@Fusionkid273 so what was the specifics of your comment to insult me for finding a 26-year-old attractive? SMH. Get a life. I never said I dated 26 year olds ,nor would I .
@Fusionkid273 I think it's your nap time you should tell your kindergarten teacher. Then again where's your picture. Since you're on here to do is insult other people's looks shouldn't they know what you look like? Troll.
my dad also HATES the lights on in the car when it's moving, but he even wouldnt let us have it on the setting where the light turn on when you open the door so you can SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I think it was something about the battery? but now he's mellowing out a bit and we can have the light on when going in/out and if necessary while driving though you can feel the disapproval in the air.
I am *not* convinced that cats are domesticated. They don't see us as owners, they see us as staff. Expendable staff. Jordan needs to carefully apologize to Harvey and never repeat the offense.
As a person who has 3 cats all with vastly different personalities, 1 thing is constant with all of them. Don't screw with their food. Don't suddenly change brands, amount, or feed times. Not only are their systems easily thrown off & can possibly cause real health issues. But cats are evil geniuses if unhappy.
My dad didn't let us turn the light on in the car at night because he was concerned about the Klan and didn't want people to see inside. Maybe that's why he told you it was illegal. I still don't turn on my light unless it's necessary. I don't like anyone looking in while I'm driving.
😲 Yet another thing I never would've thought of because I'm a privileged white person!! Jeeeebus. That's terrible, I'm sorry you and your family grew up in a place like that. 🖤
Lmfao at privileged white person. There’s no such thing. In America you make your life what it is or you fail and make excuses and blame others. You’re a privileged American as am I.
Or maybe it was that he didn't want something to make it harder to see what's happening outside, that's at least the reason for why I wasn't allowed to have the light on when it was dark outside.
You have no idea how long ive been waiting for you to make a compliation i can just hard binge for half an hour I needed this, i needed this so bad, do you understand? You could make a several hour long compilation of just literally every tiktok youve done and i would watch it over a dozen times, do you get me I need your content in bingeable longform format. All of it. As much as you can, at least.
We enjoy everything you do, sir. You are a true genius slash entertainer slash regular guy asking the dumb questions and finding out shit we should've been told when we were like 5 years old. Thank you for your contribution to humanity.
Jordan sometimes does fun facts some here are 2 historical fun facts. 1, When the shoot out at the OK Corral happened, Billy the Kid had been dead for about 3 months. 2, the famous voice actor Mako who voiced such characters as Aku in Samurai Jack, and Uncle Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender, studied at the Pasadena Playhouse. Yes, Pasadena in Los Angeles!
You don’t have to be Gen Z to get the reference 😶 Those stories were created BEFORE you were born! Why do younger ppl assume everything was created in their lifetime? You all seem ridiculous saying things like that. I was telling my Niece and Nephews in their teens what I liked to eat at Mickey Dee’s as a child. They were shocked it was open in the 70’s!😒😒😒😒
I always thought turning on the lights in a moving car, was illegal. I was under the impression it was considered a distraction to oncoming traffic🤷♀️🤦♀️
it can be. my friend said (at least in the state we live) that if the light impedes your visibility it's a distraction and therefore illegal but if its on and you can see and drive fine then it's ok
My cat learned to open the pantry door for more treats even if they're on the highest shelf. We had to stop buying treats after my cat gained like 7 pounds.
Jordan is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CORRECT about women’s male friends!! We know if they’re attracted us!! Guys should know that they’re friend zoned because we like them, but aren’t attracted to them romantically nor physically. It’s also why when and if they bring a girlfriend around us, the gfs don’t like us! Because they can’t tell they’re attracted to us too!
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the cop pulling you over and lights inside the car thing.. lmfao.. Holy shit.. MAINLY because my parents told me the same thing and even though I learned a while ago that it wasn't true, I STILL get nervous to turn the lights on in my car. Even while sitting. That's fucking hilarious.. "NOOO!!"..
This man is my life now, I don't even have the restaurants or the animals or any of the food or drinks that he talks about.. I don't even have McDonalds in my country..
i looked it up, for sourdough bread knock on the bottom of the loaf like a door and if it sounds hollow its properly cooked, if it sounds solid or thuddy then its not done cooking yet. EDIT: i also looked up the glasses, just google pinch on glasses.
When he said "...Ants are the most dangerous animal in the world."and then he said " Ants have financially harmed more people than sharks ever had" The first thing I thought was "This is why we kill ants and their nest with OIL AND ANT KILLER !"
Hi, I forgot about you!! You never come up in my feed probably will now, I saw you about 6 months ago and thought you were very smart, funny I subscribed right away I'll be watching you now!! Thankyou 😊
I love your content, especially your cat. My vet told me to cut back the food for my 90# beast. It's been hell ever since and can't be left home alone. He knocks the kitchen metal garbage can over, eating even rotten crap, spreading things throughout the entire apartment. He has gotten up on the counter to get our Chili's to-go boxes, eating two dinners. He got into a new bag of red vines licorice. We have no real way to lock him out of the kitchen, so it is an ongoing problem.
Omg!!!! I'm 51 years old & believe it or not I have always thought it was illegal to turn the light on in the car when the car is going too. Lol. My mom told me that same thing growing up. Lol.
I think that we were all told that it was illegal to turn the lights on when the car was moving we were younger I think maybe it was a lot because we were all told that and somehow still as a grown ass adult with a teenager I still I'm afraid to the lights on in the car when they're moving and when my son puts the lights on in the car while it's moving hurry up shut it off shut it off shut it off lol 😂😂😂
I never heard the phrase McDonald’s money until well into adulthood. Until TH-cam shorts, actually. I strongly suspect that’s because there was no McDonald’s in our tiny town. When we’d go into New Orleans we’d go to Burger King anyway.
Harvey's face, reliving the absolute outrage while mentally scrubbing his latest revenge plot to replace it with an even more creative better/worse one if it EVER happens again! 🔌👿💨
Here’s an egg fact I learned from Good Eats: if you have an egg in he shell, but can’t remember if it’s cooked or not, spin it on the table and then stop it and let go. If it continues to spin, it’s raw. If it stops, it’s cooked.
So, my childhood babysitter went on a number of trips around the world to help build wells and other such tasks, one one of those trips they were in Africa (not sure what part, sorry) and they were woken by the guide telling them to move quickly and grab anything they could not afford to lose, but no food. Half asleep they grabbed their go bag, tool bag, and their laptop and got out to follow them. They quickly got on the jeep that was there and drove across a stream and up onto a smooth rock hill. From there they saw in the night a wave of living shadow tear down their encampment and drag every item left behind away. Turns out that they had built camp directly above a nocturnal variety of army ant, and, once the sun went down, the colony decided it had not approved the construction of an above ground addition. This included a flag pole, anchored tents that were on wooden slabs, spare gear, water barrels… and so much more, all gone in moments. Needless to say my babysitter had a slight phobia of ants after that point.
Will you make one of the Harvey clips I’m not kidding and I’m sorry 😅 I also legitimately love every one of your vids and have used your advice. One of my favorite content creators ever.
21:08 Actually, old soda cans were shaped like soup cans and you had to use a little tab (with a hole for grip) and peel back the top so you could drink the soda. It's a large conspiracy that it's used for straws but that is actually just an intentional design.
I got hornets everywhere and the kids like to mess with the hives they hang around. I'm yelling at them to stop before they wind up in the damn hospital and their mama adds another week cuz she had to come home from work...
y'know Jordan what the most terrifying type of ant is? some would say bullet ants... funny right? nah its the ones called the Army Ants... they can systematically do what you saw them do to your mango, to a baby if they really wanted to
4:00 this will be me in 10 years. I love cute things and will forever love cute things and cartoons and will forever love those things and I will hide it from my parents if I have to. If I had a husband who wants dino nuggets my response: Aye let me have some!
I came here just to say that whenever Jordan says he's an adult I always think about him complaining that people say he's old, bro which one is it 😭😭🤣🤣
No that is not where the straw goes but if you would like to know I can tell you how to open a can for use with a straw! Without opening the can rotate the cap backwards from how you would normally open it and open it that way, a small hole should open in the very center perfectly sized for a straw
as a woman i would just like to say its either the dino nugs or the Halloween nugs because you have to be festive during Halloween but they still are better than the pain boring ones
I'll never get tired of Jordan's little dance followed by a gentle toss of various objects when he's absolutely perturbed.
I found this comment at that exact same moment. 😂
Fun fact: my 3rd-favorite word is perturbed
Tags how you know it's creepy crawlies. Oh hell no
I like how ha dances and says no no no
I love this guy, especially when he does that "come here".
He's my crush. When he says come here I really want to go LOL.
especially when he says “closer.. “
I especially love when he does the “uh hmm nope no “ dance
@Fusionkid273 so what was the specifics of your comment to insult me for finding a 26-year-old attractive? SMH. Get a life. I never said I dated 26 year olds ,nor would I .
@Fusionkid273 and you're 5
@Fusionkid273 I think it's your nap time you should tell your kindergarten teacher. Then again where's your picture. Since you're on here to do is insult other people's looks shouldn't they know what you look like? Troll.
20 years from now we will all be here still watching Jordan's greats.
he’ll probably be retired, hes 40 or something /j
I loved the choked up, stuttered, "I-It's not illegal, by the wa-"
my dad also HATES the lights on in the car when it's moving, but he even wouldnt let us have it on the setting where the light turn on when you open the door so you can SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I think it was something about the battery? but now he's mellowing out a bit and we can have the light on when going in/out and if necessary while driving though you can feel the disapproval in the air.
I’ve seen like all of these but they never get old 😂
Yes
What percentage is "like all"?
87.6%?
More?
@@macblastoff7700 why 87.6?
i know😢
Like all.... duh ❤
Harvey isn't Jordan's pet. Jordan is Harvey's pet.
That's just how it be with cats sometimes.
especially house cats.
He ain’t a cat, he evolved just like humans.
Pretty sure Jordan is the slave and not the pet :P
I am *not* convinced that cats are domesticated. They don't see us as owners, they see us as staff. Expendable staff. Jordan needs to carefully apologize to Harvey and never repeat the offense.
@@jamesmurphy7828 racially makes sense
jordan is timeless, i will still be watching these in elderly years 😂
Can I just say that I love Harvey?
That is all, thank you.
Seeing Harvey cradled like a baby just seems right. All I need is to hear him go"merrrr"
Ditto! ❤
As a person who has 3 cats all with vastly different personalities, 1 thing is constant with all of them. Don't screw with their food. Don't suddenly change brands, amount, or feed times. Not only are their systems easily thrown off & can possibly cause real health issues. But cats are evil geniuses if unhappy.
I have 5… (:
I'm loving this. Just found your channel. Have a permanent smile on my face now. Funny stuff. Mostly. Those giant hornet's give me the heebeejeebee's.
I can sit and hear Jordan talk all day 😅😂
Fr he’s the only tic toc/ TH-cam creator who matters. Great and consistent video set up, jokes and always has a funny opinion or observation
Have you perhaps checked out Khaby Lame? Jordan Howlett is awesome, but so is Khaby.
Jordan takin us back 😂
And the best is yet to come, keep up the good work.
My dad didn't let us turn the light on in the car at night because he was concerned about the Klan and didn't want people to see inside. Maybe that's why he told you it was illegal. I still don't turn on my light unless it's necessary. I don't like anyone looking in while I'm driving.
😲 Yet another thing I never would've thought of because I'm a privileged white person!! Jeeeebus. That's terrible, I'm sorry you and your family grew up in a place like that. 🖤
Lmfao at privileged white person. There’s no such thing. In America you make your life what it is or you fail and make excuses and blame others. You’re a privileged American as am I.
Or maybe it was that he didn't want something to make it harder to see what's happening outside, that's at least the reason for why I wasn't allowed to have the light on when it was dark outside.
@@spencerkagen1386 privileged white person? What does skin colour have to do with anything?
😮 not a comment I had on the next 30 years of bingo cards
Saved for later to watch with the bestie, thank you kind sir ❤
You have no idea how long ive been waiting for you to make a compliation i can just hard binge for half an hour
I needed this, i needed this so bad, do you understand?
You could make a several hour long compilation of just literally every tiktok youve done and i would watch it over a dozen times, do you get me
I need your content in bingeable longform format. All of it. As much as you can, at least.
The fact that you seamlessly incorporated his lingual style makes this all the better; thank you for your service
We enjoy everything you do, sir. You are a true genius slash entertainer slash regular guy asking the dumb questions and finding out shit we should've been told when we were like 5 years old. Thank you for your contribution to humanity.
Jordan, I so enjoy your videos!! You are a hoot!!!
It is so good of Harvey to let jordan make these
I just love jordan so much
The ice cream and frosty machines aren't broken. They just don't want to clean them.
My favorite part about this video is that it says "Part 1".
the one with how men Dont grow up they just grow old makes me laugh so much. And its SO TRUE! My stepdad is 56 and he still watches Tom and Jerry XD
i discovered your channel few days ago and binged quite a lot of your vids, great stuff, love it :)
Made his own compilation before anyone else can 😂
It’s Dino Nuggets and Toaster Strudel as childhood favorites that are still the best
I wish I could like his video 55 million times
So much life and social advice hidden in fast food secrets
Jordan sometimes does fun facts some here are 2 historical fun facts. 1, When the shoot out at the OK Corral happened, Billy the Kid had been dead for about 3 months. 2, the famous voice actor Mako who voiced such characters as Aku in Samurai Jack, and Uncle Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender, studied at the Pasadena Playhouse. Yes, Pasadena in Los Angeles!
Omg! My dad told me the same thing about interior car lights! I’m still very uncomfortable turning on the interior lights at any time. 😂😂😂
6:50 Tell me your Gen Z without telling me your Gen Z.😂
I immediately thought of Morpheus.
You don’t have to be Gen Z to get the reference 😶 Those stories were created BEFORE you were born!
Why do younger ppl assume everything was created in their lifetime? You all seem ridiculous saying things like that.
I was telling my Niece and Nephews in their teens what I liked to eat at Mickey Dee’s as a child.
They were shocked it was open in the 70’s!😒😒😒😒
I always thought turning on the lights in a moving car, was illegal. I was under the impression it was considered a distraction to oncoming traffic🤷♀️🤦♀️
it can be. my friend said (at least in the state we live) that if the light impedes your visibility it's a distraction and therefore illegal but if its on and you can see and drive fine then it's ok
@@sesshomaruslover1that's arbitrary, and most likely a lie your friend told you/perpetuated
Your parents clearly failed you
I forgot how funny this man is
"Feed him more for your own safety"
Bro I'm terrified
I have two cats
*TWO*
AND THEY BOTH MAD SUS WHEN THEY AIN'T FED RIGHT
“No, y-your tail lights are ou- ARE YOU OKAY!?!”
My cat learned to open the pantry door for more treats even if they're on the highest shelf. We had to stop buying treats after my cat gained like 7 pounds.
Never gets old😂
When he said struggling people need burgers too I was on the floor
Crows also attack people they hate over and over but 😮 will love little kids who are kind and bring them buttons, coins, jewelry
Jordan is ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CORRECT about women’s male friends!!
We know if they’re attracted us!!
Guys should know that they’re friend zoned because we like them, but aren’t attracted to them romantically nor physically.
It’s also why when and if they bring a girlfriend around us, the gfs don’t like us! Because they can’t tell they’re attracted to us too!
I still love Uncrustables as well.😂😂😂😂😂😂
No shoes are worth more than $120. And that’s if they’re practical, Durable, ergonomic & masterly crafted.
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at the cop pulling you over and lights inside the car thing.. lmfao.. Holy shit..
MAINLY because my parents told me the same thing and even though I learned a while ago that it wasn't true, I STILL get nervous to turn the lights on in my car. Even while sitting.
That's fucking hilarious.. "NOOO!!"..
I need a compilation of Jordan saying "get so close right now."
This man is my life now, I don't even have the restaurants or the animals or any of the food or drinks that he talks about.. I don't even have McDonalds in my country..
I love Jordan ❤
i looked it up, for sourdough bread knock on the bottom of the loaf like a door and if it sounds hollow its properly cooked, if it sounds solid or thuddy then its not done cooking yet.
EDIT: i also looked up the glasses, just google pinch on glasses.
TH-cams needs to make it so I can watch this fullscreen on my phone just like the Shorts
When he said "...Ants are the most dangerous animal in the world."and then he said " Ants have financially harmed more people than sharks ever had" The first thing I thought was "This is why we kill ants and their nest with OIL AND ANT KILLER !"
24 minutes of spittin' facts
Harvey is just Eric Cartman but he's a cat at this point
I told my kids the same thing about car interior light on. My mom told me U turns we’re illegal even though signs allowing it are everywhere.
An entire collection! 😄🥳🎉❤
He sure knows alot about these bugs
I have 2 cata, they are very smart and when they are mad or not happy they do thijgs they know well get your attention. Loved the video.
OMGosh! Just joined. Poor guy is owned by a cat!😊
Hi, I forgot about you!! You never come up in my feed probably will now, I saw you about 6 months ago and thought you were very smart, funny I subscribed right away I'll be watching you now!! Thankyou 😊
Legally change your name? That hornet probably got hornet-friends at the DMV and is an associate of Raymond Reddington.
U had me from the cinnamon roll ❤😢
This guy doesn't have a stand up special yet? That's unreal
The Apple Pay/Mobile Pay to Walmart makes the most amount of sense
Hilarious your funny man keep up the good work.
I always like your cat videos and your other ones
My dad told me the same thing about the interior lights in the car!!! Lol I am also a NYer and I do knock on bread as well 😂❤
The egg breaking was stressing me but I am impressed.
I love your content, especially your cat. My vet told me to cut back the food for my 90# beast. It's been hell ever since and can't be left home alone. He knocks the kitchen metal garbage can over, eating even rotten crap, spreading things throughout the entire apartment. He has gotten up on the counter to get our Chili's to-go boxes, eating two dinners. He got into a new bag of red vines licorice. We have no real way to lock him out of the kitchen, so it is an ongoing problem.
Omg!!!! I'm 51 years old & believe it or not I have always thought it was illegal to turn the light on in the car when the car is going too. Lol. My mom told me that same thing growing up. Lol.
As a New Yorker. Can confirm. We test our bread like watermelons.
I think that we were all told that it was illegal to turn the lights on when the car was moving we were younger I think maybe it was a lot because we were all told that and somehow still as a grown ass adult with a teenager I still I'm afraid to the lights on in the car when they're moving and when my son puts the lights on in the car while it's moving hurry up shut it off shut it off shut it off lol 😂😂😂
I never heard the phrase McDonald’s money until well into adulthood. Until TH-cam shorts, actually. I strongly suspect that’s because there was no McDonald’s in our tiny town. When we’d go into New Orleans we’d go to Burger King anyway.
The light thing though... Same... Just... Same...
"Back it up a lil bit! "
Two cities over and your ice cream is still that solid?
Well now I'm questioning everything
What a joy
Harvey's adorable can you give him a pat for me
Harvey's face, reliving the absolute outrage while mentally scrubbing his latest revenge plot to replace it with an even more creative better/worse one if it EVER happens again! 🔌👿💨
Make a Harvey Playlist! Please, like you made a bug playlist lol
Conversely, bees and yellow jackets apparently love Dunkin' donut holes 😅😅😅
16:40 everyone + a paramedic assumed I was 16-17. I’m 24. But I am stressed as hell
Here’s an egg fact I learned from Good Eats: if you have an egg in he shell, but can’t remember if it’s cooked or not, spin it on the table and then stop it and let go. If it continues to spin, it’s raw. If it stops, it’s cooked.
So, my childhood babysitter went on a number of trips around the world to help build wells and other such tasks, one one of those trips they were in Africa (not sure what part, sorry) and they were woken by the guide telling them to move quickly and grab anything they could not afford to lose, but no food. Half asleep they grabbed their go bag, tool bag, and their laptop and got out to follow them. They quickly got on the jeep that was there and drove across a stream and up onto a smooth rock hill. From there they saw in the night a wave of living shadow tear down their encampment and drag every item left behind away. Turns out that they had built camp directly above a nocturnal variety of army ant, and, once the sun went down, the colony decided it had not approved the construction of an above ground addition. This included a flag pole, anchored tents that were on wooden slabs, spare gear, water barrels… and so much more, all gone in moments. Needless to say my babysitter had a slight phobia of ants after that point.
Will you make one of the Harvey clips I’m not kidding and I’m sorry 😅 I also legitimately love every one of your vids and have used your advice. One of my favorite content creators ever.
21:08 Actually, old soda cans were shaped like soup cans and you had to use a little tab (with a hole for grip) and peel back the top so you could drink the soda. It's a large conspiracy that it's used for straws but that is actually just an intentional design.
I got hornets everywhere and the kids like to mess with the hives they hang around. I'm yelling at them to stop before they wind up in the damn hospital and their mama adds another week cuz she had to come home from work...
Lol love his content and damn Jordan is fine asf ❤️❤️❤️🔥
Love this
y'know Jordan what the most terrifying type of ant is? some would say bullet ants... funny right? nah its the ones called the Army Ants... they can systematically do what you saw them do to your mango, to a baby if they really wanted to
If you still like uncrustables, I saw a guy make a grilled cheese with uncrustables.
4:00 this will be me in 10 years. I love cute things and will forever love cute things and cartoons and will forever love those things and I will hide it from my parents if I have to. If I had a husband who wants dino nuggets my response: Aye let me have some!
I came here just to say that whenever Jordan says he's an adult I always think about him complaining that people say he's old, bro which one is it 😭😭🤣🤣
Tik Tok was garbage until I found this guy.
On the topic of ants - google the super magnified image of an ant’s face, you won’t catch me playing with ants, scariest thing I’ve ever seen
No that is not where the straw goes but if you would like to know I can tell you how to open a can for use with a straw! Without opening the can rotate the cap backwards from how you would normally open it and open it that way, a small hole should open in the very center perfectly sized for a straw
When getting pulled over🚨 FIRST thing dome lights On
works....
as a woman i would just like to say its either the dino nugs or the Halloween nugs because you have to be festive during Halloween but they still are better than the pain boring ones
The middle center area has all the leftover frosting and it is softer
The McDonalds ice cream machine was working?😮
I want Dino nuggets, anything crunchy, wisdom tooth removal feels like getting locked out your phone ☹️
Super good