Wanna learn how to make the best chocolate chip cookie? Well it's your lucky day! Ingredients 150g salted butter, softened 80g light brown muscovado sugar 80g granulated sugar 2 tsp vanilla extract 1 large egg 225g plain flour ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda ¼ tsp salt 200g plain chocolate chipsor chunks Method Heat the oven to 190C/fan170C/gas 5 and line two baking sheets with non-stick baking paper. Put 150g softened salted butter, 80g light brown muscovado sugar and 80g granulated sugar into a bowl and beat until creamy. Beat in 2 tsp vanilla extract and 1 large egg. Sift 225g plain flour, ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda and ¼ tsp salt into the bowl and mix it in with a wooden spoon. Add 200g plain chocolate chips or chunks and stir well. Use a teaspoon to make small scoops of the mixture, spacing them well apart on the baking trays. This mixture should make about 30 cookies. Bake for 8-10 mins until they are light brown on the edges and still slightly soft in the centre if you press them. Leave on the tray for a couple of mins to set and then lift onto a cooling rack.
To anyone, who is wondered what that means: papanomaly bought himself the most alchoholic booziest kind of beer that you can find in russia (8.1% alc, that beer smells pretty much like some homeless guy)
Wanna learn how to make the best chocolate chip cookie? Well it's your lucky day!
Ingredients
150g salted butter, softened
80g light brown muscovado sugar
80g granulated sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 large egg
225g plain flour
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
¼ tsp salt
200g plain chocolate chipsor chunks
Method
Heat the oven to 190C/fan170C/gas 5 and line two baking sheets with non-stick baking paper.
Put 150g softened salted butter, 80g light brown muscovado sugar and 80g granulated sugar into a bowl and beat until creamy.
Beat in 2 tsp vanilla extract and 1 large egg.
Sift 225g plain flour, ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda and ¼ tsp salt into the bowl and mix it in with a wooden spoon.
Add 200g plain chocolate chips or chunks and stir well.
Use a teaspoon to make small scoops of the mixture, spacing them well apart on the baking trays. This mixture should make about 30 cookies.
Bake for 8-10 mins until they are light brown on the edges and still slightly soft in the centre if you press them.
Leave on the tray for a couple of mins to set and then lift onto a cooling rack.
this is suicide ready to happen
Fank you
I will never get a sub U forgot the Vodka
wtf
Mr. E yup
russian toy shop, ak 47
american school, ak 47
AR 15
Ak 47 at child, very interesting
*it really do be like that sometime*
Yeet
Saudi Arabia guest room, bombs (Konbla in arabic :3 )
sometimes i forget that Anomaly exists for like 4-5 months then i go on a spree of watching all the videos I missed in a matter of like 3 days
Are you georgian
Literally same
Papanomaly vocabulary is literally just “yes”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Are you from russia?
No,no i m from england, americaaaaa!
Who is ur president?
Ummm.... Michael Jordan?
Ionut Sabau if you don’t know, that was haix lmao.
@@napalm_vietcong_2109 really?
Baris Ozcan yes, indeed was Haix.
Vladimir Putin
Sorry I don't know как это будет for English......
I'm Russian...... THAT'S VERY COOL!!!!
lmao
if anomaly and haix dustributed their fat equally they would have two normal men
anomaly would still be *E X T R A F A T*
Anomaly fat gey, haix gey stick
@@meleth2543 - and - is + so gey and gey is hetero?!
Then you would have two obese men instead.
You underestimate How fat anomaly is
Anomaly becomes a Russian spy would be a better title.
Because that how Russia Works
- always has been!
-Папа старый гей
-Yes!
lmao
Слышу Lmao сразу вспоминаю я ломал стекло
Ъ
i looked it up on google to see if it was the quote that i thought it was...it was indeed.
@@mercurianrepublic5943 papa old gay?
4:55 the bullethole actually looks like a okay sign
Jimi Goman i was thinking excatly same
In Russia a gun shot through the windshield is OK.
😂👌🏼
It is just sticker
gat em
8:03 Alex looked so sad when HaiX said that. :(
yeah bro
:-(
:(
5:43 "we have to tell that story sometimes" 2 years ago
third channel
Русские: Морс
Аномали: мопс
isn't mops a dog species ?
@@AkmBeats16 mors is a drink made from fruit or berries
@@AkmBeats16 in germany, yes. A mops is a pug. It’s also a type of fish.
@@djhinx9586 In Russian 'mops' also means 'pug'.
Пхпха
6:51 Папаня глушит крепкую Охоту :D
ты мама гей
lmao
5:55
EVERYONE: HOLY SHIT WATAFAK MEN!!_!!!!!
Haix: *TAKES A SIP FROM SPRITE WUTURMULUN CUCUMBUR* Nothing new.
*WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY*
a victory royal sip from his sprite cranberry
oof 130 likes i feel famous B)
10:49 Top 10 Best farewells in anime
0:47 so papa, im gonna be honest with you. We are in Russia. Lmao
*PUTIN BREAKS INTO YOU HOUSE*
Russian accent:Wanna Sprite Watermelon Cucumber???
this comment is underrated.
@@edgymachine THIS comment is underrated.
Big bump
Yes, I really do.
*W a n n a S p r i t e C a n b e r r y?*
Santa and virgin son goes to russia ( part 2 )
But he is my dad
2:57 -мопс аахахахахахахка оруууу
- мопс!
- мопс.
Просто ору😂
ахахахаха
@Elsa Gonner he misread it, it actually says "Mors"
English please
@@Hassans1337 calm down, language police
TH-cam isn't a strictly Anglo platform
3:03 представляю что у них было, когда они попробовали этот "сыр"(сало) 😂😂😂
Атдай сало! Там кусочек остался
блять я люблю сало с ракиа
Есть видел, где они едят сало
А вместо морса они купили мопс
Там же было написано, что оказывается это не сыр и когда они пробовали с папой сало, то папаномали чуть ли не вырвало
I bet that carrot is straight out of Chernobyl.
Lmao
Chernobyl is in Ukraine
@@kjyu that doesn't necessarily mean it can't be for sale in our motherland Russia with Daddy Putin
@@julius2830 haha right 😅
TemXdd I mean Russia invaded Ukraine so it’s technically part of Russia
3:06 Так орнул, когда они вместо сыра сало взяли xD
yes.
РУССКИЙ!!!!! Я НЕ ОДНА!!! УУУУУ
ну оно реально выглядит как сыр с плесенью XD
ля, я даже не заметил
MIKOEL / 미코엘 хах
2:13 In Russia, they give a ban for this word
Very nice
5:41 i think chances bigger to have ban from this word
Ну щас вас всех забаню....
БАН!
@@radnyslbrawlstarsl6902 Смеёмся всем классом... Жги ещё.
Феню так и забанили
5:56 он ещё не видел БОЛЬШУЮ церковь, эта маленькая)))
*before watching anomaly video*
ME:i cant speak russian Dad
*after watching anomaly video*
me:Папа, где мой АК, нам нужно убить некоторых капиталистов
The Ghost ты охуел ?
Это тупа не смешно, братиш
@Kuktus Ok nah, I don't have it
@@nifiga_prikolno peace dish
@@sevissav5811 otvechayu
The bullet hole in that guys car looked like a 👌
"ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"
Папа разбирается в русском пиве 6:50
dont talk vodka here
ПХААХАХАХАХАХА
@@arlagangshit2123 NYETNYETNYETNYET
Он чуствует связь между собой и хорошим пивом))
To anyone, who is wondered what that means: papanomaly bought himself the most alchoholic booziest kind of beer that you can find in russia (8.1% alc, that beer smells pretty much like some homeless guy)
Your father looks like the sweetest man on this earth!..God bless you, your family, and friends! ❤️
even artyom from metro 2033 wants to meet papanomaly ;D
why did i see this comment after playing metro 2033 redux
why did i see this comment after playing Metro: Last Light Redux
why did i see this comment after playing Metro exodus
why did i see this comment
Haix and anomaly visit Portugal. Yes?
Portugal Caralho
Arrestinho
Ronaldinho
no portugal 👌🏽
yes syria 😩💦
No no, come to Brazil please, here we have the big ass
In Soviet Russia babies are born with ak-47 blyat
@Commander LoLman in Soviet Russia there is no such thing as water..
Nasku да, вода истреална
Очень приятно знать , что Аномали отпраздновал свой день рождение в России , с прошедшим друг )
IT WOULD BE RUSSIA TO HAVE AK IN TOY STORE!
FUZION Also not to grammatically
Lmao
papanomaly is santa claus *alkoholist edition*
2:10
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He give his weiner a smacc
UNDERRATED LMAO
Сало с сыром спутать, АААААААААААААААААААААААААА.
Остановите мой ор
Petersburg? More like pidarsburg
muifer nah cykasburg
Pidarasburger
muifer YOU WOT M8 I LIVE THERE UUUUU FUCKING USA NIGGA BITCH NOOB 1V1 ME XD
chris de burgh
more like pisdaborg
papa should be santa this year.
Like if you agree
EpicLeadZ papa claus
i sey not cuz he do the dirty to us all
What do you mean, there is not a real santa?
@@gustavt498 not yet
I'm still thinking about "i selled my wife for internet connection"
Well it is unforgettable
Sorry for my bed england
I play with 3000 ping on brasilian server
am 48 year man from somalia
Am global elite
Two
This was so cool to watch and your humor had me dying! your relationship with your dad is dope.
2 vids in 2 days? Anomaly big drunk????
DarkAlex big money haha
6:47 Karl Marx spotted inside "Soviet" church
MAKE ME CUM SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegnuS3Rs what the fuck ?
@@amarson2322 dont ask just read
Welcome to “life with Boris”
Of*
@@HolySpaceMan relax
9:10 that owl looks like papanomaly
Haix looks very shy but he also looks like a very cool down to earth guy
Нихуя не понял,но очень интересно.
НУ НАКОНЕЦ-ТО РУССКИЕ!!!!!
@@MyPoorPreciousChuuya С НАМИ БОГ
@@magnific8930 ну.... Для меня дьявол
Lil Pump +++
Lil Pump sulan olak molak
5:03 its not a bullet hole. Its an ok hand sticker
Epic bruh moment
That's "GOT'EM"
That’s a handicap sticker lol
@@rcrebel0157 idk tbh its literally a goddam ok hand
Russian: mors
Anomaly: mops
PAPA looking verrry like Santa Clauss
4:12 anomaly 1 Day in Russia
Это лучший влог который я видел в моей жизни :DD . Лайк))
Vividfawn 1587 blyat
Этож топ смотреть на человека приехавшего в Россию
🅱️
0:18 if i said that to my mom i would get slapped so hard i would lose consciousness and then wake up in a orphange
9:02 now you can go to hogwarts
there is different magic skool in Russa
Anomaly and Papanomaly in Russia, my dreams have finally come true, now i can die in peace.
Did you die
Anomaly says: käften mamma
Me:😮
Какие же хорошие времена были...
да это вообще пиздец , мир ёбнулся
Ur dad straight up looking like santa if he had disappointments instead of elves
0:24 пз*ец орнул 🤣😂
Why ur daddy looks like a santa claus ? xDDDD
Maybe he is Santa
Did you just call Anomalys dad "Daddy"?
@@elliehugg But he my dad.
@@elliehugg It's because he's gay. Was it that hard to guess?
3:26 LIFE OF BORIS CAT NAME IS ARTYOM XD
Do you know life of boris real name?
@@lifeofsoutypjsweat4653 nu blyat
No I am no westerner I'm good friend of boris
Have you seen his face?
@@lifeofsoutypjsweat4653 good
9:29 the longest sentence from PAPANOMALY!
Швед в Шведском переулке.
Perfect
Good to see haix loves portugal
Anomaly: *sees gun in russian shop*
Someone: Remember, no russian
5:04 not a bullet it is a 👌
Shit i looked
Russia is such a beautiful country :)
A blyatful country*
@@howtocomplicated6055 blyatful its you)
Yeah the capital city is pretty nice but everything else...
i bet you have never been there so shut up lmao
@@applebl3ach oh i've got relatives living there
Papanomaly is reallife Santa Claus,yes?
"shall we go in??" 8:27
-Alex
The last time I came as fast to something Russian was in June 1941
Robin Kberg eComrobin lol my great grandpa died in June 1941 hmmmm...
4:30 that hug was for anomalys face not to show on camera.. He doesn't love alex ;}
8:35 When you are in clutch moment and you got a sneaky play you have to one tap a player to start the clutch :D
0:45 that was the manliest scream i ever heard
New video of Anomaly in Russia ( *gone blyat* )
*( in **-the hood-** Dimitri )*
Yeah , you better kiss my flag , you gay men!! #PORTUGAL
theptgamer porque é que eles tao sempre a falar de portugal?
@@martinhobaptista2191 nao faço ideia, talvez eles venham cá fzr uma visita :)
theptgamer eu vou a malta pro ano por isso espero que eles nao venham cá nos dias em que eu vou hahah
foi uma joke random dum dos videos de cs xD
Eles que venham comer uma chouriça
"shut up mama im memeing"
CheezeNachos i felt bad for her
Its awesome to see my hometown after all this time
Well where tf is F1, you are in Russia:(
Satsumaleiche29 он в Москве живет
I think he was in London at the time
Satsumaleiche29 the thing is f1 lives in Germany
He was at dreamhack
I think there's difference between St.-Petersburg and Moscow
Those were the days
To paint the celing you need to become the long boi, clicc here to to find out how he do it
Why is 8:13 so FUNNY when Haix moves his head like that?!?!😂😂😂
+respect from Russia
Mission Passed
Next up
Drink one whole bottle of vodka
Reward: becoming super virgin
Reward: Super virgan
why you getting rewarded with something anomaly already is hmmm 🤔
2:48 anomaly: "chubacka?"
Papa: Rouuah
5:56
Anomaly: OMG WHAT DA FUCK
The best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
you are curing my depression , im late but thanks for those videos
2:57 ОНИ ХОТЯТ ВЫПИТЬ МОПСА, ЧТО ПЛОХОГО ВАМ СДЕЛАЛА СОБАКА?!
I love how papa is toltally into all the offensive and stupid stuff.
On 6:45 someone said ''Here is baba ganoush''
Lmaooo
You actually have one of the coolest dads i have ever seen.
Well said! Kalashnikov!
9:10 it’s eyes look like this 👌
1:36 these moments when ludde actually geta surprised by smth and start speaking in swedish are pure gold...
haix is actually fucking amazing, i love that man
4:14
Random Russian guy walking:
Anomaly: Drops snowball
Random Russian guy: чертовски толстый человек в лыжной маске
"Meeting Russian Slender man in russia" would be a better tittle
Tomorrow there is gonna be a video called *Cristmas with Papanomaly* or *Santanomaly*
Знаешь, тебе стоило съездить дальше чем Питер так как Питер это всего окраина. Я думаю тебе бы понравилось в Новосибирске
Ебааааать, братан. Спустя полгода я нашел коммент о Новосибе и его мерзлоте, пиздееееец
@GanjieAelekara_ имелся ввиду холод, т.к. батя сказал шо в россии холодно, при том что в спб еще нормально, а вот в новосибе жопа
-Whats so big? I dont understand
-mei couck
@Anomaly when will haix come back? :(
Ludde left Russia too. Just look in the desc. and you see he said "cant wait to go back"
Next time go to Poland
WYRZYK 3209 niech wypierdala grubas
dobry pomysł
no zajebisty pomysł
Kurwa kurwa
@@kevinthaauzen8144 dokładnie tak
This trip just made me realize how much I like hiax more than you ;)
Haix is a chill dude irl, unlike in CS.
Also... Josh A on your profile pic?
SVD Camper yeah lmao. Damn another man with some fucking culture. Have a good Christmas
@@Jesse-qo9oj You too buddy. Have a great Christmas.
Jesse ayy josh a! Been a fan of him since 2015 lol, merry Christmas y’all
@@ProMrLecoq01 Marry X-mass!
Linda:What is so big?
Anermaly:MIN KOK
Who was she tbh i dont know lol
@@juanksut HIS FRICKING SISTER ..Thats why im suprised
The Merciful its his gf
@@Rick-cr6zhOMG.....
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 You are not an OG anomaly fan m8..Get outta here
Honestly noone knows cause linda never confirms it anyway