I'm on Team Nurgle. You get immortal life free from pain, your god actually does love you, and you never have to worry whether anyone noticed that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning.
Nurgle may love you but it’s been shown the other death guard and nurgle forces do not and will gladly make you explode with pus and violent mutation just too impress uncle nurg 😅
So the Chaos numbers are: 6 - Slaanesh 7 - Nurgle 8 - Khorne 9 - Tzeentch (I think) 11 - Malice (if he counts) 13 - Great Horned Rat (in AOS he is a legit Chaos god)
He was a legit chaos God in WH fantasy too and given the number of Skaven it could be argued 2nd only to Khorne if you follow how the Warp works, it only took millions of the Elder to murder bang Slannesh into existence. There are billions of Skaven just in Skavenblight lol, Rat God is best ,yes,yes
Chief: Lord Gulliman? Gulliman: Yes Chief? Chief: I need a bigger shotgun. Gulliman: Try this... *hands bolter without looking* Chief: *grunts as he locks and loads* Time to give the Deathguard back their bombs.
Grandfather, our psychics say something approaches - Spaaacee Marines of the Corpse Emperor ? Orks ? Tyranid Hive Fleet ? Or forces from the other Chaos Gods ? NO, a lawsuit from Lars Ulrich
So, as a Death Guard/Plague Marine fan, is it worth listening to the audiobooks of this story? I mainly ask because it involves the Ultramarines, who I find super bland. The opposite of Death Guard characters like Vorx and Slert.
Aw,gawd! Perfect timing,Sir!
I was looking for another dose recently.
Grandfather Nurgle's gifts > Santa's gifts. After all, they keep on giving! 😜
Last time I was this early I was arrested for trespassing
I belly laughed at this
I'm on Team Nurgle. You get immortal life free from pain, your god actually does love you, and you never have to worry whether anyone noticed that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning.
i have wonderful news. you get all of that with the real God as well!
@ribbitcroak a bit of an oxymoron dont you think?
unless you get cut off from nurggy. then you come back to reality and suffer all the disease, plague and pain all at once.
Nurgle may love you but it’s been shown the other death guard and nurgle forces do not and will gladly make you explode with pus and violent mutation just too impress uncle nurg 😅
@@Aaron_Hayman how so?
Awesome, thank you for a nurgle video!
So the Chaos numbers are:
6 - Slaanesh
7 - Nurgle
8 - Khorne
9 - Tzeentch (I think)
11 - Malice (if he counts)
13 - Great Horned Rat (in AOS he is a legit Chaos god)
What about mambo number 5?
He was a legit chaos God in WH fantasy too and given the number of Skaven it could be argued 2nd only to Khorne if you follow how the Warp works, it only took millions of the Elder to murder bang Slannesh into existence. There are billions of Skaven just in Skavenblight lol, Rat God is best ,yes,yes
@@Conorscorner nah. 5 left after 7 8 9. I'd have done the same.
@centuri.trader9194 yup. Many know Nurgle as He Who Hungers All Day Every Day.
Man i genuinely appreciate this approach to lore, the telling as if from a librarian magos or chapter scribe
Forge World Metallica must have some great concerts
Until the demon "sandman" entered then metallica started to produce stilted out of date mass produced junk.
Dang
@@bretttobin9632based aF 🍻🍻
I can definitely see the loving grandfather making many plagues against the flood from Halo. And he's made plagues that hurt the necrons and tyranids
Chief: Lord Gulliman?
Gulliman: Yes Chief?
Chief: I need a bigger shotgun.
Gulliman: Try this... *hands bolter without looking*
Chief: *grunts as he locks and loads* Time to give the Deathguard back their bombs.
Also don't forget Dead Space. Can you imagine Isaac working with Cawl? XD or funnier; Trazen?
It's all fun and games until you have slimy tentacles coming out of all your orifices.
@@professor_lembachdon’t threaten me with a good time 😘
@AnimeShinigami13 I think the 8ga in halo is bigger than a bolter round. It's only 75cal
Stink maxing is the most masculine path
Grandfather, our psychics say something approaches
- Spaaacee Marines of the Corpse Emperor ? Orks ? Tyranid Hive Fleet ? Or forces from the other Chaos Gods ?
NO, a lawsuit from Lars Ulrich
Nurgle when you get hungry .
The secret ingredient is love.
I thought it's the spike protein, to make all cells hug and melt into one big slimy glob (syncytium). Cuddly. 😜
And belly button gunk.
Dont forget to add whatever is in the sock under my bed to it!
Gay
🐀
That's the second biggest scythe I've ever seen.
Nurgle videos my fav. I refer to your channel as David Warhamoborough.
Nice👍
Embrace the gifts of Nurgle
No take a bath in prometheum. 😂
Its a little hotter now than it used to be
Imagine the entire Legion of the Damned walking into Nurgles garden, what wonderous death would occur to Morty and his lackeys
They seem to be the perfect adversary to tyranid swarms
imagine they perfect that... game over tyranids hehe
So, as a Death Guard/Plague Marine fan, is it worth listening to the audiobooks of this story?
I mainly ask because it involves the Ultramarines, who I find super bland. The opposite of Death Guard characters like Vorx and Slert.
Ultramarines are only mentioned for a few minutes towards the middle of this video.
Rodude Gillyguy
Hello brothers
Can you imagine of Nurgle farted on you...
best primarch and chaos god
And yet, ol Morty was destroyed by mere words.
Have you done work reading for audiobooks? I swear I have heard your voice in some Frank Herbert or somewhere. 🧐
Mayhaps this is the chronicler of Kronan 🤔
I have theory that all Death Gaurd players have VD
Wait are you the editor of the asmongold clips channel??
Your voice is similar
And then along comes a Guillichad...
Pleuge titan is just wow what do you even do at that point , kiss your ass goodbye I guess 😂
why does this sound like baldemort?
mmmm pestilence
I like to picture Nurgle's Garden as an abandoned Wes Anderson set.
19:27
Are James and Lars getting paid for this 🤔
Excellent story. Now work to end the rule by lies. Globally.
Having 40 mins of typhus same image ....... bad move
Its ok guys,distancing and a mask can stop it.
This video brought to you by Pfizer.😂😂😂
lol 😂
I think the Emperors threat to Nurgle should have followed Guillimans actual death.
The smurf marines are way too mary-sue.
😊
We love grandfather nurgle
Please please please slow down the talking by Like 10 to 15%
I have to speed it up 25%. talks so slow
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