How to not xiao

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @keiev.7112
    @keiev.7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33316

    this is so chinese my cola turn into green tea

  • @popig.i5935
    @popig.i5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5727

    "Me playing saxophone would make more Anemo dmg than ur Xiao"
    BAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @rach-cv552
      @rach-cv552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      dang that hurt :(

    • @heavensaffair3565
      @heavensaffair3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Y'all didn't have to do them like that 🤣

    • @cazual8348
      @cazual8348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      whale

    • @tracy.4712
      @tracy.4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was on that part when i saw this comment

    • @hopeworld9515
      @hopeworld9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      COMEDY GOLD

  • @hengyiying
    @hengyiying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5069

    "Childe killing everyone for about 4 minutes."

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why does this have no replies

    • @T1mo777
      @T1mo777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@athyzkyh Because It's True... Nobody has any Arguiments against it

    • @Erwin-rb2iw
      @Erwin-rb2iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@T1mo777 nah , i beat him solo

    • @HappyXID
      @HappyXID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chilli D in archon quest: EZ.
      Chilli D in trounce domain: Shooty Shoot, Slicy Slice, WHALE.

    • @Kisune.
      @Kisune. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappyXID more shooting than just slaps everyone with a whale

  • @Mara_1337
    @Mara_1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    It's so funny how at 1:44 Xiao looks like he's holding onto Zhongli's ellbow like "dad, can we go, please? I don't like her" hahahaha

    • @veeinconfusion
      @veeinconfusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Cannot unsee

    • @X.lo.
      @X.lo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ya they seem like family

    • @extra_almondss9630
      @extra_almondss9630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's so sweet you just made my day 😄

  • @raiyahambermediodia8754
    @raiyahambermediodia8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6143

    “Yet I cannot watch the common folk suffer”
    **dies on the spot**

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      "This is an age of gods and monsters" 😂

    • @hanin_gurl
      @hanin_gurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lol had me dead.

    • @elliotgibsonroberts6672
      @elliotgibsonroberts6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If he cannot watch the common folk suffer then why didnt he come home :(

    • @literalfandomtrash
      @literalfandomtrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@elliotgibsonroberts6672 because you’re exceptional. :)

    • @veeinconfusion
      @veeinconfusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@literalfandomtrash You just crushed their hopes and dreams like how the Jade Chamber crushed Osial 😂😂

  • @razor5764
    @razor5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9815

    I would've laughed so hard if Xiangling switched to Childe when they said "Chinese gang"

    • @Shirokoru
      @Shirokoru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I love you

    • @ihshojhuf
      @ihshojhuf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      Damn razor can speak well now.

    • @imjusthereig
      @imjusthereig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Shirokoru im-

    • @razor5764
      @razor5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      @@ihshojhuf er-- razor means... he would smile a lot if cook girl... b-became carrot head when said "Chinese Gang"

    • @venti.69
      @venti.69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@razor5764 CARROT HEADHSJFBSJEJ

  • @makarony3051
    @makarony3051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    0:55
    Am I the only one who laugh at Dainsleif saying "ABYSS" with his damn strange face ?

  • @radiosilence8508
    @radiosilence8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4365

    me: has xiao spear so can we get xiao
    xiao at home: xiangling with xiao spear

    • @ShangMaoo
      @ShangMaoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm sorry but it's 4am and my brain isn't processing.. Can someone explain this comment to me.. I'm a little dumb late at night 😢

    • @niescient
      @niescient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ShangMaoo basically low bucket xiao

    • @ShangMaoo
      @ShangMaoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@niescient i don't understand "has xiao so can we get xiao"

    • @kyuu4540
      @kyuu4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ShangMaoo
      me: can we have xiao
      mom: no we have xiao at home
      xiao at home is dollar store brand xiangling

    • @Kast3rr
      @Kast3rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s your UID?

  • @jt_5202
    @jt_5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8793

    the composition of this video, the editing, the music choice, this video is a cinematic masterpiece and i've come back to it 28 times already

    • @haru8482
      @haru8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      ive lost count of how many times ive watched this

    • @alencar5843
      @alencar5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I'm literally stuck in this video

    • @lemo1467
      @lemo1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your pfp

    • @joanneloklok9461
      @joanneloklok9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very interesting, I keep watching XDD

    • @no_name-o7
      @no_name-o7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed

  • @loop1827
    @loop1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Zhongli missing his meteor at 3:10 was the catalyst of the potato chips I was eating going down the wrong pipe and me just laughing, crying, choking and almost dying from that point forward lmfao

    • @maryglaser9256
      @maryglaser9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      then you feel the chip in your throat poking your throat and water doesn’t help and its like “my time has come..” and slowly fade but someone shoves an egg down your throat

  • @angeliaelana4205
    @angeliaelana4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8410

    4:55 lesson learned: dont bring childe to beat childe or you will accidentally and stupidly beat your friend up

    • @reireiichi8980
      @reireiichi8980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      me with a friend................ *embarrassed noises*

    • @nadilaa3798
      @nadilaa3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      MY FRIEND DID THAT TO MY CHILDR

    • @Sbeigiie
      @Sbeigiie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@nadilaa3798 childr

    • @haruk2312
      @haruk2312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Lol I did that to my friend's childe

    • @xinyahu3128
      @xinyahu3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I learned a very important lesson thanks, but I don’t have friends.......

  • @officialmaru5271
    @officialmaru5271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5815

    3:24
    zhongli : *brutally attacks*
    also zhongli: *dies cutely*

  • @non-existent..
    @non-existent.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    watching this after six months and i’m still sobbing

  • @thunder8821
    @thunder8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    I remember a time when a chongyun main dropped his ice swords on me thinking I was boss childe

    • @-starlit4911
      @-starlit4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Going with Childe to kill Childe seems like a great idea wait

    • @xeros672
      @xeros672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@-starlit4911 i used the childe to destroy the childe be like

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But chong auto aim is kinda bad sometime

    • @iwaffle727
      @iwaffle727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@xeros672 i dont really have much of a choice cuz childe is main lol (tho the massive electro+hydro resistance in his 3rd phase is annoying)

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iwaffle727 waiiit what resistance? I thought he has none?

  • @ikindadontlikeyou9147
    @ikindadontlikeyou9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    3:06 'me playing saxophone would make more Anemo damage than ur xiao' is just hurt

    • @lokikeltie3567
      @lokikeltie3567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      honestly it made me chuckle
      QuAlItY cOnTeNt

    • @kimexostance
      @kimexostance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I laughed so hard I had to pause the video

  • @xy4223
    @xy4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "don't worry I got a buff"
    *Top ten words said before disaster*

  • @trypophobia7801
    @trypophobia7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    01:02 Aether looks so pissed , lmao

    • @pharuhs
      @pharuhs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Welll duh, he keeps asking "bich where sis" and peeps keep giving him chores XD

    • @vividvivvi7204
      @vividvivvi7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Traveller is suffering

    • @aliciamarie6739
      @aliciamarie6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      aether kinda lookin good tho in that scene 😭

    • @thetrueesteemedwizard
      @thetrueesteemedwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vividvivvi7204 yes.

    • @aqyllstar
      @aqyllstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, theres lumine in there if you didnt know. Maybe he can sense her lmao

  • @Kisuji_
    @Kisuji_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    3:11 lmaoooo that zhongli moment is just too godly

    • @szarinaj
      @szarinaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Man the way slide into action

    • @kana-scara
      @kana-scara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Morawa

    • @Arpin_Lusene
      @Arpin_Lusene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      _"Mora wa umarena garai ni kahe da ga, kahe wa umarena garai ni mora de wa nai~"_

    • @Kisuji_
      @Kisuji_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Arpin_Lusene lmaoooo the dedication

    • @Arpin_Lusene
      @Arpin_Lusene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Kisuji_ It's not that hard really haha. It's just his line where he said "All mora is currency, but not all currency is mora".

  • @valerie7830
    @valerie7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    5:27 this part had me crying 😰

    • @verevy
      @verevy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Italian lyric opera singer xiao activated

  • @harukisaclipper
    @harukisaclipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4690

    3:10 please Zhongli's entrance is so iconic i love it (also I can't count how many times I've watched this video-)

    • @nodrvgs
      @nodrvgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      ty for the replay button

    • @ayakoha
      @ayakoha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      so iconic but he didn't hit anything with his burts lmao

    • @X.lo.
      @X.lo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I died laughing

    • @markermanbfdi
      @markermanbfdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nodrvgs I will have brother

    • @definitelynotjames
      @definitelynotjames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What's the background music tho

  • @vanguard1689
    @vanguard1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    I love how they accommodated for the Xiangling player by saying Chinese gang instead of ignoring them and going 5-star gang. I low-key expected y'all to yeet her out of there XD

    • @mint49
      @mint49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      inclusion :D

    • @fuzzystudiosofficial
      @fuzzystudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mint49 yay :D

    • @zesucculent7564
      @zesucculent7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      in a funny turn of events, that xiangling player now owns a hu tao XD

    • @Meimoons
      @Meimoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Liyue gang!

  • @kuroshi_anaki
    @kuroshi_anaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "me playing saxophone will probably do more anemo dmg than ur xiao"
    *I CAN'T BREATHE-*

  • @DaisyHolden
    @DaisyHolden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    At 5:07
    Childe: i think im doing great
    Foul legacy childe: where tf you shooting

    • @lucapegger
      @lucapegger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      *PROCEEDS SO SUMMON AN ENTIRE WHALE*

    • @smugnarancia1270
      @smugnarancia1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@lucapegger proceeds to summon every non f2p player*

    • @Doctor_Haeresys
      @Doctor_Haeresys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO THAT WAS MY FAV MOMENT

  • @naufalazaidi8612
    @naufalazaidi8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4060

    Omg that Zhongli part at 3:11 made me laugh so hard

    • @claudeherac
      @claudeherac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yes!

    • @chibiga1353
      @chibiga1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      That was the best part imo

    • @BarbieVX3
      @BarbieVX3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me too hhhh

    • @geezitenrblx7569
      @geezitenrblx7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same lul

    • @rye5308
      @rye5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      LMFAO SAME I KEPT REPEATING IT HHAHAAHHAA

  • @myrtle1449
    @myrtle1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Howdybii has perfected the art of comedic timing.

  • @mightyproduction6
    @mightyproduction6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    3:10 this scene looks even better than an avengers movie scene

  • @OwlCity447
    @OwlCity447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3834

    am i the only one who finds it funny that zhongli has the woman voiceover while xiangling has a guy voiceover? 😂😂

    • @Kast3rr
      @Kast3rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      wait really?

    • @Vasklorid
      @Vasklorid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      The Google translate voice.

    • @atlun1010
      @atlun1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      I knew cuz its his sister who has zhongli while his lil bro has xiangling but i also cracked up too 😂😂

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait so is wishing stars his sister or just a friend that is a girl

  • @nothing11558
    @nothing11558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Man this entire video is a fucking masterpiece. I love howdybii's style of editing. There is only one other youtuber who I've seen who is this good at something similar. It's kind of a sensory overload, but at the same time, not something which doesn't make sense at all. Since there is so much shit in it, you can watch it so many times and there is a lot of stuff to notice.

    • @firestar6302
      @firestar6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same, the only other YTer I know who does these kinds of sensory overload edits is LABY. If you're interested in crack anime edits, check out her channel, especially her Dance with Devils and Diabolik Lovers series.

  • @loranceli9731
    @loranceli9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    I broke when Howdy tried to attack their teammate mistaken for NPC Childe 😂

    • @Woooahhhhh
      @Woooahhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We all have done it before

    • @JupiterNTheReader
      @JupiterNTheReader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Havent

    • @Kisune.
      @Kisune. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @McKlee lol yup I was trying to dodge the player childes bow atks one time

    • @Orangebananana
      @Orangebananana ปีที่แล้ว

      I relate as a Childe main

  • @ninjay2205
    @ninjay2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    “Playing my saxophone would do more anemo dmg that that”-xiangling

  • @mohnester
    @mohnester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    1:57 this part never gets old

  • @DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5.
    @DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    None:
    Everyones reaction when they hear their friends got what they got too: 1:18

    • @teru753
      @teru753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      damn for real. I've been saving for Xiao for 2 months and my sister and her bf just got him that easily... I've never been this sad in my life

    • @Mochaskos
      @Mochaskos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@teru753 bro Fr tho my little sister plays with me and in 2 single pulls she got diluc and Xiao while I saved up from about 3 weeks and got c2 beidou

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I KNOW I worked so hard to get Xiao and I skipped ganyu and everything and suddenly my friend (who got ganyu and started saving right after she got her) pulled Keqing and Xiao in 2 ten pulls

    • @puddingrika
      @puddingrika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I saved for Xiao for a month and got him at 73, my best friend didn't save, did a single pull at 30, and got him :'>

    • @NgocNguyen-sq6cw
      @NgocNguyen-sq6cw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chocolate Rikachu me who got him at 77
      And Nothing else (;ω;)

  • @yowaaalepico237
    @yowaaalepico237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    3:10
    bruh that zhongli part killed me

    • @urboiyuan7748
      @urboiyuan7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      DIDNT know vid can murder 😧

    • @yowaaalepico237
      @yowaaalepico237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@urboiyuan7748 it definitely murdered me with laughter

    • @jagaasuncion8447
      @jagaasuncion8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "This is the age of gods and monsters..." : 700 dmg
      "Yet I cannot watch the common folk suffer" barely 1k dmg
      I eksdeed irl and died from lack of oxygen

    • @akikuroiuma2158
      @akikuroiuma2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jagaasuncion8447 lemaooooo i think he got the wrong artifacts for Johnlee

  • @rbzdf
    @rbzdf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:03 Aether looked so done with everything. Total mood

  • @xiaociao9908
    @xiaociao9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    why do i keep coming back to this

  • @MugenKitsune
    @MugenKitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Love how at 3:25 it looks like childe back elbowed zhong li so hard zhong li melted into the floor

  • @fareedwada1992
    @fareedwada1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2:37 i think chongyun was trying to exorcise a demon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yuriloll
    @yuriloll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9803

    my respect for people who still main traveler 📈📈📈📈📈

  • @moeesaan
    @moeesaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    5:43 dang xiao rlly said 🕴️

  • @kinukoowo5223
    @kinukoowo5223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    can we just take a moment to be jealous of howdybii's luck
    he literally got diluc and xiao in 40 pulls
    painful wallet-burning memory flashback intensifies
    also john lee literally said "her" for xiao 1:16

  • @youngkyle5516
    @youngkyle5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    3:08 omg when i hear Zhong li's theme song here during the solo battle, i was smiling.Then, the ending got me laughing so hard.

  • @Hoshiko_the_Star
    @Hoshiko_the_Star 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Xiao when misunderstandingly trying to hit teamate's Childe: Wait where is the boss's HP and where is my damage on it?????

  • @bestpatootieyamakami
    @bestpatootieyamakami ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Its 2023 and i still enjoy this video lmao, it gave me that time when i cried over not getting xiao

  • @hanabi_hinode2101
    @hanabi_hinode2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    2:11 bennett is so relatable

  • @parwez6173
    @parwez6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    3:10 that Zhongli entry just killed me... lmaoooo

  • @alinakio3183
    @alinakio3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can't... the whole 2:55 - 3:30 is such a gem. Think I replayed it at least 5 times XD

  • @mr.snuggles3564
    @mr.snuggles3564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    2:31 holy shit this killed me, i need a replacement stomach

    • @notimetolive12
      @notimetolive12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same.🤣🤣🤣

    • @X.lo.
      @X.lo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Xiangling: AAAAAAAAAAAA
      Xiao: *k a l m*
      Chongyun: *8 bit starts*

  • @arius4602
    @arius4602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    0:48 "Oya, Zeh, Buunde burendo" I'm dead

  • @Akirachan628
    @Akirachan628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    those video's will never get old to me, I'll probably rewatch that 15yrs later and cry in nostalgia of the good times :'))

  • @sumiko_1384
    @sumiko_1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3318

    In Chinese the word “Xiao” can mean “small” or “smile”
    So when you said “How to not “Xiao”
    I was like 🙂

    • @nomznom5470
      @nomznom5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      xiao is also an instrument w h e e z e

    • @kiwi3996
      @kiwi3996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      It can also mean crazy 😂😂

    • @nightingale3688
      @nightingale3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Xiao can mean sm a l l

    • @suruo1972
      @suruo1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It’s a different xiao

    • @peanutcoma9274
      @peanutcoma9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You are very wrong it’s a different Xiao it’s not pronounced as 小 but rather as 魈 xiāo

  • @willow_song2596
    @willow_song2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    It's really fun being Xiao when you're doing your ult, get frozen, then the game does a thing where you fly really high up when you're frozen, then you shatter as you fall down and die.

    • @smugnarancia1270
      @smugnarancia1270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it works the same with kazuha, but he doesn't die

    • @ZE.brigitte
      @ZE.brigitte ปีที่แล้ว

      He can also die...learned the hard way@@smugnarancia1270

  • @birbs.8449
    @birbs.8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This video never gets old for me

  • @deisforschool
    @deisforschool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    i need diluc and xiao at the same time wtf

  • @averii3286
    @averii3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    2:34 cracks me up everytime-

  • @Jagiyoborahae
    @Jagiyoborahae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I dont care how old this is, it’s still one of my favorite videos on TH-cam.

  • @Arpin_Lusene
    @Arpin_Lusene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    3:11 _"Mora wa umarena garai ni kahe da ga, kahe wa umarena garai ni mora de wa nai~"_

    • @donniellaplayz7069
      @donniellaplayz7069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In English it says :
      I don't get a rare crap , but I don't get a rare crap

    • @Arpin_Lusene
      @Arpin_Lusene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@donniellaplayz7069 In mine it said : "It's a rare crap, but it's not a rare crap" haha. It's definitely telling us to be careful when using google translate lol. It's his line where he said "All mora is currency, but not all currency is mora".

    • @joisaita6522
      @joisaita6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Arpin_Lusene because you wrote 貨幣 _kahei_ as kahe 😐
      Actually lots of mistakes in what you heard so of course it will show crap - "mora wa umare nagara ni kahei da, ga, kahei wa umarenagara ni mora de wa nai"

    • @Arpin_Lusene
      @Arpin_Lusene 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joisaita6522 Sorry, I don't know Japanese. I just wrote that by ears so I can try to say it back. It feels nice to say it lol.

    • @X.lo.
      @X.lo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHAHA THAT PART GOT ME

  • @0h1kuz
    @0h1kuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    5:07
    Childe : i think im doing great
    Childe boss *proceeds to summon a fk*ng huge a$s whale : tf are u shooting
    (Edit) : Wtf 1,2k likes... I didnt expect that ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ Tq anyways

  • @painlesskun3959
    @painlesskun3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    AHHH GOOD IMMA DIE. This video is like literal perfection XD The music choice, the editing and storyboard everything was awesome XD True Genshin community is weird but it is weirdly funny

  • @jessicaguo697
    @jessicaguo697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Don't worry I got a buff"
    Is that my brother always says when go to beat Oceanid for his Childe.

  • @anjusinha2473
    @anjusinha2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Xiao: "that's not polearm"
    Meanwhile Jean: 😶

    • @aotenjoyer7815
      @aotenjoyer7815 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe each player brought one polearm charct, since WishingStar used Zhongli,…

  • @toki7382
    @toki7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why am I always come back here just to laugh. This is hilarious. I really like Unidentified!

  • @vision7208
    @vision7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    i love how at 3:26 it looks like childe just killed zhongli by kicking him lmao

    • @mappleedits
      @mappleedits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Childe disrespected an old man. shame SHAME

    • @reetisahu1880
      @reetisahu1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@evelynneclipse2069 forgive him he's just a child

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@reetisahu1880 A CHILDE SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN FOR DISRESPECTING AN OLD MAN. HE SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE ROCK

  • @tasmintomato7458
    @tasmintomato7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    5:07 PLEASEEE THIS SENT ME-

  • @nilojitnongthombam4444
    @nilojitnongthombam4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:10 I died laughing.The song and benny’s “ OK”

  • @gaminglexiconwizard
    @gaminglexiconwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    4:55 lmao

  • @miraininsa
    @miraininsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    For anyone who's finding the Chinese song, it's called 包青天
    (Been finding this for days)
    th-cam.com/video/6Ll6X6OxC5M/w-d-xo.html

    • @mangarajatyangsa
      @mangarajatyangsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks man

    • @HamaOW
      @HamaOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THANK YOU

    • @denkim10999
      @denkim10999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tried to shazam, didn’t work. Thank god you exist.

    • @sab-ro6km
      @sab-ro6km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I LOVE YOU

    • @onizuka8117
      @onizuka8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daniel Kim YEAH SAME (btw the music is unironically good wtf)

  • @qute1693
    @qute1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:42 Xiao's growls are so cute but it hurts seeing him growl because of his pain ;(

  • @Epictimereal
    @Epictimereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The legend has returned

  • @strawberrychoso
    @strawberrychoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    THE EDITING HAS ME ROLLINGGG

  • @KagamiSeiko
    @KagamiSeiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I religiously come back to this video everyday

  • @petra_icelake
    @petra_icelake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "your Xiao and John Lee can't do crap"
    *proceeds to die by whale*

  • @ra-inya
    @ra-inya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    someone's addicted to genshin..

    • @HowdyHii
      @HowdyHii  4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      shhh

    • @hellofriendurjourneyendshe2312
      @hellofriendurjourneyendshe2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah someone is tottally sus and paimon told me something too

    • @eanakay9510
      @eanakay9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hellofriendurjourneyendshe2312 yeah that’s kinda sus

    • @hypershadic762
      @hypershadic762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HowdyHii friend.
      When I watched this video the first time I laughed so hard it was amazing
      And month/ages ago I finally got xiao
      I main xiao too XD
      This is amazing I’ve saw your recent video too
      You guys are amazing XD

  • @ezhan6563
    @ezhan6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    3:26 got me laughing so hard, the perfect timing

  • @melsita9908
    @melsita9908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    If you guys aren't playing genshin you're missing out a lot honestly y-y Coming from someone who used to take idv rank seriously like it's a daily chore for several seasons. I won't even be surprised if howdy stops making idv content :'D

    • @vino-k5650
      @vino-k5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's me now I give up for honkai impact cuz why genshin so heavy-

    • @jcamsss
      @jcamsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vino-k5650 I feel u. Giving up my year's worth of grind to accommodate Genshin on my phone is just 🙃😭💔💔

    • @chichichai_
      @chichichai_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      please ever since i started playing genshin i started losing motivation to play idv seriously (especially rank and i had been the type to rank instead of sleeping); i only ever play casual now. i only really play when i have a friend with me otherwise i’d just be grinding on genshin
      the game’s less stressful, the lore is constantly touched upon, the graphics are stunning and the character designs are eye-catching. i honestly wished i had played sooner instead of keeping my distance. in idv, there’s constant pressure to do well in matches and it’s hard to relax while playing. it’s not helping that if you don’t perform well others would insult you relentlessly for it. the more i think about it the more i realise idv, as fun of a game it is, is quite taxing, as are most pvp games, that’s just their nature. the only downside i see to genshin is that it could get quite boring the more you play, especially at higher adventure ranks.
      i won’t be the type who’d force someone to play a game, especially if it’s just not their cup of tea, but if you happen to get tired of the constant pressure, maybe try genshin? in my opinion, it truly lives up to the hype.

    • @melsita9908
      @melsita9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chichichai_ so true bestie

    • @lucimaribizari9329
      @lucimaribizari9329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I’m like: k this daily quest is interesting but I won’t do the others, one quest per day is _fine_

  • @theuirseursyes
    @theuirseursyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "he came back when we needed him the most."

  • @hahdeadcorpse
    @hahdeadcorpse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember watching this when i started genshin, im getting genuine nostalgia.

  • @Kate-gg4ws
    @Kate-gg4ws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    3:24 Rex Lapis himself just died, but I'm here laughing my head off. I need therapy.

  • @taylornichols3793
    @taylornichols3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I literally have watched this video like 30 times and the “tf you shooting” gets me every. Fuckin. TIME

  • @miuhahh
    @miuhahh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    " Don't worry I got a buff "
    -Xiao's famous last words

  • @aerimage8863
    @aerimage8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    When Zhongli solo'd Childe and his theme song played 💀💀💀

    • @LesbianImpact
      @LesbianImpact 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      & died whilst his theme song was playing

  • @heheboi55
    @heheboi55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    5:07 I CAN'T SURPRESS MY LAUGH IM IN A MIDDLE OF AN ONLINE CLASS HELP-

    • @nneil5621
      @nneil5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw you some videos in the comments not this channel but other channel I swear I saw you before

  • @lattetobloom8583
    @lattetobloom8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just got xiao so i am not salty with this video anymore haha
    i already watch this multiple times before getting xiao because all of your video is funny

    • @ekin2807
      @ekin2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

  • @jakesanchez901
    @jakesanchez901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Is no one gonna talk about how basically every pole arm in the game is op

    • @kazooha2755
      @kazooha2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Polearm impact

    • @verevy
      @verevy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thoma

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@verevy did they stutter

    • @verevy
      @verevy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReiAnikaAyanami with your logic then you're saying that every character in the game is op, right?

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@verevy what

  • @nanathedelta8561
    @nanathedelta8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Man, as a fan of 包青天 since I was a kid. this brings back memory so much.
    But seriously though, I could not stop laughing throughout the whole video. the out of place music combined with superb editing makes everything so much more funnier. 😂

    • @snegopanda
      @snegopanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thank you!!! finally i managed to find this chinese song!!

    • @neilryancrescencio2768
      @neilryancrescencio2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks I found the song because of you~

  • @itsceskys
    @itsceskys ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Using this as my comfort show while eating workin studyin exercising-

  • @玖-d3n
    @玖-d3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    As a Chinese I laughed a little too hard when the music came on lmaooooo
    Edit: 4:49

    • @Praneeth_-
      @Praneeth_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What does that song mean?

    • @玖-d3n
      @玖-d3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Praneeth_- it’s a song named/about baoqingtian but its purpose here is to add the Chinese vibes here XD

    • @Meimoons
      @Meimoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@玖-d3n it’s very catchy

    • @akyukuu
      @akyukuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same I wasn't expecting it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessicaguo697
      @jessicaguo697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm Chinese too I never laugh so much with Chinese themes

  • @Nubspector
    @Nubspector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I am so excited for your next video next month !!

  • @sleepylady2723
    @sleepylady2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:55 dainsleif: *abyss*
    me who has never played genshin in japanese before: *kenjiro tsuda is that you?*
    now i'm gonna play it in japanese lol

  • @stupidheadwisp
    @stupidheadwisp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    1:13 yo this is such a mood because when I told my cousin I got him he said "oh I got him too and I got him right after he came out!" and my happiness went down the drain

  • @bruhloved4267
    @bruhloved4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    xiangling bullying xiao is my favorite thing ever

  • @gil1934
    @gil1934 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Physical Xiangling. This is truly a relic of its time

  • @myztikmixxa
    @myztikmixxa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    so basically a guide to see xiao getting bullied

  • @Usersuna
    @Usersuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:02 that is the face of a man who just wants his sis back

  • @QuyenNguyen-tc4dr
    @QuyenNguyen-tc4dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just a fact: The Chinese Gang's theme is the Bao Thanh Thiên's OST :) It's also known as Justice Bao, a legend movie on TV and Chingcheng Hanji is from its play version.

  • @crispy9158
    @crispy9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    i watch this every day manifesting for xiao when he eventually reruns

    • @crispy9158
      @crispy9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s almost my time

    • @crispy9158
      @crispy9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i’ve finally gotten my xiao 🥳 good luck to everyone pulling! (if you’re reading this random comment lol)

    • @sonjanevermind4927
      @sonjanevermind4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crispy9158 SAME I GOT HIM TODAY

    • @crispy9158
      @crispy9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sonjanevermind4927 AYOO CONGRATS!

    • @pantydropperr6002
      @pantydropperr6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lost him to qiqi 😭 hope i get him on another 20 pulls like in the video

  • @viperrrrrrno8049
    @viperrrrrrno8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Omg howdybii went out of his grave, i mean sleep

  • @fin6959
    @fin6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    rewatching this waiting for the non-existent xiao rerun :')

  • @Pootus5372
    @Pootus5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This just hurts me even more to see people getting 5 stars while I am still stuck with Mona lol..

    • @goldtaurus783
      @goldtaurus783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goodluck in your future pulls!!

    • @Pootus5372
      @Pootus5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldtaurus783 Thanks but my luck ran out a long long time ago

    • @rubychan6870
      @rubychan6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Whaaat, Mona is so godly, she's better than so many banner five stars plus the fact that she is a hydro catalyst burst character is so good. I really wanted her lol. You have awesome luck, don't get down because you didn't get a banner! You have one of the legit best five stars in the game.

    • @Pootus5372
      @Pootus5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rubychan6870 TY for the encouragement But I might quit genshin cause my crappy device can't handle it

    • @rubychan6870
      @rubychan6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pootus5372 oof

  • @felipesv8866
    @felipesv8866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Me playing saxophone would make more Anemo damage than your Xiao"
    -2021 best genshin roast.

  • @flop_for_life
    @flop_for_life ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You don't even want know how many times I've watched this video since it came out