YouTube’s Worst Alpha Males

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  • @jaack
    @jaack  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Back to the old-school style JaackMaate videos... taking the piss out of flannels. As soon as this video hits 30,000 likes, I'll drop another... I'm feeling so mentally positive again & ready to smash the content!

    • @dbee8477
      @dbee8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      JaackMaate keep it up man! You’re the most genuine man on TH-cam right now !

    • @TommyBlackTB
      @TommyBlackTB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Keep it up you pure legend!

    • @ConnorPennington4
      @ConnorPennington4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please check your enquiry email as I put in the wrong address, nobody got back to my email.

    • @justaguynamednoah2234
      @justaguynamednoah2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JaackMaate HAPPY HOUR PODCASSTTTT

    • @jesshollingsworth5191
      @jesshollingsworth5191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      love ittt

  • @shannon9164
    @shannon9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4107

    American culture is so weird. Imagine trying to act like this at school in the UK, you’d get bullied to filth. 😂😂

    • @BlogManiac64
      @BlogManiac64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      rightfully so

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Same in Ireland bud..they'd be the type of guys that go to private rugby schools..all stripping each other naked as 'pranks' 😂..it truly is a different culture.

    • @itsbarclay9613
      @itsbarclay9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It’s actually awful.. it’s all a persona and a front that they think they have to put out. Really frustrating part of American culture. I tend to think people in the UK see right through it because it’s not “real”. You’re totally right, we don’t have the patience for it so people tend to get torn apart if they try to act up like that over here 😂

    • @twinkiebandit0933
      @twinkiebandit0933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We call these frat guys "Chads" and the female equivalent are called "Staceys." Quite a spectacle I tell you lol.

    • @django4013
      @django4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@damotheman4196 the Welsh do that and they don't even have to be private school lads. Weird

  • @Terz69
    @Terz69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Americans aged 18: "dude, my 21 year old friend got us 6 beers, this is gonna be so awesome bro"
    Brits aged 14: *laughs in liver failure*

    • @jenniewright3045
      @jenniewright3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @C Box it's called a joke mate, lighten up

    • @russelllewis4063
      @russelllewis4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jenniewright3045 but arnt jokes supposed to be funny? We are surrounded by fucking morons.....

    • @Domeschannel57
      @Domeschannel57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@russelllewis4063 triggered

    • @russelllewis4063
      @russelllewis4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Domeschannel57 if leaving a comment on social media means I'm triggered then I guess your triggered as well lol

    • @kodac4256
      @kodac4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@russelllewis4063 I think it's more what you said in the comment.

  • @EdLever
    @EdLever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    This behaviour just is bullied out of you in UK schools...
    (class editing btw mate)

    • @RandiRooBoo
      @RandiRooBoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ed Lever and over here these guys are the ones who bully the kids who don’t drink the kool aid

    • @robzilla5073
      @robzilla5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed Lever Yh fr

    • @Xaviishere
      @Xaviishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here in Ireland. Thankfully

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm actually glad it is hahahah

    • @dasit1965
      @dasit1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Lever please don’t think this is genuinely how frats act

  • @skylarjohnson7779
    @skylarjohnson7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    so a "room" has a kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, living room. That's a flat, love.

    • @jamesbell9828
      @jamesbell9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Eric Dulany ermmm dunno where you come from but a flat is an apartment, coz it’s all on one floor so it’s flat

    • @milliesabine2107
      @milliesabine2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eric Dulany ahhhh you’re american 😑

    • @FrenchFry-hi4rn
      @FrenchFry-hi4rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Eric Dulany In the UK we call (not always) apartments, flats. You have much to learn, but don't be ignorant or arrogant about it.

    • @adamking4297
      @adamking4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright boys we've caught a biggen here

    • @jamesbell9828
      @jamesbell9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eric Dulany yeh well I’m from Britain , and were the people who invented the English language and brought it over to your country , and we call an apartment , a flat, even if you think it’s a descriptive word, that still doesn’t change the fact that all across the UK an apartment is officially called a flat, like block of flats. And also, neither mum or mom is correct that’s just slang, the actual word is mother , just remember that English actually came from England dont fucking tell us how to say things

  • @amymiller7336
    @amymiller7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    They all look like they could be called Kyle, even the girl who paints tables

    • @SgLC799
      @SgLC799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amy Miller no they are chads

    • @wii60own
      @wii60own 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel attacked. How do we change our first names?

    • @alomysf3211
      @alomysf3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kyle Neal nice one *Kyle*

    • @adriandaniels1
      @adriandaniels1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her name is Kelly

    • @coolbeans2345
      @coolbeans2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kyle Neal 😂😂aww

  • @scottflavell726
    @scottflavell726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    Pissed myself at this whole video😂, “why are all the girls here short...”
    “rapey vibes”😂😂😂

    • @antagonizistxunt817
      @antagonizistxunt817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The fact they have a vending machine with only Dr. Pepper says everything I need to know. RUNNNN!!!

    • @xXSulliesXx
      @xXSulliesXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s from Bo Burnham’s stand up Make Happy, it’s so fucken good😂 it’s on Netflix would recommend

    • @viorelcalota8799
      @viorelcalota8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont think u can rape the dumb or willing

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@viorelcalota8799 I'm sure gay men that could overpower you agree :) especially the dumb part, in your case.

  • @Molly-kv5si
    @Molly-kv5si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    “Raid shadow le...” *Heart rate increases rapidly* “it’s not” *dies happy*

    • @SeanMidlandstransporthub
      @SeanMidlandstransporthub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thugsnstuff4046 why self promote a video but disable likes and comments so we can't give feedback? 😂 Melt

    • @km7794
      @km7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

  • @Night-JRE
    @Night-JRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Frat Houses still exist in 2020?, thats literally the most early 2000's thing ever

    • @TXNIZ
      @TXNIZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *in my frat voice* Someone has to smash all the pussy since the nerds wont lol

    • @Night-JRE
      @Night-JRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TXNIZ (Insert fuckboy Lip biting Here)

    • @spanglelime
      @spanglelime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They’ve been around since the 1800s. More like a 19th century thing that has continually evolved with the times and isn’t going away? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @JimboTheCrackSmoka
      @JimboTheCrackSmoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spanglelime I spot a Frat Fuckface

    • @spanglelime
      @spanglelime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Double O what does that even mean? I apologize for knowing the history of fraternities and sororities. I’ll endeavor to remain as uneducated as you in the future.

  • @wandarose9252
    @wandarose9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    American college students wouldn't be able to handle a week being in year 8.

    • @howsmartareya3908
      @howsmartareya3908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts

    • @grantheyns2737
      @grantheyns2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Jonathan Goodridge no Americans would get bullied at almost every high school around the world. You guys are so cringe and only other American like you.
      Brits aussies kiwis would rip you to shreds at school. 😂

    • @Zealand808-v2o
      @Zealand808-v2o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grantheyns2737 um lol ok then...

    • @grantheyns2737
      @grantheyns2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OliveBranch I’ve meet many while travelling the world and everyone just laughs at them behind their back while they act like they’re in an American pie movie 😂

    • @Zealand808-v2o
      @Zealand808-v2o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grantheyns2737 There's 328 million people in the U.S. and a fair amount of them are from other countries and continents. How does it make sense that only Americans would like them? All 300M of them?

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Nobody:
    Jack: *A great selection of tea towels*

    • @km7794
      @km7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

  • @MaxFosh
    @MaxFosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The fact you added a Bo Burnham reference was the final push I needed to cop a Beans and Burgers tee

    • @hadi.mtz11
      @hadi.mtz11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how does this only have 27 likea

  • @jojocaitlin8508
    @jojocaitlin8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Is it just me or is their dream girl the most basic looking person ever

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      She is major skinny

    • @jodalinasparty9718
      @jodalinasparty9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I think she is just making a clear point personally, like I expected some crazy fake girl with big boobs and botox lips hahaha

    • @kirstyphillips9817
      @kirstyphillips9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Why Me you are a fanny lip 😁😂

    • @jojocaitlin8508
      @jojocaitlin8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Why Me lol not jealous my dude just a tad bit goth and that's not my type of person and using they term fanny lips won't get anyone to let you suck anything.

    • @jojocaitlin8508
      @jojocaitlin8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mjkingofmusic very true I was just pointing it out, I enjoy seeing unique people and most girls look like that especially where I come from lol

  • @person7795
    @person7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Jaackmaate: avoids saying coronavirus so he won't get demonetised
    Also jaackmaate: tells people how to get pornhub premium

  • @Hraesvelgr44
    @Hraesvelgr44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    There’s a reason that there are no chads or frat boys in England is because u just get bullied lol

    • @neilgeckle6061
      @neilgeckle6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depression Guy You do realize that its just the opposite here right? Anyone with a gday lad accent is going to get bullied here

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@neilgeckle6061 wat

    • @groovy2033
      @groovy2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Neil Geckle australian???

    • @neilgeckle6061
      @neilgeckle6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slavery was just renamed employment Hm, smashed in by “futbol” players lmao. Lets see kids growing up running around kicking a ball or kids growing up killing each other in football

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@neilgeckle6061 i swear u man just come out with the weirdest shit what are u trying to say it's just waffle 🤣

  • @Pierre-yj4lh
    @Pierre-yj4lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I laughed so hard when i saw " The president"

  • @versatilevariety
    @versatilevariety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    jaackmaate is the hero we don’t deserve. 🤜🏻

    • @km7794
      @km7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

  • @HoudaB7
    @HoudaB7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Guys, I am so happy to announce that I'm going to be a Dream Girl at the New Bread and Hopskotch of the Plywood Shelter University of Florida State! Oh, just thinking about all the tables I will get to paint GETS ME SO EXCITED!!!!!

    • @mariemgabriel4694
      @mariemgabriel4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kieran Marsh your channel has no vids!

    • @joshrobson2119
      @joshrobson2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kieran Marsh don’t self promote if you don’t have vids you mong

    • @nemod.7610
      @nemod.7610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FSU is kinda trash tho...

  • @crystalion3378
    @crystalion3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    The fact that they call each other brothers constantly is perhaps the cringiest thing I've heard this year... 🤮🤮🤮

    • @lovesouthfrance
      @lovesouthfrance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh no! Not that! Not brotherly love!

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lovesouthfrance but, they're not really brothers.

    • @evanoshea1311
      @evanoshea1311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lovesouthfrance bet ur fun at parties

  • @clairethatsit2507
    @clairethatsit2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ok my motherly instincts went into overdrive and I'm worried for that "dream girl" 😫

  • @oliverflowers641
    @oliverflowers641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    jack reused the “only god can judge me” joke but it’s bloody lavly

  • @scottflavell726
    @scottflavell726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Don’t mind you’re not uploading as much as usual Jack cause you’re absolutely smashin the podcast! Keep it up lad! X

    • @km7794
      @km7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

  • @adip54321
    @adip54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    fun fact. this frat has a big issue with spiking people drink. its even called pike spike

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    These kind of men fascinate me. Like a rare species of butterfly.

    • @wendyallen9089
      @wendyallen9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @eyebrowsnatcher
      @eyebrowsnatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know the type that gets eaten very fast by the birds

  • @desiree1867
    @desiree1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “Why are the girls here so short”
    The real question is..Why are you such a creep”

  • @Tombofifa
    @Tombofifa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Hope you're ok jack with all of this coronavirus crisis. Stay safe man

  • @GarethWareth
    @GarethWareth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Speaking of twats in houses, I see Jaack's left his shed finally

    • @zainabhussain5036
      @zainabhussain5036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kieran Marsh you have no videos

    • @KatelynnE1995
      @KatelynnE1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kieran Marsh don’t post asking people to look at your video on every post when you have non posted

  • @SpaceWhale5451
    @SpaceWhale5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    American lad here, and this made me glad that I didn't bother applying to FSU or any of the other "Greek Life" schools... instead all the colleges and universities that I've been accepted into are all in COVID-19 quarantine. Honestly, choosing between Fraternity Fuckboys or University of Washington COVID-19 edition, I'm taking UW any day. I just wanna do chemistry in peace...

    • @breelintinmypocket314
      @breelintinmypocket314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Honestly a lot of us roll our eyes at frat bros on campus. Everyone dreads getting one in a group project.

    • @georgie3411
      @georgie3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@breelintinmypocket314 Do they dress like geriatrics going off to play golf at the country club on a daily basis? Like how does anyone find those chinos and boat shoes attractive...

    • @breelintinmypocket314
      @breelintinmypocket314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      georgie lol definitely not all of them, but the ones that do, look infinitely stupid

    • @georgie3411
      @georgie3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@breelintinmypocket314 thank god we don't have that in Australia, legit if you dressed like that, and I say this in the nicest way possible, you would get bullied.

    • @breelintinmypocket314
      @breelintinmypocket314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      georgie and if they’d fit the stereotype, they’d deserve it lol

  • @cameronbruce9650
    @cameronbruce9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The UK equivalent is any guy that's in a Rugby team at uni except it's even more homoerotic

    • @mrDUDANATOR
      @mrDUDANATOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very true. Played a lot of rugby for almost a decade, 30-60% of most teams tend to be dickheads like these and almost all of them would of gone to private schools.
      Watching them get speared into oblivion used to make my day.

    • @masony9226
      @masony9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean i played rugby since i was 8 and oh my god the changing room could be mistaken for a sex den. Like my god.

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Played winger for fucking 13 years got to College and Uni level and it just gets Gayist from there

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrDUDANATOR when you said speared I thought of something entirely different.

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Tbh I’d much rather have 2 tea towels

    • @R5ForeverXx
      @R5ForeverXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg i love love your channel🥺🥺

    • @ania4750
      @ania4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROLY UR HERE

    • @ania4750
      @ania4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi icon xx

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I’m sure that’s the aspiration for girls going to university in America; not to get a degree or a career for the future; but be a “dream girl” for a bunch of frat bros 🙄

    • @samarnold5531
      @samarnold5531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be careful kerri, your misogyny is showing 😳😳

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Jaack even makes his sponsorships funny😂😂

  • @kianillsley4977
    @kianillsley4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love how Jack couldn't steal Bo Burnham's joke, so just inserts it. Credit where credit's due, credible guy, is Jack. Great video, and really enjoyable, really surprised with the lack of views on it. I'm sure everyone's too busy suddenly being outside now that we're on lockdown *sigh*

  • @laurabowden5
    @laurabowden5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “I love Americans, they’re so cute!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @IWU447
      @IWU447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Mexican American I can agree with all this cringe going on.

  • @JA_109
    @JA_109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    These are the wettest people I’ve ever watched a video about

  • @ExpressedSnake
    @ExpressedSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Hoping the shirts come soon aswell, can’t wait

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They will all be posted within 5 days! So please give up to a week for arrival mate!

    • @ExpressedSnake
      @ExpressedSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JaackMaate Thank you, sounds class

  • @charlotteharrison7779
    @charlotteharrison7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Happy Hour Podcast is proper class mate, I love listening whilst chowing down some honeycomb on the Brie.

    • @KatelynnE1995
      @KatelynnE1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran Marsh shows you have no videos?!

  • @breadlatte1724
    @breadlatte1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Genius advertising lad

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love brand deals. People love wanking.

    • @breadlatte1724
      @breadlatte1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaack Makes sense fella, secure that bag

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kieran Marsh it's not on your channel?

  • @erinhayes4105
    @erinhayes4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    No one:...
    Bo Burnham: *RaPeY vIbEs Im GiViNg OuT*

    • @sticksstones7816
      @sticksstones7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the hell did I think the same thing 😆😆💀

  • @alexandrialong2744
    @alexandrialong2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jack- “Hey Siri”
    My phone on the other side of the room - “uh huh”
    Jack- “define sweeping”
    My phone- looks it up and tells me the definition and some other suggestions 😂😂

  • @benstyman7792
    @benstyman7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You can tell he made this video after the room 201 podcast because he basically had no intro in this video.
    Edit: Instagram gang

  • @joshpalmer5329
    @joshpalmer5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    No one:
    Jack: “Alfie’s a fruit nonce”

    • @kaistoner2931
      @kaistoner2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is a fruit once ffs

    • @spanglelime
      @spanglelime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran Marsh there’s nothing on your channel.

  • @BekahW14
    @BekahW14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Loving the videos lately, especially the happy hour podcast.

  • @amelialouisexox
    @amelialouisexox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are the JaackMaate videos I live for. Just want I needed during this isolation period!

  • @nargacuga05
    @nargacuga05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Pipe” dream girl, really, that’s the terminology we’re gonna go with, huh?

    • @getlowpapoose
      @getlowpapoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nargacuga05 pike not pipe lol but I heard pipe first too

    • @silkyfirst3097
      @silkyfirst3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@getlowpapoose still pikes a type of fish giving you some suggestive
      Ideas

  • @jaxsjpg3225
    @jaxsjpg3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Happy hour is getting me through my self-isolation 😭 and now I get extra content, BLESS

  • @Meppity
    @Meppity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The editing at 9:33 killed me 😂

  • @iamtics
    @iamtics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    And I thought college movies were cringe, but this takes it to a whole new level

  • @davidwhitfield7864
    @davidwhitfield7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Full of brothers, but also we've got a great selection of tea towels."
    Amazing.

  • @madison7422
    @madison7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    these houses are ugly as hell too, what are they even showing off?

  • @erin2954
    @erin2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this video is class, actually laughed out loud, can't wait for everything you do!

  • @Jorge-wg9tq
    @Jorge-wg9tq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Theres gotta be a frat just called “Alpha” where the true Chads reside

  • @jl4260
    @jl4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel like they're all pretending to be someone cooler than them and it's coming off heaps try hard.

  • @elliejones66
    @elliejones66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It makes me so happy to see you back in that positive mental headspace, what an absolute genuine lad, I will always support you ❤️

  • @ryanfussgaming2740
    @ryanfussgaming2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nearly cried with laughter at the lad holding the door open and then the extra push to keep it from shutting as he went back inside. It’s the small weird things that You draw attention to I like the most about the videos jack 👍🏻

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:05-"...sigma new atama zoo"
    Me: *and a bippity boppity boo*

  • @lvjyrcha
    @lvjyrcha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    If you like Jack, go over to his podcast, The Happy Hour Podcast ♥️♥️♥️

    • @km7794
      @km7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just posted a video on JaackMaate and his rise to fame. Please could you check it out, sorry I have to do this. Thanks for your time ;)

  • @marieherzog5459
    @marieherzog5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Funny how quick "the president" closed his door behind him. I wonder what he was doing there 😅

  • @96BoyLover
    @96BoyLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cody Ko and Noel Miller showed this during their live tours this month but this frat looks too ridiculous to not keep judging them. Thank you for the service!

    • @patrick-_-_-U323
      @patrick-_-_-U323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WillNe also did it. Exactly the same

  • @victoria31benson
    @victoria31benson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the cameo from Leon Lush!! Great video, Jack! Looking forward to your upcoming videos!

  • @joemcguinness2607
    @joemcguinness2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the best videos I’ve seen this year

  • @daveeaton5995
    @daveeaton5995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Why haven't you critically evaluated Jake Pauls amazing educational tool yet, yours sincerely, your whole audience x

    • @angel-us7hv
      @angel-us7hv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave Eaton yesss i need to see jake get rinsed by him

    • @jacobarmstrong5308
      @jacobarmstrong5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kinda old at this point mate

  • @alexizdabestPSN
    @alexizdabestPSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    They’re living it up until they graduate and get their jobs at enterprise rent-a-car

    • @neilgeckle6061
      @neilgeckle6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      alexizdabestPSN You’d think but actually frats have ridiculously corrupt connections throughout financial institutions in america. Your dad was in a frat in the 70s? You got yourself an automatic job in his fortune 500 business. Unfortunately..

  • @tylerblev5674
    @tylerblev5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jack: “Sponsored by raid shadow le-”
    Me: the most ambitious RPG crossover

  • @cai_4602
    @cai_4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:14 can we appreciate that subtle humour

  • @JoshM196
    @JoshM196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Good. You weren't lying when you said you were dropping 2 videos this week

  • @polz8
    @polz8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm an Alpha Male™, yo! ... Now, if you'd excuse me, I need a quiet place to call my daddy. His credit card was rejected."

  • @karenbaker1979
    @karenbaker1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So grateful for this video Jaack. We all really need a laugh right now with current events, and this made me crack up 🤣🤣 Huge fan of your reaction videos (Rank Bank is amazing!), so would love to see more of these. Excited to see all your new content, and hopefully we can all continue to laugh during self isolation.

  • @jamesalandixon
    @jamesalandixon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Are these frat things just like all boy boarding schools that Americans try to make sound cool?

    • @neilgeckle6061
      @neilgeckle6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jimmy Dixon Hm no they are essentially clubs within large universities

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah they’re just clubs basically.

  • @genemechanic6773
    @genemechanic6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Nobody:
    Jaack: I've got a lot of time on my hands (quickly pulls out a Corona bottle)

  • @Smellyoldsoap
    @Smellyoldsoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m so glad that I’m Mexican America and never really had to experience Caucasian American culture.(ps. My family use a kettle, mainly for cinnamon tea)

    • @canunlu1879
      @canunlu1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Mexicans actually have culture, an interesting culture at that, Caucasians in America lost their sense of identity

    • @lovesouthfrance
      @lovesouthfrance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sooo glad I was not a Mexican girl in my high school!

    • @jamiemohan2049
      @jamiemohan2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, a lot of 'mexican' culture is .....European culture too. But very different then white America.

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Salvadoran American I agree with you.

  • @UKStudiosNE
    @UKStudiosNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Why does Matt loo like he’s 29 from Surrey and he’s single

    • @scottlove8356
      @scottlove8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stella in his hand

    • @UKStudiosNE
      @UKStudiosNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottlove8356 deffo mate

  • @harrisonfech9713
    @harrisonfech9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live by the nebraska one. I bet Jack would be so ecstatic to know he has a fan in nebraska. What an accomplishment...

  • @FowShowFB
    @FowShowFB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Liked the video as soon as he pulled out the Corona beer, absolutely hilarious! Always enjoy the content.

  • @romcruse4011
    @romcruse4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the video Cody Ko and Noel Miller reacted to at their live show hahaha

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    She’s basically the house bike, everyone has a go.

    • @gregshearer423
      @gregshearer423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DrumtotheBass Woop there no basically about it 😂😂😂

  • @freddiemacgregor2956
    @freddiemacgregor2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hi Jack, watched the stream and a massive watcher of the happy hour podcast ;). but in all seriousness I atually do listen to it religiously, it is legit the best. would love a t shirt. cheers mate

  • @auzziemax
    @auzziemax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These guys feel like they’ve got something to prove.

  • @georgie8958
    @georgie8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you jack for this video. Was nice to have a laugh/ distraction from these dark times

  • @Emilyamberx
    @Emilyamberx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The happy hour podcast is keeping me going during this outbreak. Making self isolation that little bit easier 😊

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The music makes it sound like they’re *”trapping out the bando”* in reality they’re
    *”doing homework in the common room”* 😂

  • @GamingTroller10
    @GamingTroller10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Set my alarm, hope im first 100, love the Happy Hour Podcast, really helping me during this time!

  • @frickfracksnicksnack7318
    @frickfracksnicksnack7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad this chapter of Sigma Nu was able to represent themselves well in this video. At my school less than two months ago, brothers were yelling homophobic slurs at friends of mine at a basketball game and threatened to beat them up, threatened to make them eat their shit etc., WHILE WEARING THEIR LETTERS. It was disgusting and I had to help them find security.

  • @fin8774
    @fin8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bo burnham addition😂 class video jack. Didn’t come in my subscription box so it took me a while.

  • @twinkiebandit0933
    @twinkiebandit0933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Omg I have never seen so many Chads in one sitting in my life.

  • @disgruntledtoad2585
    @disgruntledtoad2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that bo burnham clip was spot on

  • @thomasabraham4532
    @thomasabraham4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Why does President Matt look like Justin Timberlake

  • @maxmerkel737
    @maxmerkel737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate being Canadian because we get disrespected by association due to these absolute weapons

  • @cassrue
    @cassrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the quarantine content we all need

  • @heidianita5905
    @heidianita5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So it’s all just basically sugar coating the fact that’s it’s just one massive yeehaw gang bang 😂

  • @oe4927
    @oe4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I swear whenever i see someone in a nice expensive car i say out loud "RENTED!" Or they've begged their grandad to take it to the shops for an hour 😭

    • @zompired2998
      @zompired2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds a bit petty tbh. Just live your life lol

  • @Eva12218
    @Eva12218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This video didnt come up in my sub box at all!!! Anyone else?? I hope Jack realises the video only flopped because of TH-cam, not him

  • @aidygooner
    @aidygooner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I got a lot of time on my hands for some reason" plus sips the corona hahaha
    Love these videos Jack! This is the classic you which we know and love.

  • @Mr.BlueAltitute
    @Mr.BlueAltitute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is crazy i started watching you and leon at the same time. you actually did the matchup. that was a long time ago

  • @marvellousfaery
    @marvellousfaery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is the earliest i've been to jack's vid, it pays off to get an email he posted loool

    • @kaistoner2931
      @kaistoner2931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye but no funny comments apart from in the video

  • @k___1
    @k___1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I know im not the only one who pulled a funny face when i saw this WASNT in the shed

  • @lukedavis3737
    @lukedavis3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can safely say I’ve heard the only god can judge me joke on this channel over a thousand times

  • @S_Pepper
    @S_Pepper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta admit jack regardless the views the quality in this video really shows

  • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
    @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nothing but your razor sharp wit and you have me laughing the entire time!
    PS love Bo's little cameo there haha

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Chad Alpha males vs The virgin Beta males