“You should’ve left earlier before they got in. Actually, keeping your house safe so you can go to work on time is an implicit requirement for the job. If you were devoted enough you could’ve found a way around.”
The fact that the lion had the audacity to be shocked and confused being caught breaking into someone's home like that. Like what was going through its mind at that point. 👀🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣
Don't say you're going to be late. Say you aren't coming in. It doesn't matter if animal control gets it taken care of in 10 minutes, that is a sign from whatever governs this world that the day is over for you, go do something else
Now I'm curious give us more details. Why was a giant golden retriever in your bedroom? Did he pick the locks? did that he become your dog from that day onwards? Were you sleeping?
Happened to me when I was 12, we lived around the corner from my grandads. It was dark and mum never sends me out that late but she made my grandads fave food and told me to go give it. Well she could see me til I turned the corner and I could hear ruffling sounds from the side of the house where the bins were. I thought maybe grandad was there chucking stuff in the wheelie bins. Nope they were 2 huskies…. Never seen a husky til that point and not a lot of dogs in the area so I screamed thinking they were WOLVES. They darted past me and grandad came out. He was like “oh yeh the new neighbours behind me have 2 huskies no wolves here in the uk darling” 😂
I'd much rather be awoken by a lionish retriever than the time it was a foster sibling dangling a mouse over my face in a "look what we caught!" type real-life nightmare 😱
@@adedow1333 Yup. Big cats make for *extremely* dangerous pets. Even if they've been raised by you in captivity and are cuddly as hell, they can still erase you from existence by sheer accident when playing with you. And if they get upset at you, well, you might just be shit outta luck.
Being that calm is probably the best decision that person could have made. You really, really don't want to freak out and run. If you do that, you might as well tell the lion "I taste like chicken!" This goes for most predators.
I had a boyfriend of over a year break up with me because I had bad luck lolololol apparently the last straw for him was me telling him that I had hundreds of lady bugs in the corner of my ceiling I dont know how they got in but I was trying not to kill them while getting them out..hundreds 😂😂
the man acted like that one henchman in Mystery of the Batwoman when he saw Batman. Only thing missing is a cutaway someone asking "See anything?" with his reply being "Nope."
@@vinsanity_52 Friend shaped, but bigger and meaner. Your little friend bites you sometime and you need a bandaid. Big friend shaped not-friend bites you, you need a fully-staffed surgical team.
He looked incredibly relaxed for being in someone's home. could have been so much worse. I saw hungry lions at the zoo once the were beating the crap out of the steel security door to their enclose and the workers were too terrified to feed them. two day later one jumped out of the exhibit mauled someone to death and actually ate someone's face.
That lion is throwing off thee cutest looks of calmness and confusion. Omg all thos looks. I love him i eanna squeeeze him n boop his nose n snugggggle all up in his lovely flurffy mane 💛 🦁🦁 🤎🧡🐈🧡🤎🦁🦁💛
Instead of one of those weeks, that's been my entire last month and a half. At this point, I would've just silently chuckled before shuffling back to bed 😅
Is no one going to point out what the hell were those stairs? They looked marble/granite with some weird lips on them? I feel there's a good chance it's a very wealthy person who owns that lion. Maybe reading too deep, but oh well, whats done is done.
That happens to me & I'm just going to straight back to bed to pretend it was a dream. With my luck when it comes to cats I'll probably wake up to the lion sleeping with me. Going to be hard to fit my big behind 3 small kitties & a lion in my twin xl though.
The surprised look on the lion's face is cracking me up. Like it just got caught coming back from the fridge after a late night snack.🤣
Sneaking in late real quiet so the parents don't hear and just hit that squeaky floorboard
Dude got caught in the fridge and was like, "Narnia?"
After a late night snack
Lol I think bro was the late night snack
@@brandonfuller7431he was still caught looking for the snack, no?
I think we all know that feeling at some point or another
Lion is as confused as anyone as to why it’s there.
Screw the "why"... HOW did it get there? Is it someone's pet, did it escape the zoo? Where is this lol
@@nickschumacher4309 Escalate the zoo, lol. I guess things have escalated.
@@gaaraxnaru I was using chat to text, and it put in the wrong word lol
I had said escape 🤣
@@nickschumacher4309 Lol, figured as much.
I thought the exact same thing!
Human: “what are you doing here?”
Lion 🦁: “I have no idea, I was hoping you knew”
“This was the calmest nope I’ve ever seen in my life.” Straight facts bro 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea because im calling and yelling for all the help I can possibly get
“When they said my building was pet friendly, I didn’t think they meant ALL pets.”
I Love this comment ---
_ S...W ..E...E...T. _!!!_
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😂😂😂 That’s great!!! 😂😂😂
Welp, that explains the giant turds in the backyard
That's not a pet😅
“Hmmm… sounds like a YOU problem. Make sure you’re in on time”
“You should’ve left earlier before they got in. Actually, keeping your house safe so you can go to work on time is an implicit requirement for the job. If you were devoted enough you could’ve found a way around.”
* happens to him and tells everyone *
Me: sound like a u problem
Sign... Jordan needs a good friend nowndays. Yes lions are very dangerous but Jordan deserves better.
Id laugh and say consider this my resignation and go right on indeed
@@Sitharos 😭😭😭
"Cat distribution system" in effect
Considering that it didn't start rushing the person, yeah I'd say so
Even the lion workin 9 to 5 on some shyt job 😂
That's one of their managers 😂
I feel like the distribution system is more of a public service thing and this ones the cat CIA
The cat distribution system had a mixup that day. 😂
Someone in that apartment building has been playing Jumanji 😂
They done rolled a 5 or 8 and now that’s ALL OUR AHZ! 😂
Omfg I just 💀💀💀
Dude ur a fkn legend 4 this 1 here dawg 😂😂😂
LMAO FR THO 😂
Yes
Even the lion was bamboozled
Lion: Wait what are you doing here?
Lion : "Don't look at me ! I don't even know how the f*ck I got here !!"
Cat*
@@north_clear little meow meow
@@Kaito57😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta question, what chain of events led to this exact situation. And then wonder, _"Where did _*_I_*_ mess up?"._ 😅🦁👀
White people think it’s ok to leave shit unlocked 💀
I do know this. I was 19, that's when it all started...if I could just go back........
Actually the lion in the picture is his pet
_"So this is how I die...Whatever"_
I would reconsider all my life choices. Clearly i’ve made some SERIOUS mistakes
The fact that the lion had the audacity to be shocked and confused being caught breaking into someone's home like that. Like what was going through its mind at that point. 👀🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣🤣
Takeaway 😂🤣
😂
He was like dude what are you doing in my house that lion had a wild night 😂😂😂😂
“That makes sense” would be my exact reaction. Complete acceptance 😂
That’s when you send the video to your boss like: “I’m gonna be late today, gonna have to call animal control or something.” 😅
Don't say you're going to be late. Say you aren't coming in. It doesn't matter if animal control gets it taken care of in 10 minutes, that is a sign from whatever governs this world that the day is over for you, go do something else
Almost as bad as the one saying I can't come in there is a cat on my car
I've never needed anything more in my life than to hear that phone call.
No, ask him to come over
I thought this was happening to me once but it was just a giant golden retriever I didn't know saying hi, in my bedroom, uninvited.
did you ever figure out whose dog it was?
Now I'm curious give us more details. Why was a giant golden retriever in your bedroom? Did he pick the locks? did that he become your dog from that day onwards? Were you sleeping?
Happened to me when I was 12, we lived around the corner from my grandads. It was dark and mum never sends me out that late but she made my grandads fave food and told me to go give it. Well she could see me til I turned the corner and I could hear ruffling sounds from the side of the house where the bins were. I thought maybe grandad was there chucking stuff in the wheelie bins.
Nope they were 2 huskies…. Never seen a husky til that point and not a lot of dogs in the area so I screamed thinking they were WOLVES. They darted past me and grandad came out.
He was like “oh yeh the new neighbours behind me have 2 huskies no wolves here in the uk darling” 😂
@@zaimajawad7880 better to over-react to an incorrect worst-case scenario, than under-react to a real threat that will end you
I'd much rather be awoken by a lionish retriever than the time it was a foster sibling dangling a mouse over my face in a "look what we caught!" type real-life nightmare 😱
The lion's like "I'm trying to go up, and you're trying to go down. So what do we do?" 😆😆😆
"Before sunrise he your son"-mufasa
Simba be getting up extra early these days
Daylight savings time even has lions confused 😂
Frankly the playful clarinet staccato makes it all so much better 😂
Boss: "are you dead? No? Then you still need to come in"
Me: "you come get the lion then"
The original had another lion at the top of the stairs.
They might be pets, tbh
😬
That isn't very reassuring
@@adedow1333 Yup.
Big cats make for *extremely* dangerous pets.
Even if they've been raised by you in captivity and are cuddly as hell, they can still erase you from existence by sheer accident when playing with you.
And if they get upset at you, well, you might just be shit outta luck.
I'd definitely be staying home after that, and phoning the Lion Man.
Being that calm is probably the best decision that person could have made. You really, really don't want to freak out and run. If you do that, you might as well tell the lion "I taste like chicken!" This goes for most predators.
😂
The reflection the eyes is getting me. Bringing me back to watching nature documentaries in my childhood.
I would take that as a sign from the universe to quit my job 😂
🤣🤣"That makes sense" ...Been there for sure🤣😭😭
This is the kind of shenanigans that happen in my dreams when I take a melatonin.
The Lion is smiling too. You know he like " perfect attendance? Naw let's ruin that"
🤣🤣🤣
She*
And that's not even the worst part, in the full clip that I saw there was another one waiting for him when he turned back 💀💀
😱 Hope he was okay and didn't get eaten.
What’s the full clip
If that's the case they gotta be pets and he made the video for likes
He would think I was 'lion' 🤣... This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Bro I can’t go to work today a LION is in my house”😂😂😂
My boss would think I’d be “lion” 😂😂
😂
💀💀💀
Bro has a solid marble staircase. That's some Richie Rich shit. I'm gonna say he owns the lion.
Unironically, a calm “nope” is about the best way to approach this kind of situation. Best to avoid any fast movements or it might chase
Your boss be like.. you’re still coming in right?😂
I feel like this is the Ghost & the Darkness story in the making. If you know, you know. 🦁
"Would you rather see a lion or a thief in your house in the middle of the night?" Is the new "See a man or bear while lost in the woods?"
Lion 100%
Yep, no question.
Yes can relate...
The succession of crap that happens to me had a workman insist I write a book because of the list supporting evidence 😂
I had a boyfriend of over a year break up with me because I had bad luck lolololol apparently the last straw for him was me telling him that I had hundreds of lady bugs in the corner of my ceiling I dont know how they got in but I was trying not to kill them while getting them out..hundreds 😂😂
My first initial thought: "It's so cute"
Intrusive thoughts just like PET IT PET THE LION ITS SO CUTE DO IT NOW
The little head turn from the lion though 😂😮
I watched this again and it's still good!
the man acted like that one henchman in Mystery of the Batwoman when he saw Batman. Only thing missing is a cutaway someone asking "See anything?" with his reply being "Nope."
Lion: Yeah-, you don’t want this smoke. I’m here to spin back for my leo, Alex the lion. That granny has nothing on me
I'd have to resist the temptation to pet it, honestly
@@lordmysticlaw1991 right! Lion so cute 🤗🦁🥰
Darwin awards
@@rickjames9524That's why he would be resisting. Evolution in full effect. 😂
If not friend why friend shaped.
@@vinsanity_52 Friend shaped, but bigger and meaner. Your little friend bites you sometime and you need a bandaid. Big friend shaped not-friend bites you, you need a fully-staffed surgical team.
But it was a polite lion! The baby was smiling quite pleasantly 😊.
“That makes sense” 😂
He should've showed the whole video cause there was another lion up the stairs!!😅
WHAT! 😢
Id have to fight my intrusive thought. I would probably say kitty! And try and pet it.
That was a young male lion too! And he did not look 100% peaceful! He looked hungry!
He looked incredibly relaxed for being in someone's home. could have been so much worse. I saw hungry lions at the zoo once the were beating the crap out of the steel security door to their enclose and the workers were too terrified to feed them. two day later one jumped out of the exhibit mauled someone to death and actually ate someone's face.
@@infernaldaedraWTF? Where did this happen?
Lion just standing there like "hey, I found.. I mean made, yes MADE... breakfast" 😂😂
🏆🏆🏆 happy Sunday, this is the wildest excuse yet 🤭🤭🤭💯
The fact that the stairs are marble. Means this is some Arabian prince!! And that's a pet.
Got arrested because McDonald's said I stole food from the delivery counter.... I work for Uber eats, well worked
Traumatizing
That lion is throwing off thee cutest looks of calmness and confusion. Omg all thos looks. I love him i eanna squeeeze him n boop his nose n snugggggle all up in his lovely flurffy mane
💛 🦁🦁 🤎🧡🐈🧡🤎🦁🦁💛
It was definitely a Monday too I bet
the scarier thing is, there is a second glint at the bottom of the stairs meaning that lion may not have been alone
This just made my day better!
911: "What's your emergency?"
You: "Ummm did anyone report a missing lion?"
😻 awe pretty kitty!!
It appears confused as to why it seems to have just respawned there...lol😂
Never was there ever a clearer sign from the universe to go home.
...and when a lion answers the door, you might get a new boss.🤞
Lion: Oh ummm my bad I was gonna sneak in and eat you cuz that tan got you looking CRISP MYBOY but since you caught me I’ll just snack on your dog 😱
Lion: Well hello there human!
Human: 'nope' ... not getting paid enough to deal with this shat
"That makes sense"😂😂😂
Instead of one of those weeks, that's been my entire last month and a half. At this point, I would've just silently chuckled before shuffling back to bed 😅
“And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
Calmest nope and also that lioness looks so happy to see the person! 😊
Kitty cat is so curious
"I will come in if you can get past that lion to get to me. Until then, I'm not coming in, boss."
How fast can lions climb stairs again... ?
I wouldn't believe me. I'd be convinced I was dreaming.
And that's a lioness, top tier huntress! By the time the camera person turns back around she's already quietly behind them!
I agree about the huntress but my girl is 300 lbs of muscle you know those rickety stairs would give away every step
Lion looking like damn wyd up😂😂😂😂😂
Why did he get that close to it tho I would have climbed out the window the second I saw that thing
Your actually so adorable ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Just so people know, the video was not over, because there was a lion at the top of the stairs as well😂
Are they his? Does it say where he is in the original for these lions to be there?
The lion looks happy to see them
I hate running! So I often tell people "There are only three reasons anymore for me to run..." I know, right? "lions, tigers, & bears!"
She’s like, are you filming me?!
"Sorry boss I can't come in today Disney decided the Lion King live action play was taking place in my apartment building."
“The calmest nope” will live in my brain forever, rent free. 😂😂😂
Is no one going to point out what the hell were those stairs? They looked marble/granite with some weird lips on them?
I feel there's a good chance it's a very wealthy person who owns that lion.
Maybe reading too deep, but oh well, whats done is done.
"The calmest "nope" I've ever seen" he is amazing 🙈
The way the lion just looks happy to be there 😂
Lion took one look at the guy and was like "I think I'm in the wrong apartment."
Even the lion looked stunned
"And when a _lion_ answers the door..." 😂😂😂😂
He looks so friendly 😊
Harvey would never let that Lion into your house
Did anyone else notice the other lion behind Mufasa there?
For a split second, you can see another set of eye shine... He wasn't alone.
Your life is more important than work.
Lol @ Jordan doing the scared nope dance about big old spiders and coconut crabs but a literal lion and he's pretty chill. 😂
I love how the lion just has his mouth open in shock
The moment of mutual surprise and confusion in the beginning 😂
You’re going to be a great dad with these jokes Jordan 🤣🤣🤣
The glowing eyes makes the video even more disturbing but the lions puzzled face is adorable
That happens to me & I'm just going to straight back to bed to pretend it was a dream.
With my luck when it comes to cats I'll probably wake up to the lion sleeping with me.
Going to be hard to fit my big behind 3 small kitties & a lion in my twin xl though.
There's more to this video:
Specifically, a second lion waiting on the upper landing. 🙃
I love how happy the lion looks though
When the prince of Dubai lives in your complex…😄
“ALEX THE LION What the Heck are you doing in MY HOUSE?”
😂 that lion looked just as confused as him 🤣
Awww...it just wanted a saucer of milk .... probably 😬😂