Every Joke In Avengers: Age Of Ultron
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What's your favorite joke in the Age Of Ultron?
Yes I am now aware that I missed a few jokes... I hate myself.
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“It was a good talk”
“ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ”
hahhahahahaahha
My god I cried laughing 😂😂
In my language they missed that line. There was some sort of: let's discuss everything peacefully, *shoot*, peace be with you
the “ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ” ruins the joke, but that is disney for ya
@@nahuelahpa1881 na it makes it funnier
"Steve doesn't like that kind of talk."
"YoU kNoW wHaT rOmAnOfF-"
She made the kinkiest face😳
😏
DAMN, NAT!
7:43
Pure sibling energy, right there
"Who gave the order to attack?"
"Sir its the Avengers"
"Can we hold them?"
"ThEy'RE tHe AvEnGeRs"
*They're
@@micazdimm4202 it’s either one
@@paigewilder1098 no it isn't
@@paigewilder1098 no it isn't
@@paigewilder1098 your brain is gone
"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...Yay!"
Tony's childlike excitement always makes me smile.
shit
Language
wait no ones going to say anything about cap saying Language
Same 😁
"Anesthesia was invented 1846."
Doctors in 1845: 6:13
😂😂😂
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
This is me and my bro trying to kill each other
LOL
“It’s the avengers.”
“Can we hold them?”
“They’re the avengers..”
I love how he just says
“Please be a secret door.”
“Please be a secret door.”
“Please be a secret door.”
-secret door opens-
“Yayyy” :D
Yayyyy
@Cill Dasho AGREED
It was also improved.
heheheh
How to put a line
"They used it to make a frisbee"
Ok, Ultron. I'll give you that one. It was good.
12:16
Steve : What if you put the hammer in an elevator
Tony : It'll still go up
Steve : Elevator's not worthy
Thor : I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours
*Me too Thor, mee too*
Ha i said the same thing🙂
omg I just realised out of the three of them only Thor's left
Well the thing with the elevator is probably working because Odin said "Who so ever holds this hammer if he be worthy should possess the power of Thor." That, in my opinion, clearly references to persons and living beings. An elevator is not a person, its a machine.
But if you have Vision connect to the machines that control the elevator...
Only thor’s left 😢
"Who gave the order to attack?!"
"Its the Avengers"
"Can we hold them off?"
"They're the Avengers"
The fact that someone responded with "No, it wasn't" to Tony's "Good talk" is just the best part of that whole joke
Thats what made it even more funny
not sure if it was or wasnt improv for the "No it wasn't" line
@@mondo2923 prob inprov
True... So true..
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I’m glad Clint got to show off his “I have no idea what’s going on and everyone is annoying” mood in this film.
“Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.”
*pushes secret door open*
“yaay 😊”
my fav
1:00 “Please be a secret door, please be a secret door”
“Yeay!”
Lmao, Downey is awesome!
MaozerBowzer 1 you need one more please be a secret door
1:02
Tony: ʸᵃʸ
I WAS JUST GOING TO SEE IF ANYONE SAID THIS HFEIUBV
He’s so cute I can’t
How the small text?!
Y..a..y..!
Tony Stark: “Good talk”
One guy: “ no it wasn’t”
Bestie03 i laughed so hard at it
“It was good talk (Tony)”, “You didn’t finish (Cap)” and “I’m listening (Loki)” all have the exact same vibe lmho
He said it as I read our comment lol
@LillianSteph1949 the most perfectly timed moment
1:03 that's the cutest 'yay' I've ever heard. Bless his soul.
lolasum sumi-san haha I thought I was the only one who noticed that but then I saw your comment haha but funny you mentioned it😂
Jessica Nordström why are all the comments so new wtf
Dark_Whispa hahaha I just wondered the same! Maybe we all got avengers clips in our TH-cam feed, they can sense when someone have watched a lot of avengers so maybe that’s why?🤔😂
Jessica Nordström lol you commented on my comment too
It gets me every time, he sounds like an excited kid at Christmas, Love ya Tony :)
"But if you put the Hammer in an *elevator*..."
"It'd still go up."
"Elevator's not worthy."
If the elevator does up won't it be worthy cause it's basically moving it
@@romesabilal1536 if that's the case then dirt is worthy
@@ICCUWANSIUT now I am like even more confused
@@romesabilal1536 Well if you think about it, Vision can carry mjolnir. So logically we can say that any non-organic material or "being" can lift mjolnir. While some may say Vision could have a soul, I do not believe in that argument as he is made up of metal and an AI. The only part of him that could have a soul is the stone but again I doubt that since I believe that there is a theory about Ultron being corrupted by the stone, which I take to mean something merged with Ultron.
Anyways, if we follow this train of thought we are left with the fact Vision carried mjolnir, we haven't seen any other robot try to carry mjolnir therefore we haven't disproven that robots can't carry it. So that means, anything without a soul can use mjolnir. Making dirt, among other materials, worthy. As well as elevators and any components in them except for living creatures. However, mjolnir must be able to sense in a 10 meter radius or more any living being attached to the material, since Iron Man and War Machine failed to lift it with their gauntlets.
End brainstorm.
@@ICCUWANSIUT ........wow thank you though for trying to explain that to me ❤️❤️
Did Ultron just called "children" "smaller people"........???
yeah, stark called hawkeyes kids 'smaller agents' so yano
He ain’t wrong
They are
Ultron: *chops off Claud’s arm*
Also Ultron: Omg I’m so sorry, are you okay? I’m sure it’ll heal fast.
@@scarlettwitch4365 close enough.
9:27-9:28 “That’s true, he [Ultron] hates you the most.”
The way Vision says that line makes me snicker. It has such irony. 😂😂
Tony’s little "yAy" kills me every time
As it happened I saw this comment 😂
Sen_ Sen sane actually
0:57 SOMEONE REALLY SAID NO IT WASNT BAHAHAHAHAHA
I never realized that before and I was wheezing when I heard that. Thank you for that.
I know LMOA😭😭
I never had heard that before
"I'm not the boss, he is"
"I just spend lots of money... And make technology... And make everyone look cooler-"
No Tony Stark to do that for the MSheU. OG Avengers gone = MCU Death.
I loved AOU because of all the character interactions. This movie showed their comraderie & helps set up the emotional foundation of why Civil War is heartbreaking - Friends on opposite sides hurting each other. Ying & Yang Movies are AOU & Civil War. I enjoyed all the humour.
Tony’s little “yay!” At 1:03 was adorable
that's literally my favorite part, I was about to comment that
me too i comment about it and it just so pure
1:00
Tony: Please be a secret door, Please be a secret door, Please be a secret door,
*Yay*
Aw my heart
Stark: "Actually he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler"
Thor: “The girl tried to warp my mind. Fortunately, I am mighty.”
Thor: *hallucinates*
Also Thor: *WAIT THATS ILLEGAL*
are we just forgetting the scene where pietro is running, sees the hammer in the air, is like “huhh,” grabs it and it’s like the world’s fastest yeet or
Hydra leader:can we hold them
Hydra worker:they're the avengers
Rosalie Hernandez my favourite part
Thor : you're not worthy
Cap 2023: hold my beer
Thor : ok
Cap : *after lifting mjolnir* Where's my beer?
Thor : *burps*
Lmao
😂
😂
This comment is underrated lol
Dr strange : lemme help you with that
* fills drink *
Out of all of these, my favorite is Tony’s tiny “Yay!” with the door.
"we don't have to break anything"
"clearly you have never made an omelet"
"he beat me by one second"
yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats" yo have you heard of this dope indie band called The Impures, they have this song out "threats"
When I first heard this I thought that he meant Ultron beat him in an omlette making contest by one second
@@finallyimginger3223 wait same😅what does it actually mean tho, like Tony was about to make the same joke but Ultron said it first?
@@konradfabiszewski1490 in Iron man 2, while tony was dying with toxic symptoms by pladume core of his reactor, his relationship with pepper was also troublesome becuz of that and couple of other things. Tony tried to confess those things to pepper with an omelette that he made by himself in his plane, but he messed up the omelette and and couldnt tell the stories he was hiding either. Hence, Tony is refering that he was lost on omelette making to Ultron, after what ultron said, which seems somehow Ultron knows how to make omelette.
@@wikkkkk I thought different tho, he said "we don't have to break anything" and Ultron said "clearly you have never made an omelette" means that if you want to make an omelette you have to break the egg shell, if he doesn't have to break anything then clearly he hasn't made an omelette yet
1:00
Please be a secret door....
Please be a secret door...
Please be a secret door....
Yaaaay~
“People create smaller people”
-Ultron
2014
why 2014?
"Guys stop we need to talk this through"
Pew pew pew pew
"Good talk"
Random guy in pain: No it wasn't :(
5:42 Clearly you've never made an omelet
“He beat me by one second.”
“Ah yes, he’s funny, Mr. Stark, is what? {forgot line}, like old times?”
“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”
*Next scene*
“Yes!”
0:58
Tony: It’s good talk
Random hydra soldier: no it wasn’t
Tony: good talk
Random guy: no it wasnt
Tony: cries internaly
WakandaForeva yeah lol that was hilarious
Ultron has amazing jokes because he has the emotional range and capability of a 4 yo, but with near-infinite knowledge.
Just captain America getting bullied for 12 minitues.
I am done with the 12 thing in the marvel 🤣🤣
Tony: Good talk
Random Hydra troop: No it wasn’t
Literally scrolled thru the comments after that part! I never noticed it until now and it cracked me up! XD
@@homegirl44 same lol
it surprises me how many people think that was funny
Stark's little "yay"
0:58
Iron Man: “Good talk”
Guy: “No it wasn’t”
The whole theater laughed at that when I went and saw it. Still funny.
1:41
"He's fast and she's weird"
OK LEMME SLAP HER-
Vision: _Casually picks up Mjolnir and hands it to Thor_
Everyone else: *Wait that's illega-*
Ultron " oh for God sake " scene cracks me so good 🤣
Tony: "Guys we need to talk"
Also Tony: *shoots them all*
Also,also Tony:"That was a good talk"
One Guy:"nO iT wAsEnT"
Think it's at 0:50
"Eveyone is afraid of something"
"Cuddlefish" said in the most sincere voice ever
Best joke:
“How’s he doin?”
“Unfortunately hes still Barton”
“That’s terrible”
5:36
*cuts off arm*
“I am sorry ooo I’m sure that’s going to be ok”
IM DYINGG
And that's why he's my favorite lol!
the "No it wasn't" at 0:56 was just.... mwah
This movie is actually really underrated though. People dislike it because of brutasha, and Pietro’s death but it had lots of good parts too.
The movie was good, the problem was the twins origin, the character that played quick silver, how the potential character was wasted, how ultron got the resources, and Bruce and Sasha feeling a bit forced just coz it didn't work out with the arrow guy
It was good. I’m still wondering how did whedon made such a good avengers movie but completely trashed justice league
@@kyroking9934 one of the world’s greatest mysteries
This is honestly my favorite movie because it is the first marvel/avengers movie i watched
@@kyroking9934 cos he had to work with SnyderTisms.
He had to remove literally 2 hrs of content and all the ridiculous slow Mo and make sure that the movie still worked.
I like the part where Ultron couldn't think of the word Children. It shows just how advanced this A.I. is where it quite literally operates like a human being would in social situations, capable of forgetting a word from time to time.
Who else caught the guy saying ‘no it wasn’t’ after iron man said ‘good talk’?
I loved that
Nearly everone.
Nat: How’s little Natasha?
Laura: She’s Nathaniel
Nat: Traitor
9:02 the silence when vision handed the hammer to thor 💀😂😂😂
the hammer was fine with at least 3 people in the room. Thor, Vision and Cap
I love how Thor just accepted it and said to Tony "Good job"
"Nobody would know... nobody..."
Every time this line makes me lose my shit
Keep up, old man!
Lol my mom asked my dad what it means and he said no one would know if he shot they ass 😭
I still like the blooper where when their on the rescue ship, hawkeye notice quicksliver twitch so he suffocates him to finished him off while going "shhhhh......"
tony after he opens the secret door and says yay is so precious it gets me every time
ikr
“Strucker, it’s the Avengers”
“Can we hold them?”
“It’s... the Avengers.”
Still the best line in the movie
I legit thought I was the only one that noticed it
Random lady who’s name I forgot: Steve he said a bad language word
Steve:RAAAAAAAAAAH
Maria hills
Oh thanks
Cap: "but if you put the hammer in an elevator"
Tony: "it'll still go up"
Cap: "the elevator is not worthy"
12:15
“Please be a secret door please be a secret door please be a secret door”
Sees a secret door
“Yay!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Trina Lu same. Stark when he’s fanboying is so adorable
Trina Lu all the ‘“language” bits made me laugh like mad
Trina Lu don’t tell me any of endgame. I haven’t seen it yet
Trina Lu this weekend
Trina Lu I do. Spider-Man is my favourite, along with iron man captain America and black widow
Cap: But if you put the hammer in an elevator....
Stark: It would still go up
Cap: Elevator's not worthy...
Thor: Im gonna miss these little talks of ours
As much as people didn’t like this movie, I just liked how it was an avengers movie where the avengers actually worked together like they’ve been doing this
exactly my point
"How's he doing?"
"Unfortunately he's still barton"
"That's teRrible" - I can't stop laughing😂😂
War machine goes back into the future
Gets baby Thanos
Boom! U looking for this?! 🤣🤣
What would there expression be if he had done that? 😂😂
Talking audible...
I love how everyone was picking at Steve for saying “cuss” words 😂😂
“It’s the avengers”
“Can we hold them”
“I-it’s the avengers”
Ahahaha
I can’t believe Thor stepped on a lego and was ok
Are they mass producing justin y's now?
Memefied Hibiki Ever seen star wars 2?
He was wearing boots
10:34 "Yeah, nobody would know that I shot him even though there would be an arrow in him."
“Sir, it’s the Avengers.”
“Can we hold them back?”
"They're the Avengers"
So this is taking "Now this is an Avengers level threat" quite literally.
guy on the anime videos
I see u everywhere!!! ??
“Good Talk”
No it Wasn’t
11:18 most underrated joke, and I'm betting it was a blooper that was accidentally so good it made it into the final version.
Same
1:00 "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door"
Gives a smol "yay"
THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO ADORABLE
Toasty Lemon I was wondering if anyone would notice that
the little “yay” from tony just warms my heart.
ava mcguffee mine too, it was soooo adorable 😍😭
“Can we hold them”
“ (wat do you mean hold them???) They’re THE A V E N G E R S”
Best line in the entire movie🤣🤣
1:03 did you hear that little "yay" ?
Thor: 'No one has to break anything.'
Ultron: 'Cleary you never made an Omelette.
Tony: 'He beat me by one second'
😂😂
“can we hold them?”
“they’re the avengers!”
*5 seconds later*
"No surrender!"
"NO SURRENDER!"
*whispers*
"I Am going to surrender."
You know he's just saying they're the avengers. When he actually is thinking are you stupid.
You know, I don’t get why people hate this movie. This is honestly a really great movie with good jokes. I don’t get it
The banter between the characters in this movie was excellent.
Right... and I loved the villains character.
People hate this movie?
It really isn't that good at all, just because this movie is littered with action don't make it good.
@Yazan Badhris so I can hate on this movie. Duh!
Lol, kidding, I dunno I just like debating with people. Nothing personal, I promise 😁
i love the little soft "yay" from Tony Stark when he finds the secret door.
Same lol
tony: “shit!”
steve: “LaNgUaGe!!”
tony: “are we not gonna deal with the fact that steve just said language”?
endgame steve: **cusses almost all the time**
the best thing ever would have been for tony to hear steve cuss and say “language!”
11:03
Every Joke In Guardians of the Galaxy
*Uploads The Whole Movie*
JackPlayz44 I would love to see that...oh wait...that would just be the movie, right?
Ultron: *Hacks off someone's arm*
Ultron:
Ultron: I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm sure that's gonna be ok-
Poor Klaw. Although, he DID get the vibranium arm after that. Lol
@@kbanghart only to be killed later
@@alannawener7637 yes. Again, poor klaw. Well, arms dealers, or really any kind of criminals don't fare too well against the avengers.
Ultron:i’ve heard that they grow up again,if you are a axolotl,you are an axolotl right?
At least he said sorry
1:03
Tony: *Opens secret door* Yay! :D
Tall_and_ Angry finally someone else thinks this is funny I was dieing
7:57 "Ooooh I'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me tooooo'
Such an underrated line
Underrated as fuck
Why is no one talking about 1:04 *whispers excitedly* “yay”
IKRRRR IT WAS SUCH A CUTE YAY
So cute I love that part
Because im batman
BATMAN oh ok.
everyone is talking about it
0:57 did anyone else hear “no it wasn’t”
Yeah everyone
Yep XD
That was like half of the joke dumbass
@@bleach9859 Great we got an jackass here boys
I was laughing my ass off when I saw cap scold Tony, bc when I watched it, I was on the plane they censored him to say "darn" and changed nothing else.
0:56
Tony : Good Talk !
Others : No it wasn' t
LOL
That was rich
0:52
Tony: Guys, stop, we gotta talk this through.
Soldiers: **continue shooting him with clearly no avail**
Tony: **gets tired of their shenanigans**
Tony: Good talk.
Random Soldier: no it wasnt
Steve: I've seen her flirt. Up close.
Bruce: what do you mean up close?
Steve: have you not seen The Winter Soldier?Am I a joke to you?
0:57 do you here someone say no it wasn't
I did😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why is everyone here after endgame
*why am I here after endgame*
Same same same
Ok, everyone knows "Avengers: Age of Ultron" is the most comedic Avengers movie of all.
Idk it’s got a competition with Thor 2
@@alexandrews5249 and the Guardians of the Galaxy films
@@colleenross8752 indeed
They said out of the Avengers films
Good colour grading and cinematography comparing to the first movie tho
Thor report on the Hulk.
You can tell Evans and Mark are trying not to laugh. 😂
Tony: “I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man’s what he’s waiting for.”
Vision: “That’s true. He hates you the most.”
Tony: 😒
"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door..."
*Door opens*
"ʸᵃʸ"