Erin: “You would be Legoless” Me, having never seen lotr: “yes this is exactly the kind of positive energy I need. my skin is clear. my depression has lifted. my hair has grown. have a raise my dear”
i love how this kind of attitude isnt bitchy or rude-- this character is actually sweet. almost all asmr videos with this kind of sassiness are focused on the character being bitchy
I read this as Sprinkles, so I just imagined her sitting in the tree throwing them at the windows until she said it in the video and just went "You know that makes much more sense".
you are wonderful and beautiful you permanently have the tan everyone adores, and when people see you they can only think about how they wish they could look like you i assure you
I love this comments section. Part of it is my fellow thirsty bi girls, another part consists of nerds screaming about Legolas (again, can relate), and the other part is dudes fighting toxic masculinity in the cutest way ever. And honestly mad respect to all 3 parties.
@Megan Rose Now that there's no school, it went from me only having to do about one page of math per day but now its 5-10 because I became a homeschooling teacher 🤣 Thankfully its first grade but holy shitsies, it's the math I was doing in 3rd grade 😅
As someone who has struggled with asking for what I want and being a people pleaser all my life, this video is just like a soothing balm to my soul. There is no judgment to what ever ridiculous "request" famous me makes and all my Ideas are brilliant according to my assistant. It's like free therapy. Now go add exactly five feathers to each of my pillows!
@@dmnddst sounds great, we just need to check out gucci on the way I just have to make sure to talk to my personal shopper about getting a new summer wardrobe
“your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned inside of them” i- i didn’t realize how much i needed to appreciate my kneecaps till now
The “knee caps” part really hit home for me, as my mother told me my knees were ugly when I was 12. So thank you for helping me to correct that insecurity 😂
Timestamps!! Talking on the phone!! 0:00 - 1:05 Waking up!! 1:06 - 2:17 Asking you questions about your sleep experience!! 2:18 - 3:53 Explaining your day!! 3:54 - 4:33 Outfit and makup!! 4:35 - 10:27 I got lazy
@@redisred5 Well, it's not good for an employer to date employees because what if the employer is threatening to fire them or otherwise exploiting their position of power to coerce the employee? It means the employee may not be giving their full consent in a relationship with their boss. That said, if Valley Girl was my PA, I'm not the one with the power
I always wonder if Erin considers this group of her demographic who genuinely enjoys the roleplays but then are completely confused because... Large burly bearded men.
She is one of the most intelligent and impressive creators ever to have graced this form. It's always nice to have inspiring people doing inspiring things.
"It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how how times it's explained to you. Fractions have no place in your life" Thankyou Valley Girl, I needed to hear that today
He probably was teasing and stuff and you got mad and said no playing animal crossing with me and so later he’ll ask if he can and you will say yes 😉😉 There fixed it for you lol
This is probably one of the best ASMR videos created ever. The story is so interesting I've watched this so many times and I always pick up new things. I also love how competent she is. Please keep doing this character!
"It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how many times it's explained to you." As a bi girl who struggles daily with math, that one hit DEEP.
"Your kneecaps dont look bad" Me with a knee disease which deforms my knee: "I like your words magic man" Note to self: I got legolas in the lord of the rings quiz 😎 Edit: 9 months since i said this and I've gotten diagnosed with fibromyalgia :) (Before i was diagnosed with osgood schlatters disease)
I can't help but think how in a few years (decades?) there would be headlines about how a girl suddenly got shot into stardom and in her naivety/inexperience got wrapped up with a manipulative personal assistant that spent years pulling the strings behind her career and life. Hopefully I'm wrong on that.
My teacher:” why didn’t you do the homework”
Me: “fractions are toxic they have no place in my life”
Speak your truth
Preach 👏🙌 we must spread the word
Omg i was reading this well she said it omg lol
👁👄👁 yassin queen
FRACTIONS ARE SATAN
i love how valley girl went from 'booked out until 2024' to 'i will literally make it rain for you, princess'
toneydoesntcare i think this is a different valley girl lol.
Leanne Impossible. Two people with this much sassiness would rip the universe in half.
@@ramona1692 underrated comment lol
Also different clients. The first one was definitely Rachel Amber, this one is d e f i n i t e l y Victoria Chase.
Ray Last d e f i n i t e l y
note to self: become rich enough to make this roleplay a reality
same^^
Mad facts, also love your Nezuko pfp
Yes, but not as picky.
@@Suzume175 Yeah, same. Like, I want to do well in life but I don't want to be demanding or picky like this.
This sounds cool but I wouldn’t be this picky
"Good Morning Princess"
Me, a straight guy: "That's right. I AM a princess. So are you Moon."
Love the comment 😂😂👍
You go be the pretty princess you wanna be 👍👍👍
Be the best princess you can be 👏🏽
the best princess out there if you ask me💅
hell yes we love a man who doesn't have toxic masculinity 👏👏
you spoke nothing but facts b
"If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas"
I never knew how much I wanted this validation
Same lmao
Painfully Accurate- also the fact she had to keep stressing how much you would be that specific character
Self worth habit i watched it lol legolas 😂👌 fractions dont understand you part 😅👌🤣
me, a legolas stan: *fuck yes*
Same I looove Legolas
My “assistant” looks more like a celebrity than I ever could😂
I mean, kim kardashian was paris hilton’s assistant...
Kathy Palma iuiuuuuuuuuiiv
Tommy The Turtle Artis ew.
Next roleplay: "Marrying Your Personal Assistant Because Oops You Fell In Love With Her"
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes! I'm excited. I need this now
Yep
This made me CaCkLe 🥴
dis sum wattpad shii
"Coconut water, unpressed, obviously 🗡️" Words cannot describe how badly I want to treat this personal assistant to a day to herself
Is that even a thing?? Like even possible to do??
"104.5 degrees of course"
Me: *sweats in celsius*
Lmao
If you’re wondering it’s around 40 degrees celsius so
Oh yeah, I love that radio station!
My european brain is cooked
But you are freezening in Kelvin
valley girl: Kristen Stewert's polished peach lip with a messy smoky eye, its a great look
valley girl: (is wearing The Look) :)
I was about to comment how she was inspired by the look she showed us 🥺
Aww she wanted to twin
me: *expects her to be really bitchy*
erin: "good _morning,_ princess!"
me: *[gay in 50 different languages]*
Me: *bi in 100 languages*
Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS AND PRECIOUS AT THE SAME TIME I-
Lol I’m a femboy so it really made me happy when I got called princess
Me: [*pan and poly in every language*]
Ikr? I think I fell in love with my assistant-
Erin: “You would be Legoless”
Me, having never seen lotr: “yes this is exactly the kind of positive energy I need. my skin is clear. my depression has lifted. my hair has grown. have a raise my dear”
this is so underrated
@@skylermaxwell2778 yesssssssss
Valley girl: It's okay if you don't know what a fraction is
Me, a math major: **wipes away tears and nods vigorously**
Ellie Em Fractions are *toxic*
😭
Ellie Em omg yess😂😂😂
Why could i imagine you as Pannacotta Fugo-
but u need the field of fractions for gauss's lemma.
i love how this kind of attitude isnt bitchy or rude-- this character is actually sweet. almost all asmr videos with this kind of sassiness are focused on the character being bitchy
I agree! I tend to not watch the super sassy ones because for me, personally, ASMR is a way to relax and feel happy and positive.
Rooby Roo right?? Like I like to believe I’m a nice person, I don’t want people assuming I’m a bitch just because of how I speak :(
Yhea what's up with that? Are the people that watch those just a bunch of masochists or something?
@@verleptehenk 😂 I think there's definitely humor in those types of videos. Maybe that's why they're so popular
Preach sis! I love her valley girl series for this very reason. :-) She knows how to make any character she creates multi-dimensional and interesting.
Erin: I’m thinking a mid-height pony, a smoked out bronze eye, peachy glossy lip.
My bird who loves ASMR: *happy birb noises*
Birb knows what's up.
Your birb do be living the good life :)
I have curly hair and sensitive skin 🧍🏾♀️
The way she speaks is honestly so aesthetically pleasing and soothing.
_"Fractions are toxic"_
_"Fractions have no place in your life"_
Me, doing math homework: Go off sis, speak your truth
Abby Wolffe I’d wonder why you’re watching asmr while doing your math homework but I watch asmr in the afternoon sometimes so I can’t really talk
Christ i misread it as fanfiction
Laura Koskinen || Welllllll some people use ASMR to help them study .3.
Omg I thought I was the only one that did homework and listened to asmr
YES
I knew she was superior when she said she’d put sprinklers up in the trees to mimic rain ...
the most elite assistant
What's most impressive is they are on a night setting.
My assistant would also make sure it had a recycling system installed. Because like, water is so important you know?
At first I read ‘sprinkles’ and was so confused 😂💀
I read this as Sprinkles, so I just imagined her sitting in the tree throwing them at the windows until she said it in the video and just went "You know that makes much more sense".
@@HK-bl5uf Me too!
Moon: Good morning princess!
Me, a 37 year old man: *blushes*
awww
you ARE a princess !! live your truth , your highness !!! we love you 💙
"you have that delicious tan right now"
Me, a naturally brown girl who has always hated her skin colour: Thank you :( 💓
Wtf brown skin is gorgeous?? You go and rock that skin tone honey
I'm rather pale and I have loads of freckles, I would love to have a tan, even if it's a slight tan
you are wonderful and beautiful you permanently have the tan everyone adores, and when people see you they can only think about how they wish they could look like you i assure you
So nice to see such positivity in this comment section 👩🏾👩🏾
Ha.
“It’s ok you don’t know what a fraction is” where can I get someone like this
Get me a math teacher with that energy
1,000th liker agrees
"Fractions are toxic."
@@threeisaparty_5944 fr
I love that it isn't "it's okay that you're bad at adding fractions" it's just "you don't know what a fraction is."
"Good morning, princess."
Me, a 25 year old guy: *happy noises* :)
💀💀💀
Cute
ee this made me happy *happy noises* :))
*Happy noises* ♡☆♡☆♡
Bruh
I love this comments section. Part of it is my fellow thirsty bi girls, another part consists of nerds screaming about Legolas (again, can relate), and the other part is dudes fighting toxic masculinity in the cutest way ever. And honestly mad respect to all 3 parties.
ur adorable omg
@@fiaaafifi aw ty haha
I love this comment, so underrated!
and sapphic panic noises
IS UR PFP BASIL OFJDJDHD
My sexuality is Erin saying, “Good morning, princess.”
That and how she says 'Babes'
I'm nb and the way Erin says "princess" is a whole gender tbh. What are you? A princess 😌
Me doing math from now on: “Fractions are TOXIC.”
@Megan Rose Now that there's no school, it went from me only having to do about one page of math per day but now its 5-10 because I became a homeschooling teacher 🤣 Thankfully its first grade but holy shitsies, it's the math I was doing in 3rd grade 😅
fr girl
This is the opposite of Quantum ASMR
"You have no need to understand them, because they dont understand You!"
Politics be like
did anyone else get sad when this ended? i was so ready to meet cassandra and workout with oliver and have yoga
zoe bean! YES. Should be the next few videos of the valley series... 👀 js
Alessandra G. G. she should collab with other small asmrtists to role play as Oliver and Cassandra I would cry happy tears
@Oliver Plays08/rbl this reply is very iconic
Agreed - I would love to just live out this life in asmr every night
zoe bean! Its funny because i have a need to show my superiority towards all other people named oliver
Me : **almost asleep**
Her: everyone LOVES your kneecaps
Me: **dies of laughter**
Me: almost asleep
This comment: existing
Me: now cackling
I’m OBSESSED with the whispers at 6:37-6:54. I keep trying to find a full video with whispers like that and it’s driving me crazy that I cannot. 😭😭
It reminds me of inaudible whispers videos💕
Try “mads asmr” she does whispers kinda like that
Maybe Atmosphere she's good i recommend
Mads asmr my dear
*"We want to maintain relatability to the public so let's definitely lie about everything"* I SCREAMED
RIPLEY
Please don't we are trying to sleep
“I *know* you are all about authenticity and I love that about you” 🤧🤧
Time stamp pls 😂😂
@@riley3401 24:29
Valley Girl: *Winks*
Entire Comment Section: "I LOVE YOU!"
We've got good reasons
EmptyWaterBottle: mooooood
oooo satisfying I was your 1,000th like
As someone who has struggled with asking for what I want and being a people pleaser all my life, this video is just like a soothing balm to my soul. There is no judgment to what ever ridiculous "request" famous me makes and all my Ideas are brilliant according to my assistant. It's like free therapy. Now go add exactly five feathers to each of my pillows!
"I think her outfit is so chic."
I legitimately thought she was gonna say "fetch"-
I've watched Mean Girls too many times this week.
*GRETCHEN! STOP TRYING TOO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN. ITS NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN."
I ironically use the word fetch in my everyday vocabulary. send help
LOL
Someone: oh it’s raining
Me, an intellectual: oh the sprinklers in the trees are on
Oh my gosh I DIED
Birds: oh no. posiden has forsaken us. *HONEY* grab the eggs and fly the *FUCK* away
@Perfect Cup Pourer *I CANT-*
@@perfectcuppourer5319 I’m dying-
"You don't have the souls of the dead trapped in your kneecaps~" WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO SELENA GOMEZ'S BABY FACED KNEECAPS I'M CRYING-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
She liked your comment omg
IM DEAD
@@kealoha1234 hello
Love for Lipbalms hello
I feel like our valley girl is secretly hiding a phd and a masters and is extremely intelligent.
“Does blathers have a bike-seat jawline” you got me there
We’re getting more celebrity stylist attention than actual celebrities are right now
No joke sis 😂 I'm feeling luxurious ,fabulous & grateful about having a life that I never had after watching this.
hey sisters! wanna drive our rolls royces to get starbucks in beverly hills and ignore paparazzis taking pictures of us?
BethZ good
@@dmnddst sounds great, we just need to check out gucci on the way I just have to make sure to talk to my personal shopper about getting a new summer wardrobe
IKR all the celebrities be singing trying to “help”us
To whoever predicted the valley girl video in the last comments section:
Are you for hire?
J. Gant RIGHT?!
Whoever did that is a legend
You can hire me, but I will only accept payment in cookies
I REMEMBER SEEING THAT
J. Gant there will be a pandemic in 2020. (Psychic powers in reverse).
"Let's just gets that sleeping mask off you"
Me, a person who actually sleeps with a sleeping mask: *Very happy noises*
I love that pfp and name
@@elysiaherscherrofhuman2508 thank you
Me and you both todorini
6:35 - 6:54 is absolute gold. A whole video of that would literally make me cry with joy
Me this whole time: you don’t have to do that, you don’t have to do that, oh you don’t have to do that
mood
Nah, you have to do that
Lmao
It felt like getting a first class ticket to life.
I felt like a jerk lol 😂
"If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas" is definitely the best personal affirmation I've ever heard.
SAME I didn't know how much I needed to hear that, now I feel so beautiful and powerful
As a fully bearded male I feel like more of a Gimli than a Legolas but ya know... I'm not going to argue with my assistant who calls me "Princess"
@@Empolo18 😂😂
Her: good morning princess
Me, teenage male: *happiness noises*
“your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned inside of them” i- i didn’t realize how much i needed to appreciate my kneecaps till now
Valley Girl: I swear you look prettier every time I see you
Me: N O U
nou
NOU
UNO reverse card.
@@dururururu1904 ONU
🔄
The comedy in this video is golden I'm crying. Fractions are toxic.
Or concave octagons.
My kneecaps are perfect, and if I were a Lord of The Rings character I'd be Legolas
Liz Flexer affirmations really got me thinking this lmaO
The “knee caps” part really hit home for me, as my mother told me my knees were ugly when I was 12. So thank you for helping me to correct that insecurity 😂
Timestamps!!
Talking on the phone!!
0:00 - 1:05
Waking up!!
1:06 - 2:17
Asking you questions about your sleep experience!!
2:18 - 3:53
Explaining your day!!
3:54 - 4:33
Outfit and makup!!
4:35 - 10:27
I got lazy
@SofiaThe13th you are such a kind soul
The valley girl could ruin my life and i would thank her.
My dream is to get killed by valley girl, then be revived and killed again by Angelica.
@@furiousfuryan
Only if Angelica is doing one of her sassy nun characters.
i want valley girl to step on me
You right
SIMPS BEGONE
"Your kneecaps do not look like they have the screaming souls of the damned trapped inside of them" got me ROLLING
Kayla V - Perfection .
What about babies? I got baby heads in there 💀
And there was a cut there too, she must have died laughing. I certainly did XD
@@musicaladventure5 That made me laugh even harder. I love this channel. 😂😂😂
that got me giggling because my kneecaps look exactly like two ugly baby faces
“you’ve got that delicious tan going on”
me: *cries in porcelain foundation shade*
alright, okay, hear me out, but...a full video of just Valley Girl's ridiculously adorable positive affirmations?
Scandal : Rising celebrity allegedly dating their personal assistant-
Did you mean: Tony Stark ?
ok but like whats wrong with that
@@redisred5 Well, it's not good for an employer to date employees because what if the employer is threatening to fire them or otherwise exploiting their position of power to coerce the employee? It means the employee may not be giving their full consent in a relationship with their boss.
That said, if Valley Girl was my PA, I'm not the one with the power
@@redisred5 Employers aren't supposed to date employees, generally. Not that it stops it from happening, of course.
LOL
Valley Girl: "Good Morning Princess!"
Me, a 6'4" Bearded Bloke from Scotland: "And to you!"
Marvellous Chester omg Scorland I love that place
@@picklejuice6699 Oop, typo. Thanks for bringing that to my attention
Ive always wanted to visit Scotland. Also I'm 6'0.
I always wonder if Erin considers this group of her demographic who genuinely enjoys the roleplays but then are completely confused because...
Large burly bearded men.
Marvellous Chester , Ahaha yeah, just poking fun 😁👍
"does blathers have a bike seat jawline? don't think so" KILLED MEEE
“Fractions are toxic.”
As someone who fears fractions, I completely agree with you.
“Fractions are toxic” I’m making that my senior quote
I wish I had Erin during my senior year like 7 years ago to quote.
Ya know, I had one in mind but this..... is way better than mine.
Me too
Don’t forget the “I don’t need them in my life”.
Mine is "😊Tooru 🤩oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞 His 😃personal🥰 motto 🤪is: 🥳if 🤯you’re 😐gonna😯 hit 🥱it, 😬then😮 hit 😳it 😔till 🧚🏻♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍"
This girl successfully fought off a bear, a reef shark, several hitmen and a tornado just to get you lime for your water and it shows.
And she didn't even ruin her makeup doing it
IKR
XD omg Right?
this is the kind of yande re that is welcomed in society.
God knows how many people would kill for this.
*wink wonk*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
She is one of the most intelligent and impressive creators ever to have graced this form. It's always nice to have inspiring people doing inspiring things.
Math teacher: why didn't you do these fractions
Me: my assistent says the are tõxïç tøxìccc
Me a masculine dude
"Good morning princess"
Yes I am the prettiest princess
Yes. You are the most beautiful princess in all the lands.
I laughed so loud I woke my cat
Yes. Always 😂
Damn right you are
Toxic masculinity? Who is she? I don't know her
"Good morning princess"
Me, a guy: Yes me. A fine female specimen.
Lmao
Me, a guy: why am i blushing
That's because princess is a state of mind 👑
Not specimen. Speciwomen. Ba dum tsss.
Yes. Yes I am a princess. Prettiest effing princess you've ever seen. Indulge me about my princess qualities. Love meeeeee lolol
I still have no clue how this video ends, I ALWAYS fall asleep 10 minutes in
Me too
Her *says I have a delicious tan*
Me *looks like I have no blood left in my body*
Ah yes perfect
Same, I'm like a vampire and I love it
"It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how how times it's explained to you. Fractions have no place in your life"
Thankyou Valley Girl, I needed to hear that today
No but seriously I have dyslexia/discalculia and I've always struggled a lot with math so it was nice
I feel seen
Math is mental abuse to humans
“you said no to chalamet to play animal crossing” *I SAID WHAT NOW?*
That was my reaction too hahahahahaha I DID WHAAAAT?
underrated comment 😂
He probably was teasing and stuff and you got mad and said no playing animal crossing with me and so later he’ll ask if he can and you will say yes 😉😉
There fixed it for you lol
Emma Rumberger thank you, i felt bad for blowing him off 😂
em cause we're gay, remember???
Plot twist : she was the one who gave the information to “us weekly” or whatever it’s called
I thought of that too!
Loving the passive-aggressiveness, sweet and sarcastic as the time. She deserves a raise!!
erin: * valley girl *
the comments: * in love and gay *
What can I say, we love Erin's valley girl 💞💞
reagan o. I am a trap pale boy so people have called me princess before
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 nice?
People being kinda creepy thou
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 cool I guess?
God, I’m not even 5 minutes in and like... I’ve never had anyone be this nice to me. I think I’d cry?
@Aleksander Gray dont forget tp drink water later to rehydrate!
Aw, you deserve to be treated nicely. At least you got to experience part of it with erin
hey wanna cry together? its alot more fun
@@dmnddst can I join?
Me too
This is probably one of the best ASMR videos created ever. The story is so interesting I've watched this so many times and I always pick up new things. I also love how competent she is. Please keep doing this character!
"It's okay that you don't know what a fraction is, no matter how many times it's explained to you."
As a bi girl who struggles daily with math, that one hit DEEP.
Why does your serial preference matter here?
Valley Girl: Watermelon and coconut water, obviously.
Me, who despises watermelon and coconut water: *YES, MHM. MY FAVOURITE. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.*
A small price to pay for salvation
You gotta blend the coconut water with the watermelon! it's so horrible.
Honey, who hates watermelon?! 🥺 ya nasty, and you need Jesus! 😂
Same. I hate coconut and my body rejects watermelon
@@PBandJuliana when you get rejected you need to be persistent and keep going
Is this how the Kardashians live?
Nah, they yell "MATTHEW, MY CHAMPAGNE"
Yes but also no, because there’s a lot more drama.
Probably😁
Yes, but with more plastic than the ocean
@@somedude2278 Lmao
“good morning princess” oh my god i love this video already
THE VALIDATION IN THIS VIDEO WOWOWOWWO
"strawberries with every seed removed but one, from each...got it" Got me dying over here 😂
1:06
Erin: "Good morning, princess."
Me, a dude: "Yes, I am a princess."
Matt Watson? From SuperMega?
Hah, Gayyy
yes. yes you are
*I'm the cutest princess.*
I was going to make the same damn comment haha!
The beginning implies that this assistant is just waiting in her bedroom and I’m living for it
Ikr. Just making calls while waiting by the bed
She has her own bed in the corner to make sure everything is ok
@@theaterpsycho8885 profesor hidgens
Camila Moll kooky biology professor
@@theaterpsycho8885 why cant she sleep next to me i--
"If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would undoubtedly be Legolas..."
The utmost highest praise. Those who get it, get it 😂
i love this character so much, she just wants the very best for her client
I would rather date Valley Girl than Chalamet and that’s on period
I could only dream of the day when I’d have to choose between valley girl and timothee 🥺🥺
Seconded
Wot m8 , wait I agree a lil bit
Absolutely
lmao nah
Erin : I swear you look prettier everytime I see you
Me : *uno reverse card*
This is my favorite comment.
@@jordanmca77 thankss 😊
This woman literally has my soul in the palm of her hand and I’m perfectly comfortable living that way
Literally the organization and clarity this personal assistant has relaxes me more than the ASMR itself and I do not mind whatsoever. Wow.
“You are so beautiful today babe”
me lying in bed with an eye infection: *thanks*
I hope you get well soon!! ❤️❤️
I FARTED LMAO
luvsmr LMAO IS THAT NORMAL 😭
luvsmr LMAO IM WEEZING
my brethren. i, too, have the joys of an eye infection
When she said “noise maker” my mind went to a person in the room just politely yelling until I remembered machines exist
Theater psycho I thought of the noisemakers you get at like New Years and college football games
I see that hidgens profile pic. Hello fellow starkid fan
This is such a stupidly funny mental image thank u
"politely yelling" lmao
Theater psycho how do you even politely yell lmao ?
why are you so terrifyingly good at this
The 7 hundred dislikes are Cassandra and everyone at pixar 🤭
Valley girl makes her return!! Her spicy sass soothes my soul
Hannah Cawley: mood
oh so no one is gonna mention how this celebrity likes her strawberrys all seeds removed but one just me ok
I know I was like you need the seeds!!!! 😂😂
Don’t forget the bagel cut into a concave octagon!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I was the 665th like. I wish someone liked it before me, that would’ve been great
I was like dang she would do that!
"Your kneecaps dont look bad"
Me with a knee disease which deforms my knee: "I like your words magic man"
Note to self: I got legolas in the lord of the rings quiz 😎
Edit: 9 months since i said this and I've gotten diagnosed with fibromyalgia :) (Before i was diagnosed with osgood schlatters disease)
Wait, fibro can deform your knees?? I was diagnosed recently and I have knock knees I didn't have as a child...
I’ve watched this more than 20 times and I can’t get over it
i feel like im a rich girl in every early 2000s movie
Yaaaassss
like cher from clueless
Ik right
Elianna parker12 mhm
God I miss those days
I can't tell if she's actually being nice or just acting like that so she gets paid but still this is the nicest a person has ever been to me
My biggest thought was basically, if I quit, can I still afford her? And will she still want the job of managing my life of bed and brunches?
MiracleRose you make me second guess this whole thing now
jasminetara welcome to my world I second guess EVERYTHING
She definitley does not get paid enough for the extent she goes to as a pa
I can't help but think how in a few years (decades?) there would be headlines about how a girl suddenly got shot into stardom and in her naivety/inexperience got wrapped up with a manipulative personal assistant that spent years pulling the strings behind her career and life.
Hopefully I'm wrong on that.
This is the personal assistant Britney deserved back in the day
u kinda made me wanna cry
ive never received a better compliment than being called legolas from lord of the rings
this is supposed to be putting me to sleep but i burst out laughing when she started talking about how "its okay not to understand fractions" 💀😂
Jasmine She got me at the concave octagon 😂😂
Me too
valley girls humor is great, lol.
me: **wiping away tears** IT IS OKAY!
me: expects a sassy rude valley girl
erin: “good morning princess~”
me: well guess i’m gay now
Bish I have been g a y lmao
Look at my name
SAME AHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS NOT FUNNYY
THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK
You have no idea how many youtubers have made me wonder if I'm straight or not
Her sense of humor is so slept on/underrated. My new favorite ASMR page 😂
Best asmr I've watched in a long time but I gotta add - GIRL, your eyeshadow looks amazing!!!