ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant: Bedtime Bath (valley girl)

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  • @rivermay8496
    @rivermay8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7265

    See she says she noticed our haircut when we know damn well she scheduled it

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      I love the comments that say "our," all of us in this one body 😅

    • @GR1M_
      @GR1M_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@taylorjade6918 imagine if the 1.3 million people who viewed this video controlled one body that would be ... utter chaos

    • @emilyklos8702
      @emilyklos8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Apollo_141 yeah lol no wonder we fell off that roof. 😳

    • @standstillabby7940
      @standstillabby7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      underratED OH MY GOD

    • @Rose36921
      @Rose36921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Apollo_141
      utter chaos and Oh So Entertaining ;)

  • @itsexpla
    @itsexpla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19721

    sometimes, you don’t watch asmr for the tingles, but for the plot.

    • @sophiegeiger7221
      @sophiegeiger7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      The plot: valley girl

    • @mariannacenci
      @mariannacenci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      Especially since quarentine, Erin is my new Netflix

    • @noanatas1621
      @noanatas1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      the plot:🍾🥂✨🛁

    • @pandrei2
      @pandrei2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      "the plot"

    • @beckyboy2092
      @beckyboy2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If only you knew what plot really meant, plot and story are very different

  • @ali-me4vf
    @ali-me4vf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    “ if snails had arms they would hug you “
    that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

    • @aiyanaking5478
      @aiyanaking5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was going to like when I suddenly stopped how could I ruin it?????

    • @justme4034
      @justme4034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *like

  • @splitprune
    @splitprune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7230

    being called princess is such a special thing when you're 23 and male
    i mean nobody's called me princess for at least 10 years

    • @Liz-lq8hw
      @Liz-lq8hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      You deserve it princess

    • @indigoshyl
      @indigoshyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      You are a princess. S2

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Take care princess 💖

    • @sofiar7504
      @sofiar7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      princess!

    • @feitanportor6842
      @feitanportor6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Stay safe princess 😘

  • @ezequiel2940
    @ezequiel2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    Erin's imagination is an endless world of joy and comfiness. Her charisma and creativity is beyond mortal reach

    • @mihriah
      @mihriah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5:30 When Erin's creative side was being designed

    • @SSEBBlue
      @SSEBBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aura Quarius 😂

    • @danielacarrera2492
      @danielacarrera2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And her hair as well

    • @transsexual_computer_faery
      @transsexual_computer_faery 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Avoid Struggle-love, Go SYSBM!! waht's that

    • @macym4681
      @macym4681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This implies that Erin is immortal and, frankly, I'm not complaining.

  • @sxvrai
    @sxvrai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    Plot twist: she’s talking to herself in the mirror

  • @emiliea2146
    @emiliea2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4418

    Everybody's talking about her name staring with a v, like Vanessa or Victoria. But what if- what if her name was actually Valley? It sounds kinda cute and fresh

  • @lexir3373
    @lexir3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    her saying “babe” = being wrapped in a blanket fresh out of the dryer

    • @Christian_509
      @Christian_509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You forgot to dump the lint

    • @camarodriver6475
      @camarodriver6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i was thinking something like that, yEs

    • @bonlessmangoes7276
      @bonlessmangoes7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It feels like hugging a fluffy doggie

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lexi R or like having a metal breakdown and then having someone pet your hair

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      then being gently kissed on the forehead

  • @friedeggs6261
    @friedeggs6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7553

    pov: you’re a celebrity secretly falling in love with your personal assistant

    • @jellyfishb3ans
      @jellyfishb3ans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      100% 🥺🥺

    • @edwin3928ohd
      @edwin3928ohd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@jellyfishb3ans 10,000%. i feel like such a loser watching this

    • @LetsGoChaz
      @LetsGoChaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@edwin3928ohd same man, its sad

    • @amthewizard1
      @amthewizard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      wuh oh 😳😳

    • @lesbianspacecadet
      @lesbianspacecadet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Yeah, when she was like “this is one of my favorite pieces of yours” i was like, ‘aight we can just throw out all the other necklaces now

  • @rainevelde6017
    @rainevelde6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2769

    I'm glad we are getting the positive affirmation we needed regarding our love of snails. There was a snail in the garden today and I felt very unloved by him ignoring the lettuce I so carefully laid out for him. I'm glad he does love me. He just had places to be.

    • @isawsevenbirds
      @isawsevenbirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Don't worry, snails are busy creatures. It takes them so long to get anywhere that they constantly have to be going. They will express their love through snail telepathy (snelepathy) which we unfortunately cannot hear, but nevertheless they are sending love.

    • @coffeebean4091
      @coffeebean4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      geekosaurus
      This conversation is so unbelievably wise.

    • @sollrei
      @sollrei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      i love every part of this comment, and the reply underneath it. blessed my day yall are precious

    • @abitofpaprika
      @abitofpaprika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I adore snails, rarely see them because they are busy buddies

    • @mentafe8764
      @mentafe8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      effervescent...

  • @caitlynroberts3100
    @caitlynroberts3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    I like how she couldn’t even take herself seriously 💀 “I like to feel like an amoeba”

    • @ari4311
      @ari4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      we’re all doing our best not to laugh and clearly it’s not going well-

    • @sex_in_the_s0viet_union_
      @sex_in_the_s0viet_union_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait - isn’t an ’amoeba’ a type of bacteria??

    • @milopace
      @milopace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bimini Bon Boulash energy

    • @pinkminipuff
      @pinkminipuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I giggled. Loved it 😂

    • @idk-just-tea
      @idk-just-tea ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@sex_in_the_s0viet_union_ it's a single-celled organism that looks (and acts) like a blob pretty much, lol. It doesn't have a specific shape, and when it eats stuff, it basically just moves itself to give the thing a "hug" before absorbing it.

  • @jadhaaguayo7958
    @jadhaaguayo7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    “you know what just tell me when”
    *continues to pour wine*
    “oh”
    *wine almost spills*
    “OH”💀

    • @oopsksk1304
      @oopsksk1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jadha Aguayo 😂😂😂

    • @LordNemises117
      @LordNemises117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have become ALCOHOL🍻🍻🍻🥃🥃🥃🥃🍺🍺🍺🥃🍸🥃🍸🍸🤢🤭🤭🤭🤭🤮

    • @suenoestrellita
      @suenoestrellita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me

    • @faonkarino
      @faonkarino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that was so damn good

    • @tango8966
      @tango8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was dying for 5 minutes rewinding it

  • @daniellegreen4982
    @daniellegreen4982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18526

    Honestly, a mattress company sponsoring an asmrtist is A+ marketing

    • @TheUncannyDani
      @TheUncannyDani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Way better than the offensive G-Fuel marketing with Gibi.

    • @TheHonestSage
      @TheHonestSage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      @@TheUncannyDani whoa ease up there lad, nothing wrong with a shot of gamer supps before bed

    • @karenstriggeredasmr9601
      @karenstriggeredasmr9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@TheHonestSage lmao

    • @justyce_yt
      @justyce_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly.

    • @cammie8733
      @cammie8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@TheUncannyDani what's gfuel and why is it bad?

  • @Horizon_Light
    @Horizon_Light 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3691

    "Just tell me when" had the same energy as the "Two shots of vodka" vine and I'm living for it

    • @hannahprater4745
      @hannahprater4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (⌒▽⌒) Agreed !!

    • @dollfacefantasy
      @dollfacefantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      two shots.. of vodka *pours half of bottle into blender* :)

    • @smoredreyharsley5865
      @smoredreyharsley5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I love how she was so confused while pouring it 😂

    • @jarrenleow
      @jarrenleow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOUR SAMBUCAS

    • @chaoticnetural5752
      @chaoticnetural5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Two shots ..... of vodkaaa ......
      *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5584

    Everybody asks "where's the celebrity assistant?" but no one asks "how is the celebrity assistant?"

    • @yujipato6466
      @yujipato6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      wise words

    • @millionssins
      @millionssins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      And no one asks "why is the celebrity assistant" .

    • @yourbro4438
      @yourbro4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      What is the celebrity assistant

    • @aarzek9703
      @aarzek9703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Who is the celebrity assistant?

    • @marktloy4740
      @marktloy4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      When is the celebrity assistant

  • @athenaryals3273
    @athenaryals3273 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "With how much wine I drink and how many crackers I eat, I'm basically a priest" I died 😂

  • @venetiia
    @venetiia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9520

    is it just me that worry’s about valley girls mental health? constantly putting us before herself...does she have free time? do we treat her well? 🥺

    • @someasmr6964
      @someasmr6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

      I also want to know, can we get a valley girl's day off vid where she spoils herself rotten, like she does for us?

    • @MorriganPickman
      @MorriganPickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@someasmr6964 aww, that'd be nice!

    • @ceryscrimmins2823
      @ceryscrimmins2823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      when she mentioned the phone case i was like 🥺🥺 no 🥺🥺 i’d never say that 🥺🥺

    • @britnicox3929
      @britnicox3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      SomeASMR yesssss i want that so much

    • @gracebowler818
      @gracebowler818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      I feel that 🤣 stressing over fictional characters is anxiety to the next level

  • @krd3804
    @krd3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    I was almost asleep until she said “Nobody can tell that you’re fighting for your f*cking life” 😂😭😂😭 I wheezed

    • @brontecarroll6764
      @brontecarroll6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agdahjsdga me too

    • @YOUVVITCH
      @YOUVVITCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ENSS BVB WAIT QHEN DOES SHE SAY THAT

    • @katesab5712
      @katesab5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      between 0:00 and 43:36 I think
      it’s at 16:56

    • @bug9663
      @bug9663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@katesab5712 LMFAOOODLDLDKDLDMS STOPPP

    • @tootsmcgoots8374
      @tootsmcgoots8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kylie _1112
      16:56

  • @noapricot
    @noapricot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3887

    Just want this "Personal Assistant" series to never end

  • @secretgranolabar290
    @secretgranolabar290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    She either wants to get in the bath with us, or drown us in it, I can't tell which

  • @babs7780
    @babs7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    erin: "you are so good at cutting avacados"
    me: *has flashbacks to when i cut my hand open cutting an avacado*
    "ah yes."

    • @jayandroses9166
      @jayandroses9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ouch

    • @Nuggetwaifu
      @Nuggetwaifu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have zero cutting skills whatsoever😂

    • @suckonthisnut8055
      @suckonthisnut8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg my friend did that too

    • @suckonthisnut8055
      @suckonthisnut8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nuggetwaifu I have a diff kind 👁👄👁

    • @rexivivi
      @rexivivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knife through avocado through hand

  • @samanthah2300
    @samanthah2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    “If a snail had arms it would hug you”
    Seriously these affirmations are the best things.

    • @ilikeplants9339
      @ilikeplants9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Remember the last ones “People love your knees”

    • @karenramnath9993
      @karenramnath9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeet 2882 I was like “really? I never much thought about my knees; they are just sort of there, you know? Well, I guess I’m glad somebody loves them!” 😂

    • @martapaulabaltruka660
      @martapaulabaltruka660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was the 1000th like, just soo satisfying it going from 999 to 1k

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ikr

  • @laurenmanning6287
    @laurenmanning6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    This Valley Girl Personal Assistant is by far my favorite ASMR character of all time. I rewatch your valley girl videos regularly to fall asleep. I was so excited to see you upload this. Love your work Erin, keep it up!

    • @felipepoffo
      @felipepoffo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      me too, she is amazing!

    • @PhoenixInLove
      @PhoenixInLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't know why, but I feel the same way! It's so perfect!

    • @RaidsEpicly
      @RaidsEpicly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same! Although I do feel like she went a little harder on the valley girl accent in the celebrity stylist video (especially the first few minutes, which are AMAZING) so I'd love if she played up the accent more though.
      Maybe that's just my bias since I shamelessly enjoyed the flirting in that one too

    • @winterrrific
      @winterrrific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME

    • @haileyissushi7118
      @haileyissushi7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @thegriffinsystem4991
    @thegriffinsystem4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "I like to feel like an amoeba" and "Fighting for your fucking life" had me in straight up giggle fits

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The way she says “Just a highlight real of all the best moments every time” and you can hear her holding back laughter gets me too 😂❤

  • @Mars-ns5tk
    @Mars-ns5tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6922

    I love how “positive affirmations” is basically just “bullying you but in a way that makes u fall in love with me”

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂

    • @blue1601
      @blue1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Is *that* what negging is?

    • @readbookskc
      @readbookskc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I need a whole video of it

    • @aaliyahrenee4589
      @aaliyahrenee4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      perfectly said😂

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@blue1601 no it's the default flirting style for tsunderes

  • @GlassChopsticks
    @GlassChopsticks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    Alternate title could be ‘Erin enjoying having straight hair for 40 minutes’

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And she looks damn good with it

    • @erinjorgia7919
      @erinjorgia7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I oddly just want to run my hand through it.

    • @yesyes9246
      @yesyes9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chris Hahn I think that saying “damn” in that context is a sin.

    • @Eli-dd6qq
      @Eli-dd6qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      alternative title should be "snails love you"

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yesyes9246 oh h*ck
      LMFAO

  • @beomgyusmcnugget1055
    @beomgyusmcnugget1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Friend: so who’s your crush?
    Me: *it’s complicated*

  • @norabloomb
    @norabloomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    This is such a random compliment but your sense of color is incredible. I always think you pick the perfect shades of nail polish, lipstick, eyeshadow, hair dye, and all of your clothes and decor.

    • @brianmck7363
      @brianmck7363 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She’s GORGEOUS

  • @savannaheagon2040
    @savannaheagon2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3327

    You: "Hows the bath temp? Need anything? "
    Me: *wearin swim goggels and holding rubber ducks* "i require fancy icecream and fancy grape juice"

    • @theteddy906
      @theteddy906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I’m imagining this but with a snorkel and swimming flippers

    • @narwalace3823
      @narwalace3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But how will she take off your makeup if your wearing goggles

    • @savannaheagon2040
      @savannaheagon2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@narwalace3823 ill take them off

    • @badwolf0539
      @badwolf0539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Why do I imagine Peter Griffin saying this

    • @someonelmao4411
      @someonelmao4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      kOkIcHi OuMa?! Is ThAt u?!

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    *you saying “babe” feels like being kissed softly on the forehead.*

    • @firstnamelastname7783
      @firstnamelastname7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Oh not just on the forehead....
      I see my way out

    • @AerophiIe
      @AerophiIe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      First Name Last Name no no no come take a seat. 😂

    • @firstnamelastname7783
      @firstnamelastname7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@AerophiIe
      Oh great we can leave together so if this comment above get's more popular people won't bomb me with 'simp'

    • @willafowler5530
      @willafowler5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      how did u capture the feeling so well what the hecc

    • @bela1825
      @bela1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you from Tik tok? I feel like I’ve seen you

  • @AndiStanleyTV
    @AndiStanleyTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6698

    Clicked on this because I was curious about valley girl, and now I’m emotionally invested in Valley Girl and her happiness and future.

    • @morriganpenn9281
      @morriganpenn9281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      SEASON 2

    • @smoshtv
      @smoshtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      You:
      Ive only known valley girl for 2 seconds and if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@smoshtv okay but same

    • @nataliesherman7744
      @nataliesherman7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I clicked on this video for some good ASMR. 🤷‍♀️ Anyone else?

    • @Knm82
      @Knm82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know what you mean all of the videos with valley girl are so cozy and soft.

  • @emliu5000
    @emliu5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    I love how she says “it’s all about catching the eye, like a peacock” and then we (the celebrity) immediately get the idea to add feathers that trail behind the dress. Like listening to her gave us creative inspiration

  • @annemariehill6207
    @annemariehill6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13192

    I feel like at this point Valley Girl deserves a name, she’s earned it.

    • @duke605
      @duke605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      Kelsey?

    • @gigi-ux7wb
      @gigi-ux7wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

      Tiffany. take it or leave it.

    • @bellaxo1115
      @bellaxo1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

      such a chelsea

    • @k-popbiased1058
      @k-popbiased1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      victoria castillero yesssss Tiffany feels right

    • @HannyGirl812
      @HannyGirl812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Ashleigh 💘

  • @talvezsejaamanda
    @talvezsejaamanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    erin talking about chris and her sleeping together
    my dumbass: omg they are roommates

    • @tamiv.476
      @tamiv.476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      And they were ROOMMATES

    • @danb4282
      @danb4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      And there was ONLY ONE BED

    • @Hermionefan11
      @Hermionefan11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@danb4282 SHE CONFESSEDDDDDD

    • @Dragonnoodle1
      @Dragonnoodle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Just gals being pals!

    • @fayeriie
      @fayeriie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I would like this comment but it has 143 likes right now and I don't wanna ruin that 😂

  • @darkphoenix2
    @darkphoenix2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    "Hey princess oh my god look at you"
    NO LOOK AT YOU, DAMN GIRL

    • @millie3milk808
      @millie3milk808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO

    • @justyce_yt
      @justyce_yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hey princess. Oh my god. Look at you."
      Me - *Thinks* I'm a guy though.

    • @beesare_cool
      @beesare_cool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      RoleplayRyan anyone can be a princess✨✨✨

    • @smile_pretty4894
      @smile_pretty4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RaymondJiang444 that is brilliant

  • @LatIenws
    @LatIenws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    At first I thought I was just a spoiled rich girl. But after hearing how well I party, like doing a backflip and sticking the landing. I have a whole new respect for me.

    • @caliharris898
      @caliharris898 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Enemies to friends to lovers but both people are yourself

    • @ThatUselessHuman
      @ThatUselessHuman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@caliharris898this has me dying 💀

  • @foxoxo4782
    @foxoxo4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    “If snails had arms, they would hug you”
    My new favorite quote

    • @Parachute_regt
      @Parachute_regt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what timeline is that at?

    • @kyan762
      @kyan762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Parachute_regt around 17:43

    • @ShhheilaASMR
      @ShhheilaASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i took a photo of a behbeh snail this week, it was so derpy. It made me so happy ^.^
      Snails are awesome!

  • @fern5505
    @fern5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    *me, on the verge of crying:* i dont need to know how to spell nessicary

    • @MyNameisMessenger
      @MyNameisMessenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Don’t worry, it’s not really nesissiri.

    • @lightblade8630
      @lightblade8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I dan't nassassarally knaw tha karract spallang anymar

    • @himynamespeter4730
      @himynamespeter4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yeah, it isn't nesassary

    • @larissahorvat4393
      @larissahorvat4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      don't worry guys, u can always google how to spell neccescery

    • @ellay2715
      @ellay2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But like is it 2 s’s or 2 c’s???

  • @excedrinpm6242
    @excedrinpm6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Every single positive affirmation felt like a personal attack and I'm thriving for it.

  • @Nyx_But_Mortal
    @Nyx_But_Mortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    “It’s been far too long”
    Ah an old friend.
    “What like 2 hours?”
    Ah a dramatic friend that I care about nonetheless

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Off topic, but I like your profile picture!

    • @Nyx_But_Mortal
      @Nyx_But_Mortal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Gakulon thank you so much! My girlfriend drew it for me

  • @anthonywilliams5903
    @anthonywilliams5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    this video is more quotable than a LOT of movies

    • @adriantorres3889
      @adriantorres3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TwelveGaming, this is impossible. The archives must be incomplete

    • @connerhays5775
      @connerhays5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "I like to feel like an amoeba"

    • @therese3639
      @therese3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "snails LOVE you"

    • @absolut-foodie1408
      @absolut-foodie1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its one of your many many many talents.

    • @jackieruth2614
      @jackieruth2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Like we do agree that that is the behavior of a rabid raccoon, right?"

  • @SabraMagdalena
    @SabraMagdalena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Erin: Snails can sense your good heart, and they love you back
    Me, a snail aficionado: 😭 I’M SO GLAD THEY KNOW ❤️🐌

    • @beefslap6361
      @beefslap6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is a snail afficianado

    • @indigo7474
      @indigo7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      aficionado means "a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime." So, that means she is well informed about snails 😊

    • @alexs3322
      @alexs3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i have a pet snail named charlie and it is nice to know he loves me back

    • @loretohidalgo973
      @loretohidalgo973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indigo7474 how can you be one tho.

    • @PixelatedPixie05
      @PixelatedPixie05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoa that sounds cool, is that your job or just a hobby?

  • @clareeeasmr
    @clareeeasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    Your roleplays are literally the best it feels so real and natural :D And also the ambient noises are always so good too!

    • @iishalol2548
      @iishalol2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@auxferd 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @marchm-p9485
      @marchm-p9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur so right about those ambient noises!

    • @kairose3412
      @kairose3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right! I feel like the music adds a lot to the asmr... speaking of the music, does anyone know what piece it is?

    • @emmawhispers3146
      @emmawhispers3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kairose3412 It’s La Vie en Rose by Edith Pilaf

    • @kairose3412
      @kairose3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmmaWhispers wow, thank you so much! I really appreciate it

  • @xxxbain6076
    @xxxbain6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    her: "omg your wine! how could I forget."
    me a 14 year old: "ah yes my wine ;-; "

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *laughs in German ans drinking age of 15*

    • @rollipolliolli
      @rollipolliolli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@voidamx4283 don't u mean 16? or has it changed since i lived there lol

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rollipolliolli well to buy it yeah 16 but you can order it at a restaurant at 15 :)

    • @e_theonly2758
      @e_theonly2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same. Oh ah yes my “grape juice”

    • @Quarreling_lemons
      @Quarreling_lemons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats on (probably) being 15 now

  • @icantbelieveitsnotbutter9371
    @icantbelieveitsnotbutter9371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    her: snails love you
    me, thinking about how many snails ive accidentally stepped on: *weeping* ive been forgiven for my sins

    • @marshamarshamarsha2477
      @marshamarshamarsha2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @kurootsuki3326
      @kurootsuki3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      you really were the target audience of that message huh

    • @MariaJoseRangelUwU
      @MariaJoseRangelUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me remembering all the times I saved snails to be stepped on: “omg they remember me!!!”

    • @politecat4236
      @politecat4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Save the snails!

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me remembering that one time I purposely stepped on a snail as a kid: 'some sins cannot be forgiven..'

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    "it's okay that you get winded going up one flight of stairs"
    i thought these were positive affirmations not coming for my *jugular*

    • @alexs3322
      @alexs3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      idk why this is funny to me

    • @aboutninety-somethingcats6061
      @aboutninety-somethingcats6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Nobody can tell that you're fighting for your fucking life" got me.

    • @finnmckinlay6470
      @finnmckinlay6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @LeahAllstar
      @LeahAllstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Payton Bradley I swear I LOST it when she said casually said that😂😂😂

    • @julieanna
      @julieanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hit home

  • @rainbowskys333
    @rainbowskys333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    “No one can tell you’re fighting for your fucking life after going up one flight of stairs.” I didn’t come here to be attacked. Regardless super tingly!

    • @wobbegong_knight3175
      @wobbegong_knight3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I had to go back to verify that she actually said "fighting for your fucking life" was shocked to say the least but greatly pleased

    • @carolinepride6147
      @carolinepride6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so tingly though!

    • @niravathu7353
      @niravathu7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @YellowNiffler YT 16:56

    • @KadayiPolokov
      @KadayiPolokov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best line for sure. Need more of this PA whispering

    • @leololauzone
      @leololauzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It fucking woke me up! 😄😄 Hilarious! Snails love you! She amazes me.

  • @six_bixy8311
    @six_bixy8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    This gave me HUGE “bisexual best friend is In love with you vibes”😂

    • @Eliteerin
      @Eliteerin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And I'm all for it

    • @ty738
      @ty738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao same

    • @saftzor8428
      @saftzor8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameee

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not complaining
      We actually really need that

    • @msergio0293
      @msergio0293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg yes everything is bisexual, ✌️🥺😎🥵😳✌️😅🤔🙃😲😞😘😄🎂😧😯

  • @HWH999
    @HWH999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    Erin: snails love you.
    Me, a Frenchman: it's mutual.

    • @Princesskyloren
      @Princesskyloren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      HWH999 this conments so fucking under rated, i love it xD

    • @fern5505
      @fern5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😶

    • @ceci843
      @ceci843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      mon dieu 😳😳😳

    • @YaoiHoshi
      @YaoiHoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Genius.

    • @bunnylikesgingerale
      @bunnylikesgingerale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is an intellectual comment not as not many people will understand it but as in who knows the most random trivia

  • @adrielle.benner
    @adrielle.benner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    9:01 “I like to feel like an amoeba” *can’t suppress chuckle and has to cut to the next scene*

    • @libster4577
      @libster4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      16:42 as well

    • @glitch-o-lantern
      @glitch-o-lantern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that 😂

    • @Lana-os9zv
      @Lana-os9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought that said an amiibo 👁👄👁

    • @Isoquant
      @Isoquant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment exactly as she spoke the words... it was meant to be

    • @adwaitab.3622
      @adwaitab.3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She almost breaks character in it. It would be fun to see the outtakes....

  • @whimsyasmr589
    @whimsyasmr589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    I can’t tell which is better: that We have specifically requested each of these buck wild affirmations... or that these are real things Valley Girl has plucked from our existence to assuage our deepest fears and insecurities.
    This series is so bananas and I’m permanently into it.

    • @Psychoticmonster
      @Psychoticmonster หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you *now* tell which us better?

    • @RanchMonarch
      @RanchMonarch หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like to think that she can tell what our insecurities are and bases them around that. Makes it way funnier when you see that the celeb is afraid that snails don’t like them and that the tamogachis they killed hate them.

  • @jasper_the_techie
    @jasper_the_techie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    So what did we learn today kids?
    1. You are great at slicing avocados 🥑
    2. It is okay that you literally die going up one flight of stairs ✨
    3. You are loved by snails 🐌
    4. Spelling nessasary is not nessasary 🥲
    5. Forklift operating is where we are headed in life 🥰

    • @OpinionatedAussie
      @OpinionatedAussie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jasper you idiot that's not how you spell necissery

    • @micherj99
      @micherj99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John you heathen everyone knows it's spelled nesisary

    • @theintrovert_227
      @theintrovert_227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Micher you picaroon, it's obviously spelled neccessarie.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You guys are so stupid… it’s nesiserié 🙄

    • @elisasoon6035
      @elisasoon6035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chicken, you chicken brain it's OBVIOUSLY spelled nassascary

  • @heaven9602
    @heaven9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Everyone is talking about snails and not being able to spell necesesesary but fail to mention we can’t even make it up one flight of stairs.

    • @emilydale200
      @emilydale200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know people that can't make it halfway up without struggling to breathe lmao

    • @beedrinkinghoney
      @beedrinkinghoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s ok nobody notices

    • @Chag69420
      @Chag69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They were avoiding the ELEPHANT in the room.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love for Erin swearing

    • @maeveybaby2062
      @maeveybaby2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as a severe asthmatic, i felt this on a personal level

  • @1213-c4j
    @1213-c4j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    “Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary” BOOM. My senior quote.

    • @afro_corndawg
      @afro_corndawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      "knowing how to spell nesasery is totally unesasery"

    • @seawitch5802
      @seawitch5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      don´t go stealing MY senior quote!!!

    • @annikafalco1405
      @annikafalco1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My senior quote is gonna be: *knowing how to spell nesasery is totally unnesasary*

    • @AwesomegummyDK
      @AwesomegummyDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine: none of y’all actually got to know me and i feel bad for you ;)

    • @thesimplifestyle2022
      @thesimplifestyle2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      defi... defina... defineta..definately? definatelly? definitely

  • @zoemiller5775
    @zoemiller5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    “Just tell me when” *glug glug glug glug* “I- WH- UH”

    • @stormyeffects4795
      @stormyeffects4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      If you’re referring to the wine pouring, I was expecting her to hand over the bottle at that point

    • @TCGCardcast
      @TCGCardcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Had me dying of laughter

    • @kalidasryazan8633
      @kalidasryazan8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TCGCardcast I suspect it had Erin laughing at herself with it too with the editing/cut there!

    • @PBandJuliana
      @PBandJuliana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Two shots of vodka

    • @NothingCanDescribeUs
      @NothingCanDescribeUs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      we the viewers "don't be shy! put some more!"

  • @crystalchubs5057
    @crystalchubs5057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Nobody can tell how much you’re fighting for your fucking life after one flight of stairs” is probably my favorite line of hers. That and the “hairy knees” thing from the mossdrop tea shop.

    • @PTheeEmpress
      @PTheeEmpress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the funniest part I cried tearsssss laughing at this 😭😭😭😭

    • @HarryKlein123
      @HarryKlein123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She cursed?

  • @lettiejane
    @lettiejane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5936

    are we just gonna ignore that the background ISN'T A GREENSCREEN?
    Her bathroom is literally perfect omg

    • @user-uk3vs4ut3b
      @user-uk3vs4ut3b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Justanothergirlonyoutube ikr. What i wouldnt give to have her bathroom

    • @troutdoors2584
      @troutdoors2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I KNOW RIGGGHHHTTT

    • @claire-ug1pb
      @claire-ug1pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      i literally built a $500k bloxburg house inspired solely around her bathroom

    • @mattl5727
      @mattl5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Claire Spoutz that’s dedication

    • @katnessmccormick7931
      @katnessmccormick7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This is will ALL her backgrounds!! SO DETERMINED AND SO AMAZING TALENTED!!!

  • @andrea15026
    @andrea15026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I love how she calls your behavior that of a "rabid raccoon" and then she subtly picks out a facemask with a little raccoon printed on it, like "yup, this is so you babe" lmao

    • @ANXI8TY
      @ANXI8TY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      she's a shade goddess

  • @e7venjedi
    @e7venjedi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    8:56 The "I like to feel like an Amoeba... Yeah" and then the facial expression... Just killed me. *aaaand cut* 😆 😊

  • @camocrocs1490
    @camocrocs1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    _maybe the snails can teach me how to spell nessacarry._

    • @Andyapp
      @Andyapp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      As if you can't spell nesecelery

    • @peepeehead4817
      @peepeehead4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      bro it’s spelt nesaurie right 😳

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Snails: There are some things even we cannot fix.
      Still love ya though. 🐌

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I tried to spell...the word...I just can’t do it. Nessecarry, nececary, neesesery, I cant 😂

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg necessary...I did it!!!

  • @emmahamilton9140
    @emmahamilton9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    Taking off someone’s necklace while they’re in the bath... the intimacy...

    • @skylynnshawgo4574
      @skylynnshawgo4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I know, it literally made my heart race I'm like
      "whaaaatttt- I thought I was straight I guess not but-"

    • @valerianicoleperez8969
      @valerianicoleperez8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Lucy is a gamer "+ so how did you realized you weren't straight?
      ....
      -Valley girl Asmr..."

    • @kath8710
      @kath8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the yearning.....

    • @kat-vp8qu
      @kat-vp8qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      omg the video just started but I read this comment and my heart sped up

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SHIVER

  • @troutdoors2584
    @troutdoors2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    POV: you are listening to the asmr while reading comments. Don’t worry me too

    • @andiplier2395
      @andiplier2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel personally
      A T T A C K E D

    • @fork6717
      @fork6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha I am

  • @marangod2347
    @marangod2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Am I male and therefore obviously NOT the target audience?
    Yes.
    Am I going to let that stop me ?
    Hell no!

    • @Cryptid_Robin
      @Cryptid_Robin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes!! Same,!

    • @azanthal
      @azanthal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️

    • @Hqmzlch
      @Hqmzlch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Equal rights

    • @2Snake2
      @2Snake2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought I was the only male watching this xD

    • @Cryptid_Robin
      @Cryptid_Robin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@2Snake2 you definitely aren’t 😂

  • @michelle-qk8zu
    @michelle-qk8zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    i fall asleep to this every night. i just saw a forklift and my brain went “you could totally operate that if you needed to😼”

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't get this comment. Why would this video instill skills that you don't have? lol You watch this video every night?

    • @themovingcastle
      @themovingcastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@strangewayfaringstranger im guessing they said that they watched the video every night simply out of of affection, and the whole 'you could totally do that if you needed to' bit is a reference to the video in which the assistant is always telling us, the 'celebrity' that we would be capable of doing anything, so the habit of being told that they could do anything has stuck with them

    • @amandathefaye
      @amandathefaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@strangewayfaringstranger 18:32

    • @michelle-qk8zu
      @michelle-qk8zu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@strangewayfaringstranger lol I wasn’t genuinely saying that I could operate a forklift, just saying that looking at it reminded me of the affirmations in this video because I used to watch this on a regular basis for a few weeks. I apologize if my previous comment confused you!

  • @xiaxiyan6158
    @xiaxiyan6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    POV: it’s your personal assistant’s birthday and you’re trying to spoil her the way she spoils you but you’re failing miserably.

    • @kai5227
      @kai5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      WAIT THIS-

    • @NameName-kc6ul
      @NameName-kc6ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I would do anything for this-

    • @komiavilesgay
      @komiavilesgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES OMG

    • @Y3LL0WT13
      @Y3LL0WT13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just made it 1k likes fnjriejrdnfcjkds

    • @renberger3332
      @renberger3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We
      NEED
      This-

  • @benhall1098
    @benhall1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Is that la vie en rose I hear in the background?! That’s the song that we played at my mums funeral. Brought back some happy memories with her. We used to dance in the kitchen to this in the morning and now I’m crying. This is gonna get lost but thank you Erin for the happiest tears I’ve had in a while

    • @victoriahendrix2797
      @victoriahendrix2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m so sorry for your loss, I hope you’re doing well x

    • @Makayurex
      @Makayurex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hey Ben. I hope you're doing well. Those happy moments with our loved ones -like you dancing with your mom- often become precious treasures later in life. I hope you have an excellent day whenever you read days. May your heart find peace and your tears be of joy.

    • @mariaprado391
      @mariaprado391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wishing you peace and comfort

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She sounds like she was a bright person; like one of those people that people just gravitate towards for comfort. My mom wasn't really like that but she sounds great :D

    • @clusterfawk
      @clusterfawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m sorry for your loss, but she lives on in your memories with her. And now she’s with us too 💖 sending you comfort

  • @saga_1999
    @saga_1999 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The affirmations timestamps
    15:20 - You’re so good at cutting avocados Gordon Ramsay would be so impressed
    16:21 - It’s okay you get completely winded going up ✨one✨ flight of stairs
    17:15 - Snails love you
    17:53 - It’s okay that you don’t know how to spell necessary. It’s okay that you’ve googled it so many times, and on private mode out of shame💀💀
    18:33 - You would be really good at operating a forklift

  • @llIIlIlIIlll
    @llIIlIlIIlll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    the sprinklers installed in the trees are EVERYTHING

    • @user-no7oj8ud8b
      @user-no7oj8ud8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im obsessed

    • @ellasirna
      @ellasirna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes!! I love how it was a callback to the last personal assistant video

    • @roseart7485
      @roseart7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am living for those natural rain sounds. Yaaas.

    • @hamatodonatello8565
      @hamatodonatello8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "THERE IN THE TREES"

  • @coffeebean4091
    @coffeebean4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    “Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped inside of them”

    • @carolynv8979
      @carolynv8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now we know why; we regularly attempt backflips off architecture in heals.

    • @coffeebean4091
      @coffeebean4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carolyn V
      I believe it’s heels*

  • @terradisco9319
    @terradisco9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    every time she says “babe” it sends me into a sapphic panic

    • @vlaaa_0.0
      @vlaaa_0.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LMAOO SAME

    • @chaoswarhound
      @chaoswarhound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Sapphic Panic would make for an incredible name for a band

    • @jasper_the_techie
      @jasper_the_techie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@chaoswarhound it sounds like it would make a good energy drink brand name

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS She’s one of those women that are just such a vibe. I ask myself: do I want to be her or be with her? And the answer is a solid YES

    • @1a2b3c4d_
      @1a2b3c4d_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chaoswarhound I agreeeeee

  • @joliecravy5513
    @joliecravy5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    In character: "I wanna feel like an amoeba-" *actively character breaks*
    In her head: "what the fuck am I saying right now"

  • @OffBrandShegoxx
    @OffBrandShegoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Why do I feel like I’m having a secret love affair with my personal assistant?

    • @fademusic1980
      @fademusic1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Because valley girl is a national treasure

    • @emi_nemone2792
      @emi_nemone2792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it's because you are

    • @caution-monkey4603
      @caution-monkey4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would say don’t let Erin see this but I hope to god Erin sees this

    • @camilar.369
      @camilar.369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you mean we❤️

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because you are

  • @mayurisugawaradixit187
    @mayurisugawaradixit187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    9:00
    You can just TELL that she fell into a fit of giggles for a straight 10 minutes after saying “I like to feel like an amoeba” in a valley girl accent

    • @DancingNinja98
      @DancingNinja98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Idk how many times I watched that part cause she's so cute when controlling her kaughte.r

    • @DancingNinja98
      @DancingNinja98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Laughter*

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I imagine she did this 🤭 and then snort laughed for a minute before collecting herself because ✨ she’s a professional ✨

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @bug1479
      @bug1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!😂,♑

  • @caseymarie292
    @caseymarie292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Her barely repressed laugh during the ‘i just wanna feel like.. an amoeba’ with a distinct pause, a squint, and a delicate but erratic hand flourish ‘yeah.’ It killed me. I always expect to laugh but like erin 😭

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4550

    5:40 The concerned, horrified look as she continues pouring, then the abrupt cut in the middle of her "Umm..." just makes this part PERFECT

    • @ari4311
      @ari4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ikr i’m trying my best not to laugh over here-

    • @neonpaintings1994
      @neonpaintings1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      The cut off just makes it 10x better

    • @theriVClips
      @theriVClips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      She had to swap the glass for the bottle during the cut

    • @PTheeEmpress
      @PTheeEmpress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spectreghostly
      @spectreghostly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      golden

  • @HelloWorld-oh1ow
    @HelloWorld-oh1ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    i was just thinking about how i wanted a personal assistant roleplay and here we are. it’s like she’s a mind reader. tysm for this, i’m about to go to bed :) (p.s. i think a fortune teller w/ a valley girl accent roleplay would be cool, just a thought)

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello World ooh yess

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fortune teller with valley girl accent? Ohh myyy YASSS

    • @andie4947
      @andie4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yes!! Fortune teller/valley girl please erin! I am a huge fan of the valley girl series! Thank you!!!

    • @theworldofgaming7735
      @theworldofgaming7735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes that would be awesome

  • @frozonova_
    @frozonova_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    Erin: *pours wine*
    Me: Don't be shy, put some more
    Erin: *pours more wine*
    Me: dOnT bE sHy PuT sOmE mOre
    Erin: *pours even more wine*
    Erin: DO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST TELL ME WHEN
    Me: Make the bath full of wine

    • @Tabbz8645
      @Tabbz8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I saw the wine and got super excited and when she poured the small amount I was like....."that's it :(" lol just give me the bottle.

    • @georgiamaria2412
      @georgiamaria2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      she just kept adding the wine and in my head i was like "give me all the good stuff"

    • @serventofallah1426
      @serventofallah1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminded me of Jeremy clarkson from top gear

    • @xF3ARL3SSx43VR
      @xF3ARL3SSx43VR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hate that I know what you're referencing

    • @gigi-ux7wb
      @gigi-ux7wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Molly Mulheran wait, i think i know what she is referencing.

  • @jasper_the_techie
    @jasper_the_techie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I’m like, OBSESSED, with her makeup. It’s so pretty and my little sapphic heart is crying 🥲

  • @Aeshiiteiru
    @Aeshiiteiru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "If snails had arms, they would hug you"
    - Erin/Goodnight Moon 2020
    This is going to be my new life quote, really

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mucus hug.

    • @immutablebrew
      @immutablebrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      slimy hugs...
      It'S gOiNg To Be A rEaL sNaIl PaRtY~!

  • @Lil_Pipsqueak
    @Lil_Pipsqueak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    please do a whole video on those oddly specific kinds of positive affirmations because no exaggeration i completely live for them

    • @marshamarshamarsha2477
      @marshamarshamarsha2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes!! Do a video on more!! We love them!!

    • @LynnUX
      @LynnUX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      once the Gordon Ramsay affirmations hit I was like....ohhh yeesss

    • @safurahhazri1343
      @safurahhazri1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesssss

  • @Andyapp
    @Andyapp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "This is my planner I got it fresh for 2020"
    You won't be needing that

  • @Lindsey1
    @Lindsey1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:22-5:15 I can’t explain it, but this part gives me more tingles than any other ASMR. Literally I come to this video to watch this exact part every day.

  • @lilyevans7597
    @lilyevans7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    I don’t know if it’s funnier to imagine the assistant coming up with the affirmation subjects, or the celebrity specifically wanting to hear that snails love her and want to be her friend.

    • @ari4311
      @ari4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      and that it’s okay that she can’t walk up a flight of stairs, no one can tell that she’s fighting for her life

    • @jessicest
      @jessicest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i can definitely imagine the scene. celebrity girl is chilling in the garden, having her hair brushed. then she starts bawling uncontrollably because the snails are moving away from her. she likes to be adored! but the snails seem repulsed by her.
      so valley girl swoops in with hugs and tenderness and reassurance and calming scents and wine and tea.
      from that point forward, valley girl is stopping in every pet store, demanding to see their molluscs, trying to find extra affectionate snails to make her celebrity feel happy and universally loved again 😊

    • @Stiasteny
      @Stiasteny ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it was so funny to hear for the first time. And now it's my favorite part to skip to because it's soooo tingly! Really smooth and crisp whispers ☺️

  • @lagatadesoojin
    @lagatadesoojin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Where is my "I have the fattest crush on valley girl" gang at?

  • @livingoctopus
    @livingoctopus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    That thing where she touches her hair. I am extra gay for.

    • @pond2868
      @pond2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SaMe

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is that time I'm angry that I still like men 😭

    • @nostalgicfears
      @nostalgicfears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @oh my god they were roommates wonderful vine reference, your name I mean

    • @mossman2353
      @mossman2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      that thing where she. I am extra gay for.

    • @beri4138
      @beri4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I am extra gay

  • @clumsymilk
    @clumsymilk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    girl three years later and i still come back to this video because it’s just so perfect

    • @Megan80
      @Megan80 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Blushing peach” aggggh

  • @vibeinjuly3512
    @vibeinjuly3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    she is the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen

    • @theweirdkidnextdoor219
      @theweirdkidnextdoor219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Honestly wished I looked like her

    • @beri4138
      @beri4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@theweirdkidnextdoor219 I wish I looked like her and I'm a guy

    • @Andyapp
      @Andyapp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rttncherry Simp

    • @halfbadger8824
      @halfbadger8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rttncherry i rarely call out simps but holy fck.

    • @halfbadger8824
      @halfbadger8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rttncherry what needs?

  • @mynameissometimesrose
    @mynameissometimesrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    this is ridiculous. of course i can spell necisarey

  • @juliethall102
    @juliethall102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    I feel like I would be really good at operating a forklift.

    • @imapotato6590
      @imapotato6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Theze white girlsout here killin it!! SYSBM as a singaporean I approve of this XD

    • @phantom_flash_x
      @phantom_flash_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a potato it’s actually really fun. I really miss my old forklifting job 😭

    • @giisellegaalvan1996
      @giisellegaalvan1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why is it that the most stupid comments always get a Heart?! :(

    • @ayGrape
      @ayGrape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      71196 19:00

    • @commanderfox4183
      @commanderfox4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We don’t get it ?

  • @monana6367
    @monana6367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    okay but can we talk about how gorgeous this look is on erin??? the makeup, the hair, the nails, the earrings, the top…just **chef’s kiss**

  • @qraee
    @qraee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    any other mobile users hate this update...I’m so used to scrolling down
    @youtube the people have spoken 😤

    • @twentyonesunflowers7467
      @twentyonesunflowers7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ugh yes 🤦‍♀️

    • @tractorcat6414
      @tractorcat6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      I’m more mad that I keep accidentally exiting the comments after looking at someone’s replies

    • @qraee
      @qraee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      tractor cat THAT TOO omg 😫

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, but you'll get used to it

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't mind it. I just don't know what's the benefit.

  • @ghxstgirlasmr
    @ghxstgirlasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "hairstylists are somehow both the sweetest, yet most vindictive creatures you will ever meet." As a hairstylist, I am inclined to say that this statement is painfully accurate lmao

    • @garrettcornelison9220
      @garrettcornelison9220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glad to see we got an expert on the subject lmao

    • @smile_pretty4894
      @smile_pretty4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random question for a hair stylist, does it cost less to only have half your hair dyed or just the tips? Or is it all the same

  • @lou5614
    @lou5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    me: having a relaxing bath
    erin: you have great avocado cutting skills, it's okay that you can't go up a flight of stairs, snails LOVE you, it's okay that you can't spell unnecessary😌🥰✨🌈🌻💫

    • @plumbum3528
      @plumbum3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      literally one flight of stairs 😩

    • @idontreallyknowagoodname4191
      @idontreallyknowagoodname4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its very soothing to know that snails love me

    • @ajsartcorner
      @ajsartcorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean tbh I don't know how to spell necessary...

    • @marshamarshamarsha2477
      @marshamarshamarsha2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes😂😂😂😂

    • @laurenbattle5767
      @laurenbattle5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don’t forget that you would be so good at operating a forklift😌💕🥰🌸💗💓💐

  • @bignugg3303
    @bignugg3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Her eye shape is literally perfect! Can we just appreciate that for a quick minute!

  • @OvrStim1
    @OvrStim1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    The way she tried not to laugh at herself after saying that she liked to feel like an amoeba was just grand. Loved that.

    • @barbie_bitch
      @barbie_bitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Notice right after it cuts. She definetly had to calm herself down 😂

    • @asmrdarrach6074
      @asmrdarrach6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I watched that part like 5 times just to see her smirk LMAO.

    • @loli-9921
      @loli-9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time?

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sugar Bear 9:00😂

  • @starchaic6446
    @starchaic6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    I can’t tell if there’s unspoken romantic tension between Ms. Assistant and Mx. Celebrity or if this woman really just deserves a pay raise

    • @jellyfishb3ans
      @jellyfishb3ans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Both, probably

    • @whyknott.
      @whyknott. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@jellyfishb3ans both definitely

    • @Shirumoon
      @Shirumoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I need an episode of this series being her confessing to us, being rejected and trying to act professional nontheless.

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      legend pfp

    • @saftzor8428
      @saftzor8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Both AND I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT

  • @medicaoctavia8002
    @medicaoctavia8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “It’s okay that you get winded going up one flight of stairs...”
    Me: *sniffle* You’re the nicest personal assistant a girl could want!

    • @someonelogical7555
      @someonelogical7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      medicaoctavia for some reason I read that last part in Harley Quinn's voice lol

  • @itsleafy5140
    @itsleafy5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Honey is sweet,
    and I hope you thrive,
    the video starts
    at 2:45
    :)

    • @lolitasfake
      @lolitasfake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you :)

    • @coolandamazingchicken6165
      @coolandamazingchicken6165 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOOOOO

    • @eccaetchings5587
      @eccaetchings5587 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stop this is so cute 😭❤️

    • @itsleafy5140
      @itsleafy5140 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eccaetchings5587 i forgot this comment existed and you just made my entire night :]

  • @rowedavis2630
    @rowedavis2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Straight hair Erin has a much different energy than wavy hair Erin but I love them both immensely

  • @thisbugsme7645
    @thisbugsme7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Job interviewer: What are your skills?
    Me: I've been told I'd be really good at operating a forklift.

    • @xxshadowwolfxxweee8027
      @xxshadowwolfxxweee8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And cutting avocados

    • @bonnieonthesideee
      @bonnieonthesideee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Snails love me

    • @itz_cheshire2090
      @itz_cheshire2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can backflip off a roof and brake one of the heels of my heels

    • @xxshadowwolfxxweee8027
      @xxshadowwolfxxweee8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@itz_cheshire2090 that is hella impressive-

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Well, since you're applying as a forklift operator, that's great to hear"