Bro i have request for you and everyone who is reading this comment. Please stop doing comments like this. I swear everytime i read a yt comment, it makes me wanna die with cringe
Judge: “you are sentenced to three counts of vehicular manslaughter. How do you plead?” Me asf: (I’m looksmaxxing mogging the negative canthal tilt, low cheek bones, weak chin ahh judge by mewing for the last 3 hours)
@@HolBolt For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11 NIV
@@EvropeanEmpireEUhe did both lol, old videos of him show he had pretty chubby cheeks and he got made fun of for it so he got surgery and starved himself.
The history of philosophy could be partly understood by this song, men seeking the esteem of men like this bro, an alcibiades, if ever I saw one... Throwing down their prettiest words....
I grew up in the church and thought that was the whole religion just going to church every Sunday and eventually stopped going and started to do my own thing. I wanted to find the purpose of life because I knew everything we worked for would pass away. Later on I had a tug on my heart to open up the Bible and saw the Jesus people talked about was completely different from what was in the Bible. I started to draw closer to the higher power and had a supernatural encounter with him and I felt his love and peace and was indescribable and overwhelming almost but was out of this world and everything looked brand new like it was the first time seeing it when I looked outside. His name is Jesus and I’m here to tell you it’s about a relationship not religion and he is real and did die on the cross for you willingly and thinks you as the only person and was thinking of you while dying. All we chase in this life is temporary think about your eternal life.
@carlos_3141I mean if you think so thats fine but its not. lumi athena has been making music like this for wayyyyy longer than when looksmaxxing kids started using it
I used to be a nerd at high school and a loser at life, i used to go to the same classes every single day while all the other cool kids laughed at me, i wanted to find a purpose in life, to find a better me, to make people like me, and then i went to find help on the internet, Reddit to be more specific, and this guy (which asked to stay anonymous) told me about something called "Looksmaxing", at first i was very confused but then i did some research and understood everything, i began training day and night to look like ano of the sigma males i saw on the internet. When i came back to school, everyone was shocked! I looked better than anyone ever dreamed of being, all the girls wanted to talk to me now and i became one of the cool kids at my school. Looksmaxing is real, it changed me for the better, don't ever let anyone tell you it's not, champs 💪
When your father comes drunk late home and starts tweaking but you are on your third mewing streak:
Jabsnsmxiapq its in short form
It's a horror story
@@Samsulesbhshsyea
He beat me hard (i got bonemaxxed)
@@chamoflag9630what a lucky individual
Me when I’m stuck in an infinite loop of walking while mewing and my memories get erased every time:
(Im mogging the voices in my head)
(Im going insane)
i do it errday
Now edge for 10 hours straight
😮💨😫😩😣😩😫😣😖😩😫😩😣😖😭
I’ve gone 72
ONLY 10?! 🥱
ROOKIE NUMBERS 😈😈😈 168 HOURS (one week)
i am serious and you are a yt comment so now pls tell me what it is ik its over for me
We unlocking the phone with this one!!!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Underrated comment
Bro i have request for you and everyone who is reading this comment. Please stop doing comments like this. I swear everytime i read a yt comment, it makes me wanna die with cringe
Judge: “you are sentenced to three counts of vehicular manslaughter. How do you plead?”
Me asf: (I’m looksmaxxing mogging the negative canthal tilt, low cheek bones, weak chin ahh judge by mewing for the last 3 hours)
😭😭😭
Bro I’ve been mewing for my whole life
brainrot
Me walking past the air hostess acting as if i didn't just clog the toilet
"BYE BYE🗣🔥🔥‼️💯🗣🔛🔝🔥💯💯💀"
BYE BYE ❤❤❤❤❤
BYE BYE🎉❤😮
BYE BYE 🗣🔥🔥🥶🥶
bad gonial angle + negative canthal tilt + adenoids + inverted medial canthus + low cheekbones + flat nose, is it over for me?
Yes
U should ropemaxx
Definitely consider racistmaxxing
BYE BYE 🗿
You forgot jelqing (it’s over for me)
Too handsome its over for him
Over mog now he become a god
Boys using the same towel part where they wiped their balls after shower:
Whats wrong with that🤔
I know this is a joke but I never got this. My balls are exceptionally clean after a shower
@@LEGACY_VALORhe is saying that it is a good thing because we look like Jordan.
@@cyphlone3306What are you doing here bro you're like 12 😭
Me washing my face after my balls: 🗿🗿
when your face ID is tweaking and you gotta lock in
literally me
Nah uh
Your comment was funny, but i can't laugh, im mewing.
@@Qhari-vj7yp same
Same
The Pain You're Feeling Can't Compare to The Joy That's Coming!
Romans 8:18
That's make sense holyshiiit looksmaxxing let's gooo!
I hope to god youre right
@@HolBolt For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jeremiah 29:11 NIV
We MOGGING with dis one👽🤝👺🧨😳✅🤓🗣🤑🥱‼💯☝️🙏
Real (I'm mewing)
Love thiss
ima touch you lil bro
My reaction when the security guard asks me to open my bag (There's three pounds of pure fentanyl)
my exact reaction when the judge asked me what i did with the 93718 babies i kidnapped (i was hard-mewing)
@@PurpleBugsBro is sundowner💀
Got my hips moving on a Saturday afternoon💃
What 😂😂😂
its over for you
def negative canthal tilt
Negative canthal tilt
negative canthal titlt + prey eyes + recessive jawline + 5’ 2” (it’s so over)
bye bye
How the water bottle looks at 3 AM.
this video is so perfect omg
Love that guy
Teacher: y'all have to succeed
Kid named ceed :
walking up to your crush vs walking up to the principals office after making a valid excuse:
"Help! My dog is stuck in the car!"
Me: (i'll edge the window open) (looksmaxxing the crowd) (i've already mewed three crises today) (help)
I accidentally forget a lemon slice in my water, is it over for me?
Ropemaxx
Its over for you.
@@9x177pls wtf is ropemax and why is it everywhere in this comment section 😭
never began
6'1 + broad shoulders + curly hair + hunter eyes + positive canthal tilt + clear skin + prominent brow ridge + thick eyebrows + long eyelashes + prominent high cheek bones + hollow cheeks + straight nose + full lips+ good mid-face ratio + half decent jawline, is it over for me......?
Bro is that even a question? Go sign for a modeling agency right now
yeah if you're not at least 6'7'' don't bother trying
Ropemaxx lil bro its over
Should I call a modeling agency
Jawline needs to be immaculately sculpted, it was over before it even begun
This song is hilarious lmaoo 😭😭😭
BYEBYE🗣
I accidently edged to this
There is no accidents
@@closure4155 there are no accidents*
It was an accident
@@GIGACHAD-ty9hz sorry bro
He looks like the white version of Richard Ramirez the serial killer. lol
In this specific clip yea. But before he had Bfr he looked very different.
@@blueknew "He looks just like his father"
pov : I'm in my dad's funeral but I can't tell my speech because I'm mewing
Ahh man ☠️☠️☠️
WuuDaHelllOuuMaaGaadNooWayeá
This song is for him
I'M STONECOLD HAVEN'T TOUCHED A WOMAN IN 21 YEARS I'M TRUECEL IT'S OVER
BYE BYE 🗿🙏🏻
me thinking that im jordan barret ( i'm autistic)
Soo pretty ❤
omg how can everything about one human be perfection, that man def won the genetic lottery
thanks
thanks
Hes Mewing
Buccal fat removal most likely though.
Or he is starvemaxxing.
@@EvropeanEmpireEUhe did both lol, old videos of him show he had pretty chubby cheeks and he got made fun of for it so he got surgery and starved himself.
BYE BYE 🗣🗣🗣🗣
"That'll be $28.50 sir, cash or card?"
Me ignoring her ass cause I've been mewing for 4 hrs straight:
BAI BAI 🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼
You know you ‘re doing well when the average joes look at you like they wanna stab you to death. Keep mogging boys.
zyzz is watchin over brahhhh we all gonna fkin make it brahs ! haters gon hate mirers gon mire
@carlos_3141 its the zyzz mouvement brah u mirin? never heard of zyzz?
bye bye💯
Bye Bye 🗣️🗣️
Me after a 24 hour session of mewing
im doing it for a year
Bye bye (going to edgemaxx)
BYE BYEE!
My real ideal man type, why do you have to be so handsome, Jordan, you are killing me, I love you enough to be your dog, my love.(bye bye🥱🤫🧏🏻♀️)
lyrics :
bye bye
bye bye
bye bye
The history of philosophy could be partly understood by this song, men seeking the esteem of men like this bro, an alcibiades, if ever I saw one... Throwing down their prettiest words....
BYE BYE 🗣🔥
jordanbarrettmaxxing
Bro: "Look thats max"
Me:
bye bye😂
Bye bye😢
Melhor versão ❤🗿🍷☠️
How is his face so wide holy sh*t
rare youtube account nice 👍👍
he has a high fwhr about 2.2 which is bad in most cases but it creates that agressive look in him
he mogg u to oblivion lil bro
@@Kaliyaz_GT why rare ?
Well developed maxilla and pallete
0:21 bye bye
"The time has come", he said. "The kingdom of God has come near. Repent and believe the good news!"
Mark 1:15(NIV)
BYE BYE 🗣️🗣️👋👋🧬🧬❤️🔥❤️🔥
ICEMAXX
yoo jordann!!
I grew up in the church and thought that was the whole religion just going to church every Sunday and eventually stopped going and started to do my own thing. I wanted to find the purpose of life because I knew everything we worked for would pass away. Later on I had a tug on my heart to open up the Bible and saw the Jesus people talked about was completely different from what was in the Bible. I started to draw closer to the higher power and had a supernatural encounter with him and I felt his love and peace and was indescribable and overwhelming almost but was out of this world and everything looked brand new like it was the first time seeing it when I looked outside. His name is Jesus and I’m here to tell you it’s about a relationship not religion and he is real and did die on the cross for you willingly and thinks you as the only person and was thinking of you while dying. All we chase in this life is temporary think about your eternal life.
Literally same now im tryna Christmaxx
Christmaxxing above all else
@huy1676ok virgin Russian
@huy1676 not nice bud
@huy1676Ok 👌🗿 (Still Christmaxing)
0:57 how you feel when your mom tells you that you look good.
BYE BYE
Bye Bye 🗣🗣🗣( Empezó para mi )
BYE BYE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼
no way y'all calling this the jordan barrett theme💀💀
@carlos_3141I mean if you think so thats fine but its not. lumi athena has been making music like this for wayyyyy longer than when looksmaxxing kids started using it
"Cant talk im mewing"🗿
Bye bye🧏🏻♂️
minha isnspiraçao, mt sigma
BYE BYE 🗿
BYE BYE!1111 🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
BYE BYE 🤫🧏♂️
Me whem im stuck in a infinite loop of walking while mewing and my memories get erased every time
Can't sing I'm mewing
BYE BYE
🥶🥶🥶🥶BYE-BYE🥶🥶🥶🥶
My teacher got mad at me because I wasn't participating, i was mewing the whole class 💀☠️💀☠️💀
bro is me
Mejor canción
Mi honesta reacción
🗿
Me coming to class 15 minutes late on my first day back to school
jordan needs to straightmaxxing
gigachad irl :
Se acabo todo 🗣.
my dad bonemaxxes me every day after he comes home drunk
Real chad
bye bye 🤫🧏♂️
sir why you not talking?.
Time to jelqmaxx
🗣️Bye bye!! 🤫🗿😐☝
0:20
Time to omegamaxx
this is me fr
How you feel like when buying a new deodorant
Me leaving the store with Ps5 between my cheeks.
"Bye bye"
how i look like at school (my bag is open and im holding a fat one in)
And now I understand philosophy....
I used to be a nerd at high school and a loser at life, i used to go to the same classes every single day while all the other cool kids laughed at me, i wanted to find a purpose in life, to find a better me, to make people like me, and then i went to find help on the internet, Reddit to be more specific, and this guy (which asked to stay anonymous) told me about something called "Looksmaxing", at first i was very confused but then i did some research and understood everything, i began training day and night to look like ano of the sigma males i saw on the internet. When i came back to school, everyone was shocked! I looked better than anyone ever dreamed of being, all the girls wanted to talk to me now and i became one of the cool kids at my school.
Looksmaxing is real, it changed me for the better, don't ever let anyone tell you it's not, champs 💪
И потом ты проснулся
Mewing 🤫🤫