harry potter is an e-boy (Harry Potter Madlibs w/ Tessa Netting)

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  • @EmilyT2005
    @EmilyT2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    "The Dursleys shuddered to think what the VSCO girls would say if the Potters sksksked in the streets." Is the greatest sentence spoken of all time,

  • @hallegibson
    @hallegibson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    “It turns out he didn’t slice him, he squished him” I DIED 😂😂😂

    • @salemstowaway7927
      @salemstowaway7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Harry: "Squish it, don't slice it." Hermione: "No, the instructions specifically said to slice!"

    • @hallegibson
      @hallegibson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Salem Stowaway 😂😂😂

    • @chipman45
      @chipman45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@salemstowaway7927 Snape: *enters the room* NO IT SAYS TO SQUISH! *squishes Harry*

    • @helenajakobsen6220
      @helenajakobsen6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooh no!

    • @spicymochi.tsukki1736
      @spicymochi.tsukki1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameee

  • @rileyhanson7947
    @rileyhanson7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    No one:
    Tessa: hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD

    • @TTFLOEWITP
      @TTFLOEWITP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *hOw dO yOu sMeLl sO gOoD*

    • @demonias2439
      @demonias2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *HoW dO yOu sMeLl sO gEwDdDdD*

  • @lily-wm5wd
    @lily-wm5wd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “They didn’t want Dudley messing with an E-Boy” I actually died 😂😂

  • @theasexualvampire13
    @theasexualvampire13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    2:24 " 'He looks so slippery with himself. I've enclosed a picture so you can see.' "...No, I don't WANT to see.

  • @gamegirlcz1697
    @gamegirlcz1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Broomsticks with Grindelwald
    Tessa: YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT mEaNs 😂

    • @lauraosorio9453
      @lauraosorio9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it totally makes sense

    • @austin5292
      @austin5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I died

    • @frozentidez
      @frozentidez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *@Game girl cz* I think he's going to rub wands with Albus >:3

    • @meepmorpmi
      @meepmorpmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frozentidez AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No?

  • @gisellerenee
    @gisellerenee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Tessa: ReAllY ReaLLy BiG 😂

  • @maddiebernard2520
    @maddiebernard2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Tessa: Adjective
    Brizzy: Gay
    Tessa: Adjective
    Brizzy: Straight
    Tessa: *laughing face*

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    shhhh don't show this to harry, he's already damn near making an e-boy tiktok account where he does nothing but stare at the camera

  • @nerdcentral1530
    @nerdcentral1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    BROOMSTICKS W GELLERT GRINDELWALD CAN U HEAR ME CRYING

    • @brizzyvoices
      @brizzyvoices  4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I HEAR IT

    • @WenzelSays
      @WenzelSays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Is that what we're calling it these days?

    • @lexiel920
      @lexiel920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WenzelSays oof cursed comments

    • @ella_melchionna
      @ella_melchionna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol me too

    • @rowan1791
      @rowan1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WenzelSays oh OH OHMIGOD

  • @sarahtwitt
    @sarahtwitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even james and lily Potter:
    Tessa: noun
    Brizzy: pIkLe

  • @joedesena5402
    @joedesena5402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    3:53 “...with the most amazing chocolate about Dumbledore.” Is that like “spilling the tea”?

  • @nerdcentral1530
    @nerdcentral1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    HARRY POTTER OUR NEW LOVESAC STOP IT I CANT

  • @feremarthewizpotato5732
    @feremarthewizpotato5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I lost it when when she said, "He didn't slice Harry, he squished him."

  • @delaneyflint
    @delaneyflint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Tessa is me when I go over to other people's houses... Just immediately drawn to the dog and giving it more attention then the person I actually went to see.

  • @allsnwndrlnd
    @allsnwndrlnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Tessa: fArT-LiKe

    • @meepmorpmi
      @meepmorpmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMg yasssssss

    • @sofiaafaras
      @sofiaafaras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL this is probably the best video to exist

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also tessa: Sniffs. Bois. Lightsabers. REALLY REALLY BIG.

  • @maddieroussin
    @maddieroussin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Remus is my favorite living thing on this earth, like just a fluff ball in the bottom of the frame.

    • @Toria._.
      @Toria._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes 🤩🥰

  • @haileyjackson7664
    @haileyjackson7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “He didn’t slice him, he squished him” I died!! It’s hilarious how these turn out and are so different from the originals

  • @jeremycoleman2736
    @jeremycoleman2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    1:47 Tessa: Fetched
    Me: Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's NOT going to Happen!

  • @gisellerenee
    @gisellerenee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Brizzy: Ridiculous
    Tessa:Ridikulus
    Me: I'm Ridikulous 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @robertomorales-qv9bi
      @robertomorales-qv9bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "This class is *ridikkulous* "

    • @ivyg1515
      @ivyg1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertomorales-qv9bi *Nods in disagreement*

  • @Schaex1
    @Schaex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    So that's how the ideas for all those fanfics came into existence

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Draco and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toes" I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bellasoyfer5084
    @bellasoyfer5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Me cackling at this at 3 am

  • @SylviaLupien
    @SylviaLupien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Jo's agent: So what's coming up with the series?
    JKR: Lets go with ....
    ...
    DEATH

  • @ella_melchionna
    @ella_melchionna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Noun: “Dog. House. Tree. Penguins. Big. Really big. Really, really big. Fart-like. Fart.” Tessa is so creative.😂😂😂
    I loved this, this was hilarious, please do it again!😂😂😂

  • @hellciy6668
    @hellciy6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “What till my father gets back home from night king daddy’s house”
    😂😂 love you Tessa and brizzy

  • @georgiastratton3278
    @georgiastratton3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I should not have watched this at night when my whole family are trying to sleep coz it's so hard not to laugh too loudly

    • @down_by_the_river
      @down_by_the_river 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @BadEggOnnYt
      @BadEggOnnYt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I should have not watched this in the morning 😂

  • @ediemoore7712
    @ediemoore7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Omg the first sentence of the second madlib was perfect!!
    Harry thought Snape cut him, but Snape didn't slice him he SQUISHED him!!
    I'm dying right now!! 😂😂

  • @dovewing
    @dovewing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Lots of lightsabers,
    Lily.”
    😂

  • @sofiadu1639
    @sofiadu1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Any video with Brizzy or Tessa is amazing
    *so a video with both is EVEN BETTER*

  • @kristiyu2575
    @kristiyu2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Awww 5 seconds and Remus is already the center of attention! This is the content I subscribed for :))

  • @Niarydia
    @Niarydia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I look at the title and the thumbnail and I think 'This is going to be quality content' 👌

  • @prettymuchasian5101
    @prettymuchasian5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When I read the title I was like this is gonna be hilarious

  • @gustavandersson6580
    @gustavandersson6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I absulutely love Brizzy's choices.
    They went from bathrooms, bloody, stabbed to kissed, lovesac and thicc out of nowhere.
    And that she changes her voice on somewords was just to god**mn adorable!!!

  • @lorelikesthings
    @lorelikesthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nobody:
    Everyone:
    Me; *Laughing so much that my nose gets runny and I start crying*

    • @f1nn_784
      @f1nn_784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LiviDaGeek that is literally me 😂😂

    • @fairyunknown8455
      @fairyunknown8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happened to me xD

  • @too_many_mannys
    @too_many_mannys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Based on her word choice there're two sides to Brizzy:
    Violent or flirty 😐😐😐

  • @aurawolf8761
    @aurawolf8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Laughing so hard I’m crying, I love how Brizzy answers are so violent while Tessas are so innocent

  • @thefifthbeatle4582
    @thefifthbeatle4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My day was going awful, I had a breakdown. But when I watch these two I can’t stop laughing! 😂

  • @TheTradge
    @TheTradge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I lost it at "Draco Malfoy and his friends Crabbe and Goyle kissed behind their pinky toe!" very nearly spat out my mouthful of tea! XD

  • @thesalempyxis
    @thesalempyxis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When Tessa was reading Brizzys second story, when she said "My name is Albus Severus" I was watching Harry Potter and Harry wrote "My name is Harry Potter" perfect timing😂

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Lmao, who would've known THAT was what baby Harry got up to?
    Also anyone know what site this is on?

    • @brizzyvoices
      @brizzyvoices  4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We just typed it up ourselves :)

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@brizzyvoices Ohh, right. That actually makes sense now i think about it.

  • @into_the_sketchiverse
    @into_the_sketchiverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Tessa: I will teach you to STAB fame and POKE glory

  • @user-bl7oi7bz2k
    @user-bl7oi7bz2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Describe yourself in one word."
    Me: 6:09

    • @mads9966
      @mads9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cob Oof me too

    • @idk-bh8ys
      @idk-bh8ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      relatable

    • @rokiahmohdnor
      @rokiahmohdnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @IGNOREMYCOMMENTS28
    @IGNOREMYCOMMENTS28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Dursleys had a small foot named Dudley
    Me: *wheeze*

  • @derekfitzgerald682
    @derekfitzgerald682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Do making Harry Potter characters into e-boys and vsco girls

  • @Abigail-bi6qw
    @Abigail-bi6qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I imagine that Harry as an eboy would look like nico di angelo from percy jackson.

  • @riptechnoblade7075
    @riptechnoblade7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “How do you smell so good?”

  • @lorihuth182
    @lorihuth182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "OH NO! SOMEONE TRIED TO CRUNCH MY JESUS DOWN A SUPERHERO!!" thought the memory of tom riddle, panicking inside the pages of said Jesus...
    i want to read that fanfition so bad ;w;

  • @jtlubbe7054
    @jtlubbe7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    who else almost crIED when SNAPE said : the beauty of the gay-straight cauldron"

  • @anahitamunagekar5423
    @anahitamunagekar5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Lots of Lightsabers...” 😏 *if ya know what I mean*

    • @weforgott_ev
      @weforgott_ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think all the people watching this whole thing might now what you mean...😳

    • @geako9849
      @geako9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont!

  • @elveneight9489
    @elveneight9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    and they were broomsticks
    *oh my god they were broomsticks*

  • @hillyplays29
    @hillyplays29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘He didn’t slice Harry. He squished him’ lmao!

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My reaction to 4:10 was just: "OH MY GOD!! THERE'S TOO MANY JOKES!"

  • @jediwolfgirl
    @jediwolfgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my gosh 😂 I was dying laughing at the mad lib ending of the Lilly’s letter! 😂 A “fruity Dumbledoor” and “Broomsticks with Gridelwald.” 😂

  • @quirkygryffindor4269
    @quirkygryffindor4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Snape didnt slice Harry, He squished him...!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fabiachowdhury6053
    @fabiachowdhury6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    _"You're_ _a_ _-wizard-_ *_E-boy_* _Harry"_

  • @alexormaas7613
    @alexormaas7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Brizzy: Lovesac
    Tessa: HAHA
    Brizzy: Like the bean bag chair
    Me: get yo mind outta the gutter

  • @user-lw1xp9jn5k
    @user-lw1xp9jn5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley” LOL

  • @kez092
    @kez092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *”maybe you will understand the great beauty of the gay straight cauldron”*

  • @jasminemack4972
    @jasminemack4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Not a soul:
    No one at all:
    Defence against the dark arts: DADA

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not a soul:
      No one at all:
      Ministry of Magic: MOM

    • @caramelwlfette7351
      @caramelwlfette7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @AJgames29 I never realized that and now I will never be able to forget it 😳

  • @shelby7136
    @shelby7136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tessa: verb
    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Brizzy: and-I-oop

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Brizzy just has some dark thoughts ever since she heard MCR is back together. It's fine.

    • @brizzyvoices
      @brizzyvoices  4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      All I have are dark thoughts.

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brizzyvoices 🎵 Hello darkness, my old friend. 🎶

    • @anxiousbean1685
      @anxiousbean1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brizzy Voices me too

    • @labbaby189
      @labbaby189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brizzyvoices We all walked into that one.

    • @ella_melchionna
      @ella_melchionna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love that the first utensil she thought of was a butcher knife.

  • @Poppy-pi2le
    @Poppy-pi2le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is the quality content I signed up for!

  • @BaguetteDerp
    @BaguetteDerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You're an E-boy Harry."

  • @aganderson7205
    @aganderson7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was literally watching tessa’s channel and the notification came up for this!!

  • @oonooooooooo
    @oonooooooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    during the first half I felt like Tessa is making a family friendly erotica and brizzy is listing an obituary or describing a murder

  • @f1nn_784
    @f1nn_784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As I watched this laughing, my parents looked at me STRANGEly... oh well 😂 ur vids are great btw keep making these kinds 😁😁

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my reaction to this video title was literally just "LMAO WHAT"

  • @sorens4511
    @sorens4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "ah yes," he said perfectly" Harry Potter, our new love sack." :'D

  • @kawaiicookie0468
    @kawaiicookie0468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I NEED A SECOND PART!!!!!!!!

  • @brettcarruthers8838
    @brettcarruthers8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Video idea: Brizzy and Tessa try to give Remus a bath.

  • @purpleisraiyen
    @purpleisraiyen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tessa: noun
    Brizzy: *jEsUs?*

  • @hannaholson5342
    @hannaholson5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Last time i was this early i was in middle school. Still loving the vids. Love u!!

  • @kendeeks
    @kendeeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My throat actually hurts because I laughed so much

  • @taylorswiftandlittlemix
    @taylorswiftandlittlemix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Ah yes Harry Potter our new love sac’ I literally DIED 😂

  • @scvraxiao_
    @scvraxiao_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "flapping on the apple, biting on the neighbour"

  • @ava8340
    @ava8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am just squealing and laughing manically this whole video along with slapping myself annoyingly hard 😂😂😂

  • @abbyxzavala
    @abbyxzavala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would be like: what is an adjective again? (The mad libs would go on forever 😅🤣😂)

  • @Maya-bu3bn
    @Maya-bu3bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how brizzy says the most specific and random colors 😂

  • @stressedbusinessman
    @stressedbusinessman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tessa: Adjective
    Brizzy: thick
    Tessa: hahaha ew

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These scenes have forever been changed for me, I was rereading Lily's letter and I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elanjohnson-fernandez6811
    @elanjohnson-fernandez6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No one:
    Tessa: ...Fart like
    IM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @katarinarose3379
    @katarinarose3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When brizzy said "... a very large feather..", I thought she said "... a very large mother..."
    That got me laughing

  • @kamrynrae1969
    @kamrynrae1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    bro your humor is so dark and i love it bc so is mine. we are very alike brizzy and tessa i love you too :))

  • @gregputnam7243
    @gregputnam7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how EVERYONE on TH-cam immediately quotes Lex when they say, "BLOOD"

  • @walkingonsunshine9542
    @walkingonsunshine9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The next set of words you give should totally be themed. That would makes for some fun.

  • @Roekeeelk
    @Roekeeelk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This
    Just
    Maked
    My
    Day!!!!!
    Couldn’t stop laughing out loud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and needed to stop the video several times to get everything that got said!

  • @lordshadow3822
    @lordshadow3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My bunny was watching happily with me till the knife came out... He's like the hell no 😂🐰

  • @Noralia_Estella_Nightwood
    @Noralia_Estella_Nightwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Brizzy's words were amazing 😂😂😂

  • @krystalman
    @krystalman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! You guys is a comedic duo!!!! ^w^ This video made me die of laughter LMAO

  • @rebeccacraven780
    @rebeccacraven780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Brizzy: jEsUs????

  • @crystalcavanaugh6162
    @crystalcavanaugh6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Dursley’s had a small foot named Dudley me at 2am wakes dad

  • @georgiastratton3278
    @georgiastratton3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I cried
    I cried of laughter
    So much

  • @Thschei
    @Thschei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im rewatching this and I'm still laughing like a maniac

  • @ghostleaves3126
    @ghostleaves3126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh goodness first it was the vsco‘ snow it’s
    The e Harry’s

  • @MegaAnifreak
    @MegaAnifreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:13 that snort laughter was really cute

  • @jordyndulle6271
    @jordyndulle6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody:
    Harry: "he pulled a new banshee out of his bedside cabinet and dipped his butcher knife into it"
    LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @AtticusTheGamingWizard
    @AtticusTheGamingWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This definitely cheered me up with everything I'm going through lately. Tore my Achilles tendon and may need surgery but this video has me laughing so hard thanks for the laughs as always getting me through hard times 😁

  • @rubycontreras3786
    @rubycontreras3786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realised that defence against the dark arts spells DADA

  • @daniellemcgrath9252
    @daniellemcgrath9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “How did you come across my Jesus?”