I just realized that me and GLaDOS are very similar. Whenever something breaks, we just start yelling out a cake recipe, followed by "VANILLA CRAZY CAKE" a few times.
I always thought the turret room before the GLaDOS fight felt a little out of place, so it makes more sense that it was going to be the chamber where you originally fought her.
It's kinda fine in the first game but the turret room with blue gel in portal 2 which is an obvious reference to this one is just annoying and useless.
Damn it, I made my own transcript. Use as copypasta to remind the world that we missed out on this ending and the ending of Portal could have been so much funnier: 1.1825 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix, one hand prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, store bought 1 or 2/3 cups granulated sugar, 3 large eggs, 1 teaspoons of vanilla extract, 1 cup of all purpose flour, 2/3 cups of coco and 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups of water, 1x2x2 60 inches each of vanilla frosting, don’t forget garnishes such as fish cup crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethylbenzene, bowl of empty liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment, a 20 foot thick impermeable plate layer of peanut buttered pieces, with a dish of yellow food colours, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fibreglass surface resins and volatile welted milk impoundments, 9 artichokes, 12 medium geo-synthetic membranes, 3 large whole eggs, 1 cup granulated sugar, 1 cup lemon juice, 4 new whole sensors, 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar, 2 egg based gel granules, a large sized rhubarb, 2/3 cup granulated rhubarb, one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb, one teaspoon grated orange rhubarb, an entry called “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands”, 2/3 baking rhubarb, 1/2 teaspoon salt and rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire, one large rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb milk, 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb, 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice, 3 potato “take me to a picnic cake”, 3 time chocolate cake, tropical snack cake, chocolate fudge cake, sour cream pumpkin cake, spicy jalapeño chocolate cake, apple coffee cake, upside down chocolate cake, upside down apple coffee cake, upside down rhubarb cake, upside down pancake + pancake sampling cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, nutcracker, sweet ginger, walnut, thermal reactor load, old-fashioned fiber optic relative humidity sensor cake, wholesale fruitcake, one bowl chocolate cake with easy laser induced fluorescent frosting, persimmon pudding cake, pineapple upside down piedmont, pineapple upside down pink goo, pineapple upside down bake free, arm and hand positioned full with plastic body positioners, multi-block plastic body positioners, extremity positioners, aluminum body bridges, plastic lower body positioners, pineapple upside down cake for adjustable aluminium head positioner, disposable polystyrene head locks, slaughter electric needle injector, cordless electric needle injector, injector needle driver, injector needle gun, cranial caps, now for the rhubarb and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and it contains enough proven preservatives for deep penetration agents and gas and odour control chemicals to deodorise and preserve putrid tissue as well as areas of the body that are arterial embalming may have missed, and rhubarb, okay we’re even now! You can stop! Theerrreee rreeeallly waass aa caaake…
Placeholder, in the final version the exact map file used for that is the one where the ending cutscene happens (chell being dragged back, robot arm putting out the candle on the cake)
JordanViknar yes, the beginning boss battle room was repurposed to be the Turret ambush room. Also if you are referring to the Turret saying “Sorry, we’re closed.”, then yes it is a cut voice line along with a few others such as a turret laughing upon deactivating after being knocked over. If you listen closely at 1:39 you’ll hear one laugh in the distance.
JordanViknar I’m pretty sure it is used in the retail build. However, I have put far more hours into the Beta than I have retail so I might be inaccurate.
This version does feel like a lot more like you're murdering GLaDOS rather than just self-defense. It makes her comments on Portal 2 ring some truth. I can see why playtesters didn't like it This is interesting tho, as in this version she is still the same robotized GLaDOS as before and at no point does she become the more malicious GLaDOS we see later; I wonder how Portal 2, if undergone the same development process that lead to it taking place as a sequel, would have looked like with more of the same GLaDOS from Portal 1
although this is a beta it is actually pretty similar to the end result such as the rocket launching robot and the near 3 takedowns and lastly the cake recipe.
cake recipe, 3 takedowns, and the rocket turret. Yeah I don't think the entirely different look of GLaDOS, the different rooms, and practically everything else mattered. Do you?
Agreed. And I always thought something was missing with that room being so spacious and only having turrets hiding behind the perimeter walls. Now we know what that something was.
Ahh, the stage of development where the portals looked their best. Before they were downgraded to keep the console version identical to the pc version...
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 For the sake of simplicity, probably. You don't really need the extra information, and by taking it away it becomes easier to focus on the information you do have.
I get why people didnt like this ending because they felt bad about killing Glados while she ran away from you but I must say, it's a very interesting way to end the game. It leaves it up to the player to decide if killing her was justified or not. I love when games can make you feel something deeper than victory, something more poignant than just besting the boss. On some levels I think this ending is better, but I think they were right to change it due to player feedback.
Perhaps they could’ve counted this by having both endings, but using this section as like a “you’re actually destroying just some of her computer processors (part of her brain) by destroying this. It would’ve been interesting to destroy this, just to have the player end up meeting her in her chamber anyway.
@@XeonGame I don't remember now tbh, it must have been that I heard it from someone. Since I haven't managed to find any actual evidence, the best explaination I can give here is that the animation simply didn't fit the game well and was too exessive
if that's glados's brain, maybe that made glados say random words when that pile of robots were destroyed, like the last words of glados ("they're really blase cake")
That bad thing is, I’ve heard the lines that much I can spit out the entire recipe she says. Doctors probably looks for signs like then when analysing someone’s mental stability.
I think that specific line is in the retail. But lines such as “hahahahaha” “sorry, we’re closed” “suppressing” “target suppressed” and so on are unused.
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1 & 2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice.. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'. 2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odorcontrol chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
This ending is reminiscent of the termination of HAL in "2001: A Space Odyssey", specifically the scene where it starts singing a kindergarten song before being completely shut down. EDIT: Is the full cake recipe read by Glados found anywhere in the final game?
not that i know of, i couldn't find a script or anything online, heres my best attempt at writing it down How to make a cake: Put 18.25 ounces package of chocolate cake mix, 1 can of prepared coconut peacan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margerine solvent, and 2/3 cups granulated sugar. 3 large eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2 cups all purpose flour, 2/3 cup caocao, 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups distilled water, 1. 2. 2. 16 ounce each vanilla frosting. Don't forget garnishes such as: fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid wastes, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethyl-benzene, cold m.e.p liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment shaped sediment. A 20 foot thick inpenatratable titanium plate, candy coated penut butter brittle pieces like fish, yellow food colors, alpha-resins, unsatuarated polyester resins, fiberglass surface resin, and volatile malted potatoes. 9 large egg yolks, 12 medium geosynthetic membranes, 3 illogical eggs, 1 cup granulated sucrose, 1 cup lemon juice. For immunodysfunction symptoms: 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons granulated granulated sugar, 2 egg based gels, 2 cups rhubarb sliced, 2 cups 3 sliced granulated rhubarb, 1 tablespoon all purpose rhubarb, 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb, an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands", 2 teaspoons whacked rhubarb, 1/2 teaspoon sliced rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire, 1 large rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb milk, 1 cross compatable electromagnetic imaging rhubarb, 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice, 3 potato tea may, take me to a picnic, egg, 3 times chocolate cake bread, tunnel of fudge cake, sourcream pumpkin spicy jalapeño chocolate cake, upside down apple coffee cake, upside down rhubarb cake, upside down benzene dispensing device cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla. crazy. cake. Vanilla crazy cake. Cake vanilla crazy, cake vanilla, crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake vanilla, cake vanilla, vanilla crazy cake. Cake vanilla crazy, cake vanilla, crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake vanilla, cake vanilla. Nutcracker sweet ginger walnut thermal reactor core cake, old-fashioned, fiberoptic resin bouyancy sensor cake, burned prune fern cake, double chocolate cake with wheezy laser induced flourencent frosting, persimon pudding cake, pineapple upside down factorial cake, pineapple upside down cake 1, pineapple upside down cake 2, pineapple upside down cake 3, pineapple upside down cake 4, rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb rhubarb. t h e r e r e a l l y w a s a c a k e
Yes, the lines were slowed down and reassigned to the blue cake core. I’m the boos battle, pick up the core and listen. You’ll notice the dialogue is exactly the same.
@@Logan_935 The part where GLaDOS says "vanilla crazy cake" and others are not in the sound files of the blue core thought, so maybe some of these lines didn't make it into the final game
2 cups rhubarb 2/3 half granulated rhubarb 1 table spoon all purpose rhubarb 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb an entry called how to kill someone with your bare hands 2 teaspoons ????? rhubarb salt and rhubarb 3 table spoons rhubarb on fire one large rhubarb 3 table spoons rhubarb milk One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb rhubarb 2 teaspoons rhubarb juice
I’ll continue the transcription later: 1.1825 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix, one hand prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, store bought 1 or 2/3 cups granulated sugar, 3 large eggs, 1 teaspoons of vanilla extract, 1 cup of all purpose flour, 2/3 cups of coco and 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups of water, 1x2x2 60 inches each of vanilla frosting, don’t forget garnishes such as fish cup crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethylbenzene, bowl of empty liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment, a 20 foot thick impermeable plate layer of peanut buttered pieces, with a dish of yellow food colours, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fibreglass surface resins and volatile welted milk impoundments, 9 artichokes, 12 medium geo-synthetic membranes, 3 large whole eggs, 1 cup granulated sugar, 1 cup lemon juice, 4 new whole sensors, 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar, 2 egg based gel granules, a large sized rhubarb, 2/3 cup granulated rhubarb, one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb…(3:22)
1 18.25 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix 1 can of prepared coconut pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar 3 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 cups all purpose flour 2/3 cup cocoa 1 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1 1/3 cups water 1 ??? (Can not figure it out here) 16 ounces each
the reason they removed these portals I assume is because whenever they were going through development and they were adding more detail it probably caused the game to lag quite a lot due to how many effects were put into these portals these portals glow and they have a lot of moving particles in them which can cause a lot of issues on a computer CPU and GPU so that's probably why they changed them in the final build they just worked better and cooler doesn't always mean better these portals are so bright that when you're trying to go into them it can be quite difficult to know if you're actually hitting like the center of the portal because it's so bright
are you trying to tell me glados was a pile of rollermines
Yep
Yeah
yes she originally was
Yes
@Seelkadoom The Hedgehog still technically glados even if it's not the final version
So that's where the Vanilla Crazy Cake achievement comes from!
And rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb
@wolf_ fox and *that* was from glados..
no it doesn't
@@idontpaytaxes汉 yes it does
VANILLA CRAZY CAKE
A copy of "How To Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
Mostrico07 And rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb
fish shaped dirt
Sediment shaped sediment
Pineapple upside down cake 1
Pineapple upside down cake 2
_"There really was a cake..."_
*entire room floods*
Vanilla crazy cake Vanilla crazy cake Vanilla crazy cake Vanilla crazy cake
It was a teleportation fluid that transported the player to Xen. This ending was scrapped, fortunately.
There really was a caaaaake
ReaperhunterB now we know the true... cake isn't a lie....
Piece of*
0:48 Me when my friends say that portal is boring
it's fun when you play multiplayer with voice chat (without being annoying)
I just realized that me and GLaDOS are very similar.
Whenever something breaks, we just start yelling out a cake recipe, followed by "VANILLA CRAZY CAKE" a few times.
Unsurprising for PotatOS.
I always thought the turret room before the GLaDOS fight felt a little out of place, so it makes more sense that it was going to be the chamber where you originally fought her.
It's kinda fine in the first game but the turret room with blue gel in portal 2 which is an obvious reference to this one is just annoying and useless.
Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially.
The portals looking amazing in this beta version.
vines is my favorite
Redical is better than final game imo
@@Chloedasher if I'm not wrong they were toned down because of hardware limitations
@@TheTrueDragonSlayermy 7 year old potato can run that version perfectly so I don’t think so
@@AaravVIdeosYT the game is much older than that. We're talking about the 360
Damn it, I made my own transcript. Use as copypasta to remind the world that we missed out on this ending and the ending of Portal could have been so much funnier:
1.1825 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix, one hand prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, store bought 1 or 2/3 cups granulated sugar, 3 large eggs, 1 teaspoons of vanilla extract, 1 cup of all purpose flour, 2/3 cups of coco and 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups of water, 1x2x2 60 inches each of vanilla frosting, don’t forget garnishes such as fish cup crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethylbenzene, bowl of empty liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment, a 20 foot thick impermeable plate layer of peanut buttered pieces, with a dish of yellow food colours, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fibreglass surface resins and volatile welted milk impoundments, 9 artichokes, 12 medium geo-synthetic membranes, 3 large whole eggs, 1 cup granulated sugar, 1 cup lemon juice, 4 new whole sensors, 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar, 2 egg based gel granules, a large sized rhubarb, 2/3 cup granulated rhubarb, one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb, one teaspoon grated orange rhubarb, an entry called “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands”, 2/3 baking rhubarb, 1/2 teaspoon salt and rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire, one large rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb milk, 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb, 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice, 3 potato “take me to a picnic cake”, 3 time chocolate cake, tropical snack cake, chocolate fudge cake, sour cream pumpkin cake, spicy jalapeño chocolate cake, apple coffee cake, upside down chocolate cake, upside down apple coffee cake, upside down rhubarb cake, upside down pancake + pancake sampling cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, nutcracker, sweet ginger, walnut, thermal reactor load, old-fashioned fiber optic relative humidity sensor cake, wholesale fruitcake, one bowl chocolate cake with easy laser induced fluorescent frosting, persimmon pudding cake, pineapple upside down piedmont, pineapple upside down pink goo, pineapple upside down bake free, arm and hand positioned full with plastic body positioners, multi-block plastic body positioners, extremity positioners, aluminum body bridges, plastic lower body positioners, pineapple upside down cake for adjustable aluminium head positioner, disposable polystyrene head locks, slaughter electric needle injector, cordless electric needle injector, injector needle driver, injector needle gun, cranial caps, now for the rhubarb and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and rhubarb, and it contains enough proven preservatives for deep penetration agents and gas and odour control chemicals to deodorise and preserve putrid tissue as well as areas of the body that are arterial embalming may have missed, and rhubarb, okay we’re even now! You can stop! Theerrreee rreeeallly waass aa caaake…
I wonder what the devs intentions were when they teleport you to the empty room in the end as you drown, like what's up with that?
maybe gladdys last effort to kill you was to make the sewers break in order to drown you.
it's a callback to the advice you're given when you first obtain the portal gun, about how you shouldn't submerge it in liquid
Placeholder, in the final version the exact map file used for that is the one where the ending cutscene happens (chell being dragged back, robot arm putting out the candle on the cake)
Liquid portals, a cut mechanic.
The empty room was xen
i dont think its just about chasing down glados, she seems to express fear of death at the end there, where she says 'ok we're even you can stop now'
Don’t you hate it when you get so mad you start rambling and going off about cakes
0:56 Isn't this line unused in the final game ?
And by the way, the room still is into Portal ! It made it into the final game.
JordanViknar yes, the beginning boss battle room was repurposed to be the Turret ambush room. Also if you are referring to the Turret saying “Sorry, we’re closed.”, then yes it is a cut voice line along with a few others such as a turret laughing upon deactivating after being knocked over. If you listen closely at 1:39 you’ll hear one laugh in the distance.
@@Logan_935 No I was talking about the " -Dispensing- Dispersing product" line.
JordanViknar I’m pretty sure it is used in the retail build. However, I have put far more hours into the Beta than I have retail so I might be inaccurate.
@@Logan_935
The "There really was a caaaaake" line is also used in retail.
Aryan Descendant I don’t actually remember hearing it. Which is funny because I streamed the retail version just a few hours ago
I wonder, why isn't "fish-shaped rhubarb" an ingredient...?
And thus, the Fishcake in TF2 was made! :D
FISH SHAPED ETHYL-BENZENE
what about the "A guide on how to kill someone.. with your bare hands"?
I was unaware that the cake sphere was just slowed down GLaDOS
i had know idea. but then i noticed it sounded like GLaDOS lol
This version does feel like a lot more like you're murdering GLaDOS rather than just self-defense. It makes her comments on Portal 2 ring some truth.
I can see why playtesters didn't like it
This is interesting tho, as in this version she is still the same robotized GLaDOS as before and at no point does she become the more malicious GLaDOS we see later; I wonder how Portal 2, if undergone the same development process that lead to it taking place as a sequel, would have looked like with more of the same GLaDOS from Portal 1
I do not want to hear her portal lines in that annoying robot voice lolll
although this is a beta it is actually pretty similar to the end result such as the rocket launching robot and the near 3 takedowns and lastly the cake recipe.
cake recipe, 3 takedowns, and the rocket turret. Yeah I don't think the entirely different look of GLaDOS, the different rooms, and practically everything else mattered. Do you?
@@UpsideDownCycle Except in this version you have to deactivate several turrets while fighting a corrupt AI and dodging rockets
@@winelectronic101 Also the rocket turret falls over when disabled
Wish there was a build available from when Glados was a floating transparent cube that shot energy balls
There was also a version where she tried to hurt you with Portal 2-esc lasers.
What I love about the Portal beta is how it goes from sci-fi structures to these rocky pillars and carved out paths that make it seem more esoteric
Can someone help me find portal cross imaging electromagnetic rhubarb none of my stores have it
i think Cross-Borehole Fruits sell it online
vanilla crazy RHUBARB
this actually makes much sense because the room was so different from the others we met turrets in and so on
Agreed. And I always thought something was missing with that room being so spacious and only having turrets hiding behind the perimeter walls. Now we know what that something was.
Ahh, the stage of development where the portals looked their best. Before they were downgraded to keep the console version identical to the pc version...
Nixel Aw, is that really true? That sucks, especially since console ports of Valve games tend to be abandoned anyway.
There's a thing called mods
I prefer the new portal design. The old looks too much cartoony for me.
Why was the reticle changed if it gave more information?
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632 For the sake of simplicity, probably. You don't really need the extra information, and by taking it away it becomes easier to focus on the information you do have.
6:32 and here comes the unused xen ending, but the xrn skybox is not there
I always felt like that turret room was missing some plot
The turrets sound so wrong in this version 😭
God imagine how bad the cake memes would have been if this was largely unchanged.
I get why people didnt like this ending because they felt bad about killing Glados while she ran away from you but I must say, it's a very interesting way to end the game. It leaves it up to the player to decide if killing her was justified or not. I love when games can make you feel something deeper than victory, something more poignant than just besting the boss. On some levels I think this ending is better, but I think they were right to change it due to player feedback.
Perhaps they could’ve counted this by having both endings, but using this section as like a “you’re actually destroying just some of her computer processors (part of her brain) by destroying this. It would’ve been interesting to destroy this, just to have the player end up meeting her in her chamber anyway.
The devs of this mod had enough attention to detail to even attach the PortalHandler to GLaDOS, just like it was in the original beta
Sediment shaped sediment
Love the old crosshair
It's a modified version of the quick info hud from hl2.
The old crosshair was rather confusing imo.
@@TML233 it had a purpose, both sides showed how quick it would be to create a portal from a distance
How did they get this thing to the GLaDOS we know and love it looks completely different
Am I right
It's just a placeholder. Those are roller mines from half life 2.
vanilla crazy..... cake.
every copy of portal is personalized
that's a lot of rhubarb
They go from decently smart to Google translate
I'm glad I got to hear glados glitching out but giving the other cores a chance was great
1:45 cooking with glados
The listing of preservation.
Old portal renders look pretty Cool.
I tried this mod. Awesome stuff! I can’t stop pressing “New Game”
No one:
GLaDOS: Vanilla. Crazy. Cake.
This glados feels like a combination of glados from portal 1 and portal 2, a little bit more on portal 1
The old portal textures are so much cooler than the new ones imo
An average pc of that time wouldn't handle it well. Valve had to downgrade some stuff because of that
they’re half life 2 textures, they were only used as placeholder lol
@@reallyweirdcat is that true or are you just guessing
@@XeonGame I don't remember now tbh, it must have been that I heard it from someone. Since I haven't managed to find any actual evidence, the best explaination I can give here is that the animation simply didn't fit the game well and was too exessive
@@XeonGame i meant for the actual portals, the glowing effect around them
if that's glados's brain, maybe that made glados say random words when that pile of robots were destroyed, like the last words of glados ("they're really blase cake")
She actually still says that in the final game,however all the other sounds make it hard to hear.
@@aryandescendant6116 How do you know this? GLaDOS doesn't sound that mechanically robot anymore, so how is that even possible?
Its actually "There really was a cake."
Honestly, the beta Portals looked Waaay cooler than the final version one's
It's just a diamond of roller minds
VANILLA CRAZY CAKE VANNILLA THERMAL REACTOR
Man GLaDOS used to be a spinning cube
1:48 glados becomes cake resipy core
4:07 glados gliches to say vanilla crazy cake a lot of times (my favorite part) "vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake."
Cake recipe core or whatever is actually that voiceline but slowed
This is real beta
She looks like an angel from the Old Testament
well they CLEARLY didn't have the morality core then
She didn't have any cores
5:58
*_there really was a cake..._*
Flash Flood Warning: N.O.A.A
IN EFFECT UNTIL 10:30PM
I also start spelling out a whole damn cake recipe when i'm angry, me and GLaDOS have alot in common
That bad thing is, I’ve heard the lines that much I can spit out the entire recipe she says. Doctors probably looks for signs like then when analysing someone’s mental stability.
GLaDOS:I have recipes for the cake
Sediment shaped sediment
Fish shaped solid waste
6:16 IS
flood escape
@@pikusoldier1232 This thing is like portal_fluid or something like that.
1:48 yoo she's spittin out the words said by the blue core in portal 1 at the bossfight if you know what im meaning
Yep. The lines were slowed down, and reassigned to the cake core.
VANILLA CRAZY CAKE VANILLA CRAZY CAKE VANILLA CRAZY CAKE VANILLA CRAZY CAKE CAKE CRAZY VANILLA CRAZY CAKE VANILLA CRAZY CAKE
V A N I L L A C R A Z Y... C A K E. xD
huh, I didn't expect the turrets to have unused voice lines
"preparing to dispense"
I think that specific line is in the retail. But lines such as “hahahahaha” “sorry, we’re closed” “suppressing” “target suppressed” and so on are unused.
where xen skybox
glados listing off the cake ingredients just sounds like youtube tags
There really was a cake____
HL2???
vanilla crazy cake
What did glados put in that cake!?!?
she put vanilla crazy rhubarb
rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb
and rhubarb
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 & 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odorcontrol chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Don’t forget rollermines
Fish shaped solid wast
Fun fact: the cake recipe was reused for the intelligence core in the final game
I can think of this as her defence matrix that you would have to fight
I think that would’ve been an interesting concept.
This ending is reminiscent of the termination of HAL in "2001: A Space Odyssey", specifically the scene where it starts singing a kindergarten song before being completely shut down.
EDIT: Is the full cake recipe read by Glados found anywhere in the final game?
not that i know of, i couldn't find a script or anything online, heres my best attempt at writing it down
How to make a cake:
Put 18.25 ounces package of chocolate cake mix, 1 can of prepared coconut peacan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margerine solvent, and 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
3 large eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2 cups all purpose flour, 2/3 cup caocao, 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups distilled water, 1. 2. 2. 16 ounce each vanilla frosting.
Don't forget garnishes such as: fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid wastes, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethyl-benzene, cold m.e.p liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment shaped sediment. A 20 foot thick inpenatratable titanium plate, candy coated penut butter brittle pieces like fish, yellow food colors, alpha-resins, unsatuarated polyester resins, fiberglass surface resin, and volatile malted potatoes. 9 large egg yolks, 12 medium geosynthetic membranes, 3 illogical eggs, 1 cup granulated sucrose, 1 cup lemon juice.
For immunodysfunction symptoms: 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons granulated granulated sugar, 2 egg based gels, 2 cups rhubarb sliced, 2 cups 3 sliced granulated rhubarb, 1 tablespoon all purpose rhubarb, 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb, an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands", 2 teaspoons whacked rhubarb, 1/2 teaspoon sliced rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire, 1 large rhubarb, 3 tablespoons rhubarb milk, 1 cross compatable electromagnetic imaging rhubarb, 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice, 3 potato tea may, take me to a picnic, egg, 3 times chocolate cake bread, tunnel of fudge cake, sourcream pumpkin spicy jalapeño chocolate cake, upside down apple coffee cake, upside down rhubarb cake, upside down benzene dispensing device cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake, vanilla. crazy. cake.
Vanilla crazy cake. Cake vanilla crazy, cake vanilla, crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake vanilla, cake vanilla, vanilla crazy cake. Cake vanilla crazy, cake vanilla, crazy cake, vanilla crazy cake vanilla, cake vanilla.
Nutcracker sweet ginger walnut thermal reactor core cake, old-fashioned, fiberoptic resin bouyancy sensor cake, burned prune fern cake, double chocolate cake with wheezy laser induced flourencent frosting, persimon pudding cake, pineapple upside down factorial cake, pineapple upside down cake 1, pineapple upside down cake 2, pineapple upside down cake 3, pineapple upside down cake 4, rhubarb and rhubarb and rhubarb rhubarb.
t h e r e r e a l l y w a s a c a k e
Yes, the lines were slowed down and reassigned to the blue cake core. I’m the boos battle, pick up the core and listen. You’ll notice the dialogue is exactly the same.
@@Logan_935 The part where GLaDOS says "vanilla crazy cake" and others are not in the sound files of the blue core thought, so maybe some of these lines didn't make it into the final game
@@Logan_935 the body positioners and VANILLA CRAZY CAKE are gone
Ah yes my favorite snack, fish shaped dirt
4:08 agreeable GLaDOS
Vanilla crazy cake🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dont worry she is just talking how many flavours are there
Nah it was just a chocolate cake not crazy
GLaDOS: the Roller Mine Swarm
2 cups rhubarb 2/3 half granulated rhubarb 1 table spoon all purpose rhubarb 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb an entry called how to kill someone with your bare hands 2 teaspoons ????? rhubarb salt and rhubarb 3 table spoons rhubarb on fire one large rhubarb 3 table spoons rhubarb milk One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb rhubarb 2 teaspoons rhubarb juice
I’ll continue the transcription later:
1.1825 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix, one hand prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, store bought 1 or 2/3 cups granulated sugar, 3 large eggs, 1 teaspoons of vanilla extract, 1 cup of all purpose flour, 2/3 cups of coco and 1/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1 and 1/3 cups of water, 1x2x2 60 inches each of vanilla frosting, don’t forget garnishes such as fish cup crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped ethylbenzene, bowl of empty liquorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment, a 20 foot thick impermeable plate layer of peanut buttered pieces, with a dish of yellow food colours, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fibreglass surface resins and volatile welted milk impoundments, 9 artichokes, 12 medium geo-synthetic membranes, 3 large whole eggs, 1 cup granulated sugar, 1 cup lemon juice, 4 new whole sensors, 2 cups heavy cream, 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar, 2 egg based gel granules, a large sized rhubarb, 2/3 cup granulated rhubarb, one tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb…(3:22)
Vanilla crazy cake
Sentry turret: 😳
But wait isn’t this a test chamber ? Like the chamber it self is still in the game
Yes, it was repurposed to be just the Turret Ambush rather I’m rather than both the bossfight and Turret room.
@@Logan_935 Yeah I recognized it inmediatly, Thanks for the reply!
GLaDOS was such a bad bitch in this version, what the hell 🫦
"Vanilla Crazy cake. Vanilla crazy ... cake. Vanilla... crazy cake. Vanilla Crazy Cake."
*RHUBARB*
1:48 intelligence core: HEY THATS MY LINE
That's actually the same line, but the core's line is just slowed
has anyone realized beta glados uses the rollermine models from half life
remember, this is a source game.
pov:you hear recipe while you in the test chamber
This isn’t GLaDOS... it’s RollerLaDOS
No one:
Every cake recipe video: 1:47
Vanilla crazy... CAKE
This was changed to turret hell wich is ca close enough segment to gladDOS battle
You’re right. I’d guess that they didn’t want to wage such a large asset and simply repurposed it.
i heard baby powder instead of baking powder
glados evolution
city 17 edition
blue thing
beta edition
rollermine piles
today
glados
GLaDOS saying a cake recipe is the cake core but lower pitched
Or normal, but the cake core is lower pitched
It’s slowed down which without compensating, also lowers the pitch. I tested this by editing the speed of the cake core lines.
I tried making the cake then I ended up in prison.
not really
THE CAKE IS RHUBARB?????????
Sediment shaped sediment
1 18.25 ounce packaged chocolate cake mix
1 can of prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cup cocoa
1 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/3 cups water
1 ??? (Can not figure it out here) 16 ounces each
GLADoS:No.I drink water.
The portals look cooler on here than they do I portal 2 or the full game of portal 1. How is that?
the reason they removed these portals I assume is because whenever they were going through development and they were adding more detail it probably caused the game to lag quite a lot due to how many effects were put into these portals these portals glow and they have a lot of moving particles in them which can cause a lot of issues on a computer CPU and GPU so that's probably why they changed them in the final build they just worked better and cooler doesn't always mean better these portals are so bright that when you're trying to go into them it can be quite difficult to know if you're actually hitting like the center of the portal because it's so bright
So ur saying that glados is a cube made of balls.......
I am indeed. At least at this games stage of development in September of 2006.
Gawd dayum