The Worst Aged Comic in History
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 มิ.ย. 2024
- In 2011, DC printed a line of comic books combining The Justice League with Subway Sandwiches. Little did they know, it would feature their most diabolical villain of all time.
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Lex Luther was still a close second. Once, he stole 40 cakes.
40 CAKES??!!? THATS AS MUCH AS FOUR 10s!
@@catwithapaperhat8614 And that's terrible!
Once.
Dear god
I really hope you the the pastry you know the dessert cake because if you're talking about ass then lex luthor is literally a serial anal rapist
Jerad Fogal has always lived with one goal:
To get into smaller pants
Nahhhh 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
AYOOO THAT WAS FOUL-
Jesus Christ
Bro you didn't have to murder him like that
It took me a few seconds but damn that hit like a freight train
Batman is a New Jersey citizen. He’d NEVER go to Subway (registered trademark) when there’s so many good hoagie places littered throughout the state.
Yeah like quickcheck
@@Flapjacks-tm8cf God, Quickcheck was where I always went to whenever I got out of school as a kid. It's closed now, but just hearing the name takes me back... I feel old.
I thought Gotham was on an intersection between Detroit and Hell.
@@lizardguyNA So... New Jersey?
He’s from North Jersey not the south
i love how you describe how they made the basketball player look stupid without even going over the fact they *got his order completely fucking wrong*
THIS
exactly
Superman does look really, REALLY uncomfortable when shaking Jared's hand. Like he knows there's something incredibly wrong and shady going wrong with him, but he's morally obligated to recognize him for saving the life of a construction worker.
Foreshadowing
He do have superhearing
I like to imagine superman is fully aware, but actively trying not to interfere in an FBI investigation.
Superman wanted nothing more than to keep squeezing on that handshake until he got a satisfying crunch-but unfortunately, his morals prevented him from harming a man that had not yet been proven guilty.
Superman knows😂
My father could easily beat Jared Fogle in a cage match.
Since we're into Jared's territory...
... Your father could could, but he would?
It's kind of appalling how little adults actually adult once adult level threats show up.
Power scaling your dad against Jared
@@Mordecroxif I could, I would and not feel bad for him.
My Dad could beat up your dad
@@Mordecrox Jared is not an adult level threat, but he is very threatening around children.
This may sound very stupid but here is my theory about the 4th comic: the Man-Hunter Android wasn't coming for a super hero or super villain who broke intergalactic rules, *he was coming for Jared.*
The hero we need.
Jared did break an intergalactic law
Absolute hero. Now I wish he won.
This makes a LOT of sense.
I’d read a man-hunter android comic, sounds better than most trash these days.
Superman has literally fought Hitler and the Klan, but here's the thing: he just fought them. He was always on the right side of history on those counts. Jared did what they could never do: he made Superman have a bad take. It's like that time when Lex tricked Superman into destroying a block of new affordable housing, but way worse.
Or when Joker tricked Superman into killing Lois Lane and his unborn child with Lois’s heart being linked to a nuke which detonates in metropolis after she dies.
@@mapleflag6518 That whole plot in Injustice was stupid because it didn't prove anything. Super-drugs are cheating. A good scheme is one that your enemy wouldn't fall for if they didn't have certain character flaws, like how DCAU Lex was able to exploit Superman's distrust of him and Superman's desire to micromanage the public lives of other League members.
@@mapleflag6518that was an another universe.
I can't believe Jared Fogle outwitted the fucking Klan and Hitler when it comes to bamboozling Superman.
@@mapleflag6518 truly an injustice (gods amogus)
The funniest part about this is how the 4th comic had much less vibrant colors than the rest, with how shaded and depressing the environment was it felt like I was gonna watch Jared murder someone.
And the dialogue was much more artificial even by blatant ad standards
Like the writers were having fun throughout comics 1 to 3 but begrudgingly wrote 4 with the enthusiasm of someone who actually works at Subway for a living
Well jared killed the android.
@@starkillersneedprobably because of the fact he's a p3d0 but they still needed the cash or had to do it because of contract legal reasons
@@user-sm4mi8ug9q Exactly.
They knew.
@@starkillersneed *everyone* knew by 2011.
The oppesite of "proudly presenting" is "solemnly showing"
Thanks dude
Lmao
Disgustedly displaying is my go-to
Depressingly deleting?
Shamefully showing
I can't believe Jared Leto's joker wasn't the worst "Jared" to happen to DC
Give it a couple years I got my suspicions
@@iivvrryyayo?🤨
Arguably, there are probably DC villains whose combined list of evil deeds add up to worse than this guy but this guy is still the worst villain because unlike them, he is real and this happened in real life. He actually did these things. He isn't just someone's messed up fantasy. He is a real person who did a real and horrible thing.
Dr Light was retconned as a rapist but at least the people he assaulted were fictional
@@redjirachi1 That's gonna make some of the earlier Teen Titans Go episodes really awkward.
@@Shugunou 2003 Teen Titans had the excuse of him showing up before the retcon
@redjirachi1 Yeah but not really Teen Titans Go. I don't really grieve it though. The show had like 2 good episodes and one of them was basically a YTP or abridged series of an episode of the original Teen Titans. The other one was The Night Begins To Shine. Teen Titans Go is only good when it isn't being Teen Titans Go.
I am about to say, Joker.
I have to say, its a bold move in a sponsored comic to have them say Aquaman is more important than your product
Especially considering the time it was made in.
Meanwhile Subway still sells tuna sandwiches lol
@@ob2kenobi388 Are -you- they good?
@@concept5631
Yeah? Why wouldn't I be?
@@ob2kenobi388 Fixed my comment
Imagine.... If wonder woman ever used her lasso on Jared.... She had the chance and missed it
I would be so paranoid after that slip up I would end up interrogating everyone with that lasso
@@roryscott2941Fr
That shit would be in her nightmares.
she probably regrets it, laying awake everynight.
Aside from Jared Fogles creepyness, I think Superman was also disappointed that Jared prevented him from greeting Laila, seeing as Supes famously got knocked out by her father many years ago.
Holy sh*t you're right...
Poor dude probably wanted to tell her about how awesome their boxing match was, but no… no he has to shake hands with Mr. “Oh F&@! it’s Jared Fogle.”
The way the colors in that last comic are really muted? The sheer amount of distrust on Supes face? The fact that they're facing down a "robotic cop" villain? The way the dialogue is, at least, rushed, at times? The way it doesn't do campy fun nonsense? It really feels like the artists knew, and must have been disgusted at creating this. Which, if that's true, makes this whole situation even more disgusting.
Given that the allegations and investigations had been going on since 2007, I’m sure there were a good handful of people in the writers/drawing room who knew they had to make that particular issue the least appealing later down the line.
Kids were making jokes about Jared before allegations even surfaced. I distinctly remember them and was a kid at the time, so definitely pre-2007.
We knew and we always knew.
"ive had enough of this, but im not leaving empty handed" sounds exactly like something a man stealing a sandwich would say
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@@TheHortoman Ah, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. Let's see...the first, a man bleeding from his head, represents a dead enemy. The phallus of course represents men/males. Those hieroglyphs represent "Dead man", clearly in reference to what you wish happened to Jared Fogle given his nefarious deeds.
@@TheHortomanWhat the f*ck am I looking at? And what relevance does that hold?😑
@@TheHortomanwhere did you get those
@@L0rdTonk king akhenatens tomb, i fought countless threats to achieve them and alas i was victorious.
according to Wikipedia "The Manhunters are the first attempt of the Guardians of the Universe to create an interstellar police force that could combat evil all over the cosmos"
they were police, probably there for jered fogle
The comic having him last definitely and them as the "villains" and not actual do anything villainous makes me think it was there way of calling him out
Clearly the Manhunter is here to arrest Jared for his crimes. Sadly the heroes are contractually obligated to stop that.
"No powers, but a really good Swiss Army Knife" is actually an amazing summary of Batman to give to the 130 year-old Swedish army sniper
So for anyone who’s ever wondered, no Jared did not lose all his weight just by eating at Subway. My family owned a subway while I was growing up and my dad met the man when he was first brought on as the mascot. Long story short he did eat better at subway, i.e. no footlongs, chips, cookies or soda. The thing subway never said in the advertising was that Jared jogged 6 miles to and from the store every day. So yeah that’s how he actually lost that weight.
Also according to my dad when he shook his hand it was a really frail and weak handshake. He described it like he was shaking a kid’s hand. Go figure.
My coworker eats at Subway or Firehouse because he thinks they are healthy options. I'm trying to slowly drop in hints that they're not actually doing him any favors, but a lot of people really have fallen for marketing hype. There's nothing healthy about white "bread", "cheese product", pesticide covered GMO veggies, factory farmed meat, and large high fructose corn syrup teas. Honestly given fast food prices nowadays I bet I'm not even spending much more for organic and mostly local products that I have to make into meals than he does for fast food subs.
@@connor3284There's really nothing wrong with GMO vegetables. Genetic engineering has gone into pretty much every crop that we've farmed in some form or another. It's been demonised by marketing teams trying to push "organic" veggies at higher premiums, despite it being a vague and ill defined term that actually means very little. I was going to say something similar on pesticides until realising that the uses of pesticides in the USA really are in a whole other league to their usage in Europe.
@@jakerockznoodles "Organic" in the US is probably what normal veggies are in Europe, haha.
@@jakerockznoodles Even "organic" veggies are still GMO's. The term "organic" just means certain pesticides aren't used, and while marketing might push "organic" and "non-GMO*" together, they're entirely separate things.
(*The concept of a non-GMO food is ridiculous and impossible.)
Jared claims that his total daily calorie intake was 2,000 calories. Pair that with 12 miles of walking or jogging, which would burn somewhere between 1,400 and 2,000 calories, and you're looking at a daily calorie deficit of between 1,200 and 1,500 calories. At that pace, you'd lose over 2 lbs per week no matter what you were eating.
Black Manta: Hates Aquaman so much he cut off his hand and murdered his infant son.
Also Black Manta: "eh stealing a shitty sandwich is enough of a victory here"
Black Manta in that comic was just too hungry to operate as a villain.
@@tysondennis1016dude that's why he lost he was too hungry
@@TetsuRikenBlack Manta's greatest weakness: being hangry.
@@concept5631he probably can't eat often since he has to take off his supervillain helmet to do so it makes sense
@@2-question-marks No wonder why he's psychotic.
18:00 Michael Phelps looks like the artist only drew half of his body and mirror flipped the image to get the other half 💀
I think this killed celebrity guest appearances in comic books. Marvel & DC used to do stuff like this all the time back in the day but doesn’t really happen now. I think after Jared Fogle got arrested the Big Two both agreed to stop just in case one of those celebrities turned out to be a real life super-villain
Interesting observation
15:56 how did you not mention the fact that the Gorilla guy said that they had "weak and tired minds" and they responded that "they weren't tired" , implying that their minds were weak.
"How dare you! We are dumb not low energy!"
I wouldn't take their honesty and modesty against them ngl
23:28 "let's go to subway® restaurants," would also imply he plans to stop at more than one for lunch.
"Whos the most evil justice league villain?" Can also be asked as 'if you put the minions into justice league canon, who would they serve?'
I hate how there is no counter for this statement
I hate how effective minions, who were designed by committee to appeal to kids, would be as his servants 💀
your not right, but your not wrong ethier.
@fourthmatchflame yeah, I'm Brody
Sinestro, duh - they're yellow
Makes sense Superman was uncomfortable around Jared. He probably unwillingly saw and heard him doing his thing every night
23:36 as well.
He's touching Laila 's butt.
You could even see him leaning.😂
The shocked face and very upright position makes way more sense with the context you just assaulted my senses with
This is a worst product placement for Subway than that unflattering Spyro fanart.
What are you talking about?
@@mateushenriquepinheiro3197 To avoid you finding it out yourself by googling too hard: There's a picture of him working at subway and someone takes a massive number two into a sandwich in front of him. This image is drawn to be very detailed.
the worst part is that you're right
We thought things couldn't get worse than a Batman and Faze Clan crossover. We were mistaken.
@@Zelnyair Christmas Came Early was fun, though!
I feel like people have forgotten that Faze Clan convinced parents to sell their underage kid for streaming. As bad as what Jared did, I feel like Faze Clan has ruined far more lives in the long run with their crypto scam alone.
Dio
Okay but who tf is Solomon Grundy?!
@@LtCdrXander Crime lord from the 20s who was killed and tossed into Gotham Swamp, and rose from the grave in the modern day as a really strong zombie.
to be fair I feel like not even Lex or Evil Superman would be evil enough to give kids some aid with their exercise plan
Only Robbie Rotten can save the children now!
This reminds me of when marvel made vignettes in their 1970s comic where everything revolved around hostess products. Those stories were later retroactively considered their own universe, and have even been referenced a few times in recent years.
I like to imagine that in that universe, Jared was the exact same way as in our own universe. What that means is imagine Superman and the Justice League having to apologize and distance themselves from Jared. Imagine the public outage that Batman, the detective who knows everything about everyone, didn't know what Jared was. Batman is an extremely wealthy figure, maybe he was looking out for his own.
That would stain Batman's reputation for years.
People would clown Wonder Women for not using her lasso of truth.
@@-deadmanmystery-6124 That shit would be in her nightmares
It would lead to a Marvel Civil War type scenario where one on faction of heroes decide they must use powers like mind reading and the lasso of truth to vet all members of the public so that this type of thing does not happen again.
@@owlobsidian6965 If only
What confuses me more: is why does each comic focus on Green Lantern so much? Hell in the third one, the villains are trying to get Green Lantern for some unexplained reason.
I think the green lantern movie came out in the same year
Subway branding is green too so they match
Well 2011 was also the year when the Green Lantern Movie came out to… Exist?
Same color I guess
I mean I think the Green lanterns are cool characters but yeah… I can’t name another comic where any of them are THIS relevant
Huggbees really described Jared Fogle like he’s Yoshikage Kira or Light Yagami
I'd say that Baron Harkonnen and Humbert Humbert are a more apt comparison since they're both dangerously manipulative pedophiles. Just like Jared.
All according to Keikaku*
Translator's note: Keikaku means rape.
@@passingrando6457all according to goukan (goukan actually does mean rape, not even memeing)
PEDO QUEEN, BITES THE SANDWICH! *proceeds to teleport to a little kids house* (also just realized there is a scene where Kira is naked with a little kid so it fits)
@@astersworld6169 he took a five dollar foot long and ATE it!
Blake is lucky. He came into Subway when the avocados were still actually green and hadn't turned into brown mush yet! It must have been one of the 'good' Subways.
Can you imagine being the writer and finding out a couple of years after this that a story you wrote featuring some of the world’s greatest heroes also had Superman unintentionally shaking hands with a massive pedo? A shock would be a bit of an understatement
Every time the sports guys comment on how Subway(tm) sandwiches make them feel energised I can't help thinking about how they're so full of sugar that they can't legally be classified as bread in Europe.
Same for most fast food restaurants here
nothing says energy like meat bread and mayo
Why does it even have that much sugar? Like, whats the deal with that, it sounds like a bad joke from Subway lmao
@@barrothontherocks3325meat cake and mayo *
@@El_Omar2203Sugar is addictive and there are practically no food regulations in the US
It genuinely makes me happy that Huggbees is also firmly into the campy side of comic book enjoyment. Warms my heart.
OGs remember when he was just roasting Silver Age chicanery
@@FearMonarchI always saw that as a loving mocking, not full blown hatred for the stuff.
@israeldelarosa5461 oh no, absolutely, thats why im always here day one for every comic video he does 🤣
I always wondered what it is with these kinds of creeps and always being caught with an absolutely insane amount of material in their posession
Maybe it's some sort of survivorship bias where the kind of creeps that try to collect tons of material have more chances to mess up along the way and get caught, while the kinds of creeps that only have like a dozen or so pictures are more likely to never be discovered?
My guess is always that the massive filesize is caused by them having video footage, more than just having a shitton of photos. Not sure if that's worse or not, honestly.
@@SheepUndefinedI definitely see that, but even if the videos were in 4k (I hate the implication of this) that's still like 140 hours of cp
@@lilyhawthorne1196 Oh shit, yeah, that's still excessive...
I'm absolutely disgusted by this thought and I hate it, but it stands to reason that there'd be that much, porn is extremely boring and whacking it to one video forever doesn't sound satisfying excuse me i need to throw up
Hard to believe that subway was able to survive Jared Fogle, yet Quiznos was brought down by the sponge monkeys despite Quiznos, obviously having the better subs.
You know who would have made a better human hero for a Justice League crossover
The man who beat up Jared Fogle in prison
Actually, no.
Once a person has been sent to prison, the prison authorities are obliged to look after the prisoner's safety and well-being.
That includes being safe from beatings, robbery and (oh, yes) sexual assault (which is no funnier in prison than it is at church or at school).
Or as Oscar Wilde put it, "If this is how Her Majesty treats her prisoners, she shouldn't be allowed to have any."
No, this isn't in the slightest any kind of "sympathy" for Jared as an individual. Get that notion out of your head. It's a recognition that he was sentenced to prison, not to being beaten.
@@arcadiaberger9204Maybe they shouldn't give pedophiles and rapists the same punishment as drug users then
@@arcadiaberger9204hey can look the other way sometimes.. also I don't usually advocate for sexual assault but if someone clearly advocates for the sexual assault of kids... I won't be as upset as I would be otherwise if they were on the receiving end once or twice
@@firepuppies4086 I don't think I want to talk with you any longer.
@@arcadiaberger9204 I agree with you that justly convicted criminals should be punished in accordance with the rule of law. I would add that if people feel that sentencing laws are too lenient, they should advocate for the strengthening of said laws, not encourage vigilantism. If society determines that death, life imprisonment, and/or other tough sentences are proportionate to given crimes, that's all well and good, but such punishments must be enacted with due process under the rule of law.
The superman face actually makes sense with the way you said it because at that time tons of rumors were popping up about Jared. That was around the time i heard he stalked girls in college and the only reason he went to subway was because he was stalking one of the workers. His "long walks" were supposedly him walking to the subway they transferred her to until she eventually quit. Since he skipped like two Subways on the way to the one she worked at.
Other rumors of him being creepy towards kids were popping up at the time. Subway was trying to bury it by flooding his name around the net to make it harder to search for these stories. They paid for tons of online spots to talk about Jared.
Yeah it's unbelievable I can't believe Subway just hired him without even looking into his background and did not fire him once it came out that he was being investigated in 2007 for unspeakable things
The fact that Subway was willing to help cover up Jared's abhorrent behavior because the brand recognition is so much more important to them makes this a whole lot worse.
@@earthquack30 Every company does it, sadly. Netflix paid to cover up the story about Cocomelon overstimulating children's brains which can cause certain parts of the brain to under develop because Netflix gave them a TV show.
To Subway's credit they did not try to cover up the CP stuff, but that's most likely because it was too big of a story to cover up.
@@backlogbuddies Netflix also defended a show that was just blatant child porn, tho? I kind of feel like that's a better example of Netflix being shitty than cocomelon?
@@SheepUndefined I think he was moreso using Netflix as an example as to how companies will cover up wrongdoing or shady shit involving their darling moneymakers in order to keep them around to keep printing money.
Just realised - Black Manta and Ocean Master are trying to take the Sandwich(tm) with them, right?
Into the ocean, right?
Two entire aquatic-themed supervillains fail to see the issue with that, right?
20:46 this is the funniest part for me. For some reason batman asking where someone got the energy to do something and then then unironically suggesting he go to subway is hilarious
I actually had so much fun listening to these stories, I completely forgot the thumbnail and point of the video that when part 4’s cover showed up, I felt a drop in temperature from the tone shift.
When I get into DC I shall make the most disgusting villain ever.
The Spluginator.
It’s spluginatin’ time
@@Devo57 *Splurgs all over your favorite records with the patented Splurginator Goop.*
What's his weapon, The Throngler?
@@Mordecrox Its this home made rifle piece of junk made out of a car battery, a UPC, a spoon, a squirrel, and a hunting rifle.
@@madcat789 Dave the Barbarian was so fucking good
Fun fact: Subway’s bread has so much sugar in it that it’s legally considered cake. And people think it’s healthy. Remember that the next time you’re eating a Subway sandwich and your blood sugar spikes up.
“What’s your favorite cake?”
“Italian Herbs and Cheese”
How bad is the Spinach Wrap?
20:30 I respect that it cost an overpriced sandwich to make this joke.
The Greatest Enemy of the Justice League is the Writers Allowed to make them Lame
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One time the entire JL Observatory was hacked and launched into the earth by a 7 year old with an ipad
And it's exactly what is happening to the Spider-Man comic right now.
Erza miller did worst to the flash then Thawn ever could
@@anotherdayanothervideotowa5763Its been happening to spiderman for at least 10 years if not more
The fact I didn’t recognize his face or his name until you mentioned Subway ASTOUNDS me
How is it a singular man can do such awful shit, but the ONLY way I recognize them is “Jared from Subway”
Is better not not remember him
His face could only be more generic with a short beard
Pedophiles are a dime a dozen, but Subway sponsors are one in a million.
As someone not from America that's the only thing I know that for "the nonce from Subway".
@@SammEaterI absolutely love that Subway's reputation still has yet to recover from Jared being their spokesperson.
Hay Grundy’s had some a tier interpretations over the years
27:24 also this scene reminds of the time Superman knew he had been played by lex Luther but couldn’t do anything because he didn’t technically break the law in justice league unlimited
Nothing is getting me more tilted than the fact that motherfucking Batman is asking for dietary tips. Ffs I'm pretty sure Batman is more knowledgeable about eating right to maintain good physical abilities than any pro athlete in the world!
I swear jack from jack in the box has been going undercover as huggbees but I haven't been able to prove it. They just sound so similar, he even left jack in the box off his teir list because he knows how biased he can be. If he did put jack in the box on the list he couldn't keep jack in the box out of S tier because how good it truly is. But why has jack taken a back seat to creating ads for the best fast food company Jack in the box just to moonlight as a youtuber with almost 1.5 Million subscribers and produce high quality, low budget, educational material for free?
Tacos?
Some questions are better left unanswered.
Your theory fails because only Jack's arms could make me feel carnal desires. Something which Huggbees's arms dont do.
You're sure they're the same guy.
(Tears shirt sleeves)
*Do something about it.*
He knows to much, send out the OwO Dynasty Information Hazard Disposal Team.
The best running gag in this video is pointing out every registered trademark symbol while reading the comics
17:40 the most perfectly timed pause for comedic effect I've ever seen
i fully accept the fact that Hugbees can 100% talk backwards when needed, its obviously his superpower
Bro is related to Zatanna.
But what did he say tho
3:40 *yhpargonrop dlihc*
Child
th-cam.com/video/gWXfebPOauI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=YJdms2o7uwprhFV_
That's what he said
@@daltooinewestwood6380just hear backwards and you'll understand
Fogle's dialogue sounds like Yoshikage Kira's serial killer monologues
It sounds like a monster with human skin trying to replicate normal human dialogue.
Who the hell wrote this? The fuckin Zuck?
@@BalthazarBullmannSo a skin walker/wendigoo?
@@concept5631 eeeeeh.... Kinda?
21:24 Oh trust me when I say this, Michael Phelps has a disgusting diet. I remember learning about this way back in 2008 when he hosted an episode of SNL after he had the most dominating performance in Olympic swimming ever in Summer Olympics in Beijing. There was even a funny skit on SNL when they did one of their fake commercials and it was an advertisement for the Michael Phelps diet which was incredibly unhealthy and full of thousands of calories every day and even Jared appeared in the skit to literally say "The Michael Phelps diet sucks a footlong".
So Michael Phelps eating three sandwiches in the comic probably goes along with the joke about how bad his diet is and how many calories he consumes every day. I guess he burns the calories so quickly with all his exercising that he's still an amazing shape at least at the time
18:07 why was micheal phelps drawn by meat canyon?
The other celebrities were saving children from danger, but Jared… well…
Saving them for himself
@@fuzzytech3846Beat me to it!
saving them from virginity
That look on Superman’s face was so real.
Let's face it, even if Jared _weren't_ such a reprehensible human being, this comic series would still be a ridiculous corporate pander that (best case scenario) everyone would forget for a few years and then randomly be like, "Oh, yeah. That was a thing".
23:52 what is he doing to Laila ali?
She is looking uncomfortable 😂
19:23 The way you read it made me think that Michael Phelps allowed himself to be frozen in front of the child while chuckling sinisterly.
Lex Luther wasn't just a smart man without superpowers, he was a super smart man without scruples.
It is now my mission to get this comic and get it signed by every real life person involved in it. Starting with the NFL players
You're gonna get Jared's signature too?
Ronnie Lacher I will try but if I can't I will get one of the kids who was close to him to sign in his place.
@@aj1218 Bribe the prison guards with a 5 dollar footlong so you can meet him.
@@ronnielacherif that worked then Jared would've been out by now. If he had one-
I'd rather get the signature of the guy that beat the foot longs outta Jared.
The part where Grundy wants batman to bring him green lantern is actually surprisingly on point for the lore. In the original appearance of Grundy he tosses GL off a bridge and upon seeing the green light cushion lanterns fall, he believes that killing makes the green light, he’s also immune to the rings powers because his body is made of wood
They recognized Aquaman but didn't recognize the Green Lantern. I have several concerns with this series of events.
The Aquaman lobbyists threw more money at writers than Subway did.
5TB are a million pictures! how can a person be so disgusting???
A 6TB drive is still not that cheap
That is more than what my computer holds.
Brother/sister/sibling that’s more than the Xbox series X holds!
Unfortunately it probably included video in order to get to that much garbage.
It's such an outlandish amount, I can't help but be skeptical.
i love the absolute panic in his voice when he realizes the comic is actually decently enjoyable, it's something i can relate to perfectly
18:45 I would like to point out that Nastia Liukin refers to Batman as "The Batman", putting her one step away from being a generic New Yorker goon shouting "IT'S DA BAT"
No, they were foreshadowing the epic movie The Batman now on Blu Ray.
i love the voice acting huggbees does for these characters. it's amazing that giving this dialogue from a 2011 comic line about Subway® stereotypical 1940s/1960s voices doesn't juxtapose the dialogue at all
i also love how carl edwards' uniform's sponsor logos aren't warped at all, like DC either was too lazy to do so or didn't want to run the possibility of ruining the clear view of the logos (y'know, as stipulated by their licensing agreements)
Seeing the thumbnail gave me a winter soldier style episode and I have now killed a family of four, within a few seconds. This needs a censor.
As a family of four we honour your duty
It was a family of five, I'm just on vacation.
I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will kill a dozen beer with you.
(these people were awful)
The thumbnail didn't load for me so I got a little surprised
My condolences
You shouldn't have been triggered like that.
4:25 “I don’t know what the opposite of ‘proudly presenting’ something is”
…we disturbingly distribute?
Perhaps “Reluctantly Reveal”?
Shamefully showcase?
I remember reading these when they came out actually, I was 9 and Subway would include one of the issues in their kid's meals, and then when I was 17 I was packing stuff up to move and I found them and it's like what I imagine recovering drug addicts of several years feel like when they are going through all their stuff and they find a syringe of old heroine
Big Avocado really had a hand in this comic series too, huh?
That's a big avocado 🥑
did you know avocado is a super food?! 🥑
25:14 look how uncomfortable superman looks here, he knows theres something up
15:09
Remember, gorillas have never had access to high-performance strength training and weight lifting, so 1700 pounds is nowhere near their maximum capabilities.
It's worth mentioning Joker came to Metropolis at one point and Superman called him out. He made a mockery of Joker and later it was revealed Batman had let him loose to 'test' Superman. Superman took ***EXTREME*** disgust at this and bitchslapped Batman into the batmobile and basically told him "Never do that again or he won't come back alive".
Superman can sense and see a true scumbag and spot him out with minimal effort. I can't imagine it would take much effort to sense something ain't right about this "Jared" guy and respond justly.
Maybe it was Earth-3 (that of the Crime Syndicate, where the villains are heroes and viceversa) Jared.
Superman is sitting there like "god the justice system needs to get this little puke"
The next day, the Daily Planet ran a front-page exposé revealing a number of Jared's illicit activities. Recorded phone calls were delivered to local authorities, and Jared was sent to prison. All done by reporter Clark Kent, strangely enough
"I could always use a little extra stamina in my 'duties.'" Sound like Batman is having problems in the toilet and thus is the chance for Subways to promote itself that it could improve the process of taking a dump if you eat at their restaurant.
23:36 hold up what is Jared doing
Behind Laila?😮
I wonder why Green Lantern was in each issue, maybe because the logo was green? If that was the case they should have had Sinestro appear in every issue as well (because the logo is also yellow).
Green Lantern was probably the writer's favorite character. It would explain why he appears more than anyone else from the JL
Also why was he yellow in the last comic? Like a brown mustard yellow. Did they really screw up that badly when they got it right the first three comics?
the movie came out that year. advertising strategy
If I remember correctly these ad comics were attached to Green Lantern comics, and in fact the last one was placed at the end of one specific arc, the war of the lanterns, where we got introduced to the beasts which embody the lantern emotional spectrum.
10:34 That is NOT what I thought WW meant when she asked if she could wrap up “their package.”
yeah i was gunna say...
Also notice how the quality in art drops when we get to the one with Jared.
are we just going to ignore “scoop the bread out”?
I used to work at Subway back in 2012, and the manager idolized Jared.
I worked for a different location in 2016 and nobody was idolizing him.
The worse part about being betrayed is that it's always someone you trust
18:50
Is F- tier just another way of saying S tier, because Grundy is awesome. Not as much as Mr. Freeze, but let's be real here, Mr. Freeze wasn't anything special until Batman the Animated Series.
"Mr. Freeze wasn't anything special until Batman the Animated series"
I can't even be mad here, you're just objectively right
I jokingly said to my friends watching this without seeing the thumbnail "it would be funny if it were jared from subway".
I don't think Aquaman is lame, because I didn't watch Superfriends. But I did read JLA, where Darkseid showed up on the Watchtower, and Martian Manhunter chucked him out towards Earth. He landed in the ocean, of course, and Aquaman picked up on it and instantly sprung into action, instructing three sharks to, very simply, "Make. Him. Bleed." So no, I don't laugh at Aquaman. That issue earned him my respect.
Geoff Johns made Aquaman badass again anyways. It even makes fun of the people who made jokes about him.
He's got good feats, he's also decently strong. Super friends is cool and all now, but looking back the show downplayed alot of characters. Atleast the racial stereotypes were funny though
Very poor showing by Darkseid today, and I don't think the rest of the Apokolipian team can recover so late in the game.
Aquaman can also give people seizures. Since all land life originates from the oceans, if he tries hard enough he can and will be able to do that.
I'm sorry, but in no world Aquaman should be able to pick hands with Darkseid...
athlete: "turkey and bacon on wheat bread with avocado"
subway: *proceeds to add other toppings that weren't specified on the sandwich*
moral to be learned here, subway never makes the sandwich the way you ask for it
Word has it that this man's eyes are afflicted by a terrible curse and none who have seen his sunglassless gaze have ever returned.
27:10 I'm surprised you didn't make the association that Jared covers up a figure of law enforcement, like covering up evidence.
So we’re just not gonna mention how the sub is completely different from what he ordered…. 13:31
lmao, thought the same thing
Huggbees is the only youtuber where i actually cheer when i see he made a new video.
Huggbees and Pastra
Jared's villains song- He's still lookin' good eatin' them subway samaches. His name is Jared and he's still lookin' good
14:10 missed occasion to take a literal subway
so nice to see "Hugbees" posting again, i really missed him
He wasn’t the same after he entered the “swap mind with robot AI” test chamber
I love "Hugbees"
@@SypitzYeah. Makes you wonder what happened to him in there.
me too niko from oneshot
Almost like "Schlatt"
Me, a European, in the first 3 seconds of the video: Yes! Comic books like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, yea?
Me, few seconds later: :-(
Holy shit that's EXACTLY how I reacted to Jared Fogle! Thanks, South Park!
@@MastaDJMaxtake your meds dude
@@felipenabarrolopes254 I've just refilled my bong, dude!
Donald Duck: *incinerates Jared Fogle and his CP stash*
"Kids should be home watching Bill Cosby not doing drugs" Spider-Man