“I saw him in the vents last” Vampire chef, tastes your blood to see if you’re having a full nutritional diet. Jumps from the vents for random inspections.
Or killer tomatoes that crawl into the vents and breed on their own, overrunning and killing the entire station. Then you get banned from botany and a two week server ban for self antagging.
I once played a game where me and my co-chef started cooking corpses from the morgue since we ran out of supplies (as one does). But then some dude broke in, accused us of murder, and my co-chef stabbed him to death. Before feeding him to the rest of the station. We murdered like 3 more people before the round ended. Worst part is we weren't even antags (at least I think, my co-chef dissapeared towards the end)
God I remember when Goon added liquid physics, people immediately emptied the pool with a bucket... enough water to flood the station. Pet project of mine one day was to try and distill every single discount burrito on the station and fill the pool with their juice, but I only managed to get it anklehigh in the sauna, very sad.
The others already play the game, I think they just made it a rule to not talk with each other outside of the game and to not tell anyone who they are in-game, so they can share their stories post-game.
I love the SS13 vids but would it be possible to put the end cards after the content is done? feels like I'm missing the punchline when I can't see whats happening
Yeah have an outro so the end cards don't roll over the actual content, and maybe include the end of round report (so that we can actually see if it was vampires or wizard round or whatever).
@@magicsucks69 Hm, I might've spoken too soon. I use YT Vanced on my phone, so the option may not be there on the default app; I haven't used that one for a while so I don't remember if you could disable endcards there. Either way, dig around in the Config, look at all the options.
Ever since watching Seths video of this game all that time ago, I’ve been craving to once again live vicariously through some poor soul. This is scratching that itch. I’m glad I don’t have to sacrifice my soul and sanity playing this game, so others may find joy in watching the steady ascension into manic psychosis and the sudden descent into catatonic madness.
I tried to play this game and couldn't figure out how to do anything. Then some guy dragged me into a closet and killed me, and as a ghost still couldn't figure out how to do anything.
Learn, the learning curve can be steep depending on your job preference. But for the sake of your shift mates, read up so you won’t be a burden. You’ll get it eventually
It’s not a game you are going to learn in an hour. It could take an entire week to effectively play a more advanced job. Not to mention the basic controls themself will take awhile to get used to. There is so many hot keys and buttons you will wanna get down to muscle memory before you can really play anything correctly. Just look up SS13 Wikipedia pages for more help.
Find you a server full of patient folks willing to help you out. Or even just an empty server to practice on. Once you figure out the controls, it gets a lot easier. And it's worth it.
@@sailorgoon501 remember when you could give people sex changes and facial reconstruction then force feed them until they became huge and could eat monkeys by click dragging them?
I never imagined that there would be a day where streaming SS13 would be accepted on any server. But then the streamer "owns" the server (Tomato has a server being run in his name)...
It's a great server, too! I was always nervous about getting into SS13 because I heard the playerbase was pretty unwelcoming, but Tomato's crew have been pretty dang patient with newbies.
Pro-tip: the noobs can't deal with internals, so gas them! Put a little BZ in the hallways, or floor over the toxins vent chamber and let the 54K mix get released throughout the station through sabotaged walls
It happens on servers my man, sadly of course . Most of the time its that the server is hosted too far away like playing from America in an european server and the other way around.
I really was not ready for vampires to be real in this game, nor was I ready for them to be coconapple thieves or wrestling enthusiasts
Blob outbreaks are the best
Vampires are lame af, its time for a SLAUGHTER DEMON CHAD
Just another day on Space Station 13
FUCK vampires, it's time for CYANIDE GOLEMS
"The bartender sucks."
*bartender, just out of frame:* "You've ruined me!"
“I saw him in the vents last”
Vampire chef, tastes your blood to see if you’re having a full nutritional diet. Jumps from the vents for random inspections.
Playing Botany and not making 90 trillion scoville peppers
Imagine not making speed weed.
@@hakuzoable imagine not making Rainbow weed
@@IvanSidaruk also true
Or killer tomatoes that crawl into the vents and breed on their own, overrunning and killing the entire station. Then you get banned from botany and a two week server ban for self antagging.
@@VaultyTheSalty Based
I once played a game where me and my co-chef started cooking corpses from the morgue since we ran out of supplies (as one does). But then some dude broke in, accused us of murder, and my co-chef stabbed him to death. Before feeding him to the rest of the station. We murdered like 3 more people before the round ended.
Worst part is we weren't even antags (at least I think, my co-chef dissapeared towards the end)
I love how you very well may have just been his accomplice, but "a jobs a job"
That guy must not know that SS13 chefs, will use any meat if necessary
And that's how the whole station start become cannibal
God I remember when Goon added liquid physics, people immediately emptied the pool with a bucket... enough water to flood the station. Pet project of mine one day was to try and distill every single discount burrito on the station and fill the pool with their juice, but I only managed to get it anklehigh in the sauna, very sad.
XD
With botany like this, I don't understand how Paradise has more than 10 concurrent players.
And genetics is so good
Furries, that's how
@@MeMeMcsplosion You aren't wrong
Paradise entraps people by having the lure of unlockable roles to keep them playing, even if it's a bad server.
People stay on paradise because there is a group of people that they enjoy playing with on the server.
4:04 : "God, these guys are bad at their job!"
He's learning.
Criken, you should bring the rest of the crew aboard to play this with you. I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS
I mean, they probably are all playing, but the joy for them is just integrating and being just another guy
The others already play the game, I think they just made it a rule to not talk with each other outside of the game and to not tell anyone who they are in-game, so they can share their stories post-game.
SparkyFlufficus Communicating with other players outside of the game is often against server rules too.
Admins will ban you in most servers if they see that you meta-comm. No free pass for tubers, in fact I'd say they were stricter.
I also wouldn't be surprised if most of the rest of the crew noped tf out upon first trying out the game (or upon looking up BYOND).
"screw off before I suplex you" summarized SS13 experience in one sentence.
I love the SS13 vids but would it be possible to put the end cards after the content is done? feels like I'm missing the punchline when I can't see whats happening
Yeah have an outro so the end cards don't roll over the actual content, and maybe include the end of round report (so that we can actually see if it was vampires or wizard round or whatever).
You can disable end cards I believe, which at least will help with the issue.
@@BalthorYT how
@@magicsucks69 Hm, I might've spoken too soon. I use YT Vanced on my phone, so the option may not be there on the default app; I haven't used that one for a while so I don't remember if you could disable endcards there. Either way, dig around in the Config, look at all the options.
i agree
I love how you avoided being vamped through stubbornness
Ever since watching Seths video of this game all that time ago, I’ve been craving to once again live vicariously through some poor soul. This is scratching that itch. I’m glad I don’t have to sacrifice my soul and sanity playing this game, so others may find joy in watching the steady ascension into manic psychosis and the sudden descent into catatonic madness.
You should look up Boat Bomber then
Please play this game, it's the best game I've ever played, and you can do just so much shit in this game, totally worth it
I bursted out laughing when the vampire started doing wrestling moves on the coconut
this game is an absolute mess and i love it
@@navyvet84 nah, even on LRP servers it's a blast. Some people are repetitive in those servers though
I really wish it wasn't so frustratingly unplayable, and I say that as a dwarf fortress nerd. BYOND is a horrible engine.
@@kingborehaha i think the gameplay is fine, at least on tg. But they do have a unity version of it in beta that you can play now
I thought the same exact thing, there’s so much going on and I don’t understand a single bit of it but by god if i don’t love every second.
This game actually seems intriguing
Gotta love how everyone gets wasted and high as fuck while vampires run around killing everyone
I tried to play this game and couldn't figure out how to do anything.
Then some guy dragged me into a closet and killed me, and as a ghost still couldn't figure out how to do anything.
Learn, the learning curve can be steep depending on your job preference. But for the sake of your shift mates, read up so you won’t be a burden. You’ll get it eventually
It’s not a game you are going to learn in an hour. It could take an entire week to effectively play a more advanced job. Not to mention the basic controls themself will take awhile to get used to. There is so many hot keys and buttons you will wanna get down to muscle memory before you can really play anything correctly. Just look up SS13 Wikipedia pages for more help.
Set up a local server to learn the controls on your own time th-cam.com/video/NvjVbft30OA/w-d-xo.html
Find you a server full of patient folks willing to help you out. Or even just an empty server to practice on. Once you figure out the controls, it gets a lot easier. And it's worth it.
criken pls, byond cant take this much traffic
He’s gonna get something sticky in mailbox soom
Finally some good fruit, the coconapple
You know it’s not good in ss13 when you say “I think this is how this works”
Thank you for playing this game. Its to complicated for me, yet i enjoy the gameplay
9:52 the bartender was trying to pull a joker but was stopped god this game is hilarious
How to open a coconapple:
Elbow slam = X
9mm Bullet = X
Chainsaw = X
a fucking knife = ✓
"Can I make an announcement?"
*The Bartender Sucks*
Everyone on the station is so cool you can ask them anything and they will do it no questions asked, even if it results in their death.
The farts, They scare me.
You should have tuned in years ago. Back in my day, you could shit in this game. Those were truly ancient and evil days.
@@sailorgoon501 OH NO, SCAT
@@ronfino "Someone help! The chef is force feeding me an ice cream cone of shit!"
@@sailorgoon501 you can still in lifeweb
@@sailorgoon501 remember when you could give people sex changes and facial reconstruction then force feed them until they became huge and could eat monkeys by click dragging them?
I’m so happy you’re playing this game. BYOND is slept on, especially SS13.
Dood stream more of this game. Love it. Loved your detective RP
8:55 thanks for reminding me of how i forgot to buy fable during the sale cause my new computer doesnt have a disk slot
Criken's channel is just a constant source of gold content ever since the L4D2 days.
It's always nice to see a new guy getting a fun experience.
I never imagined that there would be a day where streaming SS13 would be accepted on any server.
But then the streamer "owns" the server (Tomato has a server being run in his name)...
It's a great server, too! I was always nervous about getting into SS13 because I heard the playerbase was pretty unwelcoming, but Tomato's crew have been pretty dang patient with newbies.
@@jfs983 good to know.
I already got into SS13 a while ago, but it's a been over two years since I last played.
CRIKEN! 1 mil??
I remember the days of 11k subs and “Skyrim, the good the bad and the dovahkin”
SO PROUD UR AWESOME
I think this is gonna shape up to be another classic series.
Criken: "God these guys are bad at their job" Hes talking about security, soon he'll find out about, Shitcurity
That was amazing more of this pls
This series is amazing
I absolutely love your content on this game, its hilarious! Keep it up!
It’s all fun and games until someone breaks out the loafing machine on goon.
Consider streaming/making more content of SS13, this is the most entertaining shit I've seen in a while :)
I'm proud criken plays this game
Love this game, such absolute madness
I would be very happy if you continued to play this more often
Come on crikboi the chanel deserves more than this
0:10 that music is giving me serious RubberFruit nostalgia feelings
This was SO good. Im really happy now.
best of pineapple and coconut = coconeapple.
worst of pineapple and coconut = pinecone?
DAMMIT CRIKEN, here comes the tide.
*laughs in TG station*
Pro-tip: the noobs can't deal with internals, so gas them! Put a little BZ in the hallways, or floor over the toxins vent chamber and let the 54K mix get released throughout the station through sabotaged walls
Actually one of my favourite games to watch you play
Apparently the escape shuttle time can be shortened to 10 seconds, which sucks
Keep playing this game, its a lot of fun to watch
I demand more of this game, it’s too good for you and the boys to not keep doing it.
I love all the random possibilities and I want more vids!!!
"hey your friend is dead"
*drags the body out of the room when Criken is dragged away by some dude*
Waiting for Criken to make watermelon splice banana... I swear, it's not a grow your own IED
Criken, barotruama has a new update.
They added official chairs, and so much more!
I was the vampire that round that was a lot of fun :)
8:55 yo nostalgia love that game
Oh god here we go
My only problem with this video is that it's not long enough. Bloody brilliant
Boy do I have good news for you.
Search "Criken's catalogue" on TH-cam. There's over 8hrs of this game on his vod channel.
@@Ty6260 thanks dude!
You got me into Space Station 13, I hope you know that.
I am a dedicated Geneticist.
Hope that he makes more of these videos
local botanist tries to learn wrastling, kidnaps wannabe maetso maen. more news at 11
As a botanist in Goon, you always need your weed
This is so hectic lmao I love it
Dagnabbit! Neither your Garlic bread or Coconappis bore fruit. There's always gotta be something ey?
Thank you criken for introducing me ss13 (:
Oh great we’re gonna get a cricken tide now rip
This is most addictive game I played
'we made a shit ton of weed'
That background music reminds me of Soviets vids . Good job editor :D
I love SS13 videos not only for the content, but also for those who tell their experience in the comments
We need more
thank you criken if you never made this video i wouldve never played ss13 (:
You make this game looks fun.
You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel
But this game is fun ;v
Max pot lemo-nades, also please make more of these.
Space station!
CRIKENTIDE WORLDWIDE
I love this game so much
This is fucking amaizng. each time they pass by botany its getting worse and worse xD
that random fable voiceline what even
...aaaaand feeling the urge to play again, dangit
Opening with Wow Brewfest music. I see you're a man of good taste my men ;)
beautiful
I love how this game got popular on youtube
That was so dramatic haha
Love this game
Now to hope the newbies keep to LRP and MRP’s where harm is limited
wait a minute... did i just see Joey Petuina as a radio man?
god this game is amazing
Plz play more of this game
5:47 only true fallout new vegas big mt player got this reference
Why do i hear constantly gnomed sound
One of the botanist was holding it and wouldn't let go of it aHAHAHA
please more!!
Have you been having the white sub menu glitch? its been happening to me nonstop on many servers/codebases.
It happens on servers my man, sadly of course . Most of the time its that the server is hosted too far away like playing from America in an european server and the other way around.
vampire hunter ruined by the bartender
Wherw my boat bomber gang at?
oh for fucks sake here come the children in SS13
tide incoming
i wanna know what is the music in 3:58