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  • @gigasus77
    @gigasus77  2 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    hol'up

  • @JoeOfficiaI
    @JoeOfficiaI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    the kid has acquired permanent trauma from that single uno match

    • @neonvr1746
      @neonvr1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I read this as it happened

    • @altr1k
      @altr1k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

    • @kingcole3971
      @kingcole3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your gonna need multiple counselors to recover from that.

    • @アイドル乙女
      @アイドル乙女 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After that play, the child never played Uno again.

    • @Addinius
      @Addinius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The kid now hates card games and never play them

  • @maxpendergast2158
    @maxpendergast2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    The kids face when he realised he was gunna lose in uno is priceless

    • @LowmilkExWife
      @LowmilkExWife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would be raging if i was in his place no cap 💀

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed.. Red Wine

    • @darealstupid
      @darealstupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @zoomieredcar
      @zoomieredcar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      00:52 is the start of that wonderous clip

    • @shaaravbhavsar
      @shaaravbhavsar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's like: End my life man..

  • @Unknown__
    @Unknown__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    For those who didn’t know
    The part where the guy is walking through breadland is actually what farmers do to day old bread, they dry it in the sun until it’s rock hard and then is used by getting grinded up and put into farm animal food so they get some nutrients from the bread.
    *The more you know.*

    • @chairsilver2
      @chairsilver2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oh okay thanks

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ma bih got me a hat from breadland

    • @x.Lion.x
      @x.Lion.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks mate

    • @KyleHamilton14
      @KyleHamilton14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rock hard😏

    • @x.Lion.x
      @x.Lion.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KyleHamilton14 Yeah, just like your dad when he sees you

  • @treeofaboyi8315
    @treeofaboyi8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    My aesthetic is watching Pegasus switch from being terrified of bread to loving it

  • @justarealitybendinggoat4234
    @justarealitybendinggoat4234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Remember when Pegasus says it's a funny video it always has a mix of cursed shit"
    - A Goat named Pilgor

  • @sycexd
    @sycexd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    The funniest thing for me is when Pegasus be exposing some clowns on Twitter.

    • @ChillezOwO
      @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats what he's best at

    • @ChillezOwO
      @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ •́ε•̀٥ the stranger

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Wine supremacy

    • @MarkoBoyGamer
      @MarkoBoyGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChillezOwO oh hey

    • @ChillezOwO
      @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarkoBoyGamer hoi

  • @yumichan_xx9008
    @yumichan_xx9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    0:52
    "Are ya winning son?"
    Son: *Silently contemplating his life choices and own existence in pain.*

    • @swagism42
      @swagism42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAE PFP

    • @eenaya9500
      @eenaya9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't played that game so i didn't get it

    • @cakeyhel
      @cakeyhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eenaya9500 bro doesn't know uno...

    • @eenaya9500
      @eenaya9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cakeyhel so

    • @cakeyhel
      @cakeyhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eenaya9500 It's a really popular game. 💀

  • @MuhmmdSyhm
    @MuhmmdSyhm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    5:15
    I still remember watching this show as a child, when things are simpler... Whenever I heard him talk back then, I would go "Man, this character is not very likeable and very gloomy"... But I now see how relatable he is, although not as gloomy (but still)...

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Wine

    • @CrispyPillow6
      @CrispyPillow6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Back then I used to get annoyed with more sad/depressed characters or found it funny they were sad.
      But now I actually feel sympathy for them.

    • @falcoperegrinus3712
      @falcoperegrinus3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eyore or however you spell it was my favorite character as a six year old child. I don't know why but I had mugs, plushies, picture books, all about him.

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@falcoperegrinus3712 Aww 3:

  • @MuhmmdSyhm
    @MuhmmdSyhm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    4:55
    Dang, he actually pulled a desired reaction with that bait...

  • @yetntplayz
    @yetntplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    In all my years of being a black person, I heard many sentences and "chocolate man" is by far my favourite 😂

    • @tenkql
      @tenkql 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what so are white people vanilla flavored 💀

    • @seththrondsen2003
      @seththrondsen2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tenkql white cupcakes

    • @jast_yt_stuff
      @jast_yt_stuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well asians would have a lot of sub flavours, so there would be coconut flavour, masala flavour, sushi flavour
      But I guess we can generalize them as strawberry flavour, strawberry flavour is nice!

    • @elijah6169
      @elijah6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure it's a quote from the movie "white chicks"

  • @zefzaf.j902
    @zefzaf.j902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:40 they get put on a “memorial state” where the account is still accessible but has no longer content u can see. But it depends on who and if the family wants it

  • @needlespoon4734
    @needlespoon4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    2:35 I don't know why but I find it hilarious that you googled heterosexuality but above the definition is a picture of 2 men kissing.

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google is stupid like that sometimes.

    • @umhello9962
      @umhello9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You don’t understand it’s homie love, dude!! It’s not gay if it’s your homie 😩

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@umhello9962 perhaps

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please tell me semi-bisexual is a joke and people don't unironically identify as that

  • @Winjago-
    @Winjago- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The last clip was just soldier doing nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days

  • @dumpertron1
    @dumpertron1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:52
    Ok, in WOW, she’s level 13, and he said “grading papers”, implying she’s a teacher. It’s a fakeout.
    0:32 I’m a bozo

    • @Tenjooo
      @Tenjooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weong timestamp

    • @dumpertron1
      @dumpertron1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tenjooo bro go back five seconds from the stamp

  • @joshuacradic9639
    @joshuacradic9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Can we take a moment to analyze the wack way Pegasus pronounced "academic"

    • @GeekyGuy.
      @GeekyGuy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

    • @bewareoffluffo2367
      @bewareoffluffo2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uh-cad-eh-mick

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's how I say it haha and a lotta people where I live (UK)

  • @TwoWuvChonnyjashCover
    @TwoWuvChonnyjashCover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:52 "I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

  • @orangehatretro
    @orangehatretro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:52 “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days”

  • @Hychargerplug
    @Hychargerplug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I bet your arms weren't even that strong; Armstrong, more like Neil *WEAKSTRONG* " -pegasus

    • @sphereyahya
      @sphereyahya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like neil arm wealk

  • @fabiofernandez4265
    @fabiofernandez4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:56 So Thats where Soldier teleported all of the bread!

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If you see a person with red hair, be friends with him as fast as you can or the whole place will look like the color of his hair.

    • @rylanaxelvillanueva9123
      @rylanaxelvillanueva9123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get it

    • @lololollololol629
      @lololollololol629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rylanaxelvillanueva9123 A guy with his hair color shot up a Colorado movie theater...

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:35 They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @SmashTheAdam
    @SmashTheAdam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:19
    I love how he thought to look UP before looking down

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:47 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @yingkaishao2939
    @yingkaishao2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pegasus: omg bread is terrifying
    Pegasus 2 seconds later: can i get some nutella with it?

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Uno Kid one is incredible. I can see the moment his heart is crushed.

  • @dave-000
    @dave-000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:14 Single handedly the STUPIDEST toad to ever traverse the dirt patch we live on 😂

  • @frogmeister833
    @frogmeister833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When the toddler threatens you, you know you screwed up

  • @Imdrunk_
    @Imdrunk_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For people who didn’t understand the Eeyore meme:
    In Winnie The Pooh every character represents a mental disorder and Eeyore represents depression sooo many depressed people want to die and Winnie is saying that he’s depressed so he wouldn’t pass the chance to die

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now I'm wondering. If there's two Tiggers, which one would be real as they'd point at each other to no end.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:57 that's called the inner voice / narrator voice. Some people have that, but other people don't. It's about half and half. And each type are equally surprised that the other exists when they find out. I don't have a narrator voice - my thoughts are mostly images and emotions and desires, which I translate into words. So instead of thinking "I want pizza right now" a person that doesn't have an inner monologue would 1probably just feel hungry, have a taste of Pizza in their mouth, the image of Pizza in their mind, and then they go and order pizza. I can't say for sure that it's 100% like that, I can only describe how it is for me. It's funny how minds work.

  • @dreye3215
    @dreye3215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:34 The term is monosexual, it refers to both gay and straight people, it means attraction to only one gender.

  • @literallypatrickbatemen
    @literallypatrickbatemen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im not sure to be proud or embarrassed that ive seen every single one of these

  • @Apostate_ofmind
    @Apostate_ofmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    and thats why we always had a rule in UNO that you cant have a special card as your last card. Goddayum.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That wouldn't be fun, how else would you completely destroy the 5 year old then?

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RGC_animation honestly, after that barrage, even if the game doesnt end immediately, he will not recover XD Youd be forced to fish a card, but next round or two, you win, while hes still working out the dozens of cards he had to fish with those +4s

  • @samarajannatchoudhury6244
    @samarajannatchoudhury6244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love it when pegasus says
    "Oh some people they think they're sooo smart they're like "OhH pEgAsUs jUsT rEmOvE ThE P aNd rEplaCe It WiTh M"

  • @gandorias8641
    @gandorias8641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:24 looking like a sweaty Sea of Thieves nerd

  • @Wahmageddon
    @Wahmageddon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you think about it. Human flesh is basically a luxury food to man-eater predator animals like lions or tigers.
    Because most humans are hard to get to due to technology, like cars, protecting us.

  • @kotelypiesely1268
    @kotelypiesely1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:11 I am more than sure you still have to change gearbox oil, It's less common of a job as it simply doesn't get contaminated as fast, but you still have oil degradation and component wear

  • @internalations
    @internalations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:05 he looks traumatized

  • @cat-qw9ji
    @cat-qw9ji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I thought in uno when you place a non skip card it’s the other players turn but they placed like 7 + cards in one round

    • @banglawarlock3947
      @banglawarlock3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not everyone plays the game by the rules though, we make them up, and try to keep our relationship good with said rule

    • @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam
      @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caesar

    • @banglawarlock3947
      @banglawarlock3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam Josuke's hairstyle is ugly.

    • @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam
      @dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banglawarlock3947 watch out bro

    • @elijah6169
      @elijah6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah when you place a pick up card the other player can place a pick up card too if they have one, whoever runs out of pickup cards first haas to pick up however many were put down in total

  • @misterlanternz
    @misterlanternz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love everything about the projector one because
    1. Shrek
    2. It’s a funni
    3. THE PERSONS FUNKING PROFILE PICTURE

  • @beetroot4798
    @beetroot4798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:29
    To be fair, this was *justified.*
    It's like a person in the hospital, *thanking god.*

  • @Dru2Ninja
    @Dru2Ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Eaaaaatttt yooouuurrrrr veggttttaaabbblllllllleeeeeesss

  • @domspy822
    @domspy822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:46 attacking from behind... Hmm... Hol'up

  • @papahappy.
    @papahappy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:40 Not just the homeless people,my Neighbors as well😂

  • @trexz3720
    @trexz3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pegasus: "aight, we just got a lot of bread. I'm scared, I don't like this"
    Also Pegasus (2 seconds later): "wait, so it's just raining bread? I like this"

    • @biscuit_honey7188
      @biscuit_honey7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t forget the “can I get some nutella?”

    • @trexz3720
      @trexz3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biscuit_honey7188 PB AND J PLSSSS

  • @medexamtoolscom
    @medexamtoolscom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:51 it's for when they're cubs. When they're babies there are lots of things that can kill and eat them, and it's also likely to be an adult male tiger that was not their father.

  • @Kyumifun
    @Kyumifun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:05 its like that story in the bible when on their way to the holy land were hungry so God made a manna rain from the sky but in this case it's bread.

  • @newbieplayer69
    @newbieplayer69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:37 this is actually genius
    EDIT:
    4:48 this is genius too

  • @donaldmartel6562
    @donaldmartel6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:04 its a battlefield left of the bred army and the bagel army ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @fanofthomas96
    @fanofthomas96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have several questions about that bread ground...

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R/holup where you actually have to hol'up. Impossible.

  • @duhkksshh1523
    @duhkksshh1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "More like Neil Weakstrong"
    -Pega-sus

  • @devilsANGL
    @devilsANGL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me: accidentally kicked my dog
    my dog: goodbye 😡😡
    my dog 2 seconds later: I can’t hold a grudge

  • @moshi-moshi5646
    @moshi-moshi5646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:05 Asparagus.

  • @-_Anonymous_-608
    @-_Anonymous_-608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all have a whole park full of bread but the stupid ass SEAGULLS BE STEALING ALL MY FOOD!!!

  • @DumPixels
    @DumPixels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pegasus usually: Alright I hope you enjoyed the video, make sure to…
    Pegasus on this video: *alright bye-bye*

  • @srihithgangireddygari4010
    @srihithgangireddygari4010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only realized on the second watch that the World of Warcraft guy was talking about in-game levels

  • @usernotfound-jw7xs
    @usernotfound-jw7xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "i have been teleporting bread for three days"

  • @toopienator
    @toopienator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Uno one with all the skips and reverse cards lmfao that got me

  • @TasBox
    @TasBox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:27 respect the banana sackboy pfp

  • @broskiyeets1599
    @broskiyeets1599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30 thats when you 180 and say "aw your just like my coffee, sweet, thanks for the free coffee"

  • @Thirtle
    @Thirtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:31 surely the dad know right

  • @vbyte.
    @vbyte. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to the tesla meme imagine somebody was like: ON YOUR RIGHT WATCH OUT BRAKE BRAKE

  • @friskdacatarchival
    @friskdacatarchival 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that mercy is not an option in Uno.

  • @AlicornHana
    @AlicornHana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    N E I G H NOOOOOO NOT THE BREAD AT THE END NOOOO IT SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN NOOOOO-
    *dies

  • @pro_gemer
    @pro_gemer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    pegasus on his way to title his video the same thing as he did 20 times

  • @lounirs
    @lounirs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: someone in France made a comment like the one in the thumbnail. It was clear it was a joke, but some TV channel thought they were serious, and that people really we giving each other the vaccine. The broadcasters were made fun of on Twitter lmao

  • @lololollololol629
    @lololollololol629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:14 He has the same hair as some guy who shot up a Colorado movie theater... it's not a Joker thing lol

    • @largeavocado
      @largeavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh lmao i didn’t get it thanks

  • @icedriver2207
    @icedriver2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The part where the woman didn't realize her boy friend had a voice in his head could be true. There is actually a small subset of humanity that don't have one. Its called Aphantasia

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't mean to pry, but does that affect your mental capabilities in anyway, like memories or thought processing?

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thientuongnguyen2564 I don't personally have it so I couldn't say for sure

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pegasus really liked these posts.

  • @Stelterna
    @Stelterna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:58 my geometry teacher can’t picture images in his mind and everyone in our class won’t miss the opportunity to mention it. Istg they will never get over it

    • @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying
      @Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey a TH-camr I watch has that too, I forgot what it was called lol

    • @LeonSoEpic
      @LeonSoEpic ปีที่แล้ว

      Pegasus also has that, he mentioned that in another video.
      It's called "Aphantasia"
      Apparently you can get that anytime, because he said when he was a kid he could picture stuff to entertain himself, but now he can't.
      (He also mentioned the name) it doesn't happen to everybody, there is also an opposite of that called "Synaesthesia".

  • @rat.acts.stupid.1699
    @rat.acts.stupid.1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:02 I know what the bread dog is doing with the bread…

  • @itz.spazzoszn
    @itz.spazzoszn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im still on the fact he said "akdmic" instead of [aca-dem-ick]. The entertainment.🤣

  • @nicotine_twoshot
    @nicotine_twoshot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the bread clip was when Soldier teleported bread

  • @felipebatistadeoliveira211
    @felipebatistadeoliveira211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that one where the guy says "im invisible" and the first reply is "your black and its the 1800's"

  • @abyl5music822
    @abyl5music822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:29 no one gonna talk abt that username

  • @swagbat5571
    @swagbat5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's raining bread???"
    Ah... God has made it rain bread again

  • @kingtemp0h
    @kingtemp0h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That kid got Exodia'd in UNO

  • @j2hyperzone764
    @j2hyperzone764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:26 His arms are so weak that they were replace by it in his name

  • @purevanillacookie9977
    @purevanillacookie9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an uno player, I can confirm that the card placing at 1:00 is against the rules

  • @emperorj4783
    @emperorj4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    its a good day when pegasus uploads:D

  • @beetlebug-t9c
    @beetlebug-t9c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WoW player here : I’d say it’s ok to play with a higher level player, just I’d think the quests would be different. I don’t know, I forget. The levels are all screwed up now that the game is updated. Spent so much time grinding my death knight character so I could have a high enough level character to get a demon hunter only to find out I wasted my time and that they were an option from the beginning

  • @SuperJman1111
    @SuperJman1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok, Pegasus, I want to know why there is a Protogen on the right side of the screen at 3:55 in the video.
    Also *A S P A R A G U S*

    • @accueil750
      @accueil750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B e e p
      B o o p

    • @SuperJman1111
      @SuperJman1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@accueil750 Toaster beep

  • @TheAccolatedOne
    @TheAccolatedOne ปีที่แล้ว

    Toddlers are cold but this toddler ‘bout to be packed up + salt in eyes for troll

  • @benmemon
    @benmemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pegasus could slap me in the face and I would still be happy

  • @ddgaxelnilsson7855
    @ddgaxelnilsson7855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:11 wait until dude realises you can’t exit on a special card (+4, +2, reverse, block, change colour.)

  • @muzuchama
    @muzuchama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a professional semibisexual, I can tell you I'm only straight 98% of the time

  • @superbilal9707
    @superbilal9707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Creepy music in the backround
    Pegasus:can i get some nutella
    8:05

  • @TheHeroWhoAsked
    @TheHeroWhoAsked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trying this again..
    0:20 everything i ask for.

    • @freakizen0
      @freakizen0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But ur mute

  • @skidman7739
    @skidman7739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    don't question the bread.

  • @Nightmare2.03
    @Nightmare2.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00 well u cant stack +2 or +4....

    • @kollerwastaken1132
      @kollerwastaken1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      After +2 +4 the player skips their turn

    • @Nightmare2.03
      @Nightmare2.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kollerwastaken1132 no it doesn't skip

    • @kollerwastaken1132
      @kollerwastaken1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nightmare2.03 in my family we play with skipping after a +2 +4 card

    • @Nightmare2.03
      @Nightmare2.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kollerwastaken1132 oh well the official rules say u don't skip

    • @kollerwastaken1132
      @kollerwastaken1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nightmare2.03 nice

  • @teebee2420
    @teebee2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it is not a conscience. It's pretty much an internal narrator, who reads out EVERY SINGE THOUGHT YOU HAVE.

    • @teebee2420
      @teebee2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also, it won't really convince you not to do bad things, it will most likely encourage you

  • @techSoldier141
    @techSoldier141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:38 can someone explain to me what they were actually doing please i dont get it

    • @mystic_topaz6783
      @mystic_topaz6783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the dad is older than him,so he'll probably die first.

    • @woodygamer360
      @woodygamer360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugs

    • @techSoldier141
      @techSoldier141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woodygamer360 i oh my god how did i not get that LOL

  • @crystal.858
    @crystal.858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    questing? ive got a good one its called, “Behind Bars”

  • @ChillezOwO
    @ChillezOwO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi

  • @EpicMemergamer
    @EpicMemergamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:06 my mom always buys five bags of bread with four loaves in each

  • @Beth190103KitCat01
    @Beth190103KitCat01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    imagine putting "giving the covid vaccine" and "caring" in the same sentence lol nice joke

    • @greentornadofx
      @greentornadofx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea it wasn’t actually in the same sentence lmao

    • @Beth190103KitCat01
      @Beth190103KitCat01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greentornadofx it should be one sentence though so my comment still makes sense, a comma would've fit better than a full stop because i'm pretty sure the community part is a dependant clause
      please correct me if i'm wrong though~

    • @ChimmneyMan
      @ChimmneyMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Beth190103KitCat01 You are correct its just that the sentence in the post had bad use of punctuations

  • @rurubless
    @rurubless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pegasus : i don't like this
    Him literally 2 seconds later : *i like this*

  • @Tomy_Lightning
    @Tomy_Lightning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last one kinda scared me because there are three explanations one is that the person is crazy determined and with that determination he could kill us all or that there is some lunatic putting that bread there or there's a crazy shit going on there

  • @angiovanni7356
    @angiovanni7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:54 oh no, OH NO *OH NO SOLDIER TELEPORTED BREAD AGAIN*