ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant: Positive Affirmations (valley girl)

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  • @chelseaylanan
    @chelseaylanan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    someone speculated that valley girl is 1920s party girl's great-granddaughter. it looks like she is and even inherited the outfit lol

    • @lapinx2607
      @lapinx2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      chelsea ylanan someone else said that valley girl is just immortal, which is also fantastic

    • @Matt-hi2uj
      @Matt-hi2uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Im telling you bro there's a whole multiverse in the making, I'm waiting on the avengers roleplay

    • @MichelleZhang132
      @MichelleZhang132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Trainer R3d 2 love this comment

    • @chelseaylanan
      @chelseaylanan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Matt-hi2uj LMAO

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.

  • @Alex_Under_Attack
    @Alex_Under_Attack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5764

    "If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favourite" is honestly so sweet - it caught me off guard

    • @Penguins459
      @Penguins459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But really think about it you’d be the first to go

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t know what I think about mangos. I may have got a bad one. Not sure.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Beainkle If it was sour or tasted really strong, or really weak, you got a bad one.

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on TH-cam what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.

    • @justbb1415
      @justbb1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂

  • @laurio9892
    @laurio9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6232

    I’m dead at “soorryyy Zaac, just broke BOTH my legs. SO embarrassing”.

    • @hiendar2407
      @hiendar2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      when i was six years old
      bROKE MAH LEG
      my brothers and his friends
      broke mah leg

    • @Guarlon
      @Guarlon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hiendar2407 How.

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      “I’m sure you’ll find a girl with 2 intact legs in NO TIME!” Emojis?

    • @ashleycastillo1216
      @ashleycastillo1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kisses. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @phantom_kitsune7424
      @phantom_kitsune7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hiendar2407 I thought that was forgotten😂

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3942

    the casual way she dismissed zac efron is KILLING ME

    • @emmabarton8372
      @emmabarton8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      From now on I will only think of fruity pebbles and golf anytime I see Zac Efron

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      1:41

    • @kreisigal
      @kreisigal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dance Around The World thank you so much

    • @jpHasABadHandle
      @jpHasABadHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who?

    • @BelievingIt
      @BelievingIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      J.P. ✨ z a c - e f r o n ✨

  • @avalonlight
    @avalonlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    “Kronk would love you”
    I think this is my favorite compliment EVER

    • @oregano5316
      @oregano5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *gasp* My spinach puffs!

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh yeah, it's all coming together

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, I’ve never felt so loved.

    • @avalonlight
      @avalonlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY CRAP SHE SAW MY COMMENT

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this so much because then I get "Scary leaf!" Stuck in my head! 🤣

  • @DaihatsuCharade1993
    @DaihatsuCharade1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2253

    “You matched with Zach Efron”
    Me a straight guy:
    “Nice!”

    • @Sophia-jq9cb
      @Sophia-jq9cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Wait? You arent a car? When will the lies cease

    • @rtralpha3960
      @rtralpha3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sophia a car that doesn’t know how to drive 😂

    • @Hyssopo
      @Hyssopo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Sophia-jq9cb Oh no he's a car alright, he's just hiding it

    • @iamarealhuman5296
      @iamarealhuman5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *Detroit: Become Human*

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    "If you were a type of fruit-"
    Me, already half-asleep: _I would be Legolas..._

    • @hanjo8843
      @hanjo8843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Bro I thought that too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @castlewitch
      @castlewitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      SCREAMING

    • @Lethia277
      @Lethia277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😂😂😂

    • @giisellegaalvan1996
      @giisellegaalvan1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Is this a reference to some movie?
      i'm so uncool, i don't even know

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@pyark Nah, it was funny, I had a good and long laugh.

  • @pamelalks
    @pamelalks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2471

    "Sorry Zac, literally just broke both my legs, i'm sure you'll find a girl with two intact tibias" LMAOOO😂😂😭😭😭💀

    • @kel9037
      @kel9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This made me laugh and wake back up a little. Wasn't expecting her to say that.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      No one:
      Our tibias: 🎶 *we're breaking free* 🎶

    • @BelievingIt
      @BelievingIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its just morgan GET OUUUT!

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      t i b i a s

    • @ren-tq5yg
      @ren-tq5yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morganmarsh1276 JAIL😭😭

  • @ursuchariot
    @ursuchariot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4247

    i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion

    • @bonnieyao5486
      @bonnieyao5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I can see from this comment that you also watch Erin’s video on repeat and hence experience this time warp 👀

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Corona time =/= normal time

    • @ItMeSinamenRoll
      @ItMeSinamenRoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And so are pants

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      legit did not believe this when i read it, i had to go check
      plus this was 2 weeks ago, what

    • @bella9698
      @bella9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And so is death

  • @beetlebones3374
    @beetlebones3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    “.........Kendal Jenner can eat sHi”
    When I say I cAcKlEd-

    • @miloharris4868
      @miloharris4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I DIED XD

    • @goaway4500
      @goaway4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yo I just heard that part the exact moment I read this comment. I had to double take what just happened haha it was weird

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time Stamp Please

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      9:16 Nvm I Found It

    • @xxrdexx718
      @xxrdexx718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ClxudyWxffle 9:15

  • @swaggyyzebra
    @swaggyyzebra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    “sorry i just broke both my legs. how embarrassing!!”
    me when i’m asked to go out somewhere

  • @bbaker5049
    @bbaker5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "kendall jenner can eat shi-" I AM DEAD tryna fall asleep and now just laughing my ass off

    • @shadowhunterx14
      @shadowhunterx14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No fr that part cracks me up every goddamn time

    • @amonrawya3064
      @amonrawya3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's legitimately my favourite part of the video XD

    • @alayahmurphy2600
      @alayahmurphy2600 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love that part

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4711

    I’d like a “driving is for ugly people” bumper sticker

    • @themikegarrett
      @themikegarrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      First item in the Goodnight Moon merch store haha

    • @beetlebones3374
      @beetlebones3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike Garrett Omg yes

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, this

    • @lavoixdevelours
      @lavoixdevelours 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I like a bumper sticker that insults most of the population. 😂

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lavoixdevelours Including its user!

  • @lyliaroseasmr7882
    @lyliaroseasmr7882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5963

    This “Celebrity Personal Assistant” character has made the most relaxing series of ASMR videos I’ve ever seen!

    • @RinDemon5
      @RinDemon5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me too

    • @carasmiley9680
      @carasmiley9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yessssss BEST ASMR SERIES EVER!!!!

    • @arianachristinacarranza3468
      @arianachristinacarranza3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no cappp

    • @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316
      @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.

    • @lesliealonzoelianny5999
      @lesliealonzoelianny5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rt x100000000

  • @max-ud1xb
    @max-ud1xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    why is no one talking about the midi dress I am ACTIVELY pissed that I got my strawberry midi dress photo op stolen by a Jenner 😭😭😭

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      it's not even one of the _good_ ones smh 😖😖

    • @dreamyelf7488
      @dreamyelf7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Jenner did her a favor. Sooo many people have already worn that dress. That dress is dead.

    • @max-ud1xb
      @max-ud1xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Dreamy Elf true true... but it was cute while it lasted 💔

    • @gabrielleporter553
      @gabrielleporter553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dreamy Elf it was so cute for awhile, it looked so good when mxmtoon wore it 🥺😳its definitely dying now that everyone wants it

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's liiiiterally six feet under

  • @gvd3975
    @gvd3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    “There’s no limit to the amount of bagels you can eat” is the only form of positive affirmation I will accept now

    • @Magirl-xq4hr
      @Magirl-xq4hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m with you 😀

    • @brandongonzales3785
      @brandongonzales3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well... The limit would be your stomach capacity, haha

    • @kaylipentico4256
      @kaylipentico4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@brandongonzales3785 no no, you must learn to *expand* your stomach as far as you want. Sure it might feel absolutely painful but hey, bagels

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr I feel recognized

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same though- 😂❤️

  • @Joshua-Stacy
    @Joshua-Stacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    When she said “Kendall Jenner can eat shi” I felt that

    • @liquid.trance.
      @liquid.trance. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @gabrielledominguez8993
    @gabrielledominguez8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    being called a mango bc its valley girl's favorite fruit is the elite compliment

  • @brianna3965
    @brianna3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Half a millimeter trim😂 “wanna be crazy and do two millimeter? No? Ok”

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    “Kronk would love you” is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard 13:00

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Dragon: exists
    My lung capacity: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @kristinamartines6806
      @kristinamartines6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Courtney Baker im dead cau you stole all the oxygen with your amazing lung capacity

  • @lehighguy
    @lehighguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4121

    Me, a dude: "I'm going to look so freakin' baller in that baby pink pantsuit."

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Don't forget the lacy white bralette

    • @audrey_is_dead
      @audrey_is_dead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Clothing has no gender luv, go for it. Bet you’d look great.

    • @lehighguy
      @lehighguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@lindseygaabo7379 Bro, the bralette is the best part. Shows off my gains.

    • @kristinesargsyan8794
      @kristinesargsyan8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes you are baby

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      lehighguy yes king👑

  • @ashlynkay3755
    @ashlynkay3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    THE SMILE SHE SHOT US AFTER SHE SAID “you could just blow out their fire breathe with your air breathe” iM WHEEZING

    • @georgiamaria2412
      @georgiamaria2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      gave me hardcore Karen from Meangirls vibes, loveable ditz😊😁

    • @ashlynkay3755
      @ashlynkay3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Georgia Maria oh my gosh yes

    • @allya9187
      @allya9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr! 🤣

  • @BohemianScandalous
    @BohemianScandalous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3085

    Jokes on us; Zac doesn’t actually like golf, he just likes dramatically singing on golfing greens.

    • @Izzy.x
      @Izzy.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Underrated comment I’m dead just picturing that scene

    • @ASMRbyEvie
      @ASMRbyEvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abbyk7755
      @abbyk7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Under appreciated comment I swear this is comedy gold

    • @suckonthisnut
      @suckonthisnut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You willing to bet on it?

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      First time i read it i was like: 🤔
      Second time I read it I was like: 😂

  • @OnlyLeigh
    @OnlyLeigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore"
    now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chaoticgood12 yes!!!!

    • @hallelsegel6517
      @hallelsegel6517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao leigh waddup, love your videos
      and honestly זוט עני

    • @twitch_cyberhex
      @twitch_cyberhex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      omg you were such a big part of my middle school identity 🥺

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@prot0pixel64 i seriously only watch youtube nowadays for asmr

    • @ep8246
      @ep8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Celebrity listener I see

  • @whimsyasmr589
    @whimsyasmr589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    This series is truly, like, a soothing satire for our time.

    • @LittleMew133
      @LittleMew133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's so ridiculously but maybe possibly really exist somewhere in modern society

  • @georgiarose2542
    @georgiarose2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I get the vibe that she either secretly hates me or she has a crush on me and knows she can’t do anything about it

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    Zac Efron : "He likes girls who are interested in golf"
    My Highschool Musical Memory: Sharpay Evans working at the golf course to impress Troy

    • @olivia-bts
      @olivia-bts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Pretending to work " since her family owns it

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol
      Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @badguyspy unh unh unh yeeeeah!

    • @mihkomin
      @mihkomin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *a b b y*

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prot0pixel64 the homoerotic undertones of that song give me life 😆

  • @lisbethlinton3664
    @lisbethlinton3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "It's okay that your internal compass is, like, completely out of f**kin' wack." 😂🤣

    • @chloemcclellan7667
      @chloemcclellan7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But I fucking felt that one lol

    • @KittyWillCutYou
      @KittyWillCutYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel validated

    • @TaraLyz
      @TaraLyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt so triggered by this statement! 👀😱😂

  • @faeeeriee
    @faeeeriee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    “It’s okay that every single plant that you try to take care for immediately dies.”
    *me, slowly tearing up:* words can hurt...

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I've had 4 plants, and they've all died.
      They were cacti.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saaaame

    • @micahflynn4342
      @micahflynn4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      my succulent was stolen by a bastard squirrel when i set it out on the porch for some sunlight, i still miss charlie sometimes ;(

    • @laylayoung2238
      @laylayoung2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me: starting at my dying cactus

    • @katokabi986
      @katokabi986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊

  • @lark2319
    @lark2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3239

    “You can do literally anything.”
    Except drive, apparently

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Watch the other personal assistant videos, you also can’t walk up literally ONE FRICKEN FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITH OUT HAVING TO FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE.

    • @lark2319
      @lark2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Ashie11 _ Stars or even understand the concept of fractions

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And garden

    • @flow3r_grl28
      @flow3r_grl28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or walk up 1 flight of stairs without getting winded

    • @liliflores7493
      @liliflores7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We can drive, we just chose not to because we're not ugly

  • @irelandmcbroom8155
    @irelandmcbroom8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    Bro you don't understand how much I love this character she's so calming and comforting I'm 💕

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.

    • @dancingmelissa1
      @dancingmelissa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For real. The last video of her I watched an obnoxious amount of times

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      she also makes you feel rich

    • @stephaniehorton4945
      @stephaniehorton4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin it

    • @thegoatboy9916
      @thegoatboy9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does “I’m 💕” mean?

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Skeletons: exist
    Carpet: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @zipzedziltch1813
      @zipzedziltch1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine just randomly sending this to someone. What would they say? Like that’s super cursed. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

    • @wichiku
      @wichiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AGayPanic TM I JUST GOT IT ITD THE CATACOMBS OUR STILETTTOSSS

    • @jingleberries3881
      @jingleberries3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It took me a *liiiiiiiitle* too long to figure out wtf this was about

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    “It’s okay you can’t drive.” This woman has a camera somewhere right?

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    Assistant? She def could be an actual celebrity and we would be the assistant

    • @Lersa25
      @Lersa25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She'd be too bored :)

    • @ghostface7526
      @ghostface7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      eddie1236 I wouldn’t even be worthy or good enough to be her assistant lol.

    • @residentpoolpeeer7051
      @residentpoolpeeer7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghostface 75 whipped

    • @astridjaye6224
      @astridjaye6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, yasss 🤗😍

    • @HelixMX
      @HelixMX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Speak for yourself simp

  • @minniestagram
    @minniestagram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Apparently I'm beauty royalty now, cool.

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    “cronk would love you, babe” ......i’m in tears thank u somuchj erin in sob bign

    • @Meng_7025
      @Meng_7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      the cry typing in this paired with erins heart OBLITERATED me it’s so fucking funny

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaymondJiang444 Facts. Don't throw off his groove.

  • @ra1nnforest923
    @ra1nnforest923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "You'd be a mango because their my favorite"
    *flashbacks to Erin crying over hurting the mango squishy*

  • @karenthegrilledcheese
    @karenthegrilledcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    She knows that valley girl attracts the gays when she says “it’s ok that you don’t know how to drive” SHE SEES US

    • @npolk2080
      @npolk2080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      What? Is that a stereotype I’m not aware of? Lol

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's a meme.

    • @Cohemotgus
      @Cohemotgus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Wait, lesbians don't drive? Then who's in the U-Haul!?

    • @miat1329
      @miat1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m laughing 😆

    • @ttaine
      @ttaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      N Polk yeah, gays either not being able to drive or not being able to do maths is a joke / stereotype haha

  • @rozien2877
    @rozien2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    She gets prettier EVERY VIDEO

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha cannot relate 🤭

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@saltybagels4272 am a driver so will never relate😜

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redshirt5126 We've got to start biking, my dude. 😔 Gotta start up that beauty routine.

  • @nickiraeeexo1915
    @nickiraeeexo1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Imagine faking two broken legs to get out of a date with Zac efron lmao what an icon

  • @thehearthotel
    @thehearthotel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Why is no one mentioning the "as long as the terrain of the catacombs accommodates your stilettos" joke, that TOOK ME OUT

    • @theawkwarddolphin4752
      @theawkwarddolphin4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm probably dumb, but could someone explain it to me?

    • @adeceve
      @adeceve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Carpet covers everything.”

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Even if there’s like, BONES on the floor, the carpet will cover it.

  • @wen6ys
    @wen6ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    *Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Fear*
    Carpet will cover it, Carpet will cover it

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I can't stress how underrated this comment is

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No pun intended

    • @No1TypeC
      @No1TypeC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SHE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ IT. I finally experienced what that's like. The world is fair after all 🙏

    • @wulfosricii
      @wulfosricii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i saw the first part of your comment and i immediately though of ATLA.

    • @redhood4457
      @redhood4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leah: Type S except when play DBD

  • @aeceldra5405
    @aeceldra5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    the smile after erin said "air breath" had me

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god me too. It reminded me of that Miss America meme. Such as the Iraq and everywhere such as.

  • @shelblr
    @shelblr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    “driving is for ugly people.”
    me: *drives* i’m aware

    • @irene.5830
      @irene.5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      damn i must be an uber 🤩

    • @fruitysnax9219
      @fruitysnax9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought you said you were Kevin!

    • @lunafroggy8967
      @lunafroggy8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro... I'm 16 and I can drive... not starting my future well😅

    • @kristenjustkristen9462
      @kristenjustkristen9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you have 444 likes and I wanted to give mine but I'm superstitious so I'll give my comment instead.
      Yea, I'm weird.

    • @yeehawcunts
      @yeehawcunts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wouldn’t know what that’s like 💅🏻 (Not bc I’m pretty...I just can’t drive...)

  • @lucynl5906
    @lucynl5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Cronk would love you babe”- that is some affirmation I didn’t know I needed

  • @nate_on_youtube69
    @nate_on_youtube69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    "So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.

  • @emmabarton8372
    @emmabarton8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Homegirl really said “give the people what they want” 😂❤️

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DUUUUDE I have literally been hoping for this for so long

    • @oheyitslil
      @oheyitslil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is something i didn’t know i’ve been waiting for

  • @tearsandink3204
    @tearsandink3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    goodnight moon: "you have incredibly impressive lung capacity"
    me: *has asthma*

    • @Soph_zzz
      @Soph_zzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same 💀

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lmao

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean that just makes it more impressive to be honest

    • @someonelogical7555
      @someonelogical7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The impressive part is that you're still living off that small of a lung capacity (source: have asthma)

    • @debbiewise4407
      @debbiewise4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: had to use a nebulizer this morning cuz I could barely breathe

  • @natomaton
    @natomaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors]
    me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual
    her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e
    me: THERE it is

  • @esme8875
    @esme8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    i laughed so hard at “an uncopyrighted evil sea witch”

    • @theembersinside1420
      @theembersinside1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't catch that the 1st time around. So glad i saw this comment now! 😄

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    PA: how are you feeling?
    Me: ...
    PA: Too distraught to even speak?
    Me, a single tear slipping down my cheek: **nods** Yeah

    • @LexPlautia
      @LexPlautia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The amount of people liking this comment (me too) is scary 😅 are yall ok?

  • @JustKet99
    @JustKet99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing.
    Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.

    • @banrions
      @banrions 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is my fav take on it as well

  • @slipskolt7300
    @slipskolt7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    That third eye joke should not have sent me into hysterics as much as it did

    • @wen2367
      @wen2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol i read this as soon as she said it

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what time ??

  • @nordlysasmr
    @nordlysasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    erin: you matched with zac efron
    me laughing thinking how sad i just wanted to get matched with my personal assistant: hah :) thats great :) love that

    • @candeferreyra2216
      @candeferreyra2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      fr, I really thought this time she would hit on us, cannot wait till we get married and we plan the wedding 😔😔

    • @lalalalala4634
      @lalalalala4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zerei minha vida,Nordlys e eu temos asmrtist em comum.

    • @Nina-pz7ge
      @Nina-pz7ge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Frfr i just wanna go out with valley girl instead of zac

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@candeferreyra2216 Saaaaaaame, she needs to flirt with us already 😭😭♥

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Her "third eye" comment made me wanna see valley girl give me a tarot card reading

    • @lindslu
      @lindslu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES

    • @gillianritchey
      @gillianritchey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg yesss

    • @bassrocks9
      @bassrocks9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is an old comment but yes a thousand times yes

  • @valh3532
    @valh3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    the little smile after she said "air breath" im crying shes so cute

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp please?

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jack10158 11:52

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valh3532 thanks bro

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jack10158 no problem!

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valh3532 👌🏽👍🏽

  • @destinyfryson1086
    @destinyfryson1086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “You can totally blow the fire breath away with your..air breath” *awkward smile* love her so much

  • @DefaultSeaTurtle
    @DefaultSeaTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    No one:
    Literally not a single person:
    Erin: "Killbo Baggins"

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      From The Land of Murder

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goose5654 underrated reply

  • @retrosavi431
    @retrosavi431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    13:01 crazy how you knew that the only male approval I've ever wanted is from Kronk

  • @creepypuppetasmr
    @creepypuppetasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    She’s wearing the same top in her 1920s video. It’s confirmed; 1920s lady is Valley girl’s grandmother. The lace top was most likely passed on to her

    • @Stefanie_T.
      @Stefanie_T. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greatgrandmother probably, but I'm totally in on that theory! 🤩

  • @pan9507
    @pan9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    why is no one talking about "lung capacity, lung capacity"

  • @AuntieJs
    @AuntieJs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    “We can totally have someone crawl down there and roll out a carpet..even if there’s skeletons carpet will cover it” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @totallynottheone3981
    @totallynottheone3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Highlights:
    If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure.
    Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias.
    Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it.
    KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI-
    If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins
    You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes
    1. 2. 3. 4
    You ran over two fire hydrants
    That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants
    And one lemonade stand
    1.
    You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath
    However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit.
    Krunk would love you babe.
    She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers.
    She didn’t kill me I just give up
    It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up
    I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes
    If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.

    • @kadburycream
      @kadburycream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just the greatest one liners ever

    • @lexikennedy7178
      @lexikennedy7178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      KRUNK LMAO

    • @anookishexception7234
      @anookishexception7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's okay that your internal compass is completely out of- fucking! whack

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series:
      1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas.
      2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary.
      3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me.
      Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.

    • @mini_red4731
      @mini_red4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She can say Legolas but not Ursula

  • @jkr9090
    @jkr9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    This channel is slowly becoming Valley Girls account and I’m here for it

  • @w456-b9u
    @w456-b9u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    those 19 dislikes are from Kendall Jenner and her spam accounts

    • @zyaishabarnett9876
      @zyaishabarnett9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      don’t forget zac 🤣

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and zac effron and his fruity pebbles

    • @wb4529
      @wb4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who?

    • @julia-uy5oz
      @julia-uy5oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WB noob!

    • @Penguins459
      @Penguins459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      134 now lol

  • @hearthstia
    @hearthstia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    me crying at 3am because I'm lonely and feel like trash:
    valley girl's positive affirmations: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody cares. Fix yourself, I don't want to hear it

    • @taliatorrens2578
      @taliatorrens2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Viporal shut up 😹

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taliatorrens2578 I said I don't want to hear it

    • @oogleoo
      @oogleoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      feel better!! i know that valley girl made me feel better too. all abt the little things :)

    • @prettyprincess8888
      @prettyprincess8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Viporal dawg you couldve scrolled no need to be rude. this isnt your comment section dont feel so entitled man.

  • @misstreefingers
    @misstreefingers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly
    Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹

    • @chocolatecake9018
      @chocolatecake9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      misstreefingers That is such a fun idea, I hope Erin sees this

    • @livmccloskey2321
      @livmccloskey2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aww

    • @okkotsucounts
      @okkotsucounts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ok BUT, imagine if they chose the ASSISTANT

  • @abbylyles941
    @abbylyles941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    “you can have as many bagels as you want. there’s literally no limit.” me on my 4th bagel of the day:👁👄👁

    • @Lunabandit
      @Lunabandit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      abby lyles feel you, bought some sour dough today I have eaten the whole loaf

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @emzeees
      @emzeees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bagels are unlimited, they are nonending, never enOUGH

  • @-light.academia-1696
    @-light.academia-1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Let’s be real:
    *We all clicked so fast sonic and iida could never*

    • @magical_blackcat9133
      @magical_blackcat9133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg 😂

    • @Mimi-bw7qr
      @Mimi-bw7qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      periodt.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You frICKEN FRICKS. WhEn WiLL yOu LeArN tHaT yOuR AcTiOnS hAvE CONSEQUENCES. *your fantasies will never be qUENCHED*

    • @emillee173
      @emillee173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause I AM HERE... to click the video first

  • @dans2946
    @dans2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I'm a guy, but that Robert Pattinson date sounds like fun times.

  • @harleyQ9000
    @harleyQ9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    “Driving is for ugly people” actually made me feel better of not having gotten a driver's license yet.

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you've tried haven't you?

    • @jairoquintana3818
      @jairoquintana3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're grown ain't you? Do you just not want to?

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God same.

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone

    • @elizabethlfaircloth9521
      @elizabethlfaircloth9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my gosh, same here. I thought I was the only one at first. o.o

  • @amandagamboa8088
    @amandagamboa8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “Do u wanna hear my notes?” Was just an excuse for moon to pull out her cute glasses

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We ain't complaining tho 👀💜

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile picture is a bit off center

  • @crkffcrkff6237
    @crkffcrkff6237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Erin trying to stay in character: *Casually taps on the lens of her glasses*

  • @ozlemk.1739
    @ozlemk.1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that

    • @karenramnath9993
      @karenramnath9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the part I don’t like...I love the accent, the videos are so well done, but sheesh, can we just omit the cussing?

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I honestly didn't even realize she cursed until I seen this comment.

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The swearing is done with 10/10 comedic timing, please leave it in babes ♥

    • @danikasaunders7008
      @danikasaunders7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@karenramnath9993 no wonder your name is karen💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

  • @artemisflores859
    @artemisflores859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    me: chilling before bed
    valley girl: begins tapping her teeth
    im absolutely losing it i love this character so so much

  • @chaoticcrn235
    @chaoticcrn235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Kronk would love me? **sniffs** I would love him back

  • @reaganventuri8397
    @reaganventuri8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “It’s okay you don’t know how to drive” - Me to myself even after 5 years of driving

  • @shiannabaker5124
    @shiannabaker5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Me, who can't drive and is insecure about it: "driving is for ugly people" ✨😌💕

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does it mean if I don’t know how to drive?

    • @theharvestarr
      @theharvestarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Erin Burgess it means ur beautiful & also a genius. driving is the worst

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hotsocks thank you 🥺

    • @hannahware3751
      @hannahware3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My ugly a$$ will drive so your beautiful one won't have to 😁😉💖

    • @iamabominati0n970
      @iamabominati0n970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what's insecure about not being able to drive?

  • @justcallmeluuf
    @justcallmeluuf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Erin: It's ok that you ran over 4 mailboxes, 2 fire hydrants and a lemonade stand
    me: Instructions unclear. Currently in prison

  • @LaurenZimmerRen
    @LaurenZimmerRen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “If you were in roller derby. Your name would be Killbo Baggins.”

  • @flamethrowercb7
    @flamethrowercb7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The effort she puts into these videos is amazing. She decorated her backgrounds, adds props specific to the video, makes her video over 20 minutes etc.

    • @ano898
      @ano898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should check out Myaling ASMR, Suna ASMR and Latte ASMR too. They put a lot of work into production, just like Goodnight moon.

  • @sarakalkati
    @sarakalkati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    omg imagine if she did one where the celebrity got arrested LMAOO

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated idea!!!

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      'ASMR Celebrity Assistant Getting You Out Of Jail'

    • @maggieflynn466
      @maggieflynn466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”

  • @LiaAwesomeness
    @LiaAwesomeness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    can't drive, kills plants, no sense of direction... is erin hiding in my bushes?

  • @rachelstewart7781
    @rachelstewart7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O

  • @samantharhodes4610
    @samantharhodes4610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Cracking up that she’s even bringing Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson into the conversation at all as if the person she’s talking to wouldn’t be totally in love with her already. I mean - the companionship, the HISTORY here. 🤦‍♀️ We love an oblivious queen.

  • @emilyheap
    @emilyheap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin*
    “However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?”
    🤣

  • @kalystagutierrez1607
    @kalystagutierrez1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    We better be paying her an ungodly amount of money, she deserves it for dealing with us!

  • @irasra
    @irasra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "You could take on a dragon in a fight because if it started to fire breathe on you like WAHHHHHHHH" got me dead

    • @mollycblaeser
      @mollycblaeser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best part!

    • @peachysandie
      @peachysandie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The cut makes it even greater!😂

  • @UnderwhelmingGamer
    @UnderwhelmingGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Me, a male gym rat: omg I can’t wait to try on this pantsuit! I bet the bralette’s going to be so cute!

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😆💕

    • @hannahware3751
      @hannahware3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bwahahahah! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingofthebis1068
      @kingofthebis1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn we stan

    • @emrys6559
      @emrys6559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet you'd look incredible in it sir

  • @leah7348
    @leah7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*

    • @canigetuuh9217
      @canigetuuh9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omfg we had the same idea for comments

    • @ren-tq5yg
      @ren-tq5yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😔😔

  • @woahtheresis2797
    @woahtheresis2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Okay but... imagine how SHOCKED I was when she pulled out the exact same pillow I’m laying on rn.

  • @lovelaced
    @lovelaced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Driving is for ugly people”
    Me, already heading to the dmv: the queen has spoken.

  • @tournesoleils
    @tournesoleils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    my assistant: "I think you'd suit me to a T"
    me, suddenly wide awake: "T as in Troy???"

    • @riverholmes7940
      @riverholmes7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tee as in golf tee ⛳️

    • @izzyrmb5095
      @izzyrmb5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg this is the best thing I've ever read

    • @antichrist4449
      @antichrist4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TROY

    • @love2manythings
      @love2manythings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      T as in Ted Bundy

    • @clutteredcaitie
      @clutteredcaitie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riverholmes7940 omg I did not get that joke, thank you

  • @m4ryslibrary
    @m4ryslibrary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "everyone and their mother has been seen in that dress. literally 6 feet under 😒"
    me, who really wants the strawberry dress but cant afford it: 🍓💧👄💧🍓

  • @kayleeblack4303
    @kayleeblack4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Everyone's favorite character.

  • @iridescentmothasmr
    @iridescentmothasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The cuts make this more chaotic and I absolutely adore it

  • @middysart
    @middysart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    9:24 - okay so weird story: I gave up my driver's license about a year ago because driving gave me waaaaay too much anxiety, to the point that I'd have panic attacks just thinking about it. So this affirmation not only caught me off guard but it was actually really helpful to hear x'D

  • @zombie_girl_
    @zombie_girl_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    ✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨
    9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t”
    10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving”
    10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite”
    11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that”
    13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!”
    14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up”
    14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat
    ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~
    9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else
    17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”

    • @kristiang1870
      @kristiang1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget 6:58 “Carpet will cover it...carpet will cover it.”

    • @gimpy6643
      @gimpy6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love this lol

    • @tiramissau
      @tiramissau ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it

  • @PixelatedPixie05
    @PixelatedPixie05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favorite" MY BOYFRIEND SAID THE SAME THING IT'S LITTERLY MY NICKNAME