@@Pitch-Dark_Hook_the_Great we're under non-Russian video. If you want to speak Russian with me, find me under video in Russian. Otherwise I will respond in English only, I want other people to understand the conversation.
I made childes artifacts since 1.1, I drew childe with zhongli in kimonos and a fox mask. I also animated a chibi childe rolling in a mat. I simped childe ever since he called me ojou chan. AND I GOT JEAN THIS TIME-----
Childe: *proud that he did 121009 damage* Also Childe: *proceeds to get 146332 in Cryo Regisvine and Pyro Regisvine then gets 152554 on killing hillichurls*
@Cedric Lee 10 million tf, I do agree that they have reached high damage outputs much easier than other characters, Hu Tao and Childe are Nukes, 2 mil record on both of them
Hushhh, Iliterally cried when I tried to pull for him, I used all my primogems which was enough for 50 pulls and didn’t get him, I even collected starconch😔
@@oliwiarakyt With 2p Nobless and 2p glad later changed to 4p heart of depth with r1 rust and max artifacts? Plus my terrible luck in substats? U sure? I've been using him since the first banner he came in and look at Zhongli, Albedo, Ganyu, Xiao, Hu Tao, Jean, Mona and heck even Xinqiu is even better dmger than him Plus his talent levels are 9/9/9 and what I got, 3-4k crit dmg with E, 30-50k crit with ult. While others even Xinqiu deal 11-30k dmg per second. Plus new floor 11 making him useless when his E is in cd. TELL ME WHAT'S BETTER BUILD TO HIM.
The last few parts before the ending actually made me feel sad for some reason. It's like the tirade of a once legendary team whose mission was to become the most powerful, most destructive force known to man, only to be reduced to a bunch of happy friends finding meaning in life and basking in the joys of adventure to live another day.(or the lack of life and days thereof. [Disclaimer: Childe did not die during the collection of editing footage]).
only character that can wield 2 different weapons ✅ only character that is a weekly boss ✅ first character to implement 'op but has cooldown' mechanics ✅ hot ✅
Ooh! Imagine if Scaramouche in the future becomes like that too! Like he becomes a weekly boss yet he still would be a playable characterrrr :v just imagineeee
*Childe in the lore:* I don't need others! I'm a one man army! *Childe as a playable character:* I need a good team and elemental reactions to do high damage!
It's 1 a.m, I have to wake up early tommorow because I have a road trip of like 4-5 hours with my gf. I just couldn't hold my laugh when "I don't have enough resin"
@@pancake8180 aside from the jade cutter, probably the artifact set is hp, atk, atk%, geo dmg bonus, crit dmg; 2 set archaic and 2 set gladiator with godly stat and sub stat Oh also don't forget the showcase also make use of geo resonance, hence the ridiculous dmg lmao
so childe's 3rd rerun is coming!! I've watch this video like so many times. finally i can pull for him since i had to skip his 2nd rerun for zhongli :D
@@butteredtoast3031 yes!!! i got him after lose 50/50 to c2 qiqi. didn't expect too much since i always lose the 50/50 every time. hàve enough wishes to hit pity twice, and he came home!!
this makes me wish i had friends to do stupid shit like this in the game with :’D also that editing is reeeally good im honestly jealous (that bennett transition is *chefs kiss*)
@@llenlly i dont trust other people a lot of them seem very..... not nice. especially with others' experience in people just coming and taking shit then leaving
@@radlegowaffle I'm the same tbh. I just want someone to fool around with and waste time why do they gotta feel like we need to farm or kill smth i just wanna chill :,-)
@@Mamon_Saleh tbf i feel like the game doesnt really offer much to do in coop other than farm and kill stuff together. theres the event going on now but i feel like you can only do that for so long. and i guess the card game too. i dunno, i wish there was more to do in coop ahaha
3:10 "well I haven't unleashed my full potential yet"
*proceeds to fuse with John Lee*
JOHN LEE BYE 😭
Bủh lmao
Imagine a gnosis Zhongli and foul legacy Childe fusion... Damn ....
omg he’s lying he’s already unleashed his full potential.. *FUSING WITH JOHN LEE*
John Lee-
*WHEEEZE*
Hu Tao promotes Childe banner like how she promotes her coffin business. Legit af.
yeah. she's probably waiting for him to die
@@lichichi or Maybe she is using childe to increase the number of clients
@@demonyt2505 probably both
@@lichichi she had succeeded, Childe died a lot in this video :D
A happy Xiao. Legit af as well
I couldn't hold it anymore when Childe took the fire out of the cook pot and proceeded to run.
I always do that to my cousin and he always gets mad
Me, a half Amber main: no prob 👌
this one Childe main kept doing that and then I decided to burn him with Yanfei's Q
he died and then had to revive at the SO7 :"D
@@pallavi6013 LMAO I WISH THAT HAP0ENED TO ME THATD BE HILARIOUS
Me a Klee main: serious rn?
"Could you kindly delete the footage?", Dumbledore asked calmly.
Reality vs What Rowling actually planned.
''harry did you put you're name in the goblet of fire '' ,Dumbledore asked ''calmly'' while pushing harry against the wall aggressively
CALMLY
@@amine_skywalker5561 not aggresively, *calmly*
@@unpaidduo lmao it kinda be like that though
2:04
John Lee: "What's Childe doing?"
Aether: *_"he's beginning to believe"_*
"try mental childe, not physical"
the comment above me is correct
"I am the least adept with a bow, and that is precisely why I must master it"
- Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax, 2k20
Lmao how are present in every single Genshin related video's comment section?
its the pancake archon
I am intrigued by how this fandom loves and hates childe simultaneously
Akechi from P5 gives greetings.
@@XLuxtra LMAOO
he's very easy to love AND hate at the same time
@@XLuxtra hate Akechi
@@XLuxtra akechi is love, akechi is life
i love how hu tao is promoting childe's banner here and then now they're back to back banners
Lmao
Cool childe moment no clickbait very cool must watch!
now it's time for childe to compliment hu tao
The reason why childe has an rerun banner is the last time we will see him cause hu Tao will bury him
@@yumixxxx4984 oh boi, this didn't age well
**Trying to make Childe look appealing**
5 secs later: *Fights oceanid, and hydro slimes*
Yeah seems legit.
All according to plan
@@HowdyHii omg too smart
Physical Childe so true
@@HowdyHii
Translators note: plan means keikaku
@@HowdyHii no more identity V :(
"*dramatic russian*"
As a Russian, I can confirm that he's way too dramatic
Хахааххааххахах лол
@@Pitch-Dark_Hook_the_Great ?
@@cyberonroll что
@@Pitch-Dark_Hook_the_Great we're under non-Russian video. If you want to speak Russian with me, find me under video in Russian. Otherwise I will respond in English only, I want other people to understand the conversation.
@@cyberonroll Люди могут писать на любом языке под любым видео. Да и назвать это диалогом сложно. А ты решил поумничать на ровном месте.
6:05 it started raining cause u have bennet on the team xD
why is everything benny's fault 😭😭
I like how Bennett himself says that Rain is always the weather that travels with him.
@@natxon because he unlucky af
@@geeknat8981 its not his fault :(
@@hxnx3900 he summons the rain... And the rain follows him
I relate with John Lee simp on a spiritual level
Dazai
Dazai
Dazai
Dazai
Dazai
**DrAmAtiC rUsSiAn** I cannot-
Omy the blind girl
Ikrrrr
Even funnier when you're Russian, because the way he's saying is hilariously weird to us
It’s always dramatic Russian
Бойтесь нас
3:44 "how to stop crying" felt that
2:05
aether: wtf is he doing
zhongli: his best.
"He's beginning to believe."
@go ngaih cing :O WOW
@go ngaih cing but in the boss fight?
@@zfaydogdu I mean he was kinda easy to fight in the boss fight-
@@justahooman0ntheplanet *me tried 7 times to beat him and didnt win once*
Childe: Do you by an chance not like me-
Traveler: I don't like you.
Childe:
Basically.
No no. You are wrong.
Unindentified: do u by any chance don't like childe.
Razenhigh: I don't like u.
Unindentified:
@@chenab7474 Welcome to the joke
/r woosh
Exactly
Wait....
Childe calls us comrades
Kokomi does the same
Childe has a sister
both of them are hydro users...
IMPOSSIBLE-
You mean Kokomi in Inazuma is Tonia from Snezhnaya?
@@athendity2567 Have you ever seen them in one room at the same time?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!?
TONIA
Now its more shocked
"im saving for C1 john lee"
"simp"
"simp"
i feel attacked because im the same 😭
Simp
Simp ✋😔
Simp
Good simp
ME TOOO NHELP
Zhongli: anything good?
Childe: i dont have enough resin
Zhongli, Bennett: ***hide the pain***
Its Aether, not Bennett
@@xtreem997 it's bennet at 3:40
More like "hide killing intent"
Lol that happen to me.
How to kill poeple legally
Childe: *gets 121k dmg* that's my highest dmg
literally two seconds later: *gets 151k dmg*
hmmmm
As a Childe main, I can confirmed this.
I made childes artifacts since 1.1,
I drew childe with zhongli in kimonos and a fox mask.
I also animated a chibi childe rolling in a mat.
I simped childe ever since he called me ojou chan.
AND I GOT JEAN THIS TIME-----
As a childe main with weaker damage than him I don't agree with this
I have 2 mains Diluc and Childe, so yeah.... that's fun
@@magiveem the pain of getting jean 😭😹
@@phantom_servant7980 bruh same🤣
6:17 the Bennet transition is so cool
riiiight!?!!!?! it was so cool haha. sometimes the editing is a little fast but their videos are so well made with their comedic timing
Lmaoooo right
Ikr
YESSSS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO COMMENTED ABOUT THE EPIC BENNY TRANSITION
True
It's all fun and games until this vid indirectly predicted 2.2 rerun banners with Hu Tao promoting Childe's banner.
Everyone wanting klee and albedo and my biggest flex is that I have both
>:((
I got Albedo... event I didnt get Klee.. I still have Ningguang
me having albedo and klee
also C1 diluc and jean
*this sound like a family*
Don't sleep with both of your eyes open bestieeeee 🤠
this is NOT a threat...but whenever ur not running, i get closer :)))
Disclaimer: No Childe was harmed in the making of this video.
No harm but tons of deaths
Child*
just his pride
Laughs in vodka.
Smol ganyu
"yey 50K dmg"
me crying in the back with my 3k max damage: *artifacts....*
That's almost near my damage(4500) and I am FUCKING LV 49 ar rank 30 ಥ‿ಥ
Wait y'all do dmg? ( My Xingqui bonk 300) AR 45
BRO AYAKA'S SKILL LITERALLY ONLY DOES 5K ON CRIT AND IM AR 52
@@lucasbazookas9837 artifact level? Leveled my main party artifacts to lv 8 and all of them are 4 stars as I couldn't get 5 stars ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Bro My highest is 126K with Tartaglia lvl 80 my AR is 50 =/
Aether: Keqing and Albedo also need love-
Childe: yes, but ✨𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼✨
And because of that their are going to trade albedo for keqing in the permanent banner
@@dimensionsormiss3519 isn't that leak fake? I still find it highly unlikely they'll do that
@@dimensionsormiss3519 it’s fake please don’t believe it
Damn
All of you thank you i know now. we dont need to talk only about that
I like how they always compliment their sister but when the two brothers face each other, its all insults. 😂
Wait the 3 players are siblings?
@@miscellaneous7777 Yes they are 😂
@@kabululue wait really? who was the sister?
@@renlele.. the one with the female bot voice probably
@@renlele.. i guess the john lee simp😂🤣
basically Zhongli and Aether babysitting Childe
Childe: *proud that he did 121009 damage*
Also Childe: *proceeds to get 146332 in Cryo Regisvine and Pyro Regisvine then gets 152554 on killing hillichurls*
@Cedric Lee that’s literally any character tho, bad artifacts = bad damage output
@@arie-is-bored But the RNGesus is mean to us
@Cedric Lee 10 million tf, I do agree that they have reached high damage outputs much easier than other characters, Hu Tao and Childe are Nukes, 2 mil record on both of them
@@randall6064 someone reached 8 mil with new cryo waifu
@@pepper4632 thought it was 5 mil record, or 4.37, when did she reach 8 million damn
Other bow characters : *Strategy,Dodging,Speed*
Childe : *YEET*
I am least adept with a bow, which is precisely why I don't use it.
Strategy? What strategy?
0:10 Im dying, that sound effect lmao
this is friendship in a nutshell
Truer words have never been spoken
as Rex Lapis once said...Indeed
Actually they are siblings-
i’m pretty sure i just fell in love with the childe user
Childe is an icon
an icon of not knowing where the clit is lmao
@@sad.3x3 *what*
Sup
@@revthescatman137 I said what I said
@@sad.3x3 But why
As a Childe main I have to say: this clip deserves 10 million views
omg 10 million views
@@ZenaMagto 10 million views
Let's go oo oo o oooo
As a Childe Main from Ar 19, I agree
*10 million dmg
I love how the Genshin Community comes together once in a while to roast childe but then also love him
"I'm saving for two different characters"
"Fine"
"I'm saving for C1-"
"SiMp"
As a Childe main it hurts me how he doesn't have so many pulls
He deserves more love
Hushhh, Iliterally cried when I tried to pull for him, I used all my primogems which was enough for 50 pulls and didn’t get him, I even collected starconch😔
I can definitely vibe with feeling
As a Childe main it hurts me how he sux unless u pay for a bp bow
@@IzaliyaIzawgawd
You didn't build him right did you
@@oliwiarakyt With 2p Nobless and 2p glad later changed to 4p heart of depth with r1 rust and max artifacts? Plus my terrible luck in substats? U sure? I've been using him since the first banner he came in and look at Zhongli, Albedo, Ganyu, Xiao, Hu Tao, Jean, Mona and heck even Xinqiu is even better dmger than him Plus his talent levels are 9/9/9 and what I got, 3-4k crit dmg with E, 30-50k crit with ult. While others even Xinqiu deal 11-30k dmg per second. Plus new floor 11 making him useless when his E is in cd. TELL ME WHAT'S BETTER BUILD TO HIM.
just found out this channel by accident. what a hidden gem
00:00
“Dearest sister... *TAR- TAR-* ”
Ehe
@Cedric Lee there was a cat that really was gone 😺
It was a shame how he carry ooooon💙💙✨💙✨
more like ᵗᵃʳ⁻ ᵗᵃʳ⁻
@「 Milkiiyie 」 0:03
Damn, Imagine having a good relationship with your siblings tho.
/intense blushing lumine
My biggest flex is that I get along with my siblings more than with my friends
I understand that. If I were in the Traveler's position, my other sibling would have just said "LOL goodbye" as the unknown goddess murders me.
@@thereza3 no the flex is you have friends
@@izeaanaya6183 fair
The last few parts before the ending actually made me feel sad for some reason. It's like the tirade of a once legendary team whose mission was to become the most powerful, most destructive force known to man, only to be reduced to a bunch of happy friends finding meaning in life and basking in the joys of adventure to live another day.(or the lack of life and days thereof. [Disclaimer: Childe did not die during the collection of editing footage]).
"i dont have enough resin"
PLEASE LMAO SOANOZNQODJQ
"im saving for john lee"
"simp"
"simp"
"what the-"
6:40 That camera zoom when he's walking got me dying of laughter
this is like a counter to when your bro roasted your xiao
3:45
“How to cook egg effectively”
“How to stop crying”
“How to kill poeple legally”
Y-you good Howdy?
at the bottom it says “how to be funny” 😭
@@HoneyBuneyy its just a recommendation chill
@@skyred7740 ...did i seem mad lmao. i was just saying what i saw at the bottom and thought it was funny
@@HoneyBuneyy then what's with the 😭and what does it have to do with being mad
@@skyred7740 its just an emoji bro lmaoo
I can't believe this was over 2 years ago.... our favorite ginger is still relevant in the story somehow
3:23 now I want to see your Aether build
2 petra 2 gladiator whit geo damage percent and jade cutter and probably 120 or 150 of crític damage percent
only character that can wield 2 different weapons ✅
only character that is a weekly boss ✅
first character to implement 'op but has cooldown' mechanics ✅
hot ✅
Ooh! Imagine if Scaramouche in the future becomes like that too! Like he becomes a weekly boss yet he still would be a playable characterrrr :v just imagineeee
@@LS-qs9ju true 😎
@@LS-qs9ju he choose claymore as his main weapon, because his height makes him least adept to it. So he must mastered it
@@LS-qs9ju also his third weapon is the hat, confirmed
Raiden shogun boss
I love my no-crit childe
He is so dramatic, so absolutely insane. He was my first 5* character and he still has a special place in my heart
4:34 lmao Childe just shoots the soup and runs away
It's revenge for make fun of him XD
@@izzanakun yeah lol
*Childe in the lore:* I don't need others! I'm a one man army!
*Childe as a playable character:* I need a good team and elemental reactions to do high damage!
Coming back to rewatch some old video. God this editing is pure gold, love it
As someone who does archery, Childe's yeeting of the arrow instead of actually *shooting* it...hurts ma soul 😫😫
Style > Practicality
The fact that’s the strongest hit of the combo ;-;
PLS SAME 💀💀 i cringe whenever i see it
@Cryo yup he's so bad he just yeets the arrow out of frustration
he can use any weapon but forces himself to be an archer bc he has to get good lol
2:34 "Didn't expect you to can't kill a boar"
Yo why is no one talking about this sick burn though lol
1:31 Zhongli proudly looking into the camera kills me smchrhqo
4:28 i was trying to stifle my laugh because everyone was asleep, but childe shooting at the cooking fire angrily made me burst out so loud!
It's 1 a.m, I have to wake up early tommorow because I have a road trip of like 4-5 hours with my gf. I just couldn't hold my laugh when "I don't have enough resin"
if they heard you... F
6:08 And here we observe some poor souls who forgot the time-skipping clock existed... bless their hearts 🙏
LMAO RIGHT ALL THREE OF THEM STANDING THERE LIKE 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
I think we can't change the time in coop
@@lynnzna You can iirc
@@lynnzna the host can
Changing the time doesn't change the weather
I tried
I'm so glad I found these 3 amazing and wholesome siblings
They are very comforting
The best part is where aether just flex that his elemental skill has more dmg than childe's burst XD
If you look closely, it actually dealt 300 less damage than Childe's burst.
@@Xedlord oh wait, you're right lmao. But it's still a burst vs skill dmg comparison XD
Do you by any chance know the build? :One mora?:
@@pancake8180 aside from the jade cutter, probably the artifact set is hp, atk, atk%, geo dmg bonus, crit dmg; 2 set archaic and 2 set gladiator with godly stat and sub stat
Oh also don't forget the showcase also make use of geo resonance, hence the ridiculous dmg lmao
@@dasap. k, tyy
4:16 where Zhongli just cooks up food while waiting for the battle to finish but fails miserably
imagine having siblings to play genshin with
Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈
@Ash Listen to rasputin
Dis stuck in my head noooooo-
Tar-Tartaglia , Snezhnaya's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on~
@@nyatjesyan LOL
remember when “Unidentified” was the only person without a 5 star polearm user? well they’re back with hu tao now 😌🤚
now that childe is coming back i gotta send this masterpiece to all my friends again
"Now that childe is coming back again again imma send this to my friends again" 😂 he just keep coming every year lol
dad: r u winning son
identified: **uses childes hydro attacks against hydro slimes** yes
"Keking and Albedo also need more love"
"Yes but that's not of our bussiness"
LMAOOO 💀💀
As an Albedo simp I agree :') he needs more love too
@@lostcheesecake Aiya I'm also an albedo simp! He definitely deserves more recognition 囧囧囧
As a Keqing simp both need more love yrs
As a keqing simp i also agree
@101 SAME
This has convinced me to pull for Childe in 2.2
The one dislike is from Unidentified
I read the title as "There was an attempt to eat the child"
No engrish
As a childe main, i love him sm and seeing him goof around like this is too much i forgot how to breathe
I'm just glad Bennett got some screentime 🤲🏻
same
Samee, Bennett deserves a lot better
BENNI BOUKEN SU
Zhongli and Aether get tired of Childe’s bs - the movie
To be honest everyday, i must watch 1 or 2 times a day. This is addicting, damn
"and BOOM 10 million damage :D"
"omg 10 million damage :D"
I CANT- 🤣
10 million damage :D
6:01
the "Crap, why's it raining~ GO BACK GO BACK" part it's make me laugh hard af
I watched this over anf over!! I love it ur meem! Keep going dood
The immune damages on the hydro slimes killed my Childe main soul 💀
As a critless Childe main I approve
Idk how many times I had watched this, but this is the glorious representation of a sibling relationship.
so childe's 3rd rerun is coming!! I've watch this video like so many times. finally i can pull for him since i had to skip his 2nd rerun for zhongli :D
It's been 1 month but did u get Childe
@@butteredtoast3031 yes!!! i got him after lose 50/50 to c2 qiqi. didn't expect too much since i always lose the 50/50 every time.
hàve enough wishes to hit pity twice, and he came home!!
‘i’ll let you pick the first one’
picks a hydro boss
"Do you by any chance don't like Chi-"
"I don't like you"
"Royalty Free Music"
* proceeds to play cursed birthday song *
Me: still waiting for the video "cool childe moment (no clickbait) *very cool* must watch!!11!"
1:45 Keking and albedo also need love
Childe: .....
*THAT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS*
Damn
“Do you by any chance dont like Childe? - I dont like you
Why did this masterpiece appear in my recommendations..JUST NOW EVEN THO THIS HAS EXISTED FOR 2 YEARS?????
Childe: *being murdered*
Zhongli: happy birthday : D
Oh wait this video is just basically aether and zhongli babysitting a *childe* XD love just how many time Childe die and the two have to carry him
this makes me wish i had friends to do stupid shit like this in the game with :’D
also that editing is reeeally good im honestly jealous (that bennett transition is *chefs kiss*)
then get friends. it's very simple join a random co-op, play with them for a while ,friend them then you have friends.
@@llenlly i dont trust other people a lot of them seem very..... not nice. especially with others' experience in people just coming and taking shit then leaving
@@radlegowaffle hm make sense but you can always go to co-op most of them are nice but i respect your decision
@@radlegowaffle I'm the same tbh. I just want someone to fool around with and waste time why do they gotta feel like we need to farm or kill smth i just wanna chill :,-)
@@Mamon_Saleh tbf i feel like the game doesnt really offer much to do in coop other than farm and kill stuff together. theres the event going on now but i feel like you can only do that for so long. and i guess the card game too. i dunno, i wish there was more to do in coop ahaha
Childe's banner:*players only rolling for 4 star characters*
Albedo and Keqing:First time?
4:39 .............that image will forever haunt my dreams
When you are trying to survive in the wild because you're broke but some Russian cumrag put out your fire and you can't cook anything
@@bienos R.I.P fire, 2021,died of childe abuse
This might be my new favourite video on youtube right now. I'm just here laughing to myself, great stuff.
childe mains having to farm the Oceanid for materials for childe: *mental breakdown ensues*
“That's none of our business" as he jumps out lmao.
“Why get Rosaria when you can get childe”
*C5 Rosaria and a Diluc* I’m cool with it bro
The legend says, *Oceanid is still wondering why a Human with Hydro Vision beating her Water Creature with full of hope*
1:28 JuhLii plays so cool that even bot at the left cant believe
When you wish and its golden
Me: OHHH IS IT CHILDE??
**gets Keqing**
MiHoYo: 😏
I would die for C1 keqing
I got c2 Mona from Childe’s banner, but yknow what I’m gonna go for guaranteed Zhongli now lmao
I got Qiqi :Kms:
@@yummy7848 why C1?
C6 is better lol
@@__-uk3qx I know, I just know C6 isn’t gonna happen lol
I DIED WHEN JOHN LEE SIMP STARTED PLAYING HBD