Tucker to his wife: Happy anniversary babe. I got you a little something sexy. Tuckers wife: Ooh what is it? Something skimpy from 5th avenue? Tucker: Better. *Pulls out brown M&M suit* #Traditionalfamilyvalues
The implication here being that, prior to this, Tucker was sitting around thinking about how he'd love to take that green m&m out for a drink? Terrific.
@@tokidokiaudiobooks Well there's implicitly a problem with only one character having a color that real people have (brown). I also haven't seen her in commercials BUT what is REALLY IMPORTANT is that the GREEN one remains the proud sl*t that she has always been. Miss Green is every man's fantasy, whether they admit it or not!!
I mean, I like very stereotypically girly clothes, but I have zero desire to and derive zero enjoyment from wearing them. I'm sure he can find a woman to cosplay a sexy boot-wearing M&M for him. He has the money.
Bizarrely, these are the same "conservatives" who would blow a gasket about anything becoming more sexualized? It's almost like they don't actually have a stance on anything.
Exactly! In fact Tucker himself was outraged by WAP being overtly sexual and suggested that it could harm young girls. But now he thinks it’s bad that an M&M isn’t sexy enough. It’s bizarre how he holds both positions.
For Trumpers it's a maintenance shot of rage. If they stop being angry, FOX loses its hold on them. Carlson gives them something to feel enraged about every day.
@@rmcar549 That's only a defensible position if he were intentionally trying to lampoon the fact that conservative pundits will throw a tantrum over anything a la The Colbert Report. If it was meant in a humorous manner, it only makes sense if he's the joke.
@@khill8645Nah, Tucker is trying to infactuate his viewers by saying that the m and m changes are gonna turn him on less. He wasn't joking that the changes were terrible, he was simply trying to draw more of the viewers attention by saying something considered bizarre and therefore eye-catching. And tbh it's kinda his job to draw in people attentions and if that means that he has to talk about an m and m changing shoes well that's what he has to do.
Did you ever consider that perhaps he’s just trolling? He isn’t upset. He is pointing out that this is an unnecessary change because the green M&M was never hot. He is pretending to be the type of person that the M&M company thinks they are trying to fight with the change.
"Does anybody else find it strange that Tucker Carlson is so keyed into how attractive he finds anthropomorphized chocolate candy to be?" I laughed so hard for a solid minute
Yeah well, laugh it up, because the TRUTH is that EVERY MAN is secretly attracted to the green one, a.k.a. "Miss Green," she is a proud sl*t who is not embarrassed by her promiscuity and her bodycount of empty sexual encounters. They better NOT change her character. She's every man's fantasy, whether they admit it or not!!
I think Tucker does stuff like this to get the left to react. I just think Tucker is ridiculous all the time, but this was just a little too over the top, even for him.
I'm not sure how advertising himself as wanting to be aroused and date candy mascots is going to get worthwhile reactions from the left, but have at it I guess?
Tucker has the IQ of an M&M he reads what he's told to read and it's not to the well-educated! Propaganda only works if your dumb, the nazis burned books remember! the republican party has gone Q, the I is missing!
Correction Liberals: We need to do something about climate change, the inhumane prison system and systemic racism Leftists: That green candy is too sexy, desexualize it Conservatives: lol why though? What does that have to do with gender inclusivity?
@@pieshka4509 Because they were under the impression that doing so would make them more money. But I can't find one example of a leftist complaining about the mnm
@@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 so some leftist in the company used left wing rhetoric to aid the company and avoid any left wing backlash. But totally nothing to do with the left. Gotcha.
Imagine how out of touch you need to be to think people actually care about the characters inside advertisements that 99.9% of people actively try to avoid via adblock, skip add button, and premium subscription features.
The Right 4 years ago: "Jews won't replace us!" The Right today: "we deserve to be sexually attracted to anthropomorphized chocolate candy!" I prefer this development...
@@maivaiva1412 Tucker has already called for the death of all undesirables, tecnically speaking, and Laura Ingraham has already made a sieg heil to her Führer, so...
The marketing dept at M&Ms must have the easiest job in the world this week. No one would normally give a damn about this. But now it's getting all this free publicity from this bloke, and David as well
Tucker has revealed himself: all women on TV/Movies/Commercials must be super attractive and sexual. Wow, what a fine conservative stance. He calls it a “woke win” when a company dials down the over sexualized images in advertising. Looks like Tucker can never be on the right side of anything.
@@yusufdunphy5402 Oh, admit it. He has the hots for green M & M girl! I'd like to know, TC, what favorite color T prefers in Starburst candies??!!🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😐😐😐😆😆😆 DAMN!!!!!! It's a matter of national security, TC, don't you KNOW??!! And he's not even president anymore!!!!!! TC...you are a joke of a joke. May ALL your Swanson TV dinners, et al, be recalled for salmonella, bone parts, chicken toenails, listeria, urine- infested cat litter, Salisbury steak dinners infested with cow dung, or "other" body parts from a cow, (?) and need I go on? Let me guess, TC. Ms. green M & M blew you off, did she? And you're NOT satisfied?!🤣🤣🤣🤣Damn. I DID not want to go this way, y'all. But this "argument" TC stands behind, is as stupidly stupid as FUCK!. And ignorant people BELIEVE HIm!!!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@AndrewCarey69 I'm not a fan of any side of US politics, other than for its freak show value. I'll admit to liking Pakman's presentations, though occasionally and more recently some of his responses haven't been as well thought through as they probably should have been. Tucker, however, is pure show, and an indulgence in personal social manipulation. From my observation the 'left' does have a wide gamut of things that offend them, but it appears to be genuine offence, and also not with any sort of homogeneity of opinion. The "right" in the US appears to have taken on the role of the bully, and anything that annoys the "left" is fair game. I'll agree that most of what offends the "right" in the US is genuine, but it's based on a particular version of culture and religion found nowhere else in the world and that is highly unhelpful in the modern age.
@@AndrewCarey69 What has the left been offended by that you don't agree with? Racism? Sexism? Insurrection? Trump's idiocy? Being harassed for the religion one practices? Voting against bills that are beneficial to people who aren't billionaires? All of that seem to be legitimate concerns.
@@chriswatson7965 like the great philosopher chris rock said in relation to political partisanship/tribalism-"if you are in agreement with one side of a debate before you even hear it then you are a fuqqing idiot".and thats exactly what happens when you blindly support a party,either one....im not a fan at all of the whole left/right political paradigm and im not buying into it in the slightest...the current state of affairs makes a total mockery of the entire original premise anyway,doesnt it??wasnt it the MAIN left/liberal viewpoint that people(the common man) should have as much personal,individual freedom as possible and as little state/government interference in day to day life,and that free speech is always a critical component of a free democratic society??maybe im wrong,do correct me...but now its that side that seemingly is absolutely salivating over the prospect of as much authoritarian measures as possible,having every aspect of our lives overseen and micro-managed and also getting as many people as humanly possible "canceled" for saying ANYTHING they dont agree with...and please dont tell me that the authoritarian stuff is only temporary and all about public health.thats a joke at this point,its NEVER been about public health and has been going on alot longer than the past couple of years in any case. anyhoo,point being is that there really is no left or right...its like orwells 1984,the definitions of things change by the month it seems and government plows on ahead with whatever the agenda is no matter what colours they fly on the flag..and of course all the dummies from either tribe cheer on their own personal favourite,never quite clicking that its just a figurehead or cult of personality.there is no ideology...or at least not one that they stick to and DEFINITELY never one that benefits the "everyman"....its wild to me that people cant figure out that the entire system is broken and that we shouldnt be fighting amongst ourselves and instead should be desperately finding common ground and battling the REAL enemy,which is the elites that control what really goes on and the easily corruptible puppets in office doing their bidding.....okay,sorry for the rant.its just maddening seeing everyone fall for the show and get so emotionally invested in all of this. may i ask,what is it that you see in the "right" viewpoint that is highly unhelpful in current times??i was raised catholic but am definitely not religious anymore but i certainly can see huge benefits of the main components of the morality espoused in christianity..i mean alot of it is just basic common sense and respect really...... many doctrines are outdated of course but i just refer to the main tenets of treating others as equals and trying to minimise lying,cheating,stealing etc...fairly obvious stuff.but what problem do you see as the biggest issue to get past before you could ever find common ground with the so called republicans? also what do you think of pakman suggesting that there should be "discussion" over whether unvaccinated peoples deaths should be reveled in??to me that is fuccing sick and insane and depraved and he is either a bad person or acting like one if thats his attitude....i dont care if ive had 25 injections,im never going to celebrate in any way a strangers death,no matter how much i disagree with their opinion on something...he lost me there.not to say that he doesnt also make many good points but thats kind of a red flag and then in the next video he makes he will call a republican rep. "crazy" or "evil".....people in glass houses and all that.
Tom Hicks on Twitter: “Mars has relented and will now add a Tucker Carlson M&M. They’re all-white, extra bitter, and will meltdown when mixed with multi-colored M&Ms.” (I saw this on Rebel HQ)
The way Seth Meyers really leaned into this culture war for his "A Closer Look" segment last night was comedy gold. Sometimes Tucker makes it too easy.
Do you mean, how it's normal for a chocolate company to be pressured by radical leftist into redesigning their chocolate characters to be more "gender inclusive" and then promote that to the world through highly paid advertisements? Yep, pretty insane.
I agree with you, and no one will talk about that! If slavery is having 100% of your earnings confiscated, what is it when you have 50% of your earnings confiscated?
Why are Republicans allowed to vote and run for office but children aren't? The average Republican seems to be as mature and as informed about politics as the average child
Can't wait for Tucker to be cancelled. Our grandkids will have been exposed to the reality that we are one human race, not defined by ethnicities, by sexuality, or negativities but as an inclusive society.
Tuckers argument is based on principle, it's not about m&m's. Libs will never understand this, libs argue on a surface level while conservatives argument are based on deeply rooted principles, principles which were once seen as common sence. This is why we will never agree on issues.
Honestly I think the whole point of this is to increase the insanity so they can say continue to say something like "look at this, how could anyone take us seriously?" in court defenses.
Let’s take a moment to truly appreciate how much of an idiot you have to be to watch this (or really any of Tucker’s fake outrage) and actually become angry.
I get angry actually. I get angry because it makes the gullible Fax viewers so angry about 💩 like this and the rest of us with functioning brains have to either debunk this BS or deal with their whining
I had to check this out because everyone was losing their mind. His point is not that M&M's aren't sexy: it's that this entire exercise is a farce. Changing the size of the heels now means she is more in charge? Social justice via candy is fucking ludicrous.
Brown was meant to be the personification of a businesswoman. Her mannerisms, her speech. The only clothes these characters wear are shoes and gloves with the exception of Brown (whom I believe is officially referred to as Ms. Brown) who wears a pair of conservative (dress not politics) glasses. You watch basically any major businesswoman doing a presentation, it's a suit or conservative dress or skirt and jacket, and usually high heels or pumps. They're just making it a little more modern with lower heel shoes. Green wearing sneakers is also a little more modern. Women don't tend to wear high heels 24/7.
@@atomiccritter6492 They ARE covered, by their candy shell. One commercial featured RED seeing Ms. Brown and thinking she had her shell off, so takes his off with the song, Wiggle, playing over him dancing.
Lol no sexy boots for the green M&Ms 😂😂😂 wtf why is this on the news Also, notice how the, I guess “male” m&ms never needed to look “sexy” in the first place? Weird lol
@@ferblancart8669 Normal people don't change designs? I don't know what world you live in but every character has had design changes in history lmao. It's weirdos like you and tucker that have an issue with it because you want to spank it to green m&ms in high heels.
Yes, his expression is always like he does not believe what he hears, because he hears his own words, he still thinks that is very weird what I am saying, I do not believe and understand it. I would call that a dumb expression. Imagine you are a teacher and explain things and a pupil would make that face? You get the impression, he does not believe you or dies not understand anything. Also you copy the expression of the one you speak with, so he thinks those watching him must be very stupid?
All of this was just a marketing strategy to get people talking about M&M’s so they think about them more and are much more likely to buy them. I fell for it. I bought a bag of Peanut M&M’s a day ago for the first time in a year or two.
Have they dropped the crotchless-panties M&M, have they done away with the fishnets-n-garter M&M, is the BDSM&M no longer in leather? What is the world coming to and what is Tucker coming on?
The American Corporation that owns M&M is being sued for allowing child slave labor for chocolate farming is South America. Tucker somehow must have a vested interest and is distracting.
I literally didn't notice a difference when looking at the characters. I had to read an article to know the difference. He has created a new category of creeper. The candy creeper
I think he was just pointing out how ridiculous it is. Lol candy with anxiety issues? The red m&m will bully less? Lol it's actually so ridiculous it's quite hilarious 😂
This is probably the best comment I've seen. That's what I got from what he was saying 😂😂 he feels it's ridiculous that they have to add things to the candy so people can apparently relate more to them?? Lol like Jesus this is the issue now
@@Malkov275 You do know that that's the whole point of sales and marketing, right? Getting people to relate to your brand, company and product. I work in that department/industry so I should know
How much time has tucker spent in heels? Maybe he should fight back by proving its comfy to rock stilletos at work all day. Bunion surgeries wouldn't be a thing if sensible shoes were more popular back in the day.
Nothing the least bit surprising about this. Sex-obsession has been a rather expensive hobby among the male staff at FOX in recent years, as of May 2017 they had settled more than 110 million dollars in harassment suits, and the rampant misogyny among the male staff has become the stuff of legend. Tucker exposing his sex and gender obsessions with Plastic play-toys, "Potatoehead" and now "having a drink" with a bag of M&M's? These people are truly bent.
Well if they lost the culture war, then now what will happen? Now everyone is just going to be a liberal and do drugs and have promiscuous sex and listen to rapping music?!
Back in the day, when we would say a woman wears "comfortable shoes" we were dropping a hint that she's a lesbian. Kind of like saying a man is "light in the loafers" to imply he's gay.
Oh I remember reading about those days. Most people didn’t make it with the dinosaurs roaming about, selectively eating the gay people. It’s a good thing that they made M&Ms sexy so that we wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore
He finally found something he can talk about. Reckon his bosses searched hard to find this topic. Good luck tucker. I think you gonna need it in the future.
I love this clip so much. David has a great take, but I highly recommend checking out Seth Meyers Closer look from yesterday titled, "Trump Drafted an Executive Order to Seize Voting Machines and Stay in Power: A Closer Look". Seth's Carlson impression is the best!
This man dares to call himself a credible journalist. I cannot believe that this is a thing he put on air. Tucker, your bubble must be so comfortable if this bothers you so much.
I got the feeling that he is just making fun of the fact that a chocolate company announces changes to their antromorphized advertisment mascot to make them "less sexy" and embracing "anxiety". I didnt get the impression that it is about culture war, but I guess announcing progressiveness and inclusiveness kind of makes it a culture war issue by default these days.
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Good to see Tucker talking about the important issues.
Godbless him & the USA! A true patriot!!
@@bobbywright6062 I hope you’re being sarcastic.
crosses off lines.
i think the Tuck likes Dee,s nuts instead!
🤣🤣🤣
Tucker to his wife: Happy anniversary babe. I got you a little something sexy.
Tuckers wife: Ooh what is it? Something skimpy from 5th avenue?
Tucker: Better. *Pulls out brown M&M suit*
#Traditionalfamilyvalues
one of the best comments in this whole section
...it IS a 5th Avenue.
More like for this guy talking
You know he doesn't like the brown M&M. Lol
Are you trying to Kink shame him, or are you jealous that he's found a girl that will touch him?
The implication here being that, prior to this, Tucker was sitting around thinking about how he'd love to take that green m&m out for a drink? Terrific.
Influential White Conservatives have a history of getting upset when they can't sexualize the brown ones anymore
@@tokidokiaudiobooks Well there's implicitly a problem with only one character having a color that real people have (brown). I also haven't seen her in commercials BUT what is REALLY IMPORTANT is that the GREEN one remains the proud sl*t that she has always been. Miss Green is every man's fantasy, whether they admit it or not!!
Seems like he wanted more than that
Seems like he was acknowledging that the change meant absolutely nothing and that it’s strange to imply any significant change has been made
If Tucker likes high heel boots, nothing is stopping him from wearing them.
I mean, I like very stereotypically girly clothes, but I have zero desire to and derive zero enjoyment from wearing them.
I'm sure he can find a woman to cosplay a sexy boot-wearing M&M for him. He has the money.
Who says he doesn't?
@@nspring06 You never know. LOL
Who knows what's going on under his desk 😂
Tucker will leave all you left wing liberals to wearing the high heels
Bizarrely, these are the same "conservatives" who would blow a gasket about anything becoming more sexualized? It's almost like they don't actually have a stance on anything.
almost? the only position they have on anything is hate.
I guess his wife is going to have buy up all of their inventory, to keep him in his wing of their mansion.
Exactly! In fact Tucker himself was outraged by WAP being overtly sexual and suggested that it could harm young girls. But now he thinks it’s bad that an M&M isn’t sexy enough. It’s bizarre how he holds both positions.
@I Hate Democrats Cool story
Their stance is to be outraged about everything
Tucker Carlson… going after the big issues of the day…M&M’s.
Why would NPR cover a story about M&Ms? *ucker is really out of touch. You're the only one crying about Mrs. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss and Robin(Batman).
For Trumpers it's a maintenance shot of rage. If they stop being angry, FOX loses its hold on them. Carlson gives them something to feel enraged about every day.
Must be bored at Fox these days…. seriously😂
I guess the Big Bird outrage is over or looking to start a fight with the Cookie Monster now.
Gotta wonder what *ucker does to M&M's when he is by himself
Now I won't have to hide my raging hog the next time I buy chocolates, thanks M&M's!
Conservatism has gotten so reactionary they're even scared of change as small as a corporate mascot changing shoes
It's called humor.
@@rmcar549 That's only a defensible position if he were intentionally trying to lampoon the fact that conservative pundits will throw a tantrum over anything a la The Colbert Report.
If it was meant in a humorous manner, it only makes sense if he's the joke.
Apperently so is the consumer as M&Ms pulled them of the market. Nobody wants your cultism.
@@khill8645Nah, Tucker is trying to infactuate his viewers by saying that the m and m changes are gonna turn him on less. He wasn't joking that the changes were terrible, he was simply trying to draw more of the viewers attention by saying something considered bizarre and therefore eye-catching. And tbh it's kinda his job to draw in people attentions and if that means that he has to talk about an m and m changing shoes well that's what he has to do.
you are an idiot
Republican voters' concerns in 2022: the economy 5%, taxes 6%, foreign policy 3%, vanquishing M&Ms wokeness 86%
People watch Tucker for serious reporting. That's something you have to remember when watching this clip.
People who watch him vote, too.
And use all his moot talking points and generalizations as their only way to view the world.
Did you ever consider that perhaps he’s just trolling? He isn’t upset. He is pointing out that this is an unnecessary change because the green M&M was never hot. He is pretending to be the type of person that the M&M company thinks they are trying to fight with the change.
@@andrewr2468 don't bring that up. It may hurt their heads 😂😂
@@Malkov275Fr, they all too serious too understand a joke.
"Does anybody else find it strange that Tucker Carlson is so keyed into how attractive he finds anthropomorphized chocolate candy to be?" I laughed so hard for a solid minute
See comment above, lmao.
Yeah well, laugh it up, because the TRUTH is that EVERY MAN is secretly attracted to the green one, a.k.a. "Miss Green," she is a proud sl*t who is not embarrassed by her promiscuity and her bodycount of empty sexual encounters. They better NOT change her character. She's every man's fantasy, whether they admit it or not!!
Did not found it strange at all.
I think that with Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, and some others, I have accepted that there is no end to the crazy.
@@JamesChessman Tucker, is that you?
@@JamesChessman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
Tucker has to be attracted to his candy sexually for him to eat it. So weird. It’s m&m’s!
Thats why his wife always complains! Tucker wont go downtown.
I can almost guarantee theres a porn version of those M&M characters in existence
I guess "Tucker" should really be called "F--ker" after all... 🤔
Tucker is a cool dude off camera
@@idlehour - not to mention that he plays with his wee-wee while checking out the brown M&M's 🙂 Seriously though, he's asking for comments like these.
So while we have a serious situation in Russia, Fox is talking about cancel culture. Need I say more?
It's not just any cancel culture. It's sexually-unappealing anthropomorphized candy.
Clearly Russia is just upset with the green m&m losing her "sexy boots" too.
Every parent should be scared to have Tucker within 100 feet of their child. What a creep.
He's still upset, he can't get Mrs. Potato "head".
That statement makes no sense in this context.
I think Tucker does stuff like this to get the left to react. I just think Tucker is ridiculous all the time, but this was just a little too over the top, even for him.
The reversal is true too. 😂 all the left has to do is change the gender of a character or censror something and the right freaks out.
Exactly. That’s why I’ve stopped paying attention to him.
I'm not sure how advertising himself as wanting to be aroused and date candy mascots is going to get worthwhile reactions from the left, but have at it I guess?
@@adamdenardis5438 we don't need to announce it and engage in a little woke circle jerk. just change it and keep rolling.
Tucker is running this country
When the hard candy no longer makes you hard 😔😠
It was always soft in the middle, though.
@@Argumemnon Melts in Tucker's mouth, not in his... nope. Can't do it. I'm sorry.
@@dannya.2616 🤣🤣🤣
@@dannya.2616 That was my second choice for a joke. :)
It is not Tucker Carlson that is crazy. He is just a grifter. It is his audience that are totally crazy and wants to consume this nonsense.
Tucker has the IQ of an M&M he reads what he's told to read and it's not to the well-educated! Propaganda only works if your dumb, the nazis burned books remember! the republican party has gone Q, the I is missing!
Just wait until all we have is gender neutral candy mascots and we're all slaving in the state run salt mines, then you'll understand why it matters!
@@fredrickhinojosa4568 you're being too kind. The Q in IQ stands for Quotent, which suggests substance.
No, you triggered crazy
Yes, he IS crazy AND a grifter - they're not mutually exclusive; quite the contrary.
Liberals: We need to do something about climate change, the inhumane prison system and systemic racism
Conservatives: THE MNMS ARENT SEXY
Correction
Liberals: We need to do something about climate change, the inhumane prison system and systemic racism
Leftists: That green candy is too sexy, desexualize it
Conservatives: lol why though? What does that have to do with gender inclusivity?
@@pieshka4509 Literally no one on the left has called for the MnM to not look sexy anymore.
@@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 then why did Mars use left wing talking points to do it?
@@pieshka4509 Because they were under the impression that doing so would make them more money. But I can't find one example of a leftist complaining about the mnm
@@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 so some leftist in the company used left wing rhetoric to aid the company and avoid any left wing backlash. But totally nothing to do with the left. Gotcha.
Imagine how out of touch you need to be to think people actually care about the characters inside advertisements that 99.9% of people actively try to avoid via adblock, skip add button, and premium subscription features.
Don't get him going about Mr. Peanut.
The Right 4 years ago: "Jews won't replace us!"
The Right today: "we deserve to be sexually attracted to anthropomorphized chocolate candy!"
I prefer this development...
1 year ago: domestic terrorists, some wearing 6MWE (six million weren't enough) t-shirts, attack capitol.
don't be fooled, man, tucker is constantly on the verge of throwing a sieg heil and calling for death to all undesirables :/
@@maivaiva1412 Tucker has already called for the death of all undesirables, tecnically speaking, and Laura Ingraham has already made a sieg heil to her Führer, so...
The marketing dept at M&Ms must have the easiest job in the world this week.
No one would normally give a damn about this. But now it's getting all this free publicity from this bloke, and David as well
Tucker has revealed himself: all women on TV/Movies/Commercials must be super attractive and sexual. Wow, what a fine conservative stance. He calls it a “woke win” when a company dials down the over sexualized images in advertising. Looks like Tucker can never be on the right side of anything.
Cool
Tucker seems to be acting like a pervert.
@@yusufdunphy5402 Oh, admit it. He has the hots for green M & M girl! I'd like to know, TC, what favorite color T prefers in Starburst candies??!!🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😐😐😐😆😆😆 DAMN!!!!!! It's a matter of national security, TC, don't you KNOW??!! And he's not even president anymore!!!!!! TC...you are a joke of a joke. May ALL your Swanson TV dinners, et al, be recalled for salmonella, bone parts, chicken toenails, listeria, urine- infested cat litter, Salisbury steak dinners infested with cow dung, or "other" body parts from a cow, (?) and need I go on? Let me guess, TC. Ms. green M & M blew you off, did she? And you're NOT satisfied?!🤣🤣🤣🤣Damn. I DID not want to go this way, y'all. But this "argument" TC stands behind, is as stupidly stupid as FUCK!. And ignorant people BELIEVE HIm!!!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
On the other side of that coin, I'm here thinking, "Why did M&Ms need to be seemingly sexualized to begin with?".
@@xXEienKageXx Everyone agrees with you, except Tucker apparently
This is what happens when you keep having to invent things to be offended by.
They scream that the left is this way. Hypocrisy is super real with them.
youre a fan of the left and this guy and and you have the gall to make that statement??hahaha...yikes.big yikes.
@@AndrewCarey69 I'm not a fan of any side of US politics, other than for its freak show value. I'll admit to liking Pakman's presentations, though occasionally and more recently some of his responses haven't been as well thought through as they probably should have been. Tucker, however, is pure show, and an indulgence in personal social manipulation. From my observation the 'left' does have a wide gamut of things that offend them, but it appears to be genuine offence, and also not with any sort of homogeneity of opinion. The "right" in the US appears to have taken on the role of the bully, and anything that annoys the "left" is fair game. I'll agree that most of what offends the "right" in the US is genuine, but it's based on a particular version of culture and religion found nowhere else in the world and that is highly unhelpful in the modern age.
@@AndrewCarey69 What has the left been offended by that you don't agree with?
Racism? Sexism? Insurrection? Trump's idiocy? Being harassed for the religion one practices? Voting against bills that are beneficial to people who aren't billionaires? All of that seem to be legitimate concerns.
@@chriswatson7965 like the great philosopher chris rock said in relation to political partisanship/tribalism-"if you are in agreement with one side of a debate before you even hear it then you are a fuqqing idiot".and thats exactly what happens when you blindly support a party,either one....im not a fan at all of the whole left/right political paradigm and im not buying into it in the slightest...the current state of affairs makes a total mockery of the entire original premise anyway,doesnt it??wasnt it the MAIN left/liberal viewpoint that people(the common man) should have as much personal,individual freedom as possible and as little state/government interference in day to day life,and that free speech is always a critical component of a free democratic society??maybe im wrong,do correct me...but now its that side that seemingly is absolutely salivating over the prospect of as much authoritarian measures as possible,having every aspect of our lives overseen and micro-managed and also getting as many people as humanly possible "canceled" for saying ANYTHING they dont agree with...and please dont tell me that the authoritarian stuff is only temporary and all about public health.thats a joke at this point,its NEVER been about public health and has been going on alot longer than the past couple of years in any case.
anyhoo,point being is that there really is no left or right...its like orwells 1984,the definitions of things change by the month it seems and government plows on ahead with whatever the agenda is no matter what colours they fly on the flag..and of course all the dummies from either tribe cheer on their own personal favourite,never quite clicking that its just a figurehead or cult of personality.there is no ideology...or at least not one that they stick to and DEFINITELY never one that benefits the "everyman"....its wild to me that people cant figure out that the entire system is broken and that we shouldnt be fighting amongst ourselves and instead should be desperately finding common ground and battling the REAL enemy,which is the elites that control what really goes on and the easily corruptible puppets in office doing their bidding.....okay,sorry for the rant.its just maddening seeing everyone fall for the show and get so emotionally invested in all of this.
may i ask,what is it that you see in the "right" viewpoint that is highly unhelpful in current times??i was raised catholic but am definitely not religious anymore but i certainly can see huge benefits of the main components of the morality espoused in christianity..i mean alot of it is just basic common sense and respect really...... many doctrines are outdated of course but i just refer to the main tenets of treating others as equals and trying to minimise lying,cheating,stealing etc...fairly obvious stuff.but what problem do you see as the biggest issue to get past before you could ever find common ground with the so called republicans?
also what do you think of pakman suggesting that there should be "discussion" over whether unvaccinated peoples deaths should be reveled in??to me that is fuccing sick and insane and depraved and he is either a bad person or acting like one if thats his attitude....i dont care if ive had 25 injections,im never going to celebrate in any way a strangers death,no matter how much i disagree with their opinion on something...he lost me there.not to say that he doesnt also make many good points but thats kind of a red flag and then in the next video he makes he will call a republican rep. "crazy" or "evil".....people in glass houses and all that.
Tom Hicks on Twitter: “Mars has relented and will now add a Tucker Carlson M&M. They’re all-white, extra bitter, and will meltdown when mixed with multi-colored M&Ms.” (I saw this on Rebel HQ)
The way Seth Meyers really leaned into this culture war for his "A Closer Look" segment last night was comedy gold. Sometimes Tucker makes it too easy.
hitchens wins again sjws for nfts. try harder next time as i press x to DOUBT!
@@john-paulhunt451 what does your sentence mean? No offence but the syntax is terribly bad. Cheers.
Well, I primarily watch Chris Tucker. He at least doesn't look like a confused puppy.
If they ever make a sequel to Idiocracy, it is hard to imagine how they could invent anything more ridiculous than what is currently normal.
Idocracy 2:The Second Sequel
Don’t Look Up is this generation’s Idiocracy imo
"Idiocracy" wasn't supposed to be an instructional film...
@@proZach380 It predicted the future 500 years too early.
Do you mean, how it's normal for a chocolate company to be pressured by radical leftist into redesigning their chocolate characters to be more "gender inclusive" and then promote that to the world through highly paid advertisements? Yep, pretty insane.
This is really bad news since the brown M&M was my only reason to live and find true happiness. Good bye cruel world.
My bigger issue is that M&Ms uses Child Slave Labor for cheap chocolate.
I agree with you, and no one will talk about that! If slavery is having 100% of your earnings confiscated, what is it when you have 50% of your earnings confiscated?
@@WojciechP915 do you mean taxes?
Why are Republicans allowed to vote and run for office but children aren't? The average Republican seems to be as mature and as informed about politics as the average child
I'd say the average child would be likely to make more informed and mature decisions than the average Republican representative.
@@KomradeKrusher exactly what i was about to type
Freaking out about sexy M&Ms vs. freaking out about phony election certificates.
Can't wait for Tucker to be cancelled. Our grandkids will have been exposed to the reality that we are one human race, not defined by ethnicities, by sexuality, or negativities but as an inclusive society.
Tuckers argument is based on principle, it's not about m&m's.
Libs will never understand this, libs argue on a surface level while conservatives argument are based on deeply rooted principles, principles which were once seen as common sence. This is why we will never agree on issues.
Honestly I think the whole point of this is to increase the insanity so they can say continue to say something like "look at this, how could anyone take us seriously?" in court defenses.
Good point.
See Tucker is batshit crazy, the defense rests.
But many of them DO believe this level of bat crazy!
That was their defense
Let’s take a moment to truly appreciate how much of an idiot you have to be to watch this (or really any of Tucker’s fake outrage) and actually become angry.
I get angry actually. I get angry because it makes the gullible Fax viewers so angry about 💩 like this and the rest of us with functioning brains have to either debunk this BS or deal with their whining
My M&M’s don’t have arms, legs, feet or personalities. If they did… I wouldn’t eat them.
I think Tucker feels gay eating Skittles, so he relies on M&Ms. If they're genderless, how will Tucker know his sexual orientation?
I bet the Tuckster has his wife wear a green M&M costume before he dissatisfies her.
PMSL
Tucker 2024: Make M&Ms Sexy Again
The left used to understand satire. Either they don't anymore, or they ignore it when it comes from the right.
I had to check this out because everyone was losing their mind. His point is not that M&M's aren't sexy: it's that this entire exercise is a farce. Changing the size of the heels now means she is more in charge? Social justice via candy is fucking ludicrous.
big business. up to them to decide if its some social justice thing and if its worth doing
Fox has now "Tucker'ed the M&M", kind of like The Fonz "Jumped the Shark", and Indiana Jones "Nuked the Fridge".
Brown was meant to be the personification of a businesswoman. Her mannerisms, her speech. The only clothes these characters wear are shoes and gloves with the exception of Brown (whom I believe is officially referred to as Ms. Brown) who wears a pair of conservative (dress not politics) glasses. You watch basically any major businesswoman doing a presentation, it's a suit or conservative dress or skirt and jacket, and usually high heels or pumps. They're just making it a little more modern with lower heel shoes. Green wearing sneakers is also a little more modern. Women don't tend to wear high heels 24/7.
Im curious why are the M&Ms bodies not covered? that would be like me wearing only shoes socks gloves and glasses
@@atomiccritter6492 They ARE covered, by their candy shell. One commercial featured RED seeing Ms. Brown and thinking she had her shell off, so takes his off with the song, Wiggle, playing over him dancing.
Lol no sexy boots for the green M&Ms 😂😂😂 wtf why is this on the news
Also, notice how the, I guess “male” m&ms never needed to look “sexy” in the first place? Weird lol
I didn't even notice the change until Tucker made the comparison. Who the hell cares about these things?
@@Argumemnon the ones making the changes aparently
@@ferblancart8669 You and Tucker apparently. Normal people see the change and go oh ok whatever
@@ThePunk01 normal people wouldnt have made changes either, why you try to put me tuker and the designers on the same group?
@@ferblancart8669 Normal people don't change designs? I don't know what world you live in but every character has had design changes in history lmao. It's weirdos like you and tucker that have an issue with it because you want to spank it to green m&ms in high heels.
I can't believe I am going in to this bizarre realm, but does tucker not thinks it's possible for the m&m's to own more than one pair of shoes?
He doesn't seem to care that the brown M&M is still in heels either. I guess that one just never turned him on to begin with lol.
@@Kanyon85 He only has eyes for green who used to be a male
@@Kanyon85 Of course not. She's far too dark for his liking
This Tucker guy is weird. I can't even fathom m&ms as "attractive"... is this what his fans tune in for? Thats so strange.
This is so disturbing. His angry face is the same wether it's sexy mm shoes or nwo takeover.
Yes, his expression is always like he does not believe what he hears, because he hears his own words, he still thinks that is very weird what I am saying, I do not believe and understand it. I would call that a dumb expression. Imagine you are a teacher and explain things and a pupil would make that face? You get the impression, he does not believe you or dies not understand anything. Also you copy the expression of the one you speak with, so he thinks those watching him must be very stupid?
Who's gonna tell Tucker Carlson that the brown and green M&Ms used to present as male? Trans M&Ms might make Tucker's head explode.
Tucker is basically saying he wouldn’t have a drink with someone he thinks is ugly
More so, someone he thinks are in ugly shoes. (Like sneakers or kitten heels.)
I'm blown away by you recording and uploading a video of yourself not getting a joke.
All of this was just a marketing strategy to get people talking about M&M’s so they think about them more and are much more likely to buy them. I fell for it. I bought a bag of Peanut M&M’s a day ago for the first time in a year or two.
That sort of thing ALWAYS works.
I'll bet you, if they hadn't announced the changes they were making, no one would have noticed.
Oh gosh darn! Good for you! You violated this Fox hypocrisy, guy? 👍👏
Tucker Carlson is WEIRD, man.
"What is wrong with these people?" a comprehensive list would take too long.
it would be easier to say what is right
@@atomiccritter6492 Nothing. End of list.
Tucker is beyond weird. I can't even stand this guy anymore. He needs to focus on more important issues.
I reeeally wish this had come out in September so we could have been treated to countless "Tucker carlson X Green m&m's" Halloween couples costumes...
The world is on fire, yet here we are. Arguing about the shoes of the brown M&M.
The fact yall can't tell he is mocking this is hysterical lmao
Leftists don't do highbrow.
@@christopherpayment2954 Go look in the mirror dude
I CANT BELIEVE M&Ms SURRENDERED TO TUCKER CARLSON AND GOT RID OF THE SPOKESCANDIES
Have they dropped the crotchless-panties M&M, have they done away with the fishnets-n-garter M&M, is the BDSM&M no longer in leather? What is the world coming to and what is Tucker coming on?
I mean, M&M's made a point to make it a political statement in the first place, let's be real here.
3:08 Did Tucker just admit that the very concept of inequality turns him on??
The American Corporation that owns M&M is being sued for allowing child slave labor for chocolate farming is South America.
Tucker somehow must have a vested interest and is distracting.
I literally didn't notice a difference when looking at the characters. I had to read an article to know the difference. He has created a new category of creeper. The candy creeper
But asking about vaccination status is deeply personal akin to asking about bedroom habits. 🙄
I think he was just pointing out how ridiculous it is. Lol candy with anxiety issues? The red m&m will bully less? Lol it's actually so ridiculous it's quite hilarious 😂
This is probably the best comment I've seen. That's what I got from what he was saying 😂😂 he feels it's ridiculous that they have to add things to the candy so people can apparently relate more to them?? Lol like Jesus this is the issue now
@@Malkov275 You do know that that's the whole point of sales and marketing, right? Getting people to relate to your brand, company and product. I work in that department/industry so I should know
@@mehdihatami3391 yes I do understand that lol
@@mehdihatami3391 and good to know u work in that industry. That's awesome for you my guy!
@@Malkov275 Then what was the point of your comment, dude?
A cartoon M&M changed slightly?
My disappointment is none measurable, and now my day is ruined.
My disappointment is nonexistent and my day is unaffected
I think he finally lost his mind..
This is so embarrassing. 😒😒😒
I have no words for this level of insanity!!!!
He is sexual frustrated!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How much time has tucker spent in heels? Maybe he should fight back by proving its comfy to rock stilletos at work all day. Bunion surgeries wouldn't be a thing if sensible shoes were more popular back in the day.
maybe he does wear them
Carlson is not beating the weird allegations
Just when you think Tucker had reached the apex of insanity……..he takes it up one more notch!
Came back to make sure I wasn't imagining things... Sure enough, dude was raging about M&Ms a year ago... Now Tucker is on it again..
there's a hill to die on...and berating the changes to the m&m's is definitely not it...
Nothing the least bit surprising about this. Sex-obsession has been a rather expensive hobby among the male staff at FOX in recent years, as of May 2017 they had settled more than 110 million dollars in harassment suits, and the rampant misogyny among the male staff has become the stuff of legend. Tucker exposing his sex and gender obsessions with Plastic play-toys, "Potatoehead" and now "having a drink" with a bag of M&M's? These people are truly bent.
Poor Tucker's missing sexy chocolate! Maybe he could move onto hot chocolate... with which to 'whip' his cream?
Just a fact, the green and the brown M&M were originally males. Did Tucker blew his toupet when they were transformed into females characters ?
Oh God, don't tell him. He'll go on about M&Ms being trans or something
Yes, he found the old ones more attractive, but he couldn't admit it.. 😅
Maybe Tucker isn’t as racist as we thought. He seems to like the brown m&m in heels. 🤣
This is such a weird thing that is being discussed.
Tucker, you're allowed to have your fetishes, just, uh... don't feel like you have to advertise them to the world.
Maybe that orange M&M is anxious because he watches Tucker every night.
Tucker must really like candy...🤢
Look, I’m not kink shaming. But I am shaming him for not realizing that this is a kink, not a common attraction.
Tucker should stop worrying. They've lost the culture war.
Well if they lost the culture war, then now what will happen? Now everyone is just going to be a liberal and do drugs and have promiscuous sex and listen to rapping music?!
@@JamesChessman I'm afraid so.
You know, I bet SNLhas fun with this, and we’ll they should
Back in the day, when we would say a woman wears "comfortable shoes" we were dropping a hint that she's a lesbian. Kind of like saying a man is "light in the loafers" to imply he's gay.
Oh I remember reading about those days. Most people didn’t make it with the dinosaurs roaming about, selectively eating the gay people. It’s a good thing that they made M&Ms sexy so that we wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore
@@zentazym1 The square wheels, also made for a very bumpy ride...
Hes mad because he knows the aggressiv D*vein from the snickers and milky way are next.
LOL
So I wonder what he would say about Jessica Rabbit. He probably had aHARD time with Mrs. Potato head.
someone is hopelessly insecure about his masculinity.
This fool say the orange M&M is anxious because of all the ugly shoes around him. 😂🤣😅😂😂👌I’m done Tucker Carlson need some help
If they have not announced these minor changes, I bet most people would not even notice it
the pandering by M&M's is just as stupid as Tucker actually
This isnt pandering nobody is being pandered to with a shoe change
He finally found something he can talk about. Reckon his bosses searched hard to find this topic. Good luck tucker. I think you gonna need it in the future.
It's so stupid... Like why did FOX News agree to let Tucker do this? What has this world come to?
I love this clip so much. David has a great take, but I highly recommend checking out Seth Meyers Closer look from yesterday titled, "Trump Drafted an Executive Order to Seize Voting Machines and Stay in Power: A Closer Look". Seth's Carlson impression is the best!
Agree, Seth Meyer's was brilliant....
That was hilarious
Tucker is actually pissed that the limbs are no longer Caucasian. But, he knew he couldn't whine about that.
I don’t get why they changed it but certainly don’t get why tucker is tripping over this lol
People attracted to antrhomorphized animals are called Furries.
So what will we call people attracted to antrhomorphized candy? Candiees?
sweeties?
@@atomiccritter6492 That's a good one.
Since Tucker is the first one to admit to sexualizing M&Ms, my vote is on Tuckees.
I love how serious everyone takes Tucker Carlson when his entire thing is just sarcasm
Unfortunately, a lot of republicans hang on his every word. He's extremely influential.
This man dares to call himself a credible journalist. I cannot believe that this is a thing he put on air. Tucker, your bubble must be so comfortable if this bothers you so much.
I got the feeling that he is just making fun of the fact that a chocolate company announces changes to their antromorphized advertisment mascot to make them "less sexy" and embracing "anxiety". I didnt get the impression that it is about culture war, but I guess announcing progressiveness and inclusiveness kind of makes it a culture war issue by default these days.