@@fixituplefty3730 but he was lying you see. And tzeentch knew this and we knew that so we prepared early be taking Donatellos anal flaps as a wind sail through the barring sea 🫡
If the CorpseEmperor and Tzeentch had a conversation, Tzeentch would mock the Emperor by telling him, truthfully, that more beings wish for freedom from the machinations of the big E, than of Tzeentch himself.
When you thought you just got me checkmated in 4D chess but really you just lost because I was playing 5D chess but really I just turned into a slimy pile of guts because Tzeentch was playing 7D or 9D chess depending on the point of view
@heatrayzvideo3007 Damn you beat me to it I challenge you to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
The thousand sons are the ONLY legion I feel sorry for that were traitors. They were destroyed by the Emperors Custodes and an entire legion of wolves plus sisters of battle. From their perspective, the imperium tried to kill them. The rest of the traitors were pretty “all in” for rebellion. Thousand sons got into it for revenge Edit: Sisters of Silence. Also every other legion. All of them. Would have lost to the space wolves and their allies if that assault was on another world. Valdor and his custodes plus warp negation and a legion of astartes would kill any primarch and his legion in a conventional way. Custodes as a full Dread Host alone is enough without any back up. They’d kill whatever primarch and their legion. Custodes are just so much better than an astartes. What humans are to space marines they are to the golden host
Just to add on too add insults to injury the big E told Magnus that he would forgive him and let him back into the imperium ( hell if I remember right he even showed him his vision of the future) if he killed his entire legion who at this point had yet to truly do anything wrong.
Custodes would not beat a primarch and a legion. It’s been stated they are strong a 1 but they don’t know and can’t fight together because that’s not what they were designed for. Their amazing for 1v1 but terrible in all out firefight with a team
I'm waiting for Tzeench to follow his own principle and metamorphose into a good god. Like, I want him to go through a 99 year Gary Stu cycle. I want to see Tzeench settle into deep contemplation of a galaxy free of existential strife. A place where the Necrons have found their flesh and souls again and live to create beautiful art and the Tyrannids have been defused into nonviolent agricultural swarms that rehabilitate the scorched and toxic worlds to be paradise for organic life. A galaxy where humanity is free from the miserable autophagy and stifling theocracy it's mired in. Then I want Tzeench to startle awake only to be soothed by a minion that he'd fallen asleep and dreamed it all. He'd respond with how that much good was overwhelming change, not his usual subtle tinkering, but it's not that the whole idea was actually wrong. Then he'd emanate 9 companions for Gulliman, battle houris as powerful and inspiring as St. Celestine whose faith is unshakably rooted in science and logic; 9 sorcerers with the virtue and psychic power of the Emperor would have if he actually was perfectly good, and 99,999 ships each capable of being taken by a Navigator through an empty hyperspace instead of the Warp. Then he'd sit back and giggle at just how badly the meatballs would use the changes to screw themselves even harder.
The whole idea of "Tzeentch always self defeats" and "Tzeentch has no end goal and plans for the sake of planning" is always presented as an ambigious possibility if its ever brought up, but people treat it like 100% gospel truth. People never cite an actual source for it. It’s essentially meme lore and I’m tired of hearing it repeated ad nauseum.
The Chaos God of Hope. You will strive for the hope of a better tomorrow, but he'll never let you have it. If you had it you'd have nothing to hope for.
I always feel bad for Magnus. He really did try to do his best and warn everyone of the impending tragedy of the Horusy, but dear old dad didn’t tell him he was in the webway and so his psychic message cause that massive warp hole because of poor fatherly communication. Things would have been so different if Dear old Dad had just talked to his kids.
I know it would never happen but technically there should be a "God of love and hope" in the warp since the warp isn't actually evil. It's just a distorted reflection of emotion.
Tzeentch is saying: Just as always planned hehehe. Great video on the Chaos God knowledge and ambition that you do know that he is also the god of hope. I would want to have a video on the Chaos God of Pleasure and Pride who is called the Prince of Pleasure named Slaanesh and her Demons lore. Please make it!
considering that the tyranids avoid chaos , i dont think so , the nids are from outside the milky way, they are foreigner to the galaxy,and everyone in the galaxy agrees that bugs shouldnt get that big
@@fouzaialaa7962 NOT eating their maker is evidence? Lol. Not from outside the galaxy since it would be a billion year flight.. but they arrive on 4 sides at the same time?
@@gravewalkers oh god ,you have no idea do you !!! 60 million years ago the silent king put the necrons to sleep and went outside the milky way to explore i guess , he found the void between galaxies infested with nids , he came back running to wake up his army's to fight the nids , the skilly bois that killed literal gods (c'tan) ,their king came back running to wake up his army .... thats how frightening the nids are ,and yes the nids are capable of faster then light travel ,and yes they come from beyond our galaxie ,and yes they are all connected to the same hive mind (it makes sense to attack all at once),some say these are just the scout forces ,and some say they devoured other galaxy's and just waiting for a signal wish the pheros device provided ,and some say they are running away from something even more frightening .... the nids are the worst thing that happend to the milky way
@@gravewalkers the nids avoid chaos becoz they dont provide bio mass ,since demons turn into ash and just disappear while a single plague marine is so infested that the nids cant consume it , the nids made hive fleet kronos to deal with chaos ,but the hive fleets will actively avoid the necrons and chaos as much as they can
The Tau are probably the most popular faction for Tzeentch 🧐the Greater Good makes for easy manipulation, especially when the Greater Good incentivizes sharing knowledge and technology
None of the chaos gods were born from any connection to terra as it takes a lot more than a single tiny pointless world to create a chaos god in 40k. The war in heaven created the conditions that lead to all the chaos gods apart from the galaxy wide eldar empire that created slaanesh. The middle ages or any of that on terra didn't have anything to do with tzeench. Good vid
Next do a video on one of the forgotten Warp Gods, Jesus. With Christianity confirmed as being a thing in the universe, Jesus, at some point, likely existed in the warp as a minor God.
The problem with tzeentch is that the whole faction is not relatable to anyone. Everyone feels wrath and bloodlust, its natural to understand Khorne... the desire to do do very very well, perfection, that saucy dish... everyone knows that to understand Slaanesh... That one kid who won;t take a shower and stinks or the time you drop a deuce and leave it there for someone else to discover... everyone can understand Nurgle... But the whole thing about being able to pull impossibility from the aether and have it more impactful than magic, the sociopathic desire to manipulate others and plot schemes... ain't no one can understand that except the people that will never play 40k.
Tzeentch appeals to me because of the "seeking knowledge" thing. If I lived in the 40k universe I'd want to know what the fuck was really going on, and Tzeentch could be a path to that. I hate the Thousand Suns' egyptian helmets though so I can't collect them 😢
@@InfiniteMonkeysSA Thoth and the stories about the Emerald Tablets and hermetic revelations is the background from which the thousand sons is based.... I don;t know why the sculptures went full Egyptian tho... Recommend you check out the Thoth and Hermetic Tablets stories on line somewhere then you too may find yourself wearing one of those helmets just because.
@@MrTkentgens Yea but chage is just a side effect, the machinations of Tzeentch might be understood by some fans but I find that hottie in yoga pants with a lobster arm way more intriguing than mr. maybe yes maybe no TTS guy.
the emperor could defeat any chaos god in a 1 on 1 fight , hell ,he might even be able to kill slanesh and nurgle together , the problem starts when 2 or more decide to gang up on big E ,remember, he burned the garden of nurgle to dust without him even being there (by possessing girly man). so yes ,tzeentch can be absolutely stopped ..... none of the gods will die outright ,but they can be kept at bay with them causing minimal to no damage to humanity .....
Assuming Tzeench only affects or has interests in sentient life, the Inquisition and/or Grey Knights could release a bunch of creatures from Catachan at the entrance 😂 (robots would be the obvious choice, but those are illegal in the Imperium)
I was tzeentch follower, but I changed my mind.
lol
just as the changer of ways predicted you would
@@fixituplefty3730 but he was lying you see.
And tzeentch knew this and we knew that so we prepared early be taking Donatellos anal flaps as a wind sail through the barring sea 🫡
I still is
Well played.
Tzeentch getting his arse beat "Every thing is going excatly as planned"
lol
If the CorpseEmperor and Tzeentch had a conversation, Tzeentch would mock the Emperor by telling him, truthfully, that more beings wish for freedom from the machinations of the big E, than of Tzeentch himself.
W take
If "Don't let them know your next move" was a deity
😁
When you thought you just got me checkmated in 4D chess but really you just lost because I was playing 5D chess but really I just turned into a slimy pile of guts because Tzeentch was playing 7D or 9D chess depending on the point of view
YOU MADE IT PRONOUCE TZEENTCH hey thats pretty good
11:12 oops fail
In His own words: "Just. As. Planned."
Jeez. It’s a bit jarring but it’s no big deal 😂
Just take out the T's. EasyPeasy TzeentchySqueezy
Jeanch 😂 my name is Gene Chhhh
Tzeentch is the gamer who never finishes games. Play on!
Saw tzeentch pop up on my notifications, instant click.
Same
You should count to 9 instead.
All part of the plan
@heatrayzvideo3007 Damn you beat me to it I challenge you to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker
The notification changed before I could click it.
Tzeentch just like to stir the pot, sometimes even his own, just because he can.
Placing nurglings aka whoopie cushions on Khornes thrown is priceless
The thousand sons are the ONLY legion I feel sorry for that were traitors. They were destroyed by the Emperors Custodes and an entire legion of wolves plus sisters of battle. From their perspective, the imperium tried to kill them. The rest of the traitors were pretty “all in” for rebellion. Thousand sons got into it for revenge Edit: Sisters of Silence. Also every other legion. All of them. Would have lost to the space wolves and their allies if that assault was on another world. Valdor and his custodes plus warp negation and a legion of astartes would kill any primarch and his legion in a conventional way. Custodes as a full Dread Host alone is enough without any back up. They’d kill whatever primarch and their legion. Custodes are just so much better than an astartes. What humans are to space marines they are to the golden host
Just to add on too add insults to injury the big E told Magnus that he would forgive him and let him back into the imperium ( hell if I remember right he even showed him his vision of the future) if he killed his entire legion who at this point had yet to truly do anything wrong.
@@averyevans7950the road to hell is always paved with good intentions
They did make a couple of bonehead decisions, but yeah I mostly feel for them too.
Custodes would not beat a primarch and a legion. It’s been stated they are strong a 1 but they don’t know and can’t fight together because that’s not what they were designed for. Their amazing for 1v1 but terrible in all out firefight with a team
This is awesome, there isn't enough out there on tzeentch!
One of my favorite 40k channels by far
I'm waiting for Tzeench to follow his own principle and metamorphose into a good god. Like, I want him to go through a 99 year Gary Stu cycle. I want to see Tzeench settle into deep contemplation of a galaxy free of existential strife. A place where the Necrons have found their flesh and souls again and live to create beautiful art and the Tyrannids have been defused into nonviolent agricultural swarms that rehabilitate the scorched and toxic worlds to be paradise for organic life. A galaxy where humanity is free from the miserable autophagy and stifling theocracy it's mired in. Then I want Tzeench to startle awake only to be soothed by a minion that he'd fallen asleep and dreamed it all. He'd respond with how that much good was overwhelming change, not his usual subtle tinkering, but it's not that the whole idea was actually wrong. Then he'd emanate 9 companions for Gulliman, battle houris as powerful and inspiring as St. Celestine whose faith is unshakably rooted in science and logic; 9 sorcerers with the virtue and psychic power of the Emperor would have if he actually was perfectly good, and 99,999 ships each capable of being taken by a Navigator through an empty hyperspace instead of the Warp. Then he'd sit back and giggle at just how badly the meatballs would use the changes to screw themselves even harder.
Tzeentch would approve of the multitude of different ways Tzeentch is pronounced in this video
Its subtle yet wonderful.
Awesome an hour 16 of contradictions, entirely incomprehensible, thanks very much
The whole idea of "Tzeentch always self defeats" and "Tzeentch has no end goal and plans for the sake of planning" is always presented as an ambigious possibility if its ever brought up, but people treat it like 100% gospel truth. People never cite an actual source for it. It’s essentially meme lore and I’m tired of hearing it repeated ad nauseum.
Tzeentch is doing his job making you see the lies as truths.
Just as Tzeentch would want it.
Stay tired, a mere mortal need not comprehend such things.
Weaving chaos all up in those thoughts, brother…
Glad you're back was missing the daily uploads
Was the changing of the thumbnail pic every hour or so planned? If so, genius move! If not it still works for a Tzeentch vid.
Magnus the red AKA The space chicken or Red Rooster or the Follower of the great cluck macaw
😂😂😂
Bawk mawga?!?!
"tzeentch is ever changing"
tzeentch: you know what? for that I'll change history so I always looked like this screw you
Favorite Chaos God, thank you!
Grampas yelling at the birds again
Nergi vs Tzee
Most interesting of the demon gods
"The Lord of Entropy " is the sickest title...
but its Nurgle who represents entropy, Tzeench is the opposite of entropy
A time warp into the past could prevent the heresy and get the necron pylons up and running to contain the inmaterium
The fact that Big T is so intelligent that if he was to get a iq test it would be in the quadrillions or even beyond that is mind boggling in itself
The Chaos God of Hope. You will strive for the hope of a better tomorrow, but he'll never let you have it. If you had it you'd have nothing to hope for.
He is basically a REVERSE Xanatos Gambit: all paths lead to inevitable incompletion of his plots, because completion equals death.
Really cool! Thanks for the video!
Tzeentch is the most complex chaos God
Just realized something . With cawl creating the primaris Marines ( even if it was on with the emperor) he technically glorified tzeech
Tzeentch on Tuesdays and Thursdays puts on an ork Mask and talks to Ghazgul Thraka
Oh Tzeentch! Oh lord of Gacha! Let each pack opened, Be a prayer onto thou.
Lol Cheench
From Cheench and Chog
I always feel bad for Magnus. He really did try to do his best and warn everyone of the impending tragedy of the Horusy, but dear old dad didn’t tell him he was in the webway and so his psychic message cause that massive warp hole because of poor fatherly communication. Things would have been so different if Dear old Dad had just talked to his kids.
Send the entire Legion of the Damned into Tzeentch's realm and see how much of it gets destroyed.
I know it would never happen but technically there should be a "God of love and hope" in the warp since the warp isn't actually evil. It's just a distorted reflection of emotion.
We already have Slaanesh :)
@@ImperialIterator lol. I said love not lust and depravity. Although I suppose they could be the same thing for some people
Yeah but he gets picked on and doesn’t come outside…
Well opposite of lust and depravity is love and hope? Could argue that Big E is the chaos God of that lol
Tzeentch is saying: Just as always planned hehehe. Great video on the Chaos God knowledge and ambition that you do know that he is also the god of hope. I would want to have a video on the Chaos God of Pleasure and Pride who is called the Prince of Pleasure named Slaanesh and her Demons lore. Please make it!
Focuses on the micro while operating in the macro. Joy!
The 1000 sun space Marines are fucking awesome one of my favorites
Tzeentch is cool because no matter what happens he can say I told you so
My favourite God of Chaos, my favourite God altogether
Tzeentch should be the creator of the Tyranids.
considering that the tyranids avoid chaos , i dont think so , the nids are from outside the milky way, they are foreigner to the galaxy,and everyone in the galaxy agrees that bugs shouldnt get that big
@@fouzaialaa7962 NOT eating their maker is evidence? Lol. Not from outside the galaxy since it would be a billion year flight.. but they arrive on 4 sides at the same time?
@@gravewalkers oh god ,you have no idea do you !!! 60 million years ago the silent king put the necrons to sleep and went outside the milky way to explore i guess , he found the void between galaxies infested with nids , he came back running to wake up his army's to fight the nids , the skilly bois that killed literal gods (c'tan) ,their king came back running to wake up his army .... thats how frightening the nids are ,and yes the nids are capable of faster then light travel ,and yes they come from beyond our galaxie ,and yes they are all connected to the same hive mind (it makes sense to attack all at once),some say these are just the scout forces ,and some say they devoured other galaxy's and just waiting for a signal wish the pheros device provided ,and some say they are running away from something even more frightening .... the nids are the worst thing that happend to the milky way
@@gravewalkers the nids avoid chaos becoz they dont provide bio mass ,since demons turn into ash and just disappear while a single plague marine is so infested that the nids cant consume it , the nids made hive fleet kronos to deal with chaos ,but the hive fleets will actively avoid the necrons and chaos as much as they can
Tzeentch and the Tyranid hive mind will get along perfectly well.
I changed my mind.
My my mind changed me. We are not the same.
Tzeentch make me loose my head. I like
The Tau are probably the most popular faction for Tzeentch 🧐the Greater Good makes for easy manipulation, especially when the Greater Good incentivizes sharing knowledge and technology
A shekel to The Merchants Guild
God, no pun intended. So good.
Nyarlethotep meets the Joker
>Perhaps the best way to characterize Tzeentch, is not to characterize him at all
Blue
The war of the false Angel was good. Gloria in excelsis Dio, gloria in excelsis Terra.
Yes I worship him lol
Just as planned.
Decard Cain, walked there also?....hmm no wonder 🙂
None of the chaos gods were born from any connection to terra as it takes a lot more than a single tiny pointless world to create a chaos god in 40k. The war in heaven created the conditions that lead to all the chaos gods apart from the galaxy wide eldar empire that created slaanesh. The middle ages or any of that on terra didn't have anything to do with tzeench. Good vid
Awesome
He has ignored me my whole life,
I'm to stupid to understand why.
Next do a video on one of the forgotten Warp Gods, Jesus. With Christianity confirmed as being a thing in the universe, Jesus, at some point, likely existed in the warp as a minor God.
All part of my Plan😏🤨🤔🤫😲😩🥴 😔
The problem with tzeentch is that the whole faction is not relatable to anyone. Everyone feels wrath and bloodlust, its natural to understand Khorne... the desire to do do very very well, perfection, that saucy dish... everyone knows that to understand Slaanesh... That one kid who won;t take a shower and stinks or the time you drop a deuce and leave it there for someone else to discover... everyone can understand Nurgle... But the whole thing about being able to pull impossibility from the aether and have it more impactful than magic, the sociopathic desire to manipulate others and plot schemes... ain't no one can understand that except the people that will never play 40k.
Tzeentch appeals to me because of the "seeking knowledge" thing. If I lived in the 40k universe I'd want to know what the fuck was really going on, and Tzeentch could be a path to that. I hate the Thousand Suns' egyptian helmets though so I can't collect them 😢
Everyone know they wanted something changed
Sweet summer child. Don't ever change!
@@InfiniteMonkeysSA Thoth and the stories about the Emerald Tablets and hermetic revelations is the background from which the thousand sons is based.... I don;t know why the sculptures went full Egyptian tho... Recommend you check out the Thoth and Hermetic Tablets stories on line somewhere then you too may find yourself wearing one of those helmets just because.
@@MrTkentgens Yea but chage is just a side effect, the machinations of Tzeentch might be understood by some fans but I find that hottie in yoga pants with a lobster arm way more intriguing than mr. maybe yes maybe no TTS guy.
No way this choas God could be stopped. Change is natural and will forever be.
And so is decay and creation, so he got to get past grandpa nergul
the emperor could defeat any chaos god in a 1 on 1 fight , hell ,he might even be able to kill slanesh and nurgle together , the problem starts when 2 or more decide to gang up on big E ,remember, he burned the garden of nurgle to dust without him even being there (by possessing girly man).
so yes ,tzeentch can be absolutely stopped ..... none of the gods will die outright ,but they can be kept at bay with them causing minimal to no damage to humanity .....
Assuming Tzeench only affects or has interests in sentient life, the Inquisition and/or Grey Knights could release a bunch of creatures from Catachan at the entrance 😂 (robots would be the obvious choice, but those are illegal in the Imperium)
The middle ages tzeetch lore is retconed out. It was bullshit and made no sense anyway.
*Tzeentch planned for you to read this.* 🙏
Yes but the contradictions of tzeentch sounds just like what the emperor spoke to Guilliman
I have no clue where to start im new and just randomly selecting and listening to lore anyone able to help a varlet out😂
In my head cannon, Khorne calls him a nerd every time he sees him!
i wasn't going to watch this video !! but i changed my mind !!
😊
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
MY GOD ...
ITS ME 😮
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I am Alpharius.
Less than 2 minutes in & "liked"
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Dont Tzeentch followers all have rainbow hair and take hormones?
Some of them like slannesh instead, not me personally, i like tzeentch, but others
Man you got the cadence and inflection very wrong with this one.