r/Entitledparents A Crazy Entitled Mother Rips Off My Prosthetic Arm!

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  • @itzhoustont
    @itzhoustont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4229

    I died when he said “wait I left you a voicemail, did you not hear it?” about the deaf person story

    • @lqstdragon1500
      @lqstdragon1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      ItzHoustonT, ohhh I just got that, 9 minutes in.

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      DARK HUMOR LOL

    • @pinguerzancos5543
      @pinguerzancos5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imagine the mother trying to sing in a voicemail

    • @pinguerzancos5543
      @pinguerzancos5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine the mother trying to sing in the voicemail

    • @foshe
      @foshe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg I just got that LOL

  • @snufkinsfanboy5649
    @snufkinsfanboy5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    Karen: “You only have ONE child-“
    Mom: “and ONE arm”

    • @brittanymachuga1152
      @brittanymachuga1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dude this is epic 😂😂😂

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I imagine boss music when Karen realizes what she did

    • @konopikachuda4881
      @konopikachuda4881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Random Stuff lol what kind of boss music
      I wanna know

    • @frnq7987
      @frnq7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *who waits for antivax,VSCO,flat earther,"I want to speak to your manager"haircut KAREN*
      That would be a super karen

    • @leilavinson7022
      @leilavinson7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I imagine op’s mom using the hook and someone yelling ROUND 2 FIGHT

  • @Jedi765
    @Jedi765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Karen: *spawns minions
    Mother: *uses hidden blade
    The spectators: Outstanding move!

  • @Mediocre_productions
    @Mediocre_productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "I'm brawlling all her kids... it lasted 30 seconds"
    me before that imagining an anime fight
    6yr old OP, "Oh you're approaching me, multiple children"
    but then the fight ends and he says "oh"

    • @tomdabomb6197
      @tomdabomb6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I imagined something like doom eternal XD

    • @Loki.God.Of.Mischief
      @Loki.God.Of.Mischief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I killed them...ONLY THE YOUNGLINGS THIS TIME😈

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As he narrated it I imagined Golden Wind playing.

    • @Kara-oe4ul
      @Kara-oe4ul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to watch mojo we are placing are top picks for top 10 greatest anime fight's

    • @condude2464
      @condude2464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You thought it was good reply you wanted, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @SalvadorDali22
    @SalvadorDali22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6794

    If he's banned from using sign language, she should be banned from talking.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      SalvadorDali22 Hell, she should be banned from living.

    • @MisterHands-eh3ps
      @MisterHands-eh3ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Robert Simon *life subscription expired*

    • @lyvolic
      @lyvolic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The best comments are the underrated ones.

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He should have written entirely in a language she doesn't speak. After all, if he's not allowed to use his first language, she shouldn't be allowed to either.

    • @JustSomeWarRobots
      @JustSomeWarRobots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SavagE 100

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "One kid cried. Parents got worked up. I died laughing and my mother was asked never to give a speech again." I lost it :-D

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bro that mom is such a legend for that situation and the parking lot one.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nine Tailed Fox
      It took a while but eventually I did :-)

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that speak should be given every year. It clearly shows what can happen and there is no way the kids will forget it. sm

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking come on its Halloween quit being little snowflakes and man up, it was a joke parents got all butthurt about lol

    • @robynnicolehenton9794
      @robynnicolehenton9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dude is the first comment on this video Craig baker his mom is a beast 😂😂😂

  • @VinchenAdenca
    @VinchenAdenca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    The kid who was caught in the custody war. Holy heck. Dude has had a rough go of things but I sympathize with his mindset

    • @Mighty-Talon_The-Arctic_Wolf
      @Mighty-Talon_The-Arctic_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Yuusha I was the same I sympathize heavily with the mind of op

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don’t be upset, the story fell apart at the end when he mentioned court mandated Skype calling

    • @womanslayer069
      @womanslayer069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That shit happened me on 2015 it was a similar history (instead of the oart of the kidnapping and all that came after) till this day my mom says me that my father is a pos and to not believe what he says or do ( he only have words) my father has proof and actually im thinking my mom is insane and unfortunately she is an alcoholic (im 18 btw she is 52)

    • @matthewrivard2008
      @matthewrivard2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also he only made bad decisions becuase a. Bad mom and b. Literally lacked the mental capacity

    • @cheezitmaster2312
      @cheezitmaster2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact: Defaming a child’s parent maliciously to the child is called Parental Alienation, which is technically child abuse!

  • @JT-uv7oc
    @JT-uv7oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    I was born with my heart condition and by my adult age, my condition was so bad that my heart was in the final stages of failure meaning I was extremely weak walking around the grocery store was a chore, and walking into my college was so difficult I got handicap passes. I had a transplant 1 + plus ago and am now perfectly healthy but the lady with the arm story gives me major flashbacks to all the a**holes that pulled that sh*t on me because I'm like in my early 20's and a heart defect isn't visible. The number of times I had to deal with entitled people who thought that their two bags of books or art projects were more valid reasons to have my handicap spot is ridiculous. Seriously what happened to basic common decency.

  • @tanasi8320
    @tanasi8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    When the EM ripped M's prosthetic arm off and only the pointy part was left on her hand i thought that EM would go like "SHE HAS A KNIFE, IM CALLING THE POLICE!!"

    • @skolped-7781
      @skolped-7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Navi I was waiting for that too.

    • @cooperd.7215
      @cooperd.7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I thought she was about to say she stabbed the Karen with it

    • @benshapiro4597
      @benshapiro4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, listen!

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Navi: Watch Out!

    • @Googlethetakerofram
      @Googlethetakerofram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Navi pls stop talking to me I’m trying to slay Ganon!

  • @beeptherobot9730
    @beeptherobot9730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    "Crazy Entitled Mother Rips of my Prosthetic Arm!"
    Guy in thumbnail: *Bleeds*

    • @aleksakomlenovic2419
      @aleksakomlenovic2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Mega-ft9ns
      @Mega-ft9ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      BEEP The Robot I thought it meant literal arm and i was like WHAT IS SHE THE HULK?!?

    • @anita7975
      @anita7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clickbait :3

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@deirdretejam3659 you dont understand because you are stupid

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mega 9563 thank you for the nightmares to come

  • @bachboy678
    @bachboy678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Y'all remember in that Lab Rats episode when aliens kidnapped principal Perry, then ejected her back to earth with the note "If this human represents your kind, then forget us. We're moving onto Mars."? Yeah, now I feel that moment would show up one day or another.

    • @enderkittenx-d5921
      @enderkittenx-d5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved the show lab rats and yes I remember that

    • @roberts4406
      @roberts4406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember that along with every single second of the show

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@enderkittenx-d5921same

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's funny is i didn't remember the name at first but for some reason the name perry always stuck with me from that show from like 8 years ago, so after seeing "principal Perry" i was like OH SHIT-

  • @student2letschat145
    @student2letschat145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The one armed mom sounds like she would be a fun mom.

    • @max-UH-million
      @max-UH-million 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      When it said the rod on the prosthetic arm was sharp I automatically thought
      WEAPON OBTAINED

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@max-UH-million Yeah, I was hoping she’d beat the EM over the head with it!

    • @ss-uy9rl
      @ss-uy9rl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JosieJOK
      1000 Combat XP
      BOSS DEFEATED
      250 GEMS
      10000 COINS
      SKILL UNLOCKED: KAREN BANISHER

    • @gachinx
      @gachinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!

    • @shadamy4ever212
      @shadamy4ever212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’d be surprised how many amputees have an amazing sense of humor.

  • @TheATRAs14
    @TheATRAs14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    I love the ‘Karen’ voice he automatically goes into whenever, you know, a Karen speaks...

    • @ryanp8214
      @ryanp8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr

    • @jaskaranmehta8715
      @jaskaranmehta8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No, this is a common mistake but that is actually a secret recording that this person somehow always has of the incident. So it's the real "Karen" hiding behind the recording

    • @geninabennett4219
      @geninabennett4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same and it’s amazing

    • @broflix9920
      @broflix9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dang it Karen!

    • @nathanielnorton3991
      @nathanielnorton3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of redditor

  • @eli3silver
    @eli3silver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    That "come on then." that her mom said after Karen ripped off her arm was GLORIOUS!! Sounded just like an action movie hero line.

    • @terramarini6880
      @terramarini6880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Monty Python, Holy Grail, quote from the black knight

    • @ronstreet6706
      @ronstreet6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@terramarini6880 my thoughts exactly!

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@terramarini6880 ‘tis just a flesh wound!!

  • @louiswebster7839
    @louiswebster7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    11:34 wow, I never knew that having 6 kids is considered a disability 🤯

    • @spicy1945
      @spicy1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      having a prosthetic brain is

    • @qbertgaming9121
      @qbertgaming9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spicy1945 Jeeezzz dude

    • @michaelrobertson4896
      @michaelrobertson4896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spicy1945 (insert epic burn gif here)

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spicy1945 Emotional Damage

    • @aqacefan
      @aqacefan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously so... Karen didn't have enough function in her legs to be able keep them together.

  • @josephjoestar572
    @josephjoestar572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    *"Karen rallies her spawn"* *Oh my god I'm wheezing-*

  • @bloodwraith5
    @bloodwraith5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    The one-armed mother using a Monty Python Black Knight reference/quote is GENIUS!!! XD

    • @hannikito
      @hannikito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bloodwraith6 😂😂😂

    • @madman3010
      @madman3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      69 likes, I won’t mess this up for you buster.

    • @crocodile3805
      @crocodile3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hannikito 7⁷⁷ui

    • @lollul7130
      @lollul7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      169 likes now baby

    • @lollul7130
      @lollul7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanman 169 now

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    First story pissed me off. They essentially abandoned this person!

  • @observer1968
    @observer1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "welcome to r/entitledparents were an entitled mother rips an arm off a disabled person"
    i'm sorry, what?

    • @SomeCNDNGuy
      @SomeCNDNGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fatality

    • @docshort4687
      @docshort4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +50 silent kill
      +100 gore

  • @corvhinus
    @corvhinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "my mom was asked ot never give a speech again" what a loss XD shes a legend for that stunt Xd

  • @skydivertyler
    @skydivertyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    I think he needs to tell his *mom* “I don’t want to live with you anymore”

    • @Volker_A4
      @Volker_A4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That doesn't work

    • @Nightmare-Stricken
      @Nightmare-Stricken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yall ever just lick drywall to get high af and then crawl with your head as a thrust to move forward to a bar and then get drunk and wake up in an entirely different, third world country ruled by a communist dictator?

    • @charlessarphie7962
      @charlessarphie7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... Yep.

    • @hornse897
      @hornse897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ro n bro same

    • @toniettebrown3494
      @toniettebrown3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He needs counseling to work out his mom issues

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    She should've picked up the arm and said to Karen,, "come on then, I'm armed now!"

    • @white_ninja9828
      @white_ninja9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “But your arm’s off!”
      “No it’s not.”
      “Yes, it is!”
      “Tis but a scratch.”

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is why you always carry a pocket knife, if she takes your arm, you take hers.

    • @RedOdqan
      @RedOdqan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tf so true

  • @Spacemanct
    @Spacemanct 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't tell you how much respect I have for a mom who throws out a headbutt. Awesome, but also nobody wins with a headbutt.

  • @laliecinquantesept212
    @laliecinquantesept212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    When I was a kid, our neighbor was this really sweet man, his wife, EM, and their kid, EK.
    I had two sisters, and out of them, I was the lonely, lively one who never got along with the two others; I got along with EM and EK pretty well, and they both liked me a lot.
    EK got very annoying very fast, demanding I gave him my toys (which was a single hulla hoop as both my sisters kept the other ones for themselves) and crying if I didn't.
    One time, I was alone in our shared garden (yes, that is a thing; both our houses had a door leading to a garden our house separated in two with a palisade.), My sisters playing in front of the house and my parents working. EK demands that I lend him my toy, I refuse, and we go back and forth pointlessly until his mom comes over. She starts shouting at me, and ever so calmly I gave her a piece of my nine-year-old mind.
    I go back home, lock the door behind me, toy still in hands, and feel satisfied- and she's still utterly baffled in the garden.
    Later that day, mom comes to see me, since she works from home and ate lunch in the garden, letting dad take care of feeding us all, where EM was lurking to wait for me to come out again.
    Mom started by scolding me about being mean to adults, making sure the neighbor could hear through the open window, then she took me to the kitchen, gave me chocolate, told me to keep it a secret from my sisters and praised me for ruining the bitch's day.
    Needless to say, that was a good day.

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm pretty sure, right after "Mum" said, "Don't get involved in my fights." she turned away and smiled proudly, her heart warmed by the fact that her son started fighting to protect her.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Disabled Person: *Has Prosthetic Arm*
    EM: "Wait, that's illegal."

    • @KillerOstrich
      @KillerOstrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd go with a
      Well yes, but actually no

    • @strikerplays4513
      @strikerplays4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would say *impossible*

    • @funkitout7661
      @funkitout7661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about: *Somethings wrong, I can feel it* for the disabled person

    • @strikerplays4513
      @strikerplays4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funkitout7661 i would use hol up

    • @antsam21cole53
      @antsam21cole53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Police: Wait Thats Legal

  • @MustKillAxel
    @MustKillAxel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow its rare to get a mom that brave to laugh at her life long condition with putting on the horrble details (and not getting sued by Karens) trully a legend

  • @itzumetric
    @itzumetric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    About that last one- "YoU oNlY hAvE oNe ChIlD"
    A good comeback would be: "Yes, I only have 1 child, and also 1 arm."

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One-armed woman in an ass kicking contest!

    • @gachinx
      @gachinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And you have only one braincell"

    • @williampoulter4396
      @williampoulter4396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice copied comment!

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have 6 times as many kids as tenths of braincells would have been a good comeback

  • @canethevelociraptor501
    @canethevelociraptor501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah didn't miss the boat"
    -Mark Twain

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's why we have r/NoahGetTheBoat! To lure back Noah and do his job properly!

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is truly a pity that we ever started existing.

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      13:55 I can’t stop imagining op just squaring up and tackling the kids like in cartoons

    • @ollidragon3146
      @ollidragon3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this quote is the source of the noah, get the boat meme.

    • @tomsmith6379
      @tomsmith6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Considering primate potential intelligence I don't get why the gorillas didn't throw the humans off and let the orangutans drive

  • @benodaboy
    @benodaboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Man that divorce one was harsh.
    Makes me all the more determined to never do that to my future kids.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Benjamin Gibson Well, make sure that you have really worked things out with your spouse before even so much as CONSIDERING kids.

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean most divorces aren’t like the one in the story, and most of the time you can’t predict that in 20 yrs ur going to hate each other
      So honestly, that dad in the story did everything he could’ve, and if u ever play that role, just know that it rly wasn’t ur fault
      (-from a kid who’s parents divorced after 25 yrs and 2 kids, lots of love)

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nicholaspeters9919 well, my mum got married to a man that she didn't know at all. My mum was getting her name put in a newspaper looking for date by her friends as a joke because she broke off with her boyfriend because her dad didn't agree with him as her boyfriend was a cop. Not long after, a man from different island, about hundreds kilometer away, suddenly pop out in front of her house, saying that he want to propose her. They went on an hour interview, and i don't know why, my mom and her parents agreed. Mind you, he was no one back then, no job, not a handsome guy, very skinny, and look just like ordinary lower class person. He went back to his hometown, with no way of communication at all, a week later, he came back and set everything ready. They finally married a day after, and they are still together for more than 30 years. I thought this was bs, but every single relatives of mine always told the same. In the end, i just want to say that yes, you wouldn't know what will happen in the next 20 years, but that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Monkey King damn that’s actually a real cute story, congrats for them ^^
      It’s things like that that make you kind of believe in fate

  • @chrisiscool
    @chrisiscool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Can that person with divorced parents write a book? His telling is so interesting!!!

  • @Chaoticstorm
    @Chaoticstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that disabled mom and treating that hook/ blade on her stub like it was a hidden weapon. If I was in that kind of situation I doubt I’d be able to make a joke like that.

  • @frostyy_225
    @frostyy_225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    EM: tell ur dad ur don’t like him
    OP: I see that the council has already made their decision. But since it’s a stupida** decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

  • @solarflare7015
    @solarflare7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Imagine fighting someone and their arm falls off to reveal a built in shank and they threaten you with it *shivers*

    • @ultinato6799
      @ultinato6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee Being A Pirate Is Alright With Me!

    • @tinuvielthefair81
      @tinuvielthefair81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @trapwrk
      @trapwrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah I would have a sword as hand

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultinato6799 ah the life

    • @Da-choppa
      @Da-choppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Built. In. Shank.
      MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • @FoxPhantom21
    @FoxPhantom21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We need to give that Op's mom a "hand" for the epic halloween story

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that mother with the prosthetic arm at the end. Seeing people who have wonderful relationships with their parents just makes me so happy to see.

  • @collegesportscast8572
    @collegesportscast8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Wow, that second one really hit home for me. It's very similar to how my life has played out. I was about 10 or 11 when I was signed out from school from my crazy mother (who was doing drugs at the time) and driven 2 states over. I stupidly believed everything she told me about my father, who is the best dad I could ask for. I didn't see my father for over 3 months before he finally won me and my siblings back through court. But the most memorable times in those months without my father was the countless sleepless nights I had, crying into my pillow, thinking why I couldn't see my dad again.
    That's a really short summary, didn't really explain anything too much, but I didn't want to write a whole novel. Anyways, thanks if you read this.

  • @rarepinay2065
    @rarepinay2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    i love the mom with the prosthetic arm says " come on then " and points the sharp hook at Karen tbh if that was my mom she would be my hero to

    • @spicy1945
      @spicy1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if you could choose your own mother?

  • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg
    @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "how old are you?"
    "Whatever years old."

  • @redplayz9008
    @redplayz9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My fave line: “then she let me hv way to many donuts”

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    You had to mime things? That sounds like sign language with extra steps

    • @aikologic
      @aikologic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Should've told her she can't talk because it's rude and excludes her from the conversation.

    • @2gamers21
      @2gamers21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like mr. Mime

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@2gamers21 mis. mime but every thing else was spot on

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Answer this:
      If you can only do sign language with one arm, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrOof-ob8uw it's God telling you to shut the fuck up

  • @leaderunith4l324
    @leaderunith4l324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I’m imagining that mum saying “come on then” like the Black Knight in Monty Python

    • @theslashmanrc7503
      @theslashmanrc7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
      "TIS BUT A SCRATCH!" or
      "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have at you!

    • @mistereyeball2479
      @mistereyeball2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alright. We’ll call it a draw

    • @katelynruth31
      @katelynruth31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Look ya bastard, you got no dignity left!"

    • @katelynruth31
      @katelynruth31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Entitled Person: "I'm invincible!!"
      Everyone else: "You're a loony."

  • @karangaglani5854
    @karangaglani5854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    that dude's mom's patience is literally on different levels, even if she popped off later tho

  • @jarvisr42
    @jarvisr42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good Lord, this kids mom is all types of awesome.

  • @kab2664
    @kab2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    😂🤣 oh crap that got me
    Bad mother: oh I left you a voice mail didn't you hear it?
    That had me rolling

  • @tarnaualex8671
    @tarnaualex8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Mom: "Come on then"
    Op: "i wish i was old enough to realise just how hilarious that was..."
    *I died*

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That first lady would probably get mad at other people speaking their native language because _"It's ride not to include me in conversations"_

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OP's mum is amazing.
    Especially the education of the kids about the dangers of playing around trains.

  • @N3bu14Gr4y
    @N3bu14Gr4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As someone who worked in deaf telephone relay, I can confirm that horrible hearing families affect 50% of deaf people. Deaf people with nice families tend to be horrible themselves. This is because 99% of deaf people now use video relay, and the only ones still using my format are either too stubborn to switch or their families don't care.
    Work in relay long enough, and you'll turn into a misanthrope.

  • @dasantihero2827
    @dasantihero2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "An entitled mother rips the arm off a disabled person."
    Who tf does she think she is? Beowulf?

  • @shaydedsoul
    @shaydedsoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Even though your mom is in the wrong even harder, I have to imagine that both of your parents were being immature, and involving you too much in things you shouldn't have had to worry about. You remind me of me.

  • @SparksXtra
    @SparksXtra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:37
    Eleventy-seven thousand million.

    • @NotChinmayi
      @NotChinmayi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes guys eleventh IS A NUMBER

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Rips off arm showing hook
    "HAVE AT YE THIEN SCALLYWAG"

    • @niccolosantana7957
      @niccolosantana7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When Karen said “You only have one kid” My response would be something like “Yeah, and only one arm too!” The comeback in the comments only get better with the videos

    • @seicoonie5584
      @seicoonie5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im now dying from laughter

    • @3ch0h3art4
      @3ch0h3art4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Monty Python and the Entitled Family

    • @a-cell4564
      @a-cell4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ech0 H3ART is it bad if I said that I would definitely watch that? I understood the reference, and want it so badly.

  • @pricklybiscuit
    @pricklybiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Negative eleventy-seven-thousand-million is my new favorite number

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      mine is 4

    • @flare0114
      @flare0114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Your Standard Dart So they had to pay you eleventy-seven thousand million dollars?

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your ass is my favorite ass

    • @AwesomeNinjaXD
      @AwesomeNinjaXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that just -117,000,000,000?

    • @ErrantMasa
      @ErrantMasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that leaves Keanu Reeves about seven billion (or 7,000 million in long count) short. Please find it in your hearts to donate twelvety-four thousand million schmeckles so Keanu may spread His kung-fu wisdom across all dimensions! Peace And Love!!!
      (If any of you think I'm serious, shame on you.)

  • @averagebriarmain
    @averagebriarmain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    person: has clear proof they are disabled, a cane, metal leg, multiple stitches on their chest and a handicap license plate
    karen: OMG YOUR FAKING

    • @ElFrogge
      @ElFrogge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen and her spawn no you can't be disabled when we are around! Any sensible person stfu

    • @Brock_Lee501
      @Brock_Lee501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But, it wasn’t very obvious.

  • @robanddawnramcharan6408
    @robanddawnramcharan6408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When my wife started using a wheelchair, I thought having that blue handicapped tag would prevent a lot of these conversations. Turned out I was wrong.

  • @seanocansey2956
    @seanocansey2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    To the person whose mother had one arm: your mum is a *Legend* 😎

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Ocansey
      What if it’s a Karen?

    • @unreal2920
      @unreal2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stand user 『Mastasrasmas』
      Legendary stand user “karen”
      Stand “bigger karen”

    • @derpderp132
      @derpderp132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Ocansey I would like but its at 123 likes and I’ll like it later when someone else likes it.

    • @Mastasrasmas
      @Mastasrasmas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baron Loudermilk don’t worry fam I’ll do it

  • @MrsDreavus
    @MrsDreavus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Video: 10 mins ago.
    Comments: 15 mins ago.
    HMMMMMM...

    • @VintageRose_05
      @VintageRose_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me:14 years ago
      A fetus

    • @instant8399
      @instant8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/hmmm

    • @gone3305
      @gone3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Impossible Time Travel

    • @gregorygolub3315
      @gregorygolub3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Back to the future: TH-cam Edition

    • @bowvauls2210
      @bowvauls2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HeLo IaM YoUtUbE AnD I DeFo
      DoNoT dRiNk

  • @salticidae4527
    @salticidae4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that one armed mother. Just seems very wholesome to be around.

  • @KrispyKat69
    @KrispyKat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *”Oh! I left you a voicemail,did you hear it?”* 💀

  • @TJKKelly-ej7en
    @TJKKelly-ej7en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Mom: *Lost her arm in fight*
    Me: NOTHING BUT A SMALL SCRATCH

    • @vivimannequin
      @vivimannequin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tis but a scratch

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vivimannequin stole my thought XD

    • @spyr0guy
      @spyr0guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have at you!

    • @Jinxanator66
      @Jinxanator66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vivimannequin a scratch?! Your whole arm is off!

    • @vivimannequin
      @vivimannequin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jinxanator66 actually I have no arms

  • @yeahboii5640
    @yeahboii5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    i was watching rSlash when rSlash posted a video

  • @splitzgaming2046
    @splitzgaming2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everyone: insert random talks
    Me: what number starts with eleventy-7.

  • @RFXN_Emulator
    @RFXN_Emulator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:23 I'VE NEVER CLIMED A FENCE THAT HIGH BEFORE! And then I woke up at home...

  • @thepyroghoul
    @thepyroghoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    13:57 "we have you 7 to 1"
    "I like those odds."

  • @shaylachartrand5095
    @shaylachartrand5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Chapter 2: the part where it gets interesting.”
    That’s my kind of chapter labeling.

    • @ngozijones5697
      @ngozijones5697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I giggled when i saw that cause i knew it was going to be epic

    • @lukejoseph19
      @lukejoseph19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the end of the story too

    • @jscar06
      @jscar06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt this story so hard. My birthgiver brought my dad up on parental kidnapping charges because my brother and I DECIDED we wanted to live with him rather than her, and she just wouldn't accept it. He had to fly us back to where she lived (we were visiting him for the summer, 1996). Three years later, we were older, made the same decision, and the courts sided with us. She and I have been NC for nearly a decade, ultimately for other reasons.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s easy to do that when you’re writing fiction

  • @solami3910
    @solami3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "an entitled mother rips off an arm off of a disabled person" that came out so fast and holy shit I was shocked

  • @hunterpeelman3946
    @hunterpeelman3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mother : *bass bossed* my arm

  • @its_sulis6358
    @its_sulis6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    Imagine if there was an entitled person with a TH-cam channel who rants about rslash and how he is a entitled person 😂
    if only...

    • @VK-ve5dj
      @VK-ve5dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Bruh moment

    • @irenerandazzo4206
      @irenerandazzo4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Omg i will do that! As a comedy gig. It would be a good idea 😂😂😂

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Tempted to do it as a parody.

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      That would be illuminaughti. Another reddit youtuber who claimed rslash got famous by using bots for his subs.

    • @chubb3034
      @chubb3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *in entitled person voice* RSLASH IS THE *WORST* TH-camR ON THE PLANET, HE *CORRUPTS* OUR YOUTH

  • @ikaro342
    @ikaro342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "It's... well, a _debacle_ "
    That was extra fancy, rSlash

    • @theblevinator
      @theblevinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only heard that word from SomethingelseYT's music video: Something Else

  • @skynetic64
    @skynetic64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That story about the crazy mother from the divorce hit home in a way I never thought a Reddit post could. I have a very similar thing going on in my life right now.
    This is what I also posted on Reddit a while ago:
    My mother and father have been divcored since I was very young, but what was good was that I got to visit both houses regularly, half of the week at mom’s house and half of the week at my dad’s house. They were given explicit rules not to talk poorly about each other around me, but my mother didn’t care about that rule. Almost every day she would say something bad about my father, be it a small comment like his hair, or something huge like an argument that happened ages ago. She commonly did this so she could get me to grow resentment towards him. This didn’t work as after all this time, I think he is better than mom. My father has had major anger issues for a long time now. But he soon realized that his anger issues were causing me to become distant with him. So he has started being more understanding and calm in arguments, while also being willing to listen to reason. This was the key thing that made my parents different.
    My mother has been caught drinking several times by several people, including cops. And now she has started taking “action” by going to therapy and stopping her drinking habits. This I don’t really believe as she has stated several times before that she stopped drinking when she clearly hasn’t. Just a few days ago, I came home from a half a week with my father, and saw a bottle of alcohol in the freezer. At this time my uncle was living with me and mom, but he hasn’t been home for around a week and a half. She clearly was lying when she stated “it’s your uncle’s bottle.” So this led me to believe that she has been secretly drinking behind my back. Also, at this time my mother has gotten into petty argument after petty argument with me every night, whether it be staying up late or even having any lights on at all. My father and others would later say that it was a common tactic by her to get me to raise my voice to make myself seem like the bad guy to the neighbors that could hear us. She would constantly push my buttons to get a reaction, and I tried everything; not stooping to her level (she ended up saying stuff loudly that made me seem like the bad guy) trying to be reasonable (won’t listen to reason) or even flat out ignoring her (she would threaten to get rid of my valuables). This has been going on for so long now and I’m afraid what she would do if I were to leave her to stay at my dad’s house for longer times in a week, I think she might attempt either sui*ide or selling everything I didn’t take with me.

    • @C0smic-Fear
      @C0smic-Fear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so sorry that happened to you. You don't deserve that, and neither does any one else.

  • @iamafuckingfailure
    @iamafuckingfailure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This karen in her mind:
    *RIP AND ̶T̶E̶A̶R̶ ANNOY FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON*

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip and take whatever she takes off 'er.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    WOAH WOAH, DUDE! NO! Don't even JOKE about parent entitlement being a disability! They're already entitled enough!

    • @stuartfaulds1580
      @stuartfaulds1580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly in the Uk there are a LOT of people who park in the disabled spots even though they don't have a disabled badge, personally I use the term Mental Defective to refer to them (the able bodied twannocks who just park in the disabled/handicapped parking bays). The few I've caught getting out of their cars generally respond "So what ?" when told that it's a disabled bay.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stuartfaulds1580 And that's why there needs to be actual punishment for shit like that, unless it's an actual, certifiable emergency, like... I dunno, a doctor happening to be in the parking lot, while someone's dying inside.

  • @TheLatinaBabyGurl
    @TheLatinaBabyGurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    One of my best friends since high school has only one arm. Honestly, she is able to do things way better than me or anyone else with two arms that I know. I very much admire how she was able to turn things around for herself and come out ahead. She is a very amazing and strong person.

  • @homeboundgames7369
    @homeboundgames7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just like to think that the Karen and Reddit user are the same people in different universes.

  • @a-hazardous-a9496
    @a-hazardous-a9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That kid backing his mom up in the fight is a bond they'll never forget lmao

  • @spaceaids3549
    @spaceaids3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    rslash: curses
    me: legit gets scared because I was falling asleep

    • @owensvlogs5428
      @owensvlogs5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mood af

    • @gritty6
      @gritty6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pussy

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gritty6 rabbit

    • @gritty6
      @gritty6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shade45- lol

    • @thetrollege
      @thetrollege 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CaP_Al0t no cursing in this christen comment section

  • @onetwothreefourfivesixseve8526
    @onetwothreefourfivesixseve8526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "Then my mom bought me too many doughnuts"
    Someone got donut drunk

    • @lpsgirlanimations3974
      @lpsgirlanimations3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dylan T donut high

    • @alfawolf__cos2848
      @alfawolf__cos2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just made my day even better

    • @argentin2306
      @argentin2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/hJwZaKFPvok/w-d-xo.html

    • @gryphonsong4082
      @gryphonsong4082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sugar high was glorious I’m sure.

    • @clowned6471
      @clowned6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always spell it doughnut

  • @thehuman8481
    @thehuman8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I hear a Entitled parent story, this makes me glad that I have amazing parents and brother. I feel bad for people who have some of the worst family members or run into awful people who are willing to ruin people’s lives for their own gain.

  • @Wilzyy
    @Wilzyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    extremely rare (though bleep'd) curse from rSlash at 8:45 was SO CATHARTIC. goodness that custody war was insane.

  • @jussometoucan2337
    @jussometoucan2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    The prosthetic arm story is obviously fake,
    There’s no way a guy could’ve slept with that Karen more than once

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Solution: different dads

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You'd be surprised. My best friend's mom is a mega-Karen, but her dad is cool. They have 3 kids together, because he loves her & still thinks she'll "be better eventually." It's kind of sad.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Could have been a bunch of guys once each.

    • @lyricmailloux2803
      @lyricmailloux2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amanda Slocomb
      yep that is the ONLY answer

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol lol lol and LOL

  • @CrazedNinjaCat
    @CrazedNinjaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    So... the entitled mother left 5 of her 6 children to not get arrested?
    Wow

    • @Samizouza
      @Samizouza ปีที่แล้ว

      The one-armed mum should've pressed charges

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly that guy's mom sounds like a blast to hang out with.

  • @rudeboi6502
    @rudeboi6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the one armed mom is doing is amazing by teaching youth about the dangers of playing near the train tracks. Back when I was in High School (about 5 years ago), one of our classmates was killed a few years ago because he got hit by a train. It was a very traumatic experience for a majority of the school since he was one of the more popular kids.

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The mom who rarely uses the disabled parking space, I give kudos to u ma’am for thinking of others even tho u r literally permitted and encouraged to use

  • @jacobshort2468
    @jacobshort2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Y'know, like a liar."
    John Mulaney:
    "And I said no. Y'know, like a liar."
    "It was a lie, to get drugs. Y'know, like a crime."

    • @liamwatson9749
      @liamwatson9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god John Mulaney is my favorite lol

    • @howdyfellas1397
      @howdyfellas1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I immediately thought John Mulaney when I heard that 😂

    • @ForestskiesOfficial
      @ForestskiesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@howdyfellas1397 it said in the post that it was in reference to John Mulaney.

  • @Helena-qq7td
    @Helena-qq7td 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    my grandpa was fully deaf and his mom actually did the same thing. sign language, or as she called it: 'hand waving', looked rude in her eyes so he couldn't do it in their house.
    safe to say he didn't have a good relationship with his parents. he didn't like to talk about his youth at all.
    i still remember how proud he was when i used sign language when i was little :')

  • @circomnia9984
    @circomnia9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel the person in the first story. My family did not want me either. I came home one day, and my dad was dancing around, waving a fistful of cash in the air, shouting "Hey, look what I got for you!!!". I was feeling very happy at first, as I have never gotten anything before that!!
    In my head I started imagining all the cool things I could buy, but then I decided to show them what sharing was really all about. I decided that I would use the money, to buy each one of them a gift. This thought gave me a really nice, warm and fuzzy feeling inside!!
    That feeling faded quickly though, when he explained the money wasn't for me. Turns out he sold me.

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I swear every time I see an “excuse me” from an EM in these posts I want to smack my head against a wall repeatedly

  • @Karma92008
    @Karma92008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kid: is deaf
    Mom: I left you a voicemail didn’t you listen to it?
    The most Karen thing ever said.

  • @astralguardian5930
    @astralguardian5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:40 Oh boy, there goes the whole "I hAvE mOrE kIdS" argument.

  • @zoeblopaistinpannu5278
    @zoeblopaistinpannu5278 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how rslash starts talking to OP, giving advice to someone who is by their own words ''profoundly deaf''

  • @MHBW81
    @MHBW81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Loved the mom with one arm. Reminded me of my aunts father in law that went by the name Captain Hook after blowing his hand off with fireworks in his teens. He had a prostetic hand but usually just wore a hook.
    Don't be stupid with fireworks kids!

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    **rips off prothestic arm**
    "You've triggered my secret weapon!"

    • @theslashmanrc7503
      @theslashmanrc7503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!"

    • @user-db6zr5hm4u
      @user-db6zr5hm4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fool! You fell for it! T H U N D E R C R O S S S P L I T A T T A C K

    • @drippyphil661
      @drippyphil661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-db6zr5hm4u no one has survived it

    • @kellythekitty5190
      @kellythekitty5190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've activated my trap card!

    • @ElFrogge
      @ElFrogge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kellythekitty5190 its time to d d d d duel!

  • @riccardocalosso5688
    @riccardocalosso5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Where do you wanna go?"
    "Washington DC"
    "Chicago it is!"
    10/10 parenting, right there!

  • @ileezamotherofrain4537
    @ileezamotherofrain4537 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know someone who worked as an elementary teacher's aide for decades . She told me the biggest security issue they used to have to worry about was non-custodial parents trying to kidnap the students (that and one teacher's stalker coming to the school--scary). These days, sadly, that is no longer the big security issue on their minds...

  • @shebakoby
    @shebakoby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    sounds like the OP in the mom that kept trying to kidnap him from his dad, sounds like he needs to post about his mom in stores which belong on r/raisedbynarcissists.

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shebakoby after hearing in the second story that the kidnapping made the news I googled it. And I did in fact find an article about the ordeal.

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericaschaidt8588 oh really what was it called?

    • @Caprifoolaceae
      @Caprifoolaceae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@senacario5942 losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/04/06/police-mother-abducts-12-year-old-son-after-bitter-divorce/

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caprifoolaceae thank you

    • @thatonerefriedbean_joaquin2790
      @thatonerefriedbean_joaquin2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh. More like r/insaneparents

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Me: **Exists**
    Entitled Parents:
    LISTEN, IS THAT AN INNOCENT CHILD VOICE I HEAR?
    IT'S SPEAKING FOR ME LOUD AND CLEAR!
    ON THE WIND!
    PAST THE STARS!
    ON YOUR EAR!

  • @YourFavoriteDumbass.
    @YourFavoriteDumbass. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deaf girl: *writes something in notebook*
    Mom: you know what, I don’t like your tone

  • @ambinthewild9687
    @ambinthewild9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to have a coworker with a prosthetic arm, attached at the shoulder. He had a great sense of humor about it. He once walked around the office cubicles with it sticking up straight in the air.