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KISS, MARRY, CRUCIO! (Harry Potter Kiss/Marry/Kill) ft. Tessa Netting
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I love how Tessa is like "I'll protect harry"
Five minutes earlier
Tessa: I'll crucio Harry, he seems like he could handle it
Lol
Lol
Xd
I mean he could😂
💀
Where is Draco!?!? *his father will hear about this!*
Hermione Granger hey Hermione hows it going
Lol
Sarcasm?
Hermione Granger it’s drAco not dracO
XD
Umbridge : Cedric diggory’s death was a tragedy
Harry: like ur birth ?
😂 funny 😍🐾
Oh god!😂😂😂Awesome!
He would sanely say this to her
OOOOOOH 500000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
I saw this on pintrest
Tessa: uh...I’ll Mary Vernon...
Brizzy: buuut...umbridge got the CATS!
Me: *slow clap*
My heart clench a bit when Tessa crucio Newt
MA HEART
CANT TAKE IT
HES TOO PURE
He's just a little cinnamon roll
Galixx Shadow same
All three Were tho
Galixx Shadow I know right! Like he was already put through enough with the flare and stuff......I'll leave now lol.😋
omg i totes dito that!
something tells me your not the real wengie
Marry Umbrige.
Then divorce her.
Then move outta the country
LPSJūpiter ._. Yass
And take the cats
@@mackenziehardy6256 i mean why else would you marry Umbridge no way its for her personality
and take the cats
Then move out of the planet
I love how their just like crucio Ginny since she is hard core😂
It was Book Ginny @Uni Power
I would crucio ginny I dont really like her not gonna lie mione is better
Hey I love Ginny!She is my favourite!I will be her BEST BEST BEST friend also Luna!
@Wolfie‘s Art Studio i ship drarry not hinny(harry x ginny)
But drarry IT SENDS ME
@@madilyn_xlove7697 yeaaa
Dobby is free
On no *HE IS MARRIED*
Lol
THE BADASS ELF WHO SWINGS ON CHANDELIERS
Thought I’d end up with Ron
But he wasn’t a match
Wrote some songs about Harry
Now I listen and laugh
And I almost got married
But for Neville I’m thankful
Wish I could say thank you to Draco
Because he was an angel.
THANK YOU,NEXT 🤪
update: thank you for all the like wow ! 6/7/20
i love you
thanks :)
Alli Nicole Noice
Alli Nicole thank you to DRACO?
imagine a world with no harry . ii ma gine a world like that .😭
I died when you said “Hagrid, hagrid, or hagrid
"You don't want to Crucio someone who's sad AND a drunk."
-Tessa, 2018
Yeah
Tessa: I think ill crucio newt
Me: *pulls gun* What
Same but with my bow and arrow
Omg I was so offended 🤣🤣 although I know she loves him so I’m not completely upset 😂
Me too I wanna see pricket
My friend: Newt's ugly
Me: Avada Kedavra!!
Both: *Marry Cedric.*
Me: *_But.. He’s dead.._*
DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS
Lol
NotSnow_ii he ded
@Hufflepuff sorry that they spoiled it :/
NotSnow_ii I KNOW ITS SO SAD 😭
Cricio Umbridge, Marry Vernon, Kiss The Basilisk!
If you think about it, it's not the basilisk's fault *at all* that it was commanded by Tom Riddle's memory!
Not that the basilsk being evil is about the basilisk being a SNAKE
Olivia Mauracia I WOULD MARRY DAT SNEK ANYDAY..! kiss...veron...i guess...
*CRUCIO UMBRIDGE*
Yes
I love snakes
And I agree
Plot twist:
Joe is secretly Tom Riddle: both are Slytherin and Tessa wants to/ is marry/ing him.
No, Joe is Snape. That's just common knowledge.
And when basilisk was mentioned I screamed as loud as I could I HAVE A SNAKE SO I LOVE YOUOOOOOO
Is it weird that I would marry the basilisk
Same, STARTING A BASILISK FANDOM OVER HERE!
Y'all are dead the moment you look into its eyes
I love when Tessa said “OMG I WANNA MARRY LOCKHART!!!!” and “Ooo we gotta Weasley!”
Me too
Crucio umbridge, kiss vernon, marry Basalisk. Definitely.
Same here!
Maybe Bob the basilisk is misunderstood.
NO! The Basilisk is MINE!
Yes
Same here 🐍
Umbridge: Mr. Diggory’s death was tragedy
Harry: Like your birth?
He said this,sadly it wasn’t shown in the movies and books
@@Idk-om5bj HAHAHA
@@Idk-om5bj Long time no see, Draco.
@Idk WHY THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!!
I'm playing based off of the thumbnail
Kiss: Voldemort 😖
Marry: Bellatrix 😢
Crucio: Umbridge (duh)
Although tbh marrying Bellatrix might not be so bad, but it still probably will be
I marry umbridge, divorce umbridge, take the cats and move out of the country.
@@jemma2441 lol
jemma lol
I would Crucio Bellatrix(She killed Tonks, Sirius, and Dobby), Kiss Umbridge, and Marry Voldemort.
"I have to marry Newt. I HAVE to."
"Everyone has to..."
If that ain't ME
I haven't watched fantastic beasts yet
*DOBBY IS FREE!! Wait.. free is the opposite of free on opposite day.. what happens to dobby on opposite day?*
**Chuck's dobby at Lucius Malfoy for opposite day** - After apposite day - Dobby: Sir, it's not Opposite day, May Dobby go free?
But its opposite day
He'd *still be DEAD*
Hahaha
I don't get opposite day bc you say it's opposite day but it's opposite day so when you say that it's not opposite day therefore it's not opposite day but you're insinuating that it is opposite day.
Shane Dawson is quaking
No one:
Bellatrix: *CRUCIO ME DADDYY~*
Im sorry Lmao
Lol
when I said
*CRUCIO ME DADDY*
I don't know why I said that in myrtles voice
Where are my gryfindors at??❤️💛❤️💛
Here
Here
Here
right here
Here
When Tessa said she’d crucio newt, I literally got up, screamed, and kicked the wall😂😂😂
Same tho!!!!! like WHY?!?!?!?!?
😱😫🤔😮😑
Surprised to see you here leta..
Crucio Queenie because she can read your mind and know that you don't want to do this and she'll forgive you or find a way out of this weird situation that causes you to have to Crucio someone.
sanity's quota NOOOOO QUEENIE IS MY FAVORITE!!
That's just what i thought
Unless your British like me, and she can't understand anything because of the freakin accent
Thats what I thought!
but it do want to do it...
Voldemort in a kissing world...KISS THE SPARE
In An Alternate Universe Where Harry Is The Dark Lord.
Ron: Crusio
Hermione: No. You're saying it wrong. It's cruCio.
Ron: For the love of Lord Harry, will you stop it?
Me: AVADA KEDAVRA UMBRIDGE
H*ll yeah
Awesome Cupcake same sis
yyyyeeeeeeeesssss
Heck yeah
YESSSS AVEDA KEDAVRA UMBRIDGE
Marry:Lupin♥️I LOVE him
Kiss :Sirius
Crucio:James
Same
Marry:Sirius
Kiss:Lupin
Crucio: James
Lupin marrys Sirius, Sirius kisses Mooney and thats a crucio to James
Why doesn’t anyone like James?!
Sens Girl Hockey bc he is a lil peices of trashXD
And when Sirius was mentioned I was like MMMAAARRRY I LOVE YOU
I'd marry Cedric because then I could say that it's a better love story than Twilight XD
Where are my ravenclaws at💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤
Here
Hereeee
Ayyy! 💙💙💙
tori ayala
Wassup
Heyo!!!
"It's Cru-SHEo not CruCIo." Dead. xD
Someone should make an alternate universe where Hermione is evil. Someone needs to do that.
once in a brazilian fanfiction website (i'm brazilian) i read a fanfiction called "Hermione Black Gaunt", and by her last names you can tell who are her parents in this one, she was also dating Draco and crucioed him when she caught him cheatinh on her with Astoria
Zanini: Air kiss
Crabe: Crucio
Goyle: Marry for a second then divorce him
*Zabini *Crabb
@@Ian199 Crabbe*
Ginny is hard core so we crusio her ginny: WHAT
Quote of 2018 “she’s got cats”
I have the feeling I'm the only Slytherin watching this😂🐍💚
When I saw this I slytherin to the video
@@bigsmallblast5307 😂😂😂
siri 👌🏻
Oh well
Nope 💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤
Where’s all my huffles? Slytherines welcome! I’ll be your huffle-buddy! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
I'm a Ravenpuff does that count?
I am here 💛🖤💛🖤💛
The second Sederic was mentioned I screamed MMMAAARRRRRYYYY
I love him 😍
Cedric* sorry a habit
I don't know what's funnier.
The video or the two awesome girls responsible for it. XD
Keep up the great work you two!
I think that in the end Crabbe was worse in the last book but I'm not sure. I think he was more Death Eater-y if that makes sense
in the book he set fire to room of requirement and draco was shook af
in the movie goyle set fire to room of requirement and draco was sad af
People who haven't read the books: who in the name of voldemort is winkie?!?!
"Is it bad I want to crucio Harry just because he's used to it"
I mean...
i would not crucio voldemort, because he would kill me for it! i also would not crucio ginny, because molly would kill me for it
Aqua Owl I would never ever crucio Ginny she is one of my favorite characters
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH
Aqua Owl True Dat
Aqua Owl lol
Trye
I CAN'T JUST KISS OR KILL MOONY OR PADFOOT OR PRONGS I WILL MARRY THEM ALL
C Butson sameee😫😫😍😍
Same XD
I would definitely crucio James cuz he hated Snape and cursed him a lot and sirius did the same only because he was his friend . But I would marry lupin (remus) cuz he is so cool.
Well u wouldnt br killing them you'd be crucio ing them
AG Ginny true but I don't want to cause them so much pain that they may die I love them all of much
no one:
voldemort: cruSIUOOOOO
1:04 Harry, Ron, Hermione
Me: Marry Hermione (she has the least amount of drama), Kiss Ron, Crucio Harry (hes used to it)
1:23 Young James, Young Snape, Young Riddle
Me: Marry Snape (James is mean in the Younger days and Snape is actually a good person, he just needs help), Kiss James, Crucio Tom
2:04 Winky, Dobby, Kreacher
Me: Marry Dobby, Kiss Winky, Crucio Kreacher
2:32 Luna, Neville, Ginny
Me: UGHHHHHH.... Marry Luna, Kiss Neville, Crucio Ginny
2:56 Vernon, Basilisk, Umbridge
Me: Marry Vernon, Kiss Umbridge, Crucio Basilisk
3:38 Fleur, Victor, Cedric
Me: Marry Cedric, Kiss Fleur, Crucio Victor
Note though: If they wanted to Kiss Fleur so bad then just Marry her xD. I just like Cedric more than her (hufflepuff life!)
4:04 Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise Zabini
Me: Marry Blaise (obviously), Kiss Goyle, Crucio Crabbe (not as hot for me)
4:52 Grindlow, The Giant Squid, Blast Ended Skrewt
Me: Marry The Giant Squid (is the only not evil one really since it saves Colins younger brother), Kiss Blast Ended Skrewt, Crucio Grindylow
5:17 Moony (Remus), Padfoot (Sirius), Prongs (James)
Me: Marry Remus, Kiss Sirius, Crucio James
5:53 Newt, Queenie, Jacob
Me: Marry Newt, Kiss Jacob, Crucio Queenie (not into Queenie that much)
7:09 Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Lockhart
Me: Marry Lockhart, Kiss Rita, Crucio Umbridge
7:33 Charlie, Bill, Percy
Me: Marry Charlie, Kiss Bill, Crucio Percy
8:25 Hagrid, Hagrid, Hagrid
Me: ....... What?
Marry Snape, kiss Tom and crucio James. Movie-Snape, that is! Sorry James, but I don’t wanna piss off lil Snape by kissing u (he needs someone to love) and I dont wanna piss off Voldie by torturing him. Maybe if we had an old fling he’d let me live in peace! Gotta be strategic
Elvira Eleli I love Snape Idk why tho..
Everyone should marry Newt Scamander♡
I feel like cuddling with Newt is the best
But Queenie...?
mynameis NO No, he's MINE!!!♡♡♡
mynameis No NO!!! HE'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! ALWAYS!!! FOREVER!!!
Meh .... boring
When they said marry the squid my mind went straight to something dirty then went straight to the comments
2:19
Tessa: oMg dOnT cRuCiO wInKy sHeS sAd aNd DrUnK
*Also her crucioing Harry: a depressed bisexual Gryffindor that can hear voices*
Slytherins where you at meet at they room of requirement
Be there in five minutes hold up,I’m at potions!
I’ll slytherin the room
YASSSS
Ok wait for me
Cubby19 Vlog’s I'm a slyithrin
Poor young snape.
;~;
He just needs sum love
I'd marry him
@@evangeliar.7600 same
ESC EVA i would have choose the same option
Snape is my favorite character... I could never crucio him he's been through too much crap already 😭💔
Are here proud pure blood slitherins? 💚🖤💚🖤🐍
*I AM HERE* 💚🐍
I don't get how almost everybody thinks Slytherins are evil.Pure blood Ravenclaw here.
brizzy and tessa: 3:11 i want to kiss umbridge
brizzy and tessa: after i want to crucio umbrige
"All the cats for MEEEEE!"
What a mood. aLSO I SEE KITTY IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE BEGINNING!!!! K I T T Y !!!!!
WHERE IS DRACO!!!!??
Maxine Hypatia Meera omg I know right I was wondering the same thing.
Draco!!!!WHERE ARE YOU
IKR????? How about this: Draco, Harry, and Seamus. Draco because he's a death eater, Harry because he's with the order of the Phoenix, and Seamus because his mom (and him for a couple months) didn't believe Harry and sided with the Ministry. I would Kiss Harry, Marry Draco, and Crucio Seamus.
Maxine Hypatia Meera I’d marry Draco
I KNOW, I WOULD MARRY HIM EVERY TIME
3:30 " The new AUNT TESSA"
Let's make that happen!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW EXACTLY WOULD WE MAKE TESSA AN AUNT?????!!!!!!!!!
not sure
Anyone else rewatch these video over and over again, even though they made them years ago, just so you can have a good laugh?
"Everyone has to"
Talking about marrying newt
I wouldn't mind marrying both newts (Fantastic Beats and Maze Runner)
I love them both too
Fantastic beats and where to find them: for wizards who love music
Same
OMG Tessa is getting married to Tom Riddle. I thought I was the only one to think that
Umbridge: Why are you talking in my class?
Harry: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
As soon as I saw that you had a podcast I immediately started listening. I’m actually listening to it as I’m typing rn lol
Lockhart s Name in danish is smørhår witch is butterhair in english
Lol
cookietheif Gachaandotherstuff lol
BUTTERHAIR
thats fitting! LMAO
Ya'll danish?
I loved this video! I can’t believe people (muggles) actually disliked this video😳😡
Angelica Palma lol
Must be the work of the infamous Hogwarts Jaguar...
Angelica Potter 87 of them! :(
I know right
2:58 Tessa's talking about there being a snake in the group and all I was thinking was: "Oh yeah Umbridge!" XDDDDD
I'll do one
Bellatrix: crucio
Lucius: kiss
Voldemort: MARRY 💕 (I actually do have a crush on him....)
I'd Crucio Umbridge, Kiss Vernon and Marry The Basilisk
Motion Yes
Same!!
Same
Lol I agree the last one
I'll be the queen of the underworld.
OMG I love your outfit!!!!!! ❤😍❤
YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!
SAME HERE I WANT IT WHERE DID SHE GET IT THO!!!!!!
I have read fantastic geeks it was awesome 🌟 🌟 🌟
I'm a big fan of you 😍😍😍
When Sirius, Lupen and James came up I got so sad because James looks a bit like my dad in the picture you put 😔😂
HOW DARE YOU CRUCIO NEWT ! 😱😱😂😂❤️
IKR I WOULD MARY HIM AS SOON AS I MEET HIM I WOULD BECOME FRIENDS AND THEN MARRY HIM LIKE I WAS SHOCKED
Rebecca Braccini YES I MEAN LIKE IDC IF HE IS STRONG,HE IS SO FREAKING HOT I WOULD TOTALLY MARRY HIM .U COULD CRUCIO JACOB THEN OBLIVIATE HIM.HE WONT EVEN KNOW HE WAS TORTURED.HE’S A MUGGLE.
How can you not marry Newt?HE’S HUSBAND MATERIAL😂😂
@@gasgasugasusam LMAO IKR
Same
This is so exciting! 😃😃😆 I remember when you first mentioned a podcast and everyone went nuts. Now it's a real thing and everyone's hyped al over again. See ya around the internets.
How did I never realize Bill and Huxley are the same actor!?!? 😱 I'm a monster!!!
Zack Attack hi
Lunala Chan 👋🏻
Zack Attack I
Zack Attack I’ve been in the same situation. Downhall Gleason is BAE 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Em's Galaxy I also didn't realize the same actress who plays Polly in Riverdale doubled as Robin in seasons 7 of Once Upon A Time.
“Crucio him back to his senses.”😂😂😂 Honestly I can’t...
You two are like my cousin and I, and we have the most fun ever. Luv you guys
Where are all the HUFFLEPUFFS at! 💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤
wHaT tHe HeLl iS a HufFlEpUfF? Starkid reference XD
Here
💛💛
Hufflepuffs are the best
Here 🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛
*Brizzy* Newt, Queenie, and Jacob
*Tessa* Oh, well I’d crucio Tina
Well, Someone really doesn’t like Tina
James Smith your great
I think she's just her least favourite out of the four.
“I wanna marry Lockhart”
... It’s the hair floof isn’t it?
the picture of Hermione is my homescreen background =)
Where are my Ravenclaws? 💙💙💙
Ειρηνη Πολυζου
HERRREEE
Here my dude
Ειρηνη Πολυζου
Im here
Here
Hereeeee 💙💙
Me, playing the game:
X: Okay, Anna (my name) would you marry, kiss, crucio: Harry, Draco, Neville
ME: REMUS LUPIN!
X:
X: But-
X: Nevermind. Anna, Ron, Charlie or Bill?
ME: REMUS LUPIN!
X:
X: Uff
X: Anna, Luna, Hermione or Ginny?
ME: REMUS LUPIN!
X: ANNA, STOP CHOSE REMUS LUPIN! CHOSE SOMEONE ELSE!
ME:
ME:
X: Voldemort, Lucius or Narcissa?
ME:
ME: Moony
X: Who is Moony?
ME: Remus Lupin
X: AAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH
ME:
ME:
ME: Stupid Muggle
AniaSunrise _ so me 😂
Hermione, Lupin, Sirius and Moody are my favourite characters right now.
I’m only on The Half Blood Prince
AniaSunrise _ My name’s Anna, too!
AniaSunrise _ that's just like me
That's exactly me, I'd kiss AND marry hermione even though she isn't in the question xd
AniaSunrise _ that is the best reply ever REMUS LUPIN 😂
Omg, sooo funny 😂😂💙 Love that so much !
The picture of Charlie Weasley I'm cryingggg LMAO 😂
Kiss Remus marry Sirius😍😍😍😍 crucio James
Them two: I'd marry the giant squid
Me: *KiNkY*
I love this duo SO MUCH
“Oh lord, don’t start with the drarry😂😂”
I will never forgiver you for crucio-ing Newt...
XD
Sammeeee. Like he is amazing. I would kill Queeni kiss Jacob and then Marry Newt. For the one they did
Yeah i agree too.
Omg same i cant either XD
SAME!! xd
@@virginia2493 Honestly.... I'm conflicted.
On the one hand, maybe crucio wouldn't affect Jacob as badly? Cuz he's a muggle?
And then on the other hand,,, Crimes of Grindlewald Queenie being stupid as heck,,,
UGH IDK.
Hagrid
Hagrid
*Or Hagrid?*
Viola Animates ah a tough one ok crucial hagrid marry Hagrid and kiss hagrid
I don't know... Maybe Hagrid?!
Viola Animates I think Hagrid
No ,Hagrid
🤔
Brizzy: she has cats!
Me: lmao I feel u
YOUR GONNA BE THE NEW DAENARYS 😂😂😂😂😂dying
Brizzy I don’t know who’s to watch first your or Tessa’s I just a notification for both your vids
I have the same problem
Where are my gryffindors?? 🦁❤️❤️🧡🧡💛💛
Here
STAY AWAY FROM DRACO IM A SLYTHERIN
Griffindor 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
@@sophieevans2411 ok I'll gladly stay away from draco
Grifendor
Tessa: I love how there is a snake in there.
Me: Wait what one?
Umbridge:I Really hate children
Harry:I really hate you
what a strange but hilarious video, good job Brizzy.
Nooooooooooooo why did you crucio Severus? I'll never forgive you!! :(
Ikr he's my favorite character 😭
I sooooo agree.
.-.
Pianist Pinkee ME TOO
“you don’t want crucio someone who is mad *and* drunk” 😂😂
I still watch Bunk’d and I love it and so does my sister. Your really good at the role Tessa.