@@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on TH-cam what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.
@@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂
My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.
I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.
i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion
first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore" now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"
Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊
My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times
I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.
her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors] me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e me: THERE it is
Highlights: If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure. Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias. Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it. KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI- If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes 1. 2. 3. 4 You ran over two fire hydrants That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants And one lemonade stand 1. You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit. Krunk would love you babe. She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers. She didn’t kill me I just give up It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.
My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series: 1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas. 2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary. 3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me. Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.
"So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.
Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone
Plot twist: she’s the celebrity and you’re her little sister who wanted to know what it’s like to be famous so she plays celebs with you 🥺 EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES
I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹
first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that
This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O
“hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”
I'm very opposite. It might be weird, but I sometimes get ASMR from funny kinda ones like this. I think it helps activate the serotonin in your brain or something. 😋
✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨ 9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t” 10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving” 10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite” 11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that” 13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!” 14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up” 14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~ 9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else 17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”
*when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*
I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing. Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.
“You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin* “However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?” 🤣
I’m dead at “soorryyy Zaac, just broke BOTH my legs. SO embarrassing”.
when i was six years old
bROKE MAH LEG
my brothers and his friends
broke mah leg
@@hiendar2407 How.
“I’m sure you’ll find a girl with 2 intact legs in NO TIME!” Emojis?
Kisses. 🤣😂🤣😂
@@hiendar2407 I thought that was forgotten😂
"If you were a type of fruit-"
Me, already half-asleep: _I would be Legolas..._
Bro I thought that too 🤣🤣🤣
SCREAMING
😂😂😂
Is this a reference to some movie?
i'm so uncool, i don't even know
@@pyark Nah, it was funny, I had a good and long laugh.
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favourite" is honestly so sweet - it caught me off guard
But really think about it you’d be the first to go
I don’t know what I think about mangos. I may have got a bad one. Not sure.
@@Beainkle If it was sour or tasted really strong, or really weak, you got a bad one.
@@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on TH-cam what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.
@@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂
This “Celebrity Personal Assistant” character has made the most relaxing series of ASMR videos I’ve ever seen!
Me too
Yessssss BEST ASMR SERIES EVER!!!!
no cappp
My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.
Rt x100000000
“.........Kendal Jenner can eat sHi”
When I say I cAcKlEd-
I DIED XD
Yo I just heard that part the exact moment I read this comment. I had to double take what just happened haha it was weird
Time Stamp Please
9:16 Nvm I Found It
@@ClxudyWxffle 9:15
“You matched with Zach Efron”
Me a straight guy:
“Nice!”
Wait? You arent a car? When will the lies cease
Sophia a car that doesn’t know how to drive 😂
@@Sophia-jq9cb Oh no he's a car alright, he's just hiding it
Same
*Detroit: Become Human*
"Sorry Zac, literally just broke both my legs, i'm sure you'll find a girl with two intact tibias" LMAOOO😂😂😭😭😭💀
This made me laugh and wake back up a little. Wasn't expecting her to say that.
No one:
Our tibias: 🎶 *we're breaking free* 🎶
its just morgan GET OUUUT!
t i b i a s
@@morganmarsh1276 JAIL😭😭
Me, a dude: "I'm going to look so freakin' baller in that baby pink pantsuit."
Don't forget the lacy white bralette
Clothing has no gender luv, go for it. Bet you’d look great.
@@lindseygaabo7379 Bro, the bralette is the best part. Shows off my gains.
Yes you are baby
lehighguy yes king👑
why is no one talking about the midi dress I am ACTIVELY pissed that I got my strawberry midi dress photo op stolen by a Jenner 😭😭😭
it's not even one of the _good_ ones smh 😖😖
Jenner did her a favor. Sooo many people have already worn that dress. That dress is dead.
Dreamy Elf true true... but it was cute while it lasted 💔
Dreamy Elf it was so cute for awhile, it looked so good when mxmtoon wore it 🥺😳its definitely dying now that everyone wants it
It's liiiiterally six feet under
someone speculated that valley girl is 1920s party girl's great-granddaughter. it looks like she is and even inherited the outfit lol
chelsea ylanan someone else said that valley girl is just immortal, which is also fantastic
Im telling you bro there's a whole multiverse in the making, I'm waiting on the avengers roleplay
Trainer R3d 2 love this comment
@@Matt-hi2uj LMAO
I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.
“Kronk would love you”
I think this is my favorite compliment EVER
*gasp* My spinach puffs!
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
Same, I’ve never felt so loved.
HOLY CRAP SHE SAW MY COMMENT
I love this so much because then I get "Scary leaf!" Stuck in my head! 🤣
i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion
I can see from this comment that you also watch Erin’s video on repeat and hence experience this time warp 👀
Corona time =/= normal time
And so are pants
legit did not believe this when i read it, i had to go check
plus this was 2 weeks ago, what
And so is death
I’d like a “driving is for ugly people” bumper sticker
First item in the Goodnight Moon merch store haha
Mike Garrett Omg yes
Yes, this
I like a bumper sticker that insults most of the population. 😂
@@lavoixdevelours Including its user!
Half a millimeter trim😂 “wanna be crazy and do two millimeter? No? Ok”
Hilarious!!!
Jokes on us; Zac doesn’t actually like golf, he just likes dramatically singing on golfing greens.
Underrated comment I’m dead just picturing that scene
IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂
Under appreciated comment I swear this is comedy gold
You willing to bet on it?
First time i read it i was like: 🤔
Second time I read it I was like: 😂
the casual way she dismissed zac efron is KILLING ME
From now on I will only think of fruity pebbles and golf anytime I see Zac Efron
1:41
Dance Around The World thank you so much
Who?
J.P. ✨ z a c - e f r o n ✨
first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore"
now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"
@@chaoticgood12 yes!!!!
Lmao leigh waddup, love your videos
and honestly זוט עני
omg you were such a big part of my middle school identity 🥺
@@prot0pixel64 i seriously only watch youtube nowadays for asmr
Celebrity listener I see
She knows that valley girl attracts the gays when she says “it’s ok that you don’t know how to drive” SHE SEES US
What? Is that a stereotype I’m not aware of? Lol
It's a meme.
Wait, lesbians don't drive? Then who's in the U-Haul!?
I’m laughing 😆
N Polk yeah, gays either not being able to drive or not being able to do maths is a joke / stereotype haha
THE SMILE SHE SHOT US AFTER SHE SAID “you could just blow out their fire breathe with your air breathe” iM WHEEZING
gave me hardcore Karen from Meangirls vibes, loveable ditz😊😁
Georgia Maria oh my gosh yes
Ikr! 🤣
“sorry i just broke both my legs. how embarrassing!!”
me when i’m asked to go out somewhere
"kendall jenner can eat shi-" I AM DEAD tryna fall asleep and now just laughing my ass off
No fr that part cracks me up every goddamn time
That's legitimately my favourite part of the video XD
I love that part
“You can do literally anything.”
Except drive, apparently
Watch the other personal assistant videos, you also can’t walk up literally ONE FRICKEN FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITH OUT HAVING TO FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE.
Ashie11 _ Stars or even understand the concept of fractions
And garden
or walk up 1 flight of stairs without getting winded
We can drive, we just chose not to because we're not ugly
“Kronk would love you” is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard 13:00
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
@@beans6076 13:00
He is a positive bro.
kronk’s loving himbo energy is unmatched
13:09
Dragon: exists
My lung capacity: imma bout to end this mans whole career
@Courtney Baker im dead cau you stole all the oxygen with your amazing lung capacity
“It’s okay you can’t drive.” This woman has a camera somewhere right?
Of course she does 😋
She just knows this character summons all us gays
I just got my car back from being repaired from a car accident 😶
Dude same
erin: you matched with zac efron
me laughing thinking how sad i just wanted to get matched with my personal assistant: hah :) thats great :) love that
fr, I really thought this time she would hit on us, cannot wait till we get married and we plan the wedding 😔😔
Zerei minha vida,Nordlys e eu temos asmrtist em comum.
Frfr i just wanna go out with valley girl instead of zac
@@candeferreyra2216 Saaaaaaame, she needs to flirt with us already 😭😭♥
“It’s okay that every single plant that you try to take care for immediately dies.”
*me, slowly tearing up:* words can hurt...
I've had 4 plants, and they've all died.
They were cacti.
Saaaame
my succulent was stolen by a bastard squirrel when i set it out on the porch for some sunlight, i still miss charlie sometimes ;(
Me: starting at my dying cactus
Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊
“There’s no limit to the amount of bagels you can eat” is the only form of positive affirmation I will accept now
I’m with you 😀
Well... The limit would be your stomach capacity, haha
@@brandongonzales3785 no no, you must learn to *expand* your stomach as far as you want. Sure it might feel absolutely painful but hey, bagels
Ikr I feel recognized
Same though- 😂❤️
"You'd be a mango because their my favorite"
*flashbacks to Erin crying over hurting the mango squishy*
Skeletons: exist
Carpet: imma bout to end this mans whole career
Imagine just randomly sending this to someone. What would they say? Like that’s super cursed. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
AGayPanic TM I JUST GOT IT ITD THE CATACOMBS OUR STILETTTOSSS
It took me a *liiiiiiiitle* too long to figure out wtf this was about
Zac Efron : "He likes girls who are interested in golf"
My Highschool Musical Memory: Sharpay Evans working at the golf course to impress Troy
"Pretending to work " since her family owns it
My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol
Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times
@badguyspy unh unh unh yeeeeah!
*a b b y*
@@prot0pixel64 the homoerotic undertones of that song give me life 😆
When she said “Kendall Jenner can eat shi” I felt that
I couldn't stop laughing 😂
being called a mango bc its valley girl's favorite fruit is the elite compliment
😂😂😂
*Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Fear*
Carpet will cover it, Carpet will cover it
I can't stress how underrated this comment is
No pun intended
SHE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ IT. I finally experienced what that's like. The world is fair after all 🙏
i saw the first part of your comment and i immediately though of ATLA.
Leah: Type S except when play DBD
Bro you don't understand how much I love this character she's so calming and comforting I'm 💕
I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.
For real. The last video of her I watched an obnoxious amount of times
she also makes you feel rich
Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin it
What does “I’m 💕” mean?
I get the vibe that she either secretly hates me or she has a crush on me and knows she can’t do anything about it
OMG YES
RIGHT
That third eye joke should not have sent me into hysterics as much as it did
lol i read this as soon as she said it
Wait what time ??
“driving is for ugly people.”
me: *drives* i’m aware
damn i must be an uber 🤩
I thought you said you were Kevin!
Bro... I'm 16 and I can drive... not starting my future well😅
So you have 444 likes and I wanted to give mine but I'm superstitious so I'll give my comment instead.
Yea, I'm weird.
I wouldn’t know what that’s like 💅🏻 (Not bc I’m pretty...I just can’t drive...)
Imagine faking two broken legs to get out of a date with Zac efron lmao what an icon
"It's okay that your internal compass is, like, completely out of f**kin' wack." 😂🤣
But I fucking felt that one lol
I feel validated
I felt so triggered by this statement! 👀😱😂
Why is no one mentioning the "as long as the terrain of the catacombs accommodates your stilettos" joke, that TOOK ME OUT
I'm probably dumb, but could someone explain it to me?
“Carpet covers everything.”
“Even if there’s like, BONES on the floor, the carpet will cover it.
"Driving is for ugly people"
Apparently I'm beauty royalty now, cool.
Assistant? She def could be an actual celebrity and we would be the assistant
She'd be too bored :)
eddie1236 I wouldn’t even be worthy or good enough to be her assistant lol.
Ghostface 75 whipped
Oh, yasss 🤗😍
Speak for yourself simp
her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors]
me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual
her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e
me: THERE it is
those 19 dislikes are from Kendall Jenner and her spam accounts
don’t forget zac 🤣
and zac effron and his fruity pebbles
who?
@WB noob!
134 now lol
goodnight moon: "you have incredibly impressive lung capacity"
me: *has asthma*
Same 💀
Same lmao
I mean that just makes it more impressive to be honest
🤣 IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
The impressive part is that you're still living off that small of a lung capacity (source: have asthma)
This channel is slowly becoming Valley Girls account and I’m here for it
“cronk would love you, babe” ......i’m in tears thank u somuchj erin in sob bign
the cry typing in this paired with erins heart OBLITERATED me it’s so fucking funny
@@RaymondJiang444 Facts. Don't throw off his groove.
PA: how are you feeling?
Me: ...
PA: Too distraught to even speak?
Me, a single tear slipping down my cheek: **nods** Yeah
The amount of people liking this comment (me too) is scary 😅 are yall ok?
Her "third eye" comment made me wanna see valley girl give me a tarot card reading
YES
omg yesss
This is an old comment but yes a thousand times yes
Highlights:
If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure.
Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias.
Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it.
KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI-
If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins
You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes
1. 2. 3. 4
You ran over two fire hydrants
That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants
And one lemonade stand
1.
You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath
However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit.
Krunk would love you babe.
She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers.
She didn’t kill me I just give up
It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up
I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes
If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.
Just the greatest one liners ever
KRUNK LMAO
It's okay that your internal compass is completely out of- fucking! whack
My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series:
1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas.
2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary.
3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me.
Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.
She can say Legolas but not Ursula
This series is truly, like, a soothing satire for our time.
It's so ridiculously but maybe possibly really exist somewhere in modern society
"So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.
did I just have A stroke
She gets prettier EVERY VIDEO
Haha cannot relate 🤭
@@saltybagels4272 am a driver so will never relate😜
@@redshirt5126 We've got to start biking, my dude. 😔 Gotta start up that beauty routine.
“Driving is for ugly people” actually made me feel better of not having gotten a driver's license yet.
But you've tried haven't you?
You're grown ain't you? Do you just not want to?
God same.
Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone
Oh my gosh, same here. I thought I was the only one at first. o.o
why is no one talking about "lung capacity, lung capacity"
13:01 crazy how you knew that the only male approval I've ever wanted is from Kronk
Ikr?
Plot twist: she’s the celebrity and you’re her little sister who wanted to know what it’s like to be famous so she plays celebs with you 🥺 EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES
This made it 111% more adorable oml 🥺
This makes it sad for us.
It would make a lot of sense!
Aw thats soooo cute
this made my day
Kronk would love me? **sniffs** I would love him back
Same here! 😭
We love a himbo ❤❤😭😭
i laughed so hard at “an uncopyrighted evil sea witch”
I didn't catch that the 1st time around. So glad i saw this comment now! 😄
me crying at 3am because I'm lonely and feel like trash:
valley girl's positive affirmations: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
Nobody cares. Fix yourself, I don't want to hear it
Viporal shut up 😹
@@taliatorrens2578 I said I don't want to hear it
feel better!! i know that valley girl made me feel better too. all abt the little things :)
Viporal dawg you couldve scrolled no need to be rude. this isnt your comment section dont feel so entitled man.
No one:
Literally not a single person:
Erin: "Killbo Baggins"
From The Land of Murder
@@goose5654 underrated reply
"Driving is for ugly people"
Me, who can't drive and is insecure about it: "driving is for ugly people" ✨😌💕
What does it mean if I don’t know how to drive?
Erin Burgess it means ur beautiful & also a genius. driving is the worst
hotsocks thank you 🥺
My ugly a$$ will drive so your beautiful one won't have to 😁😉💖
what's insecure about not being able to drive?
me: chilling before bed
valley girl: begins tapping her teeth
im absolutely losing it i love this character so so much
I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly
Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹
misstreefingers That is such a fun idea, I hope Erin sees this
Aww
Ok BUT, imagine if they chose the ASSISTANT
Me, a male gym rat: omg I can’t wait to try on this pantsuit! I bet the bralette’s going to be so cute!
😆💕
Bwahahahah! 🤣🤣🤣
Damn we stan
I bet you'd look incredible in it sir
first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that
That’s the part I don’t like...I love the accent, the videos are so well done, but sheesh, can we just omit the cussing?
I honestly didn't even realize she cursed until I seen this comment.
The swearing is done with 10/10 comedic timing, please leave it in babes ♥
@@karenramnath9993 no wonder your name is karen💀💀✋🏻✋🏻
I'm a guy, but that Robert Pattinson date sounds like fun times.
Oh yeah fr bro 😭
“you can have as many bagels as you want. there’s literally no limit.” me on my 4th bagel of the day:👁👄👁
abby lyles feel you, bought some sour dough today I have eaten the whole loaf
Lmao
bagels are unlimited, they are nonending, never enOUGH
Me and the boys totally accepting that we’re going to wear a white lace bralette (is that how it’s spelled?)
Sir Charlie this is adorable! And yes I think so lol.
* S O F T P E A N U T * :)
you and your profile pic are god tier 😌
Joey Cyanide why thank you
Courtney Baker at least we’re on the same page
"There's no limit to the amount of bagels you can have"
I want all the bagels
Let’s be real:
*We all clicked so fast sonic and iida could never*
Omg 😂
periodt.
Nah.
You frICKEN FRICKS. WhEn WiLL yOu LeArN tHaT yOuR AcTiOnS hAvE CONSEQUENCES. *your fantasies will never be qUENCHED*
Cause I AM HERE... to click the video first
This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O
FACTS
Erin: It's ok that you ran over 4 mailboxes, 2 fire hydrants and a lemonade stand
me: Instructions unclear. Currently in prison
Homegirl really said “give the people what they want” 😂❤️
DUUUUDE I have literally been hoping for this for so long
this is something i didn’t know i’ve been waiting for
“Cronk would love you babe”- that is some affirmation I didn’t know I needed
omg imagine if she did one where the celebrity got arrested LMAOO
Underrated idea!!!
'ASMR Celebrity Assistant Getting You Out Of Jail'
“hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”
can't drive, kills plants, no sense of direction... is erin hiding in my bushes?
She’s wearing the same top in her 1920s video. It’s confirmed; 1920s lady is Valley girl’s grandmother. The lace top was most likely passed on to her
Greatgrandmother probably, but I'm totally in on that theory! 🤩
“He likes girls who hate the beach”
Great! I hate the beach! One problem, I got a pe-
Personality?
😭😭
Pearl?😂
Perfect 0.5mm haircut, sweetie we been knew
Nis
never clicked so fast
also these affirmations are sO ACCURATE TO ME LMAO
reflex
I know right
Her: "Driving is for ugly people"
Me, who is 20 years old and still has no clue how to drive on account of my own laziness: "Yep. You said it, girl."
Big mood
Many of us lost our beauty at such an early age, I hope you keep on with your cause and honor the fallen
31, babe. Totally with you.
SAME!
That comment made me feel a little better ty 😅
"everyone and their mother has been seen in that dress. literally 6 feet under 😒"
me, who really wants the strawberry dress but cant afford it: 🍓💧👄💧🍓
the little smile after she said "air breath" im crying shes so cute
Timestamp please?
@@Jack10158 11:52
@@valh3532 thanks bro
@@Jack10158 no problem!
@@valh3532 👌🏽👍🏽
“We can totally have someone crawl down there and roll out a carpet..even if there’s skeletons carpet will cover it” I’m dying 😂😂😂
This isn’t a bad thing, but I can’t get sleepy because I can’t stop laughing 😂
I'm very opposite. It might be weird, but I sometimes get ASMR from funny kinda ones like this. I think it helps activate the serotonin in your brain or something. 😋
I laugh the whole time.
the fact that this was uploaded AS i went to bed... you knew
Me too omg
Same
✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨
9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t”
10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving”
10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite”
11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that”
13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!”
14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up”
14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat
~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~
9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else
17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”
Don’t forget 6:58 “Carpet will cover it...carpet will cover it.”
Love this lol
Love it
the smile after erin said "air breath" had me
Oh god me too. It reminded me of that Miss America meme. Such as the Iraq and everywhere such as.
"kendall jenner can eat SHI-"
Kendall watching this like:👁️👄👁️
Can you imagine if she was a subscriber 😂
Robert Shippey honestly you never know. The internet is a mysterious place
LMFAOOO LITERALLY
LMAAOOO
@@RobertShippey I wouldn't be surprised if she was
*when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*
omfg we had the same idea for comments
😔😔
I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing.
Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.
“If you were in roller derby. Your name would be Killbo Baggins.”
“He likes girls who hate the beach”
lorde is QUAKING rn
I thought that was so funny
I dont get it LOL
as someone trying to untan... i avoid that place at ALL COSTS
@@Mariss242 robert pattinson was Edward Cullen the vampire actor 😅
Erin trying to stay in character: *Casually taps on the lens of her glasses*
*has a negative thought *
Carpet will cover it
“You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin*
“However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?”
🤣
Okay but... imagine how SHOCKED I was when she pulled out the exact same pillow I’m laying on rn.
Username checks out
that’s wild
“Do u wanna hear my notes?” Was just an excuse for moon to pull out her cute glasses
We ain't complaining tho 👀💜
Your profile picture is a bit off center
Valley Girl needs a name, she’s earned it
Chloe
olivia
Piper
Vanessa
Kim