@@Metroidfreek Yeah ever since Salar Kamangar got replace by the Tyrant Susan Wojcicki, TH-cam as a whole has gone down the Shit infested hole of no return.
"Speaking of icky poopoo: Hey, Matt." Damn, Lindsay. Really there's a whole load of good one-liners in this one. Trevor shouting "OH, there's a MAN!" was a close second.
“The greatest feeling from finishing in Baby Park ‘tis not the milk of the victory, but the solace of eternal pain ending when the last one crosses.” - Confucius, 2020
@@riemaennchen Nah the algorithm detects shit in the first couple of minutes primarily, AH usually just play it safe tho by censoring it all, but chances are if the editor doesn't notice the swear the shitty bot won't either.
Jack: What are we doing?! Me: Paying respect to the greatest Kart racer you will ever know. Myatt. It's Mario Kart March, and I'm super pumped for it! Hopefully you are too! Have a super awesome, "first of March" Sunday everyone! Cheers! 💖
Soo, we've had "Lindsay Wins" in GTA, a couple in fact, because Lindsay traditionally doesn't do great in those races, right? Isn't it about time they make a "Matt Loses" in Mario Kart? No one attacks anyone but Matt. Total 1-vs-all. And if he still manages to win, then that just shows the power of his demonic contract.
Lindsey popping off over an ACTUAL win (As opposed to Lindsey Wins) was awesome. If only it didn't have to come from Michael getting screwed out of what would have also been well earned. Everyone in that interaction was playing at the top of their game.
Everyone: I haven't played Mario kart for years Matt: yeah me too, my skills will be rusty Devil: dont worry Matt you know what needs to be done ;) Matt: *Matt gets down* Matt Wins Mario Kart Match 🤣😁
Matt got a red shell in 2nd place, what are the chances of that? 12:17 according to mariowiki there is a 5% chance of getting a red shell at that moment.
Forget Mario March, give me Daily Deluxe Kart!!!! MAN, I just LOVE IT when they play Mario Kart. The shenanigans are just too funny for me to handle. :)
Matt’s in front, Michael’s yelling, Lindsay is trolling Gavin....but what’s this? Jack is improving! Now we just need the Mad King Ryan to dethrone Matt and flip the world upside down for Achievement Hunter.
Myatt being good at a videogame shouldn't be annoying, and yet.... I think it's because he'll be in first place, highest aggregate score, and still be begging for mercy, moaning when someone gets close to him, decrying anyone who uses any item against him, and acting like a benevolent god when someone finishes ahead of him. Like... win gracefully, my dude. Maybe slobbin on Satan's Knob has left a bad taste in his mouth😏
Fredo and Michael with a beautiful ray and Michael esc tandem in this video. Haven’t heard Michael give us a YEYEYEYEYEAH in awhile😂 great work AH love you
After all the times rewatching older lets plays I just realized it was in fact NOT Jeremy who hit Micheal off the ramp with the red shell. In 24:46 it was Jack's red shell that skipped Treavor and hit Micheal. Later 25:28 Matt takes the item box from Jeremy and admits hitting Micheal off the ramp with the red shell. It's still a great let's play regardless because we all love Micheal when he rages.
You'd think after all these years they'd figure out that the timing for the boost is to start right when lakitu starts raising his hand for the 3rd light.
Trevor in this video:"It's never exposed I'm not married yet" "put your butts away" Trevor in last weeks faking it video: "ill pull my ass out on the first date"
Jack saying ‘This is where I make my comeback’ is the equivalent of Ryan’s sad ‘It’s your day Boo’
Or 'Alright'
Ah yes, time for the annual "Matt-must-slob-the-devils-knob" months
Comment if I’m thicc on my last video 😏
@@coratine7680 Fuck off.
"Thanks, Satan!"
only if it's Kart. Party is Michael's
@@coratine7680 i dont think you know what thicc means. You a twig
I’m all for the Jack vs. Trevor vs. Villager rivalry.
Exciting follow up to ryan vs drybones
A clash for the ages
Imma need the room footage of Jeremy getting punched by gavin
13:04
AH: Playing Mario Kart
The Devil: Welcome back Matthew.
*Ziiiip*
He missed Michael during the party
Man, the editor really just gave up on the censoring half way through.
Not all heroes wear capes.
You tubes policy is if theres cursing in the first 1/3rdof the video it will be demonized
@@icefire1316 That's dumb as fuck
@@Metroidfreek Yeah ever since Salar Kamangar got replace by the Tyrant Susan Wojcicki, TH-cam as a whole has gone down the Shit infested hole of no return.
@@Metroidfreek I think it's because the auto check only goes that far
Maniac's Word He stopped halfway through again?
Is it really Mario Kart if there’s none of Ryan’s misery
Even god kings have weaknesses...Shh, let him be.
The real question is, is it really Mario Kart without Matt winning after sucking the devil off?
Man, hearing Michael scream "GOD DAMMIT!" makes me miss the old Rage Quit days, lol.
Jack furiously honking his horn at Trevor at 22:25 gave me a damn coughing fit
12:18 Lindsay alternating between yes and no killed me
The Jack vs Trevor dynamic is so amazing.
Would have been more so if Alfredo and Gavin coordinated with Trevor against Jack
@@Rouge153 the Dusk Boys VS Jack would be hilarious
17:10 "Did DK just dab? :/"
Luckily, Jack confirmed I did not imagine it. He said it so matter of fact that I kind of lost it.
I love how Jack just has his own agenda in Mario Kart.
I’m loving this Trevor vs Jack rivalry.
"Speaking of icky poopoo: Hey, Matt." Damn, Lindsay.
Really there's a whole load of good one-liners in this one. Trevor shouting "OH, there's a MAN!" was a close second.
The collective "AAAHHHH" every time lightning happens lmao
Trevor and Jack focusing only on beating each other gave me life.
Gavin's Mii is my sleep paralysis demon
Micheal: "hey we tied in REAL first" that line killed me :D
12:17 Lindsay: "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! YES!! 😂😂
Lindsay losing her mind when she finished well was so nice.
germpot I was cheering her on my family thinks I’m insane
When she spreads misinformation of coming fifth when she actually comes second and alfredo came first.
@@adamnicholls8708 Not to mention if she got first, she would've tied for 2nd place trophy instead of Alfredo.
“The greatest feeling from finishing in Baby Park ‘tis not the milk of the victory, but the solace of eternal pain ending when the last one crosses.” - Confucius, 2020
i always forget about Gavins Miis huge nose and it’s hilarious every time
10:15 I love the little exchange between Jack and Trevor
12:27
Old man Jermey gets whacked by Gavin
Baby Park: EVERYBODY SCREAM!!!!!!!
Ah yes, i love incoherent screaming while i have breakfast.
Just when I was worried they wouldn't curse, 9:29 came along. It's just not AH Mario Kart without enraged profanity
Jack swears at 3:48 too, only know this by the sudden "A-HA!" From Mario. Gotta love new YT 🙄
@@Niallmchuuugh I meant the standard AH Mario rage. I've noticed they've been cursing more with less censoring lately thank god
It's just not Mario kart In general without cursing
Niall McHugh Michael swears at 2:03!
Watch it on the site..... uncensored!
Jack and Trevor screaming "Fuck you!" to each other fighting for 6th place may be my favorite thing ever!
I missed uncensored AH content on TH-cam
Well whoever edited this gave up halfway through. A lot of "fucks" during the last race.^^
Stormsmustfade TH-cam really suck the entertainment out of all the content on their own platform
It should be uncensored on the website
@@riemaennchen Nah the algorithm detects shit in the first couple of minutes primarily, AH usually just play it safe tho by censoring it all, but chances are if the editor doesn't notice the swear the shitty bot won't either.
Blame TH-cam, not AH.
After seeing Matt play other games, just let the man have something.
I found myself actually cheering Lindsay on as an actual competitor.. Overall a good entertaining episode
This though ^
I fail to comprehend how she can be so bad at everything else, but actually pretty good at Mario Kart. GO LINDSAY EITHER WAY
@@koishi5935 Because she's the Chaos Queen! Mario Kart = Chaos!!
She rimmy tim jobs (rim job case anyone asks) the devil while Matt sucks him off.
yes she was my faaave !
Gavin: alright, everyone talk at the same time when the race starts.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
13:55
That must've been hell for the editor
[Tinnitus Intesnifies]
Omg we’ve been waiting for this month 😭😭🙏🏻❤️
Edit: Alfredo really has got a lot better! And I’m all for this Trevor, Jack, Villager storyline 😂😂😂
Jack: What are we doing?!
Me: Paying respect to the greatest Kart racer you will ever know. Myatt.
It's Mario Kart March, and I'm super pumped for it! Hopefully you are too! Have a super awesome, "first of March" Sunday everyone! Cheers! 💖
*laughs in Tom Fawkes*
Am I thicc? 😈
Mario kart myarch
@@coratine7680 nope
Tom fawkes: am I a joke to you??
Ps first time making that joke lol
1:43 you could hear the eye roll
25:35 Here we can all hear rage quit coming out of Michael from the depths
Soo, we've had "Lindsay Wins" in GTA, a couple in fact, because Lindsay traditionally doesn't do great in those races, right? Isn't it about time they make a "Matt Loses" in Mario Kart? No one attacks anyone but Matt. Total 1-vs-all. And if he still manages to win, then that just shows the power of his demonic contract.
Is it bad that I enjoy Matt in these games? I relate to him way to much. Same with Micheal in Mario Party
Clover Wizard03 yes you’re a criminal.
No. Matt the only one who is good at playing Mario Kart. The others.. just painful to watch
@@4569packers Lindsey, Michael and Alfredo are pretty good too
Someone needs to sound bite this ep between Matt and Lindsay talking about butt stuff.
Lindsey popping off over an ACTUAL win (As opposed to Lindsey Wins) was awesome. If only it didn't have to come from Michael getting screwed out of what would have also been well earned. Everyone in that interaction was playing at the top of their game.
7:58 "two shells make a fight"
A Mario game Michael doesn't always win? Count me in!
It's myatt that always won
im in love with the Jack/Tre rivalry in this
Alfredo and Lindsay in the last race: Take 1st and 2nd.
Lindsay when people ask about who won: "Alfredo and me took third and fourth."
She meant the tournament
GP1 Matt: "I'm not another level"
GP2 Matt: Wins after 3
Everyone: I haven't played Mario kart for years
Matt: yeah me too, my skills will be rusty
Devil: dont worry Matt you know what needs to be done ;)
Matt: *Matt gets down*
Matt Wins Mario Kart Match 🤣😁
I like that Jack and Tre had an intense rivalry goin on here (in usually 6th and 7th place)
I missed Matt kicking everyones ass
I wonder if the Skinned Bowser Sandwich tastes better with the HIV dressing.
I’m here to watch Matt win and everyone hate on him. Don’t mind me. Go Matt!🤟
This is the weirdest timeline
Matt Support Club 😌
Love the energy Jack brought to the video
Please more jack in mariokart! This was a great lineup, add Jeremy next time!
0:26 Good to see that Gavin's Mii reflects his face accurately.
Matt got a red shell in 2nd place, what are the chances of that?
12:17 according to mariowiki there is a 5% chance of getting a red shell at that moment.
considering the ammount of items he picks up, its statistically gonna happen once or twice in the video
Forget Mario March, give me Daily Deluxe Kart!!!! MAN, I just LOVE IT when they play Mario Kart. The shenanigans are just too funny for me to handle. :)
Wow that was weird. Jack totally just said Jeremy and Trevor at the same time.
Wow, Myatt Braggg didn't get first in a game of Mario Kart
AH: (plays Mario Kart)
The Devil: (takes off pants) "Matt, it's time..."
WOOOH! I just started re-re-watching Mario Kart Mapril.^^
i laugh the same way Lindsay did when Michael said damn it Lindsay
MVP of Mario Kart March!
... JACK PATTILLO ~ "This is where I start my comeback!"
(The way he competed against Trevor! I couldn't stop laughing! LOL)
The Devil told me to tell Myatt to swallow
Lindsay at the end of Excite Bile, “Yes! No! Yes! NOO! YES!!!!!” 😂😂
My absolute favorite part of these mario kart videos is the collective agonized screaming every time they get hit by lightning
Matt’s in front, Michael’s yelling, Lindsay is trolling Gavin....but what’s this? Jack is improving! Now we just need the Mad King Ryan to dethrone Matt and flip the world upside down for Achievement Hunter.
I was just thinking they haven't played kart in a while. Good to see it come up again!
I just want to say I'm proud of Jack's progress
3:34 Anything below 3rd place is incomprehensible for Myatt..
As soon as Lindsay enters her bloodlust state she becomes invincible
16:29 grumble volcano, one of my fav tracks on mario kart wii
I loved every ultra-chaotic, overly-aggressive, messy, treasured second in this video!
Mario Months are back! And they didn't censor the video. Excellent.
Myatt being good at a videogame shouldn't be annoying, and yet....
I think it's because he'll be in first place, highest aggregate score, and still be begging for mercy, moaning when someone gets close to him, decrying anyone who uses any item against him, and acting like a benevolent god when someone finishes ahead of him. Like... win gracefully, my dude.
Maybe slobbin on Satan's Knob has left a bad taste in his mouth😏
Fredo and Michael with a beautiful ray and Michael esc tandem in this video. Haven’t heard Michael give us a YEYEYEYEYEAH in awhile😂 great work AH love you
I love that no matter how bad jack does in these Mario games he just has fun
After all the times rewatching older lets plays I just realized it was in fact NOT Jeremy who hit Micheal off the ramp with the red shell.
In 24:46 it was Jack's red shell that skipped Treavor and hit Micheal.
Later 25:28 Matt takes the item box from Jeremy and admits hitting Micheal off the ramp with the red shell.
It's still a great let's play regardless because we all love Micheal when he rages.
They showed that villager not to mess with AH. Take that Villager!!!!!!
25:35
"THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SPOT"
"THE EXACT FUCKING SAME SPOT"
So jack is the new ryan? Just happy he beat all the robots?
Also Jeremy: how am I not in last?
Jack: (interrupted but): you’re playing against me.
Wow... Not even Matt's kryptonite, Baby Park, couldn't stop him this time.
I always hold out hope that Jack will win a Grand Prix eventually....even if it is unlikely 😂😂😂
It's an absolute joy to watch you all play Mario Kart
A jack wins episode in this would be amazing
Jeremy hitting every single thing in the winter level made me crack up
I love these mario kart videos I've missed them sooooo much
24:13 Micheal you evil genius
Trevor just randomly quoting harry potter is the best thing
Its been so long since the last Mario Kart 8 Delux video. This video is awesome!
You'd think after all these years they'd figure out that the timing for the boost is to start right when lakitu starts raising his hand for the 3rd light.
Trevor in this video:"It's never exposed I'm not married yet" "put your butts away"
Trevor in last weeks faking it video: "ill pull my ass out on the first date"
YES! It's back! And I'm gonna watch it so often! But where's Ryan and Jeremy? They better be there on the next one! We need more chaos!
Do another Don't drink and Drive Mario Kart with everyone in the office, Geoff and Ryan can play refs/commentate once everyone's hammered.
Love these, well done editors!
i can't believe Jack had so many comebacks in one video
i’m a fan of mirror races personally
No Derp Crew? Must be still feeling their loss against them lol
In all seriousness, great video. Can't wait to see more of MK8
@@Corpseplower Well, I wouldn't say that they are disbanded, but yeah, I forgot about that.....
30 days of Mario Kart? Yes please!
I appreciate Gavin embracing his physical features
I love Jack's intros so much xD