Beowulf (FULL Audiobook)

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  • @brainpowerhill7228
    @brainpowerhill7228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Loved this book!
    My favorite part- 0:00

    • @rafaelsumano
      @rafaelsumano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Brainpower Hill mine is 2:46:12

    • @camstewart1134
      @camstewart1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rafael Sumano me too

    • @jenniferperez1140
      @jenniferperez1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Johnm.499
      @Johnm.499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rafaelsumano is this because you sat through whole book?.

    • @Johnm.499
      @Johnm.499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are weak

  • @wesleypierre8227
    @wesleypierre8227 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    You will never know how great a thing you are doing by reading this for others and allowing it to be free up there public. Keep up the good work

  • @miriamkaiser9737
    @miriamkaiser9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    1:37:56 Audio: "End of Section 9" In the Dover Thrift Edition it is the end of section 27.
    1:42:07 End of section 28.
    1:45:34 End of section 29.
    1:51:12 End of section 30.
    1:55:16 Audio: "End of Section 10" In the Dover Thrift Edition it is the end of section 31.
    2:00:13 End of section 32.
    2:04:07 End of section 33.
    2:07:44 Audio: "End of Section 11" In the DTE it is the end of section 34.

  • @KarinaDaydream
    @KarinaDaydream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I tried to read this and couldn’t understand, so I tried to listen to it... I still don’t understand

    • @ihavell5604
      @ihavell5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The guy reading is doing so in real time. He should have practiced first. If the narrator had any rhythm it would be easier to understand I think.

    • @MrKbonez
      @MrKbonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ihavell5604 nope. This was written before English even existed. What we are hearing is just a translation. The rhythm of the original is lost therewith, although readings with subtitles exist if you look for them.

    • @ihavell5604
      @ihavell5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrKbonezWow Thanks for the big scoop.. Beowulf of course was passed down as oral tradition. However this version is from a 13th century version of the story when English DID exist.

    • @ihavell5604
      @ihavell5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hence. It being written down

    • @fireteaJK
      @fireteaJK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrKbonez even if this is not the original text, a good translator still tries to maintain all its characteristics in their interpretation. Of course, not everything can be translated and some things will inevitably be lost in the process, but maintaining a sense of rhythm in a *poem*, which is litirally defined by the fact that it HAS rhythm, does not sound like something that can be omitted.

  • @dawnandalan9363
    @dawnandalan9363 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:22 Prologue
    3:06 Chapter 1
    6:14 Chapter 2
    10:00 Section 2
    10:16 Chapter 3

  • @shadwkeepr9107
    @shadwkeepr9107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    For anybody listening to this for a class-- do yourself a favor and read/listen to Seamus Heaney's translation. There are many translations of Beowulf and some are easier to read than others

    • @zmhmusic
      @zmhmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it really that good? I’ve been wondering about it for a while

    • @shadwkeepr9107
      @shadwkeepr9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zmhmusic If you're reading Beowulf for enjoyment or simply to understand the story then yeah, I'd recommend it. Heaney takes some artistic liberties in his translation, which in my opinion helps the poem's readability. However, if it's more accuracy to the original text that you're needing (i.e. for a university level academic paper) then there are other translations that might be better for that. At least that's what I understand from my undergrad research- I'm not an expert in Old English. Heaney's translation is worth a read either way

    • @roastbeefy0weefy
      @roastbeefy0weefy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can confirm it is an accessible and pithy translation. Also has some pretty sick cover art for a paperback.

  • @jamesl2046
    @jamesl2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I am ✨confused ✨

    • @yuhyuhyuhyuh3515
      @yuhyuhyuhyuh3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeee tooooo

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's unironically no saxon story more simple than Beowulf other than the Heliand.

    • @lifebyasia
      @lifebyasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this two years ago and watched the movie and I feel.. ✨ the same✨😂😂

  • @juulity
    @juulity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    watch the 2007 adaptation a few times and then read it! the movie is very different than this epic poem, but the vocabulary and visuals are very similar and it helps with understanding the unfamiliar words that are present here, and helps to put everything together into an understandable story. I read the book in 2 days a couple years ago and it’s my favorite story to this day!

  • @drseuss7802
    @drseuss7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like how Beowulf told stories in the movie, the speech of a warrior when he speaks is praise and honor. Every line in this epic can be spoken alive like that! Read that book to your kids like you're telling them of a great warrior, and you're in great company telling them

    • @RustMonsterMilk
      @RustMonsterMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      War does not make one great.

    • @brandonsellers4888
      @brandonsellers4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends on what your fighting for can war make one great in the eyes of others.

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RustMonsterMilk If Beowulf existed at all, he was great not because he fought in wars, anyone can do that, but rather because he was willing to serve his people and others, buying with his own life their peace. That's what a hero (or heroine) does.

    • @RustMonsterMilk
      @RustMonsterMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JamesRDavenport Okay, take your pills bud. It was a Star Wars quote.

  • @okthisisepic4877
    @okthisisepic4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This book is actually fire, and this is coming from a person who is dyslexic and hates reading, at first I fucking hated it I spent an hour reading three pages in the beginning but then after reading 15 pages it became so much easier and it started to make sense and started to actually get good, I tried listening to the audio but it never helped I would definitely recommend just reading it and breaking it down after 15 pages trust me it really does help, also jot down notes in like a Google dock it really helped me and it started to piece things together, it also helped imagining this book like seven deadly sins or magi it made a lot more enjoyable.

    • @onigiri555
      @onigiri555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      glad you’re enjoying it im currently confused and would rather do anything else but read this

  • @justcullen9304
    @justcullen9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Honestly, I hate English class.

    • @spoopy._.cheems
      @spoopy._.cheems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same

    • @wasabivolcano8696
      @wasabivolcano8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      baby deku

    • @rebeccasims5071
      @rebeccasims5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @cron1165
      @cron1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wish I got to read this in English class, I got stuck having to research shitty Shakespeare plays

    • @lvjes6
      @lvjes6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha same now im here trying to do my homework and still don’t understand 😒😒

  • @robertnewberry8296
    @robertnewberry8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Job
    9 Then Job replied:
    2
    “Indeed, I know that this is true.
    But how can mere mortals prove their innocence before God?
    3
    Though they wished to dispute with him,
    they could not answer him one time out of a thousand.
    4
    His wisdom is profound, his power is vast.
    Who has resisted him and come out unscathed?
    5
    He moves mountains without their knowing it
    and overturns them in his anger.
    6
    He shakes the earth from its place
    and makes its pillars tremble.
    7
    He speaks to the sun and it does not shine;
    he seals off the light of the stars.
    8
    He alone stretches out the heavens
    and treads on the waves of the sea.
    9
    He is the Maker of the Bear[a] and Orion,
    the Pleiades and the constellations of the south.
    10
    He performs wonders that cannot be fathomed,
    miracles that cannot be counted.
    11
    When he passes me, I cannot see him;
    when he goes by, I cannot perceive him.
    12
    If he snatches away, who can stop him?
    Who can say to him, ‘What are you doing?’
    13
    God does not restrain his anger;
    even the cohorts of Rahab cowered at his feet.
    14
    “How then can I dispute with him?
    How can I find words to argue with him?
    15
    Though I were innocent, I could not answer him;
    I could only plead with my Judge for mercy.
    16
    Even if I summoned him and he responded,
    I do not believe he would give me a hearing.
    17
    He would crush me with a storm
    and multiply my wounds for no reason.
    18
    He would not let me catch my breath
    but would overwhelm me with misery.
    19
    If it is a matter of strength, he is mighty!
    And if it is a matter of justice, who can challenge him[b]?
    20
    Even if I were innocent, my mouth would condemn me;
    if I were blameless, it would pronounce me guilty.
    21
    “Although I am blameless,
    I have no concern for myself;
    I despise my own life.
    22
    It is all the same; that is why I say,
    ‘He destroys both the blameless and the wicked.’
    23
    When a scourge brings sudden death,
    he mocks the despair of the innocent.
    24
    When a land falls into the hands of the wicked,
    he blindfolds its judges.
    If it is not he, then who is it?
    25
    “My days are swifter than a runner;
    they fly away without a glimpse of joy.
    26
    They skim past like boats of papyrus,
    like eagles swooping down on their prey.
    27
    If I say, ‘I will forget my complaint,
    I will change my expression, and smile,’
    28
    I still dread all my sufferings,
    for I know you will not hold me innocent.
    29
    Since I am already found guilty,
    why should I struggle in vain?
    30
    Even if I washed myself with soap
    and my hands with cleansing powder,
    31
    you would plunge me into a slime pit
    so that even my clothes would detest me.
    32
    “He is not a mere mortal like me that I might answer him,
    that we might confront each other in court.
    33
    If only there were someone to mediate between us,
    someone to bring us together,
    34
    someone to remove God’s rod from me,
    so that his terror would frighten me no more.
    35
    Then I would speak up without fear of him,
    but as it now stands with me, I cannot.
    Footnotes:
    Job 9:9 Or of Leo
    Job 9:19 See Septuagint; Hebrew me.

  • @caitlan1375
    @caitlan1375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    ch 1- 3:07

  • @EthanBurton
    @EthanBurton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Did all these highschool students comment their progress as a bookmark here.

  • @robertnewberry8296
    @robertnewberry8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Then blazed forth light. ’Twas bright within
    as when from the sky there shines unclouded
    heaven’s candle.

  • @faramund9865
    @faramund9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder how many more of these ancient Germanic poems are hidden in old libraries.

  • @robertnewberry8296
    @robertnewberry8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Indeed, I know that this is true. it's true.

  • @project9111
    @project9111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    17:30

  • @Birbo_the_bird
    @Birbo_the_bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I get to my first day of school today, and apparently we were supposed to hv read this. We were told we had no work to do over the summer. Now everyone in my class needs to read this by Monday-

  • @nickscurvy8635
    @nickscurvy8635 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is really cool how they managed to translate this to modern English while still apparently preserving or at least attempting to reproduce it as a poem. I have never heard a poem done in the style of Germanic/Norse epics, with the alliterative scheme. It's really cool.

  • @jamesbartlettt
    @jamesbartlettt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yeah so in english Right now and had to READ it so I wanted to find an audio book. thank you for this

  • @mrnine66
    @mrnine66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Yeah i cant understand whats going on here

  • @AnilKumar-mp9hk
    @AnilKumar-mp9hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    36:46 chapter 11
    53:30 chapter 16

  • @michaelshannon6134
    @michaelshannon6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They say, even if a lion could speak English we would not understand him, because his frame of reference is so removed from our own. Maybe this is what a lion would sound like if it spoke English, technically it makes sense but its incomprehensible.

  • @robertnewberry8296
    @robertnewberry8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    XVIII
    A CUP she gave him, with kindly greeting
    and winsome words. Of wounden gold,
    she offered, to honor him, arm-jewels twain,
    corselet and rings, and of collars the noblest
    that ever I knew the earth around.
    Beowulf lov’d, these battle-weeds wear,
    a royal treasure, and richly thrive!
    Preserve thy strength, and these striplings here
    counsel in kindness: requital be mine.
    Hast done such deeds, that for days to come
    thou art famed among folk both far and near,
    so wide as washeth the wave of Ocean
    his windy walls. Through the ways of life
    prosper, O prince! I pray for thee
    rich possessions. To son of mine
    be helpful in deed and uphold his joys!

  • @meihwadeclerk3147
    @meihwadeclerk3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fantastic! Well read, thank you so much for this wonderful gift❤️

  • @devinsword5777
    @devinsword5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i realy wanna listen to this, but its stressing my linguistic skills to the max. so far, i understand about 85% of it

    • @bashkillszombies
      @bashkillszombies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh? Why? It's in English ffs? Admittedly the guy is a woeful narrator, but Libravox narrators tend to have the same really nasal American accent and barely high school reading skills.

    • @devinsword5777
      @devinsword5777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah its old english, i can understand each individual word, but strung together like this, my mind needs to work overtime to translate into modern english

    • @joshuajackson4742
      @joshuajackson4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Devin Sword if this was old English you wouldn’t even understand one word. This is modern English, it isn’t even Middle English. The whole thing is fully translated into modern English. What the fuck are you on about.

    • @johnathanb2114
      @johnathanb2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devinsword5777 Narrate it better if you dare critique your own work show your resolve.

    • @devinsword5777
      @devinsword5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnathanb2114 ... not critiquing anything other then my own lack of linguistic skill dude. chill.

  • @jssclpz1704
    @jssclpz1704 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20:18 Chapter 23
    1:34:09 Chapter 26

  • @aurelijusvijunas529
    @aurelijusvijunas529 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's great to have these treasures online!

  • @ana-archy6201
    @ana-archy6201 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So we’re all here for the same reason huh?

  • @jeydex5348
    @jeydex5348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow that's hard to understand.
    I'm not a native speaker so I have to listen really hard to comprehend all that's going on, also there is a lot of descriptions so I'm really struggling with this book.
    But it still worth every minute.
    And thanks for the narration!

    • @kiwi_bird
      @kiwi_bird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a native speaker and I'm encountering the same problem! This is so tough to go through 😔

  • @markross6785
    @markross6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anybody else confused as fuck because the text they have from there assignments doesn't match up to this

    • @wilhelm-z4t
      @wilhelm-z4t 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's so funny. You have to translate Old English into Modern English. The language has changed drastically in over 1000 years. Different translators translate differently. Because this is public domain, I assume the translation that's being used is public domain. In other words, it's probably somewhat archaic besides being rather poetic. Young people today are so clueless.

  • @willgibbons1733
    @willgibbons1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't realise how poetic it was. I should have listened or read this much sooner. Shame on me.

  • @kiwi_bird
    @kiwi_bird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm trying really hard to like and visualize this epic but I think my phone addiction killed my attention span to understand this fully 😞

    • @jadenb5992
      @jadenb5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same😭

    • @chrisriley8755
      @chrisriley8755 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read the Book its A great Story. Unless you have poor vocabulary especially in old english it isnt Rocket Science whatever its a cool Book to.bad laymen cannot understand

    • @Arianna_2008
      @Arianna_2008 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s hard to understand

  • @robertnewberry8296
    @robertnewberry8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chapter 27
    For over their ale men also told
    that of these folk-horrors fewer she wrought,
    onslaughts of evil, after she went,
    gold-decked bride, to the brave young prince,
    atheling haughty, and Offa’s hall
    o’er the fallow flood at her father’s bidding
    safely sought, where since she prospered,
    royal, throned, rich in goods,
    fain of the fair life fate had sent her,
    and leal in love to the lord of warriors.
    He, of all heroes I heard of ever
    from sea to sea, of the sons of earth,
    most excellent seemed. Hence Offa was praised
    for his fighting and feeing by far-off men,
    the spear-bold warrior; wisely he ruled
    over his empire. Eomer woke to him,
    help of heroes, Hemming’s kinsman,
    Grandson of Garmund, grim in war.

    • @johnathanb2114
      @johnathanb2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, bravo no doubt a prolific man-o-war.

  • @rwshank
    @rwshank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you uploader for such a classic. Future listeners, nothing against the reader, he's going to bore you. He puts emphasis on words of his lacking vocabulary, which takes away from the flow of the story. Highly suggest finding a different reading.

  • @andukuluthri427
    @andukuluthri427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    99% of the comments:
    WHy aM I reAdIng ThiS If I doN't UndeStAnD it!
    Honestly, I am trying not to fall asleep

  • @project9111
    @project9111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    39:24

  • @brandonsellers4888
    @brandonsellers4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hidden in these words are truth speaking spirit to mind, listen well and learn what's been hidden from you. The historic nature of this work can show you the battle of man versus a different bloodline that was on the brim of extinction, the serpent, the dragon, the sea monsters, ect. Who knows what the men of renown have seen in their times of ancient past? Love this type of content because their mind hasn't been corrupted and jaded from institutional mouths of men.

  • @alana2998
    @alana2998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    43:28

  • @drseuss5407
    @drseuss5407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There was a story of two alphas
    Both wanted to reign
    One loved his brother and agreed they'd split
    Why compete until someone fell off, or they both felled each other
    One was dumb and became a beggar
    He saw what was good, and what wasn't, which his brother also did
    He wandered to end of the earth

    • @drseuss5407
      @drseuss5407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For overpopulation the problem is there's no good way to go for those who want, 65 prevent of this planet has been waiting all their life to go, they're forced to be here, and we overpopulate because it means you get 60 percent of someone else's income in child $upport, kids mean money and multiple partners and children
      Don't make available a fentanyl euthanasia drink by the 10,000 gallon vat and the 65 percent of the planet that world say thanks won't get to go yet, but might even replicate after some bad one night stands, and you won't more than double available resources, or you will keep 1M in insurance and state aid money never paid out, and social security they paid into, to the end you create some cool jobs for everyone and dispensaries and no more crime, and everyone in the world that remains will be people that actually want to be here without botch job suicide attempts for a worse existence, and everyone in the world would have two houses, two cars, an oil supplies to last the planet, and they could have a cow, with ice cream on top, unless they eat the cow, then they need another one
      Just saying..
      Or get an ass graft on your face when they keep trying and you get black fungus necrotizing your facial tissue, why get a facial? They keep trying
      Make euthanasia

    • @drseuss5407
      @drseuss5407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1/3 off the world population starving may reach 2/3. Dump ocean water into dry rivers with ocean fish, have an ocean river, desal at farms, steam distiller at the kitchen sink, disinfected and salt free
      Collect America's lawn mower clippings for more cattle, new jobs. Instead we export corn and beef and have a storage and import meat from other countries
      They tried to make viruses to eliminate half the world, they are unsuccessful, wait till a mobster has to get an ass graft on his face from some black fungus sprayed, unreal. 65 percent of the world would say thanks for a synthetic opioid euthanasia drink by the 10,000 gallon vat, I could have done agenda 21 better 8 years ago
      If you won't be compassionate to the majority, nor will the the ruling minority to all. To them it is a matter of choice: Theirs
      Soon your cities will be without water, unless you hire people for US currency which costs the same to print as unemployment without a future and pump desalinated water from the ocean into river systems
      we're not being drawn to the sun,
      There's two black holes on the surface, whatever was gravitationally drawn to the core went there, and the overall gravity of the sun increased but it got hotter but we're moving away and angry solar flares and CMEs are coming after us for leavingg
      Heat pushes clouds causing flooding on other parts of this planet while coronal mass ejection and solar flares from magnetic connections from the sun to the earth are increasing. One day maybe it will arc weld this iron ball if we don't cross elliptical orbit line with the moon. Tell NASA about the moon and a year and a half later they make Moonfall. They should make a euthanasia for everyone who wants to go, or be stuck to endure the future even if you don't want to be here at all???
      With the moon it'd be a tsunami one way and a volcano the other, the future of our relationship with the sun is a different issue
      However,
      65 percent of the planet would take a synthetic opioid drink by the 10,000 gallon vat and say thanks,
      1/3 off the world is starving to death, 5 percent need bones they can't or don't want to get replaced, 5 percent need organs they can't or don't want to get replaced, 5 percent are terminally ill 5 percent chronic pain, 5-10 percent never wanted to be here anyway, and everyone else will have a peaceful way to go when they want. There's no good way to go, some are 18 and 0 and going through death and not actually dying is not fun, some attempts are violent to go through. Instead of making a euthanasia available to everyone who wants to go they kill .08 percent of the world population in two years. Everyone was the target. I would have helped the 65 percent go 8 yrs ago.
      They're getting a dime instead of a dollar in creating good
      There needs to be a peaceful easy way for everyone when they want to go. Guy saves 1M in state aid, paid 600k in social security, doesn't have to die every day, just gets to leave before suffering. The guy with the kids gets 800 k from Uncle Sam in life insurance he never signed up for and Uncle Sam keeps the other 800k. Free euthanasia. Cut inflation by more than half, more than doubled available resources. Have a job by a company which pays all the taxes and picks up grass clippings M-S to take it to fields now with cows on it, 4x your US cattle with lawn mower clippings from every years, save 2500 on property taxes and make sure your clippings are out in your neighborhood on Tuesdays
      Pump desalinated water from ocean wave current into river systems ASAP. It costs the same to print unemployment and section 8 as it fits a job with a paycheck that won't even take your house away
      Here's your check if you love your neighbors and don't want to leave your free housing, and here's your bigger check if you want to rent on the private market
      More confusing paint corporations pay all the taxes making useful cool jobs like a mint company your paper actually goes somewhere and a quarter turns back into a dollar
      Dig out 10 ' of river bed and cast and set two 10' pipelines to being Atlantic ocean water to every house, use steam distiller for salt free disinfected water at the kitchen sink, dump waste water into sealed pipelines. It took a turn 2 years to dig out 10' of riverbed, everyone could be back to work working in every town and we'd be at with new infrastructure. Don't put salt in your water, have more salt for more roads in the winter.
      Send salt water straight to homes, they'll use a distiller for their few gallons of driving and cooking water and they're off toilet to tap loop. Use electrolysis for energy from salt water. At the very least, feed rivers with desal water immediately to quickly overcome drought shortages, no problem
      Make a grass and corn crop that grows in ocean water hybrid with say, oceanic grass root structures, best genetic corn crop growing in salt water in Texas and Arizona while you solar desalinate more oxygen and hydrogen into the air in a 24/7/365 grow season with ocean water and no weeds growing in salt water crops or lawns, fill your swimming pool with ocean water and water your lawn with salt water, don't put salt in your what salt water put it in the roads, use a small steam distiller made of glass and stainless to get disinfected and salt water free water for cooking and drinking, maybe an ocean let for your pool, were have to deal with ocean water rise, how about a Dolphin?
      Make more indoor fish farms, clean fish into a flash freezer, people eat fish, kid makes 90 k a year running fishing equipment not $9 an hour people eat well
      People could be cremated visible to the public and the smoke can be required in a gallon of water and the ashes and cement combined and people can be made into a concrete cast or flower pot. Otherwise, if they get cremated, without a filter, or dissolved in alkyld they go down a drain?
      And they had that place giving fake ashes and selling bodies
      Maybe you could make a wireless Tesla bridge (like when you touch a Tesla ball and the current comes towards you, though you are in the millivolts) to draw CMEs from the sun to say, Mars, maybe you'll stop the earth from frying

  • @jobicchakalisa7568
    @jobicchakalisa7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am trying to write a novel but listening to this makes me feel like im wasting my time

    • @ihavell5604
      @ihavell5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha. I doubt anyone would be able to follow you if you wrote anything like this. As modern phrasing and narrative style has changed somewhat.

    • @ugadugaga4972
      @ugadugaga4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ? Well for starters this is an epic poem not a novel so dont worry. Also I feel we have evolved story telling to tell... far more interesting stories

  • @leyale
    @leyale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the only time i'm hating english class

  • @user-fv3zl2mi8j
    @user-fv3zl2mi8j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite part: 2:46:12
    Not my cup of tea lol!

  • @allyholdridge999
    @allyholdridge999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    POV: you're crying while you listen because your mom was yelling at you and told you that you won't graduate. lol pov.

  • @Afghanultimatechallengers_auc
    @Afghanultimatechallengers_auc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:01:03 page 12 3rd co.

  • @lexi6754
    @lexi6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think my english teacher is just a sadist at this point

  • @Dean-no2yl
    @Dean-no2yl ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this as a young man in literature class later I bought the book it was in a poem form as this was later I am not sure which comic book company it was D C or Marvel put out a comic it did not stay out long but what there was of it I loved I am a simple man and normally I don’t understand any of these types of books but this I do love it 👍up to those who put this out

  • @LindzVachon
    @LindzVachon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Very nice :)

  • @Afghanultimatechallengers_auc
    @Afghanultimatechallengers_auc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25:07 p 17 co 2

  • @cynthiabuchanan3686
    @cynthiabuchanan3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is actual torture to listen to.

  • @wesleypierre8227
    @wesleypierre8227 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truth, I have a nice interest with readings like this and the O.E. worlds as well as the Anglo-Saxon era which Beowulf is set. Not much understanding but a bit of interest

  • @calebmurphy9406
    @calebmurphy9406 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't describe to you the nothing that I hear when I listen to this. It's not even like a foreign language, it's just white noise. Oh, old English.

    • @lazyacademic
      @lazyacademic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn’t old English - this is translated into modern English.

    • @tylerhenderson6111
      @tylerhenderson6111 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lazyacademic Probably google translate.

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25:25 chap 24

  • @bigtoe4344
    @bigtoe4344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    my kids do to sleep to this

  • @zoesdada8923
    @zoesdada8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If the comment section is any indication of the modern educational system we're doomed.

    • @TKFKU
      @TKFKU 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is. And yes, we are.

    • @casual_bill8749
      @casual_bill8749 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, that's been apparent for at least 20 years. I once tried to read my nephew and niece The Hobbit and they kept apologizing and saying they would be good for their mother. I was confused and devastated 😂😂😂

  • @avesc.a.586
    @avesc.a.586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25:00

  • @idaxam-tv5242
    @idaxam-tv5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bruh. This makes no sense

    • @theadis_
      @theadis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know what a kenning is? Appreciate a lot of archaic alliteration all at a pace swift? Honestly, if you read below your grade level (or even on-level) Beowulf (and Canterbury Tales for that matter) are probably going to be extremely difficult for you to keep up with. Unless you just really want to learn this stuff on your own, get a Spark or Cliff Notes.

  • @jmcelhannon541
    @jmcelhannon541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spark notes saves lives

  • @drewcollins9231
    @drewcollins9231 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 episode 1 for ASU students

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are two types of commenters:
    1. People genuinely interested in hearing an epic ancient story
    2. Pissed off high-school kids complaining about English class

  • @skjaldulfr
    @skjaldulfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What's a "shild"?

    • @johnathanb2114
      @johnathanb2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instrument for battle used in deflecting your enemies sword thrust.
      A shielding is a man of war.
      They are all shielding so men of war complete.

  • @soulstice7869
    @soulstice7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything

  • @SavannaBryant
    @SavannaBryant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:11:33

  • @Phizy99
    @Phizy99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:00

  • @spid3y101
    @spid3y101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04:27 19

  • @itzni4660
    @itzni4660 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 where my assignment chapter starts

  • @chevydevy7891
    @chevydevy7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant do online school anymore I swear to fucking god I am going to drop out, I'm not even in an honors english class and nothing makes any sense

  • @nobertosanchez647
    @nobertosanchez647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The epic of Gilgamesh vs the epic of Beowulf, which one is better and which one did it better?

    • @johnathanb2114
      @johnathanb2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yes Sir! -Forget not the Sir Gwain mighty in deed and courage and epic punch.

  • @maritzag1222
    @maritzag1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    49:53

  • @Churnszbznx
    @Churnszbznx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The things i do for history classes

  • @chikins567
    @chikins567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did he just say the n word 30:15

  • @jennyhong6222
    @jennyhong6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:31 “whose message had might in many a land”

  • @onipajata78
    @onipajata78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay... Grendel from the movie, I remember Grendel.

  • @whattheuses
    @whattheuses ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im to acoustic for this shit

  • @eirualrose6249
    @eirualrose6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Beowulf is written in old English not Shakespeare English but oh it’s not even English we as modern people would not be able to understand it

  • @ChiChi-vg7hq
    @ChiChi-vg7hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This shit is so ugh
    I have to read this for school 😑

    • @malikdann6989
      @malikdann6989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to bro

    • @kiera5234
      @kiera5234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dee's Lyrics TV same

    • @proudsaiyanprince2651
      @proudsaiyanprince2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uncultured and rootless. This story is essential to understand the western mindset.

    • @fhf794
      @fhf794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I finished reading this in school and love it. I'm actually teaching myself Anglo-Saxon.

    • @masontyksinski5323
      @masontyksinski5323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@proudsaiyanprince2651ok boomer

  • @ZoeyRose-fv2cl
    @ZoeyRose-fv2cl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    COOl. 😁

  • @jeremiahdavidmichaelgraham7777
    @jeremiahdavidmichaelgraham7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a true story I believe, grendal is a Sasquatch nephilim.

  • @drewcollins9231
    @drewcollins9231 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:14 Grendels hatred 2

  • @JamesRDavenport
    @JamesRDavenport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I get why people are having difficulty. It would help if Tad was more dramatic. Monotone throughout doesn't help those with no grasp of kennings, alliteration, poetry, and poor comprehension of their own modern English language get this story. All that said, if you're one of these bored students who will never appreciate this stuff anyway, the video ain't a shortcut. Just get the damn Cliff Notes and take your 70% on the final exam. You don't need this to sell paint or work at Walmart. Classics are wasted on the unwilling.

  • @Symphony-t3l
    @Symphony-t3l ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 this is literally just words. Yk what I mean?

  • @taoerjavec3063
    @taoerjavec3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Magnificent

  • @mistylara1401
    @mistylara1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    where is an original old english version? thanks

    • @addiroids
      @addiroids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve looked it up. Good luck understanding a single word. We are so fallen these days

    • @noelboyd6266
      @noelboyd6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea its totally lit fam

  • @ItsNotMoni
    @ItsNotMoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anybody reading this cuz they dont have english class, but they wanna listen to it personally?

  • @ukpoetry
    @ukpoetry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Affection-bless kennings, I.

  • @dan-gheorghe2277
    @dan-gheorghe2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:11 nine of the what? 🤨

  • @ceres5261
    @ceres5261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ehm.... yea I might fail this class

  • @elizabethclaypool7907
    @elizabethclaypool7907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Free time.

  • @jinjinjin_
    @jinjinjin_ ปีที่แล้ว

    0:22

  • @mako6441
    @mako6441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:14 🤨📸

  • @cameronpain3129
    @cameronpain3129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I confess!!! I wrote this!

  • @user-fv3zl2mi8j
    @user-fv3zl2mi8j 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beer, dragon-slaying, and more blah.
    What's new?
    Just here cuz I skimmed read it and needed info for essay, 😁😁😁

  • @AKennedy1331
    @AKennedy1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm only here cause I wasn't paying attention in class.

  • @jrayproductions7790
    @jrayproductions7790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a cool fucking story.

  • @kvntery
    @kvntery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what

  • @theoldmanriverwalk9472
    @theoldmanriverwalk9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what the fuck are they trying to teach me?

  • @anooshjaden9422
    @anooshjaden9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one who’s here for fun? 😬

  • @jackymarcel4108
    @jackymarcel4108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rodriguez Mark Miller Linda Allen Jose

  • @chrisriley8755
    @chrisriley8755 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Beowulf the Book the person who made the movie should be locked up and put the actual cool story i read this Book so many times in .middle school. Should have taken a couple copies no one read anyway .