35 Reasons to Work at Discord
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2018
- Go to / discord to apply for a job and come body slam Pusheen.
Wanna go deeper? Discord's Founder and CEO Jason wrote a piece on The Four Values of Working at Discord: blog.discordapp.com/the-four-...
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That doesn't even look like its a job, just look like living with friends in a big building and you dont need to work.
its literally an office job lmao except they try not to stress as much. Let me tell you, there is lots of work.
Ya there not just gona show you buckets load of work in a ad to work there
thats the point
and you get paid for it
That’s what ads want you to think
I'd love to work, except I have no skills that will allow me to work
edit: this aged horribly
Same...
Yoooo, I watch you, anyways, same, the only thing I can do is somewhat normal text bots by using C or C++
Same😔 Keep griefing those p2w server big fan of your work.
Wow can you crash my life by lagging it please
Same.
"Why do you want to work at discord?"
*"McNuggets are Scared."*
LOL
they're terrified
Sacred
huh?
terrified nugget
Discord is the only company that actually knows how to make a relatable and entertaining advertisement.
u sound like a they/them on their mid 30s
Used to know*
@@pnsdev what happened?
what are you talking about?@@pnsdev
@@AbsoluteEgg They’ve lock every bit of customization behind paywalls such as nitro and microtransactions.
So basically it's just a huge preschool for adults...
Toxic 125k annually for attending preschool, instant application
nice
Yea
It's like heaven
Yup
I almost forgotten that we were talking about actually working
Same 0.0
36. We'll lay you off
1:11 what discord employees are doing while discord goes down
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT TOO
Nah I was more thinking on the lines of that this actually CAUSES discord to go down whenever it does XD
Hmm kinda similar to the 4 year old comment above but its funny so why not
Discord: We value transparency
Also Discord: *shows a room full of non-transparent people*
comedy at its fullest
Bro, the transparent people were also in there, but you just couldn’t see them
@@omniphysical holy John cena
@@omniphysical bro...... bRO BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Gonna be honest, don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months.
Forget a youtube career, im doing this
All the best
@@v.rprasad5377 aww that's so sweet man (btw I'm NOT a girl)
@@ayaanbofficial lol why would I think that you're a gorl
@@v.rprasad5377 uhh common stereotype sorry for judging you :)
@@ayaanbofficial aha it's okay.
for being named after literal chaos and people not liking each other, it seems like a pretty chill place.
Discord: We take our job very seriously.
Also discord: *Sometimes we party*
Me: *minor who can’t work yet*
TH-cam recommendations: want a job?
Lol
Cross! Sans the I’m 14... even if I wanted a job I couldn’t get one. Especially during corona.
@@jeremyaguilar591 how can a minor get job ? wtf are you talking about
Hell yes
Cross! Sans
Bruh jobs don’t accept 14 year olds
maybe 15, but not usually
Meanwhile at the interview:
"So why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Uh."
gaming
engineer gaming
Yes
me: i just want to
*f u n*
no but actually the discord call sound in the background got me, I had to stop the video to make sure 😂😂
coming back after 5 years, you said 6 years, lets wait and see. I'll be back for year 6.
35 Reasons Why To Work At Discord
1: *we break walls*
2: *we turn off switches*
4: Why not
5: Free nitro
6:I dunno just join
Ghana Pallbearer Ok
7: because you’ll be cool
Imagine working for discord just to get the staff badge
...
lol
Or free nitro
That would be me ngl-
i would do that
0:21 This part of the video really got me because the background music sounded like someone was calling me on discord
The snorlax bean bag is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life.
That voice and personality sounded so much like Ice Cream Sandwich.
yes
woah you’re right
no
Exactly
Yes
“Why do you want to work at discord?”
*Some people sit upstairs*
Good enough for me but I am not good enough for them
*we take our work very seriously*
Honestly I'd prefer sitting downstairs, they got that aswell!
Your hired
Some People sit here and here and sometimes here and here
Discord: Here are 35 reasons why you should work with us!
Me, a 14 year old with no intention of getting a job in the software industry: hmmmm...... interesting.
yes
“Why do you want to work for discord?”
“Desk stuff”
Discord: we will advertise that we’re hiring people
Discord: and then will hire none of them
I too am despicable -Gru
3:42 voice
Because it's an old video and of course when you see this you want to apply
@@cyberflixt so is this even valid
@benadryl horseflopper oh dear silly me
Why I can’t work at discord:
I can’t code
I’m not in America
I’m not 18
same, i hope someday ill work there :(
Same
Graphic design
Definitely same
The same thing rip
they updated the logo on the thumbnail, so they are still using this video when hiring. amazing
as soon as I saw the title im sold
It probably comforts them to think that the discord ringtone playing all throughout the video is giving people panic attacks across the globe
Why i want to slice you?
(Beat saber references)
TommyMiles don’t forget about the ping at the end
I thought I was getting a call lol
I literally checked
Oh no brother, don't trigger the Flat-Earthers
looks like a pretty nice cult
Hey ,that's mildy adequate
Carson Ayers f yeah boi
WUMPUS CULT
Agree
Uh....... ok....
I love the idea of a discord rave and discord moshpit
i loved the time when this video was up to date.
1:15 that's what they doing when discord won't open because of server issues
dracowood lmfao underrated
discord always goes down for me when I most need discord lol
@HACKSON EMPIRE very important work, running minecraft
discord.gg/6jWncK
1,3k likes and 6 replys hmmm...
"35 Reasons to work at discord"
Discord: *sometimes we party*
99th like
@@dewdroptherainwing7537 lol thanks but I don't understand why people are liking this lol
Yes
@@bey7668 *yes*
@@how-to-discord4519 yes
They're not like this anymore
I wanna work here one day. It looks and sounds so amazing!
*”why do you want to work at discord”*
*”that plushie is really cool”*
i checked on a policy director and you get
*Unlimited Sick Days*
imagine being in e_lol’s server couldn’t be me, idk how i found you
699th like
@@slolilols 700th like
"You should never not know why you're doing what you're doing."
Man, I felt that.
This says a lot about society...
Ye
Thats the only thing i do best
666th likes 😳
i mean same
the discord call sound in the background made me check discord like 10 times
0:48 the blonde guy groomed me when i was 14 (i am 19 now)
and he used his work knowledge to delete most of our convos 😀
For real?
@@AbandonedAccount100 Yes 100%, but i deleted my account so i unfortunately dont have much proof
Bro what
"We Value Transparency"
*Discord users would like to known your location*
San Francisco
forsenCD i’d like to be completely transparent with you guys forsenCD
Globex D OMEGALUL C
Me: why are the discord servers down
**Meanwhile at discord hq** 1:12
i chuckled at this, good joke.
Hahaaaa
I have ur profile pic on twitter (now i don't)
Is there a song link?
best comment ever
This video just shows discord is more or less just some really fun adult who actually knows how to talk and connect with younger people, someone who never really left their prime. Very nice.
They need to give the marketing team a raise
“Some people have cool keyboards”
*WHAT ARE YOU*
GladOS
do you guys know where u could buy that? lol
@@ollehallstrandelm1573 Skynet Headquarters
@@stealthisaccount433 huh?
Crownitex I was literally gonna say that-
I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CALLING ME BUT IT WAS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC-
*_Me who had the volume down_*
(I could only hear the voice)
@@Raveen1 gacha 8 year old, also cringe, get off the platform you gacha 4 year old.
@@Anonymous-qo5tl So, People cannot play games they want to play?
@@2coolize540 never said that, I said to get off the platform (TH-cam) because Gacha is for little kids. Never said they couldn't play it.
Discord isn't just a place you work but it isn't just a group of people meeting up to do stuff. It's a mix of both of them. I can't really work in Discord because I live in a different country but it actually looks like a good job.
THE DISCORD REMIX IN THE BACKGROUND IS TOO GOOD
I’m probably not qualified to work at discord but it seems like a really cool job
If you put your mind to it, you can do anything! Don't give up! ^-^
WilliamCrossing Thanks
Some Asian Pilot 1st off you’re basically saying that people with no education at all only work at discord although computer engineers work there. 2nd off discord is a REAL job. Just because a job requires a computer for working doesn’t mean it’s not a real job.
teddibear oh they said that they wouldn’t work at discord because they have an education and would rather work at some Air Force for the military and basically said that Discord is not a real job
@@KendrickPulitzerPrizeLamar damn that is really toxic of them to say
2:21 “professionally”
*iMovie transition*
Eat Your Cereal isnt it sony vegas
XD XD at the near beginning of the video it was obvious that the video was made in premiere.
@@Gamerexde it can be, but this transition sucks anyway
Absolute genius
TRUE
I love the background music
1:12 so this is why my ticket never gets through…
"so why do you want to work for Discord?"
"Beacause people sit downstairs and some Upstairs"
100th like
248th like
I'm in it for the pusheen
I wanna sit on the couches
“Hired”
Discord: We take our works very seriously
Also Discord: *We broke a wall*
No reply?😂
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
@@lakshya3277 No.
I loved how the background is the Discord call sound..
the music +the call noise made me have to check over at my second monitor multiple times
This whole video I thought someone was calling me on Discord.
:))
whole*
Popcorn GRAMMAR NAZI
😏 it was me
willi4m127 oh no
36th reason to work at Discord: you can ban your friends
NiXiT 25 lol
lmao
XDD
FINALLY! PAYBACK!
HAHAHAHA!!!
this makes me love discord even more
This is truly the live of a discord mod
Me:*submits my CV*
Discord:35 Reasons to reject
reject sus!
Lmao
im the 69th likes lmfao
@@fawwazadzima like*
@@fawwazadzima nice
Discord: We're hiring.
Me: *applies*
Discord: Not you tho
OOF
lol :p
I cba hahahah
Need to be an adult. You can't just work at Discord as a child under the legal age of work.
ImTheBluestBird no shit
This is why i want to work at discord when I’m old enough! this place is awesome
Sick!!! I hope to work there one day!
I love how they use the discord ringtone in the music
Yeah me too it's a nice idea
I thought I was getting called lol
@@deeps8689 me too :((
So,..
..is this a transient
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of The occupy IT[ForAwhile] &
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UnEmployed\//\\\Yet-Again?),
according To;
(•/ Bls Dot Gov/PariEnronStats
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🙃
@@deeps8689 SAMEEEEE
36th reason : You can gift yourself an endless Nitro.
upd : please sub to my channel
odogyes lol
TRUEEE
Yeah this is big brain time
True
the only good reason
this is actually one of the good advertisements for some people to work at discord
1 more year until Discord takes over the world
The whole video is like someone is calling me
lol me too
SAME, ITS SO MEAN ;(
yep same
Me 2
I paused to video 5 times until I realized that nobody is calling me :(
Discord: "So why do you want to work here?"
Me: "Because I can sit upstairs or downstairs"
or sit on a couch
@@razmysignas7216 or another couch
@@sizz5982 or drink coffe
@@razmysignas7216 or do yoga
or do parcour
Finally, a job where you can work collaboratively in a fun environment while still getting stuff done.
Even better, *you can sit upstairs or downstairs.*
35 reasons to work at discord, 135 reasons to not work at discord
They have Bob Ross as the icon for their private art server.
I love Discord
Same only boomers don’t use discord
@@probablyahumanbeing4637 Yeah so here is _Z_ *o* -o- M
@• spazyclown • i had a stroke trying understand you
@• spazyclown • oh ok
Yes
*36. It's not Fortnite*
Roblox sucks
lol
SilentMemer *_-37. Free real estate-_*
SilentMemer shut the fuck up loser
TEG Wild no u 12 year old
i swear, u guys just gave me a idea for my future 💀
The whole time I kept on pausing the video to check if I was being called and when the pickup noise came I physically jumped
I'm pretty sure absolutely every shut-in would want this job.
yeah, seems like it'd fit you perfectly.
@@neo6118 *OUCH*
And you'd be shut-in but working at discord
420th like 😏
Still have yet to find out the actual “job” part of discord.
for some reason i believe this video is just a way to get you in. while they actually abuse their workers and make them do stuff like... making new design shit
hey if the guy responsible for changing design bunch versions ago is reading this, i tell you hi and ask why
if guy responsible for removing it reads my comment, i wanna tell you're awesome
the guy responsible for making new design and deleting it: wtf
vadiks2003 wait yo you seriously think a work place actually makes their workers do stuff???? Na surely not that’s clearly abuse if they did
They Program(JavaScript )and design
Making your employees do something is literally called work
The job part of discord is to add new features and stuff and fix bugs and more
In simple they got enough money to hire bunch of people and do anything, what a wholesome company
The amount of times i paused to check if I was getting a call on discord
I feel like discord is just handing themselves a medal
Even if they did they deserve it
@@cosminpopica by banning people who don't like furry loli porn? lol
Български Конникъ uhhhh
Yeh but it's 1 that they deserve
Like the Obama meme lol
35 reasons to work at Discord
"Some people sit upstairs, some people sit downstairs..."
Alright, I'm in
ok
enough for me
420th liker
599th like
669 liker thank me later
I can just imagine the person who asks why you want to work at discord is not surprised when you say one of these 35 options
I like how there's a discord calling sound in the background, I honestly thought that my friends were calling me, especially as I just got off of discord.
"EVERY ONE IN THE WORLD WILL USE DISCORD IN 6 YEARS"
3 years later and almost everyone in the world knows about discord
ok lets wait 3 more years and see if that is true....
@@junyong0716 Oh *gosh*
@@Bees_Animations almost two more years 😃
@@junsfallinflower AAA
"I think i'm gonna work at Discord."
"Why?"
"To body slam a Pusheen pillow"
Lmao
Very well, you may start Monday morning.
Ok
Hired!
that giant pusheen plushie is pretty cool
You'll never Have to go Outside Again!
- Discord Mod
Not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to work at discord but this makes me wanna work there so much more
This Guy alone with his personality makes me wanna join this cult... Uhh I mean this company......yeah.....
i've seen you before
SCP-106 Has Just Been Spotted
Reasons I cant work at discord:
· Im not 18
· Im not smart
· Do I look like I talk to people?
· I live thousands of miles away
me too kid
Same
Same
same
Same
dude i love this
The Day of Discord is almost upon us. 1 more year.
Requirements for a job:
- 20 Years of something
- 60 Years of another thing
-55 Years of breathing
-Have a PhD from Harvard
-Get a high five from Jeff Bezos
Seems legit
@@MaytheHigurashologist because it is
Seems accurate
Seems true
Seems analogy
Discord is like that one adult that’s actually fun and knows how to connect with younger people
Hey shitass
yo was sup my fans I’m the best speedrunner
@@shitassthechizh2759 better than dream
@@chiefhydropolis yes
Yep
That sounds like a really cool job.
Wtf i would do without discord. i love u.
"and some people like going rock climbing thursday evening"
*shows footage of drunk dude climbing a wall*
Thats basically rock climbing.
Who doesn't do that
@@professionaltaxevader2699 yep
@@professionaltaxevader2699 i mean you've got a point
Lol
did anyone else think they were getting a discord call for some weird reason?
haha yea same
Background Music bro
Ye
me too XD
Yup
ayoo im gonna work here for sure
the freaking call sound bro.. i fell for it