Beat your meat.
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Im glad I found this channel. Incredible charisma.
Incredible skill to be first reply
Damn now I wanna see cell and Kermit vs this dude
Mr Perfect Cell, can you do a versus with Daddy Noel?
Hahalol
😂 we need a cameo now
His chicken falling makes me laugh over how his face still keep the same
It's obvious that Noel will beat it so hard til it flattens because it's frozen and thicc, the chicken tried to escape but it took it's first slap and said "what are you doing step chicken"
It was intentional which makes it better in a way
What you doing step chicken 😂
Verdade Pedro Henrique
@@thejoxter6315 it wasn't intentional
The way the step chicken just rolled from that plate 😂
Lmfao
He doesn't even feel it, the plate was already weightless for him.
@@anshuman4678 accurate
same bruh
Yeah
“Beat your meat.”
> 6.9 million views
nice
Now we need 420k likes
@@User4-4-5 it's 411 k now
415k now
@@wrath8487 almost there! (hope it will not be going 421k!)
8 Million views now
Wow buff guys are so intimidating and serious
This buff guy: “beat your meat…what are you doing step chicken…Thou shall not let a gym bro eat dry chicken.”
🤣🤣🤣 thank you my bro!
@@NoelDeyzel you’re a legend lmao
what are you doing step chicken
Noel its like MEGAS XLR
th-cam.com/video/X5OODyyFnTQ/w-d-xo.html
Chicken: *falls from the plate*
Noel: "Just go with it"
He did it so confidently that I started wondering if I saw it correctly
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 th-cam.com/users/shortsmOzigrM3azI?feature=share
Not a rick roll
Promise (:
The meat, although dead, still tried fleeing from its predator.
I rewinded it 2 times to see I saw that right. 😂😂
I can't believe I laughed at it lol
When Noel goes to the club, the bouncer shows Noel his ID
When Noel turned 18 his parents moved out
When noel exceeds speed limit
The sign got corrected
*Ayye this was good 😂*
@@IcecoldKilla10 that one was dry
@@dannyguz1258thanks for your review ill try better next time and i wont let you down 🙏
That ' *Slap* "What are you doing stepchicken?"' got me 😂
same😂😂
Copied
@@warlocksunited2e580 From who?
@@Fipsu. from joe
@@Antony_is_himWho's Joe????🤨
This guy is so serious and yet his videos have so much humor
Fax bruhhhhh that’s makes even funnier
So serious? “What are you doing step chicken”😂
ikr and his voice is so calming for me
it makes it even funnier
@@xljhitt6517 He meant that his tone is serious
This guy needs to be protected
Then again he probably doesn’t need protection
Don't need protection when he beats his own meat
@@_hitoshini_5278 bruh I was finna say that 😂😂
Ahahaha Lmao
@@_hitoshini_5278 hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@_hitoshini_5278 hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“What are you doing step-chicken?” *intense slap*
Aye what’s a good doing here 🔫🔫
Well if it isn't evil's counter part.
@@stanthetincan3667 who r u
@@sauce-7963 a Tincan. Named stan. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
sus
"If you do not want the chicken as dry as the hub's acting"💀💀💀
Likes bruv
609 likes. nice
He even showed the two colors.
How does he know…?
@@Kneecaptain You had to make me come back after 1 year to see the unfunniest joke ever
“What are you doing step chicken” literally made me cry
I don’t get it?
@@Windja69 Please don't delve deep into this. You're innocent and make sure to stay that way. 😂
He even spelled chicken wrong after that "what are you doing step chicken"
😂😂😂😂😂
Does anyone remember the Gummy bear part?
“Beat your meat, its not about how hard you can go. Its about the technique” wise words
take my like
Truer words have never been spoken
I wish someone gave me this advice when I was a teenager 😉
daddy noel is very wise
@@IDGAG hips syncing sounds awesome yet tedious af
“It’s about the technique”
**winks**
Me, a straight male: *swoons
What??
@@reaperX779 He said what he said.
@@zachryder3150 elaborate bro can't you just be direct?
@I speak fax Tf is dull?
@I speak fax I am not a doll
“If you don’t want the chicken being as dry as the hub’s acting” lmaooo 💀💀💀💀💀
Lmfao he's been there
@@rlpreem wdym?
Lol
Who has NOT been there?
@@rlpreem 🤫
“What are you doing step chicken” had me 💀💀💀💀💀
Same 😂
😂😂😂
He knows what's up
pwahaha!
1000 like
Noel is the entire fitness Indutry
😂😂😂😂
He is the fitness industry in an alternate universe where fitness industry isn't fabricated.
Nah
No, way better than the entire fitness industry
@@EatGymSleep have you met the entire fitness industry?
Noel Deyzel has:
-The body of a God
-A voice deeper than the ocean
-The humour of a 15 year old
Basically perfect 💯
Himself: How many sexual jokes do you want in the video?
Noel: Absolutely
I think this is better
Himself: How many sexual jokes do you want in the video?
Noel: I agree
Nick Digiovanni : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
@@EkardRimidalv did u even learn grammar?
@@hattori8807 it's apart of the meme
@@hattori8807 you need some meme grammar bro
He is literally the human embodiment of Giga Chad and its weirdly wholesome even in this video.
U L T I M A T U M C H A D
@@anthonyst-onge bro said ultimatum chad💀
@@Cartermchick He literally said ultimatum chad
@@Cartermchick he legit said ultimatum chad
@@anthonyst-onge He definitely said ultimatum chad
This man literally has the body built like Zeus, a sense of humor that is so subtle and so hilarious that makes you laugh any moment of the day, and the wholesomeness and motivation skills as a trusted person or animal.
And a voice that puts corpsehusband to shame
Palmer is that you?
*Animal?*
The pinnacle of Chadness
He is the perfect man
If the gym was a church, this is the priest
And he, Hampton and Sean would be the Holy Council.
Naw bro, if the gym had a mascot, it’d be this guy
He's the bishop of South Africa.
Joey would be Jesus.
“It’s not about how hard you can go, it’s about the technique.”
Truer words have never been said.
69th likes
I disagree, going hard is a technique
@@CatLover69420 ugh shut up Get a better technique🙄🈲😱💀✨😳㊗️🈴🈵🈹㊙️🉐🌧🉑🈶🌈😎😭🏳️🌈💚🥴👨🦼🈺🈚️🈸🈷️😍🗿🤍✊🏿
@@CatLover69420 it’s not a good one tho
@@majin-ny but it works
"Its about the technique."
- Chief Noel.
@Lee who the hell told you that the right spelling for that word is shef. 🤣🤣
@Lee yikes, sorry im too dumb to realize you're joking.😬
Wtf happened here.
@@Fwampt nothing really, a guy tried to correct you, saying that chief isn't the right word and instead it should be shef, which is obviously a joke, but it flew out of my head. mb
Lmao its ok bro, no harm done
"Don't stop when your tired, stop when your done"
- Sun Tzu at the hub
Y'all stop😂😂😂
“Dont stop when you’re done, stop when she is done.”
-johnny tzu, kingdom of brazzerseria
@@giornogiovanna4117 👁️👄👁️
Wrong, that's David goggins dialogue
@@giornogiovanna4117 😹
"If you don't want your chicken to be as dry as the hubs acting" caught me off guard.
[slaps chicken]
"what are you doing step chicken"
aight I love this guy already
Edit: don't look in the comments :(
He's also gay. Talk about a daddy! 😍🤤
@@Joshua-dc1bs downbad
@@Joshua-dc1bs simp
@@Joshua-dc1bs '-'
@@Joshua-dc1bs disgusting
the spank with the “what are you doing step chicken” Fucking KILLED me
I'm dead 😅😅😅😅
@@thebrownbaldy damn. RIP
ok
Same😂
@Boner Beans oh no we have a toxic brat
"If you don't want your chicken as dry as the Hub's acting"
Okay, that was genuinely pretty funny
Hello :)
Once again I find you in my unending TH-cam shorts loop.
Alright I see you everywhere bro,please
HOW THE F*** ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH
Omg it’s the dude with no job commenting on every video going
0:08, 0:10 & 0:24 Daddy Noel is the most cultured man in the fitness community on the entire internet. 🗿
Also 0:20
Meal Prep 3 verse 2 "Thy shall not let a gym bro eat dry chicken, wheymen"
Hahahaha
Eddygee reference, nice
The Swoly Bible
Wheymen hehe
Wheymen
even if this man wasn't as jacked as he is, i would still trust whatever he says. incredibly charismatic, absolute gigachad.
This mans build has charisma maxed out
@@goldneye1466 strength 10 too, i think hes doing a legion build
ah yes fallout
@@minosprimegaming1400 intelligence 9 as well
also using psycho often
Sauce for your pfp?
Who’s meat? And why is everyone beating him?
I feel bad for meat, I wish he never was abused like that.
@@allaboutbatman1376 my bad bro
Don't worry, meat is okay he has regenerative qualities
@@forgetfulstranger wish I could say the same about my foreskin 😔
@@Ray-fg2hj ew why
the chicken rolling off the plate made me laugh out loud, i love your videos 😄
edit: you got yourself a subscriber
Him : “What are you doing step chicken”
Me : *Proceeds to subscribing*
yup
Literally the same
@@brumiousmomentus3142 same for me 😂😂
I literally did the same 😂😂 . I love this guy
Bruo same!!
honestly this guy looks and sounds gigachad
giga chad beats his (chicken) meat
The only thing giga are those horse teeth of yours
@@ncxo1975 you know what a giga chad is?
@@ncxo1975 WTF-
Because he is
Daddy Noel is the best thing that has happened to me
Cringe
@@user5214 lol
I like Noel but this comment is kinda sad. Lol
lmfao
Lolllllll your name had me clitores destroyer
“its not about how hard you can go, its about the technique “
THAT WHAT SHE SAID
I had the same thing in mind
That’s literally the point
Everyone notice when he says its about the technique he winked.
No
No
Thanks, cap. Thank you. I watched this video 30 time but missed that moment.
@@hedoesntbite5415 you gotta be really fuckin blind! 0:12
Yes
“What are you doing step-chicken”
This guy is a saint. Not an angelic one. The one we need more of. A funny one
The patron saint of PureGym
@@NoCokeOnlyIce absolutely
Ah yes, St. Noel
Laughed so hard on that.
"If you don't your chicken to be as dry as the HUB's acting"
The fact that it's actually true.
I watch for the plot
that's why I watch hanime now.
Bruh that shit got me I had to watch again to make sure he actually said that😭
yeah i was like "what kind of hub did he mean?"
and then the colour of the squares hit me
@@pututunik8748 obviously he was talking about GitHub
That step chicken part caught me off guard 🤣🤣💀 Noel to funny yet serious
The chicken falling off the plate made me laugh harder than it should’ve
If it made a loud slap when it hit the ground that would have been so good
Gei
I like how he continued like nothing happened, great focus.
@@GamingIncMasterTroll geh
@@AXAND3R tru
"it's not about how hard you can go, it's the technique"
That is great life advice
@@threefoursix3940 tbh yeah xd
true work smart not hard
And it doesn’t just apply..... to the gym 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that's what she said
I can't even lie I took a break from the hub and came back... God what did I see in those videos😭
Hub?
@@idkwhy77 Yes. The Hub. The P Hub. I guess certain sites can't be said out loud in content creation websites.
@@BassGal92 I see. Anyway avoid p hub addictions it's not good..
"If you don't want your chicken to be as dry as the hub's acting" one of the best roasts if ever heard for the hub
Besides theres nothing to watch lmao
What is the hub🟧⬛️ why there colour too?
Damn I’m too innocent, I thought he meant like the tv network “The Hub” lmao 🤣
Which hub the hub or another hub
@@Youzw The hub that starts with a P
A highly toned man saying "What are you doing step-chicken" in a high pitch voice is something I didn't think I'd ever experience
Nice profile pic
Truly a gold experience
W0w uR sO fUnNy
@@emperorphil2547 ok? what’s your point gronk
*ha ya to*
“Its not about how hard you can go, it’s about technique.” Truer words have never been spoken
I'm dead bro 🤣🤣
Exactly you need the technique to make it the right spot 😩😩😩😩
And it's actually the truth
He wasn’t gonna give you up, so why’d you give him up? 😶
Anakin, start panickin, he has a planackin
"Thou shall not let a Gym Bro eat dry Chicken."- The Gym Bible, CorinthiGains 13
🤣😂👍
BAHAHAHA💀😂😂
😂
Bible written book
The guyble
youtube is a bitch for showing me this on 1st November.
Same
i think youtube’s trying to telling you something
“It’s not about how hard you can go , it’s about the technique”
-Daddy Noel
That's what she said
That is what I tell my girlfriend every night.
its not about how far you come, it matters how far your come can go
Oh god the daddy noel part is so cursed me for
It’s even more cursed when you listen to it with your eyes closed
"Dry as the hubs acting"
Why's no one talking about this roast? 💀
_Apply a cold towel to the burned area_
I somehow get that, they're acting's more like unscripted. They always become uncontrollably horny and need to get hit by a cattle prod.
@@kaedetried3952 Bro....
@@kaedetried3952 bro?
Bc no one watches the hub for acting so no one cares...
"They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie"
lol
Stop
@@43videogamemaster bruh its just a joke
Bruh
ACA_V4ST✔️ I know but that line is so overused it hurts lol
Bro is jacked,funny,wise and dispenses really good advices.
What a chad
"*it's not about how hard you go, it's about the technique*"
NOTED
If that's what she said I have some bad news for you...
It's true tho
Demon slayer *coughs*
Sus
@@rnaD86 he*
This guy is a huge anti-chad. One of the most stacked dudes I've ever seen yet the most humble and charismatic by far.
Nah he’s the ultimate Chad
@@bruh-yi5kw Everyone has different definition to suit their own.
From what I've observed, Chad aren't toxic, but the people who write Chad and alpha everywhere, not everyone but many of them are toxic. Our Noel never talks down on anyone.
Hes the final form of Chads
@@piccolo5346 ikr
Chads are humble, he is chad.
How did he manage to keep a straight face when saying "don't let your chicken be as dry as the hubs acting"
His disappointment with the Hub's dryness caused him to maintain a straight face.
@Blandest_ 91 it’s a thirty second video😐
"It's not about how hard you go" , "it's about
Drive , it's about power*
I was considering subscribing because I’m getting back into training and I like this mans affect. That said, the moment he slapped that chicken breast and said, “what are you doing step-chicken?”, the decision was made for me.
What a legend.
Same here hahahah
Facts
Lmaooo I was like 😳😳😳😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, being jacked gives a lot of sense of humour.
Interesting.
Amy Shumer:
*Intense weightlifting noises*
llll
@@anthonyst-onge 🤣😂
@@anthonyst-onge no amount of humor training can make her funny
@@GamingSpiral I wonder her tf writes her jokes
this is a proper underrated channel
He had a load of traction on tik tok. I wonder if hes extremely popular there or if he has such a cult following that he smallest amount of fans dominate fitness tik tok
You could make a "That's what she said!" Out of anything Noel says
“Best your meat. It’s not about how hard you can go, it’s about the technique”
-some chad
Not “some chad”, Daddy Noel.
@@sssenatorarmstrong3280 yes😫
“It’s not about how hard you can go , it’s about DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER"
WE STAY HUNGRY, WE DEVOUR
AND TAKE, WHAT'S OURS
@X4TERUMI dont ask questions you dont want answers to
@X4TERUMI were any of your ancestors black or is anybody in your family black
@X4TERUMI built a time machine
Make yo mama or dad
Sleep with a black person
(I can't guarantee if it works
Cause life Don't works that way)
"Don't worry bro, I got you: Beat your meat!"
Thats where I spilled my coffee over the table lmfao
xD
"What are you doing step-chicken?" 💀
Tfw that was probably a chicken breast 💀
“Dry as the hub’s acting”
*A man of culture I see*
what did he meaan pls tell
@@CrispyMonkeyBallz how old must one be to not understand that this is a jojo's reference
/s
@@jb35056 it’s all a jojo reference. How did he not get that?
@@jb35056 everything's a jojo reference
Breathing is also a JoJo reference
Me reading the title: good soldiers follow orders.
Amen
@@nanaa9074 Wheymen* 🙏
I just got circumcised, but i guess
*sigh*
@@Jason-with-a-game oh no
I see a bad batch reference, I like.
My cat died today. Was sad all day and couldnt stop crying. Leave it to daddy noel to cheer me up.
My condolences... TH-cam can be a powerful ally in any circumstance. I hope you find whatever you need on this platform to make you get and feel better.
i am so sorry about your loss bro 😿
Sorry for your loss. However, for this video, an innocent animal also died (or more like murdered). Please think about it. Have a great day bro.
Thank you guys for the kind words. A strangers word helps for whatever reason heh
@@JusuWarudo yh
“To get results I know I need to eat chicken”
….what
"what are you doing step-chicken" is when I realized he's above the Chads, he's a mega Chad, he's the Chad that all Chads go to for fitness and personality guidance. 😂
Can only be achieved using the chadidite
you guys are embarrassing
@@davidcoolguy what's your point?
@@davidcoolguy you need to consult Chadidite Noel for some sense of humor bruh. I thought you were cool man, dafuq? 🤣
LMAO
“what are you doooiing step chicken” I’m fucking deeeaddd lol
@Swiftypop ?
Is there something this man can’t do well? He’s the real Chad
Not be a chad
@@chimmy1161 his only weakness
Not be funny and informative.
I am seriously confused about this chad names , who is chad ?
Yea, make delicious chicken. You are supposed to marinade it.
Bro I saw him in an ad before watching this lol.
“What are you doing step-chicken?”
Ok, that would make a pretty solid gym shirt design.
I hate that American humor always refering to porn disgusting
@@redmenacingbirb2492 It's only disgusting when it's referring to degenerate porn
@@kenetickups6146 nah man any kind of porn is disgusting
@@redmenacingbirb2492 nope
@@redmenacingbirb2492 Its only fucked when someone is dead serious about it
Explain this entire video in one word:
"Legendary."
*Virgin Gordon Ramsay* :
- still looking for the lamb sauce
- 80% angry
- not buff
*Chad Noel Denzel* :
- "what are you doing step chicken"
- muscles for days
- never leave a bro with dry chicken
- BEAT YOUR MEAT
Yes
Ayo you sus as hell
gordan actually is kinda buff he does have some muscle for a guy his age
"It's not about how hard you can go, it's the technique 😉." This got me rolling 🤣
"don't worry I got you bro" sounds so comforting.....
23 days into No Nut November and I get this in my recommended. The whole world's against me man🥲
@Le Sauces Collector! what's that?
Lmao keep going ma man 😂🙌
@@Pablo-fm1tr why ask a question like this when you have Google at your fingertips ?
@Rollz to make his life easier
@@percio6802 he got no comeback🤣
Instructions unclear, I changed genders
Literally laughed out loud at the *smack* " What are you doing step chicken?"part😂🐔... what a great sense of humour (and he sounds Afrikaans, haven't heard that accent in awhile😊)
Jusr checked and he is south african
@@justthere845 that is afrikaans
@@justthere845 Really? I thought he is Dutch or something.
@@tuguspuspayoga Afrikaans and Dutch are very very similar.
Are you zarting guys?
When he said: "What are you doing step chicken?"
I felt that.
You felt what the step chicken was doing?
If so, how did it feel?
@@apersonwholikesraccoons5749 hmmm
I doubt you have felt anything for anyone your entire life.
@@Commander_Shepard. damn dude stay mad
0:21 *casually rolls off*
lmao
The gym bible, first hearing it
time to start all the way from genegains all the way to revel--protein powder
Of all the languages on earth, this Gentleman chose to speak Facts.
Stolen comment btw, letting ya’ll know…
@@itstoasty7089 bruh who cares 🤣
@@MXPayne ur condom
@@itstoasty7089 damn Imma spontaneously combust now
@@MXPayne oh noe
I'm surprised no one has mentioned buying a meat thermometer, they're not expensive and they help a lot with not over cooking your meat. Especially if you don't want to beat your meat all the time.
@Johnson does it hurt?
@@DannyFrey how about we give you a hands on experince
I mostly use my eyes cus I am not going out and I don't wanna beat the meat last time I did that it was paper thin
@@Edible_edibility fussy
@@hochigaming14yearsago90 I am not gonna go out cus the people out there don't even wear masks
“What are you doing step chicken?” ASAASSAASSASH
hahaha, so funny
I got a Noel ad on a Noel video, he's paying himself tf-
If you look up “gigachad” in a thesaurus, Noel Deyzel is one of the synonyms.
This guy is so precious
“what are you doing step-chicken”
😂I love this guy so much
LMFAOOOO
6.9m views thats kinda sus 😳🤨➰
The dead pan expression as you confronted the step chicken 💀💀💀
"It's not about how hard you can go its all about technique"
Daddy Noel (Respect)
Why call him "daddy" tho? Lmao wtf
@@goroakechi7500 because his tiktok fans call him that, and he likes it when hes called daddy noel.
daddy noel is literally santa claus in portuguese wth
@@nightfall_9411 Brazilian Portuguese only
@@nightfall_9411 only in brazillian Portuguese tho
"Beat your meat"
"It's not about how hard you can go"
"It's about the technique"
If you watch the video with closed eyes, your intrusive thougst will win....😅
"What are you doing step chicken?" I find myself saying this a lot more while I prep chicken, and it's made the whole experience so much better. Thanks daddy noel!
Maybe you should try it while making Jerk Chicken.
@@srgarner0 😳
@@srgarner0 If that was meant to be a joke, you didn't pull it off good...
@@MiguelMedV then make pulled shredded chicken
@@srgarner0 😂🤣😂🤣
LMAO "if you don't want your chicken to be as dry as the hub acting" bruh that one is so fucking true