Casually Explained: Red Flags

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  • @sylver8919
    @sylver8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12700

    "They have the same last name as you"
    Married people:"Oh no"

    • @Jackieb741
      @Jackieb741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂

    • @Legendjemoeder
      @Legendjemoeder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bruh 2.0

    • @Xomsabre
      @Xomsabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I was honestly expecting a picture of Alabama at that joke...

    • @Borntoschnitzel
      @Borntoschnitzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmai

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      high tier: they're married
      married people: O H N O

  • @AmesiesCorner
    @AmesiesCorner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16607

    ""If your attracted to girls still in high school a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them."
    Gold..

    • @S1baar
      @S1baar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      explain?

    • @Charcolt619GTS
      @Charcolt619GTS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +878

      S1baar *THEY WONT LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING WEIRDO WHO LIKES HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS DUMMY.* also they can be quite mean and volatile.

    • @copop2288
      @copop2288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      S1baar Teens are stereotypically moody.

    • @ShiroTheTuber
      @ShiroTheTuber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

      S1baar they're fucking retarded

    • @kosztaz87
      @kosztaz87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

      He means that high school girls are dumb as shit, and are not capable of holding a conversation about anything that involves more than parties, shopping, going out, and reality shows.

  • @fiskedunser6314
    @fiskedunser6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15793

    If she's into geography and tests your knowledge by asking you what China's flag would look like without the stars, that's a red flag.

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      ...
      Ohhhhhhhh, I get it! *Spongebob laugh*

    • @ZayBack95
      @ZayBack95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @voidzminer1017
      @voidzminer1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Same thing if she’s from Switzerland

    • @fiskedunser6314
      @fiskedunser6314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@voidzminer1017 th-cam.com/video/g-bVEc8oZvk/w-d-xo.html

    • @lorika4819
      @lorika4819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      now thats a nice red flag

  • @razvanefros411
    @razvanefros411 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    I like how he placed incest lower than being rude to waiters

    • @Santiago-ke7yj
      @Santiago-ke7yj ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nguyen.

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait when?

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@RockinRocketScience”they have the same last name as you”

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@kennethxu1789 oh, that's specific...in most parts. My parents were born in different places in India with the same last name, to which I checked their birth certificates and yeah, they actually met by fate.

    • @razvanefros411
      @razvanefros411 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Felipe_Rosso yes officer, this comment here

  • @coolesocke8675
    @coolesocke8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20841

    If she invites you to her home and there is a Soviet Union flag on the wall. That’s a big red flag.

    • @godsavecanada
      @godsavecanada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      lmao nice joke

    • @orkzin
      @orkzin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      🤣🤣😂

    • @DarthPhroge
      @DarthPhroge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Most people would stare at you like: bruh. But I enjoyed the joke. For real :D

    • @xavi47
      @xavi47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Our flag

    • @okboomer6541
      @okboomer6541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      She's a Russian spy

  • @ChumperDumper
    @ChumperDumper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4670

    My girlfriend sent me this video and then said to "Talk to me when you understand." That'd be a red flag right?

    • @msrDeno
      @msrDeno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ChumperDumper ya

    • @Mierda142
      @Mierda142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      ChumperDumper she sounds like a red flag

    • @donnash5813
      @donnash5813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I'd be like 'Mayday . . . Mayday. I'm hit. Bailing out now.

    • @stocksj5302
      @stocksj5302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      multiple red flags.

    • @ryand1404
      @ryand1404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Ummm... nah you're fine, probably doesn't mean anything, best to ignore it

  • @nho335
    @nho335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4966

    "Is she toxic?"
    Yeah again you really can't tell, maybe she was just acting.

    • @DeltaPi314
      @DeltaPi314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      If you have to ask that question that means "Yes".
      If you didn't ask that question, maybe you should.

    • @nesdes8363
      @nesdes8363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh

    • @robinwilliams9970
      @robinwilliams9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I havent met every woman yet but I have never met a toxic one who wasnt jelous, or a jelous one who wasnt toxic.

    • @50ULL355
      @50ULL355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or poisoned
      I'll show myself out

    • @kalinmir
      @kalinmir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My girl is a tall glass of cyanide *.*

  • @lyricalcarpenter
    @lyricalcarpenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7049

    “Whoever is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
    -Sign on the wall in Jimmy John’s

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Faxx

    • @zachary4652
      @zachary4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      funny because they treat their employees like shit

    • @JPmax4ever
      @JPmax4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JJs gettin' it right once again, just like the food.

    • @AlessandroGenTLe
      @AlessandroGenTLe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been there. But since she was a Brazilian 28yo bed godesse, it only took me (Italian, 44yo) 2 years to detach :D

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachary4652 I wouldn't say they treat employees like shit. They pay them like absolute shit though.

  • @peonya8437
    @peonya8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12406

    Realizes I’m into high schoolers- starts sweating
    Remembers that I’m a high schooler too- oh yeah

    • @Bobbob-dv4hp
      @Bobbob-dv4hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

      That’s no excuse

    • @MrKanjidude
      @MrKanjidude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      *_Confused Chris Hansen noises_*

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      It ain't illegal if you're both underage

    • @peonya8437
      @peonya8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@Bobbob-dv4hp then take me to jail my good sir

    • @peonya8437
      @peonya8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@dapperfield595 that’s my motto

  • @djblaze2395
    @djblaze2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17664

    “Or they’re a Russian spy, which is hot.”

    • @mav2011
      @mav2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      DJ Blaze makes sense, bro

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      I mean not wrong

    • @ChiefMaguyuk
      @ChiefMaguyuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You didn’t put a second quotation mark

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ChiefMaguyuk Syntax error.

    • @mav2011
      @mav2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ChiefMaguyuk “dOeS tHaT bOtHeR yOu?

  • @Poison69
    @Poison69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7320

    Guys and girls, IF you don’t like their friends, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get attached to them, you are who you walk with, she’s exactly like her friends. I had to learn this the hard way.

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      i needed to hear that so badly, thank you. i think i might dodged a bullet because most of his friends were pretty great but there were two people who had the most influence on him and they were toxic as hell, not to mention one of the two is a girl.

    • @gregdaweson4657
      @gregdaweson4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@astridkjellberg "one of the two is a girl." ho sheet, dis just got real.

    • @piggy6394
      @piggy6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thank you

    • @tarzaan2603
      @tarzaan2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Absolutely correct, i had to fk that up too a year ago.

    • @chiko4536
      @chiko4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Can confirm, I was always looking for reasons she was different from them but after a while it was pretty clear she was just not the person I hoped she was

  • @everettburdett1702
    @everettburdett1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    The minesweeper image he showed actually has a possible outcome that the one in the middle is safe

    • @melon9285
      @melon9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      thats what i was thinking

    • @poznyakpoznyak
      @poznyakpoznyak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      Which is awesome as a metaphor. It isn't a bomb 100%, it's just highly likely a bomb.

    • @polokan
      @polokan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's the joke

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@polokan * Wheezes *

    • @megrelikaci3380
      @megrelikaci3380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Calyx
    @Calyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    That minesweeper bit was fucking gold

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Calyx It was genious!!

    • @NamanArusia
      @NamanArusia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thought the same thing. That Minesweeper joke was excellent.

    • @Renlyn06
      @Renlyn06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't think I understand. Was it supposed to be wrong?

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He was talking about red flags, and in minesweeper, you put red flags on squares that you think are hiding a bomb.

    • @Renlyn06
      @Renlyn06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But on that screen chance that the bomb would be in the middle was quite low

  • @MinZilla
    @MinZilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13456

    If they have big ussr, china or vietnam flags on their walls, that's a few red flags

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      Good red flags

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@JoetheDilo1917 Good answer.

    • @bachpham6862
      @bachpham6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Talking mad shit for someone living so near trees.

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@bachpham6862 Uno reverse card because I'm vietnamese

    • @thanethanh6405
      @thanethanh6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@MinZilla says the guy from Hanoi
      Post was made by Saigon gang

  • @burnininhell
    @burnininhell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Started seeing a woman who, after about two weeks of seeing her, called me absolutely hysterical. I met her in a parking lot where she informed me that not only was she actually still living with her 'ex' but she is also now pregnant with his child.
    She then dumped me to give him a shot at fatherhood.
    THEN she came to me to tell me all the horrible ways he mistreated her.
    I don't talk to her anymore.

    • @ozayyh8464
      @ozayyh8464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      she sounds like a nice person to be with

    • @RuchitaMahimkar
      @RuchitaMahimkar ปีที่แล้ว +83

      What zone is even this?

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't even know what color flag this is.
      Reminds me of an ex I had a few years ago, tried running away while dumping her kid on me since I was already a father... if I could I would've tried adopting her but it was so messed up. So I ended up reporting her and left the kid to the system... no idea if I did the right thing or not

    • @ColossalNakk
      @ColossalNakk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We live in such a world man…

    • @barbiegirl2212
      @barbiegirl2212 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@tbone9474 ну чужой ребенок не твоя ответственность, я понимаю бросать ребенка в детский дом это ужасно. Но поверь такая как она сделала бы нового и тоже бы искала куда его выкинуть. Мне кажется если ты морально и финансового можешь заботиться об ещё одном ребенке, то стоит забрать, если нет, то лучше пусть ему найдут другую семью

  • @cwcpants140
    @cwcpants140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "If you find yourself attracted to girls in high school, a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them" LMAO this killed me. i work at a fast food place with a bunch of high schoolers so by this, is the joke that they're annoying and immature af?

    • @thetribe4893
      @thetribe4893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      yes

    • @Dommymangone
      @Dommymangone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I thought the joke was if you talk to them, you’d get arrested or something, but yeah that makes sense.

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Either this or you get arrested

    • @jeremyroland5602
      @jeremyroland5602 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most of my coworkers are high school girls. Yes. Yes they are. I like talking with them at work but outside of work is a nope. They love me tho and always wanna talk to me. I’m gay so high school girls are basically my spirit animal.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not obvious? Yes. That's the joke. 😅😂🎉

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18303

    My girlfriend's red flag wouldn't bother me if it didn't have a swastika on it.

    • @ramonfry9673
      @ramonfry9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2612

      Unless you're into that...

    • @LuneLuan
      @LuneLuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Bro this is too funny

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      That's just the Canadian flag with a cool design on it, so clearly it's just a quirk that's neither good nor bad

    • @jonathansibrian695
      @jonathansibrian695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      is she single?

    • @Andrew-qo4cq
      @Andrew-qo4cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Based and redpilled.

  • @michaelthomas8077
    @michaelthomas8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7455

    "When you look at someone through Rose colored glasses, all red flags just look like flags." BJH

    • @opritchard8611
      @opritchard8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      They just look a bit pinker mate, still red through those glasses. Sorry. (/Woosh)

    • @BixlsYT
      @BixlsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I’m gonna be an asshole rq. It’s BJH

    • @kimpastabowl1058
      @kimpastabowl1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      at first i read BGH as an onomatopoeia😂

    • @viceroydanil
      @viceroydanil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      this is bogack by the way... horseman

    • @muskanbakes
      @muskanbakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BoJack

  • @brecht3962
    @brecht3962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    In high school I liked a girl who was really pretty, nice to me, etc. Then I found out that often she immediately throws away the lunch her dad made her, when arriving at school. That was such a small thing but it was crucial to me.

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There must be a good reason right?

    • @diarenee9012
      @diarenee9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe there's a reason for that? Like maybe there was ants or dirt there

    • @brecht3962
      @brecht3962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nope, just picky.
      We remained friends though

    • @Carniverousgoldfish
      @Carniverousgoldfish ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sounds like she was just picky, but that wouldn't necessarily be the case. I used to do something like this when I was a teen, though I was pretty waste conscious, and was a bit disappointed in myself at the time for being so picky and wasteful. It took over fifteen years and a lot of therapy until I put one (being picked on for my packed lunches) and one (super controlling parents) together only recently and realised it was actually a lot deeper than that, and to shed my shame about it. Genuinely just assumed at the time that I didn't like cheese sandwiches. :P

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean she could just be too nice/timid to tell her father that she really hated the lunch he was making

  • @VaughanRoderick
    @VaughanRoderick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Missing some big ones:
    Has a high paying job, doesn't eat much if ever and asks you for money regularly, they're a Crackhead
    Lives in the same house as their ex, claims their just a friend, you can't come over.
    Tries to pressure you into stuff you have ethical problems with.
    Demands to have access to your phone.
    Won't leave when asked.
    Follows you literally everywhere. Work, friends, family, etc. Will wait outside until you're done.
    Blows up your phone if you don't answer immediately.
    Insists that you are cheating when you know that you're not.
    Acts in spite.
    There's more, I've dated some really fucked up people and have some great examples. I've also dated some great people in which I was the problem in the relationship. You live, you hopefully learn.

    • @MaddieFrankX
      @MaddieFrankX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Oh, wow. Dose are not red flags anymore. Those are ticking bombs.

    • @someone862
      @someone862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is like the obvious shit

    • @whiteknight9221
      @whiteknight9221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Will wait outside until you're done"
      - don't get this one, anyone who can explain? Why is this bad?

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@whiteknight9221 Ontop of following you everwhere. It's stalking/ invasion of privacy.

    • @jackismname
      @jackismname 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crack heads don’t have high paying jobs though?

  • @coreynj
    @coreynj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    "A good way to get over that is to talk to them.."
    OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO TRUE

    • @forteastro6996
      @forteastro6996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      coreynj This is why I dig mature chicks older than me. not like old/milf level but yeah.

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You haven't lived until you've received a rusty trombone from a granny.

    • @billydarley6925
      @billydarley6925 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i never heard of that till just the other day when my gay coworker made a rusty trombone joke. me and another coworker had to ask what he was talking about.

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as he isn't talking about Cleveland steamers, it's all good

    • @S1baar
      @S1baar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      explain?

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7928

    Redflags:
    "She is married, unless you're into that"
    "She is pregnant, unless you're into that"
    "She is under 18, *CHRIS HANSEN*"

    • @noahmcelravy7743
      @noahmcelravy7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      If you are into that, it is actually a felony; please don't do that. If you still really want to, just talk to one for 5 minutes.

    • @nawafj1741
      @nawafj1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Lmao he deleted my comment where I said “it’s 16 where I live” so just to clarify I’m not saying go date 16 year olds and I’m 18 myself so...

    • @gsalsam
      @gsalsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crqf2010ruler 😂

    • @Nicolas-hh5cp
      @Nicolas-hh5cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *CHRIS HANDSOME*

    • @darkorbitpro1
      @darkorbitpro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *yemen intensifies*

  • @Slow-zm5wv
    @Slow-zm5wv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    As a junior in high school, I'm thankful this video made it to me. My crush is literally 16, but now I know that's a red flag.

  • @wtfzalgo
    @wtfzalgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Casually explained: "after meeting a lot of new people..."
    Me, an introvert: "you guys are meeting people?!"

    • @courtneygrier2015
      @courtneygrier2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This.

    • @royalfool3600
      @royalfool3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You guys are people?

    • @nimakal1995
      @nimakal1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@royalfool3600 guys?

    • @royalfool3600
      @royalfool3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nimakal1995 or guyettes and non-guynaries sorry about that

    • @nimakal1995
      @nimakal1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@royalfool3600 oh no dude i was continuing your comment train or writing less and less... no harm here but thanks!!!

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    THAT MINESWEEPER JOKE WAS SO UNDERRATED.

    • @brianjc720
      @brianjc720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Kyle Li Idk man the top comment is about the minesweeper joke.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      NOT RATED ENOUGH.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mozu Zozu Do you play Minesweeper?

    • @NinkasiDelight
      @NinkasiDelight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unless all the surrounding tiles were blank, I don't think that situation can happen in minesweeper game.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Uh, this can 100% happen in a minesweeper game because like how you mentioned, all of the surroundings don't have bombs lol.

  • @Keivz
    @Keivz ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If they have no interests or hobbies in their life, then YOU will become the hobby in their life. It wears you down because you start feeling guilty enjoying yourself while they sulk, but then you start feeling resentful that they are taking you away from your other joys and ambitions. He was wise to put that one on this list.

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “People who are secretive about their past”
    I’ve got a whole ass tragic backstory that pops up out of nowhere. I’m completely fine by this point, but it’s no fun for other people to just hear so I avoid it whenever possible.

    • @rooness2184
      @rooness2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trauma gang? If so, same hat :D

    • @ray_marbella
      @ray_marbella ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a date before who kept pestering me to tell me about my past. I was dumb, i was young and i made mistakes. Im not proud of it but i learned from it. It feels unfair to tell something the other person will hold you into and use it to their advantage. Whats important is of who i am right now. My past will always be a part of me but it should not overshadow of what im trying to be.

    • @kiamckenz
      @kiamckenz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      only reason i keep my past to myself now is because ive had smaller things used against me by people i thought i could trust so no chance i could trust anyone with the big stuff, but if someone asks me something and i decide to answer, i wont lie about it

    • @Draconicdisciple
      @Draconicdisciple ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, the past can be personal... Why do they have to be coerced into trusting you right when you want to know the information? Give them time and don't be surprised if they need more of it.

  • @archieenry1601
    @archieenry1601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    >Has no hobbies so will try to insert themselves into your life and this will weigh you down
    I came here for lighthearted comedy not a personal attack

    • @somedude8346
      @somedude8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Bruh every gender does this just focus on building a healthy relationship with yourself since your stuck with that forever and if you find someone who is doing so to and you both(unless polygamous) function better improving yourselves together go for it. Obviusly this isnt perfect advice but this might be helpful

    • @Ben28287
      @Ben28287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Archie 'Enry are you a girl?

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You probably should feel attacked if you're taking advantage of other people to add meaning to your own life.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jamesmccomb9525 I interpreted that segment as more of if they don't have anything they like doing but want to date you they might become overbearing.

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God you sound insufferable

  • @Danilaschannel
    @Danilaschannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:26 Genuinely expected him to say "unless you're into that"

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:56 thats actually advice i gave to a friend(s). i told them: "if you cant make her laugh dont bother. and i mean laugh-laugh. not a chuckle, not an awkward giggle, she actually thought what you said was funny and enjoyed your wit.". i make sure they understand its not a dead cut off but it is an indicator if they have an interest in you

    • @williamle1884
      @williamle1884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Safwaan when there is more than one friend, probably

    • @williamle1884
      @williamle1884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Safwaan well it depends if there is more than one friend or not whether i can tell if theres more than one friend or not

  • @music.sudarshan
    @music.sudarshan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "It's actually just you." Thank you, I needed that.

  • @emmabaker_10
    @emmabaker_10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8420

    "They have the same last name as you. That's a bad sign.. in most places" lmaooooo

    • @LtKamarov
      @LtKamarov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Alabama my dude.

    • @tidebleach4835
      @tidebleach4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *COUGH COUGH*
      Whales
      *COUGH COUGH*

    • @leontrotsky5747
      @leontrotsky5747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Habsburgs

    • @musa0985
      @musa0985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      in south asia its consider a plus point

    • @JLPicard1648
      @JLPicard1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roosevelts...

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3093

    "People tend to be friends with people similar to them..."
    Ah, that explains why I have no friends

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I'm evidently also utterly unique! We seem to have something in common, actually.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@vitriolicAmaranth indeed? Care to elaborate?

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@thebestcentaur yeah the fact we have no friends

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah, I see

    • @drakoxd29
      @drakoxd29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The thing is... you are not, you are just edgy and that is a fact, get over it and if you want friends go make them

  • @thrakerzad5874
    @thrakerzad5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    If she invites you to her home and there is a Chinese flag on the wall. That’s a big red flag.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haaaaaaah!

    • @joecorrigan8535
      @joecorrigan8535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @lilaclita1906
      @lilaclita1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If she's been in Chinese army (and so did the parades), she's used to seeing a lot of red flags. So you being a huge red flag won't bother her

    • @user-cw3wm9lx7w
      @user-cw3wm9lx7w 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iwatchwithnoads7480 she’s a communist, red flag literally.

  • @shruikan1605
    @shruikan1605 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There is not enough appreciation for the setup for the Canadian joke that was phenomenal

  • @Jessesdead
    @Jessesdead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6317

    I'm Canadian and i'm offended that you assume I don't lick the yogurt off the lid.

    • @randylianabella4861
      @randylianabella4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      SADE You're no Canadian. Canadian's always apologize even if they were the one offended. Sorry.

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      your flag is still red and white though

    • @shumymai
      @shumymai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I'm Canadian but I also don't lick the yogurt off the lid. Sorry.

    • @DavidUtau
      @DavidUtau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Canada isn't real

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4884

    as a man with a youtube channel, casually explained really hits the nail on the head with my life

    • @chaoticchris8924
      @chaoticchris8924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My boy you are everywhere these days.

    • @G_U_STHEBESTE
      @G_U_STHEBESTE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyranek fancy seeing you here

    • @SpinalSnowCat
      @SpinalSnowCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hello there

    • @coldnipples2145
      @coldnipples2145 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn that's pretty..wooo, I don't know what to...., GOOD LUCK!!!

    • @x-raydjen338
      @x-raydjen338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And u hit a nail with this comment

  • @TalmageHowe
    @TalmageHowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Casually Explained: oohhh Canadian
    Me: sad Peruvian noises🇵🇪

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😭🪶

    • @Klimbo93
      @Klimbo93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats Austria bro
      What's a Peruvian?

    • @belemusic
      @belemusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Klimbo93 it is austria if you turn your head 90°

    • @capitaopacoca8454
      @capitaopacoca8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Klimbo93 That's not Austria you blind piece of mush

    • @dropd1695
      @dropd1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🇵🇪found it

  • @lestaziarogue4386
    @lestaziarogue4386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the minesweeper image when he was talking about someone surrounding themselves with unsavory individuals literally made me spit my water out laughing. Thank you

  • @jonahswain
    @jonahswain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    Using internet explorer is not a red and white flag, or even a red flag... It is a complete instant deal breaker.

    • @YouTuber-2077
      @YouTuber-2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey, I use internet explorer. What's wrong about that?

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because that means youR e dumpask

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what about microsoft edge?

    • @lycoris7890
      @lycoris7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jimmym3352 even worse

    • @ehjwbehyshwbhe9229
      @ehjwbehyshwbhe9229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TH-camr-2077 It means that you have failed at life and no one cares that your alive.

  • @dm2060
    @dm2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    I don't think people here are appreciating the minesweeper joke enough

    • @YOSH931
      @YOSH931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Plup fans rise up.

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bharat Bharat true XD

    • @robinwilliams9970
      @robinwilliams9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I laughed at the mine sweeper

    • @richraichu1370
      @richraichu1370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp

    • @dm2060
      @dm2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@richraichu1370 3:55

  • @jackhammer40k_
    @jackhammer40k_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    S tier red flag: They put the milk in the bowl before the cereal

    • @Mizzurani
      @Mizzurani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      wtf... monster likes this exist?

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How does it feel to overestimate the milk to cereal ratio you cerealtard

    • @jackhammer40k_
      @jackhammer40k_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hk-ex4gw That's just it dude.... THEY DON'T CARE!!! 😱

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I for one put the bowl on the table first

    • @niladrimallik3172
      @niladrimallik3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait, isn't that normal?
      We always pour the milk first, and then whatever we wanna add.

  • @hasanalmonem5713
    @hasanalmonem5713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "if you like high school girls just talk to them" LMAO

  • @Citiesinmotionplayer
    @Citiesinmotionplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    I like how the ship is the "Unsinkable 2" meaning there was another one that probably sunk

    • @user-ec8cg1nx8x
      @user-ec8cg1nx8x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      did you miss the titanic
      did you miss the whole thing
      a whole bunch of people died

    • @ygypt
      @ygypt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM lol he outta the fuckin loop

    • @logansmith9317
      @logansmith9317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reeeeeeeee

    • @madydaby
      @madydaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Woooooosh

    • @officerchad1213
      @officerchad1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There WAS a ship called the Invincible, yeah it blew up spectacularly

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4482

    Where the fuck have you been??

  • @fourleafclover2064
    @fourleafclover2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    One of my most important vetting question is "do you think there's anything that people shouldn't joke about?" You can tell a lot about someone by who or what they make fun of. Jokes can reflect how you really feel about respecting people

    • @Mrcreeperdead
      @Mrcreeperdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      everyone and everything should be made fun of.

    • @laurentp89
      @laurentp89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Depends on if the joke is good... Joking about something is not the same as being disrespectful

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like dark humor myself so I’m ok with most jokes. (Just not ones that instigate child abuse. I’ve been learning that that topic makes me heated)
      However Stereotyped jokes on race gender, sexuality and mental illness such as depression aren’t things I think should not be casually joked about often unless you’re in a group deleting where you know those jokes are ok
      And I do believe that people should understand and be apologetic if jokes about heavy topics offends someone because there’s a reason why they’re offensive jokes and just because you like it doesn’t mean everyone has to. After all you do not know what happened in their life.
      Jokes like that could remind them of an awful experience or just jokes about their oppression is simply offensive.

    • @jamesconn
      @jamesconn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love dark humor, as long as it doesn't talk about children.

    • @Dibbo_
      @Dibbo_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 see the thing is, everyone has their own interpretation of comedy. For me anything can be joked about however I do know that I shouldn’t joke about certain things to certain people because they may get upset about it.

  • @Superb17C
    @Superb17C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:56 The center cell is not necessarily a mine! Put a flag on the 2nd cell in the top row, then travel around the edge adding a flag every 4th cell, and you have an alternate solution.

  • @NoSkates
    @NoSkates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    If someone finds me attractive, that's a major red flag.

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      NoSkates "hey imma copy the top comment with almost 3k likes"

    • @LemonChieff
      @LemonChieff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You so hot

    • @diamonds_realm
      @diamonds_realm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NoSkates if someone does it means they cleary are very wrong in the head

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@awesomeguy9573 I don't think anyone should have time to read the entire comment section. Even if he did who cares also I didn't see the comment, probably sank due to yts algorithm.

    • @generalshaagi4832
      @generalshaagi4832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRO, THATS WHAT IM SAYING

  • @EnderKhaos
    @EnderKhaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    that minesweeper part was genius!

    • @Archimans
      @Archimans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      AnotherPleb that's why it's especially genius. the whole video ends on the person looking for red flags possible misinterpreting them...

    • @C12H
      @C12H 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, it has to be the middle one, or else when the "1" was clicked that would appear as a "2" as well - it clears gaps sorta like, rivers, with the warning boxes being the sand, and the unknown boxes being grass.

    • @tirs0d
      @tirs0d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was so genius

    • @MysteryJ0ker
      @MysteryJ0ker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's only one place to put the red flag at that point in the game. You're making excuses. You're the red flag. Sorry.

    • @Cuzynot132
      @Cuzynot132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AnotherPleb Ik this is late but the middle has to be the bomb, this is due to if it isn't, it should have automatically been shown as a blank, which means no bomb in all 8 directions, and in no version of minesweeper I've seen people open a 0 before.

  • @dwarf9938
    @dwarf9938 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Pro tip, a guy/girl constantly complaining about their ex and shittalking them all the time, almost always means THEY are the ones that caused the break up, or were toxic in the relationship. Took me years to learn how to filter the "yea my last boyfriend was sooo bad" as such.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation ปีที่แล้ว

      It's already obvious from the fact that there is more than 1 "o" in "so", that's always a big clue.

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not that easy. There's not one in a relationship but too. So if a relationship is toxic both people act toxic in a way. And if it's just to themselves.

  • @noelthornqvist6309
    @noelthornqvist6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ”If you do find yourself being attracted into girls that are still in high school, great way to get over that is to talk to one of them”
    Is he talking from experience?

  • @dsd_savage5570
    @dsd_savage5570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    That Russian accent was fiirree!

    • @error98123
      @error98123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tornado... TORNADO92!!!!

    • @shouldigetit
      @shouldigetit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ho yeah Comrade, vvvery good inded

    • @ToxicRize
      @ToxicRize 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DsD_Savage 666th like

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must kill Moose and Squirrel. Get that?!

    • @Redtecho
      @Redtecho 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rrruskeeyee

  • @gh0std3lta84
    @gh0std3lta84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    Bet he low key gets all the girls.

    • @Moerfks21
      @Moerfks21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      GH0STD3LTA bet he low key is a girl

    • @TheEpicpwnr100
      @TheEpicpwnr100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Moerf to get the girls, you must become one of the girls.

    • @Spaccaspecchi
      @Spaccaspecchi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Plot twist: he's the brown-haired girl in all the videos.

    • @tomasznowopolski5352
      @tomasznowopolski5352 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheKillerManfred I hope not I mean friggin Internet Explorer?

    • @naantjez
      @naantjez 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy shit

  • @Plaques9765
    @Plaques9765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ykno it’s funny, I have been thru my string of relationship/situationships and never found much success. I ran into a lot of disastrous people and problematic things but in a lot of instances I never stopped to reflect and wonder if it was me and my behaviors that was adding some fuel to the fire. Last summer I had fallen for someone who fell for me but it ended by the end of the summer due to a whole slew of things. And it emotionally damaged me for a time, which was partially due to her being a toxic person overall, but I never accounted for my smoking habits or my overly emotional investment or how sad I would get when drinking alcohol. After going thru my bit of bad depression I sobered up and met someone else by chance and now we’ve been dating in quite a healthy relationship. Pretty cool when shit goes that way yknow?

  • @CrestfallenChameleon
    @CrestfallenChameleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The “Best Son - 2nd” ribbon on the wall was hilarious! Graphics are so subtle but clever

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5065

    They have the same last name as you
    *CONFUSED VIETNAMESE NGUYEN NOISES*

  • @hbrandon947
    @hbrandon947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    I swear I thought he was going to say "They're under 18... Unless you're into that"

    • @pirloorioparty8278
      @pirloorioparty8278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brandon H. Yep ... me2 but that what he said was so funny

    • @zentropoetic
      @zentropoetic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Brandon H. I think that was the joke

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Age of consent varies a ton in each country, most common age of consent is 15-16,
      even in the US there are more states that have 16-17 as age of consent than 18
      Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent

    • @reneepineda-caron7080
      @reneepineda-caron7080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christoffer Jonsson Yeah. Wikipedia.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In this wikipedia page they have a few references that they have taken the information from
      Such as
      . Archived (PDF) from the original on 3 March 2012. Retrieved 11 February 2010.
      United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. "Refworld | 2003 Findings on the Worst Forms of Child Labor - Antigua and Barbuda". UNHCR. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Anguilla Laws". Anguilla Laws. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "Wetboek van Aruba" (in Dutch). Government of Aruba. Retrieved 25 April 2011.
      Art. 16 Archived 11 October 2007 at the Wayback Machine.
      "The Government of The Bahamas - Home". Laws.Bahamas.gov.bs. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Microsoft Word - Barbados template start.doc" (PDF). Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "CAP 101 CRIMINAL CODE ACT" (PDF). Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Criminal Code (Amendment) (No. 2) Bill, 2013" (PDF). Retrieved 20 August 2016.
      "Caribbean GBV Law Portal: Country Resources: British Virgin Islands - UN Women - Multi-Country Office - Caribbean". Field Office Caribbean.
      "Canada's age of consent raised by 2 years". CBC News. 1 May 2008.
      SACC Website Team. "Sexual Assault Care Centre: Since You Asked: The Law - SACC provides emergency nurse, medical care, information thoughts feelings collect physical evidence help legal". Sacc.to. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Criminal Code (R.S., 1985, c. C-46), Section 159, Subsection (1)". Department of Justice Canada. 21 May 2010.
      "''R v CM'', 1995 CanLII 8924 (ON C.A.)". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "''R c Roy'', 1998 CanLII 12775 (QC C.A.)". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "''R v Roth'', 2002 ABQB 145". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      Weber, Terry (22 June 2006). "Tories move to raise age of consent". Globe and Mail.
      Social Laws of Canada and Ontario summarised for the use of Children's Aid Societies and Social Workers, 1914
      b "Canada's legal age of consent to sexual activity (PRB 99-3E)". Dsp-psd.tpsgc.gc.ca. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Archived copy" (PDF). Archived (PDF) from the original on 23 March 2012. Retrieved 2011-04-24.
      "Wetboek van Strafrecht bes". Government of the Netherlands. 15 December 2010. Retrieved 24 April 2011.
      Jump up ^ .www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ip.html Archived 21 November 2016 at the Wayback Machine.
      "Official Gazette of the Republic of Cuba". gacetaoficial.cu. March 1999. Retrieved 23 March 2016.
      "Wetboek van de Nederlandse Antillen" (in Dutch). Government of the Netherlands. Retrieved 24 April 2011.
      "Internet / Home - INTERPOL" (PDF). interpol.int.
      "2009 Human Rights Report: Dominican Republic". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      El Salvador Penal Code at the Wayback Machine (archived 11 January 2012)
      ^ "Microsoft Word - El Salvador.doc" (PDF). Retrieved 10 December 2015.
      "CIA - The World Factbook". Cia.gov. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "Country Reports on Human Rights Practices". U.S. Department of State.
      "2009 Human Rights Reports: Guatemala". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "2009 Human Rights Report: Haiti". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      ""Archived copy" (PDF).
      Read them if you don't trust me, there are many more references as well, just look at the end of the wikipedia page
      A more specific page would be ;en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

  • @divy2972
    @divy2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:57 😭😭😭

    • @voltflake
      @voltflake ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best moment of the video

  • @galvatron3214
    @galvatron3214 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I know this one isnt a red flag that exists in relationships, but here's a definite red flag when it comes to friendships. When you have a friend that bad mouths all his other friends to you when their not around, especially when he does it often............ I guarantee you he bad mouths you aswell behind your back when your not around!!!!!. Think about it, why would you be this amazing exception compared to his other friends, that he would grant you and only you, a free pass???.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because you don’t understand how fucking special I am.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation ปีที่แล้ว

      Those kind of persons still aren't great to be around but sometimes you're just that fucking special, and it actually isn't that uncommon.

  • @jackleague3086
    @jackleague3086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Internet Explorer is not a "small" quirk

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack League if theyre too dumb to just give in and at least get chrome, it's a definite dealbreaker.

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marcus Munitions
      But internet explorer doesent exist anymore. It's called Microsoft "edge" now, so they wouldn't have to change the logo.

  • @josephchaffer8035
    @josephchaffer8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5338

    "They have the same name as you... that's a bad sign. In some places."
    ALABAMA

    • @MarcoFire820g
      @MarcoFire820g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Any isolated rural village really

    • @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows
      @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What about every [insert first name] Johnson, Brown, Smith, Williams, Jones... etc?

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      in Vietnam/China...not that big a deal, they're all called Nguyen/Chen.

    • @mostazezo
      @mostazezo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows I feel targeted

    • @josefcech
      @josefcech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarcoFire820g ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.

  • @Elderrion
    @Elderrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing how they treat waiting staff is a good standard for checking for red flags

  • @owenlewis6214
    @owenlewis6214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great ending. He uses comedy so much and so well that when he delivers a message completely serious it hits that much harder

  • @DragonActual
    @DragonActual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    "uses internet explorer"
    teachers *cough cough*

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why would you date your teacher lmao

    • @FOPO313
      @FOPO313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@seanfields2576 sometimes your grades need a little boost

    • @Bsbds91826
      @Bsbds91826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dragon Actual i use fire fox

  • @50ULL355
    @50ULL355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4673

    The girl i was into laughed at everything i said.
    She thought I was a joke

  • @oreagamerkat9228
    @oreagamerkat9228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how this is humorous but still has genuinely good information

  • @bugjuice_
    @bugjuice_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Everyone has their imperfections, and everyone is insecure. There is no perfect person. the best way to get over your partner’s flaws is to understand their flaws, and love them for it. even if some aspects of their personality or appearance aren’t quite appealing to you, youre there to love them for who they are, and by getting past the minor details, can you bring out the beauty of the big picture. Aimless strokes on a canvas are quite ugly on their own, but when combining them to create a painting you find mistakes and imperfections are what make it so gorgeous. :)

  • @_jackmodz
    @_jackmodz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    if you don't make a video in the next month, we aren't friends

    • @kevinc4123
      @kevinc4123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      of course i won't say that im just thinking that

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    A Red Flag is a signal that marshals display on a racetrack indicating that the session is suspended or stopped due to imminent danger to competitors or spectators, or due to bad weather.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Finally I found someone else in the comments who was thinking of that kind of red flag.
      Tbh that’s a bit of a red flag tho, why was that your initial thought process. What are you hiding?

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking more of the communism side...

    • @afriendlyhermit1080
      @afriendlyhermit1080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Red Flag also means "No Quarter", meaning no one will be spared [unless they surrender unconditionally in certain situations.]

  • @SUICIDALSCARFACE
    @SUICIDALSCARFACE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33 I love how he said that and the music slightly got louder☠️☠️☠️

  • @aohall
    @aohall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    great vid.. sarcastic and then serious at the end man love it

  • @Sofewfriends
    @Sofewfriends 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    That advice about who they surround themselves with is actually pretty good. Casually Learnt something!

    • @izzoArtistry
      @izzoArtistry 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      1560 N. BlackstoneThe Best Of Gaming

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "If you do find yourself attracted to girls who are in high school, great way to get over that is to talk to one of them."
    Truer words have never been spoken. You nailed that so hard that whenever someone warns me about falling for one of my students when I become a high school teacher, I'm just straight up gonna tell them this.

    • @_zoehhhhh
      @_zoehhhhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      wut

    • @JUICESxFLOWIN
      @JUICESxFLOWIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bruh you should never be “falling” for high schoolers in the first place yikes….

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@JUICESxFLOWIN Exactly. My friends used to jokingly tease me to "be careful" before I became a teacher. It's all good though.

    • @anoukfleur2513
      @anoukfleur2513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s a relief to read really. I would like to teach at a high school too but was worried about that, however, even people my age turn me off when they lack life experience or intelligence. Should be hard to get around that barrier for someone below 18...

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@anoukfleur2513 In that case you'll be just fine.

  • @madhavarora6528
    @madhavarora6528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:34 Bro, literallly slipped my coffeee😂😂

  • @alexward8139
    @alexward8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    By making your videos few and far between, as well as quality, I will always watch them.

  • @hypnovike
    @hypnovike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4023

    Glad I was able to make an appearance!

  • @farasapt6579
    @farasapt6579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    does having a relationship with your siblings is consider to be a red flag?

    • @-se
      @-se 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      "Unless you're into that"

    • @GhastlyDerp
      @GhastlyDerp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Incest is a felony. Not that the law could ever stop you.

    • @farasapt6579
      @farasapt6579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GhastlyDerp hell yeah boiiii

    • @DruidEnjoyer
      @DruidEnjoyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Can't have outsiders get access to our superior genes.
      Gotta keep them in the family, like a family heirloom.

    • @venkteshprasadmayarao7265
      @venkteshprasadmayarao7265 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GhastlyDerp is it really?

  • @Shagadelicjon
    @Shagadelicjon ปีที่แล้ว

    I missed you bro, welcome back !!

  • @rivercrow5151
    @rivercrow5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Also if someone doesn't want to talk about their past it might be traumatic

  • @ThisIsTeeKay
    @ThisIsTeeKay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Canadians don't let Canadians use Internet Explorer

    • @kokeru
      @kokeru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Canadians are very sorry on behalf of the Canadians who do use Internet Explorer

    • @gabumonboys
      @gabumonboys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThisIsTeeKay They politely and casually murder internet explorer users.

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    What if I don't want to talk about my past because my past is just me playing World of Warcraft and watching anime all day whilst somehow managing to not starve to death?
    Just, y'know, hypothetically.

    • @KhenWolf
      @KhenWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bleeters I would accept that past.

    • @juliuslinus
      @juliuslinus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fucking weeaboo.

    • @altalena9139
      @altalena9139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Otaku*

    • @fireaza
      @fireaza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Am I the only one around here who gives a fuck about the correct use of weeaboo?

    • @johnbd9765
      @johnbd9765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Start doing things you want to talk about or it will be your future too.

  • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
    @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We sing happy birthday because the free desert is never free" this joke was too good to just be in the background

  • @TheParatrooper1980
    @TheParatrooper1980 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very therapeutic! Thank you!!!

  • @gamerguy012334
    @gamerguy012334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5783

    Who else thought he was gonna say "unless you're into that" after saying if their under 18 😂

    • @zaesrvnge9584
      @zaesrvnge9584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bankroll me

    • @zaesrvnge9584
      @zaesrvnge9584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Bankroll I started dying after he didn't say it and that guy popped up

    • @TheKnifingZombie
      @TheKnifingZombie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      I feel like him not saying that but pausing instead was the joke there

    • @HighComissioner
      @HighComissioner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Europe has countries not states, plus 16 is the usual age of consent.

    • @TheSmileyFacedPizza
      @TheSmileyFacedPizza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Europe indeed has states, which we in America call countries because we changed the meaning of state when our first plan to make a confederation of states didn't work out so well.

  • @photograleah
    @photograleah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    I've never clicked a notification so fast

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Being secretive about your past isn't a bad thing, especially early on in a friendship/other social relationship. People have traumas, regrets, etc. that they don't like talking about too much. That's perfectly understandable.

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe early on. But at the same time I wouldn't be too keen on trusting someone who insists on being secretive. I mean even if you don't want to actually tell someone a particular thing about your past, at least be semi-open and tell them 'That brings up a lot of trauma and/or regret so I'm not comfortable sharing that with you just yet.' That way it doesn't make it seem like you're being unnecessarily secretive, plus it shows that you're not afraid of communicating.

  • @thejesusaurus6573
    @thejesusaurus6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so difficult to tell where the sarcasm ends and the advice begins.

  • @diegomegi7369
    @diegomegi7369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    “They have the same last name as you...thats a bad sign...”

    • @ash-gl7hd
      @ash-gl7hd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Diego Megi "in most places"

    • @Pillmates
      @Pillmates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's good to relate to your date its bad to be related to your date

    • @kokopelli5357
      @kokopelli5357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roll tide

    • @hash6073
      @hash6073 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      see in my culture this happens which is why "in most places" is there but oh god lmao

    • @theshinyvaporeonfan2146
      @theshinyvaporeonfan2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kokopelli you have aids

  • @menohaveaname
    @menohaveaname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    I thought we were gonna explain the history of the term red flag and how the navy used it for signaling...

    • @nonenope886
      @nonenope886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      haha same

    • @alvaroramirez9819
      @alvaroramirez9819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      came here for flags got relationship advice, not cool

    • @skybax235574405
      @skybax235574405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Legit best comment in the comment section 2017.

    • @jackrico3930
      @jackrico3930 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it meant no quarters

    • @treyfreeman5992
      @treyfreeman5992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interestingly enough, he used a submarine and glacier as an illustration.

  • @Yoda2000ful
    @Yoda2000ful 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its like the ultimate way of saying to share this video! Goood Job!

  • @Warden-NiNJeN
    @Warden-NiNJeN ปีที่แล้ว

    3:56 That minesweeper example is genius

  • @rmrz9546
    @rmrz9546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "Oh yes casually explained tell me again about how many subscribers you have"
    how is that for foreplay

    • @LemonChieff
      @LemonChieff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hawt.

    • @stovinbaldwin7558
      @stovinbaldwin7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      more like
      4 play
      'cause that's how many subs he had

    • @Lando007_
      @Lando007_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Turned me on

  • @TheKrusader2112
    @TheKrusader2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    dang that minesweeper one was good

    • @zenox404
      @zenox404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except that it's not correct

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zenox404 was a joke my dude

    • @donaldfabris3489
      @donaldfabris3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean “its not correct”?

    • @zenox404
      @zenox404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donaldfabris3489 It's not guaranteed that a bomb is in the middle

    • @sleepydrewgre
      @sleepydrewgre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually impossible that there is a bomb in the middle

  • @erin2150
    @erin2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found your channel, and its the perfect casual humor that makes me laugh. Thanks :)

  • @viksinha5410
    @viksinha5410 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 The minesweeper part is the best

  • @BuzzSahas
    @BuzzSahas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Alabama : She can't friendzone you if she is your cousin.

    • @felipeboero2532
      @felipeboero2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      she can familyzone you

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Familyzone suuuuucks brother

    • @gregorysantana72
      @gregorysantana72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@smokey3504 literally

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gregorysantana72 Glad someone caught that ;)

    • @gregorysantana72
      @gregorysantana72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smokey3504 🤣

  • @thomasseillers3905
    @thomasseillers3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:31 "Unsinkable II" on the ship. I friggin love all these small details sprinkled in almost every frame

  • @user-oc2ns2vi8c
    @user-oc2ns2vi8c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not a lot of channels make a grown man crack up. Comedic timing and delivery is perfect

  • @ConMan1504
    @ConMan1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does he manage to be so calm yet so funny

  • @ColinPower1
    @ColinPower1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "It really seems that pretty much everyone I meet has something wrong with them. They don't get me, they always have problems that they don't think are problems, like, I can't connect with them at all, and why can't I find someone who's not such a disaster."
    "This is the maximum-tier red flag. It's actually just you."
    Why you have to do me like this, man.

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just started cackling maniacally, not sure what that was all about
      Probably not a red flag

    • @JM-nt5fm
      @JM-nt5fm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alternatively, maybe just an idea: go socialize somewhere else. Maybe the place you find yourself is full of terrible people...as a thought experiment that does just mean you are choosing to be in a problematic place so yes the problem is you. Thankfully that problem is solvable.

    • @EliasMheart
      @EliasMheart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JM-nt5fm unless you live in a small-ish town/village, there should be people around somewhere, that you can connect with. If you live in a city of 200.000+ and you end up with the "I guess people here just suck", that would seem unlikely. Not impossible, mind you. But wanted to add that to your statement.
      Maybe you need to change countries, not cities, if you still end up with "no, it's everyone else".