>Video Brinquedo distributed Sonic X >Sonic X was dubbed by 4Kids >Almost every Video Brinquedo mockbuster is completely voiced by 4Kids' old voice acting stable It all makes so much more sense now!
Sam J. Johnson thats mostly in argentina, for example in Peru you have strippers that became congresswoman, in venezuela they have a president who thinks that are 5 cardinal points.
"Money, money changes everything.... Money changes everything..... Money money money money......" I guess that song is quite popular in the world of Brazilian Politics?
You can actually see where the animation on the road in the opening loops. The last frame doesn’t seamlessly transition back to the first one like in most animation loops, and this error causes it to jerk a little before it continues moving. When the animation of the road “jerks” or “glitches”, then that’s when the animation loops.
Snob reviewing Video Brinquedo movies? First let me apologize on behalf of the brazilian cinema for this "thing" existing and second, now you've opened the gates of animation hell and there's no turning back.
Lembro de ter assistido essa porra quando eu tinha uns 8 anos de idade. E mesmo assim ainda é melhor do que Cinderela Baiana. Eita, é triste quando o padrão pra filmes brasileiros é o filme da Carla Perez. BRASIL-SIL-SIL.
Well, at least we can be thankful Wood Rocket didn't make a This Ain't Cars: A XXX Parody. Buncha schumucks dressed in horrible car costumes, have names like: Dick Hudson, Yo Mater, Thunder McClap, and Chick Hickies. Or DID they make a Cars porno spoof?
Don't forget the other cars, like FolksFaggin, Outey, Pisson and Chevrolay. But let's not forget the guest appearance of Eddie Murphy as Trans-axel Foley (a muscle care converted into a hybrid station wagon mom-mobile. He would definitely _not_ have a tiger in his tank). PS: how _would_ cars have sex? In the tailpipe? I mean, Sally Carrera (wouldn't that have been a perfect opportunity to hire Tia Carrera to voice the car?) _did_ have a tramp stamp above her (ahem) "trunk", which.. I wonder if she had any junk in it?
"If we're gonna talk about a company like Video-" *pauses video, prays he pronounces it right, plays video* "Breen-KAY-doh..." 10/10, better than Film Brain, you actually got it right!
We Brazilians apologize a thousand times for the existence of Vídeo Brinquedo. I remember watching this shit when I was 8 or so...it fucking sucked for what I can remember.
Thank you, General! And, believe me, not all Brazilian movies are like "Little Cars". "City of God" is there to prove it, even though it's not an animated movie and it's a crime-drama movie set in the favela 😂
YES, a Video Brinquedo review! I've been interested in learning about mockbusters ever since Matthew Buck's review of Ratatoing. My library actually has a copy of that, making me curious if they have this as well.
I'm sad Video Brinquedo's USA channel got shut down. They had this craptastic soccer movie on it. It even had it's own theme song! And the animation was incredible (as in, you couldn't believe someone actually released crap like that).
And this gripping domestic drama came to us from Jimmy Johnson. -Seriously, though, was that intentional?- -Also, I buy Herbie as Kitt's dad, but Christine probably cheated on him with The Car.-
Wow, another Snob review of a movie I've actually seen!...and I've also largely forgotten about, except for that long-ass talking & driving scene, and even then I only remembered it because of that seemingly endless goddamn hill in the background. I didn't even remember the fucking entrance sign at the race track being rendered in comic sans, sheesh.
lilfoxxy so either Where the Dead Go To Die, Rapsittie Street Kids, or something just as putrid EDIT: No wait, there's something out there that's the best of them all...Midori: Shoujo Tsubaki, a movie that makes Where the Dead Go to Die look like Equestria Girls!
I would like to see Snob slam more poor animated knockoffs from this company. I'll give Dingo this, at least they actually tried with their animation. Here, it looks like a unfinished product and they said: "This is good, let's release that!"
SHHH*T, I watched that crap on Netflix after I watched Pixar's "Cars" back then! At least I laughed way more in disbelief during "Little Cars". I cannot grasp that you review this now o_O (which is no complaint)
My homeland makes me proud yet again. A part of me wishes Snob would/could review classic Brazilian cinema. Because boy let me tell you, it's one crazy-ass trip.
Rory Lumley That's one reason. Lasseter also really loves cars irl. The franchise being made is a case where the cynical reason and the passionate reason go hand-in-hand.
True story: I once found a DVD of "Cars" in a thrift store. When I opened the case, there was a copy of "The Little Cars" inside. I'm glad I never bought it.
"I always thought that Pixar's Cars movies needed more talk of big business, money laundering, and savings accounts!" It certainly lead to the most memorable scene from Speed Racer.
Pixar took a piece of the film's story and put it into Cars 3! That being Cruz Ramirez taking Lightning McQueen's place in the Florida 500 against Jackson Storm!
Ya know... After all these years I'm still disappointed that cinema snob hasn't gotten to the other movies in this series :( Well, at least it gets me up in the morning to eagerly check my computer to see if there's any word on a follow up. Gotta wake up for something I guess.
Futhermore, isn’t Champion the most likely to win, therefore the one with the lowest odds? Lugnut put in a load of money, but if Champ’s odds were 4-1 or something, he’s not gonna get much back.
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I remember watching this this movie, with my little brother. He asked my mom if she would buy it for him because he thought it was going to be like the Pixar movie, he was bewildered after seeing it.
Oh please.... Please... let this be the beginning of Brad's _"Vídeo Brinquedo Phase"._ I'd kill for Brad's review of "The Little Panda Fighter" or "Ratatoing".
I remember my mom brought me this movie, it was in a DVD box and said "Cars 2", (MONTHS after the release of the original one) and I was hyped. When I finished watching this movie I felt my childhood, alongside with my soul, burn in a fire of pain and dissapointment..... Needless to say THIS MOVIE IS SH*T!
My friends and I riff on this movie all the time so you can imagine how confused and shocked I was to see this of all videos in my subs feed. Cool, though!
Recently developed a heart condition and May have as little as one week left. Going to see if I can binge all of the cinema snob episodes i missed. Of course, if all goes well I'll survive, but I'm not risking dying without seeing every episode that's released.
I've actually just heard of this film a few weeks ago in a list of the top 10 worst animated movies of this century so far, which also includes Foodfight. I also remember Bastard Film Brain reviewing Ratatoing back in 2010. 1:50- I was also thinking of Dingo Pictures. Thanks, Phelous. 3:39- I haven't seen the Cars movies from start to finish, but the races in THOSE movies makes it look like NASCAR quality filmmaking. 6:25- Thank you very much for making me imagine a car mounting another car, movie. And people STILL have a problem with Devastator in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen having wrecking balls for testicles. 9:59- I'll stick with NSYNC's "Just Got Paid," thank you very much. 12:55- Lugnut using someone else's money for their own personal gain. That's what I like to call "an Eric Trump." Cruise is worse than Tom Cruise, but still better than Ted Cruz.
So, about the dubbing... I have a story where necessity created great creativity, and still divides a nation over sub versus dub and the general need to learn languages. There was a time when Western movies and languages had a restricted access, and as a result, censors kept a keen eye on what to let in. Among those movies, which did get in, a dubbing was done, but getting charismatic actors was half the job. See, back in those days, dub directors and production directors worked closely together with phonologists and linguists (in many cases they couldn't get a script as to what was being said on paper) to register how things were said, and instead of just translating the movie, they took into consideration the length of words being used, the pauses, etc. and found the words, that were a match both in meaning and in ability to be lip synced. Due to works like these, dub won out, and to this day, many refuse to watch them in original, even though these masters have retired, and the new ones work on such a tight schedule, that the product suffers for it, including instances were actors having an audible cold have to work.
Appropriately enough for a Brinquedo movie, the commercial TH-cam played at the mid roll was for a knockoff Pokémon mobile app featuring the likes of "meag mewtwo" evolving into "meag lucario". XD
Aw crap, Brad is encroaching upon Phelous' turf! This violates so many United Reviewers sanctions, and I doubt it's going to be let go easily. How much innocent bad movie blood will be shed in the oncoming video war?
Has Cinema Snob become Bobsheaux or Isle of Rangoon? Guess the Snob has found another black hole to enter into, and this is about as big as the Galaxy Warriors or Dingo Pictures hole.
At least Mater is a likeable and endearing character, and Larry the Cable Guy really helps that. Most of the Little Cars are arseholes who just care about their reputation and preserving their ego over friendships.
>Video Brinquedo distributed Sonic X
>Sonic X was dubbed by 4Kids
>Almost every Video Brinquedo mockbuster is completely voiced by 4Kids' old voice acting stable
It all makes so much more sense now!
ElFreakinCid That pink car was voiced by the same actress who voiced Alexis in Yu-Gi-Oh GX! Fucking kill me
"Precisely"
-Eggman the rat
I watched the entire series of Sonic X in Espanol for no fucking reason
@@CooperDooper38 Dr. Ratman
"Big business, money laundering, and savings accounts. And attempted murder investigations!"
Brazilian politics in a nutshell.
It's all starting to make sense now!
is oderbretch the mastermind in this awful movies? answer yes
Shockingly like Shark Tale.
Sam J. Johnson thats mostly in argentina, for example in Peru you have strippers that became congresswoman, in venezuela they have a president who thinks that are 5 cardinal points.
"Money, money changes everything.... Money changes everything..... Money money money money......"
I guess that song is quite popular in the world of Brazilian Politics?
You can actually see where the animation on the road in the opening loops. The last frame doesn’t seamlessly transition back to the first one like in most animation loops, and this error causes it to jerk a little before it continues moving. When the animation of the road “jerks” or “glitches”, then that’s when the animation loops.
Snob reviewing Video Brinquedo movies?
First let me apologize on behalf of the brazilian cinema for this "thing" existing and second, now you've opened the gates of animation hell and there's no turning back.
Lembro de ter assistido essa porra quando eu tinha uns 8 anos de idade. E mesmo assim ainda é melhor do que Cinderela Baiana. Eita, é triste quando o padrão pra filmes brasileiros é o filme da Carla Perez. BRASIL-SIL-SIL.
Has the Brad done a Zé do Caixão flim? If not he really should.
Francisco Oliveira So are Video Brinquedo films going to be Cinema Snob's equivalent to Phelous' Dingo Pictures reviews?
Wait in Brazil these were released in theaters?
Matthew Hunter direct to video
Well, at least we can be thankful Wood Rocket didn't make a This Ain't Cars: A XXX Parody. Buncha schumucks dressed in horrible car costumes, have names like: Dick Hudson, Yo Mater, Thunder McClap, and Chick Hickies. Or DID they make a Cars porno spoof?
That sounds sooo bad to watch....but my morbid curiosity to how much worse it can get has been peaked good sir!
Don't forget the other cars, like FolksFaggin, Outey, Pisson and Chevrolay.
But let's not forget the guest appearance of Eddie Murphy as Trans-axel Foley (a muscle care converted into a hybrid station wagon mom-mobile. He would definitely _not_ have a tiger in his tank).
PS: how _would_ cars have sex? In the tailpipe? I mean, Sally Carrera (wouldn't that have been a perfect opportunity to hire Tia Carrera to voice the car?) _did_ have a tramp stamp above her (ahem) "trunk", which.. I wonder if she had any junk in it?
Heh. Chevrolay is actually kinda funny.
Monroville If we manage to get this comment to 69, then we will ascend into the gates of Meme-halla.
They could name Thunder McClap as "Quickening McCum" to be soundalike of the original. Because that's how porn parodies works for them, right?
"Hey this isn't Pixar!" LOL. Love Brad's sarcastic humor.
I have no idea why, but I laugh every time Brad says 'Irish Car Cop can't be bothered...'
Interesting how there is a character in "The Little Cars" named Cruise, and there is a character in "Cars 3" released a decade later named "Cruz".
yes and now his name is Tony tunado 😀
Yeah so weird that someone would use a common car word like "cruise" (and homonyms) in a movie about talking cars.
Fair enough, but still...
@@calebmauer1751that's the equivalent of making a talking animal movie and having animal based puns! WHAT ARE THE ODDS
US has Disney
UK has Aardman
Japan has Ghibli
Brazil has fucking Vídeo Brinquedo
@@ryanperez1813 I thought that was Australian.
US also has Dreamworks
Of course that car's business is failing, it's a taxi-cab in a world of cars. That's just a poor business model.
Wait a second...a car paying a car car for the privilege of riding another car...6inTruder, that's *prostitution*! And V8 is a *pimp*!
Sam J. Johnson
If a taxi is transporting prostitutes on behalf of cars, doesn't that mean the cars are paying for sex with people?
Wow, I never realized it.
ricemazter holy cow!
I mean... A flatbed tow truck would be a better taxi service model because they can actually hold cars better.
Now we need another collaboration with Phelous for Dingo Pictures' "movies".
I shall dub it Video Dingquedo
Kemal Alis MAHGOD! Precisely!
Was that intended?
Phelous need's to review Dingo's Hercules.
A dingo pictures took my movie.
"If we're gonna talk about a company like Video-"
*pauses video, prays he pronounces it right, plays video*
"Breen-KAY-doh..."
10/10, better than Film Brain, you actually got it right!
The champion named "champion"... am I the only one that got "Ricky 1" flashbacks? lol
Megan Taylor “can’t beat the champ because he’s the champ”
Megan Taylor who’s Ricky 1?
Richie Osborn a very obscure Rocky spoof. The Angry video game nerd reviewed it about 11-12 years ago.
This review is hilarious. "Has he been huffing his own fumes?" always cracks me up!
We Brazilians apologize a thousand times for the existence of Vídeo Brinquedo. I remember watching this shit when I was 8 or so...it fucking sucked for what I can remember.
I accept you apology.
At least we have Rio
Thank you, General! And, believe me, not all Brazilian movies are like "Little Cars". "City of God" is there to prove it, even though it's not an animated movie and it's a crime-drama movie set in the favela 😂
You guys were indirectly responsible for Max Payne 3 existing; good for the rest of the world, probably not the best for you, but thanks anyway.
well, at least I heard Jorel's Brother is supposed to be good
McBandit Hope Ehhh...We've made the Simpsons go to Brazil twice, but unlike when Max Payne 3 came out, we were really PISSED at the Simpsons 😂
When you mentioned the road leading to nowhere, I was expecting a Last House on the Left reference.
YES, a Video Brinquedo review! I've been interested in learning about mockbusters ever since Matthew Buck's review of Ratatoing. My library actually has a copy of that, making me curious if they have this as well.
I remember this movie from an old TH-cam Poop
i'm embarrassed to say some of my relatives fell for these thinking they were the real thing
I'm sad Video Brinquedo's USA channel got shut down. They had this craptastic soccer movie on it. It even had it's own theme song! And the animation was incredible (as in, you couldn't believe someone actually released crap like that).
The financial drama of sentient cars is Oscar-winning gold.
Christine and Herbie had a baby named Kitt who could talk. None of them won any Oscars, but Knight Rider did win some Emmys.
And this gripping domestic drama came to us from Jimmy Johnson.
-Seriously, though, was that intentional?-
-Also, I buy Herbie as Kitt's dad, but Christine probably cheated on him with The Car.-
4:11 Transit Bickle...a-ha-ah-ha-a-hahaha! Genius.
Something a grandmother would pick up for the little ones from a Dollar General bargain shelf.
"why is one pupil bigger than the other? is he huffing his own fumes?!" Lmao!
You realize now, Brad, that you MUST review the other Little Cars movies... ;)
Wow, another Snob review of a movie I've actually seen!...and I've also largely forgotten about, except for that long-ass talking & driving scene, and even then I only remembered it because of that seemingly endless goddamn hill in the background.
I didn't even remember the fucking entrance sign at the race track being rendered in comic sans, sheesh.
Phelous (Dingo, Good Times), Film Brain (Video Brinquedo), and You should do the mother of all bad animated mashups. It would be amazing. Make it so!
lilfoxxy so either Where the Dead Go To Die, Rapsittie Street Kids, or something just as putrid
EDIT: No wait, there's something out there that's the best of them all...Midori: Shoujo Tsubaki, a movie that makes Where the Dead Go to Die look like Equestria Girls!
I wanna see him review animated movies released by Lionsgate. They're mockbuster-quality movies that sometimes get released in theaters
The Emoji Movie!
Foodfight!
This was made in 3D Movie Maker on Windows 95, wasn't it?
They distributed Sonic X? No wonder I keep hearing the voices of Chris, Tails, Amy, and Eggman in so many of their movies.
I love Sonic X, and I actually love The Little Cars as a guilty pleasure.
Ugh. That animation makes Dingo's look award winning by comparison. This movie looks like something Phelous would have a field day with.
Adam Lentz At least this one has movement...you know, the actual animation part of animation.
I would like to see Snob slam more poor animated knockoffs from this company. I'll give Dingo this, at least they actually tried with their animation. Here, it looks like a unfinished product and they said: "This is good, let's release that!"
I don't think "trying" and "Dingo Pictures" belong in the same sentence.
Adam Lentz You sure we're talking about the same Dingo?
SHHH*T, I watched that crap on Netflix after I watched Pixar's "Cars" back then! At least I laughed way more in disbelief during "Little Cars". I cannot grasp that you review this now o_O (which is no complaint)
Oh, please let this be the start of a Video Brinquedo series. I know this particular one's relevant right now, but that's something I need in my life.
My homeland makes me proud yet again.
A part of me wishes Snob would/could review classic Brazilian cinema. Because boy let me tell you, it's one crazy-ass trip.
cars movies are still being made because of merchandise that's where the real money of the movie is made
Rory Lumley I saw somewhere that Disney has made $10 billion from the Cars franchise
Rory Lumley it's hot wheels with eyes it would have been surprising if they didn't make money.
Rory Lumley That's one reason. Lasseter also really loves cars irl. The franchise being made is a case where the cynical reason and the passionate reason go hand-in-hand.
Spaceballs the FLAMETHROWER! The kids love this one.
Bruce Leaper
Ah, an individual of culture as well.
True story:
I once found a DVD of "Cars" in a thrift store. When I opened the case, there was a copy of "The Little Cars" inside.
I'm glad I never bought it.
I guess they did a Brazilian on the animation.
dont know about you all....but i loled @ this
Momentary shot of Dingo Pictures in a Cinema Snob video? Mah God!
What the HELL is going on here!?
Those clips were SOOO stupid, heh heh heh.
I really hope we see more Video Brinquedo reviews in the future!
Cinema snob and phelous crossover: reviewing a dingo production WHILE exploring an abandoned house!!
I can't see footage of that Little Cars movie without the video "Little Tards" playing in my head.
Is that the one where Cruise calls his girlfriend “Poop”?
please review more of these mock busters, this is one my favourite snob videos. XD
Always wanted to know what Dingo Pictures was like in 3D.
"I always thought that Pixar's Cars movies needed more talk of big business, money laundering, and savings accounts!"
It certainly lead to the most memorable scene from Speed Racer.
I so wish he'd do more of these, these were freaking hilarious.
...oh my God my Godson has these. I remember thinking "Why do these guys have names you'd hear in Brazil?"
oh fucking lord, those comments about the tv static as the road and that arcade malfunction made me laugh harder than i should have
Pixar took a piece of the film's story and put it into Cars 3! That being Cruz Ramirez taking Lightning McQueen's place in the Florida 500 against Jackson Storm!
Ya know... After all these years I'm still disappointed that cinema snob hasn't gotten to the other movies in this series :(
Well, at least it gets me up in the morning to eagerly check my computer to see if there's any word on a follow up. Gotta wake up for something I guess.
I just bought this film and sent it to a friend who loves bresson. Thanks for bringing up its existence.
Cinema Snob did all the good drugs and Zima before any of us were old enough, that is why this decade is so boring
seriously, you can't even go on eBay and get an old-school Zima without the Cinema Snob sniping it from under your nose
Blake Edwards' The Great Race is freaking awesome.
Joe Dirt
I know! Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, and Natalie Wood gave splendid performances in that classic!
MOAR ANIMATED MOVIES 4 CINEMA SNOB PLLLLZ
Srsly I so want him to review some Bakshi or Where the Dead Go to Die or any other number of weird, bad, disturbing adult animations.
Please tell me you're gonna do videos on more of these Video Brinquedo films! They're a fucking gold mine of comedy!
So if Lugnut bet on Champ to win, how does Cruise winning make them win the bet?
Futhermore, isn’t Champion the most likely to win, therefore the one with the lowest odds? Lugnut put in a load of money, but if Champ’s odds were 4-1 or something, he’s not gonna get much back.
Phelous? What are you doing possessing the Snob?
I've been waiting a good while for this review lol
Should've put the Wabuu song over the tow truck's singing. I'm sure the lipflaps would match about as well.
Why isn't this a crossover with Phelous?
Do we really want to watch Phelous?
eartianwerewolf yes, yes we do! He has already made more than a fair share of cameos on here so it is overdue for a crossover
Yes
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They aren't? MAH GAWD!
Most of these Video Brinquedo movies are sooooo stupid! He he heh heh heh...
they are lazy but they arent done
Those cars need to BE DIAMONDS!!!!!!
Caige Malinowski THE DIAMONDS... MY GAWD!
Those cars are wet.They are completely useless now! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am glad that the new Cinema Snob came out on my day off. Now I get to enjoy the video without having to worry about heading into work right after.
I remember watching this this movie, with my little brother. He asked my mom if she would buy it for him because he thought it was going to be like the Pixar movie, he was bewildered after seeing it.
I am going to watch Cars now, thank you.
The yellow car named Cruz wins in every movie I guess
I'm only slightly disappointed this wasn't a porn review.
Just slightly
Just a bit.
newgaara37 Cars porn....the possibilities are infinite.
Swapping fluids with dipsticks. All I can think of...
Honestly, when I saw the video in my feed my first thought was "oh god, a Cars porno?!"
As a non-native Portuguese speaker, I'm curious to see how much better the original voice acting and dialogue is... (laughs in pain and in Portuguese)
Oh please.... Please... let this be the beginning of Brad's _"Vídeo Brinquedo Phase"._
I'd kill for Brad's review of "The Little Panda Fighter" or "Ratatoing".
Is been six years, and I still eagerly await the day we get Brad’s reviews of Ratatoing and Little Panda Fighter.
I remember my mom brought me this movie, it was in a DVD box and said "Cars 2", (MONTHS after the release of the original one) and I was hyped. When I finished watching this movie I felt my childhood, alongside with my soul, burn in a fire of pain and dissapointment.....
Needless to say THIS MOVIE IS SH*T!
This movie needs to be redubbed with William Shatner as ALL of the characters.
In Russia some pirate translaters called this movie Cars 2, I remember my classmate had it on DVD.
My friends and I riff on this movie all the time so you can imagine how confused and shocked I was to see this of all videos in my subs feed.
Cool, though!
IHE does a bunch of their stuff too
Should've watched A Car's Life instead
I've seen early 3D era video games that look better then this film
i see 3d hentai better that this
Super mario 64
Hell, the first MechWarrior game from 1989 looks better than this crap.
Hell, even the old "Indy Car Racing 2" PC game from the mid-90's looks better than this.
This made Spy Kids 3D look like Avatar
How little are these cars? And, more importantly, WILL IT FIT?!
th3mdt Trick question: _it always fits._
Either these shitty cheap animated movies won't shut up, or the dialogue is delivered with huge gaping pauses. There is no middle ground
11:35 - "This is totally sweet."
Just wait until you see Joshua and the Promised Land by Jim Lion. Now, that I would like to see you rant on that film.
Lady Korralynn Lorelaie
No… *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO!*
1:04 is Little Lulu flashing to the side?
This is probably the only family film in movie history that makes "A Talking Cat" look like a found footage documentary.
Wait, does Phelous know you're doing animated knock-offs now?
Cinema Snob is reviewing craptastic animated films now? Did Phelous lose his job?! :)
GaresTheDark Doug had him killed.
GaresTheDark right that is what I thought as soon as he referenced Dingo Pictures
GaresTheDark does this mean we'll one day see the Snob review a hentai?
Good.
If he does I want to see him review the English Dub of Bible Black, it honestly seems right up his alley LOL
The tow truck hippie van looks like he's wearing a Fez.
.....Fezzes are cool....
Recently developed a heart condition and May have as little as one week left. Going to see if I can binge all of the cinema snob episodes i missed.
Of course, if all goes well I'll survive, but I'm not risking dying without seeing every episode that's released.
I've actually just heard of this film a few weeks ago in a list of the top 10 worst animated movies of this century so far, which also includes Foodfight. I also remember Bastard Film Brain reviewing Ratatoing back in 2010.
1:50- I was also thinking of Dingo Pictures. Thanks, Phelous.
3:39- I haven't seen the Cars movies from start to finish, but the races in THOSE movies makes it look like NASCAR quality filmmaking.
6:25- Thank you very much for making me imagine a car mounting another car, movie. And people STILL have a problem with Devastator in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen having wrecking balls for testicles.
9:59- I'll stick with NSYNC's "Just Got Paid," thank you very much.
12:55- Lugnut using someone else's money for their own personal gain. That's what I like to call "an Eric Trump."
Cruise is worse than Tom Cruise, but still better than Ted Cruz.
10:15 - Oh, Cinema Snob. You can at least be thankful that they did not create a music video for Lemon Demon's song "Two Trucks".
Dragons fucking cars.
Got to love when they add more drama to a movie about talking cars that is just a rip off of another movie about talking cars.
They made The Little Panda Fighter?
Shit.
5:25 I want that as my ringtone
So, about the dubbing... I have a story where necessity created great creativity, and still divides a nation over sub versus dub and the general need to learn languages.
There was a time when Western movies and languages had a restricted access, and as a result, censors kept a keen eye on what to let in. Among those movies, which did get in, a dubbing was done, but getting charismatic actors was half the job. See, back in those days, dub directors and production directors worked closely together with phonologists and linguists (in many cases they couldn't get a script as to what was being said on paper) to register how things were said, and instead of just translating the movie, they took into consideration the length of words being used, the pauses, etc. and found the words, that were a match both in meaning and in ability to be lip synced.
Due to works like these, dub won out, and to this day, many refuse to watch them in original, even though these masters have retired, and the new ones work on such a tight schedule, that the product suffers for it, including instances were actors having an audible cold have to work.
Appropriately enough for a Brinquedo movie, the commercial TH-cam played at the mid roll was for a knockoff Pokémon mobile app featuring the likes of "meag mewtwo" evolving into "meag lucario". XD
Great to see Sam Axe's brother is doing something with his life.
Aw crap, Brad is encroaching upon Phelous' turf! This violates so many United Reviewers sanctions, and I doubt it's going to be let go easily. How much innocent bad movie blood will be shed in the oncoming video war?
Quick! Get Bat Hero!
Now Phelous has to review a porno!
Ghostwriter Now I'm curious!
@@thegayghost872 does foodfight count?
Has Cinema Snob become Bobsheaux or Isle of Rangoon? Guess the Snob has found another black hole to enter into, and this is about as big as the Galaxy Warriors or Dingo Pictures hole.
The Little Cars in... Desert Bus.
So where's the totally original channel The Little Cinema Fanatic?
I just knew Dingo pictures would make a guest appearance here.
No Larry the Cable Guy, already better than all the Cars movies
Snob made the same joke...lol
I would way rather the Cars series than this (as of posting this I haven't seen Cars 3)
...Which makes that joke a rip-off. Just like the movie!
At least Mater is a likeable and endearing character, and Larry the Cable Guy really helps that. Most of the Little Cars are arseholes who just care about their reputation and preserving their ego over friendships.
🤣🤣 He said youre a pain in the ass!!!
Sonic X and the adventures of super mario bros. 3.
man, i have not seen any of them in ages. I kinda miss them.
This movie is one of the reasons why so many Brazilians worship foreign animation