My favorite thing he says on the regular. “Here’s the thing” was something he was trying to curb, but I say lean in on it, make shirts! But if Bruce was annoying himself it’s ok he says it rarely now.
I guess he would eventually be found, but maybe he hoped for some days time to run away. Not yet finished with the video, but that seems the only possible srmi-reasonable plan.
Ditto. If I’m feeling a little salty, I pick a video. He cracks me up 😂. With lines like “moron your bus is leaving” who could keep a straight face!🤣 And the intro song brings its own little happy dance when I hear it.
@@tmproductions18 omg how embarrassing 😂 You're correcting someone like a buffoon and you're not even right 😂 You're = you are. Now say that sentence with "you are" instead of your and tell me if that sounds right to you. What a goober you are 😂 Stop correcting people. You're making yourself sound dumb unnecessarily.
Eveery farmer knows his own fields better than he knows anything else, and he DOES check every part of his fields as often as he realistically can at least every few days and some parts every day.
I used to do undercover asset protection for Walmart. There was a guy a few hundred dollars in speakers, I went to stop him at the door and he ran. He got into an SUV and took off, but he totally saw that I took a picture of his license plate. I watched him as he drove over and ditched his vehicle and ran, got into a car, and drove off. When the police arrived, we found out that the SUV was rented and it was under a fake name. But hilariously, he dropped his drivers license in the car.. so yeah. Dumb criminals do this all the time.
@@TheLawCoyoteTLC if you're a "Law Coyote" why don't you set up a competing channel? **Sincere question.** I'd be curious to see someone else's takes.
Reminds me of when my buddy and I ran a candy store, and during new years eve, some clown decided to rob it. He dropped his bus card with name picture and home address on it, inside the broken window 😂 we found all the stolen goods at his apartment.
ROLF. We had a similar situation. The dumbass who broke into our car dealership was a life long criminal and well known by the police. The detectives were watching our surveillance footage when 10 seconds in and they both started laughing. Then one turned to the other and said, “Do you want to call him or do you want me to do it?” We got all our belongings back as well.
Bruce's example of self defense is a clear example of how merely owning a gun is not effective self defense. You need to train just like any form of martial art. His client's assailant's inability to hit with 13 rounds and the client's inaccuracy is proof that you need to train.
My European view: why have a gun i the first place, -might rather get you into trouble. Also Bruces self defence case shows it very clearly, -better to kill and wound innocent people to save your own life.......! I don't get it
I would need more facts for this situation because two people knowing their packing can escalate violence. I not giving the gang member benefit of the doubt of being a law abiding gun owner. The other man demonstrated the value of high pressure training. I plan to own my own gun here in CA for recreation but have no intention to have it for self defense purposes unless I did my due diligence to train, educate my self on CA laws, and had bear insurance for liability protection.
@@ArgentLeftoversit’s not about bearing resemblance it’s about raising your heart rate and creating stressors to mimic how you will react in a real world situation where your hands are shaking and u lose fine motor skills. That’s why people say to always carry with one in the chamber.
I will say though, his client was at least more accurate than the assailant. After all he did hit his intended target... along with 9 other unintended ones. 10% is infinitely better accuracy than 0%, though still nothing to write home about.
@@girllawrin You really can't do that, because every written piece of that lady might be seen as instruction and then you'd go to prison as well. And then you need eForms for a lot of different reasons!
I was a manager at a major retailer. One morning, the police showed up wanting to see our footage. There was an axe murder. The suspect walked 20 feet from our Garden Center Manager, bloody axe in hand, stopped and looked at him, then walked on. He was lucky he never looked up from the bin of flowers he was working on. Scary stuff.
"She's doing whatever she's doing with her feet".. 🤣 I've watched all your videos. I'm just an ukulele player and teacher by trade, but your channel fascinates me and I haven't missed an episode. I'm so shocked by your grandmas continued shenanigans! 😂😂😂
RIGHT? My mom told me the worst thing you could ever be is stupid and when I said what about a murderer? She replied, “If you’re going to be a murderer, don’t embarrass me by being a stupid one”. 😂
Well yeah - if you’re going to be a criminal, at least be a smart one. There in lies the problem. First people are stupid and get caught. Then they are really stupid and they talk to the cops “who really care about you and just want to get you to feel better about yourself”.
Bruce your son is brilliant, and you listening to his pitch and going for it is execellent! You both make a great team and educate us in the process. Love your show!
The hardest part of this story, to believe, is the lack of vehicles at arrival. I've been to Minnesota eight times in the last three years, and let me tell you, I've never seen an empty arrivals area.
Possibly the Humphrey terminal? It kinda looked like it, and there’s definitely times when there’s almost no cars there. There’s only like a dozen gates and the planes kinda trickle in at night.
@@silmarianI was think the same as the original post. Your explanation makes sense. I've never flown out of Humphrey and have only picked up people a couple times there so not familiar enough to recognize it.
Made a deal with the cops, and gave them more evidence. You can never have enough evidence. They wanted to make sure junior only leaves prison feet first.
There are so many reasons why I watch you. You inform, you educate, you give an objective perspective. But the one reason why I love you: The frames from the 9:47 to the 9:52 minute/second marks. God bless you.
How about I had not seen my Grandma in YEARS. I came to Duluth, where I was born and spent the first half of my life…I call her on a Sunday. The Vikes and Pack are playing . I say, “Hey Grandma Carol! I’m up from NC and I would really like to see you!”. She says, “welll, ya know…the game’s on”. (Like WHAT?!). My Aunt had to grab the phone and be like “ya know what, ma?!!!” I DID end up seeing her that day and watching the game…with little conversation (after 10 years of not seeing each-other). If only she would’ve had e-sign!!! And, that’s an ABSOLUTELY true account of what happened.
@LeeBleegen, ......and you're surprised Grandma got a life while you were away for YEARS?! Your absence all that time does NOT make you a prodigal just because YOU wanna show up & hang out! Do you really think us Granmas sit by the phone & wait for your call? Hell no! (Hey moron.......your bus is leaving.) Relationships are a 2 way street - they require EFFORT, not a once-every-5-years show up. SMH. There are very few people who tolerate that kind of neglect.
Right? I thought premeditation needed to be before taking action, but it seems like all you need is something that looks like a plan, even if its after the murder?
Could you look into the case of Mikaela Ann Haynes? It is an absolutely ridiculous case of the court system failing to protect children and isn't getting any traction in the media.
That case he mentioned where his client was in a shoot out happened May 22 2021. Poor college student just graduated as in he was going to walk the stage and get handed his degree later on that day.
Well... Personally, I hope you had, and continue to have, a good day at work. After watching this excellent installment from MY personal lawyer, actually, but I shall excuse the unproven and patently false possession claims made of, again, *MY* lawyer. Believe it or not, I was in fact not an only child. However despite this fact I will continue to refuse any attempt at sharing, yet again, MY lawyer. Hope tomorrow's work is just as well and dandy, if not even more so, as any previous days' work. P.S. And if you want it to stay that way you'll lay off all claims to MY lawyer. Edit: I'm editing my comment... Before hitting send the first time... because I've concluded that it would be in my best interests, and naturally yours as well, if I were able to find reason in my heart to share. I shall allow you half ownership of my, sorry... Of OUR lawyer, effective immediately. I thank you for making me see reason, with your comment. The one that you have not made just yet, as I've not yet hit send on my own comment even. Just know that I do, or I will at least, appreciate your comment. In the future. After you make it. And its wholesome and reasonable and convincing, as I'm sure it will be. Good day sir. Also one last thing, I'd like to say that I completely agree with your future comment as well, I AM perhaps a bit of a looney. Maybe even quite a bit so. I think you've nailed that dead on. Or rather that you will soon. Goodbye friend.
Hi Bruce. I found your channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching since. I love your wisdom, sense of humor and your chuckle 🤭. I have learned quite a bit as well. Thank you and your genius content creator Michael!
Are you kidding me, Bruce Rivers? You didn't put that sweet jingle in the beginning? I was dreaming about that jingle last night ("Bruce Rivers, he's the criminal lawyer"). Bro, that's your theme song before the show, put that back. How will we know its you without it?
I really appreciate your channel and the work you and Michael put into your videos.💪Please don’t stop cussing, it’s instrumental in reporting these cases.👏
Bruce, I just love how honest you are and your sense of humour! Keep it up please. I always giggle watching you and Michael’s videos. I can only imagine, Michael has the same humour.
Sounds like the kid that stole a check of mine. I was going on a work trip was in a hurry and left my wallet at the check out. The kid at the register stole one of my checks, wrote it out to himself. And his name was on the receipt. When I reported it the cop just shook his head.
Congratulations on your channels success! It makes me happy to know that a father and son we able to build something together and bond in the process. You have a great channel and seem like a good dude
I felt bad when I heard the cop asking if they could tell if one of the victims was male or female. The decay must have been bad at that point if they are having to ask that question.
@@JohnDoe-qz1ql pointless comment, that's like saying 'i feel sorry for soldiers who get blown up' and you saying 'well they knew what they signed up for' Literally a pointless, irrelevant comment
Love your ear tug for your girlfriend. Carol Burnett used to do that for her grandmother to let her know she was okay. It was her way to say "I love you". 😊❤ You're right about Michael. Your TH-cam posts are fantastic. Thanks Michael for sharing your Dad with us. He's got an encyclopedic knowledge of the law, and a great way of explaining things. 😊❤
"If you're gonna commit a crime....come on guys, be better at it than this. Yeeeeah...no...that's not me....what the fuck?" That had me rolling, hahahahaha!
Damn Bruce, when the hell did you pass a million subscribers?! Congratulations!! 🥳 Congratulations to Michael too for putting this whole thing in motion and doing all the behind the scenes work!!
I am so disappointed and somewhat baffled that Bruce hasn’t done a Karen Read chapter yet. It seems like it would be right up his ally and I would love to hear his thoughts about the Karen Read case. What are waiting for, Sir?
That brand of car automatically syncs with your phone, and has a "black box" showing weight in each seat, doors, and behind the radio is a GPS that also syncs with a cell phone. That particular brand usually has Sirius XM, which is a tiny satellite dish that can track where the vehicle has been. It will even be able to tell if it was no longer on a road. Depending on how "luxurious" this Mercedes was, it can have cameras inside and outside the vehicle.
Yeah....1st to comment and like. Bruce, you and your Son have taught me a lot. I had court Thursday and only answered when asked a question? I usually try and explain. AKA self snitching. It gives them something to question. Quick and simple answers. No or Yes. Then he talks and there's nothing to question. I've answered it. I speak a lot less overall. Basically y'all taught me to not show my hand. Thanks so much 🙏🏼 Bless You Both 🙏🏼
"moron your bus is leaving" - bruce
That one got me lol
My favorite thing he says on the regular. “Here’s the thing” was something he was trying to curb, but I say lean in on it, make shirts! But if Bruce was annoying himself it’s ok he says it rarely now.
I love when his openers are just OFF THE RIP
So funny
That has become my favorite saying. So funny
Bruce needs to copyright this and put it on a shirt.
They thought the cornfield was nothingness. That farmer knows every inch and every change.
I guess he would eventually be found, but maybe he hoped for some days time to run away.
Not yet finished with the video, but that seems the only possible srmi-reasonable plan.
@@samuel.andermattno, the criminals were just dumb.
@@samuel.andermattwhen it comes to criminal stupidity reason isn’t involved
He can show you where certain mice live.
This was my first thought as well. Corn fields are not abandoneded property by any means, it's a giant garden for goodness sake!
"Moron, your bus is leaving" is now my favourite phrase and I'm going to use it ad nauseum. Bruce is a star.
“I KNOW that I did NOT plant a Mercedes Benz in my cornfield. I’d remember that!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe a cornfield is considered "out of the way" to the killer, but not to the farmer that lives there.
@@BackyardDogPark9862 yup, remember that the feds found out the location of Spilotro brothers relatively quickly after their disappearance.
lololol bro lol
"Might have been one of them UFOs that the Government has what left it there"
So glad I found Bruce Rivers. Love his commentary!
He's the criminal lawyer! My wife and I dance to the song every time...
Ditto. If I’m feeling a little salty, I pick a video. He cracks me up 😂. With lines like “moron your bus is leaving” who could keep a straight face!🤣 And the intro song brings its own little happy dance when I hear it.
Best ad-lib / improv out there. Hard to do! Fun to watch.
Great youtuber but damn I would never hire Bruce I'd be cooked 😂
(andhesgonereacttothealltheselfsnitching...)@@Saintjackoftrades
“Moron your bus is leaving” gets me every time. That should be on merch.
“You’re”
@@tmproductions18 omg how embarrassing 😂 You're correcting someone like a buffoon and you're not even right 😂 You're = you are. Now say that sentence with "you are" instead of your and tell me if that sounds right to you. What a goober you are 😂 Stop correcting people. You're making yourself sound dumb unnecessarily.
@tmproductions18 No, it's your. The original commenter had it right.
@@tmproductions18you're = you are, so it's "your"
@@tmproductions18😅😅. NOPE
We’ll leave it in a corn field… they’ll never find them!
Completely forgetting that farmers exist.
Eveery farmer knows his own fields better than he knows anything else, and he DOES check every part of his fields as often as he realistically can at least every few days and some parts every day.
@@gkiltz0 that’s what I thought. And at bare minimum, at the end of the harvest the car would be discovered!
@@kmeis1234exactly who would leave a car in a cornfield tho it's just dumb why not the woods
Like the farmer would never harvest the corn 🌽
Not THAT corn. Unless he's a very small farmeer, he likely has more fields of corn than that one
I used to do undercover asset protection for Walmart. There was a guy a few hundred dollars in speakers, I went to stop him at the door and he ran. He got into an SUV and took off, but he totally saw that I took a picture of his license plate. I watched him as he drove over and ditched his vehicle and ran, got into a car, and drove off. When the police arrived, we found out that the SUV was rented and it was under a fake name. But hilariously, he dropped his drivers license in the car.. so yeah. Dumb criminals do this all the time.
"undercover asset protection" 🤣🤣
Way to self grandise buddy!
@@Metacomet7When you get a job other than 'team member/cashier' you will understand that is what the positions are called.
@@powerboon2kHahaha, that's a perfect response to an idiotic comment...!
@Metacomet7 that is what it's called. Go outside, buddy.
a stolen speaker system worth a few hundred dollars can change your life forever.
“grandma’s down in the basement, doing whatever she’s doing with her feet” will make me listen to the ad every single time😂😂😂😂
The "Only Bunions" gig is clearly going strong still.....
You perve 😂
Ayo. Pause.
I'm thankful for the foot fetish lifestyle people have.
Omg lol that part. Like what
i quote “moron your bus is leaving” everyday
Yeah I wonder if it will ever get old. Some how I don't think it will.
😂
It’s my new saying to my husband when he says something stupid. 😂
@@staceyshaffer180Me too! My wife gets this when she’s being a f-ing idiot /s
BOT
Bruce, we need a blooper video. A whole video of them. I think we all would like to see how you both cut up after a blunder. 😂
😂😂😂
Yes agreed
This man is right! 😂
Hell yes!
Yes, please! 😂
A huge thank you to Michael, the content genius, since if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t even have this channel💗
@@TheLawCoyoteTLC if you're a "Law Coyote" why don't you set up a competing channel?
**Sincere question.**
I'd be curious to see someone else's takes.
Stop crawling 😅 embarrassing
Yes, thank you, Michael!
@@TheLawCoyoteTLCTH-cam is a hobby
Think 🎉❤❤
Love that he called his dad for help and the only thing those two geniuses came up with was drive the car into a field 🤣
The apple didn't fall far from the tree😂
So stupid!
Genetics is a strong force
Noooo one will walk all the way out here!
Leaving your ID at the scene of a crime: Self Snitching!!
😂😂😂 that is not my ID
Ultimate version haha
200 IQ move
Self snitching at its finest!
The ultimate
18:04
I always love the exasperated "what the fuck?" 😂
😂😂😂 I guess we can say that WTF
Yes, never gets old!
Gotta imagine his clients are familiar with that catchphrase
Me too!!!
Makes me laugh every time !!! lol 😅
"Dad can you help me bury four bodies? Don't worry it's for work."
Some days are like that. 😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe dad had a bad back so they didnt bother with burying
Reminds me of when my buddy and I ran a candy store, and during new years eve, some clown decided to rob it. He dropped his bus card with name picture and home address on it, inside the broken window 😂 we found all the stolen goods at his apartment.
I choose to believe that when you say "some clown" you mean a literal clown with makeup and a full costume.
What did he steal ? Candy 😂?
I'm picturing a crap ton of gummy bears in this dude's apt lol
ROLF. We had a similar situation. The dumbass who broke into our car dealership was a life long criminal and well known by the police. The detectives were watching our surveillance footage when 10 seconds in and they both started laughing. Then one turned to the other and said, “Do you want to call him or do you want me to do it?” We got all our belongings back as well.
@@tonygluk1I did the exact same thing. I read candy and clown and my brain went straight to Halloween. 😂
Bruce's example of self defense is a clear example of how merely owning a gun is not effective self defense. You need to train just like any form of martial art. His client's assailant's inability to hit with 13 rounds and the client's inaccuracy is proof that you need to train.
My European view: why have a gun i the first place, -might rather get you into trouble. Also Bruces self defence case shows it very clearly, -better to kill and wound innocent people to save your own life.......! I don't get it
That and, you know, situations in real life bear little to no resemblance to training.
I would need more facts for this situation because two people knowing their packing can escalate violence. I not giving the gang member benefit of the doubt of being a law abiding gun owner. The other man demonstrated the value of high pressure training. I plan to own my own gun here in CA for recreation but have no intention to have it for self defense purposes unless I did my due diligence to train, educate my self on CA laws, and had bear insurance for liability protection.
@@ArgentLeftoversit’s not about bearing resemblance it’s about raising your heart rate and creating stressors to mimic how you will react in a real world situation where your hands are shaking and u lose fine motor skills. That’s why people say to always carry with one in the chamber.
I will say though, his client was at least more accurate than the assailant. After all he did hit his intended target... along with 9 other unintended ones. 10% is infinitely better accuracy than 0%, though still nothing to write home about.
I was a police officer for a long time. The amount of morons that leave identifying items at crime scenes is astounding. 🤣
I have heard of it happen during robberies a surprisingly amount of times.
@@Steve-ev6vx correct. They make it too easy.
How ?
Lol
@@northsideservice-pd6cc oh who knows, they're not the brightest 🤣
Turns out they aren't too smart
best way to close a Sunday night! Goodnight Bruce & Micheal....
This is for the boiiiiiis! I hope im half as good of a father as Bruce is.. much love from NC
That is awesome. Being an amazing father is good for everyone!💕
"moron, your bus is leaving. What the FUCK?!?!"
🤣🤣 I literally laughed out loud! I love your extremely raw reactions ❤️
Very sharp suit! Good looking blue!!👍👍
Always anticipating what grandma is doing every week 🎉😂
So true. This woman is a menace of society. 😮
Someone needs to cut together the amazing grandma-verse...
Gramma's got her own fan base...I love it!!❤❤❤
@@girllawrin You really can't do that, because every written piece of that lady might be seen as instruction and then you'd go to prison as well. And then you need eForms for a lot of different reasons!
@girllawrin and call it "Self-Snitchin Gramma in the Basement."
i just find it amazing how there are people that can really make out some of the finer details in surveillance footage.
Software helps a lot 😅
Software can't really do shit except upscaling which actually can erase some details so it's mostly eye@@ImARealHumanPerson
I was a manager at a major retailer. One morning, the police showed up wanting to see our footage. There was an axe murder. The suspect walked 20 feet from our Garden Center Manager, bloody axe in hand, stopped and looked at him, then walked on. He was lucky he never looked up from the bin of flowers he was working on. Scary stuff.
Yikes!!! 😮
Omg!😮
Oh lovely, did he ever get caught or do we still have him roaming around?
Omg😳
Yuck!! How absolutely terrifying 😮
He left his ID in the car with 4 victims, he's not an assassin he's just an ass!
You can’t spell assassin without ass.
AssAssIn? more like HeadInAss 💩
Also, it's not an assassin if there's no client.
A perfect synopsis of the perp.
@@denniscarney5249 oh we got a genius here
"She's doing whatever she's doing with her feet".. 🤣 I've watched all your videos. I'm just an ukulele player and teacher by trade, but your channel fascinates me and I haven't missed an episode. I'm so shocked by your grandmas continued shenanigans! 😂😂😂
Growing up, my mom always taught me “Don’t break the law… but if you do, at least be smart enough to NOT GET CAUGHT”! 😂
My mom always said never tell on yourself (regardless of what you do..) take it to the grave!!
RIGHT? My mom told me the worst thing you could ever be is stupid and when I said what about a murderer? She replied, “If you’re going to be a murderer, don’t embarrass me by being a stupid one”. 😂
My mom always just said “if you do either of those things, don’t bother calling home. Save the quarter and buy a toothbrush for jail.”
Well yeah - if you’re going to be a criminal, at least be a smart one. There in lies the problem. First people are stupid and get caught. Then they are really stupid and they talk to the cops “who really care about you and just want to get you to feel better about yourself”.
Bruce your son is brilliant, and you listening to his pitch and going for it is execellent! You both make a great team and educate us in the process. Love your show!
I love the "moron, your bus is leaving" it's so funny every time.
LOL the ID in the car killed meeeee. What was he thinking?! Or probably wasn't
Dropped it. Was a fumble.
Shoulda never had it on him honestly.
Karma
"Moron, you're bus is leaving..." omg i am USING this line Mr. Rivers! Absolute gold.
It is from the movie, Groundhog Day, but it is absolutely perfect in this video.
The hardest part of this story, to believe, is the lack of vehicles at arrival. I've been to Minnesota eight times in the last three years, and let me tell you, I've never seen an empty arrivals area.
Possibly the Humphrey terminal? It kinda looked like it, and there’s definitely times when there’s almost no cars there. There’s only like a dozen gates and the planes kinda trickle in at night.
@@silmarianI was think the same as the original post. Your explanation makes sense. I've never flown out of Humphrey and have only picked up people a couple times there so not familiar enough to recognize it.
“moron, your bus is leaving!” always gets me 🤣
Helping your son with murder and only receiving 5 Years is a tough one for me
Made a deal with the cops, and gave them more evidence. You can never have enough evidence. They wanted to make sure junior only leaves prison feet first.
Helped him cover the murder, not commit it
He literally got charged for what he did 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ wtf else do you want.
@@princememphis7726 well shit boy damn alright then I get it.
He didn’t help him commit murder.
I couldn't imagine calling one of my parents to hide bodies, that's what besties are for. 😊😅😅😅
I would end up becoming an extra body😂
Sorry to tell ya but you'd likely have to unalive the bestie.
2 can keep a secret if one is, well ya know
Of course he cried to his father...
How do you think he got so messed up?
Anything to avoid consequences.
I think it's more about trust
@@DamePigletthis wasn’t the first time
There are so many reasons why I watch you. You inform, you educate, you give an objective perspective. But the one reason why I love you: The frames from the 9:47 to the 9:52 minute/second marks. God bless you.
Minnesota! Stop dropping your bodies in Wisconsin! 😠
😂😂😂
Nah fam. Wisconsin is best place for that. If you get caught doing that in Wisconsin you will get the harsh penalty of 1000 dollars signature bond 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously!
First Brett Farve, now this?! Minnesota must've taught Kendrick how to hate like a pro.
Oh Bruce you make me laugh, don’t ever change! I bet Michael has lots of stories about Bruce, would be halarious to hear!
As a man without a father it’s eye opening and refreshing every episode I watch you first thank your son and get strait to it love this channel
How about I had not seen my Grandma in YEARS. I came to Duluth, where I was born and spent the first half of my life…I call her on a Sunday. The Vikes and Pack are playing . I say, “Hey Grandma Carol! I’m up from NC and I would really like to see you!”. She says, “welll, ya know…the game’s on”. (Like WHAT?!). My Aunt had to grab the phone and be like “ya know what, ma?!!!” I DID end up seeing her that day and watching the game…with little conversation (after 10 years of not seeing each-other).
If only she would’ve had e-sign!!!
And, that’s an ABSOLUTELY true account of what happened.
@LeeBleegen,
......and you're surprised Grandma got a life while you were away for YEARS?!
Your absence all that time does NOT make you a prodigal just because YOU wanna show up & hang out!
Do you really think us Granmas sit by the phone & wait for your call?
Hell no!
(Hey moron.......your bus is leaving.)
Relationships are a 2 way street - they require EFFORT, not a once-every-5-years show up. SMH.
There are very few people who tolerate that kind of neglect.
“Moron, your bus is leaving” had me 💀 😂
“I’m a peaceful guy, i’d never lay a hand on anybody “. Spoken like a true defense attorney 😂
And there are two guns in front of him :-)
Thank-you Michael for getting your Dad into making videos! I love all your content
Premeditation, thx for making that clear. I didn’t know, it could be that fast-in relation to court.
Right? I thought premeditation needed to be before taking action, but it seems like all you need is something that looks like a plan, even if its after the murder?
Could you look into the case of Mikaela Ann Haynes?
It is an absolutely ridiculous case of the court system failing to protect children and isn't getting any traction in the media.
That case he mentioned where his client was in a shoot out happened May 22 2021. Poor college student just graduated as in he was going to walk the stage and get handed his degree later on that day.
Horrible.
Bruce “WTF, you left your id?” 😂😂
That part is wtf???😂😂😂
@@saingmckinnon6631 I’m referring to when Bruce lets off with what the fuck, u left your id??
Next time you think "I'll just dump in it a cornfield" remind yourself corn is a nearly 90B crop in the US. No one is leaving their fields unattended.
Yes, the farmers use drones now to oversee the crops.
@@spnn4s106 wow....cool....
4:30am trying to get up and ready for work. My personal lawyer uploads a video...... that takes priority!
UK?
Well... Personally, I hope you had, and continue to have, a good day at work. After watching this excellent installment from MY personal lawyer, actually, but I shall excuse the unproven and patently false possession claims made of, again, *MY* lawyer.
Believe it or not, I was in fact not an only child. However despite this fact I will continue to refuse any attempt at sharing, yet again, MY lawyer.
Hope tomorrow's work is just as well and dandy, if not even more so, as any previous days' work.
P.S. And if you want it to stay that way you'll lay off all claims to MY lawyer.
Edit: I'm editing my comment... Before hitting send the first time... because I've concluded that it would be in my best interests, and naturally yours as well, if I were able to find reason in my heart to share. I shall allow you half ownership of my, sorry... Of OUR lawyer, effective immediately. I thank you for making me see reason, with your comment. The one that you have not made just yet, as I've not yet hit send on my own comment even. Just know that I do, or I will at least, appreciate your comment. In the future. After you make it. And its wholesome and reasonable and convincing, as I'm sure it will be. Good day sir.
Also one last thing, I'd like to say that I completely agree with your future comment as well, I AM perhaps a bit of a looney. Maybe even quite a bit so. I think you've nailed that dead on. Or rather that you will soon. Goodbye friend.
9:51 I love Bruce looking at us like, "you believe this guy?"
Thanks Bruce! And to your son awesome editing bro! You're both awesome at what you do!
Hi Bruce. I found your channel a few weeks ago and have been binge watching since. I love your wisdom, sense of humor and your chuckle 🤭. I have learned quite a bit as well. Thank you and your genius content creator Michael!
Love your content!! Never disappoint! Thank you Mr Rivers and Michael.❤
Your content is really enjoyable. I'm going through a painful breakup and your stuff is helping. Thanks guys
Are you kidding me, Bruce Rivers? You didn't put that sweet jingle in the beginning? I was dreaming about that jingle last night ("Bruce Rivers, he's the criminal lawyer"). Bro, that's your theme song before the show, put that back. How will we know its you without it?
This channel has become my go to channel. Love it. Can’t get enough of it !!!!!!! Great content !!!! 🤘🏻
When Bruce says, "Moron, your bus is leaving." 😂🤣
Sorry for your loss Bruce. You’re a great man, great father, and great soul. May you feel peace ❤️✌️🕉️🪷🌹🌞🙏
Bro seriously stopped for a slushy and just left a dead body right in plain sight 😂😂😂 I gotta say I respect his determination to get things done.
😂😂😂
*sarcasm* No, no!! They were just *ASLEEP* in the car there. No dead bodies here, man. 😂😂
Glad i found something to watch
Its 4am I couldn't sleep & there was a notification for a Bruce video. Thank goodness for him.😉💜
So messed up. The dad should have report that jerk son.
I appreciate Micheal Rivers. Love the content. Thx
"Moron, your bus is leaving" 🙄 😂 🍿🍿🍿
Noooo! Don't censure the cursing !! That's my favorite part!
😂😂😂 that the best part
Some people don’t like it. Grow up.
@@shiina29Who says their point of view needs to grow up and not yours?
@@shiina29Some people do. Grow up.
@@shiina29some people can have their opinions but they don't have the right to demand others change their way of talking because of that
It’s almost impossible to commit a crime without it being caught on camera. Yet…..MORON YOUR BUS IS LEAVING 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time. ❤
The Man with the Plan, we don’t call him Stan! He is our resident content genius! Michael Rivers. Keep up the good work boys! Love your channel!
I really appreciate your channel and the work you and Michael put into your videos.💪Please don’t stop cussing, it’s instrumental in reporting these cases.👏
Why would you encourage him to curse when he stopped because people asked him to stop? You’re just being a jerk.
@@shiina29 Everyone wants him to keep cussing!
i need to start using "moron your bus is leaving" in my everyday life - it makes me laugh every time lol
Bruce 😢we need a juilo foolio video 😮
Ain't enough info, it just happened
Why? And say what?
Who ? Homie put a shirt on you look zesty as f
Rip foolio💔🕊️
Foolio got killed @@j.a.r.family2576
“Moron…your bus is leaving”. Ah Bruce, you tickle me 😂
A bus schedule is extremely important Sir, even time travelers check it to make sure they haven’t missed their stop.
Bruce, I just love how honest you are and your sense of humour! Keep it up please. I always giggle watching you and Michael’s videos. I can only imagine, Michael has the same humour.
Sounds like the kid that stole a check of mine. I was going on a work trip was in a hurry and left my wallet at the check out. The kid at the register stole one of my checks, wrote it out to himself. And his name was on the receipt. When I reported it the cop just shook his head.
Congratulations on your channels success! It makes me happy to know that a father and son we able to build something together and bond in the process. You have a great channel and seem like a good dude
I don’t feel bad for cops often. However, this is horrific to have to see this.
They knew what they signed up for...
I felt bad when I heard the cop asking if they could tell if one of the victims was male or female. The decay must have been bad at that point if they are having to ask that question.
@@JohnDoe-qz1ql pointless comment, that's like saying 'i feel sorry for soldiers who get blown up' and you saying 'well they knew what they signed up for'
Literally a pointless, irrelevant comment
@@Mvrky0 Looool!!! Could hard FACT!!! Learn to diferrentiate between!😘
@@Mvrky0 You can Say as You Please... Nothing changes....
I think your grandma's behind all this. Wait, we have to harvest this corn. Oh yeah that's going to taste good.
Really enjoy watching CLR and Bruce Rivers!❤
Finally……a source video I have not already seen on another channel!
Maybe I have limited scope, but I rarely see the vid elsewhere before here.
RIP Michael. Our content genus. Gone too soon. 😢
They should have left a Google map with a red pin to show investigators where to find them at his house👍🏼🙃
I’ve been watching you for years and love it!
I started to notice how often everyone self snitches, now I call it out!
Love your ear tug for your girlfriend. Carol Burnett used to do that for her grandmother to let her know she was okay. It was her way to say "I love you". 😊❤ You're right about Michael. Your TH-cam posts are fantastic. Thanks Michael for sharing your Dad with us. He's got an encyclopedic knowledge of the law, and a great way of explaining things. 😊❤
“I’m a peaceful guy” 9:32 would be a lot more convincing if you didn’t have two hand guns in front of you 😂
You have to be peaceful when you're not strong 😅
I love Bruce. I love his attitude and legal insight. We All need a Bruce!!
12:09 Terrible crime aside, hiding a car in a cornfield is so dumb. I mean, it's going to be found. Farmers tend their fields.
"If you're gonna commit a crime....come on guys, be better at it than this. Yeeeeah...no...that's not me....what the fuck?" That had me rolling, hahahahaha!
First from Australia ❤ thanks Bruce I’m on nightshift this will be good on my break
From Pennsylvania also at overnight work, thanks for something to watch
G'day Oz! I'm in Queensland. If we could get Bruce to swear a bit more, he'd fit in really well down here!
I’m from central Victoria. We just have to teach him some more words 🤣🤣
Damn Bruce, when the hell did you pass a million subscribers?! Congratulations!! 🥳 Congratulations to Michael too for putting this whole thing in motion and doing all the behind the scenes work!!
Watching from New York City! Bruce and the content genius are the best! Love the commentary! ❤️
Great job on your videos! I really enjoy your channel - very entertaining.
I am so disappointed and somewhat baffled that Bruce hasn’t done a Karen Read chapter yet. It seems like it would be right up his ally and I would love to hear his thoughts about the Karen Read case. What are waiting for, Sir?
Thank you, Genius Michael, for the fantastic idea and the continuously good work. 🙏
You have probably one of the best dads in the world. ❤
That brand of car automatically syncs with your phone, and has a "black box" showing weight in each seat, doors, and behind the radio is a GPS that also syncs with a cell phone. That particular brand usually has Sirius XM, which is a tiny satellite dish that can track where the vehicle has been. It will even be able to tell if it was no longer on a road. Depending on how "luxurious" this Mercedes was, it can have cameras inside and outside the vehicle.
I'm a big fan bruh. Love ur show !!
Is Michael Rivers single? Bruce would be an awesome father in law.❤
Better yet for my old ass, is Bruce single? 😂
I'm that age that i can date son or dad 😂
@VeAmStream you sure about that?
@@veamstreamWell, that's kinda weird 😂
@Steve-ev6vx well it depends on the ages , maybe there is only 10 years difference either way
15:30 "ITS JUST TOO MUCH WORK 😂😂😂 the face Bruce made.
Yeah....1st to comment and like. Bruce, you and your Son have taught me a lot. I had court Thursday and only answered when asked a question? I usually try and explain. AKA self snitching. It gives them something to question. Quick and simple answers. No or Yes. Then he talks and there's nothing to question. I've answered it. I speak a lot less overall. Basically y'all taught me to not show my hand. Thanks so much 🙏🏼 Bless You Both 🙏🏼