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r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN!"

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    r/Entitledparents I've come across some truly crazy entitled parents on Reddit, but this lady takes the cake. OP is hanging out with his kid at a playground, when an entitled mother comes up to him and DEMANDS that OP hands his loaded gun over to her child. And when OP resists and says that he can't do that, the crazy lady yells at him! WTF!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    What would you do if an entitled parent tries to give a gun to her spoiled brat?

    • @sayyidvasquez9925
      @sayyidvasquez9925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      Shoot back

    • @Tsunami0950
      @Tsunami0950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      rSlash play DESPACITO

    • @Damfinsaowefinawe
      @Damfinsaowefinawe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Run away

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      I WOULD DO A MILITARY DISARM ON THE ENTILTED PARENT AND KNOCK HER ASS OUT

    • @isaiah7057
      @isaiah7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I'll just yank it

  • @regrdls3453
    @regrdls3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    Entitled Mom: *becomes nice*
    Basically everyone who knows the sub: Impossible

    • @Black-or7sj
      @Black-or7sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agree
      Highly agree
      Super agree
      Impossible agree

    • @vvshadowzvv1912
      @vvshadowzvv1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You were supposed to destroy the managers not join them

    • @Spuurtzithink
      @Spuurtzithink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      VvShadowZvV 19 DonT try it

    • @NarendraMnr
      @NarendraMnr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eXACTLY

    • @NT-sx2bd
      @NT-sx2bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT GIVE THEM FORGIVENESS.

  • @lynx5859
    @lynx5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    ngl, the last story was wholesome AF. Good on that person for being the friend that woman needed.

    • @ZekeTheNerdVX
      @ZekeTheNerdVX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Exactly

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeah. I would have never been able to do that. It’s probably a mom thing.

    • @zaiderbaiter
      @zaiderbaiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly.

    • @silis6800
      @silis6800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I've seen lots of EMs who break down from something bad and the storyteller and the EP end up as long time friends.

    • @zaiderbaiter
      @zaiderbaiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’ve read some stories like that, but this was the best by far.

  • @Limboi73
    @Limboi73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    That last one… that woman DESERVES respect as she managed to not only tame a Karen, but peel off the sassy entitled outer layer and reveal the scared alone woman underneath

    • @justadudewhostolebread5836
      @justadudewhostolebread5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know. Being a good parant and a considerate person isn't hard. But still people are aholes for no reason. Maybe if people learned from this women maybe just maybe people would be much happier and open minded

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to me hearingg so much mindboggling arguements with karens to me
      hearing that is fucking *MYTHICAL.*

    • @The_Insane_Beaner
      @The_Insane_Beaner ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah m8. She just activated her secret mother talking powers.

    • @TyHarrodTX
      @TyHarrodTX ปีที่แล้ว

      That last one brought tears to my eyes.

    • @TyHarrodTX
      @TyHarrodTX ปีที่แล้ว

      And then M/ Slash have to ruin the moment…now I can’t stop laughing

  • @bxnvrr763
    @bxnvrr763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love that last story. Yeah, it's fun to hear how these entitled parents get what's coming to them/get told off, but the way OP handled that situation was perfect. Seeing there's a problem, being understanding, and helping to get to the root of it. Super wholesome

  • @majack888
    @majack888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    The last story made me sad and also made me ralize that entitled parents aren’t always bad atleast not intentionally.

    • @Ducking-dt4iq
      @Ducking-dt4iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah

    • @MistralDreamer
      @MistralDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah

    • @MistralDreamer
      @MistralDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are like feminists these days. Always right and the others are always wrong.

    • @MistralDreamer
      @MistralDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's worese than an entitled parent or Karen?
      An entitled parent or Karen who is feminist and anti vax.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I remember another story here about a grandma or something who acted indignant and entitled but the OP saw her in the parking lot in her car sulking and asked about it and she was just distressed because she promised her grandson his favorite candy and couldn't get the one she knew existed because they only had it as a seasonal item, or something.
      There's two kinds of entitled people, really. There's the despicable, wretched, and irredeemable heaps of biomatter who do things like abuse their children or try to steal from people or try to ruin people's lives to get what they want. (the *really* infuriating stories) *You know the ones.*
      And then there's the people who had an environment growing up that didn't teach them how to bloody function as people, but if you can *somehow* get past their insanely tall pride walls are still *people*, just basically overgrown children who throw tantrums when they don't get what they want because they never outgrew that phase, and who are *convinced* that's what an adult is, probably because they either had no role models or their role models were equally as bad.
      Granted, it excuses nothing, and if they're going to pretend they're adults they need to be held accountable for their own actions *like* adults, but it is rather pitiful seeing someone wedged into such a pathetic mindset with little hope of seeing the light of day. That's why I always feel really bad for the children in these stories, like that little girl in the phone story, because a lot of them will probably turn out the same way and there's really not much anyone can do to help them.
      I really wish we lived in a world where people would be more freaking responsible for the futures of the people around them, but "community" is dead and apparently it's a "crime" to even remotely try to get involved with somebody else's life, let alone their children, *even to save their goddamn life,* as multiple stories have proven. It's to a point it's so irrational I do not understand the conditions that have allowed these insane mindsets to come into existence, maybe somebody can enlighten me on that one.

  • @dicklemeelmo8401
    @dicklemeelmo8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Me: *sees that someone has tamed an entitled parent*
    Also me: is it possible to learn this power

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me: no way... he summoned the power of a Karen...

    • @labodegadelauty7929
      @labodegadelauty7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaguesis the wise

    • @cringename4391
      @cringename4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She had the power to tame a Karen but not her husband

    • @Ninjakitty-qu1hu
      @Ninjakitty-qu1hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And I thought that my shiny Mewtwo was impressive! XD

    • @ianlaserna5123
      @ianlaserna5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you can learn that *Your Unstoppable*

  • @supergirl127tninja-gal9
    @supergirl127tninja-gal9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That dads reaction to the lifeguard SAVING his daughter is utter bs, I drowned in 2nd grade on a field trip and yes a grown man had to save me because not even lifeguards saw me as I was pretty small. Resuscitated me and brought me to my teachers who then told me not to tell my mother (I did tell her) and if it weren't for that man saving me I'd be dead today.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My elementary teachers...oh the stories I have. I was actually sexually hurrassed on a bus coming back from our church. The kid was from our neighboring school and this absolute twit commented on my beasts...I was wearing a dress...sandals and a shall over the dress to cover up. This genius of a teacher I had and her little minions as I called them quarnered me in the schools storage/staff room and tried saying it was MY FAULT and blamed ME for it. My mom absolutely FLIPPED and brought my dad with her. We ended up getting the cops involved..yay trauma!

    • @indigetes
      @indigetes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I live in a tourism oriented town. Our population is 6 times higher during high season so we see a lot of crazy entitled people. Once(that I know of) a woman had to be restrained so the safeward could try to do cpr on her teenage daughter, because he was "RAPING.HER.DAUGHTER.!. " I never heard if she made it.
      On a side note, I just remember one time a tourist swam into the blades of a speedboat that was waiting for the clear to approach the beach inside a restricted area 100meters into the sea. She had to jump over a safety net. Lost a leg.

    • @Shuichisaihara5499
      @Shuichisaihara5499 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well I’m sure your teachers got fired

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    16:10 This made me choke back tears too. OP is so sweet, and we genuinely need more people like that in the world. And I feel so bad for that mother and her son, I know what its like to deal with someone that drinks. If that person that drinks is violent when they're drunk, it's... Its horrifying. So to see someone else who's just... Scared, and lonely, and to see someone who's helping that person as much as they can and being so sweet.. It makes me so happy.

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    That last story made me smile, I wish more stories ended like that. Instead, my hope in humidity dies a little after every episode

    • @weezer3205
      @weezer3205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      we meet again you are the reason I lost my other acc WE MEET AGAIN

    • @crimsonshinobi5281
      @crimsonshinobi5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I don't like humidity too much either

    • @zoeysnow8451
      @zoeysnow8451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      you should get a dehumidifier

    • @portapotty5797
      @portapotty5797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weezer3205 hows he the reason?

    • @FloraEclipse
      @FloraEclipse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Hein bc the pfp is the demonetisation sign, (I mean unless there’s a deeper ,darker reason)

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    That last story made me feel bad for that mom. Sure, she did act a bit entitled at first, but at least she had a reason that justifies the behavior (to me at least). I hope that lady and her son are okay. I had a grandparent who drank a lot (he stopped when my mom died. I was 7 when he stopped. I am 14 now.), and that alone almost tore my family apart. Because of that, I actually swore to not drink alcohol. Alcohol is bad is what I have been taught by my family's example.

    • @wolfgamer8770
      @wolfgamer8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't even like alcohol that much. And if I do have some, it usually something very dilluted like a twisted tea or something where I can't taste much of it.

    • @buddy9075
      @buddy9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can relate for the swore to not drink alcohol part.
      Nothing really bad happened I just know how bad stuff like that is bad for your mental health and body so yeah..

    • @lancercool134
      @lancercool134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buddy9075 yea alcohol can make your momentem time slow and when that happens While your driving and you see someone els in front of you dont react Quick enough and crash so thats how crashes happen by alcohol

    • @Chase_-yt5xy
      @Chase_-yt5xy ปีที่แล้ว

      Alcohol isn't the problem. If you start drinking consistently and become an alcoholic it's your own fault. YOU chose to drink at some party. YOU chose to go to the store for a vodka or smt else ( I don't count beers ) It's your decision to drink. Swearing to never drink is just saying that you don't understand all of this that I just mentioned.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chase_-yt5xy or, it's being responsible, knowing that an *addiction* to a *literal drug* is possible and has ruined their family. You can absolutely responsibly drink if you know yourself to be capable of handling it and not drinking too often. You can also be responsible by *not* drinking *at ALL* because you know you *_cannot_* restrain yourself when you stop. Everybody has different limits, and everybody has different things they need to do.
      Regardless, alcohol is definitely a problem itself--it's a literal drug that is so normalized that people often turn "drinks often" into a personality trait rather than a point at an addiction.

  • @Nealriggers36735
    @Nealriggers36735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Imagine that phone call though: “hello police there’s a toddler with a glock in the park”.

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Timmy: *Holds Compact G29 Gen4 10mm Glock (automatic)* "Dow ywou want two pway?"

    • @SCP-469
      @SCP-469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@muchotexto4248 Holy. Shit.

    • @hmhr2822
      @hmhr2822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@muchotexto4248 *Holds Desert Eagle* Sure

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jimmy:pulls out a HK21 with a kobra sight, ARS Suppressor, Chainsaw Grip, Green laser, and Armour Piercing Ammunition

    • @mayhaps801
      @mayhaps801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YourLocalYter This ain’t Phantom Forces

  • @arjunsunil8665
    @arjunsunil8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:50 that's the most satisfying end of an entitled parents story ever. I wish everything would be like that

  • @ToughAqua777
    @ToughAqua777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Real talk, I hope the EM in the last post turns out okay. Entitled or not, she and her son are probably suffering.

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She didn’t seem to actually be entitled, she was just lonely and desperate for someone to talk to; she used that behavior as a way to try to get company from her son without thinking of the harm being around his father was doing. It sounded like the father is abusive, meaning she is likely a victim as well. She came off as entitled, but that wasn’t who she really was.

    • @ToughAqua777
      @ToughAqua777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Cassiopea525 That's true. Still, I hope their situation gets better.

    • @beulahjohnson2757
      @beulahjohnson2757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ToughAqua777 Me too, that's really sad

    • @Indipender
      @Indipender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a child raised in a family that had an abusive father I must say what I did to my mother. I was powerless at 12-16 but not above. Suck it up and divorce that asshole. You are ruining your child's life. I am one of the very very rare people that could grow up very fast and deal with this shit as a kid. I was lucky but was permanently damaged. I have very noticeable ticks and it will stay with me for the rest of my life because of what my father did to us. Don't to that to your kid. Be a mother and protect your child like you should. It's hard but I'd your not tough it will destroy both of you. I never let this happen to anyone around me because of this. I got into a lot of trouble for standing up to friends but all of them was worth it. Still it's not a good thing to have that much police record :/

    • @SonGoku-bn5di
      @SonGoku-bn5di 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @makiito4170
    @makiito4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Crazy Lady: "it shouldn't be ok for men to give CPR to an unconscious woman!"
    unconscious woman who is suffering from lack of oxygen: "Guess i'll die"

    • @TheMinman808
      @TheMinman808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dio Brando the dipshit women who said resuscitation is a fancy word for rape I think next time she’s drowning we shall remember this and be like no wait cpr is rape just let here sit there on the bottom of the pool like a fucken hump back whale

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Karen: “I don’t care if you’re dying woman, take one for the team”

    • @luigi2.5nugent56
      @luigi2.5nugent56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If i give cpr to a man im gay then😕?

    • @fraunull1572
      @fraunull1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@luigi2.5nugent56 yes

    • @brian2888
      @brian2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you said it dio

  • @OleJanssen
    @OleJanssen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That thing with the gun is one of the most american things I've ever heard.

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is. Im both all here for it, and ashamed of it. Im american if you couldn't tell by that

    • @eugeniscockrin1314
      @eugeniscockrin1314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can confirm, american asf

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What sad is….here goes.
      Im 36 turning 37 soon. In first grade, that was nearly 3 decades ago….gun safety discouraged giving even toy guns that looked realistic, let alone an actual firearm, even unloaded. Since lo and behold, the cop might kill the kid even if its unloaded/realistic looking toy gun. (Mentioned in video).
      This was three decades ago. How have times changed and how stupid and entitled people have become.

    • @hoper1294
      @hoper1294 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CajunReaper95lol given America's track record, I highly doubt that!

  • @temmieboi6476
    @temmieboi6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Last story in a nutshell:
    Em (that isn't really an Em): *fricken pissed*
    Other mom: you ok?
    Em: no
    Other mom: we be friends?
    Em: yes I need somebody to talk to
    Other mom: I can help you with your problems without any hesitation
    *both women start to smile intensely *

    • @doctorsleuth2069
      @doctorsleuth2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im getting the WRONG kinda vibes from that smile part... and maybe a specific “intro” in the backround

    • @temmieboi6476
      @temmieboi6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me the vibes your getting >:)

    • @doctorsleuth2069
      @doctorsleuth2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@temmieboi6476 sorry i dont wanna be banned like i was on twitter for saying “im male”
      (yes, im serious)

  • @marcus_w0
    @marcus_w0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Kudos for that last mom. She sounds like an angel, taking care of everybody in her house, arguing calm and pointed.

  • @tabletoped
    @tabletoped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I loved the last story. My wife hates your entitled voice lol I have to say it would be hard not to punch someone talking to me in that tone

    • @hopeslover6778
      @hopeslover6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol that’s the point 😂

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it would be hard for me to not call the police

    • @the_new_annoying8697
      @the_new_annoying8697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep I agree

    • @taffymatt1366
      @taffymatt1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it would be hard to not punch an entitled parent so it works

    • @cherylancj
      @cherylancj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At my house it's the hubby who hates that voice, but always asks me to turn it up when he hears me listening.

  • @isabellamonteen3924
    @isabellamonteen3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "my flight was delayed two hours"
    Younger me remembering a flight to Disney world delayed 8 hours.

    • @Tommyboi01
      @Tommyboi01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel you, I had a flight delayed 10 hours, got up at 2 in the morning to go to the airport for a flight that was meant to be off at 4, then its bored hell for 10 hours while we wait

    • @alishaw2454
      @alishaw2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh i had the opposite happen. the easiest way to get to my grandfather's fairly remote town is an 8 hour train ride. we're leaving to come back to where my parents and I live and my mom is absolutely confident that the train is at 9:30 am. Well, we found out at 7:50 that the train leaves at 8:20. That house is at least 30 minutes away from the railway station. Somehow, we made it.

  • @zoec9595
    @zoec9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last story, she was a good person. Straight and simple. She recognized someone in distress and gave them a way out of what could have been an embarrassing, and possibly voilitile, personal situation. She showed dignity and compassion towards this woman and her situation. I hope that more people can learn to see past petty issues and recognize a cry for help.

  • @marcelorodrigues7436
    @marcelorodrigues7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The last one was really wholesome... broke away entirely with the standard stabilished in this channel I love but I gotta say its my favorite story so far

  • @tlmorehead
    @tlmorehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    “Bro wanna huff some raid bug killer later after school”
    “Nah gonna go play with real guns in the park with my buds”

    • @foopyt5091
      @foopyt5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nah, I prefer harassing pretzel stand workers.

    • @liathepurplegalactichybrid3321
      @liathepurplegalactichybrid3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This genuinely made me laugh 😄

    • @beastygamimg5351
      @beastygamimg5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foopyt5091 me to i love doing that

    • @katiebrandt9783
      @katiebrandt9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Id rather accuse employees of being too young to buy beer at a store they work at.

    • @abifailturner1964
      @abifailturner1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liathepurplegalactichybrid3321 same

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg that last story.... what a wonderful mother, to actually invite Tommy's mother to lunch and be so kind... omg she's the perfect mom. Seriously, this was way better than those retribution stories.

  • @flamingengi9922
    @flamingengi9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The moment I heard the word "lifeguard" I knew exactly what was about to happen, I think we all did

  • @strmii3612
    @strmii3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    “Uncle Unne’s” Me looking at my brother.
    *”It’s Auntie Anne’s isn’t it?”*

    • @joshm2274
      @joshm2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      • mistyhxrizøn • did the exact same 😂

    • @victorn7210
      @victorn7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn ever wish you thought of the same comment but someone said it before you?

    • @smartalicgamer
      @smartalicgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Victor N exactly what I was gonna do

    • @chrisjohnson5075
      @chrisjohnson5075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She called it that for privacy purposes

    • @user-ur6lj9ey1p
      @user-ur6lj9ey1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrisjohnson5075 We know...

  • @oracleofdelphi4533
    @oracleofdelphi4533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Enthusiastic thumbs up for that last story. That woman wins Mom of the year.

    • @carolinenix6659
      @carolinenix6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C’mon guys we’re so close to 69 likes on this comment

    • @carolinenix6659
      @carolinenix6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow we definitely exceeded 69...next goal 420?😂

  • @fishbed_
    @fishbed_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That first lady is literally an irl Umbridge.
    "Don't tell lies"
    "Hem hem"

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      except she isn’t: the lady was doing the right thing, the OP was being a dick about someone daring the ask that he be carded

    • @Wumbee.
      @Wumbee. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bostonrailfan2427 Are you joking? Sure it was the right thing but she was very rude about it. But if she had an awful day I would understand

  • @saiyanation3548
    @saiyanation3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ngl that last one hit me in the feels with how unexpectedly wholesomely it got i started smiling at how sweet it was. It got me in the first half

  • @jessica5765
    @jessica5765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Why isn’t anyone talking how OP changed Auntie Anne’s to Uncle Unne’s😂😂😂

    • @pianoguy9300
      @pianoguy9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      'Cause they are related.

    • @dirtsoils
      @dirtsoils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk

    • @sienile
      @sienile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was going to, but saw you beat me to it.

    • @shanecason4620
      @shanecason4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I know

    • @conorthecoolguy4869
      @conorthecoolguy4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKR I saw it and I immediately was like, “omg, I love Aunt Annie’s!!”

  • @Brad.2874
    @Brad.2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    Your female voice is so good that it legitimately pisses me off.

    • @AtlasVAL
      @AtlasVAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      lmao I know right?

    • @SlickNicky10
      @SlickNicky10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      It's less of a female voice and more of a "bitch Karen" voice but yeah it's hilarious

    • @shadowwolflycan6176
      @shadowwolflycan6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's glorious.

    • @cptwentworth
      @cptwentworth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know right

    • @johnallegood4469
      @johnallegood4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A perfectly accurate imitation of annoying people

  • @scuba616
    @scuba616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You treat every firearm as if its loaded... NO MATTER WHAT! What a Fing lunatic.
    That last story was wholesome AF

  • @DanielaBodoh
    @DanielaBodoh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last story had a wholesome twist. I thought the EM was going to continue acting like all the other Karens in the other stories, but it became clear that she had legit reasons for feeling the way that she did and just needed someone to talk to. OP handled that beautifully.

  • @geodasher998
    @geodasher998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “No one but dogs could hear her.” Ouch, I’ve heard a dog whistle before, and those are PAINFUL.
    Also for that ending rslash should have kicked his rooms door down and be like “MOM! GET THE HECK OUT OF MY ROOM!”

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't hear dog whistles, the videos or something are altered so you can hear them, but it's close to the dog whistles. Some dog whistles are altered so humans can hear them too. I used a dog whistles before and you hear nothing but wind coming out of the whistle.

    • @thomaspiekos3440
      @thomaspiekos3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@notlightbeam4889 there are a few dog whistle that can be heard by humans because the pitch is not high enough

    • @peterhacke6317
      @peterhacke6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notlightbeam4889 The range of human hearing differs from person to person. While rare, I do believe that there are some who can actual dog whistles. I for example have a ultra sonic beeper to keep away moskitos at my house and I can hear that, too. That sound, that I'm not supposed to be hearing, actually causes me headache. So there are surely few others, who hear something outside "normal" hearing range.

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think my high school physics teacher did a demonstration about how the range of pitches humans can hear shrinks as you get older.

    • @YourLocalEldritchHorror
      @YourLocalEldritchHorror 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those whistles hurt my ears

  • @caramel2568
    @caramel2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Not gonna lie, the last one kinda threw me off a bit. She started screaming and I’m laughing at the typical EM but then she starts calming down and everything is being wholesome. It warms my heart knowing there’s still hope to save those lost Karen souls.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not all of 'em are like this, but I think there's probably signs that someone who can stay level-headed can pick up on. Most of those people are just incorrigibly self-righteous and entitled (as is the name) but sometimes aggressive attempts at manipulation is what people turn to when they feel something about their life being threatened, because they likely didn't have a good example of how to cope in their own early life. It's that whole vicious cycle deal. I've seen a very small handful of stories like this and all the cases where they back down and turn back into normal people tend to be because the OP manages to get the context out of them, which gives them the actual resources to show them that they were just overreacting and it's not a big deal.
      But my god does it take the patience of a saint to give someone a chance like that when they hurl abuse at you. I know I wouldn't be able to lol.
      I have to wonder how this kind of behavior developed in people in the first place, because it's so counter-intuitive to all positive behavioral logic.

    • @caramel2568
      @caramel2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Starfloofle I agree with literally everything you just said lol. You’re right. Also, personally I feel like the way it started also has to do with white privilege and how they think they’re better and stuff.

    • @doctorsleuth2069
      @doctorsleuth2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kinda reminds me of fnaf pizzarea simulator, where the evil souls are released finally by their bodies being burnt, yeah its happy but it takes some sad stuff to get there. (plz dont hurt me 4 my mistaketh of an analogy).

    • @keeganbluegrass
      @keeganbluegrass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would bet she is acting out due to abuse she not only witnesses, but probably faces herself

    • @sovietflappyducklegs3664
      @sovietflappyducklegs3664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I kinda teared up when listening to that one

  • @kiraragner6049
    @kiraragner6049 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, some people, especially parents, just need a little kindness. I’m really glad op was so nice to the mother on the phone. You could tell it was more of a lonely thing since her whole thing was him not spending enough time at home and the hearing how nice ops house is thing. I feel bad for her

  • @justaregularjawa
    @justaregularjawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one was super wholesome I actually ended up shedding a couple tears, Amazing story!

  • @chetkirby8675
    @chetkirby8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “What’s the harm of him playing with it if its unloaded”
    It teaches him piss poor gun safety and breaks the first rule of gun safety to always treat a gun as if it’s loaded

    • @seraka7386
      @seraka7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly. So then the next time he sees a gun he plays with it...but it is loaded and he hurts himself or others. What a dumb mom.

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly! I was practically screaming this at the screen. I have young kids, and I'm teaching them gun safety, and that EM obviously knows _nothing_ about gun safety!

    • @summerfireking
      @summerfireking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even if I'm dry firing the gun to make sure the firing pin still works I check at least 3 times to make sure there is no round in the chamber

    • @19972zach
      @19972zach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chet Kirby seriously. Always treat a gun as if it’s loaded

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@summerfireking And I bet you still don't point it at anything you aren't willing to shoot, right?

  • @ambient2104
    @ambient2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    *”Ah yes please allow my 5 year old use your 100% Real Gun.”*
    “No”
    *”I’m CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe YeEt”*

    • @deborahharpster191
      @deborahharpster191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Em: Hello a man wont let my son have his gun to play cowboys with his friend even if the gun is unloaded
      Police: where are you
      Em: at the playground
      Police: okay we will send a officer over to stop your crazy bitch ass from letting your kid play with a real gun
      Em: WHAT HE CAN HAVE IT
      Police: if he did somebody would call us and if a cop came over and told the kid to drop it the kid would say no and point it at the officer and he would have a choice risk getting shot or shoot the kid who's pointing a gun at him
      Em: ... HE CAN HAVE THE GUN UNLOADED
      Police: god damn it

    • @samsmusichub
      @samsmusichub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She definitely deserved to be arrested lol.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Link Vs EM. "Let my precious angel have that guardian-destroying bow and arrow, or I'm calling the police"
      Upvotes are Link wins, Downvotes are EM wins. (I just want an accurate poll, and can't do that on a comment.)

    • @leightonsteidl7127
      @leightonsteidl7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid Idiot moloo

    • @leightonsteidl7127
      @leightonsteidl7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Harpster kmo

  • @Dr._.Treeee
    @Dr._.Treeee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like how in the last one when Rslash understands whats happening he quickly switches from entitled voice to normal voice

  • @chessie4
    @chessie4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I almost cried at that last story when the entitled mom was actually not an entitled mom and just a scared lonely person who didn't want her son to be beat by her deadbeat husband

  • @cheetachug
    @cheetachug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    */WHY WONT ANYBODY GIVE MY SON A DEVICE THAT CAN SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE AND HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO HOLD OR OPERATE/*

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      School shooting?

    • @irationalpom3969
      @irationalpom3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why can toddlers pick them up in the supermarket?

    • @jesperstoringgaard8367
      @jesperstoringgaard8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've had an EM dead serius tell me, that becouse her son "Plays all those shooter games, he knows how to handle a gun"

    • @thelazergamer9995
      @thelazergamer9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't know why people get so mad when I give my 5 yo a rifle

    • @sayaksen8296
      @sayaksen8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thelazergamer9995 r/cursedcomment(?)

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    4:10 One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is "Treat every gun as if it is loaded." Also on that list is "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot."

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that's why more gun training is necessary.

    • @Akmenos6576
      @Akmenos6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Another one is to ALWAYS keep your finger off the trigger unless you're ready to shoot.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was taught that as a kid and my family never even owned a gun. It's just common sense, something these eps really lack

    • @rorydakin8048
      @rorydakin8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i've heard that quote too, but i've always heard it as "never point a gun at something you don't want to kill", and i think that is an apt distinction.
      people shoot things for fun all the time, if you're killing things for fun you're a psychopath

    • @rorydakin8048
      @rorydakin8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akl2k7 Yeah, we've never owned any functional guns (my dad as a couple of family heirloom civil war muskets that are in a state of disrepair) but our neighbor had always been a big advocate for guns and gun safety.
      He took us out to the local range a couple times and was (understandably) a huge hard-ass when it came to me and my siblings (ages 10, 12, and 14 at the time) about proper gun protocol.
      Every gun is to be assumed loaded.
      Gun barrels are never to point anywhere but downrange.
      Safety stays on and finger stays off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
      Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill.
      And last but not least, even though we're having fun with guns, they are not toys, they are tools of death and must be treated with the respect and safety they deserve.
      I don't know if this is relevant in any way but I'm a canadian

  • @Defaultuser329
    @Defaultuser329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:16
    "It is never okay for men to basically save your life"
    Noted

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 "I'm at the park with my daughter and girlfriend." I hope those are two separate people.

  • @tendigitnumber
    @tendigitnumber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Honestly, that last story was enlightening. This was a woman who was just genuinely worried about her then "barely old enough to be considered an adult by society" son, and because he had a safe space where he likely talked about his worries, his mother got in on the picture to help keep him away from the abusive drunk dad and give him a place to stay whenever he happened to get kicked out. It shows that a little understanding can go a LONG way if everyone can listen a little bit.
    Not that most entitled parents or entitled people listen, because... Entitlement. But it's nice to see that not all entitled parents/people are the same and some CAN be talked to in a sensible manner.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Oh the pretzel story: if they have a nice and friendly talk the employee maybe gives them a discount from their heart. The other option would be either throwing them out or taking the stuff home themselves.
    I actually had a positive version of that story:
    It was close to closing time and I went to a small stall that sold baked stuff. They had two pizza pieces they usually sell for 2€, but were on discount for half the price. I wanted to buy one and the seller suggested I buy both so he can close up. Since I only had a single 1€ coin and a 5€ bill with with, and he didn't wanted to open the cash register again, I ended up with 2 pieces for 1€ which ends me with a 75% discount.

  • @witchy90210
    @witchy90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one almost made me cry. She was just a mom in an abusive relationship. ITs really sad, but im glad the other mom kind of knew how to handle the situation. I hope that she made a good friend and someone to help her get out of that relationship.

  • @limitless4375
    @limitless4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one is an incredible example of sympathy and understanding.

  • @chieroe8579
    @chieroe8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There was a rule i grew up with that stated, there is no thing as an unloaded weapon.

    • @kristianchristensen2254
      @kristianchristensen2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      treat an unloaded firearm, as it was loaded!!

    • @sonder_1620
      @sonder_1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That is great advice. If anyone ever picks up a firearm or intends to, please for the love of god and literally everything and everyone around you. Learn gun safety. An idiot with a gun is just as dangerous as a terrorist with a gun.

    • @kokepop7
      @kokepop7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All firearms are loaded no exeptions

    • @chkkndoesthings5749
      @chkkndoesthings5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whoever told you that is an amazing person

    • @Azel002
      @Azel002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m 13 and your absolutely right

  • @parisgrayson1513
    @parisgrayson1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    First rule of gun safety I learned is that even if the gun isn’t loaded, you NEVER point it at someone else, or pretend it’s fake

  • @justarandomcommentor9545
    @justarandomcommentor9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If a Karen was a videogame boss, "AHEM" would probably be the boss music.

  • @oofert123
    @oofert123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    K - Know you right no matter what.
    A - Accuse everyone.
    R - Request a manager.
    E - Escalate to authorities.
    N - Neglect reason.

  • @minecraftmobking2628
    @minecraftmobking2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I like how he calls the pretzel factory “Uncle Unne’s” I love it.

    • @yumcherubicplum_5535
      @yumcherubicplum_5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In case you wanted to know the Pretzel place is at Dutch Wonderland. I live in PA and have been there personally been, and it exactly matches the description:) Everything down to the membership discounts too,www.dutchwonderland.com/

    • @minecraftmobking2628
      @minecraftmobking2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yumcherubicplum_5535, thanks!

    • @clown3479
      @clown3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @scapegamer7961
      @scapegamer7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it called Aunt Anne's or something?

    • @igp_acer0189
      @igp_acer0189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uncle unnes and auntie Anne’s should get married

  • @coldstarxv8681
    @coldstarxv8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Bug Killer? To get... "High off"?
    I don't think that's how it works. Especially if it's the foam.

    • @Jerikhoo
      @Jerikhoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its to have with apple pies or baked rat poison pie

    • @whatcolorisdeath1266
      @whatcolorisdeath1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably boiling it and inhaling the fumes ?

    • @derexorzist7561
      @derexorzist7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeah sure it's so good it's already have killer in its name

  • @penseursauvage
    @penseursauvage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually subscribed at the rSlash's "mother" demand at the end. It was so compelling i couldn't resist.

  • @stevenburkhardt1963
    @stevenburkhardt1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom in the last story is incredible, with an incredible attitude. Well done mom!

  • @pretzelbunny1598
    @pretzelbunny1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love that last story. Sometimes people just need someone to talk too. Hope things get well for the mother

  • @Kisozriel
    @Kisozriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    “What’s the harm in him having it if it’s unloaded?” Um, ask the 12-year-old who had a TOY gun who the Cleveland Police shot dead a few years ago. Oh wait.... 😒

    • @qberrygamz7049
      @qberrygamz7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Underrated

    • @matte3539
      @matte3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I can fully understand this. Imagine having a kid pointing with a gun at you. You risk your own life, a 12 yo shouldnt run with toy gun around the city. Of course is the first thing seeing a teenager with a gun taking him out.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      uh
      *what*

    • @chkkndoesthings5749
      @chkkndoesthings5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just get a crucifix and put in in the middle of a candle pentagram, you can thank me later

    • @Kisozriel
      @Kisozriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Matte He was a CHILD and their training states to DISARM an armed assailant, not kill on sight. He was sitting on a swing at a distance, they could have shot him in the arm or shoulder to disarm him.

  • @thechristiandino
    @thechristiandino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dad in the pool story reminds me of a clip from 9-1-1 Lone Star, where a group of firefighters arrest a problem neighbor and the woman who is arrested makes similar excuses for not wanting help while the firefighters keep playing it up. Definitely worth the 2 minute watch!! Lol

  • @maxwoo9695
    @maxwoo9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the last one was just wholesome. Not every bad guy/gal is a "bad" human

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Karen: You're not old enough to buy that, are you?
    Me: That is between me and the store.

  • @djwlsowndksdisjwgakdc1474
    @djwlsowndksdisjwgakdc1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last story was touching af. Good on that mom for being the friend the other woman needed.

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the pool story and the mention of the resuscitation lady. I remember hearing about an old old story in ancient Egypt or something similar where a Queen fell into a river and was drowning because they didn’t know how to swim, and despite many people being there, no one tried to save her because of the potential risk of what could happen to a commoner if they touched the royal family without permission and she died.

  • @dylan4125
    @dylan4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    that last story was one of the best things ever. I'm glad one didnt end with the police or court

    • @chdreturns
      @chdreturns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly that one should have ended with that... That womans husband is a real pos

    • @crabboboi1938
      @crabboboi1938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 69 likes hahahaha

  • @ianperez6486
    @ianperez6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “This post goes to show that may all entitled parents are just misunderstood and deep down good inside... Nah.” -Rslash
    The perfect quote

  • @DapperSapper515
    @DapperSapper515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Works a five hour shift and he's tired? Me laughing as I'm in the military working 12+ hour days... On top of PT twice a day... 😂

  • @phoenixleader1999
    @phoenixleader1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I once met a person who had the same thought process as the Entitled mother, except he also had enough common sense as to never intentionally point the barrel towards another person. This guy said "it's not loaded" pointed the .50 desert eagle towards the target not expecting it to fire, pulled the trigger and bam, was suprised when the bullet was fired and had to step back because of the recoil, and finally learned that just because the magazine wasn't in the gun doesn't mean that the chamber is empty. Luckily never saw him again on the range

  • @rhyswhite4343
    @rhyswhite4343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Me: Who has a season pass for pretzels?
    EA: *Backs away*

    • @serverbreaker8677
      @serverbreaker8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol it's gonna be £999 pounds for a pretzel season pass (lasts 1month auto renew and only 1% off)
      Edit: grammer and changed donuts to pretzels

    • @PlentyOfTrickShots
      @PlentyOfTrickShots 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weemonkey 16 you spelled grammar wrong

    • @ttyngordon
      @ttyngordon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Season pass... for the park... where the store is located.

  • @toastypeanuts9327
    @toastypeanuts9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Why cant my child play with your toy?"
    First of all lady, this is a real gun. Second of all I dont know you or your child. Even if it was a toy it's a no.

    • @swinty6058
      @swinty6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *turns the safety off quietly*

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Here kid."
      *gives gun*
      Kid: *shoots EP*
      "That-a boy!"

    • @michaelsolomon8031
      @michaelsolomon8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my brain that doesn't exist hurts

    • @hurricane3241
      @hurricane3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also, adding onto your list, Laser rule, and a gun is always loaded, even when you’re sure it’s not.! (Laser rule= Don’t point any form of loaded gun at anything you don’t want to destroy. If said gun is proved unloaded, refer to rule 2. My rule 2. Not Toasted peanuts.)

    • @redhotchilepeppers9299
      @redhotchilepeppers9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zane Hutchins and then you walk away like nothing happened

  • @JudasMahorn
    @JudasMahorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I know what you kids get up to!”
    Me, An Early Teen, who’s school hasn’t had any issues with alchohol or drugs, outside of ONE Incident with vaping in a DIFFERENT GRADE.
    Here’s to hoping high school isn’t worse that that

  • @burakkurose
    @burakkurose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one... I kinda got choked up with.... like I kinda of get it, you have a bad home life, you are miserable at home and you want your kid there as a distraction of sorts or at least... I dunno someone who can share the burden of the abuse. But the fact that OP talked to the mom and offered her an adult friend to confide in and maybe even, in a way a safe space for her...that was... really .... sweet.

  • @ktotz1045
    @ktotz1045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Can we have the real MomSlash read a reddit post? I think it would be really cool!

  • @sevkips4952
    @sevkips4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When the last story had a good ending
    IMPOSSIBLE, the fact of that happening is

    • @Bulkiest838
      @Bulkiest838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sevkips Memestar found you SEVE

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ep: *is genuinely good person
      Me aka thanos: impossible

  • @carsongeye1462
    @carsongeye1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn that last one really got me, I really wish that family the best.

  • @code_name1452
    @code_name1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are nailing that EM impression.
    Also, what kind if harm would a child cause when he plays with a real unloaded gun you might ask?
    Incase it's not already obvious, teens with airsoft guns in public have actually been shot at by the police because they thought it was real. Not saying they would open fire at the kid, but they would still try to stop the kid and ask who gave it to him, and whoever that may be would be would have to go behind bars. not only this, but the kid could be suspended, or even banned from the school he is enrolled in.
    So to answer your question, a lot of damage can be caused, believe me, I've had my fair share of similar events like this, but that's a story for another day.

  • @thatfooltheycallweaver1124
    @thatfooltheycallweaver1124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Petition to have Yugo as the censor.

    • @toontea3344
      @toontea3344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I will make 29 different accounts just to get that wish.

    • @thelazergamer9995
      @thelazergamer9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *yes*

    • @TimeRangerz
      @TimeRangerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It would be like...
      Your f[Yugo barks]stupid

    • @victoriadoyeni4090
      @victoriadoyeni4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where do I sign??

    • @stian7479
      @stian7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (reply to make rSlash see this)

  • @Mo-if1ts
    @Mo-if1ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The first one made me “ok boomer” when EM said “I bet your going to get high off that”.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Next I'll get drunk on arcenic and bleach mixed with whisky.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a few friends in JR High that did get high off anything

    • @alejandroramirez1043
      @alejandroramirez1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok Boomer

    • @emmamasterson524
      @emmamasterson524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alejandro Ramirez ok doomer

    • @transpeter97
      @transpeter97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeez that ok boomer girl has made me hate the saying ok boomer.

  • @GoblinPrincessKyo
    @GoblinPrincessKyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funniest thing about the pretzel story is that if she'd just been a nice human being the server would probably have given her a pretzel or two for free. Stuff that can't be reused at the end of the day is often given away to whoever the lucky last customer is and it's also not uncommon that if someone asks do you have any leftovers? just to give them a few.

  • @thechickenlord4000
    @thechickenlord4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when these stories get wholesome.

  • @RAFI_
    @RAFI_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    karen: **Drowning**
    Me: **Saves her**
    Cathy: *"WELL COME ON PERFORM CPR ON HER! HER HEART STOPPED!!!"*
    Me: *"No thank you i dont want to be a rapist"*

    • @sofastealeroffensive
      @sofastealeroffensive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Karen: HELP ME *COUGH*
      Me: Nahhhh don't feel like being a rapist today

    • @TiredFryingAnimations
      @TiredFryingAnimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @mog2183
      @mog2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TiredFryingAnimations jesus

    • @stutterysteamerproductions875
      @stutterysteamerproductions875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, that's not just a Karen thing, it's a woman thing.
      Don't help them: that's sexist.

    • @PiwyLC
      @PiwyLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TiredFryingAnimations wait wut 😂

  • @ughpeople8668
    @ughpeople8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    “We have a rule that no phones are allowed at the table”
    “Good for you *looks back at phone*”

    • @bellaheartwinky4986
      @bellaheartwinky4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you me? Cause we do the same thing •

    • @edithliciabalducci6543
      @edithliciabalducci6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Our family's rule doesn't allow phone at table"
      Me: Well, that's good to hear. *keeps reading Anna Karenina* Also, I am not part of your family

    • @bellaheartwinky4986
      @bellaheartwinky4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edithliciabalducci6543 my mom and i don't have a table ●v●)

    • @edithliciabalducci6543
      @edithliciabalducci6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bellaheartwinky4986 Imagine replying to her: "Well, at least you have a table". It would be epic 😂

    • @bellaheartwinky4986
      @bellaheartwinky4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edithliciabalducci6543 the table i have its to i draw or to eat breakfast but i don't use it so much

  • @kevinmccarrick1814
    @kevinmccarrick1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn that last story had me irritated at first but by the time it ended I had a smile on my face it's great to hear when a human shows another human compassion in a situation like that instead of just getting upset and telling them to fuck off

  • @Cyber-1386
    @Cyber-1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Life guard : *saves kid*
    Karen: THATS ILLEGAL

  • @iwaited90daystochangemynam87
    @iwaited90daystochangemynam87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Karen: here’s a real firearm sweetie
    Kid: aims gun at Karen
    Karen: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @geraldinewoods254
      @geraldinewoods254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to to lie I want all kids with Karen mom's to do that

    • @Zaravioli
      @Zaravioli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment XD 🆒️🆒️

    • @nataliegutierrez290
      @nataliegutierrez290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it!!!

    • @nathanmendoza2974
      @nathanmendoza2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Police:
      *gives kid money who is pointing gun at Karwn*

    • @life-iy9vs
      @life-iy9vs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y a y

  • @joshioonline8852
    @joshioonline8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Me: on the phone with my parents
    Friend: Yo pass the spider poison
    Mom: Young man, you better not be getting high!

  • @lelamartin6678
    @lelamartin6678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OP in the second story should have called CPS and police on the entitled mother for endangering the child. There's so much that could have gone wrong, and the mother is beyond words if she thinks a real "unloaded" gun is "harmless."
    Also, as a former lifeguard, lifeguards are saved by something called the "Good Samaritan" rule, and the father needed CPS called on him for something like that. The fact that he would have preferred the lifeguard fired than his daughter safe just proves that not everyone deserves a child.

  • @pandoraparadox5941
    @pandoraparadox5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude that last story had me in the first half then it just turned so wholesome

  • @therextur8488
    @therextur8488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    One thing gun owners know is that a gun loaded or not should be treated like its loaded and never pointed at someone

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totally, that's like rule 1. My dad insisted on drilling that one into me and my siblings heads before we were even allowed near his guns. Learning to fear and respect the power these things contain is vital to safe handling.

    • @Buddermaster567
      @Buddermaster567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad told a bullet could be in there even if the mag was out

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Buddermaster567 It's true. Even if you remove the mag, a bullet can still remain in the firing chamber. A lot of people have been hurt or killed as a result. This is why Rule #1 is so important.

    • @charlieoscar2339
      @charlieoscar2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A gun is always loaded. Even when it’s not loaded, it’s loaded.

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly not all owners know. I had that drilled into me when I was just a runt. Even took a gun safety class before I was in 2nd grade. That said I warn everyone I go to the range with not to point a gun at me. I might shoot first. its crazy how often people do that crap.

  • @Plantedaphid07
    @Plantedaphid07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    When the EM is just a confused scared mother with a father who could be abusing her
    Me: *suprised Pikachu face*

    • @Felix-xw6du
      @Felix-xw6du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is an Avengers Level Threat
      This also expands my mind by 1/10 of a brain cell

    • @Rhaenarys
      @Rhaenarys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Right. I'm glad this ended like it did and not in retaliation. Some parents truly are entitled assholes. Some are just dealing with some deep shit with little clue on how to cope properly due to the shit going on. It's nice to see resolutions like that.

    • @aceofdiamonds2218
      @aceofdiamonds2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *_Now lets crusify the dad_*

    • @Royalsprincess1
      @Royalsprincess1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, the mother that turned out to begin the argument acting like she was entitled, and wanted her son to spend time with her, was actually just scared herself at times of the husband/father figure in their house, was just scared for her own saftey and wishes she had her son home sometimes to comfort her and to be there to talk with her. Hopefully the person who wrote the reddit would maybe consider taking that woman in as well getting the mother and son permanently away from that abusive drunk father/husband, that is not the way ANYONE should be living, afraid in their own home and scared for their saftey from a drunken bastard, no offense.

    • @Plantedaphid07
      @Plantedaphid07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katie Devries amen

  • @ferraz1962
    @ferraz1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:50
    I'm surprised the Karen didn't press charges against OP for assault.

  • @bassmantjox1299
    @bassmantjox1299 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:56 I’m pretty sure that the kinetic energy from blanks can injure you

  • @KalibreSteelblast
    @KalibreSteelblast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *"Can't ever be too careful these days."*
    And yet not so careful as to stick her damn nose in other people's business.

  • @shirleyTemple12
    @shirleyTemple12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Child: *drowning*
    Entitled parents: Don't touch the child.
    Theoretical life guard: *LEAVES THE CHILD*

    • @Tyler-wn2fd
      @Tyler-wn2fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Entitled Parents: wHy DId'nT yoU SavE mY cHiLD??

    • @MistralDreamer
      @MistralDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theoretical Lifeguard: "you told me to not touch your child, that she CAN swim"

    • @thebetaman
      @thebetaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: Yes.

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would jump in and give the parent the bird

    • @funkymonkey3616
      @funkymonkey3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DONT TOUCH THE CHILD! Em: Drowns kid
      Life guard: *screams* YOU TOUCH THE CHILD
      EM: So? I almost drowned the kid who cares?!
      Everybody: EPICLY SLAPS KAREN

  • @-duck-_
    @-duck-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl the ending with mom slash was awesome is it posible that he included everything expect the " I wAnT To SpEaK To ThE mAnAgEr! I'm THe VITuM (spelled incorrectly for the lack of sensibility here) HEEEREEE!!!"

  • @patriot9455
    @patriot9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It sounds like you had the wisdom to see a good solution for her son. I hope the friendship stays good and gets strong. She absolutely will need a strong friend at some sudden moment.

  • @kovidar
    @kovidar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Me: (hears "ahem")
    Also Me: *_why do i here boss music?_*

    • @DaniZeAlmighty
      @DaniZeAlmighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why do i see bad grammar?

    • @pianoguy9300
      @pianoguy9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaniZeAlmighty ooooooohhhh!!!

    • @pianoguy9300
      @pianoguy9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because i AM THE BOSS.

    • @yourlocalpao7548
      @yourlocalpao7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here
      h E R E ?!

    • @kovidar
      @kovidar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourlocalpao7548 OH CRAP

  • @phnix-cg9uz
    @phnix-cg9uz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Kid: (steals gun)
    The news: "We have a shooting at the local park, a kid with agun took out his OWN mom!"

    • @Shiver3503
      @Shiver3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That kid knew what his mom was and just needed an excuse to get rid of her. 😂

    • @cringename4391
      @cringename4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baby with gun

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One look at the haircut and the police will be fine

    • @daggerfly0087
      @daggerfly0087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that got dark fast

    • @WailingFriend
      @WailingFriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

  • @endoskelitonbros4885
    @endoskelitonbros4885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I love the op at the last one
    She reminds me of my best friends mom
    She treats her house as a safe haven for her, her children, and her children’s friends
    It’s like a nice big family whenever we are at her house

  • @samauman1747
    @samauman1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Person: I just worked a 5 hour shift, I know that’s not a lot but it was 95 degrees Fahrenheit-
    Me: yep, Pennsylvania in July