DON'T Say These Phrases In GERMANY 🛑🇩🇪

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  • @kasiorap
    @kasiorap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    i really like how you're telling us not to say these sentences then you repeat them 4 times slowly 😭😭 this is why i love this channel

    • @Blackpanda03266
      @Blackpanda03266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha 😂😂

    • @JayLemke
      @JayLemke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jawohl. Ich habe alle durchaus gelernt!

    • @swan5351
      @swan5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @brianowens7314
      @brianowens7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing, don't say it, but here is how you say it. hahahaha

    • @richardblackhound1246
      @richardblackhound1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just about to make the very same point until I noticed your post, which thankfully was right at the top, lol

  • @gregcroon6768
    @gregcroon6768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why Germans don’t play Scrabble:
    Teppichbodenschliefmachienenverlieh

  • @BarkinBCharlie
    @BarkinBCharlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My experience with Octoberfest was over rated and was filled with drunk Bavarians and tourists! It was great!

  • @gregcroon6768
    @gregcroon6768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was expecting phrases that some would say by direct word for word translation. Z.b “Ich bin Heiß” “Mir ist Heiß.”

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe I can make a video about those in the future 😊👍

  • @kinsseyholmes709
    @kinsseyholmes709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hermann is my favorite character. he vibes. Hope he wasn’t too upset about the sayings.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just a bit but he'll get over it :D

  • @JayLemke
    @JayLemke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for such a good lesson on insults auf Deutsch! Do people really say "unbestimmte Arschgeige"? BTW, my all-time favorite Get Germanized video was the one where your "grandmother" reduces you to a sniveling puddle with the greatest torrent of German insults in history. Love to see her do it again!!

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, you can make up all kinds of insults and funny words/sentences in German. Not sure if many people will use them though, haha.
      Grandma is eternal. She might return one day.

  • @TiffanyHallmark
    @TiffanyHallmark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Das war sehr lustig. Es macht viel Spaß. I appreciate your help in this category. I'll make sure to not say any of the mentioned phrases when I get to travel to Germany. Vielen Dank.

  • @LauraTorresParra
    @LauraTorresParra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Just found your channel some weeks ago, and you rock at it! :) Also I saw a video from 10 years ago anddd is also awesome! It was so funny and still it is! :) Thank you!

  • @ambervaughn5637
    @ambervaughn5637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my Science so hilarious. Great detail in some of those!!! The end clip about hand shoes is so true!!! Now I am imagining people with shoes on their hands!! 😂

  • @karlhering594
    @karlhering594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like Hermann, you should keep him around. :-)

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a permanent employee. He's just been on a recovery journey the last couple of years. Hermann is a recovering Sauerkraut addict.

  • @CO84trucker
    @CO84trucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here in the states, I would only own a Beamer or Benz that's made in Germany. The German cars made in the USA or Mexico have too much Murphy's law.

  • @LibertyDino
    @LibertyDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Complexity and comedy?
    That is awesome.
    Also the one about German food was inspired by Austrians?
    My flatmate from Tiról is still not on board with German food.
    Greetings from Linz.

  • @saiyurikanda17
    @saiyurikanda17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The bit about german music was long and very specific. I love it.

  • @spoon1968
    @spoon1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The insults are so much more creative outside the states. We peaked in the 90s.

  • @KRAPYBARA84
    @KRAPYBARA84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idk why people think Germans arent funny lol- you’re hilarious

  • @josefkrakel9136
    @josefkrakel9136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a bier aficionado, I can tell you honestly that German beer is quite good. Kolsch, Rauchbier, Maerzen, Hefe, and WeissBier are among my favorites. They may not be available in your country, but you can brew and lager them with enough patience.

  • @rao2398
    @rao2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1000th view! And one funny thing! I was learning German from my tutor in zoom. Then a Duolingo notification popped up and said me to practise German 😂

  • @Sonicgott
    @Sonicgott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate stuff like this so that one can understand to recognize a type of insult in German.

  • @freifreiheit1330
    @freifreiheit1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One thing we can agree is "British food is horrible"
    Colonized half of the world for spices, ironically didn't put any good taste on their food.
    P.S. i thought it would be better than Indian cooking, unfortunately not.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, that's too bad :) Well, many people dislike German food as well so don't feel too bad.

    • @freifreiheit1330
      @freifreiheit1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GetGermanized the bradwurst, schnitzel, and beer are good at least.

  • @christianssgoulart
    @christianssgoulart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ich bin Brasilianer und meinen Großeltern sind von Deutschland nach Brasilien in 1918 gereist. Is es möglich zu glauben jemanden solche Sachen sagen würde.

  • @catherinepalmer4812
    @catherinepalmer4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was hysterical , I love Hermann . Thank you for making be smile after an awful day 😀

  • @asperger9
    @asperger9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Herrmann
    Ich verstehe nur „WAS?!“

  • @kasiorap
    @kasiorap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    noted.

  • @jacksayer9658
    @jacksayer9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Herrmann the German is a legend who should be protected at all costs...

  • @markhesse2928
    @markhesse2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It sounds like it must be very painful to speak with Herrmann’s voice! It’s kinda painful just to listen to it, but still kinda funny.

  • @richardblackhound1246
    @richardblackhound1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Sie sind eine nicht gestimmte Arschgeige" - werden Arschgeigen normalerwise gestimmi? Wie würde man das tun?

  • @speedracer1177
    @speedracer1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ich liebe München! Going to Oktoberfest is on my bucket list. I will not send in a video, but my favorite German word is Kinderkrankenschwester.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A good word indeed 😊😊👌🏼

  • @kippen64
    @kippen64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Der Handschuh is my favourite German word too.

  • @Jasmine-b9u4z
    @Jasmine-b9u4z หลายเดือนก่อน

    You and anyone else who has gone to Germany with some useful lessons. I'll let the videos teach me. With Gael areas I'm having to learn what just looks like modern English but is actually an old less known word, and with your large section I'm having to gain knowledge between slang phrases, and the caution of little-known facts of phrases that sound like insults to other people when putting aside regular English of America.

  • @sibbyline
    @sibbyline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Am I the only auslander who actually likes traditional German music? haha for real 😊🎶

    • @JayLemke
      @JayLemke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like you need a certain chemistry to appreciate House, so you need a LOT of Bier to enjoy that Musik!

  • @chai2670
    @chai2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Germany has the best cars 💯%

  • @oskarnadj3463
    @oskarnadj3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite German word is "Kabelsalate" . Thing that should not say in Germany , i actually heard from German. Something like :" Germans have so much sausages , bicous they are lazy to use other words. Everything is sausage , from weaner to pressed ham."
    Thanks for this kind of videos. It's a kind of words and cultural informations man can't find anywhere else.

  • @samuelzev4076
    @samuelzev4076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ich glaube die zwei wichtigste dingen, die in Deutschland nicht verstoßen werden sollten sind deutsche alkoholische Getränke und ihre Autos

  • @nataliehelmig920
    @nataliehelmig920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn’t sprachlos more just literally translated as speechless?

  • @NajwaLaylah
    @NajwaLaylah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad to be your audience while you got all those Forbidden Phrases off your chest, sir.

  • @charleshamilton9274
    @charleshamilton9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What the hell is an “iltis”?

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's some sort of weasle 😁

  • @edwarddenton8262
    @edwarddenton8262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Herrnann is the best

  • @flibbertygibbet
    @flibbertygibbet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to look up iltis. It's a polecat.

  • @NajwaLaylah
    @NajwaLaylah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What makes German music beautiful is the Düdelsack.

  • @brenda7564
    @brenda7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hemm okay, thoose pretty long sentence. I won't say...

  • @LCMM2150
    @LCMM2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:12 A better English word for "iltis" should be weasel.

    • @LCMM2150
      @LCMM2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a critic, just help.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No problem, that's actually a word I had to look up. I guess the dictionary was wrong ^^

  • @gregcroon6768
    @gregcroon6768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite German word is Luftmessstation because there are three “s” in a row.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good choice! 😁

    • @jakubsalaj
      @jakubsalaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oder Eisschnellläufer hat drei Buchstaben "L" in der Reihe

    • @eyeeyeoh
      @eyeeyeoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leica ist meine Lieblingsmesssucherkamera.

  • @dearomania8289
    @dearomania8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one could ever say that German cars are crap!
    But the food though... 🙄😅 *don't kill me, pls*

  • @JayLemke
    @JayLemke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mein Lieblingswort auf Deutsch ist "Quatsch!"

  • @Gesundheiterkeit
    @Gesundheiterkeit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I mean... if one is a diehard fan of Czech, Belgium beer or even American lager, you could see them poking a joke about German beer.
    Aber mach sich über Deutsches Auto lustig? Who would dare 😂

  • @ShyScorpion
    @ShyScorpion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love Hermann lol

  • @VieraXXII
    @VieraXXII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, well Oktoberfest is on my list of events as a tourist 😅 tut mir leid. But I am going to go with native Germans.
    German food is the root of most our food in Ohio, so I like it ❣️

  • @jwtg5684
    @jwtg5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But I've missed Herman the German. ; ) This is the start of of one "Du bist ein " ha, ha Google Translate will not translate the last word. The word would be part of a Esel's
    physiology, No offence intended. : D. John W.

  • @MrAravind35
    @MrAravind35 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the world everyone learns something and put the rules around them. And saying don't do rhis and that.. If we tell this to kids who are pure and clean soul they will laugh at us..

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So what you're saying is don't be rude.

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I'm saying is "this is just a funny video, don't take it so serious".

  • @FanaticGlacier
    @FanaticGlacier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ich habe lustig es gefunden. Es ist interesant weil sie schutz ihrer Produkte sind.

  • @bostonmeadhorn4897
    @bostonmeadhorn4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude! Any Bavarian would laugh and agree that Oktoberfest is over rated and for drunks?
    How do you get a a featured favourite word in German? Mines Möpse! I see lots of pugs around my neighborhood of all different colors.

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So basically don't talk shit about anything that has to do with beer 🍻 or food

  • @AlonsoQuijanoP
    @AlonsoQuijanoP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30 but thats actually true XD German food is simple, bland and flavourless. And about beer, well, Polish beer is better than German beer ;)

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How dare you?! 😂😂😁❤️

    • @AlonsoQuijanoP
      @AlonsoQuijanoP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GetGermanized Sorry but there is no chance against Peruvian Food ;)

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if he's just ranting, but covering it as a "don't say this"??😳

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dear MomentousCrazynoob, What an interesting theory my dear Sir. Deep thoughts in dark times. I appreciate it.

    • @momentouscrazynoob1709
      @momentouscrazynoob1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GetGermanized I forgot to reply to this a long while ago, my bad xD. I wanted to say that this was supposed to have a joking tone to it, but now that I look at it again, it seems kinda serious. So my bad. I wish you the best tho :D

  • @alberto19542010
    @alberto19542010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Too complicated sentences

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure you'll get to that level eventually and then you can come back to this video 😊🇩🇪👍

  • @BDGKruger
    @BDGKruger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂

  • @ghostchasewrestling
    @ghostchasewrestling ปีที่แล้ว

    Im sorry fam but the car thing i will die on that hill 😂😂😂 dodge challengers all the way

  • @hambikv8005
    @hambikv8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    in other words don't criticize harshly in Germany ? =|

  • @clarissadelias6922
    @clarissadelias6922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🙀😅🤣😄🙌☀️

  • @nogaalon9936
    @nogaalon9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do people really say these things?

    • @GetGermanized
      @GetGermanized  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People say all kinds of weird stuff :'D

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But modern cars are tottaler Schrott! However NSU cars, Audi 50, Polo mk 1, Golf mk 1, W116, 200 D and 280 E, now those are cool.

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My question is what is an ass violin?