
Like everyone in the comments said, true story. I also an interview with him saying partying with the cops was even more crazy than with the gangsters. Also talked about the criminal stuff he Igor did. It was way more than what he mentioned, that's probably a contributing factor for how was known by the time he got to the train trip.
He also told Pat Mcafee that Russian strippers smelled like shitty Indian food 🤣🤣🤣. He never knew it til him and his now wife went to an Indian restaurant and he recognized the smell.
Bert removing his shirt is his trademark.... he did it early in his career and became known for it. The "Machine Story" you just reacted to, was part of a comedy special he did. At the beginning (which you don't see) when he came onstage he took his shirt off as he always does.
Lots of his former classmates have verified the story 😋 He’s spoken about it in multiple interviews and it all seems to be pretty accurate. What a story, eh?!
yeah its a mostly true story and theres more to it.
Basically he was able to turn up back then to levels that impressed the mafia sets he met up with, and since it was pre-internet, word of local legends and fun stuff spread quickly.
He did do a bunch of stuff and tells about how they stole the boat and more on some other podcasts and stuff.
Class mates have even posted pictures, and confirmed most of the story he has told.
The story is true and as he said “he was robbed, too.” He was “robbed” of an antique watch his father gave him.
*Years later*
Burt *walks past somebody* "excuse me"
Karen "I am gonna cancel you!"
*Igor appears and spits Vodka at her*
Igor "nobody talks to the machine like that"
Burt "Igor! Where did you come from?"
Igor "I go where I am needed"
*Igor walks off into the sunset*
HAHAHAHAHA!
I literally snorted 😂
Man, y’all have no idea how well y’all are being led down this rabbit hole🤟🏽 keep doing that thang🫡
This is a true story. He talks about it in interviews.u guys talked thru some of the key parts of this story
The fact this story has now been made into a movie and I can’t wait to see it 😂😂
This is 100% true, shortly after he posted this, the reason it went so viral was one of the people in his class corroborated the story by commenting on the video saying quote: "This story is 100% true, I was on this trip with Bert, and they robbed me and the entire class" and proceeded to tag every single person that was on the trip, and they all commented their experience legitimizing the story. LOL!
This is 100% accurate. Pictures are out there even with him and Igor with his Fanny pack
It is a true story.. also if you ever seen the movie Van Wilder, that movie was based on him.. but yea he even brought his Russian class teacher on stage recently at his show.. it is a true story.. also making a movie from it now
There is an inside joke amongst Bert and his friends of comedians where his name is pronounced wrong and you guys played into it beautifully.
So funny, you guys are watching all the hot comics right now. I've been watching these guys for so long, so happy they blew up. Bert's mad funny
Just saw him live a few weeks ago on his Fully loaded tour. Worth ever $. You guys need to catch one of his shows.
This is true. He had his teacher come to one of his shows and confirm the story.
My Family & I Were Blessed To See Him This Past November DOWN IN FT. MYERS.HE WAS AMAZING, WE ALL HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN OUR FACES WHILE WE ARE LAUGHING SO MUCH OUR STOMACHS HURT!!!!EVEN THE GUYS IN OUR FAMILY SAME THING!!!!👼👼💝💝🔥🔥🌺🌺
During the credits of his Netflix special he showed a bunch of pictures of the trip and the articles about this story!!
I love his facial expressions and his laughter!
100 percent true story. When this clip was uploaded classmates and even the teacher was in the comments telling it from their perspective. Legendary.
Y’all definitely gotta react to Ricky Gervais’ “Golden Globe Awards 2020”. Savage !!! 😂😂 He’s hosted a couple but y’all gotta check that one out first 😂😂
100%, honestly he should watch all of them
@@Br0therHO0dClan Definitely.
Omgosh I can’t wait for this. This is one of the funniest stories in history. Let’s go.
So this story is mostly true and he is the person Van Wilder the movie is based on. Also during Co Vid lockdown he shot a major studio movie based on his real life. It should release late this year or next summer.
This is 100% percent true my guys
From what I heard the parties with the cops were actually way more insane than the mob which I find hilarious.
Did you see it on TH-cam?
The clips with him and Tom Segura on 2 Bears 1 Cave are a must watch. The Kool Aid one is a great start.
Thank you for rewinding when your commentary overshadowed the video, no one ever does that. Great video!
Yessssss I'm so excited for y'all to watch this. He's so fucking funny 🤣
it's a real story... the teacher recently came to one of his shows and he introduced her to the world... and he is who Van Wilder is based on...
What’s the craziest part is that this guy has like 15 people corroborating his story.
One of his old classmates said it was true on a video on fb, she was like "this story is 100% true, he legit fucking robbed us" 😂😂😂
Story is true lol. Bert’s a legend 🔥
I Love That Story.
Shirtless is part of the act and he's funny as hell.
Bros, the crazy part is that people he knew that went on that trip have verified this story as 100% true! Dude is a ridiculous savage 🤣
The best comedians that tell jokes and a good storyline always true stories about themselves
Loved the reaction, fellas! This story is classic and all true. Hilarious! Bert is a legend just for this story alone. He has other great bits, but this one is amazing
Bert the Conqueror tv show. He went around the world trying crazy sports etc…funny show
It’s a true story I can’t wait for the movie this year.
People in his class have verified the accuracy of this story! Bert is great! Good friends with Joe Rogan, Andrew Schulz, Tom Segura, etc
So, my wife studied Russian and Slavic Studies at Baylor University and spent 3 semesters in Russian about 10 years after Bert was there. She 100% believes this story. When Bert was there, it was less than a decade after the fall of the Soviet Union and the Bratva (Russian Mob) ran everything. Schools even taking trips over there was rare and when they did take students, they absolutely paid protection money to the Mob. Also, the Militzia (Police) were corrupt as hell because they barely ever got paid. The Russian government was a mess at the time.
When she was there 10 years later, it wasn't nearly as bad but remnants of it remained. The Bratva wasn't as brazen about shaking down students, but if you weren't careful the Police still would. My wife spoke English as rarely as possible. She didn't want them assuming she had money because she was American. Her family really didn't. She was on scholarship. She told me, if he really did make the effort to make friends with their Banditi than the rest of the story is entirely plausible because that's really how the Russian Mob acted at the time.
Anything by Josh Wolf is absolute gold
And I think the name is pronounced closer to “cry-sure”
He is one of the top selling comics out there. Check out 2 bears 1 cave bert admits to drinking 2 Gallons of coolaid a day.
Absolutely true. The early 2000’s movie, Van Wilder was based on him after Rolling Stones magazine wrote an article naming him THE top college partier in nation. You guys should look up the Tracy Morgan story.
I used to work with a guy only known to us an poncho, one day I got to know him better, he told me his brother runs one of the many mafias in Mexico and he had enough of that life and moved to Canada to become a framer, poncho was the coolest dude ever and his wife made the best food I've ever had.
Has been confirmed from people in his class that this story is 100% true. Which makes it even more funny.
The story continues for a while. Bert told it back in the days. A lot didnt make it into the bit. I fucking love him
Wheres the rest of the story
@@archfiend221 Its told in various old podcasts that i think are not on the Internet anymore. It includes a poolhall scam, driving police cars with policeofficers in russia that take him to a strip club and also stealing a boat. You know he made a movie about this story that is like a sequel to the story. Here is the teaser that was just released:
th-cam.com/video/mm6KXHleY-Q/w-d-xo.html
‘He looks like the Info Wars Guy..’
You’re NOT wrong..! Hahahaa
All completely true, he told this story and his classmates verified it, they said yes every word is true.
That is one of the most epic stories I had ever heard when I did n to this day it still is, it's epic.
He has told that story plenty of times n maybe some details are exaggerated but the story is def real, it seems, remember it was Russia in the 90s so yeah
The story is 100% real, there’s a video on TH-cam of him talking about it and when someone from the class seen the video they tagged everyone else who was on the at bus and said it was 100% real. You can find it on TH-cam
One of my favorite stories!💋💋💋💋
That blue and black can't fold merch is 🔥🔥
Fun fact the movie Van Wilder with Ryan Reynolds is actually based on Berts time at Flordia State. Also his teacher and multiple of his classmates verified this story.
When you said “He looks like the info wars guy” I laughed my ass off.
100% true my guys. Look it up, my man is a legend!
"waterboarding is the worst torture ever" oh you sweet summer child...look up something called the Bronze Bull if you have a strong stomach
100% true
And they asked him to party with them on the way home to make sure everyone arrived home safely
What makes all of this even wilder than everything everyone has already posted, the movie Van Wilder was based on the Rolling Stones article written about Burt. Ryan Reynolds played Burt Kreischer.
A good chunk of this story is true, which makes it even better
100% true story. People who were on that trip said it was way worse than he described 😂
Haven't watched the video yet....but I'm hoping my dude in the middle and my dude on the left have a sense of humor on this one. Will they laugh? Will they smile? We will see.
My man on the right knows comedy when he sees it! Much love bruh!
5 minutes in, and we got no laughs yet.
10 minutes in...no laughs yet, but we got a couple of smirks!
15 minutes in and still no laughs.
If someone can make it through this video without busting out laughing, they are either high as $hit or very angry. I don't get it. Still love yall tho.
It's a true story, students/etc. have come out confirming it. The Van Wilder movie(s) were based on his college partying days. Dudes a beast.
“Inspired by” or “loosely based”, but they are making an actual “The Machine” movie
I peeped the rahin cajuns sweater in one of yalls vids and just sayin berts comin to the cajundome this monnth
I literally saw a trailer last night they are making a movie based on this joke and not gonna lie it looks like it’s going to be 🔥
You guys really need to do Gabriel Iglesias The Gift Basket please!!!! Do theist recent one you won't be sorry. ALSO Josh Wolf the Pratical Joke!
This is a true story and a funny as fuck one! Also the movie Van Wilder about a kid in college for like 8 years is based on Bert's life! He was a fucking legend back then!!!!
You dudes are hilarious and I dig your reactions. Keep up the dope work. Do reaction on this Richard Pryor bit. THE GOAT OF THE GOATS
If you've ever seen the movie Van Wilder, just know that Bert was the inspiration for that character and film. This story is legit fellas. lol
I must say, that what you just described is DEFINITELY NOT, DEFINITELY NOT the worst thing that can happen. This may be a simple, honest recollection of a time that he experienced, but, it , from my experience of this world, is not the way things work.
That is actually a true story. His classmates even confirmed it. There is a movie coming out about it called The Machine. Who would of thought?
this skit one of the besttt
Van Wilder the movie with Ryan Renolds was a biography based on Bert's life in college.
Totally true! Van Wilder the movie is based after his college days!
4:28 For the most part, mobs don’t harm innocents. If you don’t mess with them, then they won’t mess with you. My mom had/still has some connections with some higher ranking members. She worked at one of the hotels that they own. She told me the story about how she accidentally found some big tanks of lye, which is how it all started for her 😅
So I was raised to respect the mob. Just don’t bother them and you’ll be fine.
***at least the mobs in the states. Russia in the 90’s was just something else 😂
Bert was the inspiration for the National lampoon Van Wilder movie
fun fact his classmates came forward after this special and confirmed that his story for the most part was true other then needing to pay for the ride he got he was super chummy with the mafia and everything he mentioned happened including getting off the hook for the whole thing
Actually a true story. Have seen classmates of his confirm. Crazy!
Another HILARIOUS one! Definitely do the one about the bear from him! You guys should also check out Tom Segura - Steven Seagal He’s good friends with Bert lol
He’s 💯 !! All true… love him ❤️❤️🤣🤣
The craziest stories are true. I have a few myself, and I'm always thinking back like, "damn, I can't believe that shit happened".
Bert always removes his shirt at the beginning of a gig. That is his signature.
His classmates confirmed the story
It's crazy it is 100% true. It's even crazier than the stand-up actually bc he does go party with the cops in Moscow but he said on an early episode of the Joe Rogan Podcast, that the cops were crazier than the Mafia. They had him drive the cop car in the streets (probably very drunk). He said he had to actually sneak away from them bc they were worse. Everyone from classmates and teachers have verified his story. He actually just turned this into a movie. Cool fact: the movie "Van Wilder" with Ryan Reynolds is actually based on Bert's life in college at Florida State. It's nuts to imagine.
100% True story. The reason it blew up is bc a class mate of his came out after his act and said she was robbed and it was all true.
It did, it was Berts friend from college who's trip it was!!
Bert is an absolute legend
Yea youngsters... its true... I remember him touring all the talk shows telling his story.. he had pictures for proof...
It’s always funny how you don’t know any of the comedians are that you react to but you’ve always “seen them before, I think” 😂😂👌
It's true...and they plan on making a movie about it💯
Y’all should watch Bert’s Anne Frank House story!
Can’t wait to see the movie in theaters this weekend