Trump vs The Illuminati - The Cinema Snob
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- A clone of Donald Trump fights the Illuminati 1000 years in the future alongside Bigfoot and Van Helsing. Yes, this is a real movie.
Writer/Creator: Brad Jones
Title Card: Shaun Millington
End Screen: Nick Michalak, www.ravensfilm.com
Music: Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
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I am the voice actor for Bigfoot, Van Helsing, and various other roles in these..movies. Working on them has been very interesting to say the least. Kinda strange to get a script, record the voice over, and eventually see it as this bizarre spectacle. I'm glad people are enjoying it in some weird, strange way.
Congrats on being the best part of the movie.
Did you also do voicework for KOTOR cause I swear you sound like someone there, too
How’s your IMDb page?
Are you initiated? Theres an awful amount truths being spun into 4 or 5 things. Ishtar aka Kali Ma? Chipheads cloning ect. Come on, I'm in the loop howd you get the gig 🔥 it's a society production.
Thank you for your service!
I made the near-fatal mistake of taking a sip of soda when “with large hands” was uttered in the film. Ho. Ly. Shit.
Mike Thieman Jr 🤣
I swear..I actually did too! lmao
Me too (only mine was Pedialyte...don't ask)!
I laughed, too, because yaoi hands! xDD
Yeah I had to rewind it because I thought I heard it wrong!
Listening to the dialog like- So, the writer is a twelve year old online gamer, who hasn't yet discovered dead-baby jokes. Got it.
@WallaWoo Wee How many babies does it take to paint a room?
...
Depends on how hard you throw 'm.
Tony clifton strange armchair presit777 predecticed trump Was actually a actor Andy kaufhman
It's like someone watched Donald Tramp and Foodfight back to back and thought... "Let's combine these two and make a fucking movie!"
Sounds accurate
I was waiting for the battle to be The Dolan and The Alien swordfighting with pee streams in a Jovian Space Hooker's Boudoir
I want to upvote, but it would ruin your 69 likes...
Ok, Warner Bros, this time you’ve gone too far. Keep your politics out of my Marvin the Martian gritty reboot!
Seeing " Written and directed by Bc Fourteen" made me think it was if B.C. The First Thanksgiving had a sequel set in space.
Your ability to find the weirdest and funniest shit out there never ceases to amaze me.
I think he gets stuff from the cursed dumpster behind the Goodwill.
No one show this to Trump, he’ll say it’s a documentary.
It was glorious.👌 I did all of it. 🙌Like, all of it. 🖐You have no idea how much of it I did. Look, doing all of this wasn't easy but I did it 👍 Because I'm great 👋 Greatest there ever was. The Illuminati? They're not great. No. They're sad
It is.
No one show this to Biden.
He'll forget to press play and sit there staring at the main screen
mil INTEL? he was cloned in China w big hands he escaped china then escaped eaeth then hid on Mars then to dubaiwhere gates lead to hell. lf s doc simulation shows alot of imagination opens dooes to real? lizard aliens mars caves structures;D
This feels like a satire made by people who thought Team America: World Police was a documentary.
Its Russian sound trak put in rial cartoon
It wasn’t?
That was a great film, in the same vein as Ben Hur, the Ten Commandments and Force 10 From Navarone.
"Alex Jones drunkenly scribbling a perversions of science fan fiction" - you got me with that one.
lol
well, there goes all my conspiracy theories
funny thing, is, offered a role, Jones would probably be in films like this. He was already in a few Linklater films (look it up)
You know, somehow I though this might be too crazy even for Alex Jones.
@@DTD110865 Just give him weed , alcohol, and a week with no sleep.
It’s like the animator took lessons from “Food Fight” on body movements.
I was also thinking of Food Fight.
So they made all the movements on a half working xbox kinect
oh god! why did you remind me of food fight?! yuck!
This animation isn’t the worst, which makes me believe most of it is bought premade assets. Like they found generic astronauts and aliens models on a website. Also these voice actors are not bad, which makes me supremely upset that they’re in this.
assetstore.unity.com/packages/3d/characters/sci-fi-armors-full-pack-120825
Some of those look familiar
I'm guessing it's mostly Fiverr stuff for voice acting. I do QC and DVDs for them.
@@NattiNekoMaid You hiring?
They are, I've seen most of these in SFIA videos.
@@NattiNekoMaid I did several roles for this fairly early to me starting to do voice over on Fiverr!
This new Mass Effect game looks worse than Andromeda 😂
idk about that
Donald Trump, Bigfoot, and an alien walk into a bar...
And the bartender said Hello mister president, Don Jr, and Eric.
And the Barman says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
10 years later Bigfoot and the alien both filed lawsuits, feeling secure enough to finally admit Trump raped them.
@@defender2222 And those people who think Trump is a racist sexist homophobe finally have a shred of evidence.
..and the barman says, why the small hands?
I think Trump vs One Pushup would be a lot funnier.
Someone did a crap-ton of crack before making this movie.
Too bad they weren't Steven King.
The way fake not-Trump and the aliens move in this """film""" make it look like a space sequel to Foodfight. The body language is almost IDENTICAL to scenes from Foodfight!
Truly, Trump vs The Illuminati is the Jason X of the Foodfight franchise!
I also got major FoodFight vibes from this "movie"!
I hate how detailed it is. I expected this to look like a Ben Garrison cartoon
I'm pretty sure all of the models are stolen from other sources.
Dirty O'Neil looks like a cinematic masterpiece next to this. (PS; now I want to see Dirty 0'Neil)
I'd pay good money to see Cinema Snob Vs the Illuminati.
Start the gofundme. I got 5 on it
How about the movie's sequel be called "Donald Trump vs the Illuminati vs the Cinema Snob". That way there is a good guy in the tittle.
I'll only watch it if Lloyd is in it
Kung Tai Ted vs the Illuminati
A clone of Trump they specifically mention has large hands, the movie is 69 minutes long.... surely this has to be a satire, right?
Yeah, there's no fucking way this is meant to be taken seriously. Probably it's just a couple of college kids taking the piss out of Trump supporters, waiting to see if they're stupid enough to believe this is a serious action movie about their beloved orange hero.
Alistair Crowley? Yeah, this has got to be a joke.
@@Azariachan Well, the Snob does mention in the video that the director has directed pro-Tump documentaries...
If you wach the credits, you will see that it's satire.
My feet are bigger than hands. This is the endgame before all things past to future.
Why do I have the strange feeling that this was an unfinished movie, that had NOTHING to do with Trump, that they just had a bunch of animation for, and they just... tried to edit the footage together, did a quick and dirty audio, and vocal job on, and slap the name, "TRUMP" on it because they hoped people would just see that name, and watch it. I'm willing to bet that the animation was basically a demo, or a short film made to promote this guy's company.
Never clicked on anything faster in my life.
Four years ago I would assume a movie like this is just a comedy spoof. With 30% or so of Americans believing Qanon now, I am not so sure. Of anything anymore.
sad thing is Qanon are partially right about the elites and the power structure of America, but beyond that they get things horribly wrong
@@themadmattster9647 Qanon are more than likely a tiny percent of the population and the media is overstating it, because their networks appeal is to a dinosauric audiences (on both sides). They need something to distract from the horror show coming from both sides of politics at this point. A perfect scape goat for the poltical elite that are trampling this country and turning it into a hellish nightmare dystopia.
Some Qanon theorys are true but i would say the true ones were known before Qanon
@@mnstr2173 which ones are true?
@@Madchris8828 nah. Republicans have completely checked out on reality and hate the USA. Jan 6 showed the whole world that.
I want a re-dub where Trump is voiced by Zach from Psychicpebbles.
I know this is a troll movie, I know it exists only to get a reaction (either good or bad), but it still makes my head hurt so I'm gunna go and start day drinking to cope
I already did it(and got one hell of a hangover!)
Still way better than I thought it would be: Food fight isn't even as bad!
Except for the voices. Those are horrible!
Did you know the "J" in Donald J Trump stands for "Jonald?"
The production value of Video Brinquedo films have sky rocketed since i saw their last features. Those are some nice animations. Hmm Big Foot voice actor kind of sounds like a mix of Louis Armstrong and Fat Albert had a love child.
The Trump voice sounds more like Amanda from “Bunsen is a Beast” with a head cold.
And Alistair Crowley sounds more like Cobra Commander if anything. Actually pretty spot on.
the flailing is very reminiscent of food fight
I'll be honest, with The Onion becoming prophetic in nature, then South Park and the Babylon Bee, it wouldn't surprise me if Chinese Clone Trump was watching this relic centuries from now and thinking how mystics of such a bygone era could have told his life story in such great detail.
Trump vs the Illuminati is worst Playstation game I've ever seen.
6/10 IGN
Too much space
It has a little something for everyone.
It's a step in the right direction
"Increased hand size" I can't breath. This movie is levels of batshit crazy that 80's propaganda movies would of sold there souls to be.
Wait... there are propaganda movies which haven't already sold their souls?
@@Isaac-hm6ihpropaganda films? As in, almost every film made in the past 10 years? LMFAO
Is there a butter cream gang vs the illuminati? there better be
The fact that this film is 69 minutes is a joke into itself.
I noticed
I would like this comment but you already have 69 likes
@@Slig1977 I ruined it!
Not so nice tho
hope there will be more I AM IN
whoa, Aleister's voice actor sounds like he's been listening to a lot of Chris Latta (RIP)
So this is what Thor's been doing since Stargate SG1 wrapped.
I'm glad to know this movie existed.... I'm even happier to know that without having to actually watch the whole thing. You really took one for the team on this one Brad. Thanks man.
I began watching the 1st 30 minutes. Never have I ever appreciated my remote control in my life.
I'm way too sober for this
Me too [drinks 🍺🍹🍸🍷🥃]
@@DarkLorddReviews I literally have a headache from the sheer stupidity
@@andrewkind2820 It gave me a hangover.
Same here
"It's been too long since we've had an episode of 'Is this real, or a fake trailer?'"
Does the KFC RomCom not count? 🤣
It looks more like Uncle Cognac vs The Illuminati. Time for profiterole to fart on him.... I guess.
Saw this movie on TH-cam and thought this is prime Snob material.
I think Trump vs The Illuminati is in the same universe as Jason X
This has to be a troll movie,
Right. I mean, I legit cannot tell if this is supposed to be pro-Trump, or just a badly-done pisstake at Trump and the shit his cultist followers believe.
@@AnInsideJoke right?!
either way im watching it asap
Troll 3 Part 3?
"Chicks dig a smart sasquatch." Now you heard that in your life.
Is it just me or does this "Trump clone" sound more like Martin Sheen doing a Trump impression?
No no, that's the Mass Effect 2 vibe and one of many video game inspirations.
@@robbaker9290 Well, "Lucifer" staring at this giant sun sure reminded me of the Illusive Man's view. ;)
Never thought I’d see an asset flip movie
The only real Trump movie is Ghosts Can't Do It.
Honorable mention: Home Alone: Lost in New York.
What? No _Zoolander?!?_
And The little rascals.
Sounds like the screenplay should receive an Oscar. Epic concept. Art. Michaelangelo.
Newtonian genius.
The new Mass Effect game looks great!!
Fun fact: this movie has an alternative title. It's also known as "Cringe: Illuminati gets Trumped"
Not really, but I did feel like I was watching a fever dream of a 2020 summary video.
The sad part is, QAnon considers this a documentary.
Ok, so that's a personal gripe of mine:
Regardless if you consider their believes "conspiratorial" or not.
Their biggest issue is rallying against pedophilia and its high profile supporters.
Shouldn't that be something that everyone can get behind?
If they're wrong - who cares.
If they happen to be right - everyone should care.
@@arsenelupin9697 Because falsely accusing people of pedophilia/organizing child trafficking for political gain is bad?
@@arsenelupin9697 You do realize that these people don't give a shit about pedophilia and child trafficking at all right? This is something that conservatives and conspiracy theorists have CONSISTENTLY done for years now. The whole "protect our women and children" is nothing more then an appeal to morality fallacy. Since they NEVER have any substantial or real evidence to back their claims against those they deem to be the "enemy", they instead try to appeal to your emotions and fear by claiming that our most vulnerable are being threatened. It's nothing more then a textbook political ploy and manipulation. They want to bring down their opponents and use the whole "protect the children" bullshit as a shield when anyone tries to criticize their baseless claims. It was NEVER about genuine concern for children.
@@merrittanimation7721 Ok.
First of all, how do you know it's false accusations?
You do realize that Epstein was a thing and this kind of shit is way more common, than anyone would like it to be.
Secondly, why do you care about who screws over who in politics.
Blackmail and slander was/is/will always be a part of politics.
If the odds are 30/70 of uncovering a bunch of kiddie diddlers, with the only drawback being that one corrupt politician gets a leg up on another corrupt politician - count me in.
@@arsenelupin9697 Generic statements are not proof. I rather minimize blackmail and slander than relentless feed it. Your way of routing out child trafficking is basically the equivalent of shooting into a crowded street and hoping some of the victims did something to deserve it.
Fun Fact: This movie is played on loop 24/7 in hell. No joke! This is literally a window into hell!
so this is troll movie right RIGHT? I mean if we're relying on trump to defeat the lluminati then we're screwed.
Ah yes, Dubai. Comprising of 3d stock objects of buildings usually found in London.
Ok i had to say it: I think i’m a clone now
13:29 When Bigfoot BANGING people movie makes more sense then THIS! ~~ Let that Sink in for a bit. 😐
Yeah when THAT makes sense you know you’re watching a bad movie
I know that the movie being 69 minutes long was not a coincidence 😂
So now we have asset-flips in "Movies" (its hard to call it even something like that).
That looks like someone bought some stock Unity models and textures and used them to spit some random generated bullshit out. Called it then "something vs something" and said its finished.
In college I gave my girlfriend a Dirty O’Neal. She wasn’t pleased.
That must be what a Dirty Sanchez is called in Ireland.
Had to watch this video to make sure I really watched this animation and didn't have a fever nightmare
aliens, lucifer, bigfoot, trump in space... this is an all star cast! what could go wrong?!
Im taking a wild guess and say they propably pirated all of the assets from some videogame engine store. So how the fuck do they still run out of budget?
Hey! FDR WAS a badass! You think he was in a wheelchair because of polio? He got his spine crush in a death match with Adolph Hitler! Roosevelt is the TRUE first Avenger!
This unironically looks like Studio FOW made it. Same animation style and cinematography, same writing and acting style, and this absolutely fits their broken sense of humor. I can imagine them trying to model Trump for one of their videos, but it looks weird so they put him in a space suit and get carried away making up convoluted Alex-Jones-ish lore while probably laughing the entire time, and then someone distributes the result as a parody movie.
I feel like some studio made the movie (minus dialogue) then just sold it "as is" to whoever wanted to add a plot to the thing.
Whoever wins, everybody BUT Trump can tweet about it.
Omg, I can't believe I sat through this thing 😂
Only Brad Jones can get me watching something involving twice-impeached mafia-president Donald J. Gump.
I do QC work and the dvds for this company, they pump out so many of these lol.
Your job must be easy. There isn't really any quality to control.
Thanks Snob... now I want to see Dirty O'Neil.
The animation reminds me of Red vs Blue... except it looks worse and isn’t funny (intentionally, maybe).
I think "Taft That Ass" might have made me shit my pants with laughter!
You know all those incompetent passion projects that RLM watches on their BOTW/spotlight episodes? I feel like this is what one of those would look like if any of them had an ounce of self awareness.
All that's missing is the black tank top and awkward sex scene with a Playboy bunny
Not gonna lie, getting a STRONG "SFM porn animation" vibe from this movie. EDIT: Or a RED vs. BLUE machinima.
I feel like the 69 minute run-time is a hint at the seriousness of this movie.
What a great way to start this week before he leaves office.
You make it sound like he's leaving of his own free will. He ain't. He got fired.
@@ryans756 More like he got evicted.
@@DarkLorddReviews I'll settle for evicted :)
Now, let's just see what happens on Wednesday. I'm anticipating a fair amount of horrific bloodshed. I hope not! But I'm absolutely certain shit IS going to go down, all across the country.
@@ryans756 Looks like you were right.
I love your reviews but this movie.... is making my brain hurt so bad
This movie is a fever dream
I'm pretty sure this script was just made by AI (which explains how nonsensical it is) and the animation itself is probably done through Unreal with some premade assets and voiceovers by hired people from Fiverr or such.
It actually reminds me of a similar experiment done by Corridor Crew to make an AI script for Avatar sequel. Only that was done much better.
Tony Cliftonson is a thinly veiled pseudonym for Rony Clifton, Andy Kaufman's actual clone. I love the orange suit, but he should be leaning forward more. I'm not sure I'm buying Skeletor voicing Aliester Crowley.
Waiting patiently for the Trump Clone dancing scene to become a meme.
This is official? It looks like a DOOM mod.
ALEX JONES COULDN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING THIS ASININE
4:18: So am I the only one hearing “Closer?”
I never saw Trumpxploitation becoming a thing. Life always surprises you.
What the hell did I watch? I want my 20 minutes back
I'm still not convinced that this isn't a super sized fake trailer from Tropic Thunder.
That's not the Cryptkeeper that's Gilbert Godfrey doing Mark Hamill doing the Joker
Doing Chris Latta.
Hes doing who?
@@milanbeerepoot4260 Chris Latta was the voice actor who played Starscream and Cobra Commander. I'm glad I wasn't the only one getting a Starscream vibe from that performance.
If you told me that the makers of Food Fight made this movie... I'd buy it.
Is this movie just playing with Unity store assets? Because that's exactly what it looks like.
I think eating a meatball sub and washing it down with Nyquil and then going through the bizarre dream that follows would look better and be more entertaining that this film that the Snob just went through.
"I love a good climax."
"I know."
Brilliance.
“Whoever wins, we’ll Tweet about it.” Not Trump, however.
It's all very funny until they come for you next.
@@charlottecorday8494 So since I don't have twitter it will always be funny
@@charlottecorday8494 I'm safe, I don't spew hateful nonsense and conspiracy theories. (And I'm not on Twitter, either.)
@@simona.9730 Mad props to you! Twitter is literal proof humanity was a mistake
@@charlottecorday8494 it's okay, I don't care, I don't have Twitter account
Man I want to watch dirty O'Neill that looks like a be an interesting cop movie
Can't help but imagine Fat Albert every time Bigfoot talks.
"...and large hands."
That's how you know it's science fiction.
Destiny 3 is weird.
I still miss Brad's old set...
Lucifer in a wheelchair? Somebody played Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.
Trump vs Illuminati: Dawn of Injustice
are we sure this isn't a failed pitch meeting for a Halo game
Or an Assassin's Creed game.
@@merrittanimation7721 why not all the above