2.5kW electro baby-cutor. (And dodgy bucket warmer.)
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- The latest addition to my growing collection of delightfully dangerous Chinese electrode water boilers. This one is supposedly rated 2.5kW and is rather amusingly sold for heating the water for babies baths.
To be fair, it does suggest unplugging it before putting the baby in, as otherwise you and the baby would have a very loud and violent 50/60Hz family moment.
If you're willing to accept that there is a shock risk from touching the water then the unit would actually be ideal for boiling entire buckets of water. I'm sure you'd probably stick your hand in to feel how hot it was at some point, but electricity would then punish you to ensure you didn't do it again.
Sadly the unit didn't make it much beyond 1kW while being tested, but there is a possibility that the current would increase as the water warmed up and had it's air purged from it resulting in better electrode contact. That certainly happened with the wee 300W cup version featured at the end.
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_"...do babies buzz when you pass electricity through them ?..."_ that cracked me up right there... Brilliant.
+tobortine
I doubt they buzz, but it sounds like it Hz.
I'll show myself out.
+gamerathebrave I didn't get it for a second
+tobortine Haha, same here :D
+tobortine graps baby and gives it a live wire says lets see ! oh no that was a bad idea !
+GameraTheBrave Badum - tss
"The baby would become live" I don't know why I laughed at that, but I did.
+IT'S TIME TO STOP joke of the century, quote me on this.
+yamatoneko1 Filthy frank is everywhere
drkastenbrot It's just a prank bro.
+IT'S TIME TO STOP Sam Pepper electrocuting baby prank (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (in the HOOD!)
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So basically we've concluded that since the babies scream and shit their pants all the time, there would be no noticeable difference if the baby would become live. Looks like that heater is safe after all, at least when used with babies.
No noticeable difference = safe and therefore worthy of investment.
Checks out... at least by government logic.
Clever.
Yes! In fact, the only way to tell the difference is the smell of cooked flesh that mixes with the shit. That's the point that should make you suspicious...
@@marcusringer3810 Baking baby shit is an acquired odour. Don't ask me how I know. DON'T!!
Except that the baby would be screaming and shitting their pants at about 50 - 60 cycles, depending on the country.
"The baby would become live"? No, the baby would become dead.
Why can't we have both?
It's a baby "Neutral-iser"!
Live as in a "live" electrical wire? Or a "live" circuit.
Ahh, Schrödinger was right!
Trapped in the borderworld between live and dead. The beginning and end are one and the same.
"What do you do if you pick up a baby and it's live".... a phrase which has never been uttered before....
+simontay1984 all your muscles contract and you fly across the room as does the baby as you realise your baby was mains voltage
+Dylan Collins Haha oh my God this comment section is too much.
rip the soft parts, smoke dry it and make broth from the leftovers
lol, nice
@@dylc413 ...and then you've gone and crushed its head thanks to the muscle contractions. Contractions brought it into the world, contractions can definitely take it out of the world
You know those IR heaters where they are suppose to save energy by heating you instead of the room?
What if the product is designed to apply that principle to the baby. where you pass the current through the baby, thus heating the baby instead of the bath water. That will save energy while allowing you use cooler water.
+Razor2048 yes, the baby would be warm for the rest of its (short) life!
+jusb1066 I think the baby would actually be fine unless you touch it. It is completely in the water with no usable path to ground, so the baby should be always at the same potential as the water and therefore safe. No current would flow.
I could be wrong, though, don't try it :P
(The baby probably has a different resistance than the water, so that could potentially cause issues. Dunno :P)
+Yndostrui Usually the drainage pipe will have a ground path. This may help to allow the energy to flow through the baby and keep it warm.
+Razor2048 Well, I was thinking of an actual baby bath (Like a shallow bucket :D) instead of a bath tub. Using this in a bath tub is probably a bad idea...
Using this in a standard bath tub would actually be pretty safe-that's what the GFCI is for.
"A sad onion baby... as featured in Ashens' "
Bonus giggles since I just found out about your channel from you collab with him on his latest video =P
I need a link to this
@@munjee2Must be this one I think: th-cam.com/video/uf3Cb3UB5hc/w-d-xo.html - BigClive appears somewhere near the middle!
Thanks to Vile Lasagna for telling us about another interesting channel!
Shitting their pants at 50/60 Hz. Got a good laugh on that one.
And vibrating and the same time, so you can use it... as a vibrator... the joke came out so wrong
First drawing obscured by cord, second drawing obscured by steam. Classic Clive. I think I speak for many when I say we want more "Baby Electrode Maths"!
Babies sh*t their pants 50 or 60 times a second, yep that seems about right!
You would, if you were in a warm bath connected to the mains.
+zh84 Exactly.
+CoolDudeClem Only live babies.
+StraightOuttaJarhois wait mine isnt live i gave it a live wire
+StraightOuttaJarhois Breathing live or 240v live?
Welcome to the internet. Where you can hear someone seriously talk about "the baby electrode maths."
What if you mistake this for your "adult" toy and plug it into yourself and then the wall? It'll be a complete horrorshow.
+spankmeister Was thinking of that too, a quite (violent) tingly sensation, perhaps? :)
+spankmeister It would be fine until the juiciness got into it.
The eternal buzz.
+spankmeister I made this joke on the first video
IIGrayfoxII This version is for more advanced users.
You should toss in a piece of meat to simulate a baby (grounded to earth) to see the damage
+Keith I Myers Or one small piglet. To see rection*.
*Featuring Fine Brothers
+ArrowAxe too soon😂
+ArrowAxe We can put the fine brothers in it, and see their reaction!
+Keith I Myers That is actually a really good idea just to see if it actually does lethal damage.
+Keith I Myers Don't forget to "hold on to" the "baby" - usually you don't treat a baby as a volleyball, but I wouldn't hold on to the meat when it goes in.
I've always found you so, Ashens like, nice to know you are aware of him. Cx
An excellent electrician
wait where did he reference that.
+Forbiddina 2:35
i know right?
I think this is the one case when you do have to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
+Ast A. Moore And then make another one.
bigclivedotcom And thus the cycle of life continues: make a baby, drop it in a bath with two live electrodes, throw the baby and the bathwater out. Rinse and repeat.
@@AstAMoore yes this is how the human race and all other mammals survive and evolve.
Through rapid baby prototyping and disposal
I think your clear Scottish tap water is much purer that tap water in China. Try polluting the water with industrial waste to see how that effects the power consumption. ;)
He lives in The Isle Of Man
"Taking care of your baby's hygiene and China's overpopulation problems in one buzz - Gzzhengniu!"
"What do you do, if you pick up a baby that's live? You throw it."
Fantastic narraration on this one, my good sir!
This brought back memories Clive! I grew up in the 50's in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and we never had indoor plumbing. We pumped water into buckets and heated the water with a heater called a "Gimmick". A metal oval with holes and you could see the insulated heating coil inside. You just heated the water and then took out the Gimmick, but this is a time when there was no grounded outlets, just a hot and neutral (115 volts at that time). How we never got electrocuted is beyond me.
I read a 100 yr old book about the Marquette Prison and hard labor. It’s was fascinating.
Do you remember the title Mike?
I have no idea why you would not dump salt into the water until you reach the 2.5k watt rating :)
love your work.
"Do babies buzz when you pass electric current though them?"
My lungs just came out from my nose
Hummm.. A good way to get 110 volts...Who needs a transformer?
Its super efficient too, and you can just replace the baby fuse if it breaks.
+Michael Beeny Then just repeat the process for multiple taps! Electronics 101!
+captian k'Lang In other words, about the same as ordering via China post
+Michael Beeny Meh China Post is really fast in Europe or maybe just here where i live
+Sokol Murati Post from China to Europe is sent via train (regardless of the "air mail" thing)
WAIT... IT BOILED THE WATER... WHO WOULD STICK A BABY IN BOILING WATER
Get in my belly!
Emma Crow ikr, and didn't the mother call a plumber to fix the dead baby, if I remember right.
Hungry?
Someone who doesn't want a baby.
@@bigclivedotcom Trust the British to boil everything
"An excellent deathtrap"
"An excellent baby-vibrator"
+Jeremy Clarkson LOL
@@ilpatongi You again? I see you everywhere.
Well we like the same videos it seems
"I'm gunny cook the wee baby, GET IN MY BELLEH!"
classic...
Ive been trying for a while to get him to say that, now I can leave it alone...
live baby is probably better than a dead baby.
live baby tastes better than dead baby
A joke from the eighties:
What's worse than 10 babies in a trash can?
1 baby in 10 trash cans!
the real question is, how many volts can a baby take before it pops? maybe photonicinduction can test it out. crank it up on the variac perhaps.
if only he were still here
I like how the videos just come in clumps whnever you feel like getting out the dangerous Chinese products and messing with them (getting a bit drunk probably helps with getting into the right mood :D ).
Keep up your amazing attitude towards making videos!
I am laughing to tears. Thank you for being a dark humored mad electrician
"... and shock the baby into the live water, That would be most exciting" I'm laughing so hard!!!
Clive you had me in tears this video. Keep it up! I've become addicted with watching your videos after finding you by accident!
I know it's an old video but thanks for making my afternoon, I nearly choked on the pizza I ordered a while ago and I see a lot of funny shit on the internet all the time but very rarely it actually makes me giggle if I'm on my own
As a side note I really appreciate all these videos you've made, I'm 99% certain watching your videos for a couple of years among a few other youtubers totally saved me on my electricity & magnetism test I had as a part of my engineering studies in uni, there's no way I would've learned purely from the course itself
so I went to their website at gzzhengniu as printed on the bag and its kind of odd...it turns out that they are the Electric Positive Bovine Company and make many strange and wonderful things like the Positive Bovine Eye Lamp, the Positive Cow Fan and the intriguing Positive Cattle Kettle (not volcanic unfortunately) and Positive Cattle Cooker
Interesting. The Chinese do have an expression, "Yao ma!", which literally translates to, "It's the cow's vagina!", which might used like the expression, "It's the shit!", or "It's the bomb!" Maybe that's why everything has a cattle reference.
the baby will become live...........
**baby comes on TV**
This was wonderfully debauched, but that really seems to be the only way to approach a device like this
"The baby would become live about the midpoint voltage."
Clive, I've not been watching your channel for long, but you really should write a book.
love the fat bastard reference
"The baby would be come live" ya for a few seconds before he died
This has got to be one of your best commentaries yet!
Such a lovely clean, unscarred desk.
One thing. . when you are heating water for a baby. . .surely you TEST the temperature every now and then with your hand of a male person (because females seem to have much too high tolerance for high temperature water)
+GotCritified Is that right about temperatures? From what I know, heat pain is experienced via a certain type of receptor that triggers around the 50 mark.
What i ment is women have this water heat thing, when a woman prepares bath for herself that is right temperature, for generic male [and babies] it feels much to hot for comfort. While water temperature that feels comfortable for men feels just warm for women.
"This one does come. Hold on I gotta get paper towel to dry this off a bit." Now take this gem out of its context xD
This reminds me of something my older brother once told me. Decades ago, we bought a vaporizer, made by DeVilbiss (the air compressor company, oddly enough) which consisted of a 2-handled polypropylene jug in seafoam green, with a cylindrical Bakelite contrivance that screwed on top. There was a small hole in the bottom of that to admit water, and another near the top outside, opposite the cheater cord connection to let the steam out.
Dad wondered if it would overheat if it ran out of water, so he took it apart and discovered it was simply a pair of stainless steel electrodes. Once the water was steamed away, the circuit was open! Simplicity itself. I think my brother still has it. There's literally nothing to wear out or fail.
You nearly made me piss myself I laughed so hard at that "do babies buzz" line! Awesome video!
"Baby electrode maths"... Can this be a shirt? With a simple profile picture of a baby head sticking out of a tub with the top of the heater sticking out next to it? I can see it in my head and I know it would confuse everyone...and that's exactly what I want...oh! And with some electricity symbols around the baby!
commentary on this video was hilarious! :)
"Baby, baby, baby...I'm gonna cook the wee baby" and the Mutley chuckle at 2:50 cracked me right up!
Try it with water with some salt in it. The salt will hugely increase the conductivity.
Clive's been on his his homemade alcopops! =)
This has to be one of the absolutely most dangerous items I've ever seen on Clive's channel. I can't imagine why anyone would want or need such a thing.
I can only imagine some poor couple in a developing country who has no hot water heater for the house and thinks this would be a faster way to heat the bath for their newborn. Possibly they haven't had a decent education and so don't fully appreciate the danger. They're going to give baby a bath in the sink, stick this thing is while the water is still running, then reach to turn off the tap and baby loses a parent.
The primary market I see for this device are exactly the people who can least withstand the tragedy but are most likely to have a life full of tragedy. It's kind of infuriating honestly.
At least Clive is able to demonstrate the danger in an entertaining and amusing manner...as always. Thank you big guy!
Fuck me to tears! Just watched this again after over 2 years past! Still funny as hell! Best "Baby Cooking" video EVER!!!
he's having way to much fun
3:33 I'm not sure if you meant the ac frequency or the baby's bowel movement timing :p
0:50 Glad you showed the packaging with contact details - I need my Dong re-wired..
"yeah, nothing's happening. Super dissapointing, super dissapointing, no mega flames. No bangs, no flashes."
This issue is called Clive Unplugged or rather Clive Plugged In . Baby Donations accepted for testing purposes.
do babies buzz when you pass electricity through them?
"Delightfully Chinese"
That one-child policy influencing engineering decisions
Fun thing about stainless steel, the magnetic whatchamacallit isn't just affected by the alloy but the crystalline structure of the metal. I picked up some 316l ball bearings online recently and decided to check if the were magnetic and they were but halfway through writing my angry email to the seller I decided to do some research.
Apparently the work hardening that happens during the polishing phase can also cause a portion of the metal to enter a more magnetic crystalline structure, rather than the nonmagnetic austenite structure of most 300 series ss. So having learned that I went out to the garage and found my old steel bb pellets of unknown province and sure enough they were MUCH more magnetic than the ss of the same approximate size.
The water should be soapy, unless your baby is an amphibian or perhaps a plant
Lukewarm and soapy, if it's a rubber plant...
Would it electrolyse the water if you connected it to a dc supply instead?
Probably.
+Mr Rishi The Cookie Yes.
+Mr Rishi The Cookie Yep. And produce Hexavalent Chromium. Nasty shit.
+zaprodk i am not convinced that on AC that it does not impart a small amount of it into the water
+Mr Rishi The Cookie If it has 50 Hz frequency, then yes.
Had to pause numerous times to wipe the tears from my eyes. What do babies do at 50-60hz? Priceless!
Having a particularly miserable day health wise, but you still managed to make me howl with laughter! Bravo sir, appreciated...
The product makes sense once you realize it's meant for baby girls.
too far (in)
Aw hell, I meant it as a reference to China's one child policy and the practice of killing female babies.
+Dylan Collins I'm dying
Dylan Collins just thinking of that brought me to new life so no, but thanks
Deer Viehch I could imagine an episode of "beyond scared straight" where this massive black guy walks out with this thing in his hand, plugs it into the wall and the kid just saying "ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!"
Nice demo.. I'd throw a couple of hot dogs in there to see if they cook. I'd also use a probe thermometer to find out how hot the water gets too. I best most of these are imported to third world countries to help population control.
Actually, after I've got the 300W model, I found out our water is so chalky, the heater draws over 700W! I wonder what power the 2.5KW model would take..
This is one of your best videos Clive
Ha ha i allways love your madness and cracking doodles, that baby just looks so pissed off LOL :-D
Why do i think you will be looking for a stainless steel teatray to cut in half and make a 3kw version lol.
Yes the idea of heating water that way is madness but perhaps the local people in china have more sense to follow rules, unlike the daft buggers here. :)
its not really hard using a big container and aluminium foil. you could easily build a 20kw heater like that.
Take bath salts for best effect.
The baby cooking won my subscription, carry on good sir, carry on!
Your videos never cease to entertain!
Heat makes molecules more "mobile" so yes hot solutions have higher conductivity.
On the other hand it rises the resistance.
+drkastenbrot that's mostly due to boiling on the surface of the electrodes, it reduces the effective surface area of the electrode.
when Clive plugs a electrode heater in you always see a pattern of low power when cold, steadily rising power when heating until the first boiling occurs than it drops off.
+Erik Bruijn
That's due to the laws of superconductivity. Items with higher temperatures have higher resistances. This is why superconductors are always cooled......
+AmperaYT you are mistaken, superconductivity is something comletely diffent,
it wouldn't explain the current rising when the temperature rises.
it's due to lowering of the ionic resistance, because the ions in the water get more "mobile".
Ladies and Gentlemen... a half cut Clive...
+Max Mouse (Mmouse) That was sober Clive. One pint of cider is all it takes to make things MUCH weirder.
+bigclivedotcom hehe... The stuff you were making and are totally not going to distill under any circumstances?
+bigclivedotcom Oh god please make a video after you've had a few...
+bigclivedotcom really would have seen the one pint of cider Clive...that would have been aweosme...
.i mean weird
+abyssunderground look up the disko piss video.
3:11 to 3:50 ! Absolutely brilliant piece of refined humor !!
I don't know why but every time he said baby I cried from laughter
Clive, why would a baby be able to shit it's pants in the bath, I'm no farther but I'm pretty sure you don't wear pants in the bath.
Babies don't play by the rules of normal civilization
This is where Hertz becomes Hurts !!
Great video as always Clive ! Thanks.
Used to use the R A F version of the teacup model----two 4" nails through a piece of wood with twin flex to a bayonet plug in the overhead light in the hut.
Hi I just saw this one , your commentary through out was hilarious , but what really got me was the mention of the possibility of someone throwing it in a tub & immediately I thought of the old metal pipes that are getting more rare but do still exist and I know I used. Pipes for grounding a lot & it flashed a picture 9f someone popping every circuit in. The house using this , Great video though , very entertaining.
His voice when he started to talk about the baby, I thought please say 'Get in ma belly'
"Do babies buzz when you stick electricity through them?" 😂😂😂😂😂
the get in ma belly reference was superb!
I absolutely love your dark humor! :D
"That's a baby with an ice cream cone on its head"
Spewed coffee over the "get in my belly impression" hahaha. Subbed :-)
I'm surprised that these are "commercially produced" for sale. While in Cuba, I observed a lot of these shock/death hazards commonly in use, but all were homemade. They have these drop in heaters, electrified shower heater heads (improvised tankless water heaters) and electric alcohol-dipped wick kitchen matches to light up their gas stoves. They have creative lawn mowers made from electric fan motors. Motor bikes that run on about four types of fuel.
The visit was eye opening and almost.... shocking. :)
Naw I'm pretty sure live wire babies just vibrate like the phone dont they? I flippin luv this man's channel.
these unusual contraption tear downs are awesome, some of these devices i never knew existed
Ashens mentioned. Good, now I don't have to regret subscribing this.
I love it when you make videos after a few adult beverages!
"let's draw the sad onion baby" ... *draws the sad turban baby instead by accident*
You made my day, thank you!
Late to this channel (which is most excellent, well done bigclive) but as a student in the 80’s in Edinburgh little cup heaters were very common.
Your videos are really interesting, even to a non-technical person like me. Also you have the most calming voice; I love it.
Also is it bad that my favourite videos of yours are the ones in which you're dicing with death?
"then the baby will form a resistance at 120volts" couldn't stop laughing.
brilliant stuff this time around, keep it up
I love it how Big Clive commented on the eBay pages that have the items shown.
This is the most entertaining video ever
"Do babies buzz when you pass electricity through them?"
"Maybe they just scream historically"
Best video ever.
That has got to be one of the dodgiest electrical devices I have ever seen.
This & those electric shower heads.