Space station 13 is one of those games where you watch one video about it and think "Oh, this has to be staged." And then you play the game and the exact same shit happens to you. 10/10 would reccomend.
a round of space station 13 is probably the equivalent of working for a day at the youtube headquarters given that they come up with genius ideas such as removing the dislike numbers
i was the paramedic near the end. i got distracted by the medbay filling with histamine (toxic bad stuff) and didn't notice you dying before it was too late, sorry :( funniest part of the round was Finlotep, the mummy that we kept giving offerings to stop the curse, turning out to be a fake discount mummy and made out with like 20k credits.
ohh yea, when it was flooding blood there was someone talking about finlotep in a small closed off chamber, i assume jt was finlotep talking in first person
One of the things I missed most about Goon is how they provide those optional janitor objectives to try to complete. (Obviously the ones in this video were nightmarishly impossible, but it's still a cool system.) Also this entire round felt like an event custom-designed for janitors which is cool haha. A lot of rounds go by on TG station where Jani feels pretty boring
I legit went to your page thinking there'd be endless content of space station since you just seem like you've been around a while but no! turns out your still a relatively new youtuber, welp you've earned my sub and like and i cant wait for more
Lol Charborg and many of the people he plays with like Criken have been twitch streamers for close to a decade, but yes this is a new highlights channel and all the content here is pretty awesome
bro, just get started as an assistant with a wiki opened in browser, try to say in radio smth like "yooo free assistant" and try different jobs while somebody will explainyou this things, there are very nice community, u should try it :)
I know this is late but for anyone else who reads this... the game is incredibly deep but you only need to know the controls and some of the job you chose... just like real life. The janitor doesnt need to know how to mix breathable air, he needs to know how to get around, how to grab his cart, sort his kit, etc
Space Station 14 is a unity remake on steam that has an open playtest going right now. It’s a bit more approachable in its mechanics and if you just take service jobs to start you won’t have to stress yourself out.
capybara is a giant cavy rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent and a member of the genus Hydrochoerus. The only other extant member is the lesser capybara.
A poem I copy-pasted from an AI called ChatGPT-3, with the prompt being "Write a poem about a janitor tasked with cleaning an ocean of blood" In a world gone mad, with violence unfurled, A janitor toils, his task to clean the world. With mop and bucket, he wades through the flood, A crimson deluge, an ocean of blood. He scrubs and he scrubs, but the stains won't budge, No matter how hard he tries, they won't be scrubbed. With each passing moment, the horror unfolds, The screams of the dying, the smell of the blood. But still he persists, his task to complete, To cleanse this nightmare, to make the world sweet. For though the blood may never be fully gone, The janitor knows that his work must go on. With tireless determination and a heart of steel, He fights on, alone, to cleanse this bloody ordeal. I switched around "a crimson deluge" and "an ocean of blood" so that they made more sense. It was originally "an ocean of blood, a crimson deluge." The AI so far has taught me how to code in Javascript on a fundamental level and given me recommendations on where to find more knowledge on it, Explained Schrodinger's Cat, summarized pretty much all of the games I've played ever in exact detail and accuracy, even going so far as to list the upsides and downfalls when prompted with equal impressiveness, and written "how to remove a ham sandwich from a VCR, in the style of the bible" in such quality that I don't think any human could replicate it. For anyone curious on how to operate the AI and give it the right prompts, if you want a description, simply say "write a detailed description of [insert thing]" and then if you want it in a particular style, add "in the style of [insert style]". If you want an essay, perhaps with a certain amount of words, the prompts are "write an essay" and "write a [insert number of words] essay about [topic]". I've never included a period in my prompts, but the usage of commas can and will change the prompt entirely for the AI, so I'd recommend trying both. The AI is starting to get popular and will eventually require a payment for each prompt, so get in while the servers aren't strained and you don't have to pay.
I remember playing as Janitor vs an Evil Clown. The Clown would constantly spill water and make people trip was the funniest shit. (Until he started stabbing the people who tripped LMAO) Also remember some like, alien stuff that kept spreading and I attempted to throw a soap bomb in an attempt to stop it (it didn't work)
Congratulations this video made me start playing ss13 and its actually pretty fun (albeit s l o w after a round goes on for more then an 1 hour 30 mins)
Take note how much better than modern equivalents this looks. There are lots of pixel dungeon type things to play... none of them look better than this and anything which seems to have any artistic direction is just pixel mud anyway from too many splash visual effects. Also a note to Dwarven Forge.... y'all really made the code waste CPU for no satisfying outcome. This space station is running just as much shit all at once with better graphics but needs less CPU. Think about that twice.
Don't play fulp the admins just abuse their power, and the worst part alot of the evil people are admin, u cant even report them, and because of the u right injustice, I will 100% ddos that filthy place for servers with actual admin M...
Space station 13 is one of those games where you watch one video about it and think "Oh, this has to be staged."
And then you play the game and the exact same shit happens to you.
10/10 would reccomend.
exactly😂
Yo where can I download it?
@@two-bit5702 the download process is a pain in the ass
@@magicianslucky602 agreed, the controls are also a pain in the ass
@@two-bit5702 also the server is goonstation
CHRBRG: *Cleans E-coli spill that could be very dangerous if unchecked*
Also CHRBRG: Never talks about it after
4:31 "You'll figure it out" Service industry in a nutshell
Charborg always manages to wander into the most violent and cursed situations in this game.
That's because admins know he's streaming and doing all this weird stuff to make it interesting
This is space station 13. Shit like this is normal.
That happens every game of space station 13 l0l
water
@@djdave4656 Exactly.
“Hey Janitor…. HUUUUGE flood in arrivals.”
They fail to mention the flood isn’t water 😂
Floods can be just water? Not on Goon, that's for sure.
I mean, he never said it WAS water, so it could be a flood of anything.
Gotta love how the lizard man or whatever bites you, causing you to die, clones you, and then says “a lot of people are dying”
Pretty sure it was the weird bee things biting him, not the lizard
Yeah, he accidentally whacked a bee while he was cleaning up the blood.
@@Khrayfish ...so he was killed by a singular bee? Not even a wasp? Darn that bee is badass
@@Elmithian beeBuddy, robot guards painted like bees
Now I see what they meant by saying that janitor was last line of defense in keeping station in one piece
First line of defense.
a round of space station 13 is probably the equivalent of working for a day at the youtube headquarters given that they come up with genius ideas such as removing the dislike numbers
Didn't they try to remove the dislike button before?
truly incredible 900 IQ thinking from youtube
it's more like having multiple strokes and then bombing a hospital.
Nah that's /tg/ coders
This aged like fine wine lmao
i was the paramedic near the end. i got distracted by the medbay filling with histamine (toxic bad stuff) and didn't notice you dying before it was too late, sorry :(
funniest part of the round was Finlotep, the mummy that we kept giving offerings to stop the curse, turning out to be a fake discount mummy and made out with like 20k credits.
ohh yea, when it was flooding blood there was someone talking about finlotep in a small closed off chamber, i assume jt was finlotep talking in first person
@@bijtmntongaf yeah, someone built him a gold tomb and the crew kept giving him offerings of credits
Never buy your Mummies from Discount Dan
WHAT
Was that the “skeleton” that chased the poor janitor?!
@@palecaptainwolfkayls8499 nah that was a regzlar skeleton. They hide in closets sometimes
Had a round as a janitor, where people kept fighting in the bar
The mess was not as bad as this, but I digress.
What’s the name of the game
@@duckstomp space station 13
@@duckstomp and the server name is goon station, if you need that too lmao.
Classic
One of the things I missed most about Goon is how they provide those optional janitor objectives to try to complete. (Obviously the ones in this video were nightmarishly impossible, but it's still a cool system.) Also this entire round felt like an event custom-designed for janitors which is cool haha. A lot of rounds go by on TG station where Jani feels pretty boring
Whenever I get Janitor I would just go around and convince people to dislike eachother or just afk. Very rarely you get actual action with Janitor lol
This reminds me of that one time I saw a guy enter the school bathroom
The fact that iggy is saying this makes it funnier
This shows how important janitor is
Even the ability to spray people at 8:10 was helpful
but ultimately pointless
@@isaiahsimmons5776 ... did you not see the video?
@@isaiahsimmons5776 until a blood demon emerges.
WhY hElLo ThEre OlD sPoRt🕺🏻
These floods of chemicals and blood are from the admins spawning 10000 units of liquids on a tile and letting it spread out
isnt that abuse lmao
@@bepsucks
You call this admin abuse? Clearly you've never played on Goon1 then haha
I’m pretty sure they do it to make everything interested
@@bepsucks Think of them more like a Dungeons and Dragons dungeon master, adding interesting encounters to spice up some repetitive rounds
I knew it had to be that, it was too perfect and chaotic. Had to have been watching his stream and saw those objectives
The SS13 videos are truly top notch content, this is simply what you love to see.
The evil roles really killed it this round
I legit went to your page thinking there'd be endless content of space station since you just seem like you've been around a while but no! turns out your still a relatively new youtuber, welp you've earned my sub and like and i cant wait for more
He played with a youtuber called criken2 alot, still does but that's where he came from!
this is his stream highlights channel, his main channel is Charborg
Lol Charborg and many of the people he plays with like Criken have been twitch streamers for close to a decade, but yes this is a new highlights channel and all the content here is pretty awesome
A janitor, the greatest nemesis to a sewage/spilling prankster.
THE SPACE DRUGS FLOOD WAS UNCALLED FOR
Rewatching these videos makes me really wanna play the game but then I remember it's ungodly deep and I'm scared of getting even a single thing wrong
bro, just get started as an assistant with a wiki opened in browser, try to say in radio smth like "yooo free assistant" and try different jobs while somebody will explainyou this things, there are very nice community, u should try it :)
I know this is late but for anyone else who reads this... the game is incredibly deep but you only need to know the controls and some of the job you chose... just like real life. The janitor doesnt need to know how to mix breathable air, he needs to know how to get around, how to grab his cart, sort his kit, etc
Space Station 14 is a unity remake on steam that has an open playtest going right now. It’s a bit more approachable in its mechanics and if you just take service jobs to start you won’t have to stress yourself out.
Like the scene from the Shining, the blood was coming out of the damn walls
Honestly, cleanest robotics ive ever seen
I swear robotics will always look like a serial murderer's butchering table. Ive seen butcher markets cleaner than robotics
the day he becomes a janitor is the day the station gets flooded
capybara is a giant cavy rodent native to South America. It is the largest living rodent and a member of the genus Hydrochoerus. The only other extant member is the lesser capybara.
thats a weird way to call the "ok i pull up" guy
Yep here im brazil bapybaras loves rivers, i dont even need go to a zoo to see one 😁👍
Wawywawa
Ok I pull uo
hop out at the after party
Never seen a janitor protag based ss13 round. Also never seen a round with so many floods wtf lol
Then you've never played oshan
i love this game. i think i speak for a lot of people
"what a good day to be a jani-OH MY FUCKING GOD"
this is the best. keep bringing me the end of sadness.
The admins were definitely messing with him making huge puddles of goop and stuff
A poem I copy-pasted from an AI called ChatGPT-3, with the prompt being "Write a poem about a janitor tasked with cleaning an ocean of blood"
In a world gone mad, with violence unfurled,
A janitor toils, his task to clean the world.
With mop and bucket, he wades through the flood,
A crimson deluge, an ocean of blood.
He scrubs and he scrubs, but the stains won't budge,
No matter how hard he tries, they won't be scrubbed.
With each passing moment, the horror unfolds,
The screams of the dying, the smell of the blood.
But still he persists, his task to complete,
To cleanse this nightmare, to make the world sweet.
For though the blood may never be fully gone,
The janitor knows that his work must go on.
With tireless determination and a heart of steel,
He fights on, alone, to cleanse this bloody ordeal.
I switched around "a crimson deluge" and "an ocean of blood" so that they made more sense. It was originally "an ocean of blood, a crimson deluge."
The AI so far has taught me how to code in Javascript on a fundamental level and given me recommendations on where to find more knowledge on it, Explained Schrodinger's Cat, summarized pretty much all of the games I've played ever in exact detail and accuracy, even going so far as to list the upsides and downfalls when prompted with equal impressiveness, and written "how to remove a ham sandwich from a VCR, in the style of the bible" in such quality that I don't think any human could replicate it. For anyone curious on how to operate the AI and give it the right prompts, if you want a description, simply say "write a detailed description of [insert thing]" and then if you want it in a particular style, add "in the style of [insert style]". If you want an essay, perhaps with a certain amount of words, the prompts are "write an essay" and "write a [insert number of words] essay about [topic]". I've never included a period in my prompts, but the usage of commas can and will change the prompt entirely for the AI, so I'd recommend trying both. The AI is starting to get popular and will eventually require a payment for each prompt, so get in while the servers aren't strained and you don't have to pay.
i like how invested u get! its like im actually watching whats its like to be a janitor in space! great video mister charborg :)!
"just waiting for some blood to spill" well chrbrg got his wish
I remember playing as Janitor vs an Evil Clown. The Clown would constantly spill water and make people trip was the funniest shit. (Until he started stabbing the people who tripped LMAO) Also remember some like, alien stuff that kept spreading and I attempted to throw a soap bomb in an attempt to stop it (it didn't work)
A janiborg could have resolved all this in seconds lol
I think Charborg is one of my favorite you tubers at this point
Yet, he fails to question why there was blood in Robitics (or anywhere)
Congratulations this video made me start playing ss13 and its actually pretty fun (albeit s l o w after a round goes on for more then an 1 hour 30 mins)
I would love just a whole hour of this
dad
Son?
Reminds me of the elevator with blood scene from the shining
I am sorry, but I refuse to like the video even if I like it because youtube has dislikes turned off on it.
the likes used to be stars, eventually people started liking instead of rating
@@nocanseegreen3845 Yea and you could visually show that you disliked a video either way.
4:52 i though that was the color of the floor
Hey listen up Mr. Borg notification still don't work, are we gonna have a problem here
You got me back into goonstation, I forgot how good it was.
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1 Man 1 Jar
1 man 1 plushie 1 jar
Take note how much better than modern equivalents this looks. There are lots of pixel dungeon type things to play... none of them look better than this and anything which seems to have any artistic direction is just pixel mud anyway from too many splash visual effects.
Also a note to Dwarven Forge.... y'all really made the code waste CPU for no satisfying outcome. This space station is running just as much shit all at once with better graphics but needs less CPU. Think about that twice.
you aren't aware of how byond works, are you
I love watching these🙏 I would watch the live streams but I doubt I would be able to catch all of them and I would prob miss them
There’s a fan channel that posts all of his streams on TH-cam
@@kateysonn2270 bet🙏
Let me know when comments will be ok pls
Outro music name please
Play more space station 13
Plushie. Come home to me. I love you my sweet boy, I have broccoli to offer to you. Accept my hug. Please.
I always love these Space station videos their so funny
Do they normally speak in what seems to be Old English or Ancient Gaelic? haha
Don't play fulp the admins just abuse their power, and the worst part alot of the evil people are admin, u cant even report them, and because of the u right injustice, I will 100% ddos that filthy place for servers with actual admin
M...
Viscera cleanup detail looks more 2d then I remember
im literally never seen someone so talented as you and crikem and the rest of the asdfs
This is the perfect trilogy
An apple a day keeps me away 😂😂 I SHOULD HAVE BECOME A DOCTOR FUCK
FUCK yes more SS13
Me early commenter...
How the hell there is so many blood in the station
I’m early let’s goo! Love your content my man
Loving these SS13 vids so much
Did jntrborg just sprits down a snake man?
Now thatssssss content.
Does anyone know what server he plays this on?
Tomatoes personal goonstation to be accurate
@@AdamantLightLP you know the IP?
real
Hey, wait! That roach in the purple beret, that's Rosie Roachmann! I'd recognize her anywhere!
That's on Goonstation 3: Morty!
When tator get ordered to kill jannie and decided to do it by forcing him to roblox
I can’t believe this game is from 2003
Try CM for your most UNGA experience you ever seen
Medbay and Bar spotless? Rough.
Time to distract, kidnap, whatever half the station. Bribes officers to crank up arrests or something.
this some shining type of stuff
space station you see the most stupidest crap in the most smartest ways
Oh hell yeah more space station 13
Please tell me in the not the only one who dies know what E coli is?
you should straight up portray scruffy from futurama
props to you for keepin in role buddy thats neat
that bucket is bottomless, it sucks pools of blood
Me with after cleaning an entire space station worth of blood: “hey docs, yall need some blood for yoru patients?”
who let that sketon out bruh
Badmins must have been doing this shi
Today someone told me I had teleporting aids I keep teleporting to different rooms while throwing up in ss13
which ss13 server is this?
Epic gamer moment
Dude was rolling in space drugs
Dude was rolling in space drugs
Yo CHRBRG what server you playing on ?
Aight, where do I download this
What station is that?
1 year later still makes me cry laughing
guess who's back, back again
ok janitorial got to be brutal work
E coli is pretty much harmless outside of a UTI unless you're in another country or get O157:H7, which is incredibly rare.
Space e.coli
What server?
The Monkey screaming at the beginning fills me with so much anxiety because of what happened last timem
Why is there blood in the station
Watching you play this game feels like watching rugler show
These videos on ss13 is so good
What server does he play on?
why is there so much blood
Hi